Go To Nowhere

The government in Japan really nails the mixed message of protect yourself from corona, but go out and travel and hit up some restaurants, the places where you are most likely to catch the disease.

Also, the Olympics and way more Twitter news than usual. 

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And you can thank Gareth for this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulist

Corona ASMR

It’s a lot of corona news and I promise I did my best to get some other stuff in there. At least at the end is some real ASMR that will help you relax and sleep soundly, like younger Japanese people do.

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The ASMR mentioned in the podcast:

NNJ 59: Lots of theft and videos

Trump takes top spot for not being forward thinking. I know, you’re surprised.

There are lots of dumb people who video themselves, but we’re not talking about instagram.

Learn the best legal defense ever for the inevitable time you get caught stealing underwear.

Finally, the Olympics and the people who run it, along with the government gets sworn at.

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