Political Missteps

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So Ninja Ninja Japan is here.

We have not disappeared.

We have not disappeared because we
have not been crushed by an earthquake.

We haven’t been crushed by an earthquake
because the prediction by the mangaka

that on the 5th, the 4th, 5th, I
forget, that’s how unimportant it is.

On the 4th or 5th, that there was
going to be a massive earthquake.

So if you remember in the last episode,

we talked about there was
a manga and in her manga,

this woman had dreams and
she would just draw her dreams.

And she predicted the Fukushima disaster.

She predicted the earthquake
and it would be a big, big disaster.

Then she predicted that this year on
the 5th, there was going to be another one.

And it was going to be at
four o’clock in the morning

and it was going to make
Fukushima look like nothing.

Well, guess what happened?

Nothing.

So this is maybe one of the problems
is when people make predictions

and those predictions
are coincidentally accurate,

other people see that as
something they should believe.

People from Hong Kong, specifically in
Taiwan, were canceling their flights to Japan

because of this prediction that was made
in a manga that this weekend on the 5th,

there was going to be a massive
earthquake and destroyed Japan.

Like the way it made it sound like
Fukushima was just like the warmup.

This was going to be the big event.

And then nothing happened.

But people don’t remember the prediction
where it doesn’t actually come true.

They just move on and
they look for the coincidences

and the prediction
where it actually happens.

So what you should do is
not believe any predictions or I

should just make a new job
where I start making predictions.

And eventually you make enough volume.

You’re going to get one
or two that are accurate.

And then people will think you’re prescient

and you can actually
tell the future and stuff.

That’s really dumb.

Don’t believe any of that.

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That being said, don’t
believe in something.

I don’t believe in like
tarot cards or readings.

I don’t believe in astrology
or any of that stuff.

It’s very hard to say
that like everyone born

at the same time has
the same personality traits

because I have met people
born within the same timeframe

who did not have the same
personality traits as I do.

But one of my students actually said
that she has a friend who can read auras.

And I’m really interested.

So I said, can you take my
picture and then have my aura read?

And then I tried to make sure
I had a completely flat face.

No emotion, no expression at all.

So that I could get a completely
neutral reading of my aura.

I’m very excited to see what
my aura actually ends up being.

I don’t know how long this will take.

This is certainly not going to
be a priority in my student’s life.

They may just forget.

They might look in like I
have a really weird picture

of my teacher on my phone of him
just staring blankly at the camera.

But should that occur, I’m very
excited to find out what my aura is.

I have, I did for a while.

The problem was I actually
watched one on TikTok.

It had a tarot reading where they’re
like, oh, if you came across this video,

it was just, it was the
universe reaching out

and has a message for you
and they’d read your tarot.

And I found that interesting,
completely inaccurate.

So I don’t know if I
actually get the results.

Should I get the results?

I will share the one in his new
Japan, and I’ll let him actually said this.

And then if you’ve listened
to an in his new Japan

for the last 350 episodes
or however many we’ve done,

you can then say like,
I’ve gotten this sense

of what Chonk maybe have
just is as a person who he is.

And then is the aura reading
accurate in my opinion or feeling?

Or maybe it like brings
out some dark inner secret

that you don’t actually know about.

That would be
interesting in itself as well.

It is the beginning of a political
season in Japan and Japan.

They do their politics in, there’s
good points and bad points.

The good points is it’s
a very short set period.

It’s like a couple weeks.

You can do sort of your speeches.

You can put up your posters.

You can do it during
this period and not before,

and not after, and
otherwise it’s sort of illegal.

That is good, keeping it limited.

So in America when it’s
like a two, three year long

process leading up, it
means like politicians

who are supposed to be
in doing their jobs politically

are actually like campaigning
and stuff half the time.

That means they’re not doing their job.

So Japan’s kept it down to a couple
weeks a month or something like that.

But the bad side is it
means they give speeches.

Those speeches tend to
be standing on top of a van

make with loudspeakers just completely
annoying everyone around them.

I’ve actually been in
the office where I work.

The way the political
speeches work in Japan,

they get on top of a van,
they get loud speakers,

and they just boom,
those as loud as they can.

Because almost seems like
there’s no noise laws in Japan.

Because I’ve been in my
office in like three blocks away,

you can hear the speech happening on
the corner with some low level politician.

Also, they drive around
and they don’t say speeches.

They have these vans, they drive around

and they just say the politicians
name over and over again.

And they go like,
“Toshio Suzuki.

” “Toshio Suzuki.

” “Toshios,” they just do that
over and over and over again.

And again, with these,
we’re incredibly familiar.

This is the closest I’ve
wanted to come to getting a gun

to shoot something ’cause I
would love to shoot those speakers.

I guess the idea is that if they
can get a name into your head

when I go to vote and I
don’t have a particularly strong

political stance, I’ll just vote for
the name I remember the most.

I’m hoping that’s not how politics works,

but it does seem to be, since a
lot of the parties are very similar,

it does seem to be like
the very small differences

between the differences
between the groups.

But since we have
speech time, the other good

point for an engineer’s
Japan as a podcast means

we have comments by
politicians trying to get attention.

And I don’t have to finish most of these.

I could just start them
and that would be enough.

And weirdly, all the controversial comments

seem to be coming from the
right side of the political spectrum.

But we have the Democratic
Party for the people.

I find the names of the
parties to be kind of dystopian.

It’s almost like if I was going
to write a dystopian future story

and I needed political party names,

I would use the names sort of
like the ones they have in Japan.

The Democratic Party for the people leader

was asked why his party
receives little support from women.

I don’t think I need to go much further
for you to actually like fill in the blanks

for what a Japanese traditional
conservative right-wing person

is going to say, but
we might as well say

it ’cause we might as
well get it out there.

I think our policy is good, not
only for men, but also women.

But I think it’s very difficult
to understand for them.

So, so the dude is saying, why
don’t women support your party?

And he goes, well, ’cause
they’re kind of dumb.

And then he wonders why this is a problem.

So of course the next day he had to come
up with a apology saying he like misspoke.

I regret that I used a poor expression.

I had no intention of being misogynistic.

Well, it’s an interesting
thing ’cause I don’t

think misogynists ever
intend to be misogynistic.

I think that’s just where they go.

He did say I’m not good in English.

So he does have a little out.

These comments specifically
were made in English.

And he’s saying he’s not good in English.

So he’s actually made a mistake.

But I’m gonna go ahead and
say, if you’re not good at English,

you should not be making political
statements with any sort of subtlety.

But let’s move on to
some other political parties.

We have the leader of the Sensato Party.

And he decided to one up our previous
friend from the People’s Democratic Party.

He was saying that only
young women can have children.

When I say it, some people call
discrimination, but it’s just biological fact.

This is a very Japan first party.

They are against
immigration and they are very

worried about the decline
in population in Japan.

Now it was interesting.

They had a YouTube channel going
and as he started making these comments,

the YouTube channel
just went to a colored bar.

So it’s like they had
an issue with their feet.

But then what it actually, they claim
it was because of the extreme heat

because they were
actually filming this outside.

And it’s very hot in Japan.

I actually just said, I’m
very hard trying to start.

I’m very hard trying to start.

I’m very hot trying to
start the podcast today.

Of course, they came to follow up.

I think this might have been just a court
some controversy to get some attention.

That’s actually what I feel happened there.

So he started making
controversial comments.

They cut it off.

Made it seem like maybe
someone else cut them off.

But then of course,
someone came up a reporter

came and actually
challenged him a little bit

and he said, you know, with
modern medicine and care,

women into their forties can
quite easily still have babies.

Four women in their 60s and
70s, it remains extremely difficult.

Which I would say is factually correct.

There is another issue.

I don’t know.

I don’t want to speak for
women in their 60s and 70s,

but certainly as someone in their fifties,
I do not want to start having children now.

If I had a child now, I would be in
my 70s when that child turned 20,

which means you know,
throughout my 50s and 60s,

I’d be doing the young
energetic time for children

and the teen times
when it’s maybe difficult.

If I was in my 60s and 70s, that’s not
when I would want to start having kids.

So again, I don’t want
to speak for other people,

but I think a lot of people at the same
age might be sharing a similar opinion.

Now pop that baby out, make that happen.

  • Dude, it was just, it’s the
    exhaustment, the exhaustion, exhaustment.

I’m not even doing English good today.

I’m like that guy in the previous story.

It’s the exhaustion of
having newborns and babies

and little kids in the
energy that goes with it.

I don’t think people in their 50s,
60s and 70s want that anymore.

I want to just relax.

I’m really glad my kids are of age
where they’re leaving the house now.

The interesting part is,
even though he’s doing this

in a horrible way, he actually
had some points I agree with.

And the points, and this is again, trying
to differentiate, you know, controversy,

opinion, reality, fact, things like that,
he was saying, we need to make a society

where young women are
comfortable having babies.

And I think that’s true.

I just want to take out the young part.

I think if you want to have babies,

we need to make a
society where you are

comfortable and feel
supported in having babies.

I agree with that aspect of his statement.

I just don’t agree with what or how
he was saying any of the other stuff.

Let’s move on, NHK party.

NHK party has been a fan favorite on Ninja
New Japan because they created a party.

It’s kind of a 50% joke
party, 50% serious party.

So they’re always doing stuff.

The leader of the party
last year was attacked with a

machete, not by a foreigner,
but by a Japanese citizen.

He said, oh, he put on a mega hat.

So that’s already giving
you a sense of where he is

in the world, and he started his
speech with, “I’m afraid of foreigners.

” There’s a problem now.

I realize if I’m doing quotes

and someone clips the bit
with the quote and no context,

I could actually get in trouble,
but I’m afraid of foreigners.

You might not feel as
much fear with white people.

So that was like his intro to his speech.

You know it was gonna
get better after that.

It’s scary when groups of black people

or people with Islamic
background gather and frolic

in front of the station, I do have
to admit, I like the word frolic.

I mean, I gotta admit, people
frolicing sounds like a good time.

He says they don’t understand Japanese,
you don’t know if they understand Japanese,

so it’s scary to have those kind of
people hanging around the station.

This is a man who has
promoted genocide as a solution to

overpopulation, but he’s also
part of a non-serious party.

So it’s really hard to take
any of his statement seriously.

I think again, he just courts controversy

by just saying whatever
he thinks he can say

and get away with, just
saying stuff to see what sticks.

This is the same group
that last year was like,

let’s put up porn posters instead of our
regular posters to try to get more attention

and they sold their sort of
advertising space to people

who just wanted to put up
pictures of their dogs and stuff.

And that actually created a new law
where you’re not allowed to do that.

So that actually might be the strategy.

Let’s just see how far we can push the
limits and then see what happens after.

One more speech we have
to look at and that is the

conservative party of Japan
talking again about foreign people.

There is a big concern.

And the big concern is
that the Japanese population

is in decline and we
need to fix that problem.

But the one thing we don’t
want is foreigners coming in

and actually intermixing
with Japanese people

and Japanese culture and
having babies and stuff like that.

They don’t want me because I came
to Japan and I produced two offspring.

So if you take myself and
my wife out of the equation,

we’ve actually produced one child
to replace my wife and one child extra

because I don’t count
because I’m a foreigner.

But we have increased
the population of Japan

and they’re like,
that’s not the solution

because those kids,
they’re not pure Japanese.

They don’t understand Japanese culture.

This is the irony is that
these kids who are born

and raised in Japan are
as Japanese as kids get.

That’s not the point of
what we’re talking about.

The conservative party of Japan

really bland title compared to
all the other ones, but whatever.

Foreign people disrespect Japanese culture,

ignore the rules, assault
Japanese people, and steal.

In Northern Kanto, there
are towns that are no gosones.

I now absolutely want
to find one of these no

gosones and go to them
because as a foreigner,

I might be able to go there
and go to the no gosone.

But these statements under Japanese law

because they are so clear actually
can be construed as hate speech.

So the leader of the conservative party may
have committed hate speech in his speech,

which may actually end up getting
him in real trouble down the line.

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It’s good to learn about scams.

It’s good to learn about scams because
know that what scams are out there

and how the scams work
and how they kind of get you.

So there is a, it’s called the
adult site cancellation fee scam.

And I hadn’t actually heard about this one.

So what happens is a man saw a thumbnail
on his smartphone and he pushed the button.

And that was probably his first mistake.

And you can only go, you can go to
trusted sites if that’s what you’re into.

I’m not actually like King
Shaming or judging anyone

for their sexuality or
their viewing habits.

If you wanna look at
that and it’s all legal and

above board, I got zero
problems with it, you do you.

But gotta be careful.

The adult site cancellation fee
scam means you’ve pressed a pop up.

Oh, you’ve pressed a
thumbnail and then there’s a

pop up and the pop up
says registration completed.

Now, in that there is also another sub
button that says accidental registration

and then you click that button
you’re provided with a number.

Well, that number and
you say I have accidentally

registered at your site
to cancel your registration.

You have to temporarily register

and then you can sort of
unregister your registration.

And this costs 450,000 yen.

Now, I would take a pause right there

because if I pushed a
button on the, on my phone,

there is a, I guess a suspicion that
maybe they got my credit card number.

But there’s no way they’re
gonna get a 450,000 yen

charged through and then there’s a promise
of a full refund after the processing.

So basically you give them 450,000 yen.

They then cancel your
membership that you just

created and then you
get your 450,000 yen back.

If it’s 450,000 yen, that must
be the best porn in the world.

So I actually, if I was getting
told that this is a 450,000 yen

thing that I’ve just registered for
and I haven’t actually paid anything

and I could call my credit card company
and I actually blocked that payment.

I might wanna take a look around
and see if there is any actual porn.

Worth 450,000 yen in that
website, which I’m betting or isn’t.

But what of course happens then?

The victim goes through the
450,000 process, sends them e-money.

So again, they didn’t ask for
money, they didn’t ask for credit card.

They were like, go to
the convenience store,

get Apple pay cards or some
other kind of Amazon pay cards.

450,000 yen worth and then read
us the numbers over the phone.

So if anything, if they’re not
doing through credit cards,

I think that’s it ’cause they
don’t have your information.

If they need you to go buy
a card and then send you the

information on that card, they
don’t have your information.

So that should be the
first piece of information

we send out into
the world right there.

If a scammer, you don’t know their
scammer, you think they’re legitimate.

But if they’re asking you
to send them money via

cards, it means they
don’t have your information

which means they can’t
get any money from you.

There’s also the question of like, if
an older person or this person comes in

and goes to buy 450,000 yen worth
of cards from a convenience store,

the staff should be like, whoa
dude, you’re getting scammed.

Now there’s been a couple of
really sort of feel good stories

of convenience store workers
or banker workers and stuff

and they’ve actually
stopped scams this way.

Yes, unfortunately a lot of
older people fall for these,

but that means if an older person,
again, we can’t make people do this.

But if an older person
came to a convenience store

and said, hey, I would like
450,000 yen and Apple pay cards,

you might wanna stop and go,
hey, I know it’s none of my business,

but what for because
I think you really need

to rethink who you’re
sending this money to?

Now the reason the porn scam
works more than anything else

is because the porn scam
comes with the shame

of anyone finding out
that you look at porn.

I once got one of those
emails, when it was a

new thing, I got one of
those emails that said,

hey, we accessed your
webcam while you were jerking off

to porn, we have the
video if you don’t send

his Bitcoin, we’re going
to release the video.

I actually told to my wife
saying, look at how bad this is,

and she goes, yeah,
because if they actually got

a porn video of you jerking off to porn,

you would have no problem with it
being disseminated on the internet.

Like, there’s no way I’d pay for that.

I actually might actually tell my friends,

hey, I got caught in this
porn, everyone check it out.

So she actually was like, yeah,
they’ve tried to scam the wrong person

with the wrong thing because you’re
just like, yeah, go ahead, man, I’m down.

I would just post the link on the internet.

It would be in my link tree the next day.

I have thought about
putting an engineer’s

Japan on only fans,
’cause I stream it, right?

And I can do a stream.

I stream on Twitch and Kick.

I have actually been thinking like,

maybe I should like try
stream Twitch Kick in OnlyFans,

which would just be funny, not because
I think I would actually get footing there.

I don’t get footing anywhere, but it
would be funny just to have that happen.

Maybe someone watches on OnlyFans.

It would be fun to have only fans account.

I think that’s actually more than anything.

Maybe I should drop, ’cause I
don’t wanna overwhelm my internet.

That’s actually the thing that I
would be most concerned about.

So I should stick with Twitch,
’cause I have a core group of friends

that are actually on Twitch,
that I actually do enjoy talking to,

not Carson Uw, I’m not
really done with that guy.

But starting an OnlyFans and
have people come in from OnlyFans

would be really funny, but
we’re not gonna do that right now.

It is something that’s popped
into my head more than once,

so you know that actually
seed has been implanted.

They call back the next day saying
they haven’t received the refund.

The next day, the scammer
demanded 400,000 yen saying

they had been registered
at a different site,

so they actually had to
make an account on that site

so then they could process the refund
and then get them the actual refund.

This is one the guy was like, look,
I’m clearly being scammed at this point.

Maybe the first one was legitimate,

but then just asking again
and not giving my money back

before, I’m being
scammed, goes to the police.

The problem is, they can’t catch him.

Because he sent the codes from the cards,

there’s no way they
can actually trace that.

So in this case, the
person actually got away,

I don’t want to embarrass
the person who actually was

the victim of this kind of
crime of victim of scams,

but I think it is really important for
scams to be disseminated information-wise,

so everyone can recognize
when a scam is occurring.

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Another way to recognize a
scam is when you’re talking

to an incredibly famous
person and then they ask you

for money because
it’s weird if they’re that

famous and have that
much more money than you.

A man and a father posed as Shohei Otani

to try to scam an 80-year-old
woman out of money.

Shohei Otani has more money
than anyone else in the world.

That’s not true, it’s an excited,
but you know what I mean.

Shohei Otani is probably one of the
highest paid baseball players in the world.

So him asking you for any
kind of money is problematic.

There’s no way he’s going
to be asking you for money.

He doesn’t need money,
he doesn’t need your help.

So the way they did this,
they found her on Facebook

and then they connected to her via Facebook
and then got her to move over to line.

Line is the chat system on your phone.

They talked to her over several
months, so they were putting the work in.

I mean, most scammers are very lazy and
they bailed really quick if it doesn’t work.

But, someone is willing to put in the work.

I mean, you gotta have a little
respect for the dedication to the scam.

They said, as Shohei
Otani, I’m the best in the

world, so my insurance
premiums are really high.

I’ve paid tens of millions
of yen, but it’s not enough.

I want you to pay me 1
million yen in premiums.

Why would Shohei
Otani ask an 80 year old

woman for a million yen
to cover his premiums?

It just doesn’t make sense.

Now, there’s older woman,
don’t know her situation.

She might just be enjoying the attention.

She might actually believe it.

She might be in some stages of dementia.

There’s no way we
know the actual situation,

so I have a lot more
sympathy for the victim

in this place because it might
have just been the connection,

the attention that she
was just desperate for,

which is how you get a
lot of these older people.

She called him.

She, so online has a telephone
function, so you can actually call people.

She tried to call him multiple times.

They would avoid it by
saying the game is about

to start, so I can’t answer
the phone right now,

because of course, these
were not Japanese people,

so maybe their Japanese
wasn’t going to be as perfect

as Shohei Otani, so if they
actually got on the phone

and she heard their voice,
this scam would be up

because it’d be like, “Hey, you’re
clearly not a Japanese person.

” Maybe these big
Japanese really really well,

but they’re gonna have
an accent or something,

and they were very scared
to actually get on the phone.

This got so far that they
said, “We’re going to send one

of my managers to your house
to pick up the million yen,”

and then that’s how they got caught,
because when the guy showed up,

one of the relative was around the area and
saw something going on and went to check,

and then they called the
police, and the police were able

to pick up this person, turns
out to be a guy and his son.

It was the son doing this scam,

but the father supported
him because they had to

trade off the phone, I
guess, every now and then.

The father and the mother are
the owner of a Nepalese Curie shop

that since COVID had
sort of decimated the

business, and they were
in great financial straits.

This is the big problem
for them as a family.

We don’t know if the mom was involved,

but the father and son
obviously came with this scam

to try to supplement their
income and have been arrested.

(upbeat music) A Lamborghini.

That’s already already,
like Lamborghini, man.

If you have enough money
to buy a Lamborghini,

don’t get in trouble
’cause you’re a stupid car.

I tried to get in and out of a Lamborghini,

I’m quite tall, so getting into a
Lamborghini was really difficult.

I did not enjoy the experience.

And then getting out, I look really stupid.

I’m never going to be able to just,
like, cooly step out of a super car

’cause they’re so low to the ground,
especially my knees are not getting better.

A Lamborghini was modified to
shoot flames out of the tail pipes.

I mean, if you’re the kind of person
who goes to buy a Lamborghini,

I bet you think flame shooting out your
tail is really important, so they did that.

They also did the undercarriage
lights, which of course,

I didn’t actually think realized
those are actually illegal in Japan.

Shooting flames out of your car
is an illegal modification to Japan.

Japan’s very strict about it,
like tinted windows and stuff.

They are very strict
about that kind of stuff.

But then the undercarriage
light kit is also illegal in Japan.

Six people ended up
getting arrested for this,

which is crazy how
many people got arrested

for the modifications, but it’s
because this car was brought

to an inspection site, and
so passing the inspection

means there was fraud committed on
the manager of the inspection site shop.

There’s the guy who put in the illegal mods

and probably his crew, and
then there’s the owner of the car.

So you’re looking like four
people just right up there.

There’s the owner of the
car, the modification guy,

the guy who does the mod,
and I assume one or two

of his employees, and then
there’s the guy who owns the shop

that does the inspections, and
he just was like writing stuff off.

And this is all fraud for bypassing
the regulations on cars in Japan.

If you have enough money, they’re probably
able to pay the fines, but I’m wondering

if they’ll pay the fines for everyone else,
or if you actually lose your licenses.

This being Japan, I bet they end up
losing their licenses and their stores.

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So there’s a really famous night
view place on top of a mountain.

So if you’re the city, you want
to encourage people to go there.

This brings tourists to the place.

They can come and go
up and look at the lights

of the city on the
top of this mountain.

It’s very romantic, but you
also want to make it kind of fun.

Maybe I have something for the kids.

What you do is you create
a 30 meter slide, 30 meters.

It’s like 60 feet.

I’m just going to go with quick
double, but that’s not correct.

Anyways, a 30 meter slide sounds super fun.

Turns out they had to close it
because four people broke bones on it.

So not very romantic, not really fun.

Turns out one employee
used it before it even opened.

So if you have an employee’s like, hey,
I’m going to go test out the new slide.

Maybe they weren’t supposed to do that yet.

Slide down and they break a bone.

That might have been
an indicator right there.

Maybe we shouldn’t be opening this slide
that’s breaking people’s bones and bodies.

98.5 feet.

Do you want to make that into slang terms?

Is that a ton of feet?

So there should have
been already a question.

Before we’ve even
opened this up, a couple of

our crew tried it and
one of them broke a bone.

Then it turns out a two
year old being held by a sister,

they went down the slide together,
a two year old broke his bone.

A 70 year old man went down
the slide and he broke a bone.

This came to light
when a tourist in their

30s went down the
slide and broke their shin.

So I don’t know if
this was too steep or it

went too fast or like
you stopped too suddenly.

They don’t actually
say, but four people got

done by this slide and
they had to close it down.

It was getting everybody
because it hit all the demographics.

It hit employee, which I don’t
know what that person was.

It hit a female tourist in her 30s.

It hit an old man in
his 80s and it hit a little

kid in the twos hadn’t
even hit broken double

digits yet, but they had
already broken a bone.

October 2023, a live
streamer got drunk and

fell asleep in the street
and then was sleeping.

But the stream was still going
and then some thieves came along

and stole a smartphone
with the stream still going.

Then they went and they
reported back to their boss,

that they had stolen this
phone and been really successful

and stealing from this guy
who was sleeping on the street,

which counts as a confession
because it was captured on stream.

Now, the police didn’t
have who these guys were.

Maybe they didn’t like turn
the camera to their own face

or anything, but they
do have, they are thieves.

They know who sort of they were talking to.

They had a lot of information.

They were able to connect this to a crime.

The priming that was broken this year.

So this is 1.5 years later,
you’re actually getting this

information was being
held on to so they could

then connect a couple
of different crimes.

Just recently, the head of a
crime syndicate was arrested

because he was leading a group
that targets passed out people.

And this is, okay, so my views,
yeah, who used to be very romantic.

I was grew up in the ’80s
watching movies in the IKEA

who were like a really
consistent set of bad guys.

And they were all super powerful
doing really big scary crimes,

lots of drug running and people
trafficking and stuff like that.

And so like stealing smartphones
off drunk people who’ve fallen

asleep in the street, really
sort of like overdoing engineers

Japan, in my opinion of the
IKEA has diminished significantly.

But this is the kind of
thing it makes me go like,

should you even really be calling
yourself IKEA Coos anymore?

So what they would do is
they’d find past out people.

They would take their
wallet and their smartphone.

And if they could, they
would use the wallet.

Oh, sorry, I got to take a
break and watch Dave settle in.

I like him settling it
under his own portrait.

Doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Oh, oh, oh, go the other way.

Come on, buddy. Oh, there you go.

Settle. All right.

What they would do is
they would take the cards

and try to use the cards
and then buy luxury items.

And they were maybe
buying items from their

own pawn shops just to
get money moving around.

Then they would try to open
other cards based off those cards.

So trying to like open new credit cards

so they could use those
as quickly as possible.

It was interesting because we
got a bit of a Japanese slang.

So the people who were
falling asleep in the street

were referred to as
maguro, maguro is tuna fish.

And it’s sort of what you use for sushi.

So maguro is a kind of sushi.

But these then referred
to themselves as fishermen.

So they were maguro fishermen going out
finding the tuna and stealing from them.

Just I found that really just a cultural
point that these guys use that terminology.

The police when they were
able to connect these guys

to the live stream from
a couple of years ago,

then had enough evidence to be
able to go in search of their houses.

They found items stolen from 456 people,
which means they were keeping the stuff.

So I mean, this is one of those things

where once you’ve used
it, you gotta get rid of it.

Again, Ninja Ninja Pan, quite
famous for giving advice to criminals.

So if you are a thief
and you’re stealing things,

if you are a maguro fisherman and you’ve
been successful, don’t keep the stuff.

Like you gotta get rid of it.

So if you steal cell phones,
get everything you can’t

off the cell phone and then
get rid of the cell phone.

If you’ve got the credit
card, use the credit card,

but once you can’t use
it anymore, get rid of it.

They seem to have been keeping
these like trophies, which is ridiculous.

Do not keep stuff from your crime.

But then again, there’s a
reason I’m not a criminals

’cause I would have thought
of something like that.

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This should be maybe
the warning, the last

story is always the
weirdest, gross, sexual one.

So if you’re not into that, stop now.

But of course, if you’ve come to
the end, you’ve probably come for this.

There was this girl live streaming.

They don’t say on what,
so I’m like Instagram

or TikTok or something,
live streaming on.

They said social media.

Live streaming in Japan
usually is Instagram or Twitter.

I guess I should start saying X.

Or maybe one of the Japanese sites.

I have no idea.

They just said streaming on social media.

A spiritual medium sent
a message to the woman

who was watching streaming on
social media and said in the comments.

So I never get the comments like this.

You are possessed by the living spirit
of a man and are in a dangerous situation.

It is surprising that you are still alive.

You cannot be exercised in
an ordinary temple or shrine.

And then of course, made an
offer that I will exercise you.

They then made arrangements for the man,

the spiritual medium to meet at
her apartment to perform an exorcism.

So let’s just be clear.

If you’re on social
media, if you’re streaming

and people start making offers and
whatnot, don’t let them come to your house.

Don’t let them come to your apartment.

If you’re going to do an
exorcism, do it somewhere else.

Somewhere public.

I mean, let’s face it.

Since you’re already into streaming,
you might as well stream the exorcism.

That’s 100% what I would do.

If someone said to me,
“Hey, shall I leave chest?

” You’re possessed by a spirit.

You need to be exercised.

I’d be like, great, let’s meet somewhere

and let me stream the exorcism
so we can actually happen.

What I want to do is
actually go to one of those

McDow Joe martial
arts things where they do

the no touch kung fu and
actually take the guy on.

I would 100% want to do that.

No, the camera will interfere,
but you don’t tell them.

This is the schemy part of me.

This is where I am
able to give advice to

criminals because I do
have the criminal mind.

I just know the crime is
not worth it most of the

time because you just
can’t make enough money.

So it’s not worth actually doing the crime.

But I do have that element
and that element put together.

I could be the scam buster.

I wish I had more time and I had enough
money to actually do stuff like this.

Because I would love to go get
someone to try to exercise me

and I would, you know, set it up.

And yeah, the camera will continue.

You hide the camera.

So she’s already made a ton of mistakes

in the social media landscape
because you don’t have strangers

from the internet come to
your house for any reason.

So you started out reading sutras.

Now, if you’re not spent any time in
Japan, not familiar with Japanese culture.

Sutras are when the
priests in the temple go,

another saying stuff, I do
not have the Japanese skill

to hear what they’re saying,
but it is something that you do.

I remember when I had a
child and we took them to

the temple and we had
them blessed and they went,

did they read some sutras and then in
the sutras you could hear your kid’s name.

So the only bit I could
pick out is when they said,

said my son’s name,
which was really interesting.

And they wave some like
branches over their head and stuff.

It was a bit weird because
they blessed my child.

And then went over and
blessed a minivan, which I felt

sort of diminished the value
of the blessing on my child.

So it’s one of those
things like, if you’re gonna

bless children, get a new
branch to bless the car.

I mean, just ’cause, I
don’t know why it’s just,

it took a down a notch for
me and then I leaned over

and I asked my wife, can
you get anything blessed?

And she was like, yeah, I
mean, it’s just a blessing.

So it doesn’t really matter what it is.

And I was like, so can I bring in
my PlayStation and get a bless?

She’s like, you pay them
the money, they will bless it.

And I was like, I could have
the priest come over and go,

“Shall my name, no head shots, head shots,
some run, no, no, “Choke McBeaf Chest.

” Get back to the story.

He was reading sutras
and then started sexually

assaulting the woman saying
that I can’t exercise you,

I can’t exercise the
spirit unless I use my body.

So he was hoping she
was so locked into this.

She would actually let him do
whatever he wanted to do to her body.

She was not pleased by this.

Apparently he tried like three or four
times and she rebuffed him multiple times.

And then called the police,
when he was arrested,

he said, I left salt in
the house and read

sutras, but I never
engaged in sexual acts.

Now, here’s the semantic aspect of this.

I bet he could mentally justify it by
saying, those were not sexual acts.

It was part of the exorcism.

It was a religious act.

And that’s the kind of
semantics that these guys

sort of like used to justify
all their behavior because

the police are saying, “Did
you commit sexual assault?

” He could say, “No.

” I committed a religious act.

And let’s just be clear.

If anyone wants to
exercise a spirit from me,

we can meet in the park, but I’m gonna
video it and you can absolutely try to,

I don’t think you can absolutely
try to sexually assault me.

I’m dumb.

That’s not how I wanna end this episode.

What am I gonna say?

I’m gonna cut that, cut that, cut that.

If you wanna exercise a
spirit from me, I’m ready.

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Spicy Crime

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Japan has decided to get
stricter on their cycling rules.

I mean, Japan as a country
is already pretty strict.

We’ve talked about the
incredibly strict gun laws in Japan.

We’ve talked about how there
were some crossbow shootings

to try to get around the gun laws so
then they made crossbow control laws.

Like, something happens in society
in Japan reacts by creating laws.

I’m waiting for IRL public streamer laws.

With Johnny Somali in
the advent of a bunch

of other streamers
doing something similar,

I’m waiting for those
laws to become a thing.

They have decided to get
really strict on bicycle laws.

This came as a bit of a surprise.

There’s a big bicycle culture in Japan.

Not a bad thing, I think bicycles are good.

But they wanna make it safer.

So a couple months ago,
maybe the end of last year

we talked about how drunk
bicycling is illegal in Japan.

You are responsible
for any accident you

cause while being drunk
on a bicycle in Japan.

There are severe fines of Japan.

Well, they’ve now decided
to add like 100 more things

that are going to be illegal and
findable if you do it on a bicycle.

So just some of the
highlights, just so you know,

holding an umbrella is going to
be illegal while cycling in Japan.

Having the clip on the
front of your bicycle

to hold the umbrella is also going to be
illegal because it can inhibit your view.

From April 2026, there
will be a 5,000 yen fine

for holding an umbrella
while riding your bicycle.

There will be a 12,000 yen fine for using
your mobile phone while riding a bicycle.

Well, this one I actually agree with.

The cycling one with
umbrella, I’m a little torn.

I get, they want you to wear like this full
body piece of plastic rain suit, I guess.

I don’t know how feasible that is.

I got caught in the rain yesterday.

So maybe I have a little sympathy.

But I guess overall, they
don’t want you to have like one

hand on the bicycle and
one hand on the umbrella

and a gust of wind and it blows you
into the road or something like that.

There is a, the goal
here is safety for people.

So I’m always kind of on board with that.

The cycling while looking at your smartphone
is an incredibly normal thing I see now.

Primarily teenagers on their way to school,

they’re on their phone,
they’re on their bike,

they’re zipping down the
road, they’re not even looking.

I’m actually worried about those kids.

Now, I don’t think a 12,000 yen
fine is actually going to stop them,

but hopefully it helps
somebody, I think it’s worth doing.

A 6,000 yen fine for
ignoring traffic signals,

but that’s going to be
like you’re on your bicycle,

on your smartphone and
you blow through a red light,

you now get a 12,000 yen
fine for your, using the mobile

phone and a 6,000 yen
fine for blowing the red light.

There is also a 3,000
yen fine for double riding.

Double riding is seen as this terrible
thing, but it’s also very romantic.

So this is a problem
where culture has made a

girl riding on the back
of her boyfriend’s bicycle

or riding on the handlebars
and then double riding together.

There’s a very youthful romantic thing.

It happens in manga, it happens in anime.

It’s a love story thing.

So people want to do the love
story thing they’ve been raised with.

It’s also slightly dangerous.

So screw you 3,000 yen please,
although that is a nominal fee,

I don’t think it’s really
going to be a big deal.

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If I said host of the NTV show,
the exclamation point, Tetsuhan,

Tetsuhan exclamation
point, dash double

exclamation point, his
name is Kokobun Taichi.

He’s a 50 year old dude.

He was also the keyboardist for the band
Tokyo, and he suddenly disappeared from TV.

If you had to guess, having
listened to an introduced pen

in the past, if you had to guess why or
what happened, what would you guess?

This would be a quiz, this
would be the easiest quiz ever,

’cause it’s like a 50 year old Japanese
man who has a certain amount of power.

Sexual harassment, just across the board.

You know it’s already sexual harassment.

I don’t even have to read it.

The funny thing is the TV channels like,

oh, we’re just going to say he violated
compliance rules, but it’s like, no,

it’s a 50 year old dude on
Japanese TV who’s famous.

He was sexually abusing people around him.

He was harassing people around him.

It’s something like that.

He touched someone inappropriately.

They, he disappeared from the band.

He disappeared from his TV show.

And I actually am more deeply offended

by the fact that they had
double exclamation points.

They had an exclamation point, ’cause
it’s like, you can’t be the Tetsuwan dash.

It’s the Tetsuwan.

And I don’t know how you
double exclamation point, how

you make that sound
stronger, but the name bugs me.

Japanese TV names are already bad.

This one, I don’t know,
was particularly offensive.

And the fact that this guy is now
this guy, I never knew who he was,

but then as soon as I saw the title,
it was like 50 year old Japanese man

removed from his TV show
and kicked out of his band.

I knew what was going on.

Apparently it’s not just sexual harassment.

It’s also like a power
harassment abuse kind of thing.

He was pulling an Ellen
DeGeneres on his staff.

So basically if he saw you as equal,
so you’re a Tokyo band member,

you’re a boy band member,
you’re of a certain social status,

you have a certain amount of fame,
then he treated you really nicely.

He was really kind of, but if
you were anywhere beneath him,

he would like lose his
shit on you regularly.

So shouting was a daily occurrence.

He asked female staff members for nudes.

He asked them to go on dinner dates.

He did non-consensual
touching on a regular basis.

This was reported multiple
times for being overly familiar.

And of course the station didn’t
do anything about it for years.

So now it’s come to the forefront.

Now he’s being pulled.

I mean, I don’t even know what to say.

There’s nothing I can say.

This is just such a standard thing now.

Famous guy.

The bit that boggles me, I
think, is, I’m a 50 year old dude.

If I really needed to, I could get a date.

If I was famous and rich, I
think it’d actually be quite easy.

I don’t need to be shitty to people.

I don’t need to be mean or cruel
to people to get that attention.

I’m already getting the
attention of being famous.

And then, oh, I could
be nice to some girls.

And I bet they would
give me attention back.

I can’t fathom how these
guys are finding it difficult.

Demanding nudes from ladies.

That’s not gonna get you anything.

I mean, that’s, I think
that’s the short version.

I think that’s not gonna get you anything.

Why do they think this is gonna work?

You can leverage your fame
and your wealth and get that stuff.

Why, why, why do you gotta
be a dick about it as well?

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This was a very interesting
piece of dental fraud,

which is a very, very
specific kind of fraud, I guess.

I had a very hard time
finding good dentists in Japan.

So, doctors, I’ve been very lucky.

I’ve had people, my
friends, co-workers and

stuff tell me some
horror stories about them,

not finding good doctors over the language
barrier, being too much or whatnot.

I have had very good luck with doctors.

I had to try a couple dentists.

I found a good one who
went to my university,

which gave me a lot of
confidence for some reason.

I think because there was an understanding

that he was going to be
using more modern techniques.

I went to another dentist
in an emergency situation,

and he started like
banging away at my mouth,

and I’m like, you should
not be banging teeth ever.

Like, that’s just a given.

Just dentists should not hit teeth.

Because I had been told
there was a crack in my tooth,

and I guess he wanted to, if there wasn’t
one, he was gonna make one and then fix it.

Anyways, got out of there real quick.

This guy told patients that
they would get a treatment

fee of 2 million yen
refunded if they provided

their medical records and then a
cooperation fee would also be refunded.

It’s very complicated.

Okay, the story is very complicated.

Let me start again.

This guy was running a scam.

His dental clinic was in a rears.

He was gonna go bankrupt.

So he started telling
patients that they paid

2 million yen upfront, and then
they provided their medical records.

They could get that 2 million yen back
and essentially making the dental work free

because they’re allowed
to use the dental records

or share them with
other sources and stuff.

There was also a 2
million yen cooperation fee,

which once all the treatments
were completed, they would get back.

So he’s basically saying,
you give me 4 million yen,

and you will get money
back later, all of the money

back, and essentially,
this is just free treatment.

He’s received more than a dozen complaints.

He was doing this to
more than a dozen people.

And what would happen is
he would delay the treatment.

So he would actually
never finish the treatment.

So he would never actually
get to the point where he actually

had to pay someone back the
money that had been promised to them.

One patient paid over 7 million yen.

Oh, sorry, that’s totally different.

Since 2013, his clinic was 7
million yen in a rears for rent.

He had not paid employees since January,

and since April he had been
running the clinic by himself.

So that’s already something
you should take note.

If you go to a dental
clinic and it has staff,

and then you go back
for your second treatment

and all the staff are gone,
and there’s just the dentist,

that’s suspicious, there’s a problem
there, there’s a money problem there,

he’s not paid a staff,
all his staff have left.

So I’m really glad the staff got out,

maybe they lost a paycheck or two, that’s
unfortunate, but at least they’re not like,

constantly one of these people
who have been like, bamboozled

by the dental guy, and they’re
actually still working there

with the promise of
getting paid down the line.

He is suspected of taking 100 million yen.

He promised a patient that
he would replace the silver

fillings they had with ceramic,
which I actually had done.

I grew up in the 70s and 80s, and I had
some silver fillings, and then when I got,

and I went for some dental work, he said
we can actually replace those with ceramic.

It’ll look whiter, like it
just won’t have those,

like silver things in your
teeth, it looks better.

I find I did it, I don’t
remember it costing particularly,

a lot of money, but maybe I
didn’t have as many as this lady.

He said it would cost five million yen.

Then he convinced her that if
she paid another five million yen,

the whole 10 million yen would be returned,
refunded at the end of the process.

So basically he’s saying
like I’m gonna take this,

I’m gonna put it in here, I’m
gonna invest it, I’m gonna do

something with it, and then
I’ll give it all back to you.

You just gotta give me the tell me again.

Since they had already started the work,

she had already been convinced that
this was a treatment that was a real thing.

So that’s how they kind of got her.

So he would start the work,
convince them to spend more money,

they would spend more money,
and then he would just drag it out,

or he would stop like
returning phone calls.

He never got to the end part
where he had to pay them back.

She got real suspicious when he said,
I need to remove four of your teeth,

and then after the operation
said he had removed five teeth.

She’s now like, I’m losing teeth
that I wasn’t supposed to lose.

I don’t know if this guy’s actually
taking any of this seriously.

So basically he’s just like, well, I
gotta take something out of her mouth.

So this is again, there
is a very good chance

that none of this dental
work had to be done.

He was just convincing
people that it had to be done.

He was talking like implants,

like I’m gonna go into your
jaw and put an implant in there

that maybe was completely
unnecessary just to generate

more work for himself so
he could get more money.

But the scam was that he
never finished treatments.

He was in so much trouble financially.

So we don’t actually know what he was
actually like spending all his money on.

That his father who had
a farm was selling farm

equipment to give him
to keep the clinic afloat.

This is just now all come to light.

He’s been busted for fraud.

And I hope he’s treated like shh,

because just digging
around in people’s mouth

for no reason just to
get money is pretty often.

Japan has a single adult doll
museum, which I didn’t know about.

I only learned about this
when I heard this story.

Now, the problem has arisen
that it’s in a private residence.

Which means you can’t just like go there

and like it’s not an open
museum to the public.

You have to like make an appointment.

You have to call the guy and say like, I
would like to tour your adult doll museum.

I would like to see
all the adult sex dolls.

And then you make an appointment and you
come visit and maybe he guides you through.

I’m not sure how it works.

I haven’t looked into it too closely.

I don’t know if I would
be really comfortable going

to someone else’s house
that has been arranged

as an adult doll museum
from being really honest.

If it was like an official sex
museum like they have in

Europe sometimes, that’s
a different feeling, I think.

But if you think about the
internet, this is prime content.

This is the salacious
content that gets clicks.

This is stuff people want to see.

It’s really weird that it’s
in this guy’s house, you can

go ahead and assume this
guy might be a little odd himself.

He’s dedicated a big portion of his life
and his money to creating a sex doll museum.

There is a VTuber agency called Nijisanji

and they started bugging
the owner for an interview.

So they started calling
him and sending him emails

and saying like, hey,
we want to interview you.

And apparently they
were getting aggressive.

He actually called the emails disgusting.

And you said like, I don’t want
to do an interview with you.

I don’t like the way you’re
sending the messages.

I don’t like the way
you’re dealing with me.

I don’t like the way this is being handled.

This is disgusting.

I don’t want to work with you.

But someone from the agency
showed up anyways with no appointment

because, of course, they
could find out where his house is.

It was the chairman of the
VTuber company and another person.

They showed up and they
started trying to harass

him, trying to get
him to do an interview.

Apparently previously,
a VTuber had showed up

and gone through some
obviously made an appointment

and gone through and filmed,
which you probably weren’t

allowed to do without permission,
and filmed so that he had content.

And again, this is a private residence.

See, they basically
wanted to someone’s house

without permission to
film and started filming.

I know that’s very illegal in Japan.

So this guy has just
banned the entire agency.

The Nichi Sanji agency has been
banned from the adult doll museum.

I did have one question.

VTubers being virtual YouTubers.

If they’re going to go in and do this,
how do they get the VTuber into the video?

So I’m guessing that must be an
overlay they do later or something?

It seemed very weird to me.

I guess there’s
going to just be some

post-processing editing
that goes happens afterwards.

But these guys, again,
the internet has now

gotten into this vague
harassment territory

where it’s like, we’ve
got to push the limits.

We have to find more stuff we can
do and more people we can annoy.

And hey, here’s a guy who
has a very odd life he’s chosen.

Let’s disrespect him to get more clicks.

And now they’ve just got a blanket ban,

but I’m actually betting
that if they keep pushing it,

which if they’re modern YouTubers,
they’re probably going to do.

I bet this ends up with
some sort of legal issue.

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There’s a man standing at a station.

That doesn’t sound
like a very exciting story.

And the police were like,
huh, it’s really hot right now.

This was June 17th.

We’re getting into sort of the beginning
of the really hot period in Japan.

We’re just hit rainy season now.

But June 17th was a hot day.

Now this guy has his long
sleeve shirt and a vest on.

So that’s really hot.

They do have these
like air-conditioned fan

vests, but he wasn’t
wearing one of those.

So a policeman’s like,
this is very unusual for him.

He doesn’t even like roll up
his sleeves to alleviate some

of the temperature problem
that he must be experienced.

So this guy looks– he just looks
hot and not in a sexy, cool way.

He looks hot like my guy that guy saw it.

So the cop goes over and talks to him.

A lot of people coming
from other countries–

again, I’m talking primarily to Americans–

have this false belief that
the way things are handled

in other countries are the way they’re going
to be handled when you travel overseas.

Like, I’ve seen people–
Americans in the UK,

and because the
police speak English and

stuff, they think that
the rules are the same.

So they start talking about
like first amendment rules

or like read me my
rights and stuff where

none of that actually
exists in that country.

In Japan, I think
there’s actually the belief

that you are guilty
until proven innocent.

I don’t think they follow the
innocent until proven guilty rule set.

So they see you, and they
see something suspicious

that guy– that guy suspicious
looking he’s guilty of a crime.

Let’s go check it out.

That is a perfectly normal, reasonable
way for police to behave in Japan.

It is very annoying, and it’s scary,

because that means they
can stop and talk to you.

Foreign people,
often, if they’re walking

down the street, get
stopped and questioned.

That is not an issue in Japan.

And you can say it’s profiling.

And police have gotten
in trouble for it in the past.

But police manuals that
has come out, have said like,

oh, you see foreigners, they’re
more likely to commit crimes.

So they should be checked out.

Statistically, that doesn’t hold up,

but that doesn’t matter, because the
stereotype is there, and the police believe it.

So they’re going to
treat you like a criminal.

And again, in Japan, that’s OK.

They can get away with that.

That’s not necessarily a bad thing.

You do have rights, but a lot
of the police don’t necessarily

know those rights or don’t
treat you as if you have those

rights, and they can get away with it
which is how we’ve gotten to this place.

Anyways, this guy has a
long sleeve shirt and a vest on.

He looks hot.

Please ask some questions.

I’m like, I’m not answering your questions.

So that’s more suspicious,
because if you had nothing

to hide, this is again
sort of the antithesis

to the– if you have nothing
to hide surveillance state

that we might be living
in, what’s the problem?

He’s like, I don’t answer questions.

He refused to answer the
questions he walks away.

He gets in a taxi.

He goes to a train station.

He gets on the train.

He goes to the shinkansen
station, the bullet train.

He gets on a train going to Nagoya.

The police now at this point have
followed him through all these places.

They have called a
helicopter to follow him.

Because of the way, he just refused
to answer questions and walked away.

They’re like, something
suspicious about this guy.

While they’re following
him– so again, a helicopter

is following this guy– who technically,
as far as we know, has done nothing wrong.

Cops back at headquarters
have been radioed.

And they’re like, you know,
check security footage.

Let’s find out what this
guy was doing this morning.

So they start looking to this
guy back tracing where he’s been.

They find out he’s taken out 500,000
yen from an ATM using someone else’s card.

So he has actually committed a crime.

So here you get to the problem.

Like, I don’t actually
care about the crime.

The crime itself is not that
story, not that interesting.

He got someone else’s card.

He took money out.

OK, yeah, that’s a crime, sure.

But the police’s behavior
of following this guy

has now retroactively
been justified by the

fact that they’re like,
we were suspicious.

This guy is committed a crime.

We went to speak to him.

He behaved more suspiciously.

We went and checked.

Now we’ve found out he has
actually committed a crime.

You can see there’s like a
minority report justification

for the way the police behave because
the way they behaved is uncovered a crime.

When the guy gets off the bullet
train, he’s immediately arrested.

And we’re like, we know you’ve
taken 500 yen out of an ATM.

We know you, someone
else’s card, you’re under arrest.

The questions remain.

Should cops put so much effort
into someone wearing warm clothes?

So he was wearing suspicious clothes?

Should they have put that
much effort into following him

because he had technically done
nothing wrong in view of the police?

But as far as they were concerned,
he was behaving suspiciously.

That’s something to remember.

When you go to a new country,
when you go to a different country,

the rules from your
country do not follow you.

The rules may be different.

If this was all justified as far
as the police were concerned,

they are not going to
get any trouble for profiling

or whatever you might
want to call it, of this guy,

because they’re like, he
was behaving suspiciously.

You can actually say like
the cop has experienced

there was more to it
when they spoke to him.

He became more suspicious and
that’s why they followed up on it.

But in Japan, you should
be aware that I think

you are treated as guilty
until proven innocent.

You can interact with the police.

Most of my interactions with
the police have been very minor.

I’ve never been stopped on the
street by the police in question.

Like a lot of the people I know have.

I have gone to the police multiple
times and had very positive experiences.

So again, maybe I just exhibited different.

I’m maybe I’m not suspicious.

Maybe that’s it.

I just don’t exude that suspiciousness

that the police would take in
because of my friendliness and guy.

Although every time
I’ve traveled to another

country, I have been
treated like I’m a drug mule.

So that’s maybe everywhere else.

I just seem like the suspicious guy who
is carrying a kilo of drugs up his butt.

A man was arrested for selling a
colorized, pirated version of Godzilla.

So you were talking about the original
Godzilla, which was filmed in black and white.

And now with AI technology,
you can throw the video up online.

And AI will colorize it for you.

He sold it on a flea market website.

On the website, he claimed the colorized
films had their copyright expired.

So this was perfectly legal.

Like there was no copyright on the film.

Godzilla’s copyright
doesn’t end until 2031.

So actually, he’s pretty
close, like six years off.

But in six years there,
I’m sure there’s some

loophole where they can
like renew the copyright

or re-release the film
or something like that.

Godzilla’s copyright will never go out.

They’re never going to let it lapse.

The original Mickey Mouse
has, which I actually was

thought through by Disney
being as big a company as is

would have done something
to make sure that didn’t happen.

But yeah, there you go.

The old Mickey Mouse is now copyright free.

We need the poo, they did
those horror movies and stuff.

That came to mind because we have a, we
need the poo story coming up in a minute.

He was selling these for
3,000 to 30,000 yen each.

So I’m assuming it wasn’t, like the
price difference wasn’t for the same film.

Like he was doing different films,
colorizing them and then selling them online.

He was selling you a DVD.

I’m assuming, yeah, like a Godzilla
movie was expensive 30,000 yen.

And then some other
movie that wasn’t as

popular was 3,000 yen
in somewhere in between.

He had made 1.7 million yen in five months.

Police can’t, it became aware of this.

They have police who
basically apparently just troll

websites and stuff, cybersecurity police.

Yeah, they’re finding a
lot of cyber crime this way.

There’s working very hard
on copyright crime lately.

This has been a big set of
stories, this copyright copyright.

Japan’s doing everything it
can to protect its own IPs.

As promised, a 59 year old man, I
was kind of like gonna stop there.

59 year old man.

This is where we do another quiz.

Like what do you think the
59 year old Japanese man did

considering our theme of 50 year
old Japanese men and what they do?

Well, he was winning the pooling it.

So we knew the pool is famous
for wearing a jacket and no pants.

This man was walking along with a shirt,

sort of the upper body
covered the way it’s supposed

to be and his lower
body completely exposed.

It was two o’clock in the morning.

He was just walking around
apparently just airing himself out.

The police found, now I would normally
would have assumed he was drunk.

This is just sort of standard.

They found no alcohol or drugs detected.

So maybe he had something
in his system, we don’t know.

But he was just walking
around in the night air,

kind of like just getting
that all out in the open.

Just be careful, you walk around at night.

That is something you might run into.

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Again, I could do a quiz.

The 16 year old went to a sushi restaurant.

And again, film the blank.

So you know it was for social media.

We could do a little bingo thing.

Like you know what you know
without me telling you the story.

You know he did something stupid.

You know it was on social
media and he posted it

to make his friends
laugh or to try to get viral.

And you know the police
saw it or the company

saw it and they just
went and picked him up.

Like, ’cause he did it on his own account.

Like, that’s already set.

I shouldn’t even have to like
say those things anymore, I guess.

The question, I guess
the devil’s in details.

Kuna sushi is one of those kite tennis
sushi places so it goes around on the loop.

And then after you have your plate,
you put your plate in this little slot.

That’s already, so you can put stuff in it.

It’s gonna slide down a little
thing, go in and get washed.

And that’s, I don’t know
what the mechanism is.

There’s some Rub Goldberg machine
that actually washes it just behind there.

I don’t know.

He’s like, I’m 16 years old, I’m dumbish.

And I’m not actually excluding myself.

I think every teenager is dumbish it.

I think I was dumbish it at 16.

I did some really dangerous stupid stuff.

Social media wasn’t really a
thing when I was a teenager

which I think is a good thing ’cause I
think I would have been one of the victims

of I wanna be famous
for doing dumb stuff online.

If I think of some of the stuff I had
done when I was 16 and I’d filmed it,

it probably would have gone viral and
it probably would have ruined my life.

So the popularity would
have filled my head.

I think it’s really good that
I didn’t grow up in this era.

I think I would have
been absolutely a victim.

I would be one of the people I
talk about now on this podcast.

He’s like, I’m gonna do something funny.

I’ll put something in the slot.

What can I put in the slot?

Well, he opened a condom
and put the open condom.

It wasn’t used.

That’s a generous, thankful for all of us
’cause then I would have had to go through

the whole thought process of how did he
get the condom to the place but whatever.

We don’t have to deal with that.

He opened a condom,
put the condom in the

slot, took a picture
of it, and then ha ha ha.

I’ll post that on X and
I’ll get really popular

and it didn’t include a sushi the company
which of course recognizes their own slots.

Reported it to the police,
he was immediately picked up

and he was arrested for
obstruction of business by fraud.

I do wanna know what part of that is fraud.

I’m still trying to find
a lawyer I can speak

to just to have these
questions worked out.

I’ve realized the problem is if I just,

as chunk of a beef
chest, send a message to a

lawyer, they’re just gonna
ignore it and then like,

hey, I can’t pay you,
they’re gonna ignore it.

I mean, these are lawyers.

So I get why it’s so problematic.

What is the fraud aspect?

‘Cause I can obstruction
of business, he’s doing

something gross that is
making the business disrupted.

100% on board with that.

But where’s the fraud in that?

He didn’t put a plate in the plate slot.

Is that fraud?

That’s the question I have.

Like, where’s the fraud aspect of this?

I’m not thinking he
should not get in trouble.

He should actually get in trouble.

I think they should like really make
sure that this stuff stops happening

because these sort of
shared spaces and restaurants

being abused like this makes it gross for
everyone else to go to these restaurants.

But I do want an explanation
as to what aspect of this

is legal and illegal, what he
did specifically, that was illegal.

Making a dirty thing dirty.

I don’t see that as being fraud.

That must be something else.

Again, the obstruction of business.

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Company president of a staffing
agency is walking down the road.

He’s got 7.8 million yen in his bag.

He’s gonna pay his staff.

It’s a staffing agency.

He’s gonna pay somebody.

It’s pay day for people
wearing masks and plastic

gloves run up behind him
and smash his face with spices,

which is already to me a very interesting
way of trying to assault someone.

Then they grab the bag
and they try to run away.

Company president doesn’t let go
of the bag and he starts screaming.

The four guys, they take off.

Well, it turns out it was for Indian
and Nepalese people who were arrested.

The fact that they stole the
money and tried to use spices

just leads us into this like weird
racist joke territory but they did it.

I don’t know what to do.

I was like trying to make
jokes and I’m like the

joke sound bad but this
is based on a real thing.

So what do I do with this information?

They didn’t get the money.

They didn’t get away.

So again, there’s CCTV everywhere.

They’re surveillance video.

The police just checked.

They backtracked it.

Just like that guy who is
suspicious on the trains platform.

They can find you anywhere now.

So I’m now thinking like any crime
in public is just already automatic fail.

You gotta figure something else out.

One of the Indian guys actually
worked for that staffing agency.

So they’re pretty sure
that he knew it was pay day.

He knew that the company president would
be carrying the money to go pay staff.

So these paying staff and cash, I guess.

Like I work for a company that gets
transferred automatically to my bank account.

I don’t actually ever
really carry cash anymore

and I pay with everything with pay pay
which is again, also an automatic transfer.

So they must be dealing with,

again, if the guy’s
Indian, he’s dealing with

immigrants and stuff, maybe
they’re paying them cash

’cause they don’t have
bank accounts or something.

But him knowing that and
then abusing that information

but then also like how
can we like disable this guy?

And on those, again, in a non-violent
way, we’ll just stuff spices in his eyes.

He had to take a week
to actually heal fully.

I’m just sure it was
inflammation and stuff.

But that’s pretty unpleasant.

He wanted to do pepper spray,
but didn’t have pepper spray.

So we were like, we’ll do some homemade
smack it in his face and see what happens.

It does not work out.

That was a really bad plan.

Don’t do that.

There’s a company called Neocorporation.

They do electricity.

So wiring and stuff like that.

They have a promise of an average
salary of 14 million yen, which is huge.

The average salary in Japan
right now, 4.5 million yen a year.

So they are talking like
more than double triple

the average salary if
you work for this company.

So that sounds really good.

That’s going to appeal a lot of people.

If you offered me three times more money,

I would be very interested
in working for your company.

They’re being sued by five ex-employees.

So that’s, huh, if they pay so well,
why would these people sue them?

Because of course, that amount
of money means they think

that you’re going to
put up with a lot of crap.

You’re going to put up with a lot of crap.

That’s going to mean power
harassment, sexual harassment.

It’s like all these stories now.

It’s now just become like, again, a given
as to where this story is going to go.

There was violence on a daily
basis is what they were saying.

They had severe punishment.

So if you got a traffic
violation, so you’re in electrician,

you’re going to have to drive two
places to do your electrical work.

If you do a traffic violation, you
lose your commissions for that month.

So that’s not just a
job, not the job you’re on.

You lose all your money for a
month because you like ran a red light

or got in trouble or in
some way, but you’re going to

be driving all day, that’s
going to have it by accident.

Like you roll a stop sign or something.

If there is a client cancellation,
you lose your commission.

You had to pay your commission back.

So you got your commission,
but you have to pay it back.

But they canceled, there’s
probably a cancellation fee and

stuff like that, which probably
includes your commission.

So I think you were paying back money
that you should have gotten regardless,

because maybe you were not the
reason or at fault for their cancellation.

They had recorded verbal abuse.

So apparently this was like a daily thing,

like every meeting just
included them shouting at you.

One employee said if they
were not meeting targets,

they were ordered to
send a full body nude.

And that full body nude was then
circulated around the company.

Now I think if someone,
if I was at my company

and they were like, you’re in trouble now,
you have to pay, you have to pay as back.

So you’re gonna send us a nude.

I think I would sub out my genitalia
part and send them someone else’s,

maybe a person from the internet,
so that it was particularly impressive

and be like, yeah, send that around the
office and see who feels bad about it later.

I think there’s a way around that one.

Like these guys are legitimately doing the
things that they were being told, I guess,

’cause they were being abused
physically and emotionally.

So they’re not in the
same mind space, I am.

Whereas I was like, oh,
here’s an opportunity

for everyone to think
that I am, you know.

With that, they think that I
am more of a man than I am.

One ex-benders said, it was very common,

if you couldn’t intimidate
your subordinates,

they didn’t think you
were management material.

One guy said that while
he was being berated,

that his manager would grab his
testicles and squeeze them really hard.

The manager says he didn’t grab
them that hard, it wasn’t that painful.

I don’t think that’s
his thing to interpret.

The company, when this
all started coming out,

said that we believe
these claims are based

on one-sided interpretations
and perceptions.

Now, it is very difficult to misinterpret

my manager grabbed my
balls and squeezed and hurt me.

And even if it is my-sided perception,

he hurt my balls is pretty
easy for me to prove.

It’s not a one-sided
perception that I had to take

a picture of my genitalia
and mail it to my boss,

who is then gonna
share it around the office.

I assume to try to humiliate me.

And again, I’m pretty on board with, let’s
just sub everything out or make me sell,

you know, I might set up some lights and
try to make it look as good as possible.

But, you know, that’s not
a one-sided perception.

This is something I had to take a picture.

I sent the picture to my manager, that
picture then made it around the office.

There’s no perception there, that happened.

So, now that this is going to court,
more of these things are gonna come out,

I bet we get a lot more crazy stuff
coming out from the new corporation.

Still, three times
more salary, if all I gotta

do is send pictures to
my junk around the office.

I mean, that’s something
I’m kind of doing anyways.

(upbeat music)

Oh, that’s in focus now.

So, I know I have a Dave Cam, Peter Cam,
Dave Cam, Peter Cam, this is kind of cool.

I don’t know how I’m gonna use this
yet, but just having a second camera

that I’m using for this
is gonna be kind of fun.

Dave Cam.

Yeah, he’s got a little
bald spot here where I

had to put medicine
’cause he has a little bump.

But the bump’s going away.

Look at this guy.

Oh, I was, he wants me to
scratch his belly, I’m sure.

And I think he puts his head here ’cause
it’s the metal in the glass of the desk.

It’s cool.

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Duel Podcast

(upbeat music)

Getting hardest is the hardest part.

A little bit of getting
hardest is the farthest part.

Yep, that’s where we’re starting today.

Getting started is the hardest part.

I need vocal warmups.

Getting started is the hardest part.

Getting hearted is the smartest fart.

All right, with that, let’s get started.

Let’s actually make that the beginning.

That’ll be the beginning of the episode.

Me trying to say a single sentence and not
getting 20%, 30% of the words even close.

This is a follow up to a previous story.

We had a story that was a guy
and he was making noise in his house.

Now this is actually a story that
comes up every couple years in Japan.

Sort of neighbor harassment kind of issues.

It becomes very difficult ’cause the
cops don’t really want to get involved

’cause this is not necessarily
domestic but it’s very similar.

It’s like a dispute between neighbors.

You guys should just
work it out yourselves.

That’s what they want to say.

This man would walk up and down the
streets and other people would be there

and he would shout, “Come
out if you have a problem.

” And so he’s
standing on the street,

shouting at your house, saying,
“Come out if you have a problem.

” If you came out and you said, “I have a
problem with you shouting at my house,”

he would then say, “I’m
just muttering to myself.

Why are you talking to me?

” Idiot.

And then as you walk down the
street, he would go, “Shut up, idiot.

” So that’s the kind
of level of intercourse.

The level of intercourse.

The level of discourse.

I guess the level of intercourse
is still technically acceptable

but I think it’s come to
have a different meaning

than that word of just
interacting with each other.

Take that sentence again.

This is the level of discourse
we can expect from this man.

He tended to start playing nationalistic

military style music at very
high volume starting around 6 a.m.

So I wake up around seven.

This would be the next door to my house.

6 a.m.

This very military
style, almost march style

music that’s very
nationalistic in Japan.

He was playing that as loud as he
could to try to disrupt the neighbors.

So there’s a question of
what do you hope to achieve?

It’s not like all your neighbors
are gonna move away.

So I always have the what do you wanna
achieve question in the back of my mind?

Who are you going after?

What do you think the
result of this is gonna be?

I guess he thinks he
can annoy people enough

that they’ll move away
and then he’ll just have

like a surrounding area of
houses that are just empty

and sort of a circle around him
as their conference of his town.

But of course that’s not
really what’s gonna happen.

They start calling the police.

The police don’t do much.

So the news comes out
because they hear about this guy.

MBS is a new station.

They find him and they
speak to him directly.

He said that he’s trying to raise awareness

of police not cracking
down on traffic violations

and him shouting and playing
music and being disruptive

is a form of protest, which
is a very interesting take

on what he’s doing ’cause
he’s never at any point

during the shouting actually talked
about traffic violations or the police.

He’s never at any point done
anything other than call people stupid.

So somehow calling
people stupid is supposed

to raise awareness
of traffic violations.

So I think we can see that’s
just like a cover he came up with

in the moment when the
news came to speak to him.

He doesn’t actually own this house.

This is a house owned by a
relative where he stays now.

They don’t say whether he’s paying rent.

They don’t say what kind
of arrangement they have.

But legally this is not his
house but he has lived there

and people who live in places
have a certain amount of rights.

Because of the complaints,
because of the constant complaints,

the landlord, his relative is
decided to kick him out of the house.

The guy of course doesn’t want to leave.

He gets him formally evicted and
he has to go to Complaints Court.

The lower court actually dismissed
this case, which is very interesting.

‘Cause this guy owns the house.

He’s saying, I don’t want this
guy living in my house anymore.

And the court’s like, nah,
you gotta let him live there.

So I don’t know if this is
because of rental agreement.

Kind of dispute or if this is because
he’s letting them live there for free.

And they’re like, well, now
this is his place of residence.

You can’t just kick him out like that.

But then it goes to the Osaka higher
court and they overturned the lower courts.

So the first decision was overturned
and they’re saying, get the fuck down.

They are saying he
violated the usage agreement

by making it a base
for nuisance behavior.

So they’re saying because the
agreement is you live in this house.

Now living in this house doesn’t
include harassing your neighbors.

So once you start harassing your neighbors
and you create sort of a base of operations

for a harassment campaign,
that’s outside of the agreement

you’ve made with your relative
who’s letting you rent the house.

So you now have to vacate the house.

No timeline on how one has to vacate now.

And no one North
America is usually 30 days.

Japan can be quite strict.

I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s
kicked out in a week or two.

I am going to try to follow
up to see if he’s kicked out.

But now this is going to be off the record.

So where he moves to next is
going to be private information.

I think that’s going
to be very hard to find.

Prime Minister Ashiba is in Guunma.

And I think there’s some
advice you’d be given

to just Japanese politicians,
like just don’t make comments.

Don’t lean into any stereotypes.

Don’t make comments about women or groups
or anything because you always mess it up.

I think because there are stereotypes,

politicians think it’s OK to play into
those stereotypes and make these comments.

When the fact is, because it’s a
stereotype, people can get angry about it.

And that’ll ruin your reputation.

And this is what they’re trying to protect.

And it’s a very common story.

And it’s always these guys.

Ashiba hasn’t made that many.

He’s done some gross stuff.

I do remember, like early in his career,

he took a whole only
galleon shoved it in his mouth.

And that was really gross to look at.

But overall, he himself has been
very gaffery comparatively speaking.

He’s still got a bunch.

And this is the problem
because gaffery in Japan

means you’ve only made
one or two, not zero.

They do.

The old Japanese men, I need to stay away
from any comments about women in general.

So he was in Guunma.

Now Guunma has a stereotype that the women

are the strength, the foundation,
the leader of the family.

So Guunma women are strong women.

And this is supposed to come from
back when Guunma primarily produce silk.

And they sort of led the
business, I think, because it was silk.

So it was sort of a female oriented thing.

I don’t even know if that’s true.

Again, this is the stereotype.

And this is where the stereotype came from.

I don’t know how much
of that is actually true.

But maybe they were sort of generally
business leaders in these communities.

So they took on a harder stance compared

to the traditional image
of a Japanese woman.

He’s at a meeting with
local business leader.

So I’m going to go ahead
and guess that most of the

local business leaders
were also old Japanese men.

So he’s in his comfort zone.

He’s like, I can say what I want.

These guys are cool.

Totally forgets that there’s media
there, paying attention to what’s going on.

He said when he’s in Guunma, he feels that
Guunma is a place with many scary people.

I sort of cringe at women
because of their strong image.

So I think saying that I cringe at women

because they’re so strong
isn’t the best political

statement you can make
because every statement

the prime minister makes
is a political statement.

Of course, a lot of people
are like, why did you say that?

That’s a really awful thing to say.

Why are you saying you
cringe at women in Guunma?

That’s pretty.

He’s playing into the stereotype,

probably trying to appease
the Guunma men who are

all like, ho, ho, ho, yes,
our women are strong.

We are hand-pecked men, ho, ho, ho.

This is like playing
into the stereotype of

all Irish people are
alcoholic, which is true.

So of course, the next
day he gets confronted

about this statement
that he cringes in front

of Guunma women
because they’re so strong

and he tries to clarify his
statement by saying, I meant women

are very strong-willed and
supportive of local communities.

I think if I was going to
analyze the two statements,

I cringe in front of Guunma
women because they’re

so strong doesn’t feel
like the same statement as,

women are strong-willed and
supportive of local communities.

So he’s got the right idea.

He’s trying to turn this into like, their
strength is the pillar of the community.

If he had stuck with
that from the beginning,

I don’t think there
would be any problem.

Be like, you know there’s a stereotype
that women in Guunma are strong

and I think they are
the pillar that holds

up this whole community
and I commend them.

That’s the statement that
wouldn’t have gotten him in trouble.

He’s like, using the
stereotype to make a

compliment but he’s like,
no, I see a Guunma woman

and I like cringe down and
become the smallest I can

because I am afraid
she’s going to beat me up.

Just don’t say it.

(upbeat music)

It was a very interesting event
I learned about this weekend.

It was an event designed
to help middle aged men

so people in their forties and fifties
to take better selfies for dating apps.

And I was like, God damn.

That actually is really useful.

So as a man in my fifties
myself, if you said, hey, chung

with beef chest, take a
good selfie, it wouldn’t happen.

I would take the selfie but it
would be just be completely wrong.

Like the atmosphere,
the feeling, the actual,

how to use the camera, all
wrong, all together, all the time.

This event was held for eight
single men in their forties and fifties.

And some of the advice they were given.

So this was a really good advice for me.

It was don’t use yellow
light ’cause that’ll make

you look washed out and
sort of sickly and awful.

I actually use a lot of
yellow light in my room

when I’m streaming and it’s
dark and I have my light on.

It’s yellow to try to
create a soft atmosphere

but at least in that
case, I’m just a little image

down in the corner and
so it wasn’t really impact

and I’m not really going for sex
appeal if I’m being really honest.

When we’re doing Ninja
News Japan or streaming

or anything else, I
think that’s very evident.

But that is good advice.

You shouldn’t use yellow lighting.

I did learn that if you use red lighting,

you don’t see blemishes because
blemishes on human skin tend to be reddish.

So if you use red
lighting, it flushes it out

and you just look like you
have perfect skin all the time.

So I might actually
start going for red lighting

in my room when I
actually start recording.

Men of that age don’t tend to smile much

which means their smiles
are weird and unnatural.

So when they take a picture of
themselves, they don’t have a good smile.

So that’s actually a really good advice.

So I guess you have to learn how to smile.

I actually don’t know if I could
do it naturally in a selfie myself.

Use the outer camera, not the inner camera,
like not like the actual selfie camera.

If you’re watching YouTube video, might
notice a quality change from last weeks

where I switch from the
webcam to my cell phone camera.

So I’ve actually hooked my cell
phone camera up to my computer

to act as my webcam just to
see if there was a difference.

Primarily inspired by this story and
I was just trying stuff out last week.

So if you notice the quality difference
and it makes you happy, well, great.

‘Cause I might be just
going forward with this.

I did notice like a resolution improvement.

That’s not necessarily an improvement
on the picture that you’re actually seeing.

Sometimes some of us could actually use

a little bit of fuzz and
distance and lower pick.

Maybe a little more
pixelization would go a long way.

And the best piece of
advice that I really enjoyed

was undo one more button,
just to look a little more casual.

And it seemed like they had
their buttons up all the way

or maybe just the top
button undone and their shirts

looked a little wrinkly
and they were a little tight.

And they were like,
just loosen that up, baby.

Just show your casual
guy out to have a good time.

And maybe those ladies
start flocking to you.

This was organized by an app for middle-aged
people and it makes perfect sense.

And I think that’s
actually a really good idea.

It’s too bad, it’s only eight.

I think this kind of information maybe
throw it out there on the internet.

You’d actually probably
get more traction that way.

(upbeat music)

Eight people were arrested for
running a fake fortune telling site.

Now the site was real and
the fortune telling wasn’t real.

So why is this one being attacked?

Because I get a horoscope
and stuff where I see like, I’ll

go on TikTok and it’ll give
me like tarot card readings.

We’ll just come up randomly.

And if you actually watch one,
’cause I did watch one out of interest,

it meant like the next week all I got was
tarot card readings every like fifth video,

which I do not want because
I do not believe in tarot card.

I just was interested in what it
would say about today or this week.

So I compare statistically reality.

Did it happen? It did not.

I did enjoy the video.

That was nice.

What is wrong with this
website in these eight people

that they actually ended
up getting arrested for it?

Well, it turns out they had basically

scammed 10 people out of at
least 50 million yen, probably more.

And the fortunes were incredibly specific

and real and aimed at sort
of keeping you locked in.

So they would have fortunes like
you will definitely win the lottery today.

Now, if I said you will have
the lottery in your future

and then you go by lottery
tickets, that’s fairly true.

It’s innocuous.

It’s not actually saying like
you have to buy a lottery ticket.

They were locking in with
like two day, this will happen.

And so that’s fraud.

That’s lying to people.

And that’s the problem with this service.

It was the specificity of the claims

and the fact that they could
basically be proven unreal in

a couple of seconds, but they
were demanding money for it.

So if you got money and
you spent more money,

you get more fortunes
and I bet those fortunes

have actually got better depending on
how much money you actually sent them.

With repeated attempts
to get money from people.

So they actually received 350
payments from one person alone.

So this means they’ve been taking money,

you know, week after week from
the same people, that becomes fraud.

That becomes a scam because you’re
not delivering on any other promises.

You’re not actually delivering
on anything you claim to be doing.

So in 2024, there were
12,170 arrests of foreign people.

This is the largest number
of arrests in the last 15 years.

So I actually do have a
question of what happened in

2009 to be getting more
arrests than they have now.

But this means more and
more foreigners being arrested

right now they have a
thing where if you get

arrested in your foreigner,
they try to get someone

and interpret her in to actually
do translation services for you.

So let’s say I get arrested
and I don’t speak any Japanese.

And my Japanese isn’t actually
good enough to defend myself.

I would want interpreter with me.

The police ask me questions.

The interpreter is there.

I speak to the interpreter.

They respond to the police officer.

That service is there for
people who don’t speak Japanese,

but they don’t have enough interpreters.

And with more people becoming sort of
residents in Japan from more countries,

it means they’re actually
more languages to interpret.

They essentially cannot
promise having an interpreter,

an in-person interpreter
available during questioning.

And on top of the 12,000 arrests, there
were 9,500 crimes with non-arrest outcomes,

which means people were
taken in questions and spoken to,

but they weren’t actually arrested,
but they needed interpreters as well.

So going forward,
interpreting may be off-site

so they might do it through a phone call,
via voice chat, via some sort of service,

like line, online, so a video
call, something like that.

There are currently 4,200 police in Japan
who speak another language, proficiently.

So proficiently enough to be able to switch
languages and actually speak to them.

I’m gonna go ahead and bet a
majority of those are actually English,

but there’s gonna be a lot of them to speak
Korean or Chinese or something like that.

As an English speaker, I
wouldn’t want the policeman who

wants to arrest me actually
doing the interpretation.

So I wouldn’t want the guy who wants
to close this case as quickly as possible,

actually doing the interpretation
for me as the suspected party,

because I feel like there’s
might be a bias there.

There are 9,600 civilian
interpreters if needed.

And this is gonna be starting July 1st.

So these people, I guess they’re on call.

So like you just hang around,

maybe you work from home
situation where you’re on call,

and then the police
call you and they’re

like, hey, now can you
jump into this meeting?

Can you jump into this video call and
actually do the interpretation for the police?

Because maybe you have someone from Nepal

who’s been arrested and you need a
Nepalese speaker to do the interpretation.

You’re not maybe have
one in your small city.

So in the small city I live in, maybe
there are no people from Nepal

who can actually do
interpretation services.

So they’re gonna have to call someone
in Tokyo, Osaka, one of the other cities,

and have them actually
do it via video call.

(upbeat music)

Four people were arrested
for selling mammoth tusks.

The biggest problem with that being

since mammoths have been extinct for a
really long time, they’re not mammoth tusks.

So it would have been one interesting
thing like, hey, I’m selling mammoth tusks.

And you and take a moment and go, where
did you get these mammoths tusks from?

Might be the first question.

This of course was a scam.

This was to avoid ivory restrictions
and sales, which is a very real thing.

Selling ivory is not
that evil, not that evil.

There’s a weird 40 in slip
’cause I actually think it is evil.

Selling ivory is not legal.

There are a lot of sort
of things that you have to

take into account before
you can sell ivory in Japan.

It’s a violation of the
misleading labeling of goods.

So because they’re
selling ivory, but labeling

as mammoth tusks, that
is what makes it illegal.

Not the fact that they’re selling
illegal ivory, that is a secondary charge

that’s probably going to come out when they
discover what they were actually selling,

when they actually discover
where the ivory actually came from.

There is an international
ban on ivory trade.

So the fact that they’re
actually selling ivory

and calling it mammoth tusks,
that’s gonna be two crimes.

But they have to like open the door
with the fraud mammoth tusks thing

and then go, hey, where
did you get this ivory?

You were labeling as mammoth tusks.

And then, of course, they’re gonna find out

they’re gonna be in
trouble for that as well.

In Japan, you could
sell legally obtained

tusks certified by a
state backed organization.

So I’m assuming state backed
means a Japanese state backed,

which mammoth tusks
do not have an organization

in the state that’s going
to like certify that it’s a

real mammoth tusks, again,
because that’s not a thing.

So these people were just
trying to get around the sale.

So it means they’re actually
buying from an illegal source.

There’s no oversight, which means this
is going to be huge charges, big problems.

Don’t buy mammoth tusks online.

(upbeat music)

I mean, honestly, don’t buy
mammoth tusks in person either.

Just a little secondary note that
came into my head after I said that.

There was a kick streamer
called Zokun Zokun, and

he was arrested for
prefectural nuisance disorder.

So basically he’s running around
making a nuisance of himself.

What’s he doing?

Well, he’s a kick streamer.

That’s already one of the first problems,

because all the nuisance
steamers got kicked off Twitch.

They all moved to
kick where it’s a little

more freeform, and
they’re getting in trouble.

So Johnny Smolley was a kick streamer.

That guy went to the
Philippines was a kick streamer.

All these sort of nuisance
streamers have gone to kick.

I have dual streaming on Twitch and
kick, but I am not a nuisance streamer,

at least I hope I’m not annoying
you, or anyone else in my community.

I’m certainly not going outside
shouting things at people

and playing male tourist music
at six o’clock in the morning.

What he did to break the nuisance law

was run around with women’s
underwear on his head.

Now, the thing is on television,
this would be Pete comedy.

So he’s seeing this.

There’s a character, a manga character,
and he wears underwear on his head.

I’m not gonna get into that.

But a Japanese comedian on TV
wearing women’s underwear on his

face, on his head, that I see
would be seen as really funny.

I guess it’s because you
have the option of turning it off.

So if I’m walking down the street

and someone runs up to me
with underwear on their head,

I can’t just turn the channel
and then not see it anymore.

I have to see that, so
it’s being forced on me.

In real life, that’s why it
becomes nuisance streaming.

Viewers contacted the
police and because they could

tell where he was, they
could identify the location,

they could actually send
the police to where he was.

So I think it’s one of those interesting
things where if you’re streaming to people

and those people are ranting you out,
you either haven’t found the right audience

or you’re not doing a very
good job with your streaming.

There were some defenders who kind of
had the same logic of what I had is like,

if someone did this on TV,
if a famous comedian did

this on TV, they would
actually be lauded as hilarious.

What is the problem with this guy doing it?

Because he’s actually not
doing anything particularly illegal.

He’s just annoying people, but I’m
actually kind of in favor of nuisance laws

because these nuisance
streamers are getting so out of hand.

(upbeat music)

This is back from May 26th,

but I missed the story and I
actually was really interested.

We’ve actually done a dueling story before.

So Japan has a long history of samurai.

The samurai has have duels and that’s
why cowboy movies and samurai movies

have those great standoffs,
’cause everyone loves a duel.

Well, these two saitama women, 19 and
16 year old, so women is actually generous.

These are kids.

These two saitama kids were
arrested for dueling on May 26th.

Now they’re both from
different gangs and the

different gangs, they’ve
one called the other one out.

She said like, come meet
me here, she summoned her.

It’s like, meet me here
and we’re gonna duke it out.

We’re gonna fight.

And then we’re gonna have a fist fight.

So I guess they had clean
rules, no knives, no other objects,

nothing, we’re just gonna like
duke it out, old fashioned style.

They didn’t bring swords so
it wasn’t like a samurai duel.

Between eight, 30 and
nine, there were witnesses.

I guess they did this in a
parking lot or something.

Witnesses to the duel, so
they’re like calling the police,

going like, hey, we got two
gang looking chicks out here.

They seem to be like either getting
ready or beating each other up right now.

So maybe the cops should get out here.

Cops show up pretty
quick, they get arrested.

Both admitted to the charges of dueling.

Now why is this dueling a not just assault

or fighting in the street or public nuisance
like every other story we’ve had today?

It’s because it was organized.

And this was the point
I brought up the last

time this came up in
the introduced Japan,

was the organizational
element is what makes it a duel,

not just like an assault or a
fight or actually a lesser charge.

Because dueling is a more serious
charge than just fighting or assault.

Because of that organization factor because
of that forethought that went into it.

Now the police wanted dueling charge

because anyone involved in
organizing the duel is also guilty.

So if I organize it to, so I call
one girl on behalf of the other girl,

I am now involved in the
duel and I can be charged.

If other people show up and
they like stand in a circle around it

because they know it’s
duel, they know it’s going on.

They can all be charged with the duel.

So the police are
actually looking for a way

to extend the crime, to catch
more members of this gang,

to maybe either break
up the gang or give them a

little pressure so they
maybe rethink the gang life.

Isn’t the way they want to live?

But at the same time,
duels are still really cool.

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Predictive Podcast

[music]

A man goes into a temple and he walks
up there is a scroll hanging from a temple.

I’m already like “You gotta
be cautious with scrolls.

” I mean that’s
just a straight up.

All the moves I’ve seen, man, scrolls.

You gotta be careful around those things.
Those dangerous materials.

This one is called “silk
ghost figure in light colors.

” Again already, you don’t
steal the scroll with a ghost

title because that is the
scroll that has a curse in it.

He’s going to steal
that scroll, run out, and

be cursed forever
in like horrible things.

This is the beginning of a horror
movie, a Japanese horror movie.

I guarantee if I put a little
effort into it, I could have

gone and found a horror
movie where the beginning was.

He stole this scroll
and then was cursed and

haunted and ghost
came after him and stuff.

Or the only other reason to steal a
scroll is because it’s part of a quest.

So you have to like lift a curse or
fight someone or something like that.

To end something, you
need this scroll to take it

to fight a ghost or destroy
a ghost or something.

Scrolls are bad news. That’s all I know.
Media has taught me one thing.

Scrolls are bad news.
Don’t mess with scrolls.

Hopefully he’s not a
situation where the scroll

is necessary for him
to get like lift a curse.

He decided he needed this scroll more than
anything else. He goes into the temple.

He steals the scroll.
He takes the scroll and he runs away.

The chief priest runs him
down and gets the scroll back.

Now, that in itself, like
again, so in my head,

that’s a Kung Fu fight
happening right there.

The chief priest jumps
up, uses some like, I don’t

know, ninja magic, temple
magic, ancient magic.

I don’t know, something
flies through the air.

There’s lots of robes
going, that’s gotta happen.

And then he’s like
kicked to the back of

the head, knocks the
scroll out of his hand.

He just cares about the scroll.
He doesn’t care about the fight.

But the guy’s like,
no, I gotta fight.

There’s Kung Fu fight happens.
That’s the story in my head.

What seems more realistic is like
he just grabbed him, held onto him.

Someone called the cops,
cops showed up, he was arrested.

He never really explained why
he needed to steal the scroll.

The head priest, the chief
priest, said pretty cool thing.

He’s like, I hope people
don’t steal scrolls.

I would prefer he just comes
and looks at it and enjoys it,

like all the other tourists
and stuff, because it’s free.

So clearly the only reason
he could steal it is because

of a curse and that man
has now doomed to go to hell.

Our minister of farming last week.
This is an update to last week’s story.

Last week he made a
comment that he had so many

supporters and so much love
and people loved him so much.

He was so great and everyone thought
he was awesome. He never had to buy rice.

Rice prices in Japan are
hitting an all-time high.

So that’s maybe a tad
insensitive thing to say.

You don’t as the guy responsible
for rice and rice prices sort of related.

You don’t go around talking about
how I get all my rice free. You peons.

You little people, you have to
pay for your rice, sucks for you.

Now again, he was saying this to
another bunch of rich people and they all

thought it was like, Ha Ha Funny,
but then of course the coming gets out.

Then he goes out. He’s
like, I went on social media.

That’s what I realized
how angry people were.

This is kind of, you know, I
don’t get it. Like why is everyone

so upset that I’m getting my
rice free because I’m so awesome.

He checked social media and realized how
infuriated people were. That was May 20th.

There was another
sort of side bit.

He actually in his apology,
the order’s out already.

He had to apologize.
In his apology, he said

that his wife had
already admonished him.

This was something
that I had heard before

but never connected.
It never clicked to me.

And what he’s doing is
diminishing the importance

of the actual outrage
that he’s feeling.

My wife has already complained
that I’m a piece of shit.

You know, that should be enough.

And it’s also like the hand-pecked
husband kind of stereotype.

I’m like, I’m getting this at home and all.
It’s my life is so hard.

And it’s actually diminishing the
complaint that people have at mass.

Which I didn’t realize until I read
another article that was pointing out.

This is sort of a trope at this point.
They talk about it being show at Arrow.

These people who kind of were raised
in that period adopted this attitude.

And this is part of their
apologies, which makes

it feel less sincere to
Japanese people now.

Coming from outside the culture,
I didn’t know that element of it.

So reading about it was
very interesting because

I expect there will
still be a few apologies.

And they go, “Wow, I went home. Why wife
told me off? Man, I’m really hard done by.

” I didn’t know that was
like a stereotype or a thing.

But it actually takes away
from the sincerity of the apology.

So his apology wasn’t even
sincere when he was doing it.

Which I, again, as a not
in Japanese person, didn’t

realize when I was
reading the apology stuff.

He checks social media. He realized
how infuriated people were. He apologizes.

And then on May 21st, he quits.

Now he was going to get fired.

The Prime Minister was
going to tell him to step down.

He was trying to keep everything in place.

The problem is that the ruling party right
now, their approval ratings really low.

So he’s like a scandal of
any type is going to sink us.

Here’s a short message to Americans.

Imagine a politician making a joke
about rice prices or never paying for rice

and actually losing his job because it is
deemed as irresponsible for the politician.

Just imagine that world.
That could be your world if

you had held people accountable
for the things they say.

I’m not talking about anyone in particular.
I’m not taking a political stance.

But it shows sort of the difference in
the different systems where in Japan,

an off-handed comment can get you to the
point where you lose your position in power

because of the scandal
because people are angry at you.

The same day, May 21st,
a new minister is named.

You got to have a minister or a farming.

So one gets fired.
You got to bring another win in.

They choose the former
Prime Minister, Koi Zumi Sun.

Who’s not like, he’s
not just like his first job.

He’s actually been a
minister of the environment,

which leads up to
the joke that actually

happened on the internet
when he was chosen.

The minister, Koi
Zumi, is famous for

introducing the two
yen price for plastic bags.

So if you get a bag, at a convenience
store, you have to pay at least two yen.

A lot of places to have a small
bag is two yen. Big bag is five yen.

That kind of stuff.
Pretty sensible thing for

the minister of the
environment to introduce,

because the minister
environment is trying to reduce the

amount of plastic people
using what’s to encourage people

to bring their own bags.
So you charge for the plastic bags.

As soon as this guy was announced, Koi Zumi
was announced as the new farming minister,

a trending joke happened in Japan, and it
was charge for rice bags started to trend.

So everyone started saying, “Oh,
great. This guy’s in charge of rice.

Now I’m going to have to pay two
yen for the bag. The rice comes in.

” That started trending
almost immediately because

the entire country started
making the same joke.

Some would say this is a good move. Some
would say it’s not because he was sewing.

Again, he was taking his job seriously
as the minister in the environment.

But at the same time, it’s another rich
dude in Japan, politics is a legacy game.

So it’s families, have
politicians, and their kids go into

politics, and they get into
these roles, and they do this.

There’s probably an expectation
that this guy, because he

was son, he was the son of
the previous prime minister.

He’s going to aim to be prime minister
someday. It’s like a form of nepotism.

But yeah, it’s
like a family job.

And that’s a very Japanese
thing to do is have just family jobs.

I don’t know how I
feel about this guy.

Hopefully he does try
to take this seriously.

He’s actually said
his goal is to get a five

kilogram bag of rice
from the government.

Price at 2000 yen, which should
impact the price of all the other rice.

So if you can get
government rice at 2000

yen, foreign rice should
be around 2000 yen.

Other Japanese rice
should be around 2000 yen.

So he’s got a clear
number in his head that

he’s put out there
that he wants to aim for.

And they’re releasing the government rice.

So I don’t know if he’s
doing it or the other guy did

it and just shouldn’t
have said the thing he said.

It just shows how
seriously people take

statements that the
Japanese politicians make.

Which again, I think could be a
model in some other countries.

This is from the discord.

There is the chunk of beef chest
discord, which is open for anyone to join.

If you would like to find the link, you can
go to link tree slash chunk of beef chest.

And you’ll find a link to the
discord where you can join.

It’s still in its early stages.

You’ll find a lot of my stuff there.

But then people are now starting to
drop in stories for me to check out.

Which I really appreciate.

I really just want people to know that,
you know, any efforts into this podcast.

I want to pay those back 10 fold and make
sure they get the attention they deserve.

Or at least we could just interact.

I do want to bring guests back on.

I want to bring quizzes back on
just honestly, last couple of months.

Really hard to organize anything.

There is a manga from back in 1999
that predicted the 2011 Fukushima disaster.

The earthquake.

Not the actual specifics of the disaster.

But it said there’s going to be an
earthquake in that month in March in 2011.

I do have a problem.

I don’t really believe
in predictions and stuff.

I had my palm red before I came to
Japan because I was going to leave.

Now I didn’t give the lady any hints.

So she were in my palm.

She said you’re going
to work with your hands.

I do not work with my hands.

She said you’re going to move west.

I moved east.

I mean, it was almost as
if she was 100% correct.

So if she had just said
the opposite of everything

she said, it would have
all been kind of right.

So that’s one of those things where
she did her cold reading completely wrong.

Or she just like her assessment
of me was completely wrong.

So all her predictions were wrong.

I enjoy predictions.

I don’t believe them.

So I read a horoscope.

If one comes up conveniently,
I will do some palm reading.

If it’s easy.

I don’t take it very seriously.

I had my palm red when I was in Korea.

And she said I’m going to die when I’m 72.

And I looked at her and
I went, is it going to hurt?

And then she went, I started laughing.

It was like super old lady.

She’s dead now.

And she started laughing.

And she goes like, I can’t tell that.

And actually that gave a
little more credence to her

prediction by saying like,
this is what I can predict.

This is what I can predict.

I kind of like was like, took it
almost a little more seriously.

And that might be why that
prediction sort of stuck in my head.

So in my head, when I hit 70,
I’m going to start doing drugs.

It’s just all the drugs I want
because I’m going to be dead by 72.

So I’m not like wasting my life
or using my body by doing drugs.

Probably end up on an international pan.

Anyways, in 1999, there was a
manger release called the Future I saw.

And this was the author was
having dreams, revelatory dreams.

Did I just make up a word?

Prevalatory?

Prevalatory.

Predictive dreams is the word
I probably should have used.

I just went through a whole
new English phase just there.

And in that, she started
making a story about a character

who has predictive dreams
and interpredictive dreams.

She’s trying to deal with
like, do I take this seriously?

Is this real? Do I tell anybody? Do I?

Sort of the real things that
would happen if you had predictive

dreams and the things you dream
actually started to come true.

One of those was in March 2011.

There was going to be a disaster.

She updated it and she said the
real disaster will come in July 2025.

Next month, no, in two
months from the release of

this podcast, there’s
going to be the real disaster.

Making, I guess, Fukushima
seemed like it wasn’t the real disaster.

It’s not super specific,
but it sells books.

So in the books she
claims that the South Sea

of Japan will boil,
causing a megatsunami.

So she’s talking about there’s
going to be an underwater fault.

It will open up and that
sort of that lava, that

stuff from inside is
going to boil the water.

But it’s going to be so violent,
it’s going to cause another tsunami.

It’s going to be three times
stronger than the Tohoku earthquake.

Now, I don’t think that’s
how earthquakes work.

I don’t think they can predict it.

Scientists don’t have
the level of technology

where they can actually
predict earthquakes.

But people do take it seriously.

So some people have
started canceling their plans to

come to Japan, mostly tourists
from China and Hong Kong.

They have access to this manga.

They take what is said in
this manga seriously because it

successfully predicted that
there would be an event in 2011.

They’re also taking it seriously
that it’s going to be an event in 2025.

So they’re canceling their trips.

And because of that, it actually
was reported on the news.

It’s probably how most of
those people have seen it.

But in Vietnam and Thailand,
social media has picked this up.

And they’ve started spreading it around.

So tourists from Vietnam and Thailand have
started canceling their trips to Japan.

So people are staying away.

The actual social media
message in Thailand and Vietnam

at this time is to stay away
from Japan in July 2025.

So it’s actually having
a real world effect.

It’ll be very interesting to see if
anything actually happens in July 2025.

Because predictions are great.

Like I could sit here and just do a
thing where I make a ton of predictions.

And one of those is right.

Everyone’s going to take it
really seriously, even though all

the other predictions that I
made that didn’t happen are right.

Like I could be like there’s going
to be an earthquake in this month.

There’s going to be
earthquake in this year.

It’s going to be like, ooh, if
one of those things happened,

they’ll start taking the
other stuff really seriously.

When I came to Japan,
it was 2001 and I joined

the company and they
had like a all staff meeting.

And in the all staff meeting,
this old guy comes up.

He goes, there’s been
an earthquake in Osaka.

There’s been an earthquake in Tokyo.

That means the next
earthquake is going to happen

in Nagoya, which is
not how fault lines work.

It’s not how earthquakes work.

They don’t do like a
tour of different regions.

They don’t like do it evenly.

You could have 20 earthquakes in
Tokyo and zero earthquakes in Nagoya.

I think the percentage of an
earthquake in Nagoya happening

maybe would go up over time
because it hasn’t had an earthquake.

But it’s not going to do
like an equitable system

to make sure that every
region gets hit equally.

So I was like, that seems really weird.

And I was sitting at the back of the room.

I didn’t know how these things were run.

I was sitting in front of the windows.

And then he says, all you people
sitting in the back by the windows.

You’re all dead because I
guess the windows shatter

and like cut all our
heads off or something.

But then my first thought to that
was, why did you put chairs here then?

Like why did you put chairs
into place where people

if there is an earthquake
are all going to die?

That seems like really
irresponsible of you, the leader

of this actual sort of
safety seminar you’re giving,

which was actually just like a
whole bunch of scare tactics.

It was not honestly a very pleasant
way to be introduced to Japan.

This story actually also
came from the discord service.

So thank you for posting
in the discord server.

49 year old man was arrested for
coercion of an electronic store clerk.

So what happens?

He goes and buys it hair clippers.

I have hair clippers.

I just shaved my head down really short.

I sometimes use them on my beard.

He calls and say, these
clippers aren’t working.

I’m really angry about it.

And you sold me these clippers.

So I need you to bring me a
replacement set of clippers.

And the clerk being a
Japanese guy who’s really

like takes customer
service really seriously.

He goes, yeah, okay.

I’m going to get a new set of clippers.

I’m going to bring him to your
house and will swap him out.

And then you don’t
even have to do anything.

You can just like get back to shaving
your head or whatever you were doing.

So that sort of shows the
level of customer service

this guy was getting
because of his complaint.

The clerk shows up at
his house and this guy,

the customer starts showing him his tattoos
to show him that he is part of the Akuzo.

So he’s a really scary guy.

So you better do what I say or I
might even like beat you up or kill you.

That’s actually the implication.

If I started ripping my
shirt off and showing

you my tattoos, the
message is pretty clear.

I’m part of the mafia.

You better do what I say.

Keep me satisfied or this
is going to end badly for you.

The guy had already brought
the new clippers to his house.

So I don’t know what kind of thing
he actually wanted from the guy.

So what he does is says I want
the traditional Japanese apology.

So you’ve got to get down on your
knees and then that’s suddenly not enough.

Probably because the
guy was going to do it.

So the guy says,
let’s prove that these

clippers work and you
shave your head because

a very traditional way of apologizing
in Japan is to shave your head.

There was actually an idol really
early on in the new Japan days.

She had a boyfriend and a lot of the contracts
and sort of the understanding is that

they don’t get boyfriends, they
stay purer, they don’t have sex.

It’s actually written into their
contracts that they won’t date.

So she had broken this rule, this rule that
she would keep herself purer for her fans.

So to apologize for having gone on a date,
she shaved her head and then she went on

to the internet to apologize to her fans.

So this is like a
long-standing Japanese thing.

It’s just, I’m not supposed
to show how, show your

contrition to your audience
or the fans or whatever.

So he’s taken on this
like, oh this guy’s actually

scared of me, he’s
going to do what I say.

So he says, I want you to shave your head.

So he shaves the right side of his head
and then the guy I guess was satisfied,

he cleans up his hair
and then he goes back

to the store and
immediately calls the police.

Because what had just
happened was called coercion.

So the guy threatened
him, told him he had to do a

thing, coerced him into
doing it, calls the police.

This guy’s arrested the original
clippers that he was complaining about.

When police picked them up,
found out that they actually worked.

So this whole thing didn’t need to happen.

I’m betting he thought they were
either battery powered or rechargeable

or something and he hadn’t plugged
them in or hadn’t charged them.

And so they didn’t work.

But when the police tried them out,
the original clippers actually worked.

So this whole thing was
completely unnecessary.

This guy’s going to jail.

They referred to him in the
newspapers as unemployed.

Now, there’s two possibilities here.

One, he’s got really scary tattoos
and he’s not part of the Yakuza.

Because Yakuza, Mafia members actually have
to register themselves with the police,

which is I find mind bogglingly
weird, but it is part of the process.

So if you are a Yakuza or Mafia
member, you’re going to be registered with

the police and that’s how they’re
going to refer to you in the newspaper.

The newspaper didn’t refer
to him as a Mafia member.

They referred to him as unemployed,
which would imply that he’s not registered.

But he could still be a
criminal and unregistered

one, which to me
makes a lot of sense.

And then be one of these sort of
newer dark groups that aren’t as organized.

So he is a criminal, but he’s not a
member of a criminal organization

as the traditional idea of
having all your Yakuza tattoos.

He’s more sort of one of these new
loose groups that sort of change and meld

and different members come and go
over time as they do different crimes.

But it seems like he’s not maybe the
Mafia member he was making himself

out to be in the original sort of
threat of showing office tattoos.

A 42-year-old Chinese
exchange student was stalking

a woman named Haruna
Kojima, who was also an idol.

She’s a former idol, I think she was
in AKB-48, and then she went solo.

So she was still really popular.

She was in Shibuya, and this guy
managed to stalk her and track her down.

He grabbed her arm and she fell down.

And that is assault.

That was back in October 2024.

His court case is ongoing now.

So we know why he did it
and was he threatening her?

Was he attacking her?

What kind of stalking was this?

In court he stated, “I loved her
and wanted to see her every day.

When I saw her I got
excited and grabbed her

arm thinking I would
confess my feelings.

” He had already been
warned to stay away from her.

So he said, “I thought it
was a misunderstanding.

I believe if I told her my feelings
directly she might give me a chance.

” And that is the weird
scary parasocial thing

that’s going on on
the internet right now.

So this actually happened
last year in October.

But now we’re seeing
he’s giving the idea

like I thought I had a
relationship with her.

I thought I had confessed to her.

This is a 42 year old man.

Like she’s only in her late 20s, early 30s.

She’s may very well not
be interested in this age gap.

She doesn’t know him so she’s
not going to have any feelings for him.

This is one of the weird
things of the one-sided

internet version of
parasocial relationships.

I, when I came to Japan,
worked for like a little

website and I didn’t
interview with a cosplayer.

And then of course I
naturally started following her.

And then after a while I got all these
like insights and she kind of would

like knew my name if she like streamed
and I would like type something in.

She’d be like, “Hey buddy.

” And then I felt like I was
more close to her than I was.

And she had no idea who I was.

She did that interview, forgot who
I was and moved on with her life,

saw that this name that showed up
in her streams and stuff was regular.

So she started to remember the name.

If I met her on the street, she’d be
absolutely terrified like who’s this guy?

And I’m like, “I know you.

We have a connection.”

It was really quick for me to like take a
moment and go, “She doesn’t know who I am.

She doesn’t know anything about me.

We’re not friends.

” And I had to remember, I
had to like remind myself of that.

So I didn’t like go to the depths these
other guys are doing because I didn’t

allow myself to because I had that reality
check available in my conscious mind.

These guys don’t have
that filter or that step.

And that’s where these
kind of like, “I believe that if

I confess to her she will
love me back things happen.

” It’s actually really terrifying because
we’ve had a bunch of stories in America of

streamers who are like going out and people
are like chasing them and following them down.

And like, honestly getting angry that
they’re not reciprocating their feelings.

It’s actually one of the scariest parts.

Luckily, I don’t have to
worry about any of this.

TikTok prankster.

I could honestly just end the story there.

You could fill in the blanks
and probably be fairly accurate.

It’s just the specifics of how he was
being an asshole is actually the story.

But the fact that he was an asshole
to someone who didn’t deserve it

is so common now, I don’t actually
feel the need to say anything more.

May 19th, he goes to a gas station
and he goes to the gas station and he

says, “I don’t know how to like unlock
the cap of my car to get the gas in.

Can you show me how
to do it or do it for me?

” He gets the girl, the
gas station attendant

to get in his car and
then he locks the doors.

Now, I don’t know if there
was some sort of mechanism

he had in so that he
could keep her in there.

He managed to keep her in the car for
two minutes straight, so just enough time

to be absolutely terrified that something
really bad is about to happen to you.

Two minutes locked in someone
else’s car has to feel like forever.

Like that’s just the honest to goodness
truth that this woman was probably

absolutely terrified that she was
going to be taking away and killed.

He started recording, so
kept her in, he started making

jokes and then like, “Aha,
you’re locked in my car.

” That kind of bullshit. He was
arrested because this is not kidnapping

but confining someone, I guess
confining someone is a form of kidnapping.

Like not allowing their freedom of movement is a form of
kidnapping because there have been stories that I’ve done in the

past where it was like you’re working at a company and then
they lock the door and they tell you’re not allowed to leave.

That falls under kidnapping laws.

If that ever happens to you,
like you’re in a situation where

like someone is keeping you
from leaving, that’s kidnapping.

That’s the lot falls
under in Japan anyways.

I guess it’s like confinement,
that kind of situation.

But he was arrested and he said he did not intend to
confine the woman despite the fact he’s the one who

locked the door, the capture in the car, which is
absolutely means he confined her in that car on purpose.

And I just hope these guys start getting
punched enough that it’s enough to actually

scare other people away from doing the
same bullshit because this is so tiring.

Man walks into the temple, there’s
lots of temples all over Japan,

beautiful places, great places, I
fucking don’t know, I’m not a tourist guy.

Go fuck yourself.

That’s not how to start.

Okay.

Single Podcast Tax

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They are doing some kind
of construction next door.

So I set this up, I was gonna
go super early in the morning,

I was gonna ton done
today, and then they started

putting up scaffolding
right outside my window.

I’m not angry about it, these
guys got under their paychecks,

and the people next
door have to have the

right to fix their house
if something’s wrong.

Just, it was one of those things where you
have all your plans for the day laid out,

and then it’s just like,
good done, good done.

And I was like, okay, better day
than the minister of farming in Japan.

I guess the Japan farm
minister was giving a speech,

and he said that he has
never had to buy a rice

because people give him
so much rice, his supporters,

people who think, who
agree with him politically,

everyone loves him so
much they give him rice.

Now, rice prices in Japan
have hit an all-time high.

So you might think, hey, it
might be a little bit insensitive

for the guy who’s almost
in charge of rice prices

to talk about how he
gets all his rice for free

to a bunch of people who
have to pay for their own rice.

This is the case of an
out-of-touch rich guy

talking to another bunch
of out-of-touch rich people

who probably thought the
idea of him getting all his rice

for free was awesome, especially
in this time of very high rice prices.

So, you know, the poor people,
he said he gets so much rice

from gifts and from
supporters, he could sell it.

Now, that made people
angry, he came out again,

and he said, hmm, I’m
sorry, I may have misspoken.

I may have exaggerated to please the crowd.

So this is, again, rich poll
talking to other rich polls,

being told, and his
audience finds it really funny,

the problem is outside those
doors, other people actually

hear the things he says
and think, what an asshole.

Then he got in trouble with his wife.

I just got scolded by my
wife because, of course,

in real life, someone in
his household does buy rice.

So, when they run low, she goes out
and buys rice and comes back more.

He calls him up, he’s
like, what are you saying?

You absolute moron.

So he gets in trouble from his wife.

He does his apology.

The prime minister calls him in
and says, dude, what the fuck?

I mean, that is just the short,
I mean, of course, summarizing

paraphrasing, but he’s like,
what the fuck are you doing?

You’re the guy in charge of rice in
the country that eats mostly rice.

It’s like the staple of
everyone in this country

and the rice prices have
gone through the roof.

We have this store of rice that we are
releasing to try to keep the rice prices low.

The rice he’s prices to keep those lowly.

And he goes out again, the
prime minister apologizes,

and this is actually a point of
respect for the prime minister.

He says, I chose this guy,
I put him in charge of this.

He said something stupid that’s
just as much as my fault as it is his.

I’m not saying it’s the
prime minister’s fault,

but him taking responsibility
for the guy in his cabinet.

I think that’s a pretty smart move.

His approval rating is very low.

So it’s really hard for
him to make a mistake

anyways, but he’s earned
one point up from me.

I still don’t really know
how I feel about him.

From being really honest,
Japanese prime ministers,

I’ve never had a particularly
strong feeling about any of them.

So the prime minister apologizes, and then
this guy goes out and he has to apologize.

Again, he says, I retract my
comments and fully apologize.

And I would just like to say,
you are a rich piece of meat.

And I retract my statement and apologize.

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This is actually quite scary.

A 25 year old has developed
dropping head syndrome.

You know, I see people
on their phones all the time.

I’m one of them.

I actually started
suffering slight neck pain.

I think because I was looking at my
phone too much, because I was on the train,

and I have a very long
train ride, very long commute.

I watch movies, TV shows on my phone.

So I’m looking down at my phone.

I noticed I was starting getting a
stiff neck of sore neck regularly.

And I was like, I have to fix this.

I have to sit up straight.

I have to hold my phone
up or something like that.

I have to change my behavior so
that I’m not looking down at my phone.

I’ve gotten on my kids about it.

It’s much harder with
kids ’cause they don’t,

you know, right now
they’re bouncing back.

But again, this kid, 25 years
old, he’s already developed this.

But this started in high school.

He was getting bullied.

He stayed home and he spent all
his time on his phone playing games.

So he was sitting
hunched over all the time.

He developed a large
lump in the back of his neck.

Now this is probably
torn tissue healing itself,

stretching out and then trying to heal and
getting into this big lump mass of flesh.

But then it became difficult
for him to lift his head up

because he’d actually kind
of like the ligaments had

stretched out too much and
he’d done damage to the vertebrae.

But because his head was forced downward,

he was finding it really
hard to swallow food.

So he started losing an
immense amount of weight.

He goes to doctors.

They at first try to
do exercises and stuff.

That doesn’t work.

They put a brace on his neck.

That doesn’t work ’cause it makes it.

He’s just saying like, my neck’s gone numb.

I just don’t feel anything anymore.

So then they had to do surgery.

They had to remove part of his vertebrae
and stick rods and screws in place.

He can now hold his neck up without pain.

I’m sure this is going to
cause problems in the future,

but for anyone out there
who’s spending a lot of time

on their phone or knows
someone who spends a lot of time

on their phone, in this
hunched up position.

This might actually be worth mentioning.

I think it might be one of those scare
stories because this is incredibly rare.

It’s an extreme case, but it
is a real thing that can happen

if you start experiencing
net pain, if you start

experiencing net pain,
please take care of yourself.

(upbeat music)

Very recently on the internet news.

I guess yeah, this is internet news.

This isn’t news.

Internet news is its own thing.

You’ve probably seen an article that says,
“We now know why orange cats are orange.

” And I, when I read that headline, my first
thought was like, well, it’s their DNA.

Like I just, I’m not even a scientist and
I know it’s their DNA, it’s a chromosome,

something, something
in there makes a orange.

I don’t need to do any
research to find that out.

Turns out I was right.

Without even reading the article,

a Japanese group has figured
out why calico cats are calico.

And let me tell you, before I even read
the article, I was like, it’s in their DNA.

Yeah, the DNA is making them that color,

those shades of color, it’s
things that are turned on

or turned off that make
them different from other cats.

120 years ago though, this was the
actual interesting part, 120 years ago.

People started noticing that
almost all calico cats are female.

So you’ll hear the statement,
all calico cats are female.

That is for the most part true.

There’s no point getting
an argument about it.

It’s like in the 90% it’s very high
percentage of calico cats are female cats.

It is not 100%, nature
doesn’t do 100% like the way

we would like it to to
win internet arguments.

Or I guess if someone makes
that statement, then you can pull

the technically correct so that
you can always like one up them.

So nature’s sort of on
the technically correct side.

60 years ago, they found that there were
two X chromosomes that were inactive.

To me that, again, it
was put on the path of,

oh, I know what you’re
talking about, it’s in their DNA.

We don’t really need, this isn’t news.

Then, of course, they
came out, it’s a specific gene.

A Japanese team found that the actual
thing is the ARHGAP36 on the X chromosome

and that is what makes
calico cats calamicious.

(upbeat music)

Californication.

Cala.

Because I was swearing
so much in the last one,

I think I might have gotten into a
little bit of swear mode in my head.

I have decided going
forward to censor my swears

just because I think it sounds
funnier when I put in censorship.

I mean, that’s literally
not because it’s gonna

be better for YouTube
or better for stuff.

It might be, I don’t know, but I think
it’s funnier when you censor swears.

I’ve been listening to different
podcasts and YouTube videos and stuff,

and I actually think I find it
funnier when they censor the swear.

‘Cause I know what the swear it is,
but I don’t know, it’s entertainment.

Two 16 year old girls have been arrested.

Whew, usually on Engineers Japan,
this would be like a lot, it’s not.

It is the food terrorism, which I actually,

it seems to have gone away,
it seems to have been done.

We had the guy doing stuff on the
Kaiten sushi, the conveyor belt sushi.

We had people like eating from the ginger
stuff that is shared at the Gudon places.

This is the reason I
don’t go to Gudon places,

is ’cause they have all
this stuff out in its shared,

and then you get idiots and gross
people who think it’s funny to do this.

These two girls took
a shared picture of tea,

so they’ll basically
have a big thing of tea

on the table and you pour
a glass and you drink it.

That’s how civilized human beings do it.

It gets shared around
maybe about a couple people.

I go to a round in place on occasion.

It has water and a big
jug, and then you’re at a

bar, and there’s about
two or three on the bar.

You grab it, you pour yourself
some water, you drink the water.

It’s shared amongst multiple people.

These girls thought,
“Haha, wouldn’t it be funny?

” If we filmed ourselves
drinking directly from the jug,

they did that, posted on social
media, and were immediately arrested.

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Last week, I talked about the
guy who climbed up Mount Fuji,

had to be rescued, left
his cell phone up there,

went back up Mount Fuji and had
to be rescued again on his way down.

I did say, do these people have to pay

for the cost of the
rescue, because it’s a

helicopter, and I know
helicopters are expensive.

Something I learned,
and this was 20 years ago,

so the volume of money
we’re talking about has changed,

it was 300 an hour, it was $300 an
hour to rent a helicopter for a movie.

So that includes wait time,
spin up time, flying around,

waiting, get your shot and
then landed and all that stuff.

So 300 bucks an hour, I
don’t think that includes

fuel, that’s just
renting the helicopter.

So helicopters are crazy expensive.

When people are rescued from
Mount Fuji, they use a helicopter.

So this became interesting for two reasons.

One, I learned what you
do and don’t have to pay for,

and then I learned that
the mayor of the area,

the mayor of a town that is responsible for
these rescues has similar feelings to me.

A UK couple, one wearing a
long sleeve shirt and shorts,

and the other wearing a
short sleeve shirt and pants,

decided they were gonna hike up
Mount Fuji, and they, of course, I guess,

I think it’s because Mount
Fuji itself is accessible,

and this gives people the wrong impression
of how easy it is to climb up Mount Fuji.

And there are trails, and
you just walk up the trails,

and I think for the first part,
probably maybe the first 1,000 meters,

you’re not terrible if
you plan to go back down.

If you’re gonna go all
the way up to the top,

the 3,000 meter mark
or however high you can

go, the highest way
station you can stop at,

you need multiple, like you
need hot and cold weather gear,

you need boots, you need
like stuff to keep you warm,

you need food, you might
even need oxygen people,

they have like way stations
where you can get oxygen.

That kind of stuff is necessary,
because it’s not that easy.

This UK couple clearly didn’t look into
it, they’re wearing their spring clothing,

and they go up the mountain
immediately getting trouble,

because it’s too cold
for them to make it all

the way to the top or
come back down again.

So they call helicopter is dispatched, the
helicopter rescues them, takes them off.

I hope they’re not hurt, they
got stuck at 1,750 meters,

and they couldn’t find any shelter, so
they called emergency services in Japan,

that’s 110, and they sent a
helicopter to go rescue them.

The mayor wants people who get rescued on
the mountain to have to pay for the rescue.

So right now, he was actually very generous,
he actually said off season hikers.

So when it’s the main time, I guess there’s
people up there monitoring or helping,

or maybe there’s more in
place when it’s on season,

but off season, I guess you
can still just go up to trails,

he says those people
should have to pay full price.

He said they are not
listening to the warnings

and selfishly choosing to
climb during the off season.

The cost of rescue
operations is tremendous,

so shouldn’t the burden
of paying those costs be

carried up by the people
requiring off season rescues?

They have a responsibility
for the result of their actions.

I agree, this is really, really important,
the people who actually get in trouble

should actually have to pay
for the trouble they cause.

I think would actually stop people
from doing so, actually probably wouldn’t.

‘Cause again, these people aren’t thinking,

they’re gonna climb up the
mountain and get in trouble.

They’re thinking this is
gonna be a really nice hike,

we’ll get up to the top of
the mountain in like an hour,

and you know, just look
out, it’ll be a beautiful view.

Right now, rescue ease, pay
for the fuel for the helicopter.

They don’t pay for the
helicopter, or the people’s time, or

the before and after, or the
maintenance of the helicopter,

and every other other cost
that would go into a helicopter

rescue, I guess air traffic
controls also in there.

Like, there’s a lot of stuff
that I’m not even gonna be able

to think of on the fly that needs to be
paid for, for these things to be successful.

Right now, they pay for the fuel for
the helicopter to go up and go down.

I’m sure that’s still a lot of money.

It’s only a fraction of
the cost of what it must

actually cause to send a
helicopter up a mountain,

pick some people up,
and bring them back down.

Like, just the pilot’s fee has to be a lot.

So the mayor of the city
thinks that the people who get in

trouble off season, should
have to pay the full cost, I agree.

I think the people who
get in trouble on season

should have to bear a
certain amount of the burden,

because right now,
this is coming out of

taxpayer’s money, cause
this is rescue services.

It’s gonna be maybe in a
special burden on that town,

but he’s now making appeals to like,
for federal funds, this kind of stuff.

And then putting the federal
side on it, actually make the

government be like, hey, yeah,
we don’t wanna pay for this.

Maybe you, the idiot
who went out Mount Fuji

in the T-shirt, maybe
you should pay for it.

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You’re planning your burglary, God damn it.

So you’re planning your burglary.

So you’re a serial burglar.

You’re the ham burglar, cause
you’re stealing ham wherever you go.

I found out that they don’t fingerprint
into DNA, like they do in the movies,

like when someone like Burgles a
house, the cops show up, they kind of go,

what was stolen and they’re
like, all right, thanks to you.

Now that’s North America.

If it seems like a serial case
in Japan, so there are like

multiple burglaries, I’m gonna
mess up this word multiple times.

There are multiple, there are
multiple burglaries in an area.

They will start taking fingerprints.

And they were very frustrated
because there was a serial

burglar burgling because I’m
having trouble with the word.

I’m gonna say it as much as I can.

Because there is a serial
burglar burglaring in an area,

they’re like, we’re gonna
actually start taking

fingerprints, but they
weren’t finding any fingerprints.

So this guy was leaving no clues.

He wasn’t leaving fingerprints,

probably wearing gloves, pretty
simple solution to that problem.

He wasn’t probably going full clean suit,
like they do when you assassinate someone,

you don’t wanna leave any hair
follicles behind or anything like that.

But he was being careful.

He was burgling with expertise.

And this is, it puts
them in a spot because

without clues, how are
they supposed to get them?

Well, then one day, the case broke.

And it broke in the best way possible.

He, being a 68 year old man,
actually took medicine regularly,

he had his medicine bag with him, he
dropped it or left it in one of the house,

he had burgled, and the
medicine bag had his name on it.

So this is always one
of the things that I think

about burglers and like
robbers and stuff like that.

There’s two problems.

One, you’re never as
careful as you think you are.

He was careful enough to wear gloves,
but you’re always gonna make a mistake.

And that’s one of the things I
always think like criminals do,

is they make more mistakes
than they think they make,

or they get overconfident and
overconfidence where it comes from.

Then the second one is
always they’re too greedy,

because you get a certain amount
of money and you should stop.

Now this guy, he was burgling residences.

So a burglar burgling residences
is only gonna make so much money,

because you might get
lucky and get one of those old

people’s houses who don’t
seem to believe in banks,

and they keep like millions and
millions of millions of yen in the house.

Like we’ve had stories
in the past 70 million yen,

150 million yen were kept in like
under the bed in a box in the house.

If you broke into my house, there
wouldn’t be much money available.

I do almost all my purchases
on my phone, so using pay pay.

My wife doesn’t keep a lot
of money around the house,

the kids don’t have any real money,
so you’re not gonna get millions of yen

from this household,
should you burgle this house.

You could get my picture of
Dave there in the background

and believe me, this would
be a John Wick situation

where I come after you and your
family and everyone you’ve ever known.

I would kill so many people, so as to
erase the memory of you from this world.

Anyone who had met you and known
you and could say your name would die,

and to the point where
you just cease to exist.

But on a more happy note, between December
2024 and February 2025, you stole 1.

3 million yen from homes, and he’s suspected
in participating in 48 other cases.

So this is again, 48 in these houses.

So we’re talking like 50, 60 houses,
he burgled over a couple of months,

’cause it’s really just
December, January, February.

But 1.3 million yen isn’t
even enough to live on.

Like you’re gonna need
four, five million yen.

Over the course of, I
guess that’s three months

a million yen, you might
be doing a mediocre salary,

but you might as well just get a job
because then you don’t risk going to jail.

And at 68 years old, I gotta say, I do
have some appreciation for the physicality

and was required for
him to be 68 years old,

get the motivation up,
go break into houses.

We had the guy last
week who got out of prison

and immediately went back
to, he’s like, I got bad legs,

I can’t work, so I’m gonna
immediately go back to crime.

Start breaking into people’s
houses and stealing stuff.

An interesting fact of
Japan having a grain society

is that Japan has a
grain society of criminals.

So you get these guys in their 60s
and 70s who are still committing crimes,

’cause at this point, the only
thing they know how to do.

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So this is something that
has come to really bother me

about news and it’s one
of those things that news,

especially in Japan because it’s
so sensationalized on the internet.

One of the things of having
Western people come in,

so they’re coming from their
Western environment and the

Western internet into Japan,
where a lot of the stuff they know

or the information they have
just comes from the internet.

And so they’ll believe things
that are straight up not true.

So about two months
ago, maybe a little more,

but around that time, there
was a story going around

that they were going to make
breeding passports for Japan.

And the thing about breeding passports

is if you know anything
about the Japanese mentality,

the last thing they want
is a bunch of foreign people

coming in an interracial mixing, intermixing
intermixing with the Japanese people

because what they’re
really afraid of is diluting

their culture, Japanese people take great
pride in the uniqueness of their culture.

So the idea of just like, yeah, we’re
gonna give extra special easy passports

for people to come here and knock up
our women is just inconceivable to anyone

who’s actually lived in
Japan for any length of time.

So this information is very skewed.

And it’s like, if you
know anything about it,

you would know like that’s
completely unreasonable.

It wasn’t a real thing.

Last week, it showed up in my Discord,

it showed up on a bunch
of my feeds was this thing.

It was primarily on Reddit.

I’m sure this is on TikTok.

This video gained a
certain amount of notoriety

because she’s talking
about a single’s tax.

Now, what she’s saying isn’t factually
incorrect, but her presentation is so skewed

as to what it’s actually
doing that I found a defensive

and I think this is basically, they found
a pretty girl, stuck her on the screen.

She says some stuff,
everyone like freaks out.

And I realized a long time ago, if I
could get a pretty girl to do the host role

of Ninja News Japan, like I’ll write
it, send it to them and they say it,

and they’ll, we would
again be making millions of

dollars by now, but
because it’s a 50 year old,

kind of gross looking man, well,
you get what you get I guess.

So let’s take a listen to this and I
wanna do a quick analysis at the end

about how much I hate this
and her and everything about life.

  • In Japan, bachelorette
    tax will be introduced

from April, 2000, 26, due to the glazing
of birth rates and low population in Japan.

  • A bachelorette tax is
    not going to be introduced.

They certainly wouldn’t
introduce it like that.

That’s not how that works.

They do want to increase the birth rate.

So they want people to be
more comfortable having babies.

They want more people to have babies.

This is a real problem in Japan.

They want this to happen
and they are introducing taxes

in the future, but let’s get a
little more of this presentation.

  • Basically being single will be taxed.
  • Mummy, I would break it down.
  • I hate that, Nummy.

Her accent almost sounds fake to me.

It’s almost like she’s
probably got a bit of an accent

and she’s pushing it up so that to make
it more, to make it like more Japanese,

but she’s actually gone to a
point where it actually sounds

like ’cause it’s stronger
than most of the students

I’ve had in my time as an
English teacher in Japan,

like to the point where I’m
actually a little suspicious

of it, but anyways, the
Nummy really puts me off.

I guess that’s just, you can
make a big face at the screen.

  • Great and low population in Japan.

Basically being single will be taxed.

  • Mummy, I would break it down.

So the government’s Japan will
increase the tax to help raising a child.

  • Okay, so increasing tax to help raising
    children is not a tax on a bachelor.

That is, everyone pays those taxes.

So that’s the first thing.

Yes, you have to pay more
tax, I guess, technically,

but that’s not just
’cause you’re a bachelor,

that’s everybody that’s
called supporting society.

And that’s one of those
things that really bugs me.

If you’re a single or married, no
having children, doesn’t matter.

Everyone has to pay this tax.

  • So there you go.

It’s not a bachelor tax,
it’s not a no-kids tax,

it’s a tax for everyone,
it’s a societal tax.

So she’s already inadvertently backed,

like walked her statement
back from when she said,

it’s a bachelor tax because it’s like, look,
we need to support people who have kids

so they have more kids
or it’s easier to have kids.

And if we do this, then
people might have more kids.

This is a societal problem.

  • Like this, if you give a course,

you receive money from the
government more than before.

  • So even that, more than before.

So I have had two kids in Japan.

I received money benefits from the
government for having kids in Japan.

There’s actually lots of countries support
families with kids in different countries.

It’s not just a Japanese thing.

In my town, like you’ll
actually find different cities

are different, in my town, medicine was
free until my kids were 15 or 16 years old.

So that’s not a tax on healthy people.

That’s not a tax on adults or old people.

That’s just a tax that is given to all of
society to support raising young people.

  • Stuff like that because
    government’s gonna use that tax

to give money to the
people who have the kids.

  • Government wanna
    Japanese people to wanting kids.

So they’re introducing this battle of tax.

  • And then she’s gone right back to,
    okay, I’ve made my initial statement.

I walked it back, I actually clarified

that it’s not just a tax on
bachelors or single people.

It’s actually just a tax on everybody,

but then I can go back to my original
statement and call it a bachelor tax again,

sort of reinforcing the disingenuous
nature of my initial statement.

  • Do you think this will help
    Japanese people to make babies?
  • So the very last statement is that,
    do you have any ideas on how to do it?

If you listen to an engineer’s
Japan for any amount of time,

you’ve heard me talk
about this multiple times.

‘Cause it comes up constantly.

It is a real problem
for Japan as a country,

declining population,
we’re talking pension issues,

we’re talking medical
issues, all this kind of stuff.

This is something that Japan
as a country has to deal with.

I think governments really struggled to
find ways to make people have babies.

It’s almost like they don’t
understand how babies come about,

like ’cause it comes from
financial security and having

time to make babies, which
people do not have in Japan.

So it has nothing to do
with money in my opinion,

or at least not as much
as they think it does.

It has a lot more to do with free
time, time to have relationships,

sort of the optimistic nature of people
when they feel positive about the future,

because if you hate your life and
stuff, you probably don’t wanna have kids.

When you see internet news,
and like this is it in that little video,

she actually gave you
all factual information,

but then disingenuously
reframed it two times.

Once at the beginning and once at the end,

please be careful about your internet
information, try to get the actual information.

The only source you should
trust isn’t engineers Japan.

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Back from the break

I’m trying to find a
lawyer that I could

talk to maybe on a
regular basis to get some

actual questions
answered, like actual legal

questions, sort of the subtleties of the
legal system that maybe I don’t understand.

That’s a challenge because, of course, I
send an email from a guy named Chung with

beef chest, talking about a
podcast called Ninjevous Japan.

And serious lawyers
are like, “This is a

bunch of nonsense, I don’t
want anything to do with that.

” Oh, that is crap,
let’s let that go away.

Hello homie, I had great
joy when I came across

the channel in game
style, despite the fact

I’m streaming in podcast
and not playing a video game.

I will love to be a friend and be a help to
your channel to be the top rated and well

know and get affiliated if you don’t
mind kindly add me up on discord.

Candies 001, I will not be doing that.

That’s a bot.

Yes, it is a scam.

They have bots that just
send out the same message.

One of the words I
actually keep forgetting to

do, one of the things
I should do that I keep

forgetting to do is put
buddy as a word that

gets you banned instantly
because all the scams

go, “Hey buddy, or
what’s up buddy,” because

they don’t take the time
to check your username.

I actually think if they were smart because
a lot of them are names, they should get

the URL you’re looking
at would be like twitch

slash something chunk
with beef chest or kick

dot com slash chunk
of beef chest, they could

take that and include that in their scam
bought message and it would actually be way

more convincing but they’re lazy and they
put in like spelling mistakes and stuff.

I found out they put
in spelling mistakes on

purpose so that they
want because what they

want are people who aren’t going
to look into the message too closely.

They want people who
are naive, who are just

excited by the prospect of becoming famous
so they can then take some of their money.

I, they suffer from the fact that I
don’t care if I actually ever get famous.

Well, no, it’s a bot.

So it’s just like any channel that
goes live, it hits it with a message.

They should wait 10 minutes because again,
I’m not having even started yet and they’re

like, “Oh, I just came across your
stream and you’re so good at what you do.

” And I’m like, “Dude, I
haven’t even started yet.

” Even if I was playing
a game, it would have

been seconds after I got started on
the game for them to send their message.

I’m going to start this whole
thing again and go through my plan.

That was a bit messy anyways.

Ok, so I’ve come back from a Tuesday break.

It was only, Golden Week was only an actual
week for me, but it was a full week because

of my days off and the
holidays, the way they lined up.

So it was a two weeks,
if you listen to Ninja

Ninja Japan week to
week, it was actually

one week holiday for
me, but we are back and

I’m very happy to be
back and I’m feeling

refreshed and invigorated and I actually
do want a podcast again, which is good.

I wanted to get back to the podcast.

I have come to semblance of a plan.

My plan right now is
going forward for the

next little while at
least, is do three weeks

of Ninja New Japan and
one week Seamick Bee.

Because I want to keep
Ninja Ninja Japan going,

it’s a new show as
good as a weekly show,

but I want to bring Seamick Bee
back and I’m finding it’s really difficult.

I really only have two
days when I can do stuff.

I have Monday before
I go to work because I

go to work quite late
and then I have Tuesday,

which seems to be the whole day, that’s my
podcasting day, Monday I’m doing slightly

different projects and then I have
one day a week to do podcasts.

I used to try to do
Seamick Bee and Ninja Ninja

Japan in the same day and I
would honestly get burned out.

Maybe if I get super excited or have a
bunch of ideas, I might try to record extra

long a couple days,
but it seems like for

longevity, for long-term
sustainability, three

weeks Ninja Ninja Japan, one week Seamick
Bee might be the way we’re going for it.

If we hit a five Tuesday month, I guess,
I didn’t even, I just thought of that now.

I guess it just, it
doesn’t matter, it’s a

pattern of three, one,
three, one, it doesn’t

matter how many weeks
there are in a month.

I’m not looking at the months that way,
glad to be back after the golden week break.

Let’s get to the news
that is happening in Japan.

We did this story.

We covered this.

It was a couple months ago.

There was a BTS
member that he had just

gotten out of his two-year
mandatory military service.

He decided to hold, I
guess his agency, not him.

They decided to hold a hug event for fans.

I found that already to be a bit weird,
because to me, what you’re doing is priming

about, so all these
ladies are horny for them.

I mean, that’s why they’re there.

That’s to me the first indicator.

It’s the first thing you know, like these
ladies are horny for this guy and they’re

like, let’s set up a situation
where you pay a certain

amount of money, you come
on and you get to hug the guy.

I watched a video of it and
they do this very cursory hug.

It’s just like arms are
round and then he pats

you on the back and
then a lot of the ladies

bowed and then went away
because they were saying, thank you.

That was it.

I’m like, this is
hundreds and hundreds of

women and they’re excited to
get into contact with this guy.

It turns out two people, the story,
the original story was just one person.

It turns out two people during their hug
decided to take their shot and kissed him.

One was a 50 year old
Japanese woman who kissed

him on the neck and then
ran away and left the country.

We don’t know if she fled the country.

I don’t want to like cause dispersions
or cast dispersions on anyone.

But she probably just
went there for that

event and then flew
back to Japan, didn’t even

know she caused a problem
until she was looking at the

news, probably maybe
listen to an individual’s Japan.

Hey, if he kissed me on the neck, what
am I saying, that’s never going to happen.

I’m never going to do a hug
event for an individual’s Japan fans.

I’m sorry.

I might, should I ever get
big enough to do an event?

Yes, but it will not involve a hugging.

I can promise you that, although I
am open to being hugged for money.

The Korean police,
so I did a follow up on

this story where the
Korean police are like,

look, they’ve gone back home,
they’ve gone back to Japan.

We can’t open a case and
continue investigating a case.

It’s too difficult because
we’re not going to go to Japan

and hunt this lady down for
this crime of kissing a beating.

Now it’s sexual assault.

If we’re going to be
really technical, this

lady committed sexual
assault on this famous person.

He didn’t press charges.

In Korea, they have
an interesting system

where if I see a crime,
I can report that crime

and it gets taken just as seriously
as if the victim reported the crime.

And this is what’s
actually happened with

Johnny Somalie in his
time in Korea where people

aren’t directly reporting
him, but people who

are watching his stream
watching them commit

crimes are calling the police and
then ratting him out to the police.

And then it is now a case on the
docket that they have to take seriously.

So the police did
take it seriously, but

they’re like, you know what,
this lady went back to Japan.

We’re not going to spend the
resources to try to find her.

We’re not going to ask Japan to
extradite her or any of these other things.

We’re just going to
call it case closed for

the moment or actually
just like a cold case.

Then it turns out just before the hot week,
golden week called it ended, she went back

to Korea and turned
herself into the police.

So the police have taken her and
handed her over to prosecutors.

So she could have
just stayed in Japan and

just I actually think I
was doing sort of the

suppositions like the what situation would
be like like you’ve committed this crime.

She it was unknowingly, she thought because
I’m hugging this guy, kiss him on the neck.

He’s not going to be that upset.

He we don’t know how he felt about it.

He looked like they had
pictures of him on the internet.

He was kind of grossed out about it because
he got kissed and he wasn’t ready for it.

But he didn’t press charges so he’s not
as upset about this as are the fans who I’m

assuming wish they
had gotten their kiss and

not this lady or grossed out that this lady
kissed their man or something like that.

I totally just lost my train of thought.

She could have just stayed in Japan
and it would have been case closed.

She would have gotten any trouble.

But should she ever travel back to Korea, I
get her passport would probably be flagged

as having like an open case against her
and then she would probably get in trouble.

So she I think she was getting ahead of it.

She’s like, I know that
there is problems coming.

She’s a big fan of BTS and
these may be Korean pop stars.

So she wants to be
able to go back to Korea.

So she went back to
Korea to turn herself into

probably just get rid
of this mess to clean

this up, to get it
fixed so that she could

have freedom to travel
to Korea again in the

future would be my
supposition and it’s actually

a pretty sensible move
because prosecutors

are going to be like, look,
this lady could have run.

She could have stayed away.

She could have gotten away
with the crime but she’s come back.

I’m betting what they ask for as apology.

She apologizes and then
they just like let it go.

That would be my guess
because they’re going

to be much softer on
someone who took the

time to fly back to a
country to turn themselves in.

Now there is a second case open that
I didn’t know about until this came up.

The second case is the exact same thing.

Hug event, lady kisses the guy,
sexual assault, people report it.

That person is whereabouts
unknown so that case is still open.

So they didn’t actually
say because they don’t

know in this case they
knew it was a Japanese lady.

In this case they don’t
actually know or they

haven’t said is it a
Korean lady Japanese

lady or who are there hunting down but the
manhunt should be crazy for this one and

they’re just going to
like nail them to the wall.

The Ministry of Economy, Trade and Industry
which is referred to as Meti in Japan has

released a cautionary
statement that AI spoofing

a voice actors is an
infringement of rights

under the Unfair
Competition Prevention Act.

So what does that mean?

AI is very new thing, laws
haven’t necessarily caught up to AI.

So people are like oh
I can like spoof things,

copy things, use AI
to make art that looks

the same and I won’t get in any trouble and
actually at the moment you kind of won’t

and you kind of won’t
because there’s no actual

law in place other than
copyright infringement

which isn’t as broad
as that and there could

be arguments that
this isn’t the same thing

as just in the same style or something
like that or it’s just the same sound.

So there’s a lot of IP gray
zone going on right now with AI.

But in Japan they’re like you know
what let’s make a couple things clear.

Meti has gone on and
said if you take AI and

copy a voice actors voice
that is IP infringement

you will get prosecuted under
copyright laws which I think is great.

I’m not a big fan of the idea of AI.

The thing about AI is
what we were promised.

The AI promise was
it’s going to work on

climate change, it’s
going to work on solving

problems, it’s going
to work on making work

easier or faster or more
convenient or better

for everybody so that we just won’t have
to work as much and what it’s actually done

is like hey you like making art we’re going
to steal and or copy that art so that we’re

going to push you out of the industry that
you want to make because you love art so go

fuck yourself and I
think that might be the

basic feeling that is
making everyone so angry

at AI because why are
you wasting time making

art with AI why are
you wasting time creating

spoofing voice actors
or deepfakes or anything

else with AI when
what you could actually

be doing is solving real problems that exist
in the world that we were promised that

would be solved with
AI that they’re not

being promised and I
think that’s why I have

such a negative reaction
to AI right now it’s

because you’re not
doing the thing you said

you were going to do which was actually
make the world better for me and my kids to

live in instead what
you’re doing is stealing

art from people and
spoofing voice actors

voices so that you can make your stuff so
they wanted to give us some examples many

give gave some examples using AI voices
to sing songs that the original voice actor

was not involved in
so like I want to get

the voice actor for
Dragon Ball the main guy

Goku and I want him to sing back in black
by AC DC or a Britney Spears song or an XG

song or something like that I could do that
with AI that’s now illegal that’s just so

they just you know
right out there you’re

breaking the law you’re
doing IP infringement

if you want to take an AI voice and use
it in something like an alarm clock I guess

navigation systems things like that the
one they said was alarm clock so it’s like

your alarm clock will
now use the voice you

said it to so I want it
to be Darth Vader I want

it to be my favorite
anime character I want

it to be someone else
I’ve used AI to create

that voice and it will say hey good morning
Chuck with beef chest it’s time to get up

you’re a very handsome man it’s time for
your daily affirmation weekly you should

do that I could read
the daily affirmation

weekly to you in the
voice of my choosing James

Earl Jones so any
of these products that

use AI to spoof a voice
are now very clearly

in Japan I mean this is
only many only has power

in Japan but it will
happen to other countries

but it means if they
do it in other countries

and use like anime they’re focused very
much on voice actors because that’s still a

very big industry here
but if they use a voice

actor and they spoof it with AI in another
country that will cause problems if there’s

any sort of interaction
if they can get

their hands on you
they’re going to prosecute

let’s just make that clear
right now and I actually

agree because maybe
take that AI processing

power and put it more
towards fixing global

climate change or the
economy or making me rich

or something a music
producer I mean I assume

music producers make
I don’t know there’s

got to be like low level music producers
and high level music producers but when you

think of people who
produce things you think

of people who have
money this music producer

saved for ten years
to buy the Ferrari of his

dreams the 458 spider
the base price so without

all the like the good
stuff is two hundred

and forty nine thousand
dollars I did a little

bit of math and that is twelve point five
times my car or four hundred and fifteen

place station five I
just try to find things

that I could relate
to so I have a car it’s

very small car it’s
a hybrid it was about

three million yen it you
could buy twelve and

a half of my cars
for the price of one of

his cars or the
PlayStation five it was sixty

thousand yen when it
was released you can buy

four hundred and
eighteen PS five so I guess

you could link them all together and have
a big really powerful computer I’ve seen

them do that with like the PlayStation three
went through a phase where everyone was

linking PlayStation
three’s to use the

processing power but I
don’t remember it being

that special I guess I
never used it the right

way so this guy seems
for ten years to buy

the car of his dreams which I have a lot of
respect for because it means he had to like

you know really buckle down and save money
it shows that he was making money it was

an important plot point in the movie chappy
it was also in the movie person of interest

when which is basically like a almost batman
when they had lost their bat cave which

was really just the guys apartment they
went down into the subway and they set up a

a bunch of ps5s to be
their super computer that

is the only insta a
ps3s they set up a bunch

of ps3s to be their super computer and that
is for some reason stuck with me for years

like person of interest
was not a particularly

impactful show in my life but for some
reason I remember that I think it was because

I was like but it’s a
lot of ps3s anyways

this guy has discipline
so I’m gonna go ahead

and say he’s making a
normal to good salary

but so he has to save money and saving for
ten years to get the money to buy his four

fifty eight spider
that’s a big thing and it’s

an achievement and
it’s something he should

be happy about and I don’t I don’t wish any
ill for him for I wanting to buy a really

expensive car I think
expensive cars are cool

I would never buy a
super car only because

I’m tall and a little bit
older now and they’re

really low and hard
to get into but that

actually is my reasoning I would be looking
at a G wagon only because I would find it

very easy to get in and
out of a G wagon not

because it’s necessarily
the car of my dreams

but I was like no that
would be very comfortable

for me to get in and out of so I want
the G wagon so the guy gets his car and he

starts driving around
he drives around for one

hour and it bursts into flames and I feel
so bad for him because well okay there is a

part where I do feel bad and a part where
I’m like no it must have been because what

was the cause of the fire if he got one and
it was a bit of a lemon or something went

wrong and it went
up in flames insurance

should pay for it but
I’m thinking this is a

guy who loves his big fancy new car who and
anyone who buys like a Ferrari Lamborghini

these things one of the things they love
to do is make a lot of noise with their car

and the thing you don’t
think about when you

make a lot of noise
with the car what you’re

doing is running the engine really high and
there’s a lot of fire in the engine if you

do it too much up it goes in flames if it’s
a brand new engine it actually might not be

ready for that like you have to like break
in and warm up engines before you like hit

like top rev speeds
so they don’t like

overheat and crack
because they’re not used to

those stresses yet
currently the cause is

unknown so if it was
just like a mistake in his

car burst on fire I feel really bad for him
but if he was revving the engine and being

kind of a dick but
also like this is the joy

of having this car I’m
a little torn because

it’s a little bit his fault because you
shouldn’t be a dick with a new car I can’t

imagine he wasn’t
revving the engine fairly

constantly to set his own
car on fire so a student

university student
climbed up Mount Fuji this

is a great thing to
do this is back April

twenty twenty second
and they lost the clamp

things that you put
on your shoes so they

fell off and they
basically were high enough

in the snow and stock
they couldn’t safely

descend the mountain and they didn’t have
the equipment to get anywhere so they had

to call for help so they called for help
and that’d be helicopter off they don’t say

whether the victim or the person actually
has to pay for the helicopter I’m wondering

if they do or don’t
that is actually a really

big question for me
but it’s not answered

in any of the stories because that’s not
what they focus on they focus on the second

part while he was up there being rescued
a lot of his equipment got left behind so

like the thing that the
clamp’s office boots

I’m probably backpack or something else
the problem is this university student left

their cell phone behind
so then a week later

like you know what
it’s like expensive cell

phone I bet it was like
an iPhone or something

like that they like you know what I want to
go get my iPhone so they start going back

up Mount Fuji of course they’re going back
to the place where they got stuck and what

happened is they got
stuck again so they

returned a week later
to get their cell phone

the second time they
had collapsed and someone

called rescue services it
seems to be a combination

of altitude sickness while trying to
descend the mountain so I don’t know it’s

sounds like they actually
got their cell phone

and were working their
way back down and then

the altitude sickness
kicked in and they

kind of collapsed and
someone called for them

to get help they didn’t
where they weren’t

helicopter out the second
time they had people

come up the mountain
and carry them down

people think because
Mount Fuji’s kind of open

with pass it’s actually a very easy climb
it’s not it’s a real big mountain and then

they also think because you can like just
climb up it it’s very convenient and open

and therefore shouldn’t
be a big challenge

or anything but this is
someone who suffered

from altitude sickness
because it is like three

four thousand meters they
have way stations where

you can stop and
wait and adjust to the

temperature one of the
complaints a couple years

ago where people
were going to Mount Fuji

going to climb up the
mountain and they found

women were wearing
high heels and then people

were in inappropriate
footwear for actually

what is quite a grueling hike up a mountain
that is not smooth it’s not paved it’s not

easy they have passed because people have
been walking the same paths but they’re not

easy paths for people to walk up so if you
do plan on coming to Japan and you do plan

climbing my own Fuji
which is a fine thing to

do I personally have
never climbed Mount Fuji

I’ve gone to the Mount Fuji area to sit and
look at Mount Fuji because I know once you

get on Mount Fuji what
you’re doing is looking

out at the city or
stuff it’s just not quite

as impressive Mount Fuji the mountain is
very impressive to look at I don’t feel any

desire to be on that thing looking out
when I could be at the bottom of that thing

looking up but if you
do plan to do that please

plan to take it
seriously that is a safety

message for everyone
out there from Ninja News

Japan to you a search
has begun a 67 year old

man has found out that
he was switched with

another baby at birth
they found out because

of a DNA test in 2004
back when he was 49 and

the Tokyo government
has ordered the search

for his real parents
to be found this is an

interesting thing only
because of his age he’s

had his entire life so he’s had his parents
who are not his parents who raised him as

their own I assume I don’t know whether you
had a good home life for a bad home life it

needs those parents
also had their baby so

we don’t know if this
was a one for one or if

they just took all the
babies and just mixed

all the babies together
was kind of a grab

bag of babies like here’s a baby you get
a baby oh you had a boy here’s a boy and

just off they go but once you’ve lived
the entirety of your life like he’s 49 when

they find out he’s 65
67 now when they’re

actually trying to do
something about it there’s

a very good chance
at 67 that his parents

are dead so if he finds
out that other people

are his parents he actually finds out who
those parents are what is the ultimate goal

of this because it sounds
like the government

has said let’s find his
parents they wanted

to go back to the hospital records but that
hospital where he was born was actually

shut down and all the records because it
was you know 60 years ago we’re not exactly

on computer or they were on paper and
they’ve all been destroyed or lost there’s no

actual record of who
was where and what

parents were in this
hospital at the same time

so it’s actually turning
out to be a really

hard thing to do but
my actual thought is like

is it worth it now
like maybe he’s hoping

that his actual parents
his birth parents who

did not he we did
not grow up with had a

lot of money and maybe
he should get a taste

of that that would be
the only reason because

if you’re real parents
you don’t know if

they were good or bad
people but if you know

if you’re the people
who raised you were

good or bad just appreciate it if they were
good and if they were bad maybe then it’s

worth trying to find
another family I could kind

of see that they don’t
give us his reasoning

for this happening
they actually talk about

the government has set
this in motion and part

of me is thinking
like is this a good idea

because what if the
other guy who’s 67 years

old doesn’t know that his parents aren’t
his parents and then he finds out in the

harshest way possible
when some other guy

shows up like this
could either be a tragedy

or a comedy movie in the making I just hope
that everyone is well aware that this might

not be worth it you’ve been in prison
and it’s the day you get out of prison what

do you do the day you get out of prison
it’s a very interesting question if you are

like the man in this story you go to the
horse races and you start betting on horses

now I’m my first thought
was like how much

money does this guy
have when he gets out of

prison like I’m sure
you have to do a certain

amount of work in
prison and you get paid

a nominal fee for that work so if you’ve
been in prison for a long time you’re going

to get out with some money but I’m sure
it’s not like a massive windfall they don’t

like reward you for
going to prison certainly

not in Japan so I’m
wondering how much money

he actually would have had which actually
leads us to a story he managed to spend or

lose 200,000 yen the
day after he was released

from prison so this guy
got out of prison somehow

had 200,000 yen which
is the low end of a

monthly salary in Japan
the average salary per

year is going to be
three to five million

yen so let’s just say
four million yen is an

average salary so
that’s going to be like

somewhere between 200,
300, 400,000 yen a month

somewhere in there is
going to be the average

number sorry I didn’t
actually do the math

on this but he’s making enough to survive
for a couple weeks to get himself set up in

a in a proper life I guess maybe look for
a job I don’t know he is older yes so it’s

going to be really hard for me to get a job
so once you’ve gotten out of prison taking

all the money I assume you have and spent
it or lost it on the ponies what do you do

next when you go back to the thing you know
how to do in this case what he knows how

to do is burglary which
is why he ended up

in prison in the first
place he was the next

today he was caught
in an apartment by a

resident he said to them
I just got out of prison

I have bad legs and I
can’t find work and the

resident let him go
so that’s an interesting

tactic where he’s like plays a sympathy
card japanese people in general are so nice

the guys like you’ve had a hard time yes
you just leave my apartment I won’t call

the cops on you but it must have been like
someone else like someone in the building

or someone else or
he went to some other

apartment and they
did call and they did call

the police on him so
he was getting arrested

the police suspected
him of stealing oh the

police of suspect
suspect the police suspect

him in a string of
burglaries that happened

a few days after he
was released from prison

which means he is
most likely going to go

back into prison which I
guess means he doesn’t

have to worry about
his money or getting

a job which actually in a sad way might be
what he was actually hoping for what makes

crime better I shouldn’t
be too flippin about

this there’s a hit in a
run where a guy actually

dies in this but there is the element of if
you’re going to commit a series of crimes

especially over one day like a whole bunch
of like crimes and people news stories were

calling it like a GTA style rampage that
kind of stuff but it’s because he committed

so many crimes in such
a short period of time

he was basically going
from place to place

committing different
and yet related crimes

he also did it while
naked and that may be the

bit that was the most
interesting to everyone

a man is being
investigated for hit and run

theft of a taxi and three
other incidences and

it’s actually been
added to since I actually

wrote these notes they have been trying to
put together the night it seems like this

guy comes out steals
a car he steals a car

and then he immediately
runs into two people

on motorcycles and then he drives away one
of those people actually gets hit and dies

so that’s a man
slaughter if it’s an accident

but we know that
because he’s in the process

of committing a crime
it’s going to be more

serious than that it’s going
to be some form murder

police started getting
reports of a completely

naked man with
tattoos stealing a vehicle

in saitama we do have
to know to be completely

fair and transparent
and honest that he

was wearing flip flops
so he wasn’t completely

naked he was just mostly naked and yes
he did probably have tattoos after he got

out of that immediate
and run he went and hit

another car he ended up hitting it multiple
times I’m assuming backing up hitting

it backing up hitting
it got out of that

stolen car got into the
car he had just crashed

into which had a woman and pulled the woman
out stole that car and crashed into a taxi

then he stole the taxi
which had passengers

in it which could include
then kidnapping he

then stopped at a
company stole some items

from the company got
back in the taxi crashed

that taxi outside of
a cram school tried to

break into a house
which I assume was across

the road or next door
then went into the cram

school staff started
like shouting at him

like hey naked guy with tattoos please stop
breaking into our cram school he picks up

a mug and hits a guy with the mug and then
when he was arrested they said why did you

do this and he was said to the
police it would be bad if I told you that

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Sexy AI ladies cause problems

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Okay, so last week I talked
about the Ghibli Art Style AI trend.

So OpenAI allows you
to say like I want to take

this picture and turn
it into Ghibli Style Art.

And then people are
using as profile pictures.

It kind of spread across Instagram.

All these people are like, oh
look, I made Ghibli Cartoon.

I’m so cute.

Now my point was, is
an art style copyrightable.

Because I don’t think it is.

The problem is to train
an AI on a style of art.

You would have to take the copyright in art

and feed that into the AI in order to
get the ability to reproduce the art style.

Okay, but that was a hard sentence.

So my feeling is, while they
can’t maybe sue for the art style,

they can say you clearly
have had to take copyright

and material, feed it into
your AI, and now you’re

producing this content
without our permission.

There might be something there.

People aren’t necessarily
taking my opinion too seriously

because I’m just a very tiny
podcaster in the world of the internet.

But there are other people,
artists who have some renowned

who are now taking to the
internet and saying like this is awful.

The director of one piece said that
they are in despair over this trend.

The fact that these clearly
copyright and materials

been fed into AI and that
AI is then taking that material

now is changing pictures
and that art style is going out.

And it’s being copied around the internet
and it’s really unfair because again,

you’re stealing art from
the artists who make them.

You’re stealing a style of art
that maybe someone took years

and years to develop and
learn and create themselves.

And you’re just throwing
it away in minutes.

So this led to this
actually being discussed

in the house of
brevity, but god damn it.

This led this to actually being
discussed in the house of representatives

because they were again having
the same qualms and queries

about that I do, like is
it copyright infringement

to steal a style of art when you’re
not actually stealing the art itself?

So if I make a copy of a character,
that’s copyright infringement.

If I do something that if I
draw a new original character

in the same style, is that
copyright infringement?

So this was part of their discussion.

If it is only a matter of the
style or ideas being similar,

then it would not be
considered copyright infringement.

He explained the law.

So that’s copyright law.

So if you’re not stealing
the actual thing, then it’s not

copyright infringement, even
if you do it in the same style.

However, if AI generated
content is determined

to be similar or reliant on
pre-existing copyrighted works,

then there is a possibility that it
could constitute copyright infringement.

So the use of styles and ideas is legal,
but an AI generated image were recognized

as being jibbly itself, then
it would be a violation of law.

So saying me as an artist,
I make a jibbly style image,

but I draw it myself,
as long as I’m not using

their actual characters
or properties, that’s fine.

But because AI doesn’t
have that process or thought,

they have to have taken
copyright and material

to learn from, then
there could be a violation

because they haven’t paid for that copyright
stuff to be used in the first place.

Dewey Sukarno is this lady on TV in Japan.

She’s like 70, something
years old, I hate her.

I hated her from the first time I saw her.

She just reeks of rich entitlement.

So she’s old, she’s rich.

She’s probably been rich her whole life.

She used to be really hot.

I guess she was on TV, she was famous.

She’s now famous for being old and rich.

And so of course she’s classy,
and I do that with air quotes.

She does all these like
really annoying things

that rich people do that are
really pretentious and awful.

And so everything about
her is the antithesis to me.

I hate everything that she embodies.

So I’ve always hated having her on TV.

My family used to watch
this show on Sunday nights.

She was a regular feature.

If she was on it, I would whip
out my phone or leave the room.

I found her that disgusting
to have in front of my face.

My family didn’t get it.

They’re like, guys, she’s just an old lady

and she’s kind of funny
because she’s out of touch.

And I’m like, no, she’s out of touch

because she thinks she’s
better than everyone else.

And I find that really gross.

Dewey Suckarno was in
a restaurant in Shibuya.

And she’s been accused.

Now accused is an interesting
thing because that’s the legal term for.

She did it, but we haven’t
actually prosecuted her yet.

She’s been accused of
throwing a champagne glass.

The boosiest crime you could commit is
throwing a champagne glass at someone,

injuring someone or
attempting to injure someone

or something they
probably couldn’t even afford.

They were at an employee of her agency.

So she’s sitting at a dinner.

There are six employees of
her agency working together.

They’re talking to her.

One of her employees obviously
says something that pisses her off.

Not her employee directly, but works
for the same agency that promotes her.

So she gets pissed off.

So she does what any
reasonable human being would do.

And she throws a glass, the only glass in
front of her, which is a champagne glass.

Of course, ’cause she’s a fucking
old bitch and I hate her guts.

The reason she got angry is
because they were talking about

a political party she
has recently formed now.

I was really surprised
to hear that this lady

had formed a political
party because I didn’t think

she had sort of any political
aspirations of any value.

And then I found out what the
stated goals of her political party were.

The one young peace party.

Now, if you don’t speak
Japanese, one young’s

already a big clue as to
what kind of party this is.

One is dog.

And Jan is sort of the sounds
that dogs and cats make.

So they go one, one, and Jan and stuff.

So it’s the one, Jan, peace party.

Focused on dogs and cats
protection policies exclusively.

So this woman who feels it’s
perfectly appropriate to pick

up a champagne glass and
throw it at another human being

is so devout to the protection
of animals, dogs and cats

that she’s actually forming
a political party to do it.

The level of fucking hypocrisy
in that moment is astronomical.

She has no regard for
the safety or wellbeing

of other people because
they’re not as rich as she is.

But you know this boozy bitch has a bunch

of fucking dogs and cats,
little poodles and shit.

And like I’m saying that while I have a
poodle in my own fucking lap right now,

because I would actually
never equate the value

of the animal to another
person in a negative way

like saying, well, my boozy little poodle
is worth more than your actual human life.

I might even find them
equivalent because I hate you and

love the dog, but that’s a
different thing altogether.

The dog has proved its value to me in a
different, I think I’ve gotten off track now.

I see my own irony in this statement as
I may say this thing because I right now

have a boozy poodle sitting
in my lap, the same which if

you watch the YouTube video
has a portrait of on my wall.

But I consider human life
just as valuable as the dog.

So I have nothing
against forming a political

party that will protect
the rights of animals.

I do think I have a problem
with forming a political

party that will protect
the rights of animals

who’s leader seems
to think it’s perfectly

acceptable to hook glass
at another human being.

It’s just such a rich lady thing to do.

I’m going to protect all
the animals in the world.

I don’t really give a shit
about the human sitting

in front of me, in fact,
they can go fuck themselves

if they don’t agree
with everything I say.

I think it’s perfectly
acceptable for me to throw

shit at their faces and
maybe scar them for life.

(upbeat music)

So we had a story about an American guy

who had a gun in his
backpack and turned himself in.

We have another story of the next week,

just last week of another guy who packed
weapons saying he intended to go to expo.

Now we have a sort of third story,
it’s expo related and weapons related.

So it just seemed to fit this theme.

Expo seems to be bringing out the crazies.

I think the first guy was
just coming to Japan.

I don’t think it was necessarily for expo.

The second guy though, specifically said,
I’m going to expo and I brought my gun.

Not making clear if
there’s a relation there.

I’m still actually
following up on that

story, seeing if there
is an actual connection

between bringing the
gun if he intended to

experiment with the gun
with the crowds at expo.

But this is why expo has extra security
because this kind of stuff is happening.

There was an 80 year
old man who was arrested

for claiming they had
a bomb in his backpack.

He basically was going into expo.

And they said, they want
to do a backpack check.

So they take your
backpack, they open it up.

When they go to open his backpack,

he says to them, “Ha ha,
there’s a bomb in my backpack.

” Staff, of course, can’t
tell if he’s joking or not.

So they do the only thing that’s
perfectly reasonable for them to do.

They call security, they call the police,

they shut down everything,
they get all the people out there,

like 200 people had to be
evacuated from that area.

And then they actually had to go
through his bomb and the man was arrested.

When he was arrested, he said, “I got
excited because I’m a fan of the expo.

“I said it half-in-just, I didn’t
mean to disrupt the event.

” Now, half-in-just is already
the wrong phrase to use.

You should not be joking at
all that you’re having a bomb.

But if you’re saying your joke is that
you have a bomb, it should not be half.

There shouldn’t be
like half a bomb in there.

You’re either going to make the whole joke

or no joke at all, the problem is
no one can tell that you’re joking.

And I actually hope this guy
gets quite severely punished.

(upbeat music)

A Japanese music label has released songs
by Aki Ashido, previous hits and others.

So basically, this is one of
those like greatest hits of Aki,

all the songs that were
popular 10, 15, 20 years ago.

And they’ve decided that
we need something special.

So basically, everyone who’s
a fan already has these songs.

They don’t need another
CD with these songs.

So you have to do something to make
the people who really want to buy this CD.

So they included in the CD two nude
photos from when she was in her 20s.

The problem is she died in 2023.

So we have no idea if she
actually approved of this

or would approve of this or
has approved of this in writing.

So basically, these guys
have the rights to the CD.

They seem to have
the rights for the photos,

but they haven’t necessarily
gotten her permission

to publish them, but they’re
going to go ahead with it anyways.

Governors in the area are actually
saying that this should be canceled.

You should not be allowed to
release this without her permission,

without her statement without,
I don’t know if they do estates

like they do in North America,
without her estate’s permission.

But basically, everyone is
kind of grossed out about it.

But at the same time, you know a bunch
of people are actually going to buy it.

We’ve got a very weird AI porn-ven
diagram happening in today’s episode.

So we’ve already done one AI story.

We’re going to do, we
just did a new photo story.

Now we hit the combination.

Shui-e-shoes, Playboy magazine.

So not the Playboy magazine
you would be familiar with

from North America, where it’s just
like center folds and stuff like that.

This is more of a men’s magazine in Japan.

They do have bikini
spreads and stuff like that.

And that I actually never bought it.

So I don’t know if that’s 100% accurate.

But I know sexy girl
on the cover, sexy girls

inside, I don’t know
what they actually do.

I’ve never actually picked
one up and opened it.

On April 14th, so a couple of weeks ago,

they released an issue with Satsuki
I on the cover, I being an AI model.

This is not the first time she’s actually
been promoted or featured in the magazine.

She was first released,
’cause I can’t say like

she came to the scene or
debuted in summer of 2023.

They call her Playboy describes
her as a little sister type,

to a little sister type,
beautiful girl with a

raccoon face that
embodies every man’s ideal.

And this shows the very different
cultural way of explaining things.

So I don’t know what a raccoon face is.

I looked at the picture, I
mean, if I’m gonna be honest,

very attractive woman,
I get that she’s not

real, so it doesn’t really
do that much for me.

But she is a very ideal, pretty person,
but I didn’t see the raccoon aspects.

I assume they mean big eyes.

And small nose maybe,
maybe eats a lot of garbage.

I’m not really 100% sure what they
mean by raccoon face, raccoon faces,

clearly a type in Japanese
that I haven’t come across

’cause I haven’t spent
a lot of time talking

about women in Japanese
terms in Japanese.

Little sister type, again,
the fetishization of youth

is very set in Japan,
it’s a very common thing.

There’s not much you can say there,

we’re not getting away from
it even if you think it’s gross.

The only benefit here is they haven’t
tried to hide the fact that she was AI.

So viewer reaction is mixed.

Some people are like,
put real women in there

if you’re gonna put
real women in there.

And some people are like, oh yes, the
AI beauty ideal is the ideal of every man

because of course it can
actually achieve real ideals

and like doesn’t have
any sort of human flaws.

And we don’t actually
have to deal with people

and let’s face it, if you’re into this,
you’re not dealing with people anyways.

I don’t know how I feel about it.

I mean, my actual feeling is,
people are still buying magazines.

(upbeat music)

And then we get to
our final set of stories.

So I’ve stuck these two
together because they sort of,

again, the then diagram of overlap
is almost a circle with these two.

We’ve had the first AI
porn arrests in Japan.

And so four people were
arrested, three men and a woman.

They were arrested for the distribution
of a scene material in obscene images.

So they’ve been accused of training AI

from free internet tools
using data of women’s bodies.

That in itself is not a crime.

They said, we’re gonna take
these AI images of women we’ve

created and make posters
and you can buy those posters.

That in itself is not a crime.

They said, like the legal thing in
Japan is that if you have genitals visible,

you have to blur them out
or do a mosaic or something.

They said these posters, when you get them,

they will be censored, they will
be mosaic, they will be blurred out.

But when the posters
actually arrived, they weren’t.

So you were getting full genitalia
visualization of the AI image on the poster.

So you were getting, that’s
where the obscene part comes in.

The bit that was supposed to be censored

was not censored when you
actually received your poster.

They seemed to have
made 10 million yen last

year using selling these
AI uncensored posters.

Everything they did
before the uncensored bit

was technically legal when they actually
sent out the image that wasn’t censored.

That’s when it became illegal

and that’s when they all got
arrested and got in trouble.

Which leads me again to the
same statement as previously.

People are still buying
posters for their walls.

Like, I know it would be a
lot of work to train it yourself.

But also, you could just go on the internet

and do some printing at home
if that’s what you really wanted.

A new issue as a risen in Japan
and as the combination of AI

being used with graduation photos
and then deep faking them onto porn.

There is no national law
about deep fakes yet in Japan.

There is one into a totally prefecture.

So this seems to be where it happens.

So someone got to hold it
the data for graduation photos.

So these are very young people.

They’d be graduates of high school.

And they are taking those faces

and putting those faces in
deep faking them onto porn.

And so you have this
essentially still under age vision

of pornography being used
even though no one’s actually in it.

And then what they’re
doing is actually trying

to extort the people
saying, like, here’s a video

that I made a view,
give me extra amount of

yen and I won’t release
it on the internet.

Totori, a single prefecture
has made this a crime.

So it’s threatening, it’s extortion
and it’s using sort of revenge porn laws.

The revenge porn laws
are already in place in Japan.

So you’re not allowed to
take an image of someone

and post it on the internet to get
them in trouble or make them feel bad.

That’s already illegal.

Pretty much everywhere
in Japan, I’m pretty sure.

But this is a new version
because you’re not getting

a picture of them having
sex or images of them nude

and posting those on the internet
and threatening them that way.

You’re just taking their
face, which is almost publicly

available because of the
graduation photos and using that.

So now all these people
are basically sitting around,

A, should we continue with the
graduation book photo tradition in Japan?

B, is there any way we can protect them?

And C, if someone does this, do we have
laws in place to actually protect them?

And they are now– Totori
has now set a precedent.

So I’m betting other prefectures
will take that precedent

to be able to apply it to any instances
that happen in their actual prefectures.

Later on, so it seems
like, again, a lot of

rules are going to be
changing very quickly.

As AI becomes more common and more usable,

more laws need to be put in place to
actually protect people from the abuse of AI.

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Because of the way the golden
week holiday falls this year.

So it’s going to be the next two Tuesdays,
which is when I actually record this.

Ninja News Japan is going to be
on hiatus for golden week, at least.

I’m actually thinking of
revamping all the things I do,

because I have so many
things I actually want to do.

I need to rework my schedule
so I can kind of do everything.

I do see– I want– I do Ninja News Japan.

I want to bring C, McBee back.

So I’m actually trying
to make plans to do that.

I have another side
project called Sounds Great

English, where I teach
English on the internet.

I want to do that.

I want to work on Montana, El Diablo.

I want to learn new things.

I want to stream.

I have all these things I want to do.

And I’ve just simply sort of burned
down and trying to do them all.

So I’m going to take
at least golden week off

and try to revamp my life so that I
can do everything in a manageable way.

This might be Ninja News Japan
goes down to twice a month,

or every week, but it’s
shorter, or I do a bit every week.

I have no idea what I’m going to do yet.

But I want to do all these other things
in concert with doing Ninja News Japan.

I want to work on the new– on the next–

I want to work on the next
book from Montana, El Diablo.

I want to work on video projects.

I want to work on editing game
videos so they can go up on YouTube.

I want to work on C, McBee
IMDB, so you get more videos

of me making like Mystery Science
Theater-style jokes about movies.

So I’ve overwhelmed
myself with the things I

want to do, but I do
want to do everything.

And so this is just a case
of managing my time in a way

that I get to do a little bit of
everything, maybe every week.

So I’m not saying Ninja
News Japan is going away.

In fact, what I want to do is
bring more content to the internet,

but I want to do it in a way
that doesn’t actually burn me out.

So that’s kind of where I am right now.

I’m going to see you two,
maybe three, four weeks from now,

back with the Ninja News Japan, and I
actually put money on if I’m at home all day.

I actually bet I do an Ninja News
Japan just throw it out there.

But I don’t want to promise
that and then not do it.

So we’re looking at a two week
break minimum, maybe in a little bit–

maybe even a little bit longer.

But that doesn’t mean Ninja
News Japan is going away.

It just means I’m trying to make my life
better so that I can make your life better.

With more content that you can enjoy, and
hopefully just a broader variety of topics.

Happy Online

I just had lunch, I’m
not afraid I’m going

to burp, I’m no I’m
going to burp, so I just

wait for a second and get that out before
we actually start doing the news, I should

do a burp ASMR, I
should just do that, that

should just be the
thing I do now, just give

up on all the new
shit, all the talkie talkie

shit, no video games, just sit here and
burp, I should do an only fans, a burping

oriented only fans, burpee
fans, my new website.

Update, last week we
talked about the assembly

member who was
calling for female sanitary

products to be made
available in city hall

for free, like toilet
paper was her comparison

in an eye, and introduced
Japan as a company,

we supported that position, we think people
need stuff, it’s city hall, it’s for the

people, what the people
need should be in there,

women or people, it’s not a hard stance to
take, let’s put it that way, the city hall

came back with a
response and they said they

pulled other municipalities,
so this is their

way of saying this isn’t our idea, this
isn’t our feeling, this isn’t what we think,

this is just what people
think, what people

think is cheaper for
us is really the answer,

they are not going to
place female sanitary

products free in the
bathroom, because of the

risk of theft and the
cost was too high, or

the cost could be too
high, now risk of theft,

I think in my episode last week I said they
could put it in a machine that dispenses

it, I think one of my first suggestions was
they could put it in a machine that would

dispense it, I think
if you threw a small

tertiary price of 100
yen or something, I don’t

think anyone would
actually complain about that,

I do actually think
it’s better if it’s free,

but if you really want
to justify the cost or

the price or something
100 yen for something

that’s apparently
necessary is fine, the thing

is theft, is it free and
is that theft question,

because we did have
the same story last week

of the woman came
into a convenience store,

where a bunch of free
condiments for, I think

condiments isn’t the
right word, whenever

I say that I get stuck,
the stuff for coffee,

so the sugar and the
creamers and stuff, she

went in, grabbed a
bunch of those, put it in

her backpack and left,
and she was arrested

for theft, the risk of theft though, I mean
that was my initial thing was like put it

in a box that dispenses them, and if you’re
worried about theft of sanitary pads,

you probably should
be just as worried about

theft of toilet paper,
and if you’re going

to get strict with toilet paper, and you’re
not getting strict with toilet paper, so

why are you getting so
strict about sanitary pads?

It’s just, it’s one of
those sort of indefensible

positions that the city hall is taken,
probably just to save money, but the inherent

greed of the capitalist
system, I don’t

know, it just seems
like a really lame set of

reasons and or excuses
to not do something,

that is pretty easy and
fairly convenient and

would make a certain segment
of the population’s life a lot easier.

So last week we had
the story for me, it was

one of the bigger stories of the week was
the American who accidentally packed a gun

and came to Japan,
now he did the right thing.

He realized he had a
gun with him in a country

that really doesn’t
like guns, and he turned

himself in, he turned
himself in, he turned the

gun in, he handed
everything over, he didn’t

cause any trouble, prosecutors dropped
the charges and let him go on his way.

That was handled
correctly, so of course now

we have another week,
therefore we must have

another gun story, because
stories seem to come

in little trends, this is
something I’ve noticed,

the streamer being
a nuisance trend is all

over the place, actually
I’m not doing a couple

of those stories, there
was a Russian streamer

who went into an
onsen and cut her hair

and put on her makeup
and everyone was really

grossed out, and
then I don’t know if it’s

the same, I think it’s
a different streamer,

Russian streamer was
walking along the street

and like videoed a
pedestrian guy, which is

technically illegal,
you’re not allowed to film

people without their
consent in Japan, and they

got into a tussle, but
those are now at this

point just repetitive, there’s nothing new
to those stories, or those streamers aren’t

big enough or whatever to
make it worthwhile to cover.

Another man, another
American, therefore

another gun, a 35 year
old man, his suitcase

was being x-rayed and
they found a gun-shaped

object in his suitcase,
so of course they

opened it up to look
at it and they found a

gun in there, then they
found dozens of rounds

of ammunition and then
he had shoes in a box

and in the shoes, there
was a knife in a case,

so he was trying to
bring in a gun, ammunition

and a knife into Japan,
all of those things

are heavily heavily
controlled in Japan, his

decision, his excuse,
his justification for

this was I decided to go to Japan while the
world expo was being held, I don’t think

that’s a justification for bringing a knife
a gun and ammunition into a country, unless

your plan, what you’re
telling the police is

my plan was to shoot
up my plan was to shoot

up the expo and then stab
anyone who was left over.

This is not a justification, it’s not like
the other guy, he said, “Oh, I, you know,

I packed my bag, it
was in my bag, I didn’t

realize it was there,
I got into the country,

I realized it was
there, so I turned it in.”

This guy’s like, “I packed my bag, I packed
my gun and I was going to the expo, so this

is a much more serious
concern, he had no

intention of showing anybody,
telling anybody we’re turning it in.

“

There was a question
like, “How did these two

guns get into Japan, a country
was such strict gun control?

“

And it turns out, the people who are more
responsible for checking bags and stuff are

actually departures,
so both of these guns

got through the departures in
America, not the partures in Japan.

So if someone in Japan
tried to do the same

thing, maybe more
likely to get caught, I bet

there would be less
guns being, you know, a

secreted out of Japan
versus secreted into Japan.

You’re not going to buy a gun here or get a
gun here and then try to take it to another

country, it’s probably
easier in almost every

other country to get a gun
if that’s really your intent.

But this guy sounds like his intent was to
bring a gun into Japan and go to expo, and

I don’t know if his was for self-defense,
he didn’t say that, he didn’t say if he was

like angry at a certain
pavilion, he didn’t say

that, he just said, “Oh, I brought
a gun because I’m going to expo.”

Just mentioned that I wasn’t going to talk
about streamers, and then I actually have a

YouTuber, which is the
same thing as a streamer,

let’s face it, a streamer
who does marathons,

which is why I’ve never heard of him
because why I don’t understand marathons.

I understand people doing them, I don’t
understand watching them in like two, three

hours long, it’s people
running the whole time, I mean, I

only want to see the last two
minutes if I want to see that.

This guy has a YouTube channel, it’s fairly
popular, he’s been arrested for smuggling

THC tablets into Japan for
the 2025 Osaka marathon.

Most people would claim
ignorance, but he went

on a podcast earlier
and he actually talked

about how he brings like
THC gummies with him

everywhere he goes, it’s probably
to relax, it’s probably for pain.

If I could get something
similar in Japan for

all my years of judo, I have lots of joint
pain, I hear that helps a lot, I actually

probably would start taking
something similar myself.

I would do pretty
much anything to lessen

the amount of pain I have without
just doing drug drugs drugs all the time.

He went on a podcast
and then he said he

knows he brings them
into most countries, most

countries see them and
they don’t do anything,

but he knew they
were illegal in Japan,

so he tried to get around this, he didn’t
put them in his luggage, he actually tried

to mail them to himself,
so he left, I assume America.

He left America, he
mailed them to maybe the

hotel he was going to
stay at or some place

he was going to stay at, he then took the
trip so he wasn’t carrying them with him.

So he’s trying to get around the system, so
he’s not going to carry the illegal drugs

with him, he’s going
to mail them to himself,

I’ve actually read
tons of stories where

what they do is they let the mail go to its
destination and that’s how they find you

and that’s how they arrest you because
once you receive the illegal drugs, you are

then in possession of
illegal drugs, you’re not

necessarily going to get
arrested for trafficking

illegal drugs, but you are going
to get in trouble just the same.

So he’s been caught,
no one seen anything on

his YouTube channel
for the last two months,

so I don’t know if
he’s been arrested and

being held, I don’t know if he’s been
deported and just sent back to America.

We don’t really know,
honestly, we don’t

really care, don’t bring
drugs to Japan, Japan

sees all drugs as
equivolently, equally bad,

it was a trying to
make a harder word out

of a relatively simple
word, that was a weird

instinct I had just now, there’s actually
been instances of people who come to Japan

and joined my company
to work for my company

and they have medication that they’re taking
back home and they didn’t take the time

to check if that
medication is available,

never mind legal in
Japan, we’ve had a couple

of people come have
to work for a couple of

weeks or a month and
then realize they can’t

get the medication
they need that they’ve

been on for let’s say
years or months in Japan

and then they have to
basically pack up and go home.

So that is something,
should you intend to go

to another country and
you are on medication,

legal medication in
your country, you should

check if that medication
is legal and available

in the country you’re
going to and let’s

face it, an illegal
drug, don’t even bother.

Evangelion, 3.0 plus
1.0 thrice upon a time

Jesus, these titles, I
mean I’m not biased against

anime, I actually
quite enjoy anime as a

general art form but
the titles are ridiculous,

Evangelion is the worst, they get the most,
I guess the story can be relatively obscure

but they get the
most obscure titles, it’s

almost silly, a real
train station in Shizuoka

is in the anime and
they did this, was it your

name, your name the
movie happens in partially

in a real city in Japan
and Gifu and so I

actually went out and
they actually had part

of the tourism thing
was like if you stand

here and take a picture
in this direction, it’s

this scene from the
movie, if you’re on this

bridge over the train
and you wait till this

time the trains will
go through, it’ll be the

exact picture from the
movie, that’s actually

really cool stuff and they’re like you can
go here and see this and it’s really good

for tourism in a small
town in Japan, this

place in Shizuoka has
the same kind of thing,

we want to improve,
we want to encourage

tourism, we want people
to come to this place,

we don’t care if their anime nerds, anime
nerds have the same money as everyone else

in Japan, we’ll take your money, so they
took one of the big spear spike things that

it happens, so what
happens in the anime is a

big spear spike thing
hits that train station

and they made one
of those, it’s actually

quite small, when I
heard about it, it sounded

like it was really
impressive, it’s actually

quite small, they put
one there and then

there’s a train that kind of rotates in the
background and you can take a picture with

both the train and the spear to
show that you’re in the right place.

The problem has arisen,
you’re only supposed

to approach this thing
on a guided tour because

this is still an active
train station, so

they don’t want to
risk injuries, they don’t

want someone
inhibiting the trains or the

other passengers or
other stuff, so they want

to do this in an
organized way, tourists, I

would actually put
money on, they don’t want

to pay the tour fee, so they just
want to roll in whenever they can.

People have been trespassing to take photos,
originally I thought it was going to be

like they’re sneaking at night, it’s just
like people in a station, they see this big

anime spear, they’re like I’m going to go
over there and take a picture with a big

anime spear, which actually makes perfect
sense, so they want to put up more signs

and more stuff because they’re just about
to do another Evangelion campaign, I think

in the next five or
six days, and they’re

expecting tourism to
increase, that also could

lead to interruptions
in the train line, which

is the last thing they
want to have happen.

This story popped up
like four or five times

in my timeline of
news stories, and I was

a bit like I don’t
really want to do this

story, Japan, there’s
an online poll and 60%

of Japanese respondents said they were very
or rather happy, which puts them 27th out

of the 30 countries,
according to this online

survey, the happiest
countries in the world

where the people with
the countries with the

happiest citizens, Mexico
is number three at 82%,

the Netherlands is number two at
86%, and India is number one at 88%.

The least happy countries are South Korea
at 50%, Turkey at 49%, and Hungary at 45%.

So Japan’s in the bottom
tier of these countries

that say they’re
unhappy, and I actually

had a moment where
I was like, well, you are

just asking people
in an online survey, so

maybe people who are
perpetually online doing

surveys are not very happy people, because
if you asked me, I’m a relatively happy

person, although I did
just talk about burnout

at the beginning of the
episode, if you asked

me, I would say
overall, I’m quite happy,

but that’s probably because I don’t
spend my time doing online surveys.

Like I think the people
who do online surveys

would statistically be
less happy than people

who don’t do online surveys, that
might be actually something to look into.

Like if you call me on the street and you
said, are you happy, chunk of beef chest?

I’d be like, yeah, I’m pretty happy.

I mean, my life goes pretty good.

I got very few problems, really.

All my problems are
like self-manufactured,

and that’s sort of a
self-fulfilling prophecy

of failure, something like that, but I mean,
if I actually step back and take a look

at my life, my life is pretty awesome,
and how can I complain about it?

And so there is sort of a weird
thing, like I’m happy, but I want more.

Is that the problem?

Is that like Buddha
would say, the thing

that makes me unhappy is
my ambition for more in my life?

Is it comparing myself to others?

Which you shouldn’t do because,
you know, that’s the thief of happiness.

We’ve all heard that saying,
and I think that’s very true.

When they were saying, why
are you unhappy Japanese people?

And the question
wasn’t is because you’re

always online, and that
has been shown almost

proven to make you less happy
if you were perpetually online.

64% said because of
their economic situation.

I can kind of understand
this, Japan is a very

monetary-driven
society, it’s status-driven.

People always want more money.

I think that’s true of a
lot of capitalist societies.

64% of the unhappy people
in Japan on this online

survey, which is, again, they
didn’t say how many people.

So how many people are actually
being surveyed as a problem?

How many people are unhappy is a
percentage of that small group of people?

So that’s my problem with surveys.

You have to talk about
sample size, you have

to talk about like
what the situation is.

If you sample size a similar group of
people, you should expect a similar answer.

I think if you’re
perpetually online, you’re

going to get more people
who are generally unhappy.

64% because of economics.

I think that’s true.

Japan’s been relatively
stagnant for a very long time.

27% said life does not have
meaning, which is a really sad thing.

They’re saying, I actually think
those two would be combined.

Maybe they feel like money
is their way out of this.

Maybe they feel like
life doesn’t have meaning

if they’re not making more
money and stuff like that.

But the reason so many
of these online people

who did this survey were
unhappy were because

they don’t feel like
their life has meaning.

I think that’s terrible.

But if you want to talk
about the top end, 13%

of people said the
quality of life was good.

And I’m like, yeah, I
bet that’s, again, of

the people on the internet, an online survey
is going to reveal a certain segment of

people that’s going to lead
to a certain type of answer.

I think that’s a big skew as to actual
answer you’re supposed to be getting.

Okay, there’s a town called Modioca.

And the head of the chamber of
commerce was making a speech.

And he’s like, we have a geisha tradition
in Modioca, and we want to keep that going.

Everyone’s like, yeah, so at their peak,
they had a hundred geisha who were working.

They were kind of doing
shows and entertaining

and they would work
in hotels and stuff.

This was a big draw.

Right now they’re down to like two.

So they only have two geisha left in the
city and they’re like, we want these geisha

to train new people to
become geisha to take

their place so we can
rebuild the tradition.

This sounds like a really good idea.

So what went wrong?

Well, let’s put it out there.

This was a dude saying it and the problem
is the dude was being a little too honest.

So they said they wanted applicants
between the ages of 18 to 25.

And then someone in the
audience probably a reporter went,

why do you want applicants
only within the rage of 18 to 25?

And he said, geisha, bring out men,
obviously men like young women.

There’s a weird honesty
there because he’s

saying, look, this is something that
appeals to dudes and dudes like young women.

So we should do our best
to appeal to those men

because that’s where
we’re going to get our money.

And that’s advertising
like advertising

doesn’t put on average or
ugly looking people for a reason.

They put on attractive
people, they might be

young or older, but they have
chosen specifically attractive people.

Someone of course had
to pull it back because

there’s a certain
backlash that comes with.

Geisha bring out men, obviously
men like younger women.

A committee supervisor
tried to pull it back

by saying, not
necessarily apologizing that

it is a physically
demanding job and therefore

younger people would
be able to handle it better.

43 year old man.

So you can see near the we’re at the tail
end of the episode because we had a man

he’s being gross in his own way, but I
think he was just thinking commercially.

Then we have this guy,
a post office employee.

So he hasn’t hit our
50 year old threshold

that I’ve been putting
on for the really creepy

behavior in Japan,
but I think working in

the stress of the post
office maybe has added

to the stress of his life and maybe added
that extra 10 years we need to get him past

that threshold because
he is certainly in the weird

creepy old dude committee
group that I have created.

He was arrested for
sending an envelope with

used condoms to a female
staff at a different post office.

Oh gosh, even saying
this sentence is gross.

And it’s I want to
do the psychological

breakdown of how did you
get to a point where you

woke up in the morning, you’re
like, I’m going to do this thing.

I’m going to put it in an envelope.

I’m going to send it to this lady
who works at another post office.

And that’s a good thing or like, what
did he think the results were going to be?

Like the woman wasn’t
going to be horrified.

She’s like, who sent me this?

This is exciting.

Like there’s no positive.

So it must be the bullying
aspect of this, the inciting a

negative feeling of this is
actually the appeal for the person.

He was arrested for intimidation
and obstruction of business.

It’s been a while since we had a
true obstruction of business charge.

Welcome back to the
obstruction of business counter.

The statement was I sent the
envelopes and I say envelopes.

So this isn’t a singular incident.

So this isn’t a singular instance.

He admits in his
statement, this has happened

multiple times by
using an S which makes

it even grocers on how I sent the
envelopes to satisfy my sexual desire.

I would like an explanation
of how that works,

but I did not intend to
obstruct business operations.

And I don’t know if
you work at a post office

and you are sending what is essentially a
what envelope to another post office, how

you would think that
isn’t going to obstruct

business operations, how that
person is going to receive it at work.

And that is not going
to get a reaction that

is going to obstruct
business operations.

So I think he’s just trying to
get his two charges down to one.

But I think the second
charge is very, very

reasonable in this case,
often I think obstruction

of business is a catch
all to just arrest, but

it’s just a catch all to arrest anybody
for everything and is often abused.

But I think in this case,
it absolutely is justifiable.

How do they catch them?

And it’s not even ironic DNA analysis.

They have the DNA.

They analyze the DNA
and then they must have

had some of his other
DNA on record somehow

because they tracked
it back to him real quick.

He got arrested when
they searched his home.

They found two more envelopes at his home.

So I guess pre-prepared envelopes, which
means I don’t know how long those had been

stewing or fermenting in the
corner, which is also really, really bad.

The fact that this is
just stuff that’s laying

around your house,
apparently there have

been a dozen similar incidents
across different post offices.

They are trying to find
out if they are connected.

I’m pretty sure the
DNA is going to match up.

I don’t this.

I don’t think this takes a Sherlock
Holmes level of investigation.

I think I need a break.

I realized I was reading all
the symptoms of burnout.

I actually have all of
them, which is a bad thing.

Do the right thing

It seems like, again,
I think nerdy people

stream and nerdy people
love Japan, so nerdy

streamers come to Japan,
and they seem to think

the way to get attention
is to do dumbshitting.

Now these are two very
big streamers, so that

already is like why
do you need to behave

this way, you can just do normal
shit and your fans would eat it up.

This isn’t like a Johnny
Somali level stuff

where they’re trying
to get in trouble, I think

these guys were just
basically ignorant and

then behaving, so
mitzkiff, I don’t actually

know if I’m saying
that right, I’ve seen it,

he’s big enough, I’ve
seen him, so that’s

actually it, like if you are a streamer and
I kind of know your name, you must be huge,

and Tokyo Simms who I’ve seen on TikTok
and stuff, they have come under fire.

How bad is it?

Yeah, I don’t know, I’m a little torn, and
I think I’m torn because I think what they

did was bad, but then the response was bad,
and so if they had done something bad and

the response was good, I
think they just forget about it.

Because of the way
they handled it, it became

news, so it was
primarily mitzkiff because

he’s the bigger streamer, they were out in
Tokyo, and they’re like ah, what we’ll do

is have a good time,
and I’m going to go ahead

and guess there were
some alcohol involved,

and they’re out with
the cherry trees, this is

cherry blossom season,
it’s a very important

time people sit out
under the cherry blossoms

and they drink, and they
have a good time, and

it’s a very important
part of Japanese culture.

They have predictions as to when the cherry
blossoms will come out, they have guides on

the best places to
go, like this is a big

deal in Japan, they’re
out, again, I’m going

to go ahead and give them the benefit of
the doubt and say that alcohol, they were

inebriated and that
impacted the logic circuits

in their brain, and
they thought ah, let’s

show off how strong we are, I’m going to
jump up and grab some branches and do some

chin-ups, and then
it’s like, well, if you’ve

done that, I have to
take a step further,

I’m going to jump up,
grab some branches, and

then swing my legs up
so that I do sort of a flip.

So, the immediate title
of one of the articles

I read was Miskiff
and Tokyo Sims doing

flips on Japanese cherry trees,
draws fire, whatever the title was.

It seemed weird because I
was like, doing flips on it, but

they’re hanging off it and then
trying to flip their way off it.

The conversation is did they intend to be
disrespectful, and I think they did not, if

I’m going to be given
the benefit of the doubt

because they were just
like doing stuff to have fun.

I don’t think they really realized what
they were doing, but then, of course, people

were like, that’s disrespectful, you
shouldn’t do that, and how do they handle it?

Well, the way they tried to handle this
was they just tried to delete the video.

So they were trying to pretend
that this never happened.

And then, of course,
people saved those clips.

They were on vods or what.

I assume there’s a
group of people out there

who just like download
everything someone

who’s vaguely popular does
so they can get them in trouble

later if they try to delete to
hide something, didn’t work out.

So people started
immediately re uploading

the videos that they were trying to
hide, try to suppress, try to delete.

Shibuya Kahu came on
and she gave her opinion.

She is also a big
streamer being based in

Tokyo, being Japanese
who speaks English and

having a background that has
made her popular in certain circles.

She garners a lot of attention immediately
and she has said, this was disrespectful.

You should not have done this.

Now, she’s saying, if you want
to flex your muscles to show

how much testosterone you
have, go touch your own wood.

Now that’s perfect.

I mean, I don’t think you
could phrase it better.

It’s like if you want to behave this
way, just go take care of yourself.

Mitzkiv took personal offense at this.

Now this was a bad move.

He sent some angry
messages to her on Discord,

which he then
immediately tried to delete.

Of course, she
screenshotted them because

she’s a very smart
woman and then she used

that to show like this
is how they’re behaving.

He’s I think what’s actually happened
here is he didn’t intend to be disrespect

But they tried to be edgy and then everyone
came back and said, like, don’t be edgy.

That’s not cool.

And then he’s like, okay, I’ll
just pretend this didn’t happen.

But then it comes out.

And then someone who
else is famous comes

out and says, the way
you behave was poorly.

And he’s like, why are you
calling more attention to this?

Why are you giving me a hard time?

This isn’t fair.

But he hasn’t owned up to it.

Now.

Are you shooting on him?

Because he sent me a personal message.

Yeah.

Shooting on me.

Yes.

That’s fine.

And it’s over me.

Me.

Me.

You’re like three.

Yeah.

So I’m like, OK.

So you can meet the actual effects you bow.

I was like, I was shocked.

I was shocked.

And he actually deleted that
comment later on from like a discord.

Now, but of course I screenshot it.

That’s evidence.

Yeah.

You shouldn’t be calm.

I hope to meet you.

It’s the best.

Oh, thank you.

Well, you were one of the best.

Yeah.

It’s like so disappointing.

I got super disappointed.

I saw like, you know, he didn’t
know what they didn’t know.

I mean, I was just not about
this one guy, they didn’t know.

You know, of course,
they can always excuse it.

I was going to, you know, help them have
the opportunity to explain themselves, even

to the Japanese community
and English community.

And they were like, oh,
yeah, reverb response, reverb.

And there were three me in three sentences.

And there was no
period in sentence that

really, you know, my OCD
is just like freaked out.

Now I have the Johnny Somali counts on me.

You don’t realize what you’ve done to me.

Please leave me alone.

And then she said, what
the fuck, what did I say?

It’s not about you.

Because this is not about him.

It’s about behavior.

It’s about people coming to Japan.

It’s about being respectful.

Of course, after that,
he realized he’s caught.

So once you’re
caught, then you have to

issue the apology to
show how mature you are.

And if you had just
done this initially,

instead of all this
other bullshit, like trying

to delete the videos, just to own up to
it and not trying to call people out, like,

why are you calling
attention to this on me?

I think this actually would
have gone away really quickly.

Mitzkiff issued a response
saying the moment

I was informed by a
friend on the severity

of the situation, I immediately deleted
the post and regretted my decision.

I think the reality is he was told,
this is going to get you in trouble.

This makes you look bad.

So he deleted it
and it’s not, I think he

regretted his decision
to do it because it got

him in trouble because
it wasn’t going to get

him the kind of attention that he’s
trying to garner as a popular streamer.

I’ve grown a lot here as a person.

I bet that’s debatable.

I mean, for being really honest,
I bet that in itself is debatable.

People like this don’t grow.

I think you’re living
in a bubble and in

that bubble, it is very difficult
to actually grow as a person.

You need people telling
you you’re a piece of shit.

You need people guiding
you to be a better person.

You need to have be
in a situation where you

can be taught and be open to being
taught to actually grow as a person.

I think that’s something that
people and bubbles don’t do.

It’s like the Hitler argument, everything
always goes to Elon Musk right now, but my

feeling is like Elon Musk is
not going to learn anything.

He’s just going to get worse because
he’s being a richest man in the world.

He lives in a situation
where everyone around

him will tell him what he’s
doing is good and great.

Whenever he hits any
sort of adversity, he

really struggles because he doesn’t
know what that’s like anymore.

This is the same thing on a smaller scale.

He’s a popular streamer.

He’s surrounded himself
with people who are

going to encourage him to
do the stuff to get the views.

I’m not going to realize
it’s bad because if anyone

telling him, dude, you’re
fucking idiot, don’t do that.

He’s not going to have someone who slapped
him in the back of the head and say, don’t

climb the fucking tree
because that’s going

to disrespect the culture that
you’re residing in at the moment.

Anyways, back to his apology.

I’ve grown a lot here as a person.

I’ve made so many
friends that I truly value

and have experienced
so much of the Japanese

culture that has changed
my life for the better.

Maybe I do not want to
promote my actions as proper.

They were wrong and should
have been seen as such.

So you should have
said that immediately, like

right away, not sent
other people like messages

like, hey, why are you giving
me a hard time over this thing?

Why are you drawing attention to me?

He advised his viewers
who may be considering

a trip to Japan not
to repeat his mistakes.

Cherry blossoms are sacred to the Japanese
culture and are extremely delicate.

I’m okay with the criticism
and understand it was Rome.

So that’s all debatable.

If you’ve listened and
introduced Japan for

any length of time, you
have heard a thousand

apologies and you’ve
heard me analyze a

thousand apologies as what
is sincere about them are not.

I think this is exactly the same.

I think the only thing he’s
unhappy about is that he got caught.

The only thing he’s unhappy
about is that he’s in trouble

and that’s the only reason
he would change his behavior.

But there is always
the opportunity that this

actually does have an impact
and they always do something.

What you’ve seen is a multitude of
streamers come to Asia, come to Japan.

There was that dude
in the Philippines who

just got arrested,
Johnny Somalis in court in

South Korea and they come here and behave
badly because they think they can get away

with it and now that
they’re not getting away

with it and now that
people are now getting

a little stricter saying like, look,
this behavior is unacceptable.

We’re going to call you out on it.

They get upset and
then they apologize

because they realize they’re
not going to get away with it.

Yeah, kuzah numbers in Japan have dropped
below 20,000 people for the first time.

So this year at the end of 2024, there
were 18,800 Yakuza members arrests.

There were 8,249 arrests last year.

That’s down 1300 because
there’s less people to arrest.

The numbers are interesting.

So the Yamaguchi Gumi, which is the
biggest Yakuza organization in Japan.

They are down 500 to 6,900 members.

The Sumiyoshi Kai is
down 300 members to 3,200.

The Inagawa Kai is down 100
members to 2,800 members.

This has been a constant decline from 1963
and the reason this is happening is because

the organized nature
of the Yakuza, any

organized crime really, is
such that they’re easy to track.

I think that is going to be the biggest
problem because the police know who you are.

They know who your associates are.

They know what kind of stuff you do.

They followed your whole
life as you’ve become a Yakuza.

Of course, it’s not going to last forever.

So they lost their power.

My complaint over the
last couple of years of

covering any Yakuza
related story is the absolute

loss of glamour that the Yakuza lifestyle
seems to have because I remember the 80s.

In the 80s, every bad
guy organization was

the Yakuza and they
were like international.

They were gun smuggling, human trafficking.

They were doing drugs.

They were just
everything was on the table

and these were like
super rich dudes and they

had like hundreds of men
who would gun fight for them.

Now all the stories were
like, they stole 10 cell phones.

The last one I did was
they blocked off a street

and tried to charge the
local 10,000 yen to use it.

Like these are not the
glamorous Yakuza of yesterday.

The ones that sort of would
have captured my imagination.

They seem like sadder,
older organizations just

clamoring for anything
they have left over.

What’s actually
sprouted up in their place

though from organized
crimes disorganized crime.

So it’s these groups
that are loosely affiliated.

They meet online.

They try to recruit members online.

They’ll organize for
one job and then rob

someone and then
disappear, spreading out,

going finding another
job, that kind of thing.

So it seems like disorganized crime is
actually replacing organized crime in Japan.

From September, 2028, gas
pedals in Japan, I used to just

for a moment, we got to
stop calling them gas pedals.

If all cars go electric, which is one of
the predictions is that eventually all cars

will go electric, they’re
not going to be gas,

but you’ll have to use
the term accelerator

because it’s not going
to be a gas pedal anymore.

But anyways, gas pedals in Japan will have
mandatory safety devices attached to them.

This is because of the
elderly drivers accidents,

which have been increasing,
where they accidentally

push the accelerator
and drive into a building

or a group of people,
this actually happened

last week, elderly drivers
outnumber gun deaths.

Of course, elderly driver
accidents outnumber

gun deaths because there
are so few guns in Japan.

So if you want to know if gun control is
a good thing, that’s a great stat to have

that your old drivers are
killing more people than guns.

Now they’re looking
at accidents with old

people and like, “Well, how
can we reduce these numbers?

“

So they’re going to put
a safety device on the

gas pedal that means
if there is an obstacle

that is one meter to
1.5 meter ahead, the

speed will be kept to
below eight kilometers.

So it means if you jam the accelerator and
there’s someone standing one meter in front

of your car, it will not increase
to over eight kilometers an hour.

This will lead to some very
amusing slow motion accidents.

Because if you don’t
run out of the way in the

car in time, let’s say
it’s an electric car.

It’s dead silent.

It’s creeping towards it.

It’s going to nudge
you sort of gently and I

actually still, if it was another
old person, they might fall under it.

There might still be accidents
with this, but at least this will

reduce the amount of actual
injuries that occur because of this.

There was a fan of an AVEX idol and
he said, “I’m going to come to your event.

” He sent an email saying, “Go
die,” and then, “This isn’t just a threat.

I’m going to come kill you.

” So basically he was saying, “I’m
going to kill you if you have these events.

I’m going to show up these events.

This is not a threat.

I’m really going to do it.

” He was very easily
caught and arrested.

She had to cancel three events.

So because she was
worried that this guy was

actually going to show
up and do something,

she actually canceled two events
in Osaka and won somewhere else.

This then becomes obstruction of business,
which is something that I had a counter for

and then won away
because we weren’t getting

any obstruction of
business ones anymore,

but thankfully they’re
back because that is

an engineer’s depend
mainstay, the obstruction

of business as an excuse to arrest
anybody for anything and threats.

The threats is a separate charge.

He gets two charges this
way because he caused

her to lose money to
interrupt her business

of putting on concerts
because of the threats.

That’s one charge.

The second charge is actually
threatening her with death.

When he was arrested, he
said, “I thought she was cute.

” And it’s just one
of those things where

he’s like, “Well, you’re
clearly not very…

You don’t got a lot of rizzes, I
think what the kids say nowadays.

If you think that the
way to get someone’s

attention when you think
they’re acute is to say, “Go die.

“

He did say further, “I wanted
her to know how hurt I was.

” Now they don’t explain
how or why he was hurt.

He may have gotten to this
point where he was deluded.

He had followed her so long, he’d
sent her messages or something.

She probably ignored them because
she doesn’t manage her own social media.

He got angry because he wasn’t getting
the attention he thought he deserved.

This is all speculation,
but it also fits

into a very natural pattern of behavior
that happens with these kind of people.

They create the parasocial relationship
in their head with this person.

They’ve never actually met her talk to.

They think they’re now owed something.

They start to get hurt because they’re not
getting the attention back because of what

their beliefs which are
very one sided because

the other person
doesn’t know they exist.

Then they lose the
plot and they go threaten

people with death and
then they get arrested.

Cocaine use has
significantly increased in

Japan which is a big
surprise to me because we

only ever hear about
marijuana really because

marijuana is still considered
one of the worst drugs ever.

All the drugs in Japan
are considered the same.

In North America, like
marijuana is not that bad.

Cocaine and heroin are much worse.

They have different classifications
for the different drugs.

This in Japan is not the case.

All drugs are bad.

All drugs are exactly the same.

Any drug you have that
is not legal is terrible.

The increase of cocaine
in Japan is a surprise

to me only because
it’s got to be super

expensive, but what the
police said was very interesting.

There were 231.8 kilograms seized last year
that’s five times more than previous years.

586 arrests for cocaine related crimes.

So this could be like
selling cocaine, getting

cocaine, possession
of cocaine, trafficking

cocaine, anything that
have like connected

to it, 586 arrests for cocaine
related crimes last year.

That’s up from 214 so
it’s more than doubled.

Seven times more arrests
over the last 10 years.

The National Police Association said
many people use it as a fashion statement.

So they’re not saying people
are using cocaine to get

high so much as they’re
using cocaine to look cool.

73 year old American
man came to Japan and

accidentally his statement was, “I
accidentally put a gun in my luggage.

” Now, I cannot think of a more American
statement than I accidentally packed a gun.

How many guns do you have around you where
you are, you know, packing your t-shirts

and you’re under wearing your bag and a gun
just drops in off the shelf because let’s

face it, there’s guns
everywhere around your house.

It seems to me, okay, so you want to
talk about responsible gun ownership.

If you accidentally pack a gun,
you’re not a responsible gun owner.

That’s actually to me
one of the number one,

like you can’t say
you’re responsible gun

over and accidentally do
anything with a gun, like

an accidental discharge, you’re
not a responsible gun owner.

I’m accidentally putting
one in your bag and

taking it with you to another
country, not a responsible gun owner.

I accidentally put the gun in my luggage
when traveling to Japan and three bullets.

It’s a very small gun.

It’s a little revolver.

Maybe it only can hold three bullets.

It seemed like one of those ones you would
put in your sock if in a police movie.

He decided the best course of action
would be to throw away the bullets.

The bullets were
found at a port terminal

and the police, because
one of the problems,

okay, so this is the actual problem is
a lot of garbage is burnable in Japan.

So if you put bullets
in burnable garbage and

that goes into the
facility, it might actually

go off when it’s heated because it’s being
burned and shoot someone, it could be weeks

later, but this is
actually a real possibility

of like a CSI style
murder where they try

to figure out how this guy in this facility
got killed and it turns out it’s from

a bullet that was in
the incinerator and

then they have to find out
where that garbage came from.

That’s actually a pretty good
episode that I just wrote there.

So he realized while he was
already in Japan, which actually

means he managed to get into
Japan with a bag with a gun in it.

Now he was on
cruises and stuff, so I’m

actually thinking maybe
because they spend time

on the boat and
they’ve kind of checked

everything before the
boat or maybe they check

when they get on the boat, they don’t check
so closely when they get off the boat.

So that’s my suspicion.

I don’t know if that’s
true, that cannot be

confirmed, but it seems
like the most logical

thing because it seems
like if they x-rated

the bag and there’s a
gun-shaped thing in it,

the Japanese police would absolutely check
that bag, he kind of does the right thing.

He says I was thinking
where to declare it

and then because he
wanted to make sure that

he didn’t get
misinterpreted, he wanted to

make sure they had
sort of the English skills.

He didn’t want to like come in and say I
have a gun and then get arrested himself.

So he went from Kobe
to Osaka, this is again,

he’s spending days
in Japan with this gun

in his bag and he goes
and declares it to the police.

Now unlike Mitzkif
from our first story, this

is the right thing, so
he’s made a mistake.

He’s brought a gun in
Japan, he knows guns

are illegal in Japan, so he’s
like I need to tell someone.

Now he took a couple
of days and that could

be a little like is this
okay, have you done

the right thing, but he’s like I
just don’t want to make it worse.

So I’m thinking he
has the right intention,

he goes to the police,
he says I have a gun,

I’d like to turn the
gun in, he turns the

gun in, he sells them,
I had bullets, I threw

the bullets away here,
the police go to that

place, luckily the
bullets are still in that

garbage can and they
recover the bullets.

Then everyone’s like this
is going to be a terrible thing.

I actually was like
okay, he went to the

police, he told him he
made a mistake, he made

it very clear, he did
everything in a relatively

safe, throwing the bullets
away was a bad idea.

But he brought the gun to them and he made
sure that he like they understood, he had

no negative intentions,
he didn’t plan to shoot

anybody, he just
accidentally packed a gun,

which again, the most
American thing you could

do in the world is
accidentally pack a gun.

He plays later, charges are dropped.

And I think this is
because the police, the

prosecutors are like
look, he made a mistake,

he did a bad thing, but
he immediately owned

up to it, he brought
us the gun, he’s not

trying to make any trouble, I think this
is fair, we’re just going to let him go.

He probably just left
the country the next

day, which again is
almost the exact opposite

of how Mitzkiff handled his issue where he
did a bad thing, tried to scrub it, tried

to make sure no one
knew about it, called

people out for calling
him out on it and then

apologized afterwards,
if he had just immediately

owned up to it like
this American who had

made a mistake, charges
dropped and you’re on your way.

27 year old assembly
member called for menstrual

products to be made
available in public restrooms.

And I as a non menstruating
person, think this is fine.

If you need that, I
think she made available

to you, I think she was
calling for them to be free.

I could understand if
you wanted to charge

like 100 yen, you have to put
it in the machine to pop one out.

But I actually think my taxes
are going to this, if women

need it in the bathrooms
to make it free, I’m on board.

So there you go, that’s how that’s
that’s an engineer’s Japan stance on that.

Someone else on the
other hand took issue

with this, with women
having things they need

being made available to
them and they sent 8,000

threatening emails,
including death threats.

Now the very weird thing was, they sent one
every minute between 8 p.m. Friday to 350

p.m. Monday, which
would imply that these

death threats were
automated because no one, no

individual is going to
stay up for three days

straight and sending
an email every minute.

So some sort of AI
had to write the program.

He had some kind of
script to send out the

email and he just set
it to go every minute.

I won because if you
look at the statements

that I read, it was, it
was 8,000 threatening

emails, including death
threats, which meant

not all the emails
were exactly the same.

So yeah, I’m thinking
AI wrote a bunch of

emails and then he had a script to just
send the emails every minute on the minute.

So this assembly member
actually posted this

on X and the statement was, I was caught
off guard by my period and was in trouble.

There were no sanitary napkins
in the rest room of City Hall.

I hope pads can be
provided like toilet paper.

That is the thing that set off someone
to declare that this person should die.

And I can’t fathom why
this was so offensive.

I actually believe
it’s just the fact that

someone mentioned menstruation publicly
and wasn’t like deeply a grossed out by it.

I don’t know.

I actually don’t know what was
so deeply offensive this person.

So this, there’s not been
any talk of an arrest yet.

So I am very interested
in the arrest and the

statement of the person
as to why this statement

was so offensive to them in the first place
because honestly, that statement itself was

I had a problem, went to the toilet,
the things I needed weren’t available.

I think they should maybe
be available in the future.

Certainly in City Hall,
if you have employees,

so like assembly
members who are both male

and female, they
should have all the things

they need to take care of themselves
at their place of work at City Hall.

It’s a public building, so it
should be provided for the public.

That makes a lot of sense.

I really, really am interested to see what
this person’s justification was for sending

8,000 threatening
emails because someone

thought they should have someone
should have the stuff they needed.

My sentence just fell
apart at the end because

someone said they would like
the city to provide for them?

I don’t know.

I just have to finish one
more sentence than I’m done.

And then I’m going to, I’m
going to play Rob Wilkoff.

Dave heard his leg this morning and
it has meant I am kind of distracted.

So he’s able to, he
was, he fell over, he

wasn’t able to use his
back leg, freaks me out.

It was like easily the per thing person
I spend the most time with in my life.

So they really had a
surprisingly large impact on me.

And it’s, it’s just
resting in the back of my

head and made it really hard for me
to formulate a sentence, apparently.

Women should have sanitary
pads in the bathrooms.

I think that is just a pretty
fair and easy statement to make.

It’s a, it’s a pretty fair stance to
take in more, the, see I can’t do it.

I’m not even trying to
say anything like offensive.

I’m saying like, chicks
should have what they need.

What’s the most misogynistic
way I can say that,

you know, chicks should
have the shit they need.

It’s like the, the redneck who says
like liberal things, there’s a meme.

It’s not, they don’t do it anymore.

I actually really enjoyed that one.

It’s the redneck saying like really liberal
stuff in the most rednecky way possible.

He’s on the bed over there,
he’s been lying down all day.

I gave him like a one
hour massage on his leg.

So I think he’s fine.

He’s able to put his foot down again.

But I mean, okay, last
sentence, last sentence.

I would like to know what was so
deeply offensive about this statement.

Was it menstruation or was it the fact
that the city should provide sanitary pads?

Because then you could
complain about your tax

dollars, which I think you
could take a stance on,

it’d be pretty hard to justify.

But I think that would
be more justified than be

offended by the fact
that 50% of the population

actually has this thing they
have to deal with every month.

[MUSIC]

Angry with a Beautiful Face

(upbeat music)

Last month, there was the
hug event for BTS members.

They had a woman, 50 year old Japanese
woman, went for the hug, it’s a paid event.

I looked into it, it was
basically there’s a BTS member

on stage, you walk up
to him, you say hello,

you have this like really
cursory hug, it’s really very fake.

And then you move on and you’re thrilled

that you got the opportunity
to touch a BTS member.

I assume.

This 50 year old Japanese
woman decided to take advantage

of her opportunity and she kissed
the BTS member on the neck.

Now this went viral in
Korea and South Korea.

Because of the reaction
the young man made facially.

So his face went viral,
’cause he kinda went,

’cause this woman
kissed him, which is not

the reaction you want
when you kiss somebody.

Like if I kiss somebody and then
they went, “Oh, that’d be pretty hurt.

” This is sexual assault though.

So I have, I’m torn with the
issue of your priming people.

So you have a thing for this guy.

You’ve paid money to
get into physical contact

with this guy, you’re
going to hug this guy,

he’s going to hug you, and of
course this is gonna happen.

I don’t wanna blame the victim.

Like true, if a man
kissed an idol on the

neck, I would be probably
far more incensed.

So this is showing some
of my very normative biases.

But I don’t think you
should be hugging people.

All these handshake events, the
hug events, all this kind of stuff.

I’m not really pro, this physical contact,
especially selling the physical contact.

That actually I think maybe
is what makes it worse.

Anyways, this is sexual assault.

Now in Korea, you can submit a claim
to the police even if you weren’t involved.

So if people saw it, they saw it online.

So all these people started submitting
these complaints to the police.

They’re like, please arrest this woman.

She committed sexual
assault on this member of BTS.

Let’s go.

The woman probably didn’t know she
was in trouble until she got back to Japan.

I’m betting she went to Korea
for the concert for that event.

Maybe stayed a day or two and then was out.

She was probably gone before the
police even opened the investigation.

Statement by the South
Korean police is that

if a suspect remains overseas
for two or more months,

it is impossible to investigate,
which is not impossible, it’s just hard.

Like you can’t go to
Japan if you’re a Korean

police officer and try
to investigate them.

But I’m betting this was a fairly low
priority for the South Korean police anyways.

Like, yeah, it’s pretty awful.

The guy, the BTS guy,
he didn’t put in the claim.

The other people did.

They’re like, we’d probably,
they’re on the lookout for.

They’ve probably flagged her passport.

She might not be able
to re-enter South Korea.

I mean, if I’m being really honest, that
might be the biggest fallout from this.

She’s not actually allowed
to go back to South Korea.

If she does try to go back to South
Korea, she might be arrested on the spot.

But they didn’t even like look for her.

They asked for her to turn herself in.

I think realistically, they probably
would have made her apologize.

I don’t know if that’s okay or not, okay.

I’m really torn.

I don’t like these events.

I don’t like this, like
the concepts, I guess.

I feel like you shouldn’t be doing this.

I don’t think it’s worse
when it’s the teenage girl

idols and the creepy dudes
who hand-shaken stuff.

That’s just really off-putting.

I essentially just disapprove.

You need better security for these things.

And you shouldn’t be setting
them up like this in the first place.

(upbeat music)

Another update, Sukiya.

The mouse laden miso
soup of last week’s story.

So it was a couple of
months ago this happened.

But it didn’t get released until later.

And everyone freaked out fair enough.

I mean, there was a
mouse found in miso soup.

I did like the transition
’cause originally it was mouse

and then it transitioned
to rat very quickly.

It may have been a rat, I don’t know.

But that’s the whole point is
just watching the news cycle

try to make more drama in the story
so that more people will click on it.

So more clickbaity.

So if it’s like mouse is in your miso’s bed

or rat in your miso’s way worse.

So let’s change it to rat.

Things like that.

I noticed things like that because I read
multiple versions of the same story now.

So I can see where the authors are adding

elements or dramaticizing it
so that they can get more clicks.

Well, they’ve had an unfortunate
follow up to their story.

This week, a cockroach
was found in some food.

They didn’t say what
food they were trying to,

maybe a little more vague on it or maybe,
so basically someone found a cockroach left

and then called and
complained about the restaurant.

And the company’s
like, we can’t survive this.

We gotta get this taken care of right away.

So they’re shutting down all the
stores and then doing like a deep clean

or trying to make sure
that there’s no rats,

no cockroach is nothing
in the restaurants.

Basically, every restaurant
was gonna be closed for one

day for a check, except for
the ones in shopping malls.

Now it’s not that those ones are cleaner.

I, you know, shopping mall food
is gonna be the cleanest food ever.

Now it’s the reality
is that they can’t close

the store for the shopping
mall, but they could.

But the reality is something
could come from the KFC

and X-Dore and crawl into
your food and it wouldn’t

really be Suki as fault but
Suki would still get blamed.

Or vice versa, Suki is a rodent and roach
problem might crawl into the KFC next door

and your new chicken nugget is special.

Please don’t think about that
while you’re eating junk food.

I hope you’re not eating
that kind of food right now

while I’m saying this because you may have
ruined your meal and I apologize for that.

But the reality is every time you put
something in your mouth, you are taking a risk.

The Imperial household is going
to launch a YouTube channel.

Last year, they started an Instagram
where they were posting thirst traps.

It was like the Empress and
booty shorts and the Emperor,

you know, with a shirt off
doing dead lifts, that kind of stuff.

It was, it’s awesome.

I mean, if you haven’t looked at it,
you should absolutely go check out

the Imperial household of Japan’s Instagram
page and just, just, you know, get horny.

This year, they’ve decided
that that wasn’t enough.

The income from that isn’t enough for them.

They have more media in them.

They are going to start a YouTube channel.

The YouTube channel is going
to include press conferences.

Nature walks around the palace.

And I’m assuming pranks galore.

That’s right.

It’s going to be the Emperor
pulling down the Empress’s pants.

It’s going to be putting flower
in the Empress’s blow dryer.

So when she blows her head at all, it
gets all turns white on, it’s crazy stuff.

There’s a prince in there somewhere.

I don’t know what he’s going to
do, but I’m looking forward to it

because press conferences
sound really boring

and nature walks around
the Imperial Palace.

That’s very nice, but I don’t
imagine myself watching it

until we get some
pranks, just a prank, bro.

This week, because this story includes AI,

it just dominated the headlines
for the last like three days.

So deep A, I open AI.

The names of all the AI’s are very similar.

So anyways, Chachi
BT is what it’s actually is.

Started doing image.

So we have other image
and things where it’s

like you type in your
image you want it to make.

It makes the image, it’s really cool.

And it ruins the lives
of artists everywhere.

Well, open AI couldn’t be left in
the dust, couldn’t be left behind.

They created an image generator.

And one of the styles you
can do is a jibbly style image.

And this apparently has
overwhelmed the servers.

Like the guy who runs it,
Mr. Open AI, chat, Mr. GPT.

He said Tim Apple, I actually
probably have his name

written down and then I
now am refusing to say it.

And even if I could remember
it right now, I would not say it.

He was saying that there
were so many people generating

jibbly style pieces
of art, that it was like

melting their servers,
melting their CPU.

So they actually were
going to put a limit on it.

They were going to make
sure that people didn’t go crazy.

But that means this is
now flooded the internet.

Now, this is taken on because
me asaki, the guy who created

essentially the very noticeable
jibbly style of art, he hates AI.

They keep cutting to a clip where
he’s talking about how disgusting AI is.

But that’s actually out
of context a little bit.

So there’s this clip that
goes around with this

because he’s like, oh,
this lacks humanity.

And I would rather die
than see this and stuff.

These guys were doing
a presentation for him.

And they had an AI basically take a
structure and try to learn how to walk.

So it was walking in this
really awkward, creepy way.

And they were saying
like, if for your animation,

you could use animation like
this for the monsters and whatnot.

And then he got really offended.

And he actually was relating
it to a friend of his who

has physical difficulties of some
sort and who isn’t able to walk.

And he’s like, I wonder how
he would feel if he felt saw this.

I wonder, like, and
then he actually took it

off in his very honestly
unrelated direction.

But they’re taking that out of context.

So it’s kind of related, but it’s sort of,

I don’t know, I wouldn’t say
tangential, but more like parallel.

What he’s talking about is parallel

to what they’re actually
talking about in these news

stories, but they take
the clip and they put it in.

So this is sort of your media awareness.

I’m sure me as Aki actually hates the
idea of AI and art and things like that.

But the clip they’re showing
of him getting really angry

at these poor guys who
are really uncomfortable,

who are just presenting some
technology they had created.

This is about five, six years
ago before the whole AI boom.

That’s not actually
what he’s talking about.

He’s talking about this thing
you’ve made is like grotesque.

And I don’t think it has
any place in this sort

of the hopeful animation art style that I
try to create when I’m making my stories.

So that’s something to be aware
of if you read one of those stories,

not from an engineer’s Japan,
where they’re not going to

give you that excellent piece
of background information.

Yeah, the CEO of OpenAI,
he changed his profile pick

to a jibbly style version of his own face,
which is showing that even he’s like aware

of the actual distinct
style that’s being created.

Now the problem is the
argument about AI in the first place.

How did OpenAI learn
to make jibbly style art,

if it did not take jibbly
style art and learn

from it directly, which
is copyright violation?

This is kind of the problem
they’ve been talking about.

Like so clearly jibbly art
has been fed into this open AI.

Open AI is taking it and learned from it.

That’s okay.

What they’re supposed to do, but they didn’t
pay jibbly for the art that they used.

They didn’t ask if it was
okay to use this version.

They just went ahead and did it.

This is going to probably be a lawsuit.

Like if anyone’s going to sue
them, jibbly probably could do it

and could probably do it
successfully because I don’t know

if they’ve copy written the
style, but it is very distinct.

And it is every movie they
do has the very similar style.

Miyazaki is also quite famously a hardass.

So when they took, uh, I
forget what movie it was,

one of the older ones,
Mononoke, maybe they took one

of the jibbly movies and they
were going to release it in America

and Harvey Weinstein wanted to
cut it down to make it a little shorter.

He’s like, you know, all this is like
stupid emotion shit that you got in there.

Let’s cut some of that
out, make it a shorter movie.

It’ll grade it’ll fit better into
sort of the slots for the movies.

We maybe show more movies during the day.

It was that kind of like fiscal version
of movie making that Harvey Weinstein

would be on the side
of Miyazaki sent him a

samurai sword with a
single note that said no cuts.

And that is kind of a
threat that I will stab

you with a sword if you
try to cut up my movie.

So he is a bit of a hardass.

And again, he was just looking at a
technical presentation from some guys

and he went in them about how
inhumane it was and he was really awful.

He was actually really
awful to them because

he could’ve just said
this isn’t really for me.

I don’t really like this.

It doesn’t really apply
to what I would like

to do with my company
or my art and move on.

He didn’t.

He like reamed them
for how gross it was and

everyone was very uncomfortable in the
room and it was weirdly quite fun to watch.

Auto thefts are on the rise for
the third year in the row in Japan.

So in 2024 there were 6,080
auto thefts that’s up 318 from 2023.

Most of these cars do
not get like resold in Japan.

This is actually one of the more interesting
things I found about car theft in Japan

is what they do is they take the car and
they put it on a boat and they’ll take it

to like Vietnam or Cambodia or some
other country and they’ll resell the car

or they’ll break it down
into parts and then ship

it off to another country
and then rebuild it.

And the most popular car is to steal.

Like you would think
it was fancy luxury cars

mostly but actually it’s
like mini vans and stuff

more utilitarian things
because again they’re

going to sort of these
developing nations

and they want to sell them stuff they can
use so a mini van is far, far more useful

in a third world country than like a sports
car when you’re on dirt roads all the time

and what you really
need to do is transport

people to a worksite
or something like that.

Most of the thefts quite
sensibly are around Tokyo

and one of the biggest
problems is the technology

they’re using they’re
saying in three minutes

they now have this
basically car remote hacker

and it can like unlock
your car and start the

engine then they can
drive it away with that.

They can then you know copy the
key or remake the key or something.

So basically it’s all being
done with computers now.

It’s not like a cool guy
runs up and he jacks

the window and then
gets in the car and like

rubs two wires together
and starts the car.

Now it’s a very nerdy
doing on a laptop or

something and he unlocks
the car from a distance

using Wi-Fi and then
they get in and they drive

away and again they’re
driving it to a port

and this is in Aichi
this middle part of Japan

where the Toyota city is which was
actually created by Toyota the company.

There’s a lot of car
thefts there because

being a port city they
can actually steal the

car get it into a boat
really quick and then

get it out of the port and
on its way to its destination.

I don’t know how many
cars they put on a boat

but I’m assuming it’s a
lot which is this is like work.

Apparently in IT there are a lot
of luxury cars on the road which

is the ones they can sell to
China and other places like that.

So while I was saying
that isn’t the primary

target it is still a
target there are still

people who want to buy
expensive stolen cars and 2024 44.

1% of the cars were
not found or recovered.

So basically because
they’re being shipped out

to other countries
because they’re disappearing

from the country the
police aren’t able to

find them and again
they’re probably gone that

night or the next day like gone from the
country you will never see your car again.

So if you’re in Japan you
have a car please be careful.

We’ve covered a lot of
arrests on the Indonesia

pan we covered a lot of crimes and we’ve
covered a lot of like what you would call

almost meaningless crimes or
petty crimes or things like that.

This is an interesting one
because this woman was arrested

for taking 160 free items
from a convenience store.

So she basically walked into a convenience
store there’s the self-serve coffee machine

so you usually go to the clerk and you buy
a cup you take that cup and then you would

go to the machine you fill up the coffee
and you take like your creamer you put that

in and pay some sugar whatever
you like you put it in there.

That all those sort of condiment
style things those are free.

She walked in she didn’t buy coffee she had
a backpack she just started taking those

things and filling up her backpack so sugar
and creamers and everything else the like

cup syrup stuff which is I guess
sugar but not sugar I don’t know

I don’t drink coffee so none
of this is really familiar to me.

The total cost of the
160 item stolen was 345

yen so we’re talking
about like three dollars

maybe total but and again it’s the moral is
kind of the issue do you just let this go.

So this clerk went
over and he’s like oh all

the creamers and
sugars and stuff are gone

but we haven’t sold
that much coffee so they

checked the video
camera and they’re like

oh there’s that woman
with a backpack she just

stole it all to be let
it go so they called

the police I don’t know
how enthusiastic they

were like yeah this
lady just stole a bunch

of free stuff that’s not
actually okay they went

and found her picked her
up and she got arrested.

Japanese politicians
are weird now normally I

talk about the old men
normally I talk about

the old men politicians
who say something

gross and when I read
the first half of this

story my mind was oh this is going to be
an older Japanese politician he’s going to

be like in the 70s he’s
really gross he’s out

of touch and then it
turns out it’s a woman

talking to another woman which really sort
of turned it the element so my expectations

were under mine which
is a good thing I guess

so I guess women can
just be just as weird

and creepy as men
which equality I suppose

on March 24th they had
a house of counselors

committee on education
we’re meeting and

they were trying to
how to calculate teachers

over time this is very
important teachers in

Japan do a lot of unpaid
overtime they have breaks

that are unpaid they
do like school activities

as sometimes unpaid and they’re like you
know these people are working fifty sixty

seventy hours a week
but they’re only getting

paid thirty forty hours that’s not right we
have to calculate overtime what counts as

work and not work is
it volunteer should we

expect people to
volunteer stuff it’s a very

important thing Japan
doesn’t have enough teachers

so you need to make
teaching more appealing

and paying them for all
their hours is probably

going to be step one
to making more appealing

counselor stood up said
made some statements

and was very angry and
then another one replied

with I can clearly
understand that committee

member Kita has gotten angry with a truly
beautiful face which is weird I mean it’s

just a weird thing to
say like what does that

have to do with the other bit and why are
you saying it and so again my first thought

was seventy year old
creepy man saying that

like a thirty year old
forty year old counselor

member is beautiful
in his old creepy way

trying to put her down
but trying to compliment

her at the same time because he’s socially
unaware not capable something like that not

turns out this is
essentially an equal and

then it the question
of why like the old men

saying it I can’t understand the group in
a different time they grew up when saying

gross stuff was acceptable they never grew
out of that they never understood the world

has changed but this
is not that this is like

someone who is an
equivalency saying this

is weird creepy thing to
them and then of course

there was a media
protest the the kita said

like hey what is my
face after do it why are

you talking about my
body is inappropriate

of course later there
was the very standard

apology it’s weird cuz
when you call someone

beautiful do you
retract the statement do

you like cuz that’s the
classic Japanese one

as I retract my statement
but I yeah you know

I retract my statement
she’s not beautiful

like what do I say it
that so it’s really weird

I was very standard apology like I shouldn’t
know said that it was inappropriate I’m

sorry for the stress I
caused blah blah blah

when asked about her
intent which is again

the only thing I wanted
answered the response

was there were there was not much intention
which again begs the question of if there

wasn’t much intention why
did you do it in the first place

it just does that head right resting
next to the microphone this guy okay