Unconsensual Podcast

(upbeat music) New theme song.

I’m drowning in theme songs.

This is so awesome.

This one was by Nigel Grover.

I will link to his sort of profile
somewhere in the show notes or whatever

so that you can check
out his music if you want.

Since I have two theme
songs for the show now,

I’m thinking of alternating
month to month or something.

I don’t really have a plan.

It was just like off I
have two and I like two.

I might as well use both.

There’s no reason to limit myself.

It would give sort of a sense of, oh,
it’s this month or that month or whatever.

But you didn’t come here for that.

We have a couple of
updates on previous

stories, which I always
really am happy about.

The updates on old stories.

We had the Tokyo election
story when it came to the poster.

So in Japan, it’s not like North America.

It’s not like other
countries where you go on

TV and it’s millions
and millions of dollars.

Basically a politician in Japan
is allowed to put up a poster.

Of course, they can put up
posters and multiple places.

The posters that are allowed
to put up are designated though.

So they basically put up a
little sign and has squares on it.

And on those squares, you can
put your political campaign poster.

Last year in the Tokyo election,

a couple of people decided,
hey, let’s abuse the system.

So the NHK party, which is
basically just the troll party

of Japan said, we’re gonna
rent out some of our space

to people who have, let’s
say non-relevant talking points.

There was someone who
posted their own Instagram.

There was someone who just said
like, I need friends and I’m lonely.

There’s someone who
posted picture of their dog,

which is ironic because if you watch
the video for an engineer’s Japan,

you will notice the portrait
of my dog up in the top.

Left corner, I don’t know
which way it actually shows up

in the video and now that
I’m staring at my screen,

but knowing it might
flip my brain just broke.

The irony of that statement, but to see,
I have not decided to take this picture

of my dog Dave and put
it on a political platform.

It’s a great portrait.

Thank you, it is a great portrait.

I am very happy with it.

And today you’re getting the Dave
sleeping under the picture of Dave.

So it’s just that whole
universe I’m building behind me.

We have the judo suit
hanging up here drying out.

There was a adult professional
who added her image.

It was slightly censored, but just so.

That seemed inappropriate.

That actually seemed to be
on the kick it off, the most.

And it turns out you can just buy this
space and put up your non-political message.

And they’re like, this is
kind of abusing the system

of the political portraiture
posters in Japan.

So they’ve decided to set
standards, regulate the posters,

which actually I’m
surprised Japan hadn’t done

already, but I guess
at this, to this point,

they hadn’t actually had anyone
try to abuse the system yet.

So now someone’s abused the system.

I’ve actually found this is Japan is
very good at being reactive in its own way.

They have a problem,
they react to the problem.

So we had gun controls very tight in Japan.

And then for about three
months, maybe four years ago,

there was a whole bunch of
crossbow attempted murders.

I don’t remember if anyone got killed, but
people were shooting crossbows each other.

Crossbows are now
illegal, knives are illegal.

They just just like, oh, you did that?

We don’t like it, illegal.

So now they’re like, you
want to put like not porn,

but almost nude women
up on political posters.

Now we’re going to regulate it.

The new rule is you must
have your name on the poster.

Now that actually seems
like a very small thing.

It actually seems like
you would do that anyways.

But if you put your name on the poster,

it means you’re not going to
be able to just like slap a poster

that has random stuff on
it and then be able to hide

from the fallout of the
poster that you created.

If you abuse the poster system,
you can be fined up to 1 million yen.

And if you promote a product, you
can also be fined up to 1 million yen.

The NHK party let their donors
post anything they wanted.

And that’s probably
where this is coming from,

because basically any poster that
goes up in the name of the NHK party,

where they’re going to have
the actual name on the poster,

they will be fined a million
yen for each infraction.

(upbeat music)

Not really a direct update, but last
week’s story about a man who got scammed

be because he had been
served a warrant by the police.

That was not a real warrant.

It was a scam and the
police were like send us money

to this bank account to prove
that you are who you say you are.

And we will drop the warrant.

He said like there’s a warrant in
your mailbox right now, he went

out to his mailbox and there
was a very official looking form

that looks like a warrant
sitting there, freaked him out.

And he started paying money to these
people who he thought were the police.

Cost him, I forget how much money.

But of course, scams that hit the news
are always millions and millions of yen.

And it’s terrible because they’re
just taking advantage of this poor guy.

Who doesn’t really understand the system?

Well, Japan is going to digitize search and
arrest warrants to speed up the process.

So basically right now,
they have to go to a judge,

get a piece of paper, get
the judge to physically sign

the piece of paper, go back, and
then they can execute the warrant.

Now this, again, is information
that people need to know.

Because the concern for
me is the digital warrant

means these scammer guys can just
start sending it out to anyone they want.

They can send it out to whoever
with the claim that this is a real warrant.

So once they get a look at
what these warrants actually

look like, yeah, I think
what’s going to happen

is once people
actually start finding out

that warrants are
digitized, these scam guys

are going to start sending out
more because it’s a lot easier

than taking a physical piece of paper and
putting someone’s mailbox is a lot of box.

Taking a piece of paper and putting it
in someone’s mailbox is a lot more work.

Although I would actually
say a lot more convincing.

If you sent me a digital
warrant from my arrest

saying I had to pay money, I
think I would probably ignore it

and I bet is a very good chance it goes
direct to spam so I never actually see it.

If I went outside and there
was an actual piece of paper

in my mailbox, I would be actually
more likely to take that seriously.

So maybe the scammers
will be continued doing

like, oh, people actually
like check their mail.

These are the people we want to abuse.

These are the old people who don’t know
that arrest warrants have been digitized.

This is all just to make it for
more efficient for the police.

I’m just seeing like connecting to
last week’s story to this week’s story.

It seems like there is the
potential for an exploitation

there and I’m just waiting
to see if that comes about.

They are also going to allow
evidence to be digitized as well.

So basically you don’t
need the physical evidence.

The picture of the evidence is
going to be fine in many cases.

This is probably mostly talking
about documents and whatnot.

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South Korean police and Seoul have
asked Japanese woman to turn herself in.

After forcibly kissing gin from
BTS, this happened on March 1st.

Now there was a bunch of
stories and the as I looked

for more details, the title
of the story changed slightly

but then the actual content
seems to be exactly the same.

This is a woman in her 50s.

She went to Seoul, South Korea.

So K-pop stars are very popular.

This guy, Jin, had done his
mandatory military service

that is necessary if
you’re South Korean man.

So he got out and then he rejoins
BTS and they decided to do an event.

It’s like a welcome back event
and then this is called for 1,000 fans.

I don’t know if they were
chosen or they had to pay money.

I’m assuming they had to pay a
lot of money but it is a hug event.

And I was like, already, I
don’t know who to blame here.

I don’t fully accept
who is fully responsible.

Because you’re putting these women who are
honestly just horny as hell for these men

in a situation where
they’re allowed to hug them

and you’re getting
angry that she kissed him.

Now the forcible kiss is not
acceptable but I can see how it happened.

Maybe that’s what I want to say.

So what happened is they
were having this hug event.

So I don’t know how it’s set up.

I don’t know how it works in Japan.

They have a lot of hand-shaked hands.

Hugging 1,000 people sounds
like a terrible time for the people.

I think engaging with a thousand
strangers is already off putting enough.

Japan has hand-shake events and these are
already, I already think these are gross.

So basically you have usually
the like team pop star groups,

the idle groups and they line
up and then fans can pay money

or they have to have bought
so many CDs and then they get

tickets or whatever and they go
up and they’re allowed to shake

the girl’s hand and often say something
to them and then they move along.

99% of these guys are fine.

Again, we’re talking
about thousands of people.

So a small percentage out of a thousand
people is still a big group of people.

Imagine how chapped your hands would be.

Well, the problem is a
story and this is an old story.

This is like a decade old was it was AKB48

and these girls are like
honestly like 14, 15 years old.

This guy walks up and he shakes her hand

and he says I masturbated
to you this morning

using this hand as
they were shaking hands.

And I remember the picture of the girl.

She was disgusted and as a
father, I would have freaked out

and this is why like when my
daughter showed any interest

in like, oh, I want to
be in like the magazines

or I want to do a pop
group or whatever.

I was just like, no, absolutely not.

And it seems very restrictive and
awful but it was just me being protective

because I understand the desire
to go out and do entertainment.

I mean, I do this podcast.

I understand the desire to go out
and like share things with the world.

Like I get it, but also I
understand that for a young woman

in entertainment, everyone
around you is a leech.

Like the fans are, the producers are.

I’m just thinking everybody’s gross.

We had that thing last year with Johnny’s

where we found out
like for the last 30

years, they’ve been
abusing all the boy bands.

Like for me, it is just a rampant
aspect of pop culture in Japan

and I’m assuming other
Asian countries as well.

I mean, I’m assuming there’s forms
of abuse across all forms of media.

It’s usually I would say financial
but clearly in Japan is sexual.

So, but that was a huge tangent just ’cause
it’s something I actually remembered.

So you have this event.

This guy, he’s done his
two years military service.

So these fans are desperate and they’re
the ones who are willing to pay money

or do whatever they need to do to
become one of those chosen 1,000

and they get to go up and I assume say
something to the guy and then hug him.

Now I don’t know what
the rules are on the hug.

I actually tried to look it up
because I bet there were rules.

I bet there was like no grab and ass.

There was no like cupping heads.

There was no like
leaning and kind of stuff.

I’m gonna guess, this is not factual,

but I’m gonna guess you
were allowed to like put

your head on his chest and
he put his arms around you

and you were probably
supposed to keep your arms down.

Like I’m gonna guess that
was something like that.

Maybe not that exactly, but I’m
betting there were rules in place like that

to make sure that the women didn’t
get too excited about touching this guy.

Who is a dream come
true as far as their concern?

So this woman, she’s
in her 50s, she’s hugging

this guy, he’s in his
30s, she kisses his neck.

So her face, I’m gonna
go, that’s just again,

assumption, height wise,
she’s around neck level,

she just leaned in and
just gave him a little kiss.

I don’t know how hard it
was or how gross it was,

but the reason this came
to light is they took pictures

of his face immediately
after he had his neck kissed

unconcentrally,
non-concentrally, non-concentrally.

So he had been kissed on
the neck non-concentrally

by this woman and
then he made a face

and that face made rounds on the internet
in Korea and it became kind of a meme.

I was trying to find the
picture, but I think it’s in Korean

and I’m not able to suss
out enough to actually,

I bet I should just
try a little harder.

Maybe by the time I actually
published this, I’ll have a chance.

Now in Korea,
something I learned very

recently was Johnny
Somali being over in Korea.

You don’t actually necessarily file
complaints with the police on your own behalf.

Other people can do that for you.

So people were filing complaints on
behalf of others for Johnny Somali.

So this is something that can happen.

If I see a crime, I can go and
file a complaint amongst the crime.

So because this was a
picture that was put on the

internet and everyone saw
it, people started sending

in complaints to the police that this
woman sexually assaulted this man.

Friends of BTS filed complaints
via a government petition site.

So I don’t think they even
had to go to the police.

They just saw a picture on the internet,
swap browser windows, maybe made a new tab,

went to this other thing and
started lodging complaints.

So a thousand or a couple
thousand of them later,

the police are like, okay, let’s put out a
request for this woman to turn herself in.

She has not turned herself in,
but they did find out who she is.

She has a blog and on her blog, she wrote,

“My lips touched his
neck, his skin was very soft.

” So I’m waiting to see now
because they have her name.

If she’s returned to Japan, she’s
already gone through immigration,

but if she actually tries
to go back to Korea,

because obviously a big
BTS fan, big fan of Korea and

wants to go do these things,
she’s not going to be able to,

because she’s not going
to be able to get through

customs, because she’ll
get arrested in customs.

So it’ll be really interesting
to see if she a turns herself in,

admits her mistake or gives
into the charges that have been

laid out in front of her, or if
she just tries to hide away,

but then that denies herself the
opportunity to see BTS again in Korea.

I’m most interested to see
if this woman turns herself in,

or tries to pay the
price for what she’s done.

Three teens, so a
15-year-old, a 16-year-old and a

14-year-old, they’re all
from different prefecture.

So I was like, first, how do
these kids know each other?

Like, how do three teenagers from
different prefectures know each other?

And I realized, of course, it’s
internet gaming of some sort.

Well, it’s actually kind
of worse than that.

It was online gambling is how
these three kids met each other.

And of course, gambling is
essentially illegal in Japan.

So what kind of online gambling,
they’re not actually clear about.

But the fact that these
teens are doing online gambling

shows they’re already
sort of a criminal bent,

or they’re naughty boys,
they’re trying to do bad things.

They met through online gambling,
and between May and August last year,

used a program to try and log
in to Rakuten mobile phone lines.

Accounts. So basically Rakuten is just
one of the big mobile carriers in Japan.

And they had paid for 3.2
billion login account numbers.

So they had just on a big
database on one of their computers,

and they basically
tried to force their way

in and every account
that they could get into,

they could take over account
or try to resell that account.

They used chat TBT to
help write a program to make

their brute force login
process more effective.

So this is, you got now, kids, teens who
are using AI to help them commit crimes.

And I mean, these guys are young,

which means they haven’t even
developed their skills yet, really.

But I mean, who am I talking about?
Like 15, 16, 17 year olds.

Those are the ones who are
really good with computers.

They’re the best ones with computers.

It seems like one kid
was the mastermind and

the other two were kind
of the computer guys.

One kid, the main, the ringleader was like,
I did this to get clout on social media.

I wanted people on social
media to know that I had got

X amount of phone numbers and lines and
accounts, and I was selling to other people.

So this was for internet fame.

The other two kids.

15 year olds are trashed with computers.

Depends on the kids though.

I actually understand what you’re saying.

Because the average kid isn’t
learning programming and stuff.

They’re just in taking like a TikTok.

So they know how to use
TikTok interface really well.

So if I don’t know how to do
something on let’s say a TikTok program,

I asked my kids and they
just find it instinctually.

They know how interfaces
work slightly better than I do.

But yeah, if you’re talking
about actual programming,

the average kid is garbage because
they’re not actually engaging with it.

They don’t have to figure anything
out because all that’s done for them.

But the kid who is into it, he’s
amazing at it, which is a bit freaky.

So I agree with what
you’re saying to a degree.

Interesting development
in my job because I meet

a lot of sort of younger
people who are just

out of university and
they come to Japan.

And I’ve realized, and it’s not, I
don’t think it’s a criticism of them.

None of them have watches anymore
because they all use their phone.

And it’s just, I was like, of course,
why would you have watches now?

Because you ask them,
do you have a watch

because they need to
use a watch when they’re

like keeping time and whatnot because we
don’t want people using their cell phones

because it looks like you’re waiting
for a phone call or it’s kind of rude.

It has sort of like a negative feeling
for the average Japanese person.

If you want people using
their cell phones as a timepiece.

But the average person,
younger person, let’s

say in their mid 20s,
has never had a watch.

And it’s never going to have a
watch unless you force them to.

And I was like, ah, of course not, which
is a little freaky, but, and then I’m old.

And of course, having said
that, I am a bit of a watch fan.

I have about seven or eight watches.

This is the one my most
recent one that I wear the most.

It’s an analog watch.

It has complications
and all that other stuff.

But they’ll borrow
my watch the one I’m

wearing for whatever they’re doing
so they can, you know, do their work.

And then they just look at it and you
can tell they can’t tell what time it is.

Like they don’t know
what they’re looking at.

And then because mine are always
so complicated with multiple dials.

Like this one has the three
dials that has a second hand.

It has a timer and stuff like that.

They have no idea what they’re looking at.

And it’s just too many things on the watch.

But I actually like all the complications.

I like all that extra stuff to make
the watches more appealing to me.

It’s a nice watch.

That’s actually, it is a very nice watch.

Thank you.

It’s the T-So C-Star.

And the reason I like it, it’s
got the Pepsi sort of style dial,

which is actually a Rolex thing, but
it’s just how people refer to it now.

It has, it’s a mechanical watch.

So, you know, it does the
move it around and it’ll, it’ll wind.

But it has a 72 hour power save.

So it means if I don’t
wear this for the weekend,

it still runs, so you don’t
have to wear it every single day.

That to me was the big selling feature.

But anyways, back to these kids.

They made 7.5 million
yen in crypto selling these,

these, uh, phone lines,
these phone accounts.

The 15 year old said he wanted
to gain attention in social media.

And the other two said they wanted money.

We’ve done multiple stories
about how prisoners are treated.

We had a guy who was being
held by the police hadn’t been

fully arrested yet, but he
was being held in Japan again.

They can hold you for up to a
month without actually charging you.

And this guy’s lawyer gave him
a t-shirt and the teacher said,

“I am not answering
any questions.

” And the police took that t-shirt
away saying it was dangerous.

And then the lawyers like, look,
the words are not dangerous.

I just wanted to really remind my client
that he was just answering your questions.

And there was a lot
of back and forth there.

People being held by the police
in Japan are not treated well.

Now, you could take a very hard line
and say, well, they’re suspected criminals.

Why would we treat them well?

But this is the case where they’re supposed
to be innocent until proven guilty.

So you should treat them
with a certain amount of respect.

Maybe you have the idea
that prison is punishment.

Then yes, absolutely go
ape-shit on them when

they’re in prison because
they’ve been proven guilty.

I don’t necessarily believe that.

I personally think there is
still the big question of prison

being rehabilitation and/or
punishment because it can’t be both.

But that’s a whole other thing.

I can tell you that in
Japan, prison is punishment.

It’s not designed to rehabilitate you.

It’s not designed to make you better.

It is punishment.

Prison, they don’t use heaters.

They don’t use cooler.

So the summer’s hot
and the winter’s freezing.

My understanding is they don’t
give you enough food and stuff.

It sounds like going to jail in
Japan is a pretty awful thing.

They’ve had another problem.

They had a guy and he was in prison.

So he has been proven guilty.

He is in prison and he asked
his friend to bring him some books.

These were tattoo
designs in a coloring book.

And what he wanted to
do was just look at the

designs because he was very interested in
design and images before he was arrested.

They don’t actually say
what he was arrested for.

He had it taken away and the police took
this coloring book away because they said

the desire to look at
these designs promoted

anti-social behavior
because criminals in Japan

have tattoos and if you
admire the tattoos then

you will learn to admire
the criminals and that

is anti-social behavior and
we don’t want that in our prison.

But viewing original
designs of tattoos which

symbolize anti-social groups could
foster admiration for such organizations.

The tattoo book he was looking at had birds
and unicorns and was very fashion-oriented.

So there is the yakuza tattoo.

The yakuza tattoo, the
cliche one would be a big

dragon or a big demon on your back
covers your whole back that whole thing.

There is a style of tattoo that
is connected with the yakuza.

I’ve played a lot of the
yakuza video games and

everyone has a unique and
very beautiful tattoo in it.

They always rip
off their shirt in an

impossible way which
I’ve always really enjoyed.

But they always rip off
their shirt so you can see the

big tattoo it’s a big reveal
what tattoo they have.

A gold koi?

Yes, that’s one of the main character.

Kiritu’s friends actually had a koi.

I think it was in Qwami
but I want to get into that.

I’m going to get into which
character has what tattoo in that game.

But there are set of cliches but
there is certainly a style connected to it.

I can guarantee at
this point that there has

never been a yakuza who
came out with a unicorn’s

tattoo which honestly I
think would be awesome

if you got a unicorn
tattoo in the style of the

yakuza tattoos like coming out of a big
wave a big unicorn would be awesome.

But again birds tattoos
these are no normal things.

They are ripping their
shirts because it’s always

a button down that
gets thrown to the right.

I know it’s too much I love it.

Sometimes they rip off their entire jacket
and shirt and stuff all at the same time.

I just think they’re so
strong that they just

rip off everything that’s on their body
because they’re awesome men and I love them.

The point is these were not yakuza tattoos.

These were fashion oriented tattoos and
his desire was to study this while he was

in prison and then no no
it is not breakaway clothes.

They are so physically strong their
hands are so powerful they just rip it off.

If I can’t do it right now with my
jacket because I am not that strong.

I am not the yakuza
video game level strong.

I refuse to accept what you’ve just said.

They are ripping clothes that
were made by tailors yesterday.

This other tangent I’ve
always wanted to do this.

I think I saw the thing
on this on the internet.

I’ve always wanted to
wear a suit and then go and

do some wrestling and fighting
and see how the suit holds up.

I do an MMA match with
a suit on because you

know you see John Wick
and stuff and they have

their magic suits that
are bulletproof and stuff

but how would a suit
actually hold up in a real

fight is a very interesting
question and so like

an MMA fight where
people are actually wearing

normal clothes and fighting
to see how the clothes

hold up not necessarily
the winner loser or

the fight would be really interesting to
me but now we’ve gotten off on a tangent.

This is this guy.

A well tailored suit
would hold up pretty well.

Stop it you’re going
to kill me because I

really want to talk about that
as well but I go to the podcast.

A t-shirt would rip.

It depends on the quality t-shirt.

I have a t-shirt.

Fuck you.

I have a t-shirt in my closet
that is like double thickness.

I actually don’t think I could rip it.

I think a normal t-shirt I actually
physically am strong enough to rip.

I know like Hulk Hogan you know
big fan of everything he’s ever done.

He pre-rips it so he
can pull it off because the

collar is the hard part
so you have to cut the

collar a bit but I have
a t-shirt and I didn’t

know it was industrial
strength when I got it but

anyways the coloring book he
bought was not yakuza tattoos.

It was fashion, stylish,
different styles, different

pictures so that he
could get sort of a broad

range so that he when
he was released from

prison his goal was to
become a tattoo artist.

He thought oh here’s something
that I’m interested in design art.

I could do this.

I could do art on bodies.

It would be really cool.

He has no intent to
actually like support

these organizations
that they’re talking about.

So this is another case
where the police will

just saw something
they don’t like tattoos so

they’ve decided to like extrapolate from
the tattoos something of their own morality

and now they’re saying
like this is maybe a

human right violation
because you’re basically

denying this guy the
ability to study to do

something to improve
himself once he leaves prison.

Two people go to a
ramen shop great they go to

a very top rated ramen
shop that’s even better.

They apparently didn’t
have a great experience and

I think it was one of
those things where if you

go to a top rated ramen
shop your expectations

are much higher so if it doesn’t meet
your expectations that it’s going to you’re

going to give like a
particularly low score.

So since you have
these high expectations if

you don’t have the
awesome experience that you

expect you’re going to
give it a really low score.

The owner of the ramen
restaurant saw the reviews

and seems to have had a
very interesting reaction.

He went to social media
and he said I saw your

post and you seem a bit
weird. So that’s already

like not a great way to
start your counter argument

to the people who have
given you a bad review.

We try not to treat people like
you as customers so it’s fine.

So he’s saying like I don’t
care if you don’t come back your

piece of shit anyways but you
should probably avoid eating out.

Someday someone
like you will get screwed.

I don’t care. Just come
correct. Just come directly.

I’ll deal with you. So
that’s a veiled thread.

Now he hasn’t said I’m going
to beat you up or anything

but he’s already implying
like if you come back

to my restaurant I
personally am going to take

care of you in the sort
of the traditional take

you out kind of way. But
then he continues to make

it really clear. We run a
planned business so if you

get in our way we’ll get
in the way of yours too.

He’s like you cause me trouble.
I’m going to cause you trouble.

The only thing he
can do is come back

he continued and he said like
basically I want to kill this guy.

The only thing he can do is come back eat
again and write a good review with a photo.

So he’s saying like if
you want to make up for

this if you don’t want
me to track you down and

kill you you need to come
back you need to come

back give a good review
take a picture add that

to your review and then maybe I’ll for
you but otherwise I will not forgive you.

Not even for the safety of his
family. If he does that he’ll be

killed right away. This
kid is so scared he’ll

really do it so he’d better
just come back and eat.

So this is he’s kind
of flip flopping back and

forth and what he wants.
He’s basically saying

don’t go out to eat. I
don’t care you’re about

your opinion but at the
same time you should

come back eat the food again
and give us a really good review.

I’ll kill you but I’m
not going to kill you.

I’ll forgive you but
I won’t forgive you.

The guy clearly
has just lost it.

The owner asked social
media users to give him

any information they had
on the two men who left

negative reviews offering
them 100,000 yen if

they had useful knowledge
for their whereabouts.

I’m pretty sure
everything the owner of the

restaurant just said is
illegal. I don’t think you’re

allowed to threaten
people’s lives.

I’m pretty sure that we’ve
actually done that story before.

I’m pretty sure you’re
not allowed to offer money

to track people down.
I think that’s going to

be some form of harassment
or stalking or something like that.

I think maybe just
maybe the owner of

this restaurant has made a bit of a
mistake and maybe crossed some lines.

So now we have our last
story of the day and our

last story of the day is of
course an older gentleman

doing something absolutely
insane because that’s

apparently what older
gentleman do in Japan.

A man 61 so he’s passed our 50 year old
threshold for crazy behavior so he’s really

I guess maybe
just a late bloomer.

He decided it would be a
really good idea to throw

burning paper through
the window of an apartment

building so he had two
things of papery set on

fire and he threw
them into an apartment.

It says through a window
which I have to assume was

open but it’s also winter
time so I’m a little torn on that.

I was trying to find more information
to see like when this actually happened.

I know it was June 9th.
I actually did find when it

happened because I do
sort of do my job sometimes.

June 9th 2024 he walked
by a house in apartment

building and he threw
two burning papers so I’m

assuming balldups set
on fire. They didn’t get

into specifics of that and
threw them into the house.

So I’m going to guess
that the window was open.

I don’t actually know
that for sure but they

say through the window
the only way that would

really work was there
was no it’s actually weird

that there was no like
mesh on the window to keep

bugs out but maybe
he broke that first.

There’s a lot of scant details
to the first part of the story.

What we do know is
he threw burning stuff

into an apartment building.
Would you be surprised

that he ended up
accidently setting the entire

apartment building on fire.
Nine units were destroyed.

A 48 year old woman on
the second floor actually

died as a result of
oxygen asphyxiation.

He set the fire because he
had feelings for a female resident.

Now his plan was
he was going to set

the fire and then rescue
the female resident that he

was attracted to. But he
set the fire and then the

fire got into hand really
fast and he says the

fire was bigger than I
anticipated and I couldn’t

handle it so he ran
away. There are so many

problems with this but
to me the biggest one with

his plan not with like
again committing these

kind of crimes and arson
and whatnot and actually

killing someone is that the
woman he wanted to save

was not even home. So
his plan was based on I’m

going to set a fire and
then when this woman is

in trouble I’m going to
save this woman and then

she’s going to see me as a
hero and then fall in love with me.

He didn’t take the time to check if
she was home first before he set the fire.

So now he’s being arrested
for arson and murder

and I just got to wonder how he got to this
point in his life where he thought this

was actually going to work out.

Warrant Scam

(upbeat music)

Survey was done about work.

A lot of surveys about
work, a lot of people work.

Pretty much everybody works, socks.

Only the most interesting part
of the current work situation

is the change in attitude,
specifically in Japan.

Japan is known as a very
hard working work culture.

They work the long hours.

You have to stay later than your boss.

There’s a lot of rules and stuff
that go with working in Japan.

This is changing.

And I’ve said that there’s
going to be really big

changes in Japan over
the next two generations.

Because the generation that’s coming up
now that’s going to be replacing the bosses

and replacing the politicians and stuff,
they have a wildly different attitude.

And the generation that
follows them that sees that there

can be change, I think is
going to make massive changes.

Currently, only 20% of workers
say they want to become managers.

So 20% of people in a company who just work
like office, staff, different positions,

most of them, 80% don’t
want to become managers.

They don’t want that responsibility.

They don’t want to move up in the company.

They want to do this because
they think it’s more important

to maintain a good home work life
balance as in prioritizing the home part.

The quality of their
personal life is now just

more important than
their actual work life.

They were working to
live and not living to work,

which is the exact opposite of the
post-war Japanese attitude towards work.

It was about work work work.

And this is we’re going to rebuild Japan.

They rebuilt Japan.

They had the bubble.

They had the 80s when Japan was super rich.

And everyone was throwing money around

and they thought, oh,
this is going to last forever.

It didn’t.

Then they went into a recession.

There were sessions
been like 30, 40 years now.

And they’re slowly clawing their way out,

but they’re also not because Japan’s not
state competitive, declining birth rate.

All these other issues
come into play later.

But right now, what younger
people and people who are not

in managerial positions
are prioritizing is

themselves, which is a very
interesting shift in Japan.

They did find that management
style drastically impacted

whether or not people
wanted to become managers.

So if, of course, everyone
prefers if your manager is

trying to create a positive
team working team building

atmosphere, they’re trying to
make it a good place to work.

They’re trying to make you happy.

They’re trying to make
work a good place to be,

which is exactly what
these people are saying.

Like I’m working.

It’s not the most important thing in
my life, but I’ll do it because I have to.

But if I can work in a place
that’s nice, I’ll be extra happy.

That’s even better.

We did the story it was
last week about the company

that let you take mornings off if you
were hung over and let you drink at work.

And like basically like we
pay minimum wage, we pay shit.

And we have almost zero turnover
because people love working here.

So money has become less the priority

and more I want to happy
life has become a much

bigger priority for the
average Japanese person.

That story from last week about the company

that pays really low
wages and lets you drink

at work is a unique
entity in the world.

But this, most people don’t
want to become managers.

They don’t have that
sort of ambition anymore.

That shows a whole mental shift of
most of the people who live in Japan.

If you have a good boss though, so the 20%
who did say they want to become managers,

a lot of them said the reason
they wanted to become a managers

because they had a good boss
and that boss treated them well

and they would like to
then move up into that

position and maybe do
that for someone else.

(upbeat music)

Man’s in a food court.

He’s having lunch of course with his lunch.

I’m gonna go ahead and assume
this is an old Japanese man.

Just from the next
sentence, he was smoking.

So Japan like most countries
are making most areas smoke-free.

If you’re in a big city, if
you’re in a company or

something, there’s basically
no smoking areas left.

When I came to Japan, smoking
was still pretty common on the streets.

It’s now a lot of streets
are actually making it.

Like you can be fine for
smoking on the streets.

A lot of buildings had a
smoking room or a smoking area

that was enclosed and
man, they were disgusting.

They’re getting used less and less.

So smoking is becoming less common,

which again, this is why I think
this might be an older dude.

Of course, because he’s
in a mall, public place,

no smoking, staff walk up to him
and say, “Hey, please, don’t smoke.

“Could you put
out your cigarette?

” That kind of thing.

He decides the most appropriate
response to that request.

Very reasonable request
is this is where I do a quiz.

If I had done any sort of
prep, which I have not done,

February’s been a shambles for me.

I was gonna be just put
that out there right now.

Maybe I should put a personal
report at the end of the episode.

So if you actually want
to know about my life

and complain to whatnot,
you could listen to after the

end song, but I’m trying
to keep it out of the show.

It’s just weird ’cause it rolls
around in my head as I’m talking.

It’s actually easier to get it out
than to just pretend it’s not there.

But you know, pretending it’s not
there is how men deal with problems.

So let’s just keep doing that.

Staff ask him to stop.

So he pulls out a gun
and points it to the staff.

Now, here’s a question.

Guns are pretty hard to come by in Japan.

That is true.

This gentleman had a gun-shaped lighter.

So he thought, ah, I have a thing
that looks like a gun on my pocket.

He pulls out a gun and points it to the
staff and tells them to leave him alone.

The staff then sort of
does leave him alone.

They certainly do leave.

They of course immediately
go and call the police.

Having a gun pointed at you in
Japan is gonna be particularly weird

because you’ve probably
never seen a gun before.

Like I’ve seen in Japan guns on the
holsters of police officers on occasion.

Like most cops don’t actually carry guns.

Some of them do.

So it’s an unusual thing to see.

This, of course, then led to the police
showing up and he was arrested immediately.

He did do the smart thing in remain silent.

So if we’re gonna give
our criminal advice section,

he followed the advice that had
been given in previous episodes.

He did not talk to the police.

He just stayed silent and
it turns out he was drunk.

There have been a spate of heists,

crimes involving food.

I know there was an egg heist in America.

I actually wanna look into that.

There was the really famous
maple syrup heist in Canada.

Like a tanker truck of
maple syrup was taken away

and disappeared, probably
just taken into Vermont

and then sold as Vermont
maple syrup, that kind of stuff.

There was a high egg
heist recently and I wanted

to look into that story
but have been very busy.

In Japan, this is not a heist per se
but it kind of fell into the same thing.

Like food now is becoming
a valuable commodity

and people are stealing or committing
crimes based around food more often.

Three people were arrested
because they had 240 million

yen’s worth of Wagyu beef bound for
Cambodia that they rerouted to Hong Kong.

So that is 30 tons of frozen
beef that was supposed

to go to Cambodia is what
they wrote on all the forms.

When it got out to see,
they took a left turn.

Let’s see if we put down my left turn.

Maybe I’ll do like a 380.

I immediately actually started
looking at a map of my brain

and to see which way you
would actually have to turn

if you were heading towards Cambodia
and then turned to go to Hong Kong.

30 tons of frozen beef sent
that they put on the forms

was gonna go to Cambodia,
they rerouted it to Hong Kong.

Why did they do this?

Because the inspections
for beef going to Cambodia

are lower and more lenient
than those going to Hong Kong.

So they could save money on inspections
and send them meat to Hong Kong.

So this was essentially
going to be not only

Wagyu beef, it was going
to be a legal Wagyu beef,

which I would actually
guess is particularly delicious.

And that got me into the
sort of the scam frame of mind.

So I really, I found this
one very interesting.

We’ve actually mentioned this before in a
previous episode, the arrest warrant scam.

There are a lot of scams
targeting older people in Japan

using technology and stuff that
they don’t understand they’re

not comfortable with and this
causes them a lot of trouble

because it’s harder to see a
scam if it comes from a source

and you don’t know it well
enough to know it’s a scam.

I mean, that’s how what they do.

They prey on people who don’t know stuff.

So this is one that has come to
the forefront in the last little while.

It used to be, they have
the Japanese famous

for it was Ore Sagi,
Sagi, Sagi, Ore Ore Sagi.

I forget what it is.

Ore is me and Sagi is like, I’m
in trouble, help me kind of thing.

But the ideas they would
call up and just call up random

numbers and go, oh my
God, I’m in trouble, I need help.

Can you help me?

And they might throw in a
grandma or a grandpa in there

if a man or woman
answers that kind of thing.

And then there’s older person thinks

that their grandchild is in
trouble and needs money.

They would go direct to the ATM
and transfer money, that kind of thing.

Hoping that they set them into such a panic

that they start behaving
and acting on defensive

their grandchildren without
actually thinking it through.

So that was a scam.

I heard about it, man.

It was going on for years.

This is a new version
of that where you’re in

trouble and you need to
pay money to get out of it.

So that’s already the first thing.

If you are being approached
by someone and they’re saying,

you have to pay money
to get out of trouble.

That’s actually never how you get out
of trouble when it comes to legal systems.

You never give someone
money and make it go away.

You always have to go through a
process and then like a finance issued

and then a ticket is
issued or that kind of thing.

If you have an arrest
warrant, which is what this is,

this is the arrest warrant scam, you don’t
just pay the money and make it go away.

You have to go to court.

You have to talk to the police.

You have to go to the police
station and that kind of thing.

So this guy gets a call.

He’s about 70 years old and on
the phone, he says, I’m a police officer

and your phone number
has been used in a crime.

We’re going to suspend
its use in two hours.

Now, actually the first step
would be to wait two hours

and see if they actually
suspend its service.

If they don’t, these people’s clearly
don’t have the power they say they are.

But they are trying to put you into
a position where you start to panic.

He thought, oh, maybe my phone
number was part of a data breach

or something like that
and online scam and they’ve

taken my phone number
and they’ve used it in a crime.

And so now he’s starting to
feel like, oh man, maybe I will be

implicated in this even though
I haven’t done anything wrong.

Then they tell him an account
was opened in your name

in the Bank of Columbia in
Canada, which is not a real bank.

And you have received
10% from money laundering,

which makes you an
accomplice in this crime.

Now, he doesn’t know if
he’s actually received 10%

and that 10% may not be going
into his personal bank account.

But he’s hearing this
story, his phone number,

he’s getting the 10% he’s now a part
implicit in part of a crime implicated.

He’s now implicated in a crime.

He’s starting to panic even more.

The arrest warrant has
been delivered to you already.

So he goes out to his mailbox
and there’s an envelope in there

and in it has a very official looking
document that is an arrest warrant.

Now, as you’ve watched on television,

arrest warrants don’t
tend to be delivered by mail.

They tend to be delivered
by police officers who show up.

And the reason is most
arrest warrants are for criminals.

And criminals don’t tend
to get pieces of paper

and go, ha, this says I
need to turn myself in.

I better go turn myself in.

They go, ha, the police are looking for me.

I better head to ground now and hide
out so they can’t actually catch me.

So arrest warrants are delivered in a very
specific way for a very specific reason.

Of course, this older
gentleman doesn’t know this.

For all, he knows this is
how arrest warrants are given.

Because for all, he knows this is
how arrest warrants are delivered

because he’s not a criminal and he
doesn’t know how criminal things work.

He doesn’t know how arrest warrants work.

It said it was from the
Tokyo District Court.

The numbers he was getting
the calls from all had a plus one.

So they are out international numbers.

So he asked, why are the police calling me?

The Japanese police calling
me from international numbers.

And the police officer,
the defect detective

on the other side said,
we don’t use regular

numbers because this is
a top secret investigation.

In fact, you shouldn’t tell any other
police officers or financial institutions

because there may be
people working with them

on the criminal side
in those institutions.

So if you tell anybody,
then you’re going to

be implicated and they
might come after you.

So now they’re trying to show,
we’re trying to help you out, buddy.

We’re trying to make sure that
you don’t actually get in trouble

for this implicated 10%
money laundering you just did.

So don’t tell anyone, we will save you.

Then they tell him to prove his innocence,

he can transfer money to
a financial services agency.

And they’ll use that to confirm
the bank accounts and stuff.

And in that way, he can prove
his innocence and not actually end

up going to jail, not have to
worry about the arrest warrant.

A woman took over the phone.

So this is like a team of people
who are working on this scam.

And she tells him to go to the ATM.

She stays on the phone with him

and she walks him through
the steps of transfer money.

There’s a limit to only sending
200,000 yen a day from ATM in Japan.

And this is for this reason.

So many scams try to get you to empty out
your bank account as quickly as possible.

They try to put a limit on it.

So you can only transfer
so much money every day for,

again, this is sort of a
defensive against scams.

They badgered him to
transfer every single day.

They tried to get him to take money out

and then go to the counter
and transfer it that way.

So trying to do it different ways.

He’s got to get more money out.

And again, he’s in a panic.

It took him a few days before he’s like,
is this how police are going to talk to me?

Is this how, because they
are now on the side of like,

oh, you need to prove your
innocence or prove your innocence,

they wouldn’t be treating
me like a criminal anymore.

And so it took about a
week and he started to

realize, I don’t think
these are police anymore.

By that time, they
had already taken 3.

7 million yen from the guy.

Now they didn’t interview
with him and he was, of course,

very defeated and very
embarrassed and it’s a terrible thing.

But he said, I want, like,
I don’t watch the news.

I don’t watch a lot of TV.

I just, I’m retired.

I read a lot of books.

I’m sort of disconnected
from society in this way.

I didn’t know what this was real.

And there are other
people in similar situations.

I want them to know so
that they don’t get scammed.

And I think this is shining
the light on the scam

is one of the best things you
can do because it hopefully

will save someone else
from suffering the same fate.

Dating apps.

I’m of the generation before dating apps.

So I never have really used one, certainly.

I’ve never used one successfully.

I don’t think I would
be good at dating apps.

I can honestly say that.

Like I, I’m pretty good at
talking to people in real life.

Once I get comfortable,
now that I’m certainly not

trying to impress anybody, it’s actually
very easy for me to talk to anyone anytime.

I’m probably way more
charming now that I’m not trying,

trying back within when I
was younger and actually trying

way too hard and probably
looking like a huge idiot about it.

Dating apps were not my thing.

I’m certain I would
have been really bad at it.

This guy was meeting girls on dating apps.

And his thing was like, hey, why
don’t we train at my private gym?

That sounds pretty cool.

Give a private gym.

It means you’re pretty well off.

That’s pretty attractive.

I don’t know what the pictures are like.

Let’s just assume he looked
pretty good in his pictures.

Girls were saying like, OK, yeah,
let’s go train at your private gym now.

I’m going to go into dad mode
for a minute and go first date.

The word private should
not be involved in there.

It should only be a very public thing.

And as soon as he says, let’s go to my
private gym, I was like that suspicious.

That’s already very, very suspicious to me.

I don’t– I’m not
happy about that.

I don’t want anyone
to go to a private place

on their first date because
you don’t know this guy.

And that’s all it really comes down to.

Do a couple public dates.

Go get some ice cream.

I know it’s the opposite of
training, but it is certainly fun.

Go to a public gym.

That’s fine.

Do not go to a man’s claimed private gym.

When they would meet, he
would actually take them to a hotel.

I assume they mean a love hotel.

Now, second point.

I do not want a victim blame.

But if you look at a love hotel,
you are going to immediately

recognize that this does
not contain a private gym.

Do not go into that
building with the man who’s

clearly now lying to
you about this situation.

Like, hey, let’s go into my private gym
that just happens to be in this love hotel.

I’ll get us a room.

Rooms are usually done relatively
randomly on a computer or something.

Not that I would know.

I don’t know anything about a love hotel.

But you now know something’s up.

You now know he’s not being forthright.

You now know he’s not being honest.

You should now bail as soon as you can.

Just run away.

Then he took him to the love hotel.

He would say you’re my type and basically
trying to force himself himself on them.

One woman escaped.

Sometimes victim blaming is OK.

No, no.

Because it’s only a
not OK in this situation.

There is– OK.

If I can deal with that
statement, because I’m taking

information from the news, I’m
not getting all the information.

So I don’t know how
charming, how impressive.

We don’t even really know.

It said hotel.

It might have been a proper hotel
and it looked better, something like that.

I don’t know anything about it.

So I don’t want a victim
blame because that

actually takes me to the
territory of assumption.

And once I start assuming, that’s when I’m
going to make some incorrect statements.

If I knew all the information,
sometimes it is OK to victim blame.

I think I could agree with that.

But you need to have
all the information first.

We do have a lot of
dumb people in the world,

and they deserve to be blamed for
the things that go wrong in their life.

But if your date says,
let’s go to a private

gym and then takes
you to a public love hotel.

That’s sevens of it.

It’s diplomatic answer.

I try to be very honest
and engineers Japan.

And I try to give factual
information more than anything else.

And when I make assumptions
and stuff, I do try to say.

But yeah, it is diplomatic.

Because again, I don’t know.

Maybe it was convincing is the problem.

Like whenever we talk about
scams, it’s the same thing.

We talk about scams.

And it’s always like,
how did you believe that?

But the previous story, the whole point

was to set that guy into a
panic so he wouldn’t be thinking.

Scams are designed by people to create a
situation where you’re not thinking clearly.

And then you don’t
realize afterwards and

afterwards, yeah, it
is terribly embarrassing

to realize you just got scammed
out of a whole bunch of money.

He would say you’re my type.

And then he threw them on the bed.

One girl struggled and got away.

She went down the emergency
exit and called the police.

And he got arrested.

Last story, creepy, creepy guy.

He goes into a cafe locker room.

And he gets one of the staff
members’ keys and he copies the key.

And then he breaks into the woman’s house
and he goes through her underwear drawer.

Now you would think this is just
a regular underwear theft story.

I actually don’t do those very often anymore
because we did so many at the beginning.

It’s now just become
a repetition of this guy

steals a lot of underwear, which has nothing
interesting, I can say about it anymore.

This guy gets arrested when he’s arrested.

He goes, I didn’t intend
to steal the underwear.

I just wanted to know
what kind of underwear

she was wearing as if
that was somehow less

creepy than the actual
stealing of the underwear.

I think at any point, once
you’ve gone into someone’s house,

the level of creepiness,
what your intent is,

suddenly does not assuage how
awful everything you’re actually doing is.

I didn’t intend to steal.

I just wanted to know what
kind of underwear she wore.

He’d enter her, entered her
house or apartment 10 times.

Now, was he going in and
stealing underwear every time?

No, what he said was the room was very
clean and sunny and it was very comfortable.

So he’s actually just like to sit there.

So he basically was breaking
into this woman’s house

and just sitting there having
like a peaceful afternoon

apparently it would stay for like two
hours and watch like music shows on TV.

I just relax in this woman’s
house, which I actually

find almost creepier than
stealing the underwear.

I don’t know why.

It’s like someone coming and
just making themself at home

is so violating to the
sanctity of your home, I guess.

When the police arrested him, they
found he had 10 copies of other keys.

So they’re actually wondering
if maybe he’s been just

like moving around from house to house.

Has he actually been
sleeping in these houses?

These different things.

But they do know he’s been
getting keys, copying the keys

and spending a lot of time
in other people’s houses.

Please be careful.

Get 20 locks and put
them on your doors, please.

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Serial Squisher

(upbeat music)

This is a short one.

I thought I had my life
all organized, got sick

last week and that
deleted just an entire day.

And then of course there’s the
recuperation recovery time to get over it.

And then just suddenly it’s a
new week and you’re supposed to

be doing stuff again and you
haven’t done as much as you thought

you were gonna do and
I’m not gonna complain.

You don’t come here for that.

You come here for news about Japan
and that’s what I’m gonna deliver to you.

But again, I got the benefit of me
having gotten sick even just a little bit.

It’s that little rasp that
comes with the voice.

For those very few people I
know who have listened to this

when they go to sleep
because they’re just like,

I guess the monotone boring kind of things
I talk about and there’s no surprises here.

It’s all love.

You get that voice
for a day or two in 20

minutes, 30 minutes
as I just, you know what?

We’re switching to an ASMR podcast and
I’m just gonna talk about the new picture

in the background of my dog
Dave dressed up as a general.

I’m some kind of renaissance thing.

I don’t actually know what time
period that’s supposed to be.

You can’t see it if you’re
listening to the audio version.

So you just have to close
your eyes and imagine Dave.

Do you know what kind of dog Dave is?

Doesn’t matter.

He’s, you know, your dog of your dreams.

February 10th.

This was just one of those ones.

There’s, there’s regularly
we get the stories

of people getting arrested
over incredibly small crimes

or sums of money or
stuff because they escalate.

I don’t know if this
woman actually escalated,

which means I don’t
know if I fully agree

with her getting arrested
for this beyond just trying

to teach her a lesson that
she shouldn’t be doing this thing.

It seems like there’s a
lot of background here.

February 10th, a woman
goes into a convenience store.

Not a particularly weird thing to do.

What happens all the time?

Dozens of our stories start with
people going into convenience stores.

Millions of people going to
convenience stores every day.

And you don’t hear a word
about it because nothing happens

because they don’t do
something weird or stupid.

She was arrested for
destruction or property.

Now, the property she
destroyed was a single bun.

So what she did, she
picked up a pack of four buns

and she took one and she squeezed
it flat with her thumb and finger.

And, but because
the bread didn’t sort of

refluff, the owner of the
convenience store said,

I can’t resell this,
therefore you have to pay

for it or it’s a damaged
property or something.

The woman left the store so he
called the police and he had arrested.

The buns in total cost 181 yen.

So this is one of those things where it is.

Is it worth ruining your
life over a 200 yen crime?

Because you do have to involve the police.

You have to deal with the police.

There is a crime there.

No matter how small it is.

She claims I only pressed
it lightly in my hand

to see if it was firm, but he’s
saying it was squished flat.

Like you couldn’t squish it anymore.

This apparently was
not the first occurrence.

So that’s where my opinion
sort of starts to change.

Like, okay, I’ve probably
picked up a product in a grocery

store or something and maybe
squeezed it too hard by accident.

Now, I’ve never done it on purpose.

I can honestly say
that, but I probably have

ruined a couple products
by accident once or twice.

Maybe I drop something.

I’m sure something like that has
happened and I would apologize for it.

And if you want me to pay
for it, I’d probably just pay for it.

But it’s not consistent behavior.

This woman seems to come
into this convenience store

on a regular basis and squish
something and then walk out.

Maybe she buys something else, but
she’s got a thing for squishing bread.

Because this was not the first occurrence,

the owner was on the
lookout for the serial

squisher so that he
could have them arrested.

And have them arrested,
he did this woman again.

So we only have proof of
one crime worth 181 yen.

But we can assume she’s sort of a serial.

We can see that there’s
a pattern of behavior here.

She might not have realized
she was destroying the property.

So there is sort of a defense there that
she didn’t maybe realize what she was doing.

But that being said,

maybe it’s better to just
not squish anything at all.

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There’s a company called
Trust Ring Company in Osaka.

And they paint crap.

I mean, it’s just let’s just be straight.

They paint crap.

They paint up just slightly
above minimum wage.

And they do that, but
they’ve had zero turnover in

the last three years, which
seems almost impossible.

‘Cause even like good minimum wage drops,

the ones where you maybe like gas station
attendant where you just take money.

Like you don’t actually
have to fill up gas or anything.

You just sit in that little booth.

That probably has higher turnover.

Like you probably have people
leave more than every three years.

So why are they able to keep their staff?

It’s because of this weirdly,
this unusual benefits package.

And their benefit package
includes coming in late because

you’re hungover as a valid
excuse for coming in late.

So I go out and I’m drinking.

And I say, you know what?

I don’t feel good.

I’m still a little hungover.

I’m gonna sleep till
about 10, 11 o’clock today.

Then I’m gonna go in
and start work at noon.

I can call up the office and say,
“I’m taking my hangover leave.

” And the company’s gonna go,
“All right, please do that. Go ahead.

” They also allow
you to drink at work.

So they have beer on tap.

They offer other drinks,
which means you can be

at the office working
and having a drinker too.

And if you get too much during
the day or continue into the evening

and then you have a hangover
the next morning, you can take

a little extra time off or shift
your schedule later that day

and come in and start
the process all over again.

This is created.

Job satisfaction for the
people who work there.

The people who work there clearly,
they’re not there for the money.

They’re there because this is
a good environment to work in.

They’re there because they enjoy drinking.

They’re there because they’re
drinking as an acceptable behavior.

They’re there because
people do not give them

a hard time for going
out on Friday night

or Sunday night or whatever
day would impact their work week.

They can go out and do what they
want and their company is understanding.

So this weirdly demonstrates that
money is not the deciding factor.

‘Cause I have something to argue against.

Like you wanna keep
people, you gotta pay them.

But if you have, pay them
a ton of money and have a

really terrible work environment,
people are gonna leave.

If you pay them less money
but make it a great place to work,

a place where really they’re
happy to be where they

enjoy being every day,
they’re actually gonna stay.

The company says they are striving
to make a positive work environment.

They clearly understand
the people who work there.

They clearly understand
that giving them a certain

amount of flexibility will lead to them
having more satisfaction and staying longer.

And then they don’t even have to pay
them more than just above minimum wage.

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There seems to be a second wave of news and
streamers that have descended upon Japan.

They’re not making as big
a splash as Johnny Smalley.

Johnny Smalley has now moved
to Korea where he got in trouble.

And now he’s being held in perpetuity.

Who knows how long
he’s gonna be held there?

In perpetuity, he’s not the right word.

He’s in limbo, essentially.

They’ve taken away his passport
so he can’t leave the country.

So I’ve still been following that story

but I haven’t been talking
about it on an individual pen

because this would be Ninja
News career or something like that.

It’s a different country.

So it kind of doesn’t
fit except that it would

be a follow-up on a
story I’ve done in the past.

He’s gone.

So we’re not really worried about him.

In Hokkaido, there seems to
be a group or a whole bunch

of different sort of people
who follow in the same vein.

I wouldn’t say as bad, but they
spend their time getting drunk,

being loud, being difficult,
causing trouble for local people.

In Hokkaido, I don’t know
why Hokkaido specifically.

It is the winter.

So Hokkaido’s a kind of magical place.

It’s a very winter place.

They’ve got lots of
snow, that kind of stuff.

They’re probably going
there for events and stuff.

And that’s where they’re going
to get drunk and cause trouble.

Well, it seems they’ve gone
to a point where they are in

conflict with each other because
an Australian streamer who is 32

hit an Indian streamer who is 38 with a
selfie stick and apparently multiple times.

The police are looking into the history.

I can almost guarantee if
there’s multiple streamers

in an area and they’re
trying to create drama

and their nuisance streamers,
they’ve caused problems for each other

or they’ve worked together
and then had a falling out

or something like that,
there is some history there.

And it’s going to be well documented
because they stream everything they do.

The Indian streamer had cuts to his face.

The Australian streamer
defended himself by saying,

“I didn’t hit him
with a stick, it’s a lie.

” The interesting part I
do like about these defenses

is because, again, I’m
sitting outside of this.

I have no sort of, I have
no sort of stake in it.

So it’s very easy for me to
pick apart the statements.

He says, “I didn’t
hit him with a stick.

” That doesn’t mean
he didn’t hit him.

He means he didn’t hit him with a stick.

And he didn’t say, “I didn’t
hit him with a selfie stick.

” ‘Cause a selfie stick,
he might in his mind say,

“A stick in a selfie stick
or two different things.

” And he’s being
semantic about it.

It’s a lie.

It’s a lie he hit him with a stick,

but it isn’t a lie he
hit him and it might not

be a lie that he would
have a selfie stick.

He might have just hit him.

Might as a straight up punch the guy

and the guy is actually, “I
wonder if hitting someone

with a closed fist or hitting someone with
a thing, like a stick, if that’s worse.

” I’m sure it’s
probably just assault,

but assault with a weapon
can actually be worse.

I don’t know about that as far
as Japanese, the law is concerned.

The article I read said both
had disputes in the past,

but didn’t get into the
specifics of what they were.

I am honestly confused as to
why news and streamers exist.

Japan is going to very
soon just lock it down.

They’re gonna be like, “If
you’re streaming in public

“or we’re gonna make
streaming in public illegal,

“or if you’re streaming in public
and you cause a disturbance,

“that’s just gonna be immediate
crime, “you just get deported right away.

” There have had enough
experiences where they’re starting

to handle this and see it regularly, and
once it becomes a big enough nuisance,

Japan just makes a law about
it and closes it off altogether.

So then in no longer becomes an option,

and then Japan will be closed
two streamers in the future.

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A 43 year old man, a little
younger than our 50s losing

your mind theme of the
last few months, to be honest,

broke into a club room and stole
a variety of dance team uniforms.

He did this on two evenings,
a January 4th and 5th.

He broke into the club room.

So a lot of Japanese clubs
have their own room in a school.

That’s where you keep your stuff.

So you have like, the Judo
team might have a changing room.

Doug and I certainly gonna
have to tell me dojo area,

but they might have their own
place where they keep your stuff.

Judo guys, I mean, it’s just Judo students,
so they probably just hang them up.

Something with equipment.

If you have an American football team,

they’re gonna have a place
to store their equipment.

If you have a volleyball team, they’re
gonna have a place where they keep the balls

and then the net when it’s
not out and that kind of stuff.

The dance team’s gonna have
a place where it’s essentially

again another change room with lockers
and stuff where they keep their uniforms.

They might not be locked
though, ’cause the room is locked.

One morning, they came and discovered
a broken window in the club room.

The man was the rest, they
didn’t say how they found him.

I don’t know if there was
a lot of security footage

or something, but they
figured out who it was.

They arrested him.

He said, “There is no doubt I stole
them, but I did not break the window.

” Which again, led me to
believe like, is there a question

of is breaking the window
making your crime worse?

Like, you’re being arrested for theft.

You’re all clearly
entered is not breaking the

window enough of a
difference to the actual crime.

Like, there’s a lot of
people when they get

arrested for murder
in Japan, they go like,

I did not intend to kill
because that intense might

will change how much
the punishment would be.

But in this case, I’m wondering if
that would make any difference at all.

Like, someone else broke the window.

I used that opportunity to
get in and steal these uniforms.

Police then, of course, searched his house.

And when they went to his house,
they found, what would you expect?

More uniforms.

And our last story, and
therefore our grossest story

of the day, that had to make us very sure.

When I did want to get an episode out,

I’m trying to be consistent,
at least about releasing

episodes just so that I don’t lose
the habit of doing it every week.

I’m trying to reorganize
so much stuff right now.

It’s a bit insane.

You don’t want to hear about it.

I keep forgetting that people
don’t want to hear about it.

They just want the news.

I used to hate channels
that would come on and

be like, hey, I haven’t
posted for so long.

Here’s why.

And then they don’t
post anything ever again.

I get it.

Your life has changed
or something’s happened.

Yeah, you don’t want the updates.

You just either want the contents or not.

I got to get that straight in my head.

It’s because I feel bad about not
doing everything I wanted to do.

And then I feel like I’ve let
you down the viewer or listener.

And I haven’t because
you get in an episode.

Screw you for being so selfish.

You should care about me a little more.

See how quickly you can turn that around
if you’re actually like follow the logic.

A senior stock exchange official.

So he’s in his 60s.

So he’s beyond our 50s
range for losing your mind.

So maybe he was holding it in for the whole
time, which is how he lost it this time.

He was arrested for attempting
to take up skirt photos

of two 17-year-old girls sitting
across from him on the train.

So he’s sitting on a bench.

They’re sitting on a bench
on the other side of the train.

They’re facing each other.

He’s like, ah, they’re school girls.

Probably wearing high school uniforms.

They’re skirts.

I’m going to assume we’re pretty short.

So that’s how he thought.

I’ll maybe I’ll be able to get an
up skirt photo of these two ladies.

I don’t know why, man.

This is the bit that got me the most.

He used a tablet.

So a lot of these guys, when they

do up skirt photos, they
have these tiny, tiny cameras.

They put on top of their
shoe, and it’s almost impossible

to see, or they’ll take
like their cell phone,

and they’ll try to
like on an escalator,

try to get it going up
to skirt at the right angle.

That kind of thing has
a level of subtlety to it.

This guy is on a tablet.

And I don’t think you can pull out a
tablet and aim it up someone’s skirt.

Like even if they’re sitting or standing,
subtly enough that people wouldn’t notice.

Weirdly, that’s not what
the girls say happened.

They say they heard the shutter
sound and reported to the staff.

So I’m sure they heard the
shutter sound turn around.

Saw an old man with a tablet out.

And we’re like, I think that guy
might be trying to take pictures of us.

They went and reported to the staff.

Staff called the police.

Police picked the guy up
when he gets off the train.

His defense is, I only took pictures
of their feet as if that was better.

No, I saw two versions of this story.

And this is an interesting
translation note,

because what he says is I
only took pictures of their ashi.

Ashi can be either feet or legs.

Because it’s really just the
lower limb is all it really refers to.

So the first article said feet.

And I think that writer is like, well,

I’m going to translate this to
be the creepiest version of it.

And somehow, foot fetishists are creepier
than people who take up skirt photos.

But of course, he’s probably
doing both, who knows.

Maybe he was taking picture of their feet.

Maybe he was trying to get up skirt photos.

Either way, he shouldn’t
be taking pictures of people.

I think that’s pretty much set.

The second article I read
with the same information

translated that last
sentence is translated

that last sentence as, I only
took pictures of their legs.

Still bad.

I mean, there’s, again,
not much of a defense,

but it’s interesting when
you get into translation,

when you get into articles written
from one language to another language.

There are some decisions
the translator makes

that will definitely influence
the feeling of the reader.

And it’s something to be very aware of.

Should you be reading
news from other countries

or even the news
from your own country,

that language choice,
the images that go with it,

the things those are
definitely chosen to paint a

picture for you as the person
in taking the information.

And something you should be very aware of.

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Not a viable solution to a three yen problem

(upbeat music)

Two private arrest
YouTubers were arrested,

which I believe is
the definition of irony.

Private arrest YouTubers,
these are people who,

we’ve done an extraordinary
couple of these guys in the past.

And what they would generally
do is try to find someone

committing a crime, and then
tackle them and make a really

dramatic arrest, or they
would berate them and stuff.

But then of course, that
relies on you, happenstance

coming across a crime,
particularly a hard thing to do.

So what you need to do then is start
manufacturing crimes that you can then catch.

So they would generally
try to do predators and stuff.

We had the guy who was last week or
two weeks ago, who was like luring people,

pretending to be like a high
school girl on some kind of app,

and then when they
would arrive, he’d be like,

you’re a bad person,
give me 300,000 yen.

That’s not the same.

‘Cause he’s just trying
to extort people for money.

This is, I want to arrest
you for the content.

I want to tackle you to the
ground, and hopefully wrestle in fight,

because that’s actually
probably what they’re looking for,

’cause that’s really
traumatic YouTube viewing.

And then I still have
the moral high ground,

and then they take them to the
police box and get them arrested.

They pretended to be a
woman, so these are two guys.

They pretended to be a woman online and
asked a man to bring them methamphetamines.

So you can see there’s a
couple of problems there.

This is, yeah, again,
I’m sort of in this

place where I’m like,
how do I contact a lawyer

who’d be willing to talk
to me about these issues?

‘Cause I want to know what
aspects of this are illegal.

So there’s pretending to be someone
online seems like a low level fraud.

Asking for methamphetamines
seems like an illegal act in itself.

Yeah, they haven’t bought them or anything.

They’re just like, hey,
bring them to this place.

But soliciting drugs is
probably a crime in Japan.

Drug crimes are very serious in Japan,

so you got to take every
aspect of it very seriously.

Lying to the guy, I think
is probably the crime,

but that’s again, pretending
to be a woman in stuff online.

This is maybe a form of entrapment,
or maybe that’s just a solicitation.

Me guessing is not the right answer.

I need, I’m trying to find some
lawyers, a Japanese lawyer,

who’d be willing to spend
a couple hours with me

talking about different
aspects of crime in Japan.

Because I want the details.

And I think you want the details too.

We all want the details.

So this soliciting drugs
is actually against the law.

So they committed a crime
to get a guy to come to a place

so they could arrest him for
the crime of him having drugs

and turn him into the
police, but they had to commit

a crime to make that
happen in the first place.

So the question then is how much
do you get punished for a solicitation?

Well, one guy is getting 10 months.

The other guy is
getting one year and four

months, but both are
received suspended sentences.

So basically, the judge is like,
okay, you’ve committed a crime.

We’re not going to send you to jail.

You’re not getting in trouble yet.

You got three years if you
don’t commit another crime.

So basically, they’re YouTube
channel where they actually commit

these minor crimes to catch
these guys making bigger crimes.

Has to go on high eight, it has to stop.

Because if they do
this again, then they’re

actually going to prison
for basically a year each.

Their statement was
we had no intention of an

innocent, we had no
intention of inciting the crime.

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April 2023, then Prime Minister
Kashita is making a speech.

It’s a stump speech.

I’m going to be really honest.

I don’t 100% know what a stump speech is.

I should have looked that up before,

but then I forgot because I
was busy setting up other stuff.

It’s a national holiday, which
meant there were people

in the house today instead
of this being my day off.

You don’t care about any of that.

I was rushed.

You’ll actually, if you watched the YouTube
video, you can tell how much time I have

because if I have more
time, the editing’s better

and you get like the
scroll or along the bottom

with extra jokes, whereas if I have no time,
it’s just like cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.

No actual additions to the viewing
pleasure of the YouTube channel.

If you’re listening online, it
sounds probably exactly the same.

If you’re listening to
the podcast, the audio.

If you’re listening to the audio version,
it probably sounds exactly the same.

So there’s about 100 people at a warehouse.

This is like a man of
the people kind of speech,

which immediately
throws up red flags for me.

Because that’s super fake.

But whatever, that’s politics.

Politics is super fake.

Prime Minister is making
a speech to these people.

Guy Hux, a pipe bomb, into the middle
of the crowd, aimed at the Prime Minister.

It doesn’t go off.

There’s like some smoke and
stuff, but basically it doesn’t go off.

If even a small explosion had happened,

dozens and dozens of people
would have been hurt and or killed.

So this was not just attempted murder.

This was attempted
mass murder of his sorts.

He had tracked the Prime
Minister’s movements that day.

So he lived in another city.

He’s like the Prime Minister’s
going here to make the speech.

She’s making this appearance.

I followed him on Instagram or something.

So he shows up to the place
where he’s making a speech.

So it is intent.

There is intent for him to throw this thing

that could explode at the
Prime Minister at the time.

The defense lawyer says
he wasn’t aware of the power

of the bomb, the bomb
that he built himself at home.

So this was an interesting defense.

Because he’s basically saying
this guy wanted to attract

attention to like electoral
issues, things like that.

But so he built a bomb at home.

And in the defense lawyer
saying he didn’t know

how powerful this bomb
could potentially be.

So he should not be charged with murder.

He should not be charged
with attempted murder.

He should not be charged
with the same sort of severity.

The thing is, if I was the
judge or the prosecuting

attorney, I would immediately
go, he built the bomb.

So like he had instructions, he must have,

I’m going to go ahead
and guess he got it online.

So he goes online, he gets
instructions, how to build a bomb.

That’s going to include information of
how powerful the bomb is going to be.

Like this bomb could blow up a house.

This bomb could blow up a car.

This bomb could, you know,
give someone some ringing ears,

but not actually injure
anybody in any significant way.

That information is probably included in
the recipe for the bomb, is all I’m saying.

Since it didn’t go off, this
is attempted, whatever.

Probably attempted murder,
primarily of the Prime Minister.

But because you did it towards the
Prime Minister, it’s actually more serious.

Now, this is a legal quirk.

Because if you throw on
a pipe bomb at a regular

person, you’re going to
get X amount of years.

If you throw a pipe bomb at the Prime
Minister, you’re going to get way more.

No, people are supposed to be
viewed equally in the eyes of the law.

I think that’s pretty fair, but at the
same time, this is a political statement.

So now it becomes, is it
an act of terrorism or not?

So you can see that’s how
they’re actually twisting it.

The prosecuting attorney
is asking for 15 years.

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January, 2024, there was
a school board meeting.

The vice chairman of the
board was making statements

and a student objected towards these
statements during the meeting publicly.

So the vice chairman
got really upset about this.

I would really love to know what the
statements were and what the objection was.

Like what were they actually talking about?

That’s not in any of the news stories.

I found about four versions of this story.

Not one of them actually
says what the statement was

that was objected to or
what the objection was.

Which is I think–
because if you’re in high

school, you’re a teenager
standing up and objecting

to this statement of an
adult is a very hard thing to do.

It’s big.

So I’d like to know what
it was that they were

talking about that would
have said everybody off.

This enraged the vice chair.

And he demanded through a teacher,
which is a very cowardly way to do it.

He demanded a letter of apology.

But he didn’t go to the student
said, what you did was wrong.

You should write a letter of apology to me.

He went to a teacher and said, tell
that student to write a letter of apology.

And I was like, ah, this is the kind
of power dynamic these people have.

Like it’s like, I have power, but I’m
actually scared to confront people.

So they’re cowards.

I think that’s actually it.

So he told someone to
go get a letter of apology.

If the student– so the
school tells a student,

if the student does not write this
letter of apology, they will be expelled.

So the student capitulates.

I mean, no reason to get expelled.

This is like the third year of high school.

So there’s getting expelled now is going

to ruin your university
opportunities, things like that.

Your future education, if you want
to continue education, it’s not worth it.

Rights the letter of apology.

But this kid, the kid who’s
brave enough to stand up

and object in a meaningful of
adults, is not going to back down.

Like you already have a
taste of what this person is like.

And I really like them whoever they are.

June 2024, she files a criminal complaint

that she was coerced into writing a
letter of apology by the school board.

So she didn’t be like, let’s
argue this back and forth.

She’s like, you forced me to do something.

That’s coercion.

Corision is illegal in Japan.

She goes to the cops and she says, I was
coerced into writing a letter of apology.

I was threatened that if I didn’t write
this letter of apology, I would be expelled.

That’s against the law in Japan.

They’re like, hmm.

This seems a little not clear
as to what the legalities are.

But they kicked it up the road.

Some investigators did– they’re
like, hey, we got some time, I guess.

Japan is a very low crime society,

which is why maybe stuff
like this gets more attention.

They started investigating.

So that means the police went to the
school, the police go and talk to the staff,

and they start talking to people,
and they start doing an investigation.

So the police show
up, the school then goes

to the kid and says,
please drop the charges.

And then she’s like, nah, you guys
did something that I consider wrong.

I’m not dropping the charges, screw you.

I mean, no one’s going to jail over this,
but there might be like, fines and stuff.

So then she was expelled.

She was expelled for
disruption of school order.

So her drop in the cops on this
school board is disrupting school order.

And now, so this is the interesting part.

The teachers say that this
student never disrupted school order

that the younger students
looked up to the student.

They came to her for help.

She was a very positive
influence within the school.

So this statement that
she disrupted school

order clearly is only
implicit to the power order

of the upper echelons of
the school hierarchy system.

So the teachers disputed this.

And some of them said, I was shocked
when I found out she’d been expelled.

I was shocked when I found
out the school had gone this far.

The principal then
acknowledged the expulsion.

So of course, newspaper
start coming around the school

and being like, do you
want to make a statement?

He’s like, yes, we expelled the student.

We expelled the student for
the disruption to the school order.

They go, what specifically did the
student do to disrupt school order?

And the principal was
either unable and unable,

was either unable or
unwilling to comment on that.

When they started asking about for more
details, he basically shut it all down.

That’s already showing
that you’re on shaky ground.

If you’re not willing or
able to defend your position

on the things you’ve
done as a person in power,

you know you’ve either abused
that power or done the wrong thing.

Two days later, a lot of attention.

So again, news story start coming up.

So the expulsion was then withdrawn.

Now, this is actually at this point,

’cause this is again, now
we’re getting to like a year later.

She’s actually finished high school,

but she says, I don’t want
an expulsion on my record.

So I need you to remove
that to expunge the expulsion.

There’s a great sentence.

It went to court and the court
recommended a settlement and

the school’s like, okay, we’re
gonna remove the expulsion.

I don’t know if money
passed back and forth.

They didn’t give any details of the
settlement ’cause that’s a private thing.

But as far as I’m concerned,
this kid stood up to the power

structure of the school and
won and that is fricking awesome

’cause I wish I was able
to do that when I was a kid.

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So if you go to a convenience store in
Japan, now they haven’t been made illegal,

but basically the government
said like, don’t give out plastic bags.

We actually kind of wanna
get rid of plastic bags.

If you want a plastic
bag, they charge you two

yen or five yen, depending
on how big the bag is.

They have self checkout machines.

So I can get my drink
right now is chai milk tea.

I think I drank too much yesterday.

Maybe that’s why I have a
bit of an upset tummy today.

Chai milk tea, maybe my chocolate
fudge and then only giddy and stuff.

And then I go up to the
front and I can beep it out

and then I take my barcode off my
phone and I hold that up and I pay for it.

And then I can walk out.

If I want a bag, I’m
supposed to take the bag.

The bag has a barcode on it.

I’m supposed to put that up to the screen

and it will charge me two
yen or five yen or three yen.

Whatever.

It’s a nominal sum to just
encourage you to not use plastic bags.

Now I often have a messenger
bag that is around my shoulder.

So I just throw everything
in my messenger bag.

I don’t use plastic bags
as much as possible.

I think this is fair.

This is a very Canadian thing of me to do

is to just not use
resources if at all possible.

48 year old British
man had a different idea.

Now he’s a tourist.

So maybe he didn’t know.

So it depends how much forgiveness you
want to give to him but he’s a colonizer.

So no one wants to
forgive the British empire.

I think that might be part of it.

This British man, he’s
a tourist in Hokkaido.

He uses the self checkout.

He gets his stuff and then as he left,

he grabs a three yen bag
and starts walking away.

So there is a question of did he know
he was supposed to pay for that or not?

Did he know how to pay for it or not?

Because they are just hanging
next to the self checkout thing.

I could actually see you assuming
that you just take it and go.

That it’s just like a free service.

If you didn’t know about Japanese
culture or the rules and stuff,

I’m actually slightly
forgiving of that aspect.

The clerk chases him down.

So he goes outside and
he starts walking away.

The clerk comes out and this
is very Japanese thing to do.

If you like over pay or
something and there’s change

and you don’t pick it
up like it’s three yen,

they will run down the street and be
like, “We have to give you three yen.

” It’s just a very important
aspect of Japanese culture.

You’ll get chased down for
incredibly small sums of money.

He chases down the tourist and he says,

“Look, you gotta pay
three yen for the plastic bag.

” You just took.

Now he’s probably speaking Japanese.

Maybe the British dude doesn’t understand.

But he’s like,
“Give me three yen.

” Let’s just say that.

He’s like three yen, three yen, three yen.

And we all know three yen
is not worth anything, really.

It’s not worth certainly a conflict.

The British man then decides
that the most reasonable

solution to this is to
punch the clerk in the face.

Now, you could say he did not commit
theft because of misunderstanding.

So again, I could be
very forgiving of that.

He took a three yen bag.

He didn’t know he was stealing,
but he was actually stealing.

But I think we all know that
punching someone in the face

is not a viable solution
to a three yen problem.

Of course, the police are called.

Assulting people is
not acceptable in Japan.

It’s not really acceptable anywhere,
but it’s a pretty big deal in Japan.

You get arrested for that pretty quickly.

When he was explaining things to the
police, I assume through a translator.

He said, “My hand may have
struck his face as I pushed him aside.

” So he’s saying that the
clerk was coming towards him.

He pushed him away and
that maybe while doing that,

he slapped him in the face or hit him
in the face, that this was not a punch.

Now, the problem is
that if you lay hands

on another person,
that is assault in Japan.

If you push someone,
that is assault in Japan.

So basically he’s saying I
haven’t assaulted him by

punching him in the face, but
then inadvertently admitted,

I have assaulted him by
pushing him in the first place.

So if my hand hit him, that’s
actually irrelevant at this point.

So should you come to Japan and you’re in
a convenience store and you see some bags,

if you accidentally steal one of those
bags and the clerk comes running after you,

just give him to Yen, just
give him three Yen, whatever

he asks for, just give
him the Yen he asks for.

Say, “Sorry, I move on.

” Do not punch him in the face.

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Yeshiba is the current prime minister
of Japan and he met with Trump.

And of course, when you
meet Trump, when you meet

a president, you probably
give him a president.

There’s a lot of present
giving between countries

and there’s been some
really weird ones in the past.

I believe that Obama gave Queen
Elizabeth like a bag of CTs or something.

Like that feels like you didn’t
have a gift and you pulled

everything out of your car
and put it in a bag handed to her.

But I’m sure there was
more thought to it than that.

I know like there’s desks
that were made from ships that

sailed from England to Japan
as like England to America.

Like those are the kind of gifts
that other countries give America.

America’s not really
good on the gift giving part.

You know, Trump accepts gifts
and doesn’t even think about the idea

of giving gifts back,
but he has received gifts.

And when the Japanese prime minister comes
to America and meets with the president,

he’s gonna give him a gift.

That’s a very Japanese thing to do.

Gift giving is a big part
of Japanese culture.

If you don’t know that, you should
know that before you spend any time here

because you’re either going to be giving
or receiving gifts on a regular basis.

So what did he give him?

He gave him a golden samurai helmet.

So this is because of the
popularity of the recent

show, Shogun, because
it won Emmys and stuff.

He’s like, ah, this is a popular thing.

Americans like this.

Let’s give him a samurai
helmet and it’s gonna be gold.

And I was like, actually, I bet
Trump is really happy about that.

Trump seems to be one of those
guys who thinks gold’s awesome.

Anything in gold is awesome.

And he’s currying favor with Trump.

Because let’s face it,
since Trump is the president,

you do have to deal with
him for the next four years.

It would be the best tactical
decision to appeal to his base desires.

So giving him gold, paying that
homage is probably the best route.

Because the trade things he’s doing right
now, he might actually softly be like,

“Well, that guy gave me this
sweet Japanese samurai helmet.

“Why do I wanna
impose tariffs on him?

” Yeah.

So I actually think this
is a very smart political

move on the Prime
Minister of Japan’s part.

I don’t know if it’s intended that way.

Like, I don’t know if
he’s actually that smart,

but at least inadvertently
he’s doing a very smart thing

by currying that favor
because it’ll just be

easier to deal with Trump
for the next five years.

Like, even if you think he’s an idiot,

let’s say I was suddenly
made Prime Minister of Japan,

I am now in charge, and I think
Trump’s more on, which I absolutely do.

It would make more sense to
give him something made of gold

so that he thinks you like him, so
that he’ll just be easier to work with

for the remainder of the
four years until he disappears.

A company received an
order from the foreign ministry

and saying it was a gift
for a VIP, so the people who

made the samurai helmet
didn’t know who it was for.

That was an interesting aspect
of this that I hadn’t thought about.

Because what if you run a company
and you hate Trump and they’re

like, we want you, we want to
commission you to make a thing

that we’re going to present to
the President Trump that you hate.

Do you refuse that order?

Now, the company here is
like, we’re really happy to be

promoting our goods on the
world stage, that kind of stuff.

Again, very diplomatic answers.

He’s saying he’s very
happy that the Prime

Minister thought of this
thing and gave it to the,

gave it to the President
of the United States.

But I was like, there’s
sort of a moral issue there

because you making it is almost
a political statement in itself.

Something else, so I was
looking up some of the other gifts

the previous Prime Minister,
Kishida, when he met Trump in 2016,

he gave him a golden golf club,
which I was like, again, very good idea,

makes him not much easier to work
with because he’s an absolute child

and giving him a gold toy is really
probably the best way to deal with him.

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55 year old man.

That’s it, I mean, I don’t
even finish the story.

You know, this would
be what the quiz is going.

I got to reorganize myself
and get the quizzes back on.

I’ve got to reorganize and
get a lawyer back on to ask

questions because there’s so much, so much
I want to do and so much I want to know.

But everything takes
like hours to organize.

55 year old man.

So I would do the quiz
like, did he expose himself,

did he steal something,
did he beat someone up?

55 year old man in
Hokkaido walked into a

convenience store on
November 16th and 29th, 2024.

Sounds like it’s not too bad so far.

He was wearing a jacket.

Now, I say that very specifically because
clearly he’s not wearing much heels.

He was wearing transparent
stockings and nothing else.

They were see through,
which actually, to me,

almost goes like, why are you
bothering with the stockings?

Like, if you’re going to
go in and expose yourself,

which is what he did, what, I guess the
stockings were for him, not for the viewer.

I guess the whole experience
is for him, not the viewer.

So he comes in, he’s
wearing stockings in a jacket,

he walks in, he walks around, and
then they say he exposes himself.

It makes it sound like
he took the jacket off

and just started walking around the
convenience store would just the stockings on.

But that actually wasn’t very clear.

He was arrested on January
30th two months later.

So the police in Hokkaido,
for the last two months,

they had security
footage, they had this guy,

they had his face, they
spent the next two months

hunting him down, finding
him so he could be arrested.

And I was like, man, they
didn’t give up on it though.

Because as far as crimes
go, this is very small

’cause yes, the woman,
the clerk behind the

counter, she was really
grossed out fair enough.

I would be really grossed out by it too.

This is not a pleasant experience.

But as far as crimes
are going, no one got hurt.

So you can see the police being like, yeah,

if we see him again, we’ll
pick him up, whatever,

just call us next time it
happens, that kind of thing.

They spent two months hunting for this guy.

The reason when he was arrested,
he said he did it out of curiosity.

And I’m just wondering
what that accent means.

What was the curious thing
he was trying to experience?

‘Cause he did it twice.

So the first time did
not satisfy his curiosity.

The second time, maybe
that satisfied his curiosity?

I’m not sure.

The curiosity, I’m
assuming there is some sort

of sexual element to this,
the excitement element.

What aspect of the curiosity,
the single sentence statements

when someone gets arrested
are not satisfying to me.

I want to paragraph with explanations as
to what and why they’re doing these things.

Give me all the information you can get.

This is killing me now after
having done “The Engineers

Japan” for however many
years I’ve been doing it.

They have not said what he’s been arrested.

Having said, I guess it’s
decency laws, but they haven’t

said what kind of punishment
he’s gonna get for this.

Although he has admitted to doing it.

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Meiwaku Podcast

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Okay, of course, instantly
confused by settings in OBS,

but we’re here, we’re ready to go.

Let’s get it on.

Useful Japanese lesson for this week is

may waku gagukjin. No.
Gagukjin is foreign person.

It’s the, actually more
polite version of Gaijin,

which is the more common way to
say it, which can be done insulting.

I take all, you know, positive negative
phrases, depending on how they’re intended.

So if it’s intended negatively, it
doesn’t matter how polite the word is,

if it’s said in a rude way,
intended to hurt your feelings.

But yeah, you should know, you
should know the difference technically,

and then you can interpret the actual
expression as it is presented to you.

Maywaku is a form of nuisance.

So maywaku gagukjin
is a nuisance foreigner.

This shouldn’t be a term,
but I guess as far as terms go,

it’s actually not the
root, is this is Japan.

So these still fairly polite
sounding things are still insults.

This came into the news, it
was used in the news today,

because there’s a lot of overtourism,
there’s a lot of foreigners in Japan.

There is a sort of meeting spot in Shibuya.

There’s a conveni that is
like the dead center of Shibuya.

This is where people go.

They meet their friends there, and
then they go off to bars and stuff,

or they drink there while
talking to their friends,

and then they go off to other
places, this is where they make plans.

Who knows?

There are a lot of foreigners who hang out

right out in front of this
one conveni in Shibuya.

Last week, a crowd was standing
around in front, as I have just explained.

A dump truck, not a dump
truck, a garbage truck.

A garbage truck slows down
and starts to try to return.

There’s a whole bunch of people in the way,

so it sort of honks gently, I
don’t know, it honks at them.

And then of course, the two foreign guys

who are probably drunk
have a really good idea.

Since the giant garbage
truck is going very slowly,

it would be the perfect
thing for us to climb on.

So they climbed on it.

This, of course, upsets Japanese people.

You’re not supposed to do this.

It gets put on the news.

This gets put on the news.

And this is just to
make foreigners look bad

in the hopes that
they will behave better,

but I’ve met a lot of foreigners
and a lot of them make us look bad.

And I’d really like them to stop.

I think that might be the shortest version
of this story ever is stop embarrassing.

You represent me in a
way, because I’m a foreigner,

so people see me and
they see a foreigner.

And then they, you behave
badly and they look at

me go, oh, he therefore
behaves that way as well.

I’ve spent a big part of my
time in Japan, I have spent a big

part of my time in Japan trying
to dispel some of the stereotypes,

but I mean, I can really only
do it one person at a time

and even then, I can honestly
say, I haven’t been successful.

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So we had our scandal news from last week

where Nakai, a member of
SMAP, had done something,

paid a girl off 90 million yen to
keep her quiet and then had to retire,

essentially from show
business altogether, because

he lost all his sponsors,
he lost all his TV shows.

I mean, there’s nothing you can do anymore.

He could be a streamer,
he could go on YouTube.

I actually bet if he just
like did something by

himself, he would still
be relatively successful.

People would still follow
him, he still has fans

and whatnot, people will still support
him just because he had so many fans.

It’s certainly not going to maintain
the status of what he had before.

And that might be too much of a step down.

I always thought, like when
these guys get in trouble,

why don’t they just retire
and just live a quiet life and not

be bothered by any way, he
has millions and millions of dollars.

So he doesn’t have to work anymore.

I did something just dang.

That is not the only scandal
that’s happening in Japan.

It was probably just the biggest one.

I’m interested in the fallout.

So saying famous person abused their position
and assaulted someone or did something

sexual to someone, that is
not actually that interesting

inherently, like there is
the titillating aspect of it.

I could stuck on the first
part of that word, maybe.

The titillating aspect
of it, but that actually,

like when you hear the
story again and again

and again, kind of
loses any sort of impact.

So I don’t really find
much interest in that.

I actually find interest in
the punishment, the results.

Do they lose their position?

Do they get their position back?

This kind of like rise
and fall aspect of it.

It’s the hero’s journey is
really what I’m looking for in life.

A comedian was reported
to have grabbed a girl in 2015.

So 10 years ago, this
guy may be grabbed a girl.

I mean, we’re going to go ahead and
assume he did because he probably did.

He defends himself in a weird way.

Yeah, there’s a lot of weird bits
about not knowing what happened.

It was also a decade ago.

He invited her to a hotel.

I’m assuming they mean love hotel.

She didn’t want to go.

So he grabbed her arm and pulled her.

Now, we have no idea
what that actually means.

Did he pull her down the street?

Did he just grab her arm and pull her once?

How bad did we have no context to
really understand what actually happened?

But he was denied and
he tried to coerce her.

And that’s maybe all you need
to really take away from this.

As a result of this
singular action 10 years ago,

he, because it came out and
because it’s coming out on the heels

of this nakai scandal where
he lost all his advertisers,

he has had every scene of his from a drama
that’s come out, removed from the drama.

So he actually made a show.

He went through the effort.

They filmed a show.

He’s in the show.

And then they’re like,
we’re going to go back.

We’re going to edit it again and
take every bit with him out of it.

There was a scandal of a guy.

It was one of the yakuza video games.

And he was found two of done drugs.

I think it was cocaine or
stimulants or something.

And then they took his scenes out.

Oh, no, they didn’t take a
season because it’s digital.

They swapped his face with some other guy.

So they had some other actor come in.

I assume did his lines again.

And then just swapped his face.

So he was removed
from a video game digitally.

I bet that was a very smooth process.

But taking, going back and re-editing
a show, that is so much work.

It’s almost insane.

But this is because now the Fuji
president of Fuji TV stepped down.

He retires, based on the nakai scandal.

There’s another scandal.

It was a guy suing a
magazine for defamation.

But then he had to drop it.

And he hasn’t been back on TV since.

So now that there are multiple scandals,

these other scandals
coming out of the woodwork

from the past are now
having real world implications.

It’ll be interesting to
see, have we hit sort

of the initial wave of
scandal punishments?

And it looks like you
can go back 10, 15 years.

And you still get the same punishment
now as if you had just done it yesterday.

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Drink a bunch of water before I started.

I really have to burp.

Usually I get coffee and
stuff, not coffee, but coffee.

C-O-U-G-H-Y coffee
or a sore throat or a

rough throat after the
second or third story.

Now I feel like a big burp brewing.

I don’t want to burp mid.

I generally have a pretty good
control over my burp function.

So I could force it.

I’m not going to do that.

That’s maybe not the best idea.

I can tell you why I’m never going
to get on professional news television.

I will never be an actual news anchor.

Probably because I’m too old.

I mean, there’s more realistic reason

is I would stop in like burp
midway through the show.

All right, that’s just extra.

Let’s just cut that.

[MUSIC PLAYING] Two teens.

And again, I think
when I started a story

with that, I was like,
this story is awesome.

These are two young people
who have made bad decisions.

Love young people making bad decisions.

I made lots of bad decisions.

I’ve talked about previous episodes.

Some of the dumb stuff
I did when I was a teen.

I don’t expect them to
mature any time soon.

And yet, my experience with teens in Japan
is they are tend to be overall more mature.

And maybe it’s because
they have to study so much.

They don’t actually get so much free time.

I had tons of free time to mess around.

And that is when my mind
went off with my friends

and flights of fancy and was like,
what’s the dumbest thing we can do?

One of the dumbest
things we could do was

get eggs and throw
them at a police station.

In Japan, they have police boxes.

These are not– it’s not like a box.

It’s like a two, three person police station
mini-police station for the community.

So instead of having just
one large central police

station for a city or a prefecture
or an area or something,

they will have a big police
station and then a lot of little ones.

They’ll have three, four,
maybe five cops in the my town,

has a police station
and I think it’s like

six people tend to
stay– tend to staff it.

And that’s for the whole city, though.

So it’s actually very small still.

But I could still go
towards the train station.

I bet I could be able to
find a police station with

like two guys who hang
out in it most of the time.

You’re out.

You’re 15, you’re 16 years old.

You’re with your friend.

You want to like be stupid and impress each
other, which is what was going on here?

Like the dumber stuff you
can do will impress your friends.

You have some eggs.

I don’t know if they go buy eggs.

This is another question of preparation.

I, as a teenager, doing dumb stuff,
never went fully on the preparation phase.

We never like pre-planned this.

It was like always in the moment stuff.

These guys had eggs.

So they either went and bought
eggs or as someone got eggs

from home either way, that
level of preparation being

increased makes it
actually like a little worse.

They get the eggs.

They go to the police station.

What are you going to do?

You’re going to throw the
eggs at the police station.

So the cops are sitting
inside the police station.

They hear something
hitting the outside wall.

They go out.

They see broken eggs.

They’ve egged the car and
the outside of the police station.

What does a police station have?

It has police inside, yes.

So maybe the police don’t see you.

It’s very hard for them to prove.

What else do they have?

They have surveillance cameras.

I mean, every single one has
a camera facing the outside.

Every single one has
cameras probably inside as well.

If any place is going to have cameras
on it, it’s going to be a police station.

So of course, they have video
footage of these kids doing it.

They track them down pretty quickly.

They are suspected in a similar situation

where another police car got
egged at some point in the past.

I’m going to go ahead and say they did it.

Last week, I was lamenting the
lack of sexiness of the Yakuza stories.

All the Yakuza stories
I’ve had, since I started in

his newspaper, they’ve
been bland, low-level stuff.

And so my information about Yakuza
primarily has come from movies and media.

So in the movies, they were
always like international drug dealers.

They were trafficking people.

It was always like really big things.

And they had massive amounts of money.

The stories we get are them doing what I
would consider honestly low-level crimes.

Three members of the
Yakuza were arrested recently

for breaking into a mobile store
and stealing 31 cell smartphones.

L-O-L anyway.

Back to the Yakuza
from Eggs and egg prices.

That’s the smooth transitions
you get at Nintendo’s Japan.

The segues here are perfect.

You won’t even notice them.

We’ll just be into the next story.

Anyways, back to the Yakuza.

But I think the reason this stuck out to me

was stealing cell phones is not my
image of what Yakuza should be doing.

And it’s because again, all
of my information comes from

movies and video games where
they’re doing really big things.

These guys breaking into a store,
stealing– like, even 30 isn’t enough.

Like, it was 30,000.

It was a truck, a
trailer full of cell phones.

That would be Yakuza level.

Ceiling 30, I think I
could steal 30 phones.

I think I could break into
a place of steal 30 phones.

There have been 10 similar thefts.

So now we’re getting up in the 300s.

But still, it would be like, if you’re

going to do petty theft, I guess
each phone might be $1,000.

Like, the Galaxy phones and stuff?

They’re like $1,000.

So I guess this could actually
be quite technically a big crime.

It just doesn’t feel that way to me.

Like, they’re not stealing gold.

10 similar thefts in two prefecture.

So maybe these are all connected, and
they’ve stolen like 300 phones at $1,000.

Yes, that’s a fair sum of money.

Still not Yakuza numbers in my mind.

This is like petty crime
still on the grand scale

of what the Yakuza as a family
organization should be doing.

It’s just not glamorous.

That’s really what I want.

I want my Yakuza to be
doing big glamorous crimes.

Last week, we had the Yakuza
buy a private road and then

coordinate off and then try to
charge everyone for using the road.

And then they got arrested
not for the attempted

extortion of the people
who live around this road.

It was– they were
arrested for being Yakuza.

Something that they’re not Yakuza.

But has the same feeling to me, Starbucks.

Starbucks, Japan, is going
to start location-based

pricing, which I weirdly
am not surprised that it–

like, I actually, this
is the kind of thing I

would have assumed
they had already in place.

Do you remember it was like
a year ago or two years ago,

they were going to have
the menus dynamic pricing?

So if it was a peak of time, your
hamburger, whatever would cost more.

And then if you went,
I’d like to, o’clock in

the morning, the
hamburger would be cheaper.

I’m surprised that didn’t take off more.

Because I know there
were some machines in

Japan that were going
to try some machines.

We’re going to do like spike pricing,
dynamic pricing, that kind of stuff.

This is different.

And then what they’re
saying is if your Starbucks has

like a prime location, the Starbucks
is going to cost more in the store.

That feels more Yakuza like to me somehow.

That feels like a large
national network scheme

that’s going to bring
in millions of dollars.

That feels like the
Yakuza, but it’s Starbucks.

I think maybe in my mind, I need to switch.

It’s the Yakuza are doing
all this garbage crap stuff.

I had my sentence just fell apart.

So I’m just going to cut that part.

From February 15, 30% of the
1,991 stores will change prices.

So not all of them.

It’s going to be with ones in
Tokyo, Osaka, that kind of stuff.

They’re going to be the downtown stores
that they’re going to increase their prices.

If you go out to the
countryside, so where I

live, there’s not actually
a Starbucks out here.

That’s how small the town I live in is.

We have a McDonald’s.

That’s like a big point of pride.

And my understanding is
they’re going to open a KFC.

Ooh.

You can see how my tiny towns becoming
a big city when we finally get a KFC.

Service areas and airports
are going to go up by 6%.

So places where you’re locked in.

So you’re at the airport.

You can’t really leave the airport.

They’re going to increase
all their prices by 6%.

If you’re in a service area, so a
place you’ve driven, there’s no options.

There’s only so many places you
can buy from in a single service area.

They’re going to
increase their prices by 6%.

Tokyo, Osaka, Fukuoka, and other major
cities, the major city I work in is Nagoya.

And they didn’t mention that one.

They’re going to increase their
prices by 4% in those locations.

This is supposed to be for
sustainable store management.

But we know that Starbucks is
already a massively profitable company.

So that’s not what this is about.

This is just about seeing if
they can gouge more money

from people because
they’re locked into an airport

or they work downtown, and they
don’t have any other coffee options.

Everyone forgets Nagoya.

Everyone forgets Nagoya.

Nagoya was voted the most boring
city in Japan multiple years in a row.

And I actually agree.

But to me, the most boring city in Japan
is why it’s the best place to live in.

The exciting cities
have lots of stuff to do.

But if you have to live there, it’s always
like Tokyo’s always packed full of people.

Osaka’s very busy.

Man, there’s stuff to do in there.

No, no, there is stuff to do in Nagoya.

It’s just it’s location and stuff.

It’s smaller and quieter, which
is why it seems boring to outside.

It’s like if people are going
to come and do tourism,

I would say, yeah, go
to Tokyo, go to Osaka.

If you want to live,
you come live in Nagoya.

Nagoya is a great place to live.

I live in the suburb.

Wow, I live in a different prefecture.

But I live in essentially
a suburb of Nagoya.

And it’s awesome because
I can get to Nagoya.

And from Nagoya, I can get anywhere.

Like I can go to Tokyo in a day.

I can do day trips all over Japan.

Being centrally located,
I think, is really good.

And that is your message
from tourism to Goia.

Ninja, Ninja, Ninja, Japan,
big fan of living in Nagoya.

But don’t come to visit.

Keep your fucking
tourist ass away from here.

Was it Maywaku?

Don’t be a Maywaku guy, Goku Jin in Nagoya.

Go to Tokyo and bug them.

All right, I’m going to do the song again.

That’s probably all we need to cut to.

There was a sinkhole in Saitama.

And a truck didn’t manage to
get away from it and it fell in.

And the driver was in the truck.

And he’s been locked in
there for at least three days.

This actually story is a little dark.

To be honest, when I saw other foreigners,
I was like, TF is this foreigner.

No, I kind of feel the same way.

In my town, in my town, my understanding
is there’s one other white person.

And so people honestly
think that we must be friends.

Because there’s the one other white guy in
the city is very, again, very small city.

They think that we must know each other.

We must hang out and stuff.

And I’ve seen him once at the liquor store.

And I honestly never went
back to that liquor store.

Because he didn’t seem like my type of guy.

He literally walked up to me.

This is really off-putting.

Because I’m out in public,
a very conservative person.

He walked up and he’s like,
what are you doing here?

Like this was his introduction of
himself as a person to want to talk to me.

Like I was going to
respond positively to that,

which showed me that he
was already socially inept.

So I just ignored him
completely and walked away.

So what he saw was he made a statement

towards someone in that person
just turned around and walked off.

What I saw was someone
who doesn’t know how to talk

to other human beings,
trying really hard to break

down a social barrier
and completely failing.

Because my walls went up immediately.

But enough social talk.

Anyways, there’s a sinkhole in Saitama.

It was huge driving down the road.

A truck actually fell into it.

And the driver was trapped in the truck.

It came from a damaged sewer
pipe ate away at the surrounding soil.

So basically eroding underneath the road

to the point where
when a truck went over it,

the road actually
collapsed into this big hole.

The driver’s still in there.

Now, this is actually a tough story.

Because I followed it for days.

Again, I wanted to see,
do they pull them out?

Do they get the truck out?

What happens?

Then, as they’re trying to
dig away sort of the material,

like this is taking a full day,
they lose contact with them.

So we don’t know if he’s
actually still in the cab of the truck.

They don’t know if he’s OK.

Another sinkhole forms
nearby than those two sinkholes

actually join together and
become a much larger sinkhole.

At this point, they’re actually
like this is day two now.

They’re actually saying, maybe
people need to evacuate their houses.

We don’t know how far this is going to go.

They’re trying to scope out the area.

They’re still trying to get
this guy out of this sinkhole,

but they can’t bring heavy
machinery into this area

because they’re
actually unsure as if the

ground underneath is
actually stable or not.

So you want to bring a big crane
in and lift up the truck to pull it out.

But you can’t bring the big crane in, because
maybe it’ll collapse the road under it,

because you don’t actually
know how big the sinkhole is.

They tried to construct
a slope to get down

more smoothly into
the ground to get them.

That started filling up with water.

Three days later, they’re still
saying that everything’s unstable.

They’re asking city residents in this area
to not take baths or showers or do laundry,

try to minimize all that so that
they don’t have water flowing

through these pipes, which is actually,
again, exasperating the situation.

They’re searching for more risks.

This is actually like now
they’re actually more concerned

about the people in
the property around the

sinkhole than the actual
sinkhole they’re doing in.

Three days after this happened, the
news about the driver just stopped.

So my assumption at this
point is they never got him out,

but they didn’t actually want to report
it and it just kind of stopped altogether.

But I really would like
to know what happened.

And now they’re talking about like,

how much of this
infrastructure do we have

to rebuild to keep
Saitama in the city safe?

How many other areas
are there like this in

Japan has become a
pretty significant question?

(upbeat music)

So we had the sexy
advice giver who was using

a AI generated sexy female
avatar to advertise his

give you dating advice and
investing advice practice.

So he would do videos and it was an AI girl

and she was super hot
and she was bouncing around

and doing girl things
that are attractive to men.

And then say, if you want
dating advice, send me money

and then you’d send the
money, it would go to this guy.

He would give you dating advice.

The question was, is this fraud?

Because you were paying
for dating advice and getting it.

It just wasn’t coming from the source.

You thought you were getting it from.

My actual feeling is the fraud is these
guys who were giving this AI avatar money

wanted to talk to the AI
avatar and not this guy.

They didn’t really care about the advice.

This was just their opportunity to talk
to what they thought was a really hot girl.

Rule 34 plus AI and anime is going to be
the combination that destroys the earth.

Two men were arrested for
generating sexy anime posters.

So it seems like nothing is actually safe.

I think that’s for the next little while AI

is going to try to
like, it’s going to be

prodding at different
things in different scams

and different copyright
violations in this case.

Other light crimes to see how far it can go
before it actually causes any real damage.

I think it’s going to cause
damage sooner or later

and that’s when actually
something’s going to come of it.

But we’re going to
see a lot of little stories

where someone employed AI to do a
thing that they weren’t supposed to do.

They were generating
posters for Evangelion,

a Yu-Gi-Go, and other
anime from about this period

which immediately gives away their time.

That was actually something that I thought.

It was like, as soon as I was
like, those aren’t modern anime.

That’s anime that I know
and I’m a really old person.

So they must be pretty old.

Turns out these guys were 36 and 40.

They’re both being arrested
for copyright violation.

One man made 10 million yen off
his sexy anime AI-generated posters.

And another man made 5.7 million yen.

We don’t know if they
were working together.

This may have been just like a coincidence
that these two guys were arrested.

36 is old now.

I’m sorry to have to tell you,
if you’re over 30, you’re old.

Now that I’ve hit my 50s, I
understand death is looming.

And I knew immediately,
okay, here’s an interesting story.

30 is old.

When I came to Japan, I was 28.

I think I was 28 or 29.

Okay, dinosaur, WTF.

I am a dinosaur.

I’m okay with it.

I’ve accepted who I am
and what I am at this point.

And that’s why I’m so confident in myself

and maybe why I haven’t committed
the crimes the other 50 year olds have.

But when I came
to Japan, I was 29

and I was very
attractive and I dated a lot

and I had many different excursions and
whatnot and women were attracted to me.

I can honestly say that with unbiased.

The day I turned 30, it was
like a pheromone went out

or a hormone or something
and everyone knew I was 50.

The attention stopped dead.

And I couldn’t explain what happened.

Like I was dressing the same
way as I had the week before.

I was acting the same
way I had the week before.

But suddenly a week before it was
really cool and sexy and charming.

Now it was like creepy old man grow stuff.

So yeah, 30 is the cusp.

It’s when you become old.

I have maintained that youthful spirit.

I do speak for myself.

I still pull.

I’m sure you do still pull.

I think if I tried really hard, I could.

It’s just now I’m so old, I don’t try.

You can tell that since I wear the same
sweater every single week in this episode,

you can tell I’m not trying
very hard on certain fronts.

Anyways, yes, I’m sorry
to have to tell you this.

If you’re over 30, you’re old.

You’re almost dead.

You might as well just give up.

I’m not advocating
for that kind of thought.

All right, 5.7 million yen,
the other man made as well.

We don’t know if these
guys were working together.

That’s actually a very interesting aspect.

The cyber patrol of
Japan who basically just

goes on the internet
and looks for crimes.

They’re like patrolling the internet.

I mean, pretty good job to be honest.

Sitting on your computer all day,
looking for things that may be illegal.

I mean, we’re on the internet.

There’s a lot of illegal
stuff on the internet.

I think maybe the biggest
thing to me was 10 million yen.

A guy in one year made 10
million yen selling AI posters.

If you had the desire for
an AI poster, you could just

go to an AI thing and just
have it generate it yourself.

Like, doesn’t that seem
like the better solution?

Like, instead of paying that guy to do it,

why don’t I just go on AI
and get AI to do it for me?

Probably for free or very little money.

And then I could, you know, you have
to have like a good printer or whatnot?

Nah, that’s more work.

Is it though?

This is the internet.

Like, AI is everywhere now.

It’s generating all this stupid stuff.

If you want the stupid stuff,
have a generator for you.

I’m guessing maybe he had some kind of large
printer to actually make a large poster.

Maybe something like that.

Maybe you worked at a
print shop or something.

I don’t know, but there has to be a reason

that they went to this guy
instead of doing it themselves.

But people are buying them.

That to me is the most shocking thing.

Like, people are buying
shitty, weird, generated

AI art from anime
that’s like 40 years old.

Since we’re talking about old and cool,
this is the perfect segue into this story.

70 year old, 71 year old
man, he wanted to look cool.

I mean, I still would
like to be seen as cool.

I would like people to think I’m cool.

I think now when you hit my age,
you’re only cool if you do cool things.

Like, it’s not looks in
appearance or attitude anymore.

It’s like, oh, he does, he does cool stuff.

He does, he’s a neat guy.

That keeps you cool.

The coolest I’m ever gonna be is
knowing that I’m not cool and not trying.

The not trying is the element
that keeps me the coolest.

I’m not gonna say cool.

The coolest I can be is that I don’t
go out of my way to try to be cool.

Because my cool days are behind me.

Also, I don’t know if I was ever cool
because I never had enough money.

I think a big part of being
cool is doing cool things

and doing cool things
often cost a lot of money.

So this 70 year old man
had the same thinking.

He wants to be cool and he
goes to expensive sushi bars

and he would be like, hey,
people in the expensive sushi bar.

It’s on me tonight.

I’m picking up the tap.

I’m buying for everybody.

Raw fish all round.

Which sounds really great.

That’s everyone in the
place really appreciated.

I mean, the coolest thing
you can do is go into a bar

and be like, this rounds on
me for everyone in the place

and everyone’s gonna cheer
and be really happy about it.

Sometimes the sushi bar tab was 300,000 yen

for the average person who’s Japan.

And that’s like a months salary.

So he’s really dropping coin
to look cool in the sushi bars.

Between 2023 and 2024, he funded
this by robbing 63 houses and he made 9.

3 million yen.

So actually pretty good haul.

So one of the things I talk
about is like it has to be worth it.

And if you got 10 million yen
in a year like our poster boy

from the previous story,
like that’s not a bad salary.

Like that’s really, really good in Japan if
you’re making that salary 10 million yen.

This guy targeted houses that were
rural so they were mostly farmers.

And the idea is that the farmers
would be out tending to their farms.

Their houses would be empty.

He’d break into their house.

Farmers are also kind of
people who would keep a certain

amount of cash in like
actual cash in their house.

So one of the times, a
couple of times I’ve said

like people have had 20, 30, 40
million yen stolen from their house.

And my question is why are you keeping that
much actual physical money in your house?

It’s still a very old fashioned
Japanese thing to do.

I think I spend all my
money using my phone now.

I don’t think I actually carry any
cash with me in any significant sum.

I might carry 10,000 yen
just in case for an emergency

but any normal purchase for me in a
normal day is gonna be through my phone.

There’s no money in my house.

It’s broken to my house.

The most expensive thing you could steal

probably on this little
shelf behind me right here.

So you’re not getting
much of a haul from that.

He, when he was arrested, he
claimed his welfare in pension

wasn’t enough to keep him
sort of in the lifestyle he desired

which was, you know, to be cool and go into
sushi places and buy sushi for everybody.

He literally said to the
police, the motivation

I had to do this was
because I wanted to be cool.

(upbeat music)

(upbeat music)

(upbeat music)

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Impersonating a Podcast

(upbeat music)

Masahiro Nakai is a member of SMAP.

And I always forget what it stands for.

Smuddy,

masculine, you just say random words.

I know it’s sports,
music, maybe, and people.

SMAP, Japanese band names
don’t tend to make a lot of sense.

SMAP was the biggest boy band ever.

They’ve lasted in Japan for
like 30 years, maybe more.

They’re all in their 50s now.

They started when they were teens.

There was a time when I
came to Japan in the early

2000s when there was
literally a SMAP hosted show.

So a member of SMAP hosted a
show on every channel on Japanese TV.

So you could switch
channels and actually just

see like, oh, SMAP member
hosting a cooking show.

SMAP member hosting a chat show.

SMAP member hosting a clip
show or something like that.

And they all had like
six, seven shows each.

So these guys were like
massive money makers in Japan.

So they’re all insanely rich.

Masahiro Nakai is one of them.

And there was a dinner arranged.

It was Fuji executives arranged a dinner.

And it was a whole bunch
of people, him and a woman.

And then something happened.

And that’s the scandal.

The scandal is something happened.

We don’t know what happened technically.

But we do know that
he paid 90 million yen to

the woman to have her
not say anything about it.

And she’s not saying anything
about it because it includes an NDA.

And then I’m assuming
if she says something,

she’ll lose some of that
money, if not all of it.

That’s problematic in itself.

But that’s, she’s decided she wants
to keep the money and stay quiet.

We’re not judging her at all.

But this was, the arrangement
was a whole bunch of people

coming and then they all
started canceling canceling,

canceling, and then it was
just two of them at the table.

It’s clearly a setup.

It’s like this is a romantic
comedy or sitcom kind

of premise for an episode.

Like it doesn’t work in those shows
because it’s deceptive in its own way.

So why do they think it’s
going to work in real life?

This just makes me
think of like rich people.

They get to a point where they’re so rich.

They actually don’t think things through.

They don’t understand how
the real world works anymore.

So something happens.

And he’s paid 90 million
yen to keep a quiet.

And he kind of got
away with it for about six

months or a year but
then this story broke.

And then all these people
are like, is it acceptable

for someone to commit
some sort of sexual assault?

Pay a lot of money.

And then just continue his career on TV.

Is that morally acceptable?

And everyone’s like, no,
sponsors certainly didn’t think so.

So all his sponsors pulled their ads.

So we’re talking Nissan
Toyota, which to me?

Okay, conflict of interest.

If you do ads, you do
ads for Nissan and Toyota.

I assume in both ads you’re
saying that this car is amazing.

I guess it is technically possible

for two different car
companies to have amazing cars.

But it’s almost like
you should just pick one.

The Toyota is the amazing car.

Or the Nissan is the amazing car.

And that’s the one I support.

It feels kind of like double dipping.

Yeah, I don’t know how I feel about that.

It’s almost like, again, I believe there
should be some sincerity behind what you do.

I guess I’ve never been
in this situation where like,

Toyota is like, here’s a
million dollars to do ads.

And then Nissan comes over like, we’ll
also give you a million dollars to do ads.

And I’m like, why would I say no?

I don’t care about either
car ’cause I have BMW.

‘Cause I’m stupid, rich.

I should have chosen a better car
than a BMW, but we’ll just let that one go.

A Shcedo, which is a makeup company.

7-11, a life insurance company.

50 companies pulled
their ads that involved him

because they didn’t wanna be
connected to this sex scandal.

And this is kind of how
Japanese media goes.

Like these people, we know they’re
all doing dirty, gross, awful things.

But when it comes out, everyone pulls
their funding and you get sort of canceled.

Fuji TV said it did an internal
investigation and found nothing wrong.

Fuji TV, the executives
of which set up this meal

where all the other people canceled,
where all the other people disappeared

and just left, Nakayin, this
unnamed woman together,

they found that there was no
wrong doing in that situation.

Like, oh, it’s just a circumstance.

And this is one of the interesting things

about the whole idea
of internal investigations.

The people doing the internal investigation
work for the executive who do the thing

that set up the situation
that caused the sex scandal.

A week later, Nakayin retires.

So I, this started about two weeks
ago, and I was reading the stories,

but I didn’t wanna do it until I
actually saw like the actual fallout.

Does nothing happen,
which is actually very

possible because he was
that rich in that famous.

Or does he end up quitting or
does he end up trying to fight it?

‘Cause there was one guy in the comedy duo.

He sued for defamation and then dropped
when he had got caught up in a sex scandal.

And I was interested to
see if he went that route.

All TV shows and sponsors
ended their contracts.

That’s how he said it.

He did a press conference
he said, like I’m gonna retire.

All my TV shows and sponsors
have ended their contract.

So basically he just got fired
from everything by everybody.

Because, and then he
trying to justify his position,

he said, because the
money was paid and an NDA

was signed, he’s not
gonna say what happened.

And he fully expects the
woman not to say what

happened, which
again, feels really gross.

What, of course, he’s
obviously a really gross guy.

That’s how we got into this
situation in the first place.

There is a sidebar here of if
you are one of the most famous

dudes in a country and you’re super rich,
is it that hard for you to get a girl?

Like, I don’t know, there’s
gotta be a layer here

that I don’t understand
as a normal poor person.

Because if I really, really wanted to,
I could put a little effort into myself

and I could go out and I could probably
charm a person into spending time with me.

I could be nice enough to people
to get them to spend time with me.

If you add a layer to that of,
I’m super rich and super famous,

I bet it would be very easy to
get someone to spend time with me.

So why does he have
to go through this process

tricking someone into having a meal
with him and then sexually assaulting them?

Then at the end of
his statement where he

said, okay, he’s all his
sponsors and TV shows

have ended their contracts
and he’s not going to say anything

because of the NDA, he said
he will deal with it sincerely,

which I think if you examine his immediately
in previous statements isn’t true.

Fujitv will have a third party investigation
now, the station lost 75 of its sponsor.

So half of its sponsors actually
said, we’re not even going to

have our commercials on Fujitv
at all because of this scandal.

And they were discussing if
the Fujitv president should quit,

which is last night when I was making my
notes and then when I woke up this morning,

I looked through my feed really quickly and
it said the Fujitv president has desired.

The Fujitv president has decided to retire.

Little while ago we had
a guy on in the story was

that he was using AI to
pretend to be a woman

so that he could get
people to subscribe to him

and give him money to give them
dating advice and financial advice.

And there was a very gray
area as to how illegal this is

because they were paying for this
advice and he was giving this advice

but he was using an avatar to sort of say,
I am this attractive woman but he wasn’t.

So is that fraud?

Because you get the thing you paid for,

it’s just not from the source
you thought it was coming from.

I think the actual fraud
was a lot of these guys

who were paying for this
service were hoping they could

get into direct contact with
this very attractive AI woman.

Well, a 29 year old posed as a
high school girl on dating apps.

He would arrange to meet with a person

so they’re thinking
they’re going to meet a high

school girl and say, you
shouldn’t molest minors.

How much sincerity can you show me?

The market rate is 3 million yen.

So he’s saying, I’ve caught
you, your pedophile of sorts.

You’re trying to attract
or date underage women,

pay me 3 million yen
and I’ll keep it quiet.

He gets arrested.

He gets arrested because
he talks to a guy who

says, give me 3 million
yen and that guy says,

I don’t have 3 million yen.

So he calls his family and
says, can I borrow 3 million yen?

And then the family’s
like, this seems really

suspicious and probably
our sons and idiot.

That’s why he’s calling us
and asking for 3 million yen.

So they immediately called the police

and say, look, we think our
son’s being scammed right now.

Can you go check it out?

They go check it out and
they immediately arrest this guy.

He says, when he’s being arrested,
I didn’t say anything about money.

My goal was to make them
aware of what they were doing.

So he’s a vigilante of sorts.

He’s a beacon in the night
trying to protect young women

by pretending to be a
young woman on a dating app

and meeting these guys who are
creepy and telling them, don’t be creepy.

I just went into sort of
mental detective mode.

The first thing I would do
is check his bank account

and see if he’s got any 3 million
yen deposits into his bank account.

And continuing with our impersonating
other people theme, a 17 year old son,

impersonating people seems
to be a younger man’s game.

I don’t remember how old the guy
pretending to be an AI woman was online.

I think he was a little older.

He wasn’t enough to be able to
afford some very good AI avatars.

But last guy, how old was he, 29?

Yeah, 29.

So maybe 30 is sort of
your impersonating age.

And when you get into your 50s, you just
go like, ape shit and do whatever you want.

That’s most of the stories
you’ve done recently.

This is a 17 year old guy.

So he’s just like learning how
to be the criminal he wants to be.

The 17 year old
impersonated a police officer

because he wanted
to interrogate people.

He had a forged ID.

He got sort of a police
uniform off the internet.

He forged his ID.

He got like a fake Tokyo one and then
changed it to say Kyoto where he lived.

He said, I admired the
coolness of the police officers.

I wanted to act as a real
detective and question people.

He tried questioning a group
of teens who were hanging out

in a park and he wanted
their names and addresses.

Now the thing, he’s 17 and
I’m going to go ahead and guess.

I haven’t actually seen his picture.

I bet he looks 17.

And then a group of
other like 15, 16 year olds

are going to look at him
and go, he’s not an adult.

He looks more like us
than he does like them.

I think this is in a real police officer.

This is an interesting point of view.

Go back to the old TV show.

Jump street toward 21 Jump
Street where the police officers

were pretending to be high school
students and going into high schools.

And it was very obvious that
everyone in this police unit

was at least in their
20s probably in their 30s.

It’s amazing that show went
for as many years as it did

because again, you would age
out of that role very quickly.

This guy has the opposite problem.

He probably doesn’t look old enough to be
a cop and these other kids sniffed him out

and they started calling
the police and going,

we think there’s a guy
who’s here trying to get

everyone’s names and
addresses interrogating everybody.

We don’t think he’s really a cop.

So he bought a fake handbook in
Tokyo and he modified it to Kyoto.

He had handcuffs.

He bought a baton and he had an air pistol.

So he had a gun.

He had all the gear with him.

He said he did it three or four times.

The Tokyo Sunshine Aquarium.

Four people have been arrested.

One is the current deputy
director and a former director

of the Sunshine Aquarium
because they inflated the number

of endangered tortoises so
they could get government funds.

The staff gave away 10 of the tortoises

to private people, which
you’re not supposed to do.

That’s illegal.

Because of the space they had was limited,

but they continued to claim to have
all the turtles they gave away tortoises.

I got to get it right tortoises.

They gave away, so they
were reported to having 23

when they only actually
had 13 because they

took 10 and gave them
away to private people.

From 2002 to last year,
2024, they collected 1.

89 million yen and you’re
like, well, that’s not really

worth doing that fraud
over like two million yen.

Yeah, that’s a fair sum of
money, but it’s not enough.

And then you also think over 20 years,

that’s not very much
money to actually be getting.

Is it worth actually doing
this fraud and taking the risk?

Well, they weren’t taking
the risk to make a profit.

They were making a profit, but
that’s not why they were doing it.

The motivation was very interesting.

They didn’t do it for money.

They did it to hide the
managers in an aptitude.

So basically, the manager hadn’t
planned for having this many tortoises.

It’s like, god damn, we
have too many tortoises.

Let’s give some of the
tortoises away, but I don’t know

what everyone to know
that I gave away the tortoises.

So let’s just pretend
we still have those

tortoises and collect
that government money.

Yeah, I get it’s illegal to collect money
for things for tortoises we don’t have,

but we just won’t tell anybody, and
it’ll be fine, and there’ll be no problem.

And it went on for 10 years.

So actually, in a way, he
kind of got away with it.

It was just going to catch
up with him eventually.

It is illegal to own and
breed the tortoises.

Some other people, some other private
people who have them, may also get arrested.

(upbeat music)

The guy’s 46 years old, so
he’s on that early ’50s cuss,

but that we’re now very,
very aware of an industry panel.

He calls an ambulance at 6.50 in the
evening, because he has stomach pain.

Perfectly reasonable, perfectly
reasonable reason to call an ambulance.

I have stomach pain.

I need to go to the hospital
and call an ambulance.

Paramedic show up, and he’s really drunk.

Now, that already puts a
question of suspicion on the fact

that he’s got a stomach pain,
because maybe you have a stomach pain

because you’ve been drinking all day,
and they look them over and they say,

you don’t need to go to the hospital,
but you maybe just need to just drink less.

The guy got angry
at them for saying this

to him, and he threatened
them with a knife.

He grabs a knife, he goes,
I have a stomach pain.

I have to go to the hospital.

You have to take him to the hospital.

And yeah, I’m drunk, but
that’s just an extra bonus.

So somehow he got away from
them, and got to their ambulance first.

I would like to know the scenario.

So I assume they went into his
house, or he met them out the front.

There’s, again, this is
not in the story, so this

is me speculating what
actually how this happened.

Because if I say I have a stomach pain on
him in my house, I will call the ambulance,

and then I will assume they
come to my house and maybe

come into my house and then
take me out into the ambulance.

So they’re in checking
him over in the house,

and then he gets angry at
threatening them with a knife.

So maybe if he got
between them in the door,

but he goes outside, he gets in
their ambulance, and he drives away.

So there’s drunk guy who had stomach pain,

thinks the best solution to the
problem he’s having right now

is to steal the ambulance
that came with him.

The paramedics, I’m assuming, are just
standing gobsmacked in his living room,

and then they pull out their
smartphone really slowly and

call the police and go, hey,
guy, just stole our ambulance.

Can you go get him, please?

They found him 100 meters
away in a drugstore parking lot.

Didn’t even get that far.

Now we are lucky because,
again, this guy drunk driving.

He’s very dangerous.

So him going 100 meters and just parking
is the best possible end to this story,

because he could have
gone out and gotten hurt.

When arrested, he said, I thought I
would go to the hospital by myself.

A 55-year-old, yeah, Kuzal
leader and three other people,

but I’m gonna focus on
the 55-year-old, yeah,

Kuzal leader because
he’s now fitting my criteria

for insane people
when they hit their 50s.

This isn’t so bad.

This actually just takes
some of the shine off

sort of the yeah, Kuzal
lifestyle, as I believe it,

because all my real information
about yeah, Kuzal is very small.

It’s all from media, it’s all from the 1980s
when there was a Yakuza boom in movies.

Every action movie, the
back guys were the Yakuza,

the Yakuza were very rich and
very sexy and they handled things.

And that might have been true in the 80s,

but now whenever we
see a Yakuza oriented

story, it’s always some
really low-level stuff.

Stuff that I would be like, I don’t
see this as being a worthwhile

crime to perform, and certainly
doesn’t live up to the legend

that is the Yakuza
family clan kind of lifestyle.

These guys came up with a plan.

Now there are private roads in Japan,
and there are public roads in Japan.

I actually have my house
has essentially a really long

driveway that is shared between
my house and the house next door.

That really long
driveway is a private road.

So I cannot deny access to my
neighbor because they technically own,

I think it’s the far side of the road
and I own the inside of the road.

That just came as part of our property.

And it’s to ensure that we
don’t block each other off,

which is a hint as to
where the story’s going.

But we could come to an agreement and put
a gate at the end of our very long driveway

and say no one’s allowed in
because this is private property.

Now I can’t deny them entry,
they can’t deny me entry,

but if we agreed on it together,
we absolutely could put a gate there.

If we wanted to, we could charge people
to use that pathway to come to our house.

We wouldn’t be able to get
mail anymore, things like that.

There would be other
problems that might arise.

It’s also not worth it.

This for an hour situation is just, if
there’s an earthquake or something

and there’s damage to that road, this
city doesn’t have to pay for that road.

That’s actually the reason they did it.

It’s not to benefit me.

It’s not so that I have this
extra land that has extra value.

It’s just so the city
doesn’t have to pay for it.

I don’t mind owning it.

I have earthquake insurance
and all the other insurance.

As since that’s my land, it’s included in
sort of owning my house and other stuff.

It’s a very interesting piece of
information about living in Japan.

I very technically own a tiny, tiny road.

These guys found a private road that
was part of a town for the last 50 years

and it was used by residents
of the town for a very long time.

And they thought, “Ha, here’s
a plant, let’s buy that road.

” They bought that road.

They put barricades on the end of the road
and they’re like, “You cannot use this road

“unless you pay us 10,000
yen a month per household.

” So if you had two cars and
you paid 10,000 yen per month,

you could actually two
people could use the car,

but you’d have to be able
to prove it to the Yakuza.

This is, in this case, a form of extortion,
but it is a very legal form of extortion

when it becomes the problem.

So how did the police
arrest and stop these guys?

Because they’ve taken what was technically

the private road that was being used
publicly, it was being used by the whole town.

And again, for the last 50 years,

so people didn’t even know
it was a private road properly.

They distributed written
notices to the residents

of the town, saying, “If
you want to use this road,

“it’s gonna cost 10,000 yen
per month to use this road.

” Now, that probably set off a bunch of
people who probably call the police and go,

“Is this okay, is this legal,
is this allowed to happen?

“Hey, I’m angry, this is a
road I need to use every day

“to get to work or
something like that.

” They could not actually arrest
them for the attempted extortion

of people using this
road because it is a

private road, and they
are allowed to do that.

What they did do was arrest
them for violating Japan’s

organized crime punishment
act, which means you’re

not allowed to be part of
an organized crime family.

You’re not allowed to do things
as organized crime members.

So they didn’t arrest them for the,

we don’t know if they actually
extorted any money, the

proposed extortion, they
arrested them for just being Yakuza.

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You’re at home, you’re sleeping, you know.

I’ve actually been sleeping
a lot lately yesterday.

I woke up at 11, which
is really late for me.

And then today I woke up at nine.

So either I’ve been really tired,
maybe doing the gym too much,

or it’s just that sort of like winter,
doldrums thing, I’m not really sure.

Really, really sleepy lately.

Just want to sleep all the time.

It was really hard for
me to get started today,

but a woman is sleeping
at either eight or nine a.m.

depending on how badly
you think my handwriting is.

She was awoken because her roommate
was attempting to stab her in the stomach

through her futot now for non,
for people who don’t know about

Japanese culture, futon is
just an incredibly thick blanket.

You throw futons down to act as mattresses.

Maybe you, I always have to stack
two ’cause they’re a bit too thin for me.

And then you put a different
futon on top to act as a blanket.

So it’s almost like a really heavy blanket.

But I mean, I didn’t think futons
were thick and strong enough

to stop you from getting
stabbed in the stomach.

So they said a knife, they
didn’t say how big the knife was,

but almost all these
stories, it’s a kitchen knife

because knives are not a very common thing
to have people around the house in Japan.

So let’s say she got a kitchen knife and
she’s stabbing her roommate in the stomach.

It doesn’t get all the way
through and stab her in

the stomach, but it is enough
to wake up the roommate.

She wakes up, she kind of like, there’s
no information of a struggle or anything.

So it seems like she
just got up, got out of bed

and the roommate who
was attempting to murder her

was like, oops, that wasn’t
what you thought it was

or something like that,
like making excuses.

Nothing actually seems to have happened
after the initial attempted murder.

And we aren’t given any information.

We know that she was
sleeping in her futons.

We know the other one, the
roommate was standing over her

stabbing her in the
stomach when she woke up.

It did not even penetrate the skin.

She called the police,
the woman was arrested.

She said, I stabbed her with a kitchen
knife, but I didn’t intend to kill her,

which brings up the question
of when you stab someone

in the stomach, what do you intend
to do if it’s not trying to kill them?

There has to be some
other stuff going on there.

I’m gonna follow the story as
much as I can’t see if there’s

a follow up, but I don’t
think there will be this again,

because no one actually
got hurt in any real way.

She got caught right away.

The motivation probably won’t come up.

(upbeat music)

So for our final story, the title
was enough of a draw for me.

You don’t even need the story after that.

A polygamous ex fortune teller on trial for
sexual assault dies in a parent suicide.

You don’t need a story after that.

You could just unpack that sentence.

A polygamous ex fortune teller.

So he used to, as a job teller, fortunes.

He’s now about 76 years old.

So, well, he was about 76 years old.

The polygamous party.

He lived with 13 people.

He lived with his wife
and eight former wives.

They all lived in the same
house and three children.

I wouldn’t be able to date
two girls at the same time.

I always sort of fascinated by
how these guys can manage this.

Like, are they that charming?

How do they get women
to just live together?

This is not the first polygamy story
we’ve had on the engineer’s Japan.

We had one, I think it
was about six months ago.

And it was the guy living
in a house with four women.

He was married to one, and
he was dating the other three,

and they all just lived
together and contributed.

And he didn’t do any work.

Like, they all just paid for him to live.

I am not that charming.

This maybe is the thing I’m realizing

is I have missed out on
a certain level of charm

where I can actually, I can’t even
get one woman to pay for my life.

He was arrested in February 2023,
and being accused of sexual assault.

He’d been arrested four
times before for the same crime.

So, the next one that he’s been charged
with the one in 2023, it’s probably true.

I mean, he’s already
been arrested four times.

This is clearly a pattern of behavior.

He was 76 years old, he was
found collapsed by his wife,

and it does bring into question
the fortune telling aspect of it.

Because I don’t believe in fortune telling.

But if you believed in fortune telling,

you think you’d be able to see
some of these arrests coming?

I guess people want to believe something.

I don’t want to talk about this

because I know I’m just gonna
get off on really weird content soon.

I, before I left for Japan, my mother
arranged for a little party for me

and my friends to say goodbye,
and she actually hired a fortune telling.

I don’t believe it, she doesn’t
believe it, but we do find it fun.

So, like, I used to read my horoscope.

I didn’t believe my horoscope,
but I was actually reading

it to see what level of
accuracy or accuracy it held.

The fortune telling was
kind of the same thing.

She’s like, let’s just see what
she says, and then as we go

through our lives, we can
track what she accurate and not.

She was so wrong.

She should have gotten more
things correct by accident.

Like, every single aspect of
what she said to me was incorrect.

So, I think if we look at
this case and we look at my

personal experience, we can
say, be aware of fortune tellers.

(upbeat music)

(upbeat music)

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

Dangerous Doctors

(upbeat music) So it is 2025.

We have a new year, a new song.

Thank you to Jesse, Jayce Thomas
who made that new theme song for me.

This is an original theme song.

This is something that
I’ve wanted for a while.

I’ve gone to a couple of, so
there’s a whole epic story behind it.

I think I did it in a
C-McB where I did a thing

for work and I got a guy
to make a rap song for me.

I’ll Fiverr and then I wanted, oh, I
want a new theme song for C-McB.

Because I don’t want to find out that
that music is being used somewhere else.

Because it’s not really
than my song for my show.

So I had one for C-McB and
then for another whole year,

I was like, I kind of need
a song for an engineer’s

Japan, an engineer’s
Japan needs its own song.

I was gonna go on Fiverr
but then I realized like,

if I’m gonna give money
to someone I don’t know,

I should first give money
to someone I do know.

Jesse, Jesse Thomas, he’s done albums.

You can find out Spotify.

He’s done music for video games.

And now he’s done a theme
song for an engineer’s Japan.

Thank you, Jesse, for this amazing
new theme song for an engineer’s Japan.

Chef’s Kiss.

For those of you
listening to the only audio

version that sound
was the chef’s kiss me.

Don’t need to explain it.

I think you know what a chef’s kiss is.

Let’s get to the news.

(upbeat music)

So a new theme song, new transition beat.

Very happy about that as well.

This is an update to
C-McB episode 109 murder

in Japan three, how
to raise a murderer.

So I was thinking because I’ve
done this, I did an experiment.

I did some very serious,
dark, true crime murder

stories on C-McB
experiment to do I say it well.

Can I tell the story well?

Can I be sensitive enough to it?

And ’cause I mean, the whole
C-McB and engineer’s Japan vibe

is me talking and it’s often
very light and very flippant.

These are heavy topics.

I don’t want to treat them too casually.

But at the same time, I do
want to make them entertaining.

So I did three episodes of C-McB

just doing murder stories in
Japan, feeling at how I do it.

So I actually think that
last one I might release

this week as a bonus
and engineer’s Japan.

But if you want to know what’s going on,

C-McB is essentially where
I’m going to be experimenting

with different formats and
different things and different ideas.

Just random stuff.

And then the engineer’s Japan has a format,

but I think now I’ve gotten
comfortable with the idea

of how to present a
very serious murder story.

When the engineer’s Japan started,

I had to rule no murder ’cause
I can’t really make fun of it.

But there’s an update to the story.

So later this week, I will
release the full episode

from C-McB explaining the
whole case as it is up to now.

This is the story of a woman
who tracked down a guy,

brought him to a love
hotel and decapitated him.

And now the mother and father are
being arrested for aiding this crime.

The father has bled not guilty in his
role in his daughter’s beheading of a man.

So full episode C-McB episode 109.

But when you listen to
that episode, you’ll have a full

understanding of how
complicit he is in this crime.

He bought the saw, the saw
that was used in the beheading.

He bought the suitcase
that the body was put in.

He drove her to the place
to help stalk the victim.

So the murderer and the victim
knew each other in this case.

But she was hunting for him.

She was looking for him.

She’s like, let’s go to this club.

Let’s go to this place.

I know he hangs out here.

The father was the one driving her around.

He drove her from the crime scene home.

He also helped by simulating the murder.

So she tied him up, BDSM style.

She covered his eyes with
a blindfold and stuff like that.

And then she practiced the
action of slitting his throat.

She practiced the action of stabbing him.

She would say, how does this feel like?

How do you feel now?

She did her research by
watching horror movies.

So she watched something in a horror movie

and then she wanted
to try it out real life.

Sort of a dry run with her father.

Her father was complicit in this.

He helped her practice.

He helped her essentially train for this.

He helped her get to and from the crime.

He is about as complicit as someone gets.

He’s claiming he’s not guilty because
he didn’t actually know what was going on.

So I’ll be interested to see
why he did not do anything

directly connected to the
actual physical action in the crime.

He did everything leading up to it.

And he did everything helping cover it up.

So I’m really interested
to see, where does the

Japanese court system
land on this kind of story?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

The Prime Minister, Prime Minister Ishiba.

He is apparently a heavy smoker.

I didn’t know any of this.

I don’t look into the prime ministers.

I don’t actually take a great deal
of interest in the prime ministers.

Much like the Japanese populace at large,
he’s finding being prime minister difficult

because he doesn’t have
time to take breaks to smoke.

So he admits that he only
gets several cigarettes a day.

He actually didn’t admit this.

I guess it was sort of his assistance.

And the people who work
with him, they’re saying

like, this dude was like
a couple packs a day.

He’s down to only a few cigarettes a day.

In a weird way, actually good for you.

But I’m sure that’s
because of the added stress

of being prime minister means
you don’t get these breaks

and those breaks might
be what he needs to survive.

He told Parliament
he will need a little time

to quit smoking, which
I found very interesting

because he’s saying to the
government that I essentially

promised to you the
government that I will quit smoking.

But is that something that
the prime minister has to do?

I remember Obama was a
smoker and he had to hide it

from everybody and it was
like a really shameful thing.

I was like, but as long
as he’s just smoking,

which is perfectly illegal,
what is the actual problem?

I guess they want to see the president
as someone who doesn’t do anything bad,

which of course we all
know was very unrealistic.

Once the prime minister of
Japan said that if he had to choose

between drinking and smoking,
he would definitely quit drinking.

So between drinking and
smoking, he would choose

smoking every time because
he loves smoking so much.

His wife is a non-smoker, so
in the prime minister’s house,

there is no smoking and in every government
building, smoking has been banned.

So this is a guy who has
to, during his prime ministerial

duties, find a corner
where he’s allowed to smoke

and then take a quick puff
and then head back to work

and he’s finding that really difficult
and is really causing a strain on him.

And I actually think
if that’s your biggest

problem being prime
minister isn’t that hard.

So a guy woke up and he’s
like, “I want to have a good day.

” So I’m going to hang out on my balcony,
which I actually think is really nice.

Japanese balconies don’t get used enough.

Japanese balconies tend to be
used primarily for hanging laundry,

which is too bad because I
have a balcony outside my house.

And if we put some table
on the chairs out there,

it’d be very nice to spend
sort of spring autumn evenings.

This guy had sort of a similar feeling
to mine only that I would go out there,

or maybe have a
cocktail, maybe drink

something, maybe just
read, maybe have some tea.

Who knows?

I’m just going to relax.

That’s what it’s all about.

This guy decided to add a little more
stress into his and other people’s lives.

He might be claiming that
this was to reduce his stress.

That is a pretty common defense
for negative actions in Japan.

But he decided that
the best thing he could

do was to hang out his
second story balcony.

And then when someone
walked by, throw a knife at him.

The knife landed four to five meters in
front of the man, who he threw the knife at.

So the victim, so
nothing actually happened.

But the victim stood there.

Basically, you’re walking down the street

and then a knife comes
flying from a building in lands.

Four to five meters in
front of you, so first of all,

we’re all very lucky that this guy
was not like a movie ninja kind of thing

where he’s throwing and
actually hitting anything.

He threw it, missed
about his belly as good.

He was technically anticipating,

’cause you know when you’re
trying to shoot something,

you don’t shoot at them, you shoot in
front of them so where they’re going to be.

He overcompensated and threw too far.

So that you’re walking
down the street one day.

And then just a knife
sort of clangs in front

of you about four
meters in front of you.

What do you do?

Well, you look up and you see the balcony

where the guy’s standing,
probably looking back at you.

And I just think of the awkward
moment where you sort of lock eyes.

And he’s like, the question, the unsaid
question “Did you just throw a knife at me?

” And that guy’s eyes are saying,
“Yeah, I just threw a knife at you.

” Kind of sorry I missed.

I don’t know how I feel right now.

And so the man pulls out his cell phone
very slowly and dials the police and says,

“Hey, I have just been a
victim of attempted murder,

“very clumsy, very lame, attempted murder,
“but attempted murder just the same.

” So the police show
up and arrest this guy.

He hasn’t said why he has done this yet.

I’m going to go ahead and bet
that he didn’t have a reason.

He just gave in to his darker instincts.

He just let those intrusive
thoughts sort of come

through and through
the knife without thinking.

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Japan has 2,820 homeless people.

The Ministry of Health and Welfare
has done a survey, which is interim.

So my first feeling was 2,820 homeless
people in the entire country of Japan.

They didn’t actually survey Ishikawa

because they had suffered
from the earthquakes and stuff.

So they were like, we can’t honestly
don’t, we don’t know if these are people

who don’t have homes or their homes
have been destroyed and something.

So it didn’t really, it
wasn’t really applicable.

But overall, Japan has about
less than 3,000 homeless people,

which seems like a
very little small number,

but this sure is, let me get on my little
soapbox and be a pundit for a minute.

You know, this is like
social welfare, health care.

All these things are taken
care of people with, honestly,

maybe not a lot of
money, have found a way to

survive and not be
homeless at the same time.

That’s actually a very good thing.

It sort of like speaks
to these social programs.

Anyways, the Ministry of
Health and Welfare did a survey.

40% of the 2,820 homeless people surveyed

said they were satisfied with
their current living conditions.

Part of the survey was
where these people are staying.

So 25.2% live in city parks.

So they’re city parks, they set
up a tent or something like that.

They do a little sort of thing, village.

I should have looked at this one
more carefully from my language.

25.2% live in city parks.

So they usually set up tents
or coverings in city parks.

And they’re almost in a little community.

23.8% live along the side of roads.

So I’m not, I’m assuming not in
ditches, but maybe under bridges

and stuff like that where they
have a certain amount of cover.

22.6% prick them.

22.6% live along rivers.

So very similar to living alongside roads.

Maybe they live close to
bridges or under bridges

to get some cover and then
set up some kind of shelter.

6.2% live around train stations.

Which has got to be a lot
harder because you’re not really

allowed to to loiter or stay
around train stations at night.

So that might be where the
police sort of push you along.

You have to move along.

That’s why that number is a lot lower.

But basically city parks
and along major thoroughfares

are where almost all the
homeless people in Japan live.

34.4% of the homeless
people in Japan are 70 or older.

So these are people who
have hit retirement age

for whatever reason do
not have a home to live in.

But 40% of those people are saying they’re
satisfied with their living conditions.

Like the tent I live
in under this bridge

along this river, I’m
actually fine with that.

Which was a little shocking
because you think about it.

But then also you’re living your life.

There’s been a couple
of video games and stuff

where they do like
talk to homeless people.

I guess that’s not real.

They’re just talking about
like the freedom they have.

They’re outside the system.

Yeah, I don’t know
what to think about that.

That’s actually the biggest
issue because I’m looking at this

from someone who has never
actually interacted with these people.

So my opinions of what’s
going on there is based on media

and that’s an unreliable
source of information.

So I shouldn’t make any judgments.

This is a good way to think about
things for the rest of your life.

Is should I make this judgment or not?

No, I don’t actually have
any accurate information.

The rest of the information, we got 2,575.

So that is almost all of them are men.

172 are women and 73 of
them were gender indeterminate.

Primarily because they were
wearing like winter coverings,

like so much clothes that there was, it
wasn’t obvious to tell what their gender was.

It’s not that they wouldn’t reveal it.

It’s just the, I guess the
person didn’t want to ask,

are you a man or a woman
or how do you identify?

Well, Saka had the
most homeless people at

856 Tokyo with second,
which is a big surprise

because there’s a massive amount of
the population of Japan lives in Tokyo.

So you would think a
massive amount of the

population of homeless
people also live in Tokyo.

That’s not the case.

They only have 624.

17.5% said they wanted to
find a job and get an apartment.

And 12% said they wanted
to find an apartment

and use welfare and then
find some kind of light work

to sustain themselves for
the rest of their life in Japan.

It was interesting that
40% of the homeless people

in Japan surveyed, which
was apparently a majority

of the homeless people in Japan were still
satisfied with their living conditions.

I would love to know
why they were satisfied.

Like what was it about their life?

This story is broken my brain.

I would like to talk to some of the
people and find out why how their life is.

‘Cause maybe that’s the bit I’m actually
missing is maybe they’re living okay.

Maybe they have minimal
means or minimal desires.

And that’s why it’s okay.

Whereas I don’t live that life.

I have to have a PlayStation.

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A 58 year old doctor.

We have a couple of doctor stories.

A 58 year old doctor.

It seems in these late 50s is when
the doctors really lose their shit.

A 58 year old doctor
missed a call for a flight.

So you wanted to get a
flight from one city to another.

It was called like please board now.

He missed it.

He walks up to the front.

He says it was never called,
which is a very doctor thing to say.

Like not I missed the call.

Is there any way he can get on board
or get on the next flight or something?

He claims he was never called.

So he goes to the front desk where
he was supposed to catch his flight.

He starts berating the
person working there.

So the ground staff that’s
actually working there.

Of course has no control over
whether or not he heard it or showed up.

You know it was called ’cause it’s probably
an automated system for part of it.

And then it’s like, hey,
last call, get on the airplane.

He slaps the staff twice
completely unhinged.

Like why you think slapping
someone a service person

is going to be in any way
beneficial to your situation.

He probably said like
get me on another plane.

They’re like, we can’t do that right now.

(whooshing)

Didn’t get exactly what
I wanted right away.

I’m a 58 year old man.

Do what I say or you get slapped.

He was, therefore, immediately arrested.

(upbeat music)

A 59 year old doctor.

So this is my point.

So I always talk about
like every now and then

the themes come through,
the themes come through.

It’s not intentional on my part.

Like I start looking for 50 year
old doctor slapping people’s stories.

It’s just like suddenly in
my feed of news stories

that I collect, there are multiple
doctors and the word slap come up.

And I’m like, oh, well, I’m
going to stick those together

and see if there’s like a trend
over the next couple of weeks.

59 year old doctor was on the train.

So he’s standing on the train and there’s a
man seated around him who was coughing.

So he dealt with it.

And of course, you know,
doctors take the Hippocratic oath.

I will do no harm.

He wants to deal with it.

He’s thought like back to
like all my bedside manner

and I became a doctor because
I care so deeply for humanity.

He took that and through
all that out the window

and said, if you
cough again, I’ll kill you.

And to just put it like an exclamation
point on that, he pulled out an ice pick.

The man he was threatening.

So he said like if you cough one more time,

I’ll kill you and point
it a nice pick at him.

The man he was threatening through sitting
down was a member of the Japanese military

at self defense force who then
in that in quotes detained him.

So I’m assuming just grabbed the ice pick

and then threw him to the ground,
held him until the police arrived

and then said, this dude just pulled
an ice pick out, threatened to kill me.

Please deal with that.

The man, the doctor.

So they get highly
educated person who has, you

know, we tend to esteem
doctors as being smart.

But the more I see about
the way doctors behave,

at least in Japan, I think a lot of
them, they might be good doctors.

So that doesn’t mean they actually
understand the rest of the world.

The God complex maybe
comes into play here like, I can do

whatever I want, but you
can’t go threaten military dudes

and then expect to just like
walk away with no problems.

No claim that he was
hurt, but he was detained.

So again, this is an athletic person
who’s in the military versus a doctor

who probably walks around and
tells people to do stuff all the time.

Police arrived, he was arrested.

He admits to taking out the
ice pick, but to nothing else.

So he’s saying, yes, I was on the train.

No, I did not tell the
man to stop coughing.

No, did I did not threaten to murder him.

I just took out my ice pick
to admire it for a little while.

As you do, when you’re
on the train, you’re bored.

You have time.

You take out your ice pick, you admire
the sharp edge, the long sort of shaft.

You sort of stroke a little bit.

This is what people do on the train.

That was about to get way worse.

I’ll just stop right there.

So I think he’s actually
undermined his own argument

by the very fact that he admitted
that, hey, he has been carrying

an ice pick with him, because
who carries an ice pick with him?

Doctors certainly not.

If he had a syringe or
a scalpel in his pocket,

while that would still be
a little weird and shaky

and like, he could say, oh,
yes, I had this scalpel at work.

I put a cover on it or
something, and I just put it

into my pocket and then
forgot it was in my pocket.

Still probably not
believable, but far more likely

than I’m a doctor at a
hospital or I’m a doctor at home,

and I put an ice pick in my
pocket just to hang out and be cool.

And then I got in the train and while I
was on the train, I was just like bored.

So I was like, hmm, let’s take a look
at the ice pick that I’m carrying with me.

Obviously, he did threaten this guy.

He did threaten him with the ice pick.

I think if you don’t say anything, let’s
take away the verbal threat of murder.

If you and I were standing
on a train and I took out

the ice pick and I just
like held it or pointed

out you, that is
inherently threatening.

So I think his, even his counter
argument that he didn’t say anything,

still the underlying feeling
there is guy was coughing.

You were clearly annoyed.

You took out a nice pick.

There is an unspoken threat, and
that is what he should be arrested for

because it’s exactly the
same as saying it out loud.

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54 year old man.

How were 50 year old?

I’m 52.

And I’m like, again, I’ve said this before.

We went through a whole
summer of 50 plus year

old man doing the
weirdest sexual crimes ever.

Now it’s 50 year old
man just being unhinged.

Like that’s the, we seem
to have shifted from, it’s a

sex thing to just like, I’m
an angry, violent old man.

This guy wasn’t angry
or violent, but he still was

expressing those tendencies
is how I feel about it.

54 year old man had a hobby.

That’s a good thing for a 50 year old man.

You’re only a few more
years before you go bananas.

I’m looking forward to saying it.

Also true.

I mean, this is, this is now my concern.

I’m now conscious of my behavior.

Is my behavior going
to just like click off I go?

Now I’m like, is it a weird sex crime?

I’m assuming I would lean towards violence.

Having practiced judo my whole life.

Violence would be my more natural tendency.

I’m wondering when and
where it’s gonna happen.

The train is a hide stress situation.

It’s always when you’re in your worst mood.

You get on the train, but it’s
also like when you’re happy.

So you are on the train for your peaks
and troughs, your valleys, not troughs.

But like you know what I mean?

Like if you’re in your worst
moment, you probably still have

to get on the train and go home
and then someone annoys you.

I can see that happening.

But I so far my hobby is in
sitting this room and make content,

and which is the movie reviews
and podcasts and stuff like that.

It’s very hard for me to
hurt someone else from here.

And I think that might be the key to me not
getting arrested between now and sort of,

these guys all seem to be,
it seems to be in their 50s.

So it seems like past
60, it happens a lot less.

So if I can get through
the next eight to 10 years

in this room, basically never leaving,
I think I’m not gonna get arrested.

But let’s get on to our 54 year old man.

He has a hobby.

I have a hobby and that takes up my timing.

It means I don’t get into
trouble with other things.

This guy chose the wrong hobby.

I think that’s what we’re
really gonna learn from this.

My hobby is make content
people don’t like the content.

Maybe people do like the content.

That’s fine.

No one gets hurt either way.

He likes building things he
likes working with his hands.

Very admirable.

I think it’s really cool when
someone can build something

from scratch and he’s decided,
“Well, I’m technically skilled.

“I know how to make things.

“I’m going to make weapons
that are illegal in Japan.

” And that’s the first problem.

He was arrested because
he had a fully functional pen

that shot a gun that was
lethal to a human being.

So it had enough capacity or
power that you could shoot the

pen at a person and it would
most likely kill that person.

The police got an anonymous tip.

And as I said in our last episode, if
you’re gonna do illegal weird bad things,

you have to keep the
people around you happy.

So you can’t be off putting
in weird and unpleasant

if you’re going to commit
crimes or do bad things.

Because the anonymous tips are the ones

that are getting these
people in trouble lately.

These anonymous tips to
government lines or the police and

stuff are the ones that are
getting these guys arrested.

So this guy, I don’t know.

He had been making
these things for a while.

We will see in a minute because
of the volume of stuff he had.

No one said anything.

So he must have pissed
someone off at some point.

And that person
decided to call the police

anonymous tip and then
they show up at his house.

And they’re like, “Hey,
do you have a gun pen?

” He’s like, “Sure I do.

” And he holds it up
and shows it to him.

I don’t know if that’s how it happened.

They didn’t actually
say how he was arrested.

He actually had a YouTube channel where
he was showing off the things he’d made.

Like the anti-tank gun he built himself.

No, it’s a bit of his exaggeration.

It is a replica of a World
War II anti-tank gun.

It has a big shield and a big cannon.

It actually has wheels and it’s like
connects to, has like a trailer hitch.

So it connects to a truck or
something else to get it around.

It looks exactly like a miniature
version of an anti-tank thing,

but when I say miniature, I
mean like a one to four scale.

So it would go up to
like my shins or my hip.

That’s what it’s very hard to see
’cause I’m just watching on video.

But he was using an indoor and
he was shooting Rubik’s Cube.

So it was essentially a really
big, powerful, compressed air gun.

But if you put something sharp in there,

you have a gun that could kill a human
being, which is, again, illegal in Japan.

So he had his YouTube channel
where he’s showing this off,

shooting a stack of Rubik’s Cubes, which
doesn’t seem very threatening until again,

you take those extra steps to what could
he do if he modified this even further.

The police come in search of his house.

They find his workshop
where he has 90 other firearms.

Now, most of these look like guns,
but I’m assuming they’re actually air guns

’cause he said 16 of these weapons
violate the firearm control law.

So he’s probably got things that look
like real guns that are not real guns.

They’re like air guns or they
make noise or something like that.

He’s got other things he’s
made himself or he’s taken the

air guns and modified them
so they shoot actual stuff.

Maybe not just pellets
or something like that.

But because he was
making these things himself,

he’s also in violation of the
weapon manufacturing law.

  • Oh, one, don’t do crime.

Rule two, don’t talk about
our failure self doing a crime.

Rule three, don’t post about
said crimes on the internet.

Fully agree with.

Your dude did break all three.

The problem is these guys do this.

They think, ah, wouldn’t it be cool for
everyone to see the gun I made at home?

I’m gonna film it and put it on
YouTube and be really popular.

And then someone’s gonna say, it
actually could have been someone

who didn’t know him, who
wasn’t annoyed with him.

We just saw, here’s a Japanese
dude making a cannon at home.

I think this is wrong and called a police.

But again, don’t film it.

When we went through the hole, it
was like all the harassment streamers

and they were filming themselves
and then they all got arrested.

That was always like, dude, if you weren’t,

like if you’re harassing people, that’s
bad, but filming it and putting it online,

that’s just guaranteed
you’re gonna get arrested.

But because he was building these,

he’s also in violation of the
weapon manufacturing law,

which I’m actually betting is more
serious than just having like, possessing,

is bad, manufacturing is worse.

This is like trafficking drugs is bad,
producing and trafficking drugs is worse.

When he was arrested,
he said, I should have

thrown it away if I had
known this would happen.

Which I guess all I can say is correct.

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Lost my Beer Money

(upbeat music) Yoshi Zawaj Yo.

It was a famous Japanese guy.

I’ll be really honest.

I don’t know who he is.

I had to look him up.

Just because I don’t keep
track of famous people generally.

So he was in common ride
or Gintama, bleach, kingdom.

A lot of movies, dramas,
but the real money in

Japanese media, if you
are famous, is in advertising.

So you can get on TV.

You won’t make that much more.

You can get movies, you
won’t make that much money.

They don’t put as much money into
TV and movies as they do in advertising.

You can watch shows and the ads just have
a higher quality editing video quality.

It’s just everything about it’s just better
than the actual show you’re watching.

And it’s not an unusual experience.

You get used to it pretty quick.

One of the things people notice when
they come is there’s a lot of panel shows

where it’s people sit down and there’s
a topic and they talk about the topic

and then they have a
conversation and there’s a comedian

and they say funny stuff and
there’s these famous people

and they say maybe just serious
stuff or maybe they’re funny who knows.

Why are there so many of those shows?

Well, they’re very cheap to produce.

You can sit down with that group of people,

film for two hours, change
their clothes, film for

two hours, change their
clothes, film for two hours.

That’s like six episodes in one day.

You could do the same thing
over the course of a week

and film an entire season of
people just doing chat shows.

That is why those shows are popular.

The other very popular show that foreigners

when they come to Japan are very
shocked by is the amount of eating on TV.

The irony for any sensible
media consumer is the

knowledge very quickly that
they can’t say the foods bad.

So if you are on a Japanese
TV show, you’re gonna go into

a ramen restaurant with
someone else, probably comedian.

I sit down and you’re gonna order
the ramen, especially and you’re like,

“Oh, this is the most
amazing ramen I’ve ever seen.

” “Oh, it smells so
good than you idiot.

” “Ah, this is the best.

” And they freak
out every single time.

It’s not a problem, it’s just
as a foreigner, as a Westerner.

It gets very boring and
very repetitive, very quickly.

So I stopped watching a lot of Japanese TV

because I don’t need to see
someone eat ramen and say it’s good.

I would like to see someone
eat some ramen and go,

“This is fine, this is
mediocre, this is not very good.

” That’s not what
the show is doing.

It’s really just a filmed chat
show in a different environment.

So that’s kind of Japanese media.

So if you wanna make money
in Japanese media, pop culture,

whatever, you have to
do ads, beer, ads, car ads,

insurance ads, whatever,
ads are where the money is.

So this guy, Yoshizawa Ryo, he got drunk.

Yeah, it happens, people get drunk.

I get drunk on occasion.

I’m very much a day drinker now.

Like, I don’t drink at night.

And I realize I enjoy drinking
in early day, not morning.

It’s a bit risky, I think.

I tend to be a lunch
drinker and then in the

afternoon, if I can feel
like a headache coming out,

I was like, “Oh, I’ll
just drink some water.

” And then I don’t wake
up with hangovers anymore.

And I realized this is a
much more sensible decision,

which is the kind of thing
you do when you’re old.

Make sensible decisions
even for your drinking periods.

But you should try it.

Like, next thing you’re
like, “I’m gonna get ripped.

” Get ripped in the
mid early afternoon.

Eat lunch and get ripped while
eating lunch and then do your thing.

And then as you start to come down, you
be like, “I’m just gonna drink some water.

” And you’re not pounding water
to try to get rid of the headache.

And then you get to a nice sleep.

I guess I shouldn’t be
recommending day drink.

You shouldn’t be
recommending drinking in

general, but at the same
time, you’re gonna drink.

It was this guy, obviously, did
not have the same self-control I do,

or that I have just recommended
from an interview with Japan.

On December 30th, he went into the
wrong apartment and the dorm was unlocked.

It’s funny that a lot of people
started to come to his defense.

Like, well, the door was unlocked.

How is he to know that
it was not his apartment?

He just like was he drunk?

He went into an apartment.

He laid down and go, “Slee,
we shouldn’t punish him for that.

” I’m like, “Mm.

” The fact that the
door was unlocked

is not made that this was
now an accessible apartment.

Does not mean it was okay to just
go in and like make yourself at home.

If I leave my door unlocked and you come
into my house, there’s a beaten happening.

I don’t know if it’s gonna be you or me,

but I’m gonna do my best
to make sure it’s on you.

I have been told that perhaps I
leave the door open on purpose

and the hopes that someone
will intrude into my house

so I get to fight them so that I can test
my skills and that may or may not be true.

I actually think I just
don’t think about it

because I don’t mind if we have to
go there at some point in the future.

I don’t know what this
conversation just happened.

Riosi Zawa gets drunk, goes into
the wrong apartment, gets in trouble.

Fair.

He loses his advertising deal with Asahi.

The makers of Asahi, he’s super dry.

I think he had a special drink he was doing
with them, like a certain drink campaign.

Who cares?

It’s just all shit beer.

Beer companies make beer
and then they make light

beer and then they
make beer adjacent drinks.

That’s the big push right now
for beer companies is things

that are not beer that could take
the beer space that used to be.

They’re not gonna be successful.

Beer has an image that goes with it.

I’m not a big beer fan, but
that’s, again, I’m not judging

people who do drink beer,
although I absolutely do judge them.

They are looking for the thing.

So this was supposed
to be one of the methods

is they get this guy,
he’s a fairly popular actor.

I don’t know what their base, they were
demographic they were trying to appeal to.

I also don’t care.

You can’t have your
beer ironically associated

with someone who gets in
trouble while they’re drunk.

I think that’s the
whole irony of this story,

is that this alcoholic beverage
is being represented by

clearly a fan of alcohol, by
clearly a user of their product.

Now, I actually generally, if I know
someone who advertises something

as an actual user of that product,
their opinion would go a little further.

If they came up and they
were advertising a phone

or a car or something and
I knew they had that phone,

I knew they had that car be like,
well, they believe in that product.

And introduced a pen,
doesn’t really do any

advertising, ’cause I don’t
have that moral dilemma,

but I’m pretty sure I would
sell out almost instantly.

My morals are very shaky when
it comes to the need for money.

And I think that’s actually
true of most people.

So if, but I actually,
this is not an opportunity

that’s gonna come
my way anytime soon.

But if I actually was
gonna advertise something,

I’d wanna use it
and if I didn’t like it,

I think the tone of the
ad might get that through.

So that would be something.

I consider the people listening
to News, Japan to be like,

they have a more subtle
understanding of media consumption.

And they would get the message that
I really use this product versus I don’t.

Like I think someone
goes, I really use this.

That’s actually like, do you?

Or are you just saying that?

Because you really don’t use it,
but you need people to believe you do.

Anyways, irrelevant.

So he’s lost his beer money.

I don’t know if this has gone so
far he’s gonna lose his other money.

We have another guy, one of the
guys from SMAP, just gotten trouble.

It turns out he paid 90 million
yen to a woman to solve troubles.

No one’s gone so far as to
say what the troubles are.

I’m sure that’s gonna
come out in the next week.

So that’ll probably be
in next week’s episode.

But it’s one of those
things where people are like,

okay, this guy’s losing
all his shows is that okay.

And it’s like, well, the fact that he,

perhaps, again, we don’t
know what actually happened,

but it’s bad enough that
he felt it was acceptable

to pay 90 million yen
to keep this woman quiet.

Is it okay for someone
who’s famous just to do

bad things and then pay
money and then stay on TV?

And this is a real moral quandary
because the companies he’s famous,

a lot of people around
him are getting paid.

Do those people deserve to lose their job?

No, they can get other jobs for whatever.

This guy has enough money.

If he’s been sensible with his money,
he has way more than 90 million yen.

That’s nothing to him.

There is a question
coming as to how much

this guy loses and
therefore deserves to lose.

It’ll be one of the
conversations sort of Japanese

entertainment news over
the next couple of weeks.

I know he’s going to be removed from shows.

The question is, is he going
to be removed from shows

for a couple of weeks, a
month, years or forever?

That’s actually the way it goes.

There was this story.

Are you getting a lot of
reminiscing of old Japanese stories?

Becky was very famous.

She was on every TV show for a little while

and then she just disappeared
and I didn’t know why.

And it turns out that she
had been having an affair

with a very famous
guitarist who was married.

So she was the mistress.

The guy, so this is two
people, did the exact same thing.

He cheated on his wife.

You could even say that Becky was
more innocent because she wasn’t married

and you could maybe pretend
she knew, she knew he was married.

But she was the other woman.

She lost everything.

She lost all of her shows.

She lost all of her contracts.

She couldn’t do anything anymore.

She was just gone that week.

The guitarist, gone for
about two, three weeks

and then came back
as if nothing happened.

And that was one of those things that sort
of tells you a lot about Japanese culture

and society and the patriarchy and all that
stuff is still alive and well and going.

I think it is changing, but
it’s a very slow process.

I think if she was punished that much,
she should have been punished that much.

I just think the punishment should have
been equally distributed and it wasn’t.

And that was, even again, with
my own personal biases, I was unfair.

I never liked her so I don’t miss her.

Asi had to put out a
statement and they said,

“The Yoshizawa Ryo
incident isn’t a fact

as an alcohol company
of which we can approve.

” If this guy who’s representing
our alcoholic product

is going to get drunk and then
walking to other people’s houses

and then something sooner
or later something worse

is gonna happen, we can’t
have that reflecting back on us

so we’re gonna cut ties with him,
which is a very understandable position.

I do still part of my brain goes,
but I know he was an avid user.

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There’s a new lot.

We’ve spent this year, 2024.

The last part of 2024
talking about host clubs a lot.

There were rules changes,
other laws that were

crackdowns, there were
things, a lot of people,

a lot of stories about people
getting involved with hosts.

Dee Dee Cha, the whole deal.

She made millions of the
yen off ripping off people

and scamming and stuff
and she gave it all to a host

so she didn’t even make
any money off that in the end.

Okay, so this is a huge
problem in Japan and there’s

been under, in the CD
underbelly of Japan as a culture.

Well, now it’s starting
to catch up with them

because what happens is
the host gets you into debt.

And they say, if you wanna get out of debt,

you have to do this like
essentially adult services.

If you wanna get out of
debt, we’re gonna make

a movie, we’re gonna
sell you to other people.

They’re basically doing
their best to get these

women into debt so they
can then abuse them more.

So now there’s a new
law targeting specifically

host and host as
clubs, host clubs mainly.

Businesses suspected of engaging in romance
trade could be shut down completely.

Romance trade is now the term
that they’re going to be using

for I get into, I’m a host and
we start to form a relationship

or professional one as
the host and the customer.

And then I trick you
into falling in love with me

and I try to exploit you with dangling
the idea that you could be my girlfriend

or we could have a relationship
or something like that.

That is now going to be
classified as a scam or a crime.

It hasn’t actually been classified yet,

but it could get the entire
establishment shut down.

So it means all the
other host lose their jobs.

All the management, they lose their jobs.

They get shut down for that.

A criminal penalty will be attached to
this for coercing customers into sex.

This doesn’t mean sex with the host.

It will be into like any sort of sex work.

So this could be pornography.

This could be selling them to people.

Anything like that, any
sort of sex work will be at

least six months in prison
and one million yen fine.

Now that actually doesn’t sound like much,

but again, this is supposed
to be the first step

in a deterrent and it should
stop it from happening.

But then they’re also
talking about shutting down

the establishment a whole
bunch of people will lose their jobs.

This might make them more cautious,

or at least give the police more
ammunition to go after them.

A 55 year old civil servant was fired.

That’s not an unusual story.

What did he do?

Well, let me tell you.

He left his shift to go to
the gym and like that’s bad.

You shouldn’t leave your working
hours, you shift your job to go to the gym.

I think we can all agree with that.

I mean, you go on your lunch break.

It’s your breaks.

You’re not really at work anymore.

So obviously he was
leaving during work hours.

An anonymous call was made
that this was happening regularly.

So they had found out
he kind of did it once.

There was a phone call.

The anonymous call is
coming up fairly regularly.

Let’s not often, but it happens at
regular intervals where we get these like,

this person was reported
by an anonymous phone

call and then the
company or in this case,

the government did an investigation
and found out some awful thing.

Like it’s always been like, the last
one I remember was this teacher

was working at a soap club or
this employee in the government

has a second job that
is a little bit suspect.

So they get an anonymous phone call,
which made me realize a long time ago.

Like if you’re going to work
one job and they do something

else that would inhibit that
first job, so any sort of sex work

or any sort of ripping
people off or anything,

you have to keep the people
around you really happy.

You can’t piss them off because
they’re going to rat you out

because they have this anonymous
system where they can call in

and just get you in
trouble, get you reported.

You have to keep everyone around you happy
somehow to make sure this doesn’t happen.

Because to me, the anonymous
phone call actually means

one of his coworkers who
either has to pick up his slack

and then it gets pissed
off and gets the guy fired.

Or one of his coworkers like
need something or need some help

in this guy just like disappears
for a couple hours a day.

Then he doesn’t, then
he has to do more work.

He’s burdened by that.

You have to make sure that
guy stays happy somehow.

Or he notices you’re screwing off and then
he doesn’t really care for a long time.

So he doesn’t report you,
but then you piss him off,

you say something rude or
you’re condescending or something.

Then he reports you that is
always going to screw you over.

So if you’re going to, this is maybe my,
I need advice to criminal jingle, I think.

This is not really crime, but my,

the Ninja New Japan advice segment,
maybe I need to create something for that.

If you’re going to do
anything, even a little suspect,

you have to be very polite, very kind
and very helpful to the people around you.

And that might be
counterintuitive to the whole fact

that you’re scamming or committing
a crime or doing something untoward.

But it’s important because that anonymous
phone call could be your downfall.

As it was in this case
for this 55 year old men

and a 55 year old dude getting
fired from the government,

it’d be very hard for
him to get another job

because he’s got another
decade before retirement

age and he’s like
pension and stuff kicks in.

So he’s got to find other work,
which is going to be very difficult.

The investigation went back to 2021 to 2024

and they found he went 633
times to the gym in 800 days.

So my first image is like,
this guy must be huge.

Like he must be like, he
gets up, goes to the gym,

goes to work, goes to the gym, goes to work,
goes home, goes to the gym, goes to bed.

Like his whole life is the gym.

He must be super jack, 55 year old dude,

must be in great shape or
maybe he’s like a marathon

runner, he’s on the treadmill,
going, no, he spent a majority

of that time soaking in
the bath or stretching.

So they have on the
sands, they have bath tubs.

He went, he would stretch,
he would get in the bath

and that’s how he would
spend his hour at the gym.

So he wasn’t even working out in
my concept of version or working out.

I know stretching can
be considered a workout.

Yoga is very good for
you, that kind of thing.

He wasn’t even doing that.

He was maybe doing a
little of that 10, 15 minutes

then getting in the bath for the rest
of the time, then going back to work.

I’m sure at work he was a very relaxed man
or because he wasn’t in the bath relaxing,

he was actually really pissy at work, which
is how the anonymous phone call happened.

They calculated this
was 633 times in 800 days.

So that’s giving you a sense
he was going almost every day

to the gym and not to work
out to just sit in the bath.

So he wanted to sit in the
bath in the gym every day.

He said because he had numbness in
his arm and it really helped with his arm.

I bet you could get a
doctor’s note of some

sort to get some sort of
accommodation for that.

If it was true, I don’t know if it’s true.

I don’t want to make
aspiration cast aspersions

towards this man because
I don’t know enough.

I only got the information
from the article.

But they calculated to
658 hours and 36 minutes.

So he was going about an
hour every time he was going.

He’s gotten fired, it’s not like a crime.

So he’s not going to
get charged with anything

but the company could
sue him for the lost wages.

So he has to pay back 1.8
million yen for the hours he was

being paid while at the
gym soaking in a bath.

His statement at the end was, I overdid it.

I regret it talking again
about doing too much.

A 21 year old woman was arrested for
making 670 calls to the fire department.

Now the last few times we’ve
had this, it was the person was

lonely or wanted to talk or
didn’t feel anything or was bored.

They tended to be older people.

So older people, they got this
time, they don’t know what to do.

So they start calling emergency services
to get attention or something like that.

This woman, she had a different reason.

She would call up and say, you’re noisy.

If you come again, I’ll kill you.

I’ll crush the ambulance.

I don’t know how big or strong
this 21 year old Japanese woman was

I’m going to go ahead and bet
she couldn’t crush an ambulance.

Sometimes she would make silent calls.

She would just call up and
just stay silent on the phone.

But this inhibits the
ability for other people

to actually make phone
calls to the fire station

or emergency services to get
the help they might actually meet.

So she’s obstructing business.

She sometimes made up to 50 calls a day.

It’s not hard.

They can trace phone calls.

So I mean, it’s not a hard thing to do.

I actually thought like when
the calls became an a nuisance,

like when she started calling, I
was like, how the fire department

guy should have gone, OK,
tell us where your house is

and we’ll make sure to turn
off the siren when we go by.

And then if she goes, oh, that’s good.

She’ll tell you her address.

And then you actually know where she is.

So you can just call the police.

It is awful that they had to
wait till it got to like 670 calls

before they actually could
get something actually done.

I’m wondering if that’s
because her calls were

too short or they
weren’t able to trace it.

I don’t know enough
about actually tracing calls.

So that’s actually maybe the first issue.

But it sounds like it’s actually
slightly harder than it is on the TV.

Final story for today.

I’m actually doing this a little early
because today’s a national holiday.

And I have to work tomorrow to
make and I’ll make that day up later.

But that later won’t be Tuesday.

So I won’t get an episode
in Engineers Japan out.

And I know you are desperate
for your Japanese news.

And just to hear my voice
for the few people who I know

listen to this when they
go to sleep, you know, I’m

trying to keep an even
tone and not get too excited.

But just so you get that sound in your
ears when you go to bed, my appreciate you.

This is an update.

We had this story.

I actually may have done
this on a Seamick B though.

So I actually have to check which episode.

If you want to go back and
get the all the details, I’m pretty

sure it was a Seamick B.
This was a very serious story.

There was a group of girls who beat
up and abused and bullied another girl.

And then they got to the point
where they got her on a bridge

and they pushed her off
the bridge and killed her.

This case was being investigated.

Now it’s a murder.

It’s a homicide.

But it wasn’t being
investigated by the homicide

department, which
is already suspicious.

And it turns out the cop
investigating the murder was

involved with one of
the girls involved in this

group who was doing the
bullying and the murder.

The girl, she’s already on trial.

This police officer has lost his job.

This is just a really short update
as to what happened to him.

He was having a relationship
with the suspect in a murder

investigation and the case was
investigated by not the homicide

department, which is
already to me like he’s pulling

strings to try to get her
out of the investigation.

So she doesn’t give, he’s
essentially trying to cover up a murder.

The cops that parted
with her, so basically she

worked at a bar and all
these cops went to this bar.

They’re saying she was
actually a confidential informant.

She was like a CI.

She was giving them information.

And this cop who was working
with her got too close to her.

And I was like, that sounds like a bunch
of cops trying to cover for another cop.

But he was found out
because one of the cops

in this group actually
reported his behavior.

So there were some
good cops out there being

like, dude, I think this
guy’s going too far.

And then when the murder investigation
comes up, it’s like holy crap.

Now you’ve gone way too far.

I need to report this.

The police officer was
married with children.

So that just adds another
layer of Iq to this whole story.

They’re saying she was a CI.

They got too close.

They were working together.

And then he sort of, but
the fact that a lot of these

police were involved in making
sure this didn’t get to the

right department to the
homicide department that this

wasn’t investigated properly
shows that there is sort of a

level of corruption that was
going on in the department, which

I actually think that would be
the next step of investigation

because all those other cops are
going to be like, take a step back

and be like, well, now that he’s been
caught, we had nothing to do with it.

And they’re all just saying,
oh, she was a CI and stuff.

I don’t believe any of that.

I believe they were covering
for that guy they work with.

The thing is he hasn’t been
prosecuted for anything.

So there’s no, it has he committed a crime.

That’s actually the
question that I’m left with.

So he’s been fired.

He’s no longer a police officer.

But he was part of a cover up.

Maybe he interfered with an investigation.

Absolutely.

But is that provable?

So that becomes a whole
other set of questions.

Again, we don’t have
the information for this.

But it does seem like
this cop interfered with an

investigation has a crime
occurred or has he just

made some bad choices
ended up losing his job?

We don’t know.

It would have been better if you went to
the gym and just spent his time in the back.

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Best Dating Advice

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All right, new to New Japan,
back from the holiday, back in 2025.

My throat’s really rough
because they’ve introduced

a chime milk tea, which
has become my favorite drink,

which means I’m drinking it every morning,
but it gives me a really rough throat

and I didn’t think about
it being podcast day.

I shouldn’t have had it
until after I did the podcast.

I apologize, we’re gonna do
a lot of editing this episode

as I like her own my
way through this episode.

We’ve talked about all through the
latter part of 2024 dark part time jobs.

These are jobs you go
on the internet to find

and they say like, oh, here’s
a quick way to make money

and then you find out
you’re committing a crime.

You find out you’re
committing fraud, you’re robbing

a store or something,
you’re the getaway driver.

Something illegal is involved in this job.

That’s why it’s getting
called the dark part time jobs.

Well, police are having a lot of
trouble tracking this stuff because, well,

how do you catch someone
and is completely random?

It’s not like this is a
crew that works together.

These are random people that are thrown
together who do a job, who then separate.

They don’t know each other.

They have no connection.

So the cops need to do something.

So the cops are going to be getting
fake IDs to combat dark part time jobs,

which makes me think,
didn’t they have this already?

Like, I would assume cops have
fake IDs to prove that they’re not cops,

to prove they’re not the people
they are that they’re pretending

to be other people so that
they can get in with the criminals.

They can go out of their cover.

Do Japanese cops not go under cover?

Like, I’m sure I’ve seen TV
shows where they do that.

That’s not immoral or illogical.

It seemed like something I just assumed

had already happening, but I
think what they’re really saying

is they’re going to be
creating fake personas

that they can use
online because the first

applications of these
jobs has to be done online.

So you’re going to need online credentials,
which maybe they didn’t have those before.

Is my assumption, I don’t
actually know if that’s correct.

They are also asking Twitter to
take down posts that are offering.

They’re going to ask Twitter to take
down posts, offering dark part time jobs.

And in some cases, they are actually
just phishing because they’re scamming,

so they’re basically
trying to get your

information so they can
then fish or blackmail you.

Cops will be applying
for jobs going forward.

So basically, this means cops in 2025

are going to be applying
for these dark part time jobs.

My question is, how long
before we get to the point

where the cop takes the
dark part time job, sees it as a

viable opportunity and then
actually commits the crime.

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The man was detained for
abandonment leading to death.

So he left someone who is sick or
injured and that person eventually died.

That I guess not rendering
aid or calling for help is a crime.

I don’t know much about this is
one where I would need a lawyer

to give me some information
as to what the actual crime is.

Because maybe just
walking away from something

isn’t a crime because you’re not involved
and you don’t want to get involved.

Is there an obligation?

That’s a whole other thing.

And they have the Good Samaritans acting

in some countries where you kind of have
to help out if you see someone in trouble.

Lawyer tells him not
to answer any questions.

Very reasonable piece of lawyering advice.

It’s advice you should take.

I’m not a lawyer but any lawyer will
tell you when the cops ask you questions.

Don’t answer any questions.

Just don’t say anything because
they’re not there to help you.

The lawyer then gives
this guy a t-shirt that says,

“I refuse questioning
in Japanese.

” So he has a t-shirt he’s wearing
that says, “I refuse questioning.

” I’m wearing a t-shirt that right now
that says, “golden harvest presentation.

” Because I like Kung Fu movies.

So this is representative of I
guess what you’re feeling or thinking.

So I feel like Kung Fu movies are
good and they need to be promoted.

This man was feeling, his
lawyer certainly was feeling,

“I don’t think I should be
talking to the cops about anything.

” So he’s wearing this t-shirt
that says, “I refuse questioning.

” Making it blatantly clear
that when the cops come in

and ask him questions,
he’s not going to

answer and the answer
is written on his chest.

It is very visible.

This is problematic for the police.

The police want to
say he never denied

questioning or something,
they want to twist it.

I mean, the day after he
receives this brand new t-shirt

from his lawyer that
says, “I refuse questioning.

” The police
confiscate the shirt.

When they asked, “Why did you
take the t-shirt away from this man?

” They said, “Because
it was a dangerous item.

” Now, of the t-shirts, what
aspect of it is dangerous?

Because he’s wearing a
shirt if he’s even in his prison.

Like, even if he’s been
arrested without a shirt,

they would probably give him a
shirt to wear while he’s in prison.

I would say comparing I refuse questioning

and the golden harvest
t-shirt I’m wearing right now,

I would say the Kung Fu
t-shirt is more dangerous

just by its very nature of being
connected to Kung Fu, the Kung Fu spirit.

The lawyer criticized the police, saying,

“labeling inconvenient words as
dangerous reflects a dangerous system

“on the part of the police and
raises constitutional concerns.

” Which I think is
absolutely correct.

I am not pro crime, I’m not
pro criminal, but I am pro rights.

And your rights in most
countries is don’t talk to the cops.

The cops aren’t there to help you.

They’re not trying to solve a crime.

They’re trying to pin it on someone

so they can finish the paperwork
and move on to the next one.

Now, that’s not to say cops are bad.

I’ve met a lot of very good cops
in my life, but they are doing a job.

And the job is to close cases,
not necessarily solve them.

Yes, just advice for anybody.

Don’t talk to the cops.

Having done Ninja Ninja Ninja
Japan for as long as I have no.

I don’t even know how many years.

It’s been four or five, six years.

I actually don’t remember.

We’re in the 300s as far
as episode goes, so it’s 50.

Let’s not do math, let’s
not worry about any of that.

It’s been doing Ninja
Ninja Japan for a long time.

They talk about the very
famous 99 point whatever

percent conviction
rate in Japanese courts.

And that makes it sound
like if you get arrested,

you’re going to go to court and
you’re going to be found guilty.

You’re almost guilty until proven innocent,

not the other way around,
innocent until proven guilty.

This incredibly high conviction
rate comes from the fact

that the prosecutors only
take cases where they can lay.

It’s like a slam dunk where
they know they’re going to win.

So if there’s any doubt on the prosecutor’s
side, they’re going to dismiss the case.

They’re going to say, we’re
not going to bother with it.

We’re not going to prosecute
it so that never gets it.

So the ones where
there’s any sort of question,

never get prosecuted
in the first place.

So if you ever get arrested in
Japan, your best bet is to just say

nothing because if you
say nothing, that’s always

going to leave them with
that sort of modicum of doubt.

That modicum of doubt is
going to be enough for the

prosecutors to go, we don’t
know if we can think this guy.

If we can’t convict this guy,
we’re just going to let him go.

I actually think that, even for the
criminals out there who I do think

should be arrested, if I
was your lawyer, this is

the advice I would give,
I’d get you that t-shirt.

The one that says I refuse
questioning, I’m not talking to the cops.

I’m not talking to anybody because there’s
a very, very high chance that if they say,

like, oh, we can’t crack this guy,
they’re just going to let you go.

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Can mean the stores
are everywhere in Japan.

So you go in and can mean the
stores are open 24 hours a day.

Not uncommon for
people to go to can mean

the stores 2, 3, 4, 5
o’clock in the morning.

So you walk into a convenience store,
there’s a certain set of expectations.

And it’s going to be pretty quiet.

There’s going to be a lot of
people who may be standing around.

If it’s a busy one, if it’s really,
really late at night, it’s probably empty.

Just you and the clerk.

This one, quite late
at night, had a bunch of

customers just milling
around being normal people.

Then a guy walks into the
convenience store and causes a panic.

Why does he cause a panic?

Because he’s completely nude.

The weirdly interesting part
is he was a little taller than me.

I’m 183 centimeters, so I’m about six foot.

This guy’s 185, so
he’s just a little bit

taller than me, so he’s
a big Japanese dude.

He walks into the
convenience store, buck naked.

That is already a bit of a shock.

So the customers are
like, “Ugh, what’s going on?

” One customer said, “I
looked around, I saw the man

standing looking
at me completely

silent, naked,” which
was very off-putting.

And I was like, the silent part is
off-putting, silent and nude is way worse.

I don’t know why that’s the case.

Nude is bad, but nude and noisy
is not as scary as nude and silent.

Just naked, standing,
silent, staring at you.

That’s scarier than naked guy freaking out.

I don’t know why that is.

Maybe this is just some
part of the psychology

in there that makes
it more disturbing.

Then they notice he has a knife on him.

He’s holding on him.

He’s not wearing it close,
so he has a knife in his hand.

Then they notice he
has a knife in his hand, so

he wanders, get not
actually bothering anybody.

He wanders to the back
of the store, goes into the

bathroom, a bunch of
the customers run outside.

The clerk’s go outside,
they bar the door

from the outside so that he cannot
get out of the convenience store.

So he’s now in the convenience store alone.

They call the cops.

A couple minutes later, the cops show up.

He starts stabbing the products.

I’m thinking like the chip
bags for some reason.

I guess it’s the most
stabable item to me in

the, “Oh, have you
really fun to stab the milk?

” There’s a quiz
we could put out.

What would be the most fun thing
to stab in the convenience store?

Because the chip bags
would make a nice pop.

That’d be pretty good.

The milk, or a lot of
the liquid items, would

have that nice burst
of gushing of liquid

that would come out of it, so they
would be quite fun to stab as well.

But that’s not actually
what we’re talking about.

We’re talking about what he started
doing, so the cops show up there outside.

They’ve had no real interaction.

He sort of notices he’s
stuck in the convene.

I mean, notice is the
cops are outside, so I guess

part of his brain goes,
“I’m about to get arrested.

” Might as well
make it worthwhile.

Start stabbing items on the
shelves of the convenience store.

Twenty cops show up.

They surround the convenience store.

Now this is a single
naked man with a knife.

They actually later said two knives, which
would mean a random to a problem, because

that would be a knife in each hand, because
unless he’s holding a knife somewhere else.

He’s not holding in his mouth,
although he’s not making any noise.

Because they would have said that.

So it seems like maybe he was holding
both knives in one hand or something.

I don’t know.

Something happened there,
because it started out the story.

I read a couple versions of the story.

It was said once that he had a knife, once
that he had two knives, and once that he

was suspected of having
more than one knife.

But when you’re naked, you’re
carrying capacity is very limited.

That’s the issue I ran into, not
how many knives he actually had.

If he had more than
one knife, it would be

very obvious, because he’s
not got it hidden somewhere else.

He’s a naked man.

That’s not an actually relevant.

Twenty cops show up.

They come in.

They kind of storm the building.

They push him to the ground.

Nobody gets hurt.

He gets arrested.

It was interesting to
me that it was a 20 cops

showed up, because
again, once the showing

how safe Japan is, because
in America, this again,

I only take all my
information from the news.

There isn’t a cross the whole
country, but the news stories you

get would be naked man with
knife gets shot by two or three cops.

It would be pretty quick,
whereas in Japan, no one got hurt.

He got taken down.

Again, a story said
how they did it, but I

didn’t want to count
that, because if I don’t

have confirmation from two
or three sources, kind of deal.

All we do know he’s been
arrested, we do that nobody’s hurt.

Clearly something else is going on there.

You don’t take off all your clothes and
say, “I want to go to the convenience store.

I’m going to bring a knife.

” I didn’t seem to intend
to hurt anybody with

the knife, but then took
it out on the products.

Maybe he was anti-capitalism.

That actually is why we
get 20 cops showing up.

There is a doctor at a
cosmetic clinic, so a plastic

surgeon, and she’s had
to make an apology online.

While she was in Guam,
she posted several

pictures of herself going to a
place where they train on cadavers.

Her first caption was, “I’m
off to dissect a fresh cadaver,

and it’s her and some of her
friends looking really happy.

It’s almost like
a holiday photo.

” Then there are pictures
of her in, surrounded

by other doctors,
and other dead bodies.

She’s blurred out some of
the faces, but some are visible

in the background, because
she didn’t get them all.

She’s thrown up the peace sign,
like every Japanese person does.

A lot of people very
quickly started saying,

“This is pretty
disrespectful because these

are people who’ve
donated their bodies to

science, and you’re being very flippant
about how you’re treating this event.

You’re being very
disrespectful to the people

who’ve taken their lives of sorts
and put them in your hands for a while.

” This actually resonated
with me because I have

very technically donated
my body to science as well.

When I was in university,
you can donate your

organs if you die in a
car accident or whatever.

I’m all for that.

There’s anything, if
I’m going to die, there’s

anything useful in my body
that someone else can use.

100% they should take it, take out
all the blood, take out all the organs.

I don’t need it anymore.

They might as well get something out of it.

I took it a step further
and signed up for that

if I die, shipped my body
back to my university,

my university has a
hospital on the ground, so

it’s one of a really,
really big university.

It has a medical school,
and then the students

can practice their
skills on my cadaver,

and then, hopefully, they
become better surgeons.

That was kind of my
thinking is, like, if in

my death, someone can
benefit, be it physically

by taking some of my
organs, or, educationally,

by becoming hopefully a better doctor, I
think that is a great benefit to the world,

and again, I’m not
using my body anymore.

Have at it.

If you said a plastic surgeon
was going to practice, I’d be

a little bit like, I’m not a big
plastic surgeon kind of guy.

I’m not really pro
plastic surgery, so that’s

already like iffy,
but then you do have

reconstructive surgery,
you do have people who

learn they fix actual
issues with their bodies.

That is a whole other issue,
so there is a place for that.

I would expect a
certain amount of respect

to be paid towards myself,
and the treatment of my body.

One of the interesting,
I read a book about

what they do with
cadavers, and then sometimes

when they say we’re
going to use it for

science, it’s like we’re
going to stick it in

a car and crash the
car and see what actual

damage, not like a crash
test dummy, like an actual

dead body is in there,
they bury them so

they can do like in
this environment, in this

controlled environment,
so for CSI guys to

practice, and I was like
actually those are still

valuable to society, so I
wouldn’t be as opposed

to those, just as long as it gets
treated with a certain amount of respect.

The backlash of this
lady basically being

incredibly flippant,
like this is a fun holiday

thing that she’s doing, which pretty quick,
so of course she had to go on Twitter, and

she had to make a lot of apologies, but her
apology is always tainted by the fact that

she also justifies and
explains what she’s

doing, so I thought
reading some of those posts

would be interesting, so she starts out
with I’m very sorry for causing discomfort

to everyone with my
post about my dissection

training in Guam, they don’t do dissection
training in Japan, so that’s actually

something to know, she
actually went on a trip

to Guam to do this
thing that is very unique

that she is not able
to do in Japan, she

continued I thought I
had blurred out all the

corpses that were in
the photos, but there

were some that I hadn’t,
I sincerely apologize

for posting something
that lacked ethics,

as a doctor, I’m truly sorry, and I think
she’s actually missed the point that people

were pissed off about, not
blurring all the faces, that is bad.

You could call that a
human accident, she probably

shouldn’t be taking pictures, like selfies
in the first place, so that’s the actual

problem, not that she
blurred out some of the

faces and not all the faces, the fact that
she’s in a place, doing this very serious

thing, and taking
flippant, entertainment,

holiday style photos,
that’s what she should

be apologizing for, I
shouldn’t have done

this thing in the first
place, not that I did

this thing in a correct
way, I have received

comments such as don’t
post about your anatomy

training, which I think is true in a way, I
would say don’t post about your anatomy

training in this way,
and then posting,

that’s insensitive, which I do agree with,
she says, but I would like to explain the

circumstances that led
to my posting on social

media below, as a
doctor, the opportunity to

dissect a fresh corpse in order to
improve my and an anatomical goddamn.

As a doctor, the
opportunity to dissect a

fresh corpse in order
to improve my anatomical

knowledge and skills
is extremely rare, and

is basically not available
in Japan, I decided

to participate in this
training in order to improve

myself as a doctor and to
increase patient satisfaction.

Many doctors don’t know
that such opportunities

exist, so when I talk
about this training,

let me say they want
to go, that is fine, again,

I think the problem isn’t what you’re
doing, it’s the way you’re doing it.

So if you took a picture
and said, I’m about

to go dissect a corpse,
this is a very serious

skill thing, it’s very
important, and I want

to really show some respect and thanks to
the people who’ve donated their bodies to

know I able to do this,
I think you wouldn’t

have had any complaints at all, I want to
make sure other doctors know that this kind

of training is available, I don’t think
you would have had any complaints at all.

I was throwing up
peace signs and looking

like you’re having a
really fun time, and I’m

actually not even
against that part, like you

enjoying your work,
working in this situation,

trying to make
yourself a better doctor,

enjoying that is not a
bad thing, throwing it up

on the internet is, and this is the problem
that again, I don’t think she’s actually

glued into the actual issue
that’s pissed off all the people.

I actually learned a
lot from participating

in the training, and I am already
using it in my daily practice.

I am convinced that I’m
providing safer and better

treatment, again, no problems
there, that’s not the issue.

The number of cosmetic
surgeons is increasing

in Japan these days,
and more people are

receiving cosmetic
treatment, at the same time

the number of problems
is also increasing.

In this situation, being able to learn from
these corpses is very valuable opportunity.

True, I wanted more doctors to know that
such an opportunity exists, and by letting

more doctors know we
can make things safer and

increase the satisfaction of
more patients, I posted this.

Again, I think if you
had posted it that way

with that tone, there wouldn’t
have been an issue at all.

I would like to express
my sincere gratitude to

those who donated their
bodies and their families,

as well as those involved
in organizing this training.

Once again, I apologize
for making a post

that lacked human
ethics, I’m very sorry, and

I think she still hasn’t
actually figured out

what the issue is, so that big 3-4 paragraph
explanation of why she was doing this.

If you did it that
way, like here we are,

we’re doing this
training, it’s very serious.

I want to say thank you to the
people who donated their bodies.

I don’t think you would have had an issue.

I still don’t think
you should be putting

the pictures of them in the
picture, but this is serious training.

We’re taking it seriously.

We’re trying to make ourselves better
doctors, no complaints across the board.

I want to make sure
other doctors know that

this training is available,
no complaints across

the board, posting it up
like you’re having a party with

the dead bodies weekend at
Bernie’s style, that’s a problem.

Her clinic steps in and
decides to defend this doctor.

We are very sorry.

I apologize as one of
the organizers, however,

and there you go,
there’s your first problem.

Don’t have a however in your apology.

You should have an, say, we
apologize for this happening.

We got to take some responsibility for it.

Maybe we got to
educate our doctors better

to make them realize like this
can be a very sensitive thing.

Families of the people who’ve taken the,
you know, this moral stance to donate their

body to science, we
have to show a certain

amount of respect to them will
educate doctors better in the future.

Stop.

As soon as you hit, however,
you’ve already ruined the apology.

Any apology or any thanks where you
attach something to it is problematic.

I’ve realized that
very recently, however,

performing dissections is
very important for a surgeon.

True.

Unlike the dissections, they perform to
students, performing dissections by clinical

doctors is a big part of being able
to give back directly to patients.

I think it is an essential part
of producing skilled surgeons.

I believe that is all for
the benefit of the patients.

This photo shows a
dissection in America where

the rules are different
to those in Japan.

The post has already been deleted.

I hope that this does
not extinguish the flame

of clinical doctors being
able to perform dissections.

So again, I think it’s, he’s
misunderstood what the actual problem is.

The problem isn’t taking
a picture of doctor’s

training or trying
to promote doctor’s

training or trying to get
doctors out doing this thing.

The problem is them
looking like they’re

having a party while
doing it for them looking

like they don’t care
about the people they’re

doing the dissections on for
them acting this way is the problem.

When they say the rules are different
in America, I don’t think that’s true.

I think there’s a great
deal of respect to

show them by most doctors who
do the undergo this kind of training.

I’ve read a book about it about again sort
of what happens to corpses and whatnot.

And part of it was talking about
how the corpses are treated.

The doctors, the
teachers, teaching, the

medical students are
very, very serious about

like these are still
human beings in a way.

Like they’re basically
saying these are still people.

These are people who’ve
given a big part of who

they are to you to
make you a better doctor.

You should appreciate that.

I think that tone is the issue.

I think that’s what’s missing and I
think that’s why this was a problem.

So you wake up this
morning, you’re 15 year old.

This is so many weird
little bits about this,

15 year old kid wakes
up and he’s talking

to his 29 year old
friend that already like I

don’t have a big thing
about age differences.

Like if this 15 year old and
this 29 year old get along

and they want to hang
out and stuff, that’s great.

Clearly one of them is a
bad influence on the other.

I would put the responsibility
on the 29 year old.

If you’re 15 hanging out
with a 29 year old might seem

cool, actually when I was
15 it wouldn’t have been.

So I guess maybe this is a
different way of thinking with me.

Anyways, they’re like, hey,
let’s do something fun tonight.

Let’s get on some scooters and ride around
the very famous Shibuya Scramble Crossing.

You’re supposed to,
of course, if you’re

driving a vehicle, stop at the stoplight
and drive through when it’s green.

And then this is one of those ones.

This is very famous.

You’ve seen it on the internet before.

It’s got a whole bunch of different
crosswalks and they all intersect.

And then so you basically when it hits
red, a whole bunch of people rush out.

This was night time.

So there weren’t that many people.

There weren’t that many cars.

They decided, hey, wouldn’t it be
cool if we drove around in circles in that.

So they drive around
in circles a couple times.

Two cops roll up.

They start shouting, hey, stop it.

They’re not trying to
arrest them or anything

yet, but they’re like,
hey, hey, don’t do this.

And you think at that point they’d
be like, oh, we could just ride away.

We’re not going to get in any
trouble if we dress right away.

But of course, that’s not what happened.

It’s otherwise it wouldn’t
be much of a story.

They then return with the cops.

They have a fire extinguisher.

I don’t know if they
brought the fire extinguisher

with them or if they went
off and got it and came back.

It’s a very interesting question.

Was the fire extinguisher part
of the plan from the beginning?

Because if it was, that
would actually change

the outcome of the punishment
of me if I was the judge in this case.

But because again,
there’s intent and planning

involved as opposed
to just like, hey, we’re

just being really random today, they decide
we’re going to go back, taunt the police.

And what we’re going to do is
ride our motorcycles as scooters.

Motorcycles is very generous.

And we’re going to fire
off the fire extinguisher.

They decide they’re
going to taunt the police.

So they ride past the police.

They fire off the fire extinguisher, so a
big plume of smoke flowing behind them.

They ride around in
a circle three times,

making sure that the entirety of the
scramble crossing is covered in smoke.

This is making it a little more dangerous.

Still, not many people, not many cars.

Both men get arrested,
neither of them has

a license to ride a
motorcycle or a scooter.

And that was apparently how
they decided to spend their day.

Okay, so there’s a YouTuber
called Kaga Yokota from Osaka.

And this guy said, I have a plan and
I’m going to give people dating advice.

But people aren’t
going to look at me and

take dating advice because this
actually would be a real problem for me.

Let’s say I have a deep desire to get
into the dating advice influencer sphere.

I don’t think people are going to look at a
52 year old man who has no fashion sense

and does not have like that
kind of influence or lifestyle.

People aren’t going to
take dating advice from me.

Despite the fact that in my youth,
I was very successful at dating.

I dated many people successfully.

I think I would give
pretty good dating advice

because I dated
several people for a long

period of time and found
satisfying relationships.

Maybe that’s the best way to put it.

I didn’t interview way way back
like we’re talking like 15 years ago.

These guys put out a
guide to dating in Japan

and I read the book and
I like this book is trash.

And it was just a whole bunch of stories.

It wasn’t how to date.

It was actually just
like a diary of all

these, I met this
incredibly beautiful woman.

I talked to her.

I charmed her.

We dated for a bit.

We laughed and I moved on.

So I ended up doing
an interview with these

guys for this old
website I ran and my first

thought was if you are meeting
these incredible amazing women.

How is it none of these
relationships have lasted?

So like, why is it because they want to
claim it’s not about numbers like, but the

dating advice guys, it’s
always just about numbers.

It’s like it’s volume and has
nothing to do with sort of and

then they tell like volume
and quality or that kind of thing.

But if you actually
meet a really high

quality person who
matches you really well and

is really wonderful to
be around, why wouldn’t

you stay with that person
unless it’s just about numbers?

He really struggled with that.

I don’t remember what he said
because again it was so long ago.

I should have tried to
dig up that interview,

but it was just really
funny because it was

clearly a big hole in the whole thing like
if dating is to find companionship, which

he, you know, said, oh
yeah, that’s why you do

it, which he obviously
didn’t really believe.

And it’s not about volume
and it’s not about numbers.

How have none of your relationships lasted?

So are these successful relationships?

So if he was like, this
is about numbers, we

could have continued with
what he’s saying is being true.

That demonstrate sort of this like moral
ambiguity that isn’t accepted in society.

So he couldn’t say that.

So when he actually
said the thing that I knew

he would say, which
was this is about quality

relationships, if none
of them last, that’s,

and you’re saying
that these are amazing

women, then you’re obviously a piece
of shit guy and that really stock them.

But I’m in the same
situation like no one’s

going to listen to me and
take dating advice for me.

So what do I do?

We’re in a modern age
2025 now, I get an AI avatar.

I change my appearance to a
young, very attractive woman.

And I give dating advice as this avatar,
then men are going to listen to me.

It does lend more credence to my advice
because I am a woman pretending to be, I’m

pretending to be a woman
and I’m telling you what I like.

Therefore the men would be
like, hey, maybe if I actually do

the things she says, then I could
actually get a woman like her.

Now, I think he was hoping to
be mistaken for a real woman.

I think that was given
and that he was making

himself a very attractive
woman so that people

watching the videos
would then try to, you

know, give him money
for dating advice, give

him, try to talk to
him with the distinct

hope and desire that
they would end up dating

this AI avatar because
they think it’s a real woman.

In June 2024, Nidu
Nanase had 90,000 followers

on YouTube and used a line account
to make appointments in conversation.

So you could sort of an official line
account, a line is like a chat account.

And you could send
messages and pay money

for sort of like to access to this
to be able to talk to them more.

It would be like, what hustlers university
where you paid money to get into a discord

where they talked about
how successfully are,

but if you wanted to
hear that conversation,

you had to pay more money
to get into a slightly different

discord and it just goes
on and on and on forever.

Number fifth, he was
arrested for fraud April to May.

He took in 1.25 million yen, which sounds a
lot, but it’s not actually that much money.

You’re not living on
1.25 million yen a year.

April and May is only two months.

So you could over the
course of the year if

you sustain this, actually
make a solid salary.

One man sued him specifically
because he took dating

advice and forex trading
advice from him as the avatar.

So Kota claims that
there was no fraud because

while he did take the money, he actually
produced the thing he said, so said, you

want dating advice, I
gave you dating advice.

You wanted forex trading advice,
I gave you forex trading advice.

It came from me, I’m
still the person behind

the avatar of the
person you were talking

to the person you
believed in is this fraud.

So it’s a very interesting question.

This is one of those ones.

I really want to find
a lawyer who I can

spend some time talking
to about these issues.

Is it fraud if you pay for
advice and I give you advice,

but I don’t look like
what you think I look like?

Is it fraud if you think
I’m one person, but I

still deliver the product
I promise to deliver?

Because it’s in a way not fraud because
he’s like, I wasn’t selling you this image.

I was using this image to sell,
which is what advertising is.

And then you said you wanted
dating advice, I gave you dating advice.

You said you wanted forex trading
advice, I gave you forex trading advice.

This is not fraud.

So it’s a very interesting
question because

people were believing one thing,
it was coming from one person.

If it comes from a
different person behind the

avatar, is that fraud is a
very interesting question?

We’re going to find out.

I’ll try to follow up on this
story and see where it ends up.

A 31 year old YouTuber,
Tinch him, had 1.

69 million followers on YouTube and
got a brand deal with a bra company.

The product was very successful.

Company the bra company is
very happy, Tinch him is very happy.

Tinch him claimed that the
bra makes your breasts grow.

That was problematic because she
made those claims after she got a boob job.

So she started wearing these bras, went and
got a boob job, came back on the internet

and said, look, my boobs are bigger,
it’s because I’m wearing this bra.

She failed to mention she got augmentation
surgery in the middle part of that story.

People, when they find
out that she’s actually

had a boob job and
it’s not the bra making

their boobs bigger,
they start making returns

and making saying that
she’s made false claims.

This is not something
that this product doesn’t

work the way it was promised, it
doesn’t work as intended, it doesn’t work.

She sued the bra company.

So the spokesperson sued the bra company to
try to get more information about how they

were spending money
because she’s like saying,

I need more information to be
able to make some sort of decisions.

This is a bit confusing.

The company then countersuse her for breach
of contract to the tune of 384 million yen.

So she’s gotten paid
some number similar to that.

But they’re saying our losses are
now 384 million yen, it’s like $23 million.

Because instead of being honest in your
spokesperson of this bra, you went ahead and

made up a whole bunch of lies and made
people buy bras under false pretenses, losing

us a ton of money and image
and respect and that other stuff.

She then goes on X and starts complaining.

This is another series of
mistakes that she’s made.

She goes on X and she says, she talked
about maybe I have to go into bankruptcy.

If I lose this court case, I’m
going to have to go into bankruptcy.

She loses the court case, changes her
Twitter handle to I lost the court case.

So that’s, you know, again, smart.

And then later on she
goes, yes, I admit that

some of the things that’s happened is I had
an application for real estate rejected.

But of course that’s going to happen.

She actually admits this.

If you go around talking
about bankruptcy on

your net, when you
go to apply for a house

or an apartment or something,
I’m assuming she lives in Tokyo.

So it’s very expensive.

They’re going to look at that and
go, Oh, she’s about to go bankrupt.

Let’s not sell her an apartment.

She finished off this whole thing with I’m
an idiot and the engineer’s Japan agrees.

[MUSIC]

Lend Me Money

we have an update on the man from last week
who there was a drunk driving call and they

were hanging out in
the convenience store

parking lot and some cop
showed up sort of walked

towards the car so
this man in his infinite

wisdom decided to
drive directly at the police

officer who then jumped
onto the hood of the

car they drove for 220
meters the police officer

took his gun and said
stop the car or I will

shoot you in the face
they stopped the car

and they ran away cop
did not shoot them this

is a very distinct point between Japanese
policing methodology police thing Japanese

policing methodology
Japanese policing methodology

and other comparative countries where I’m
sure that person by getting up and running

way would be dead now
person in the passenger

seat they turned
themselves in the guy who

was driving did not
turn himself in he was

caught this week they
didn’t say if was a man

hunter anything or if
you turn himself in so

I’m assuming they just
tracked him down he

has now been arrested
for attempted murder

an obstruction of duties
we used to have the

obstruction of business
ding because it was a

massive trend of that
I got on a little late

when I was doing
the stories but now it

seems to have gone
away I’m wondering if it’s

been reclassified
because we’re getting a lot

of obstruction of duties
so does that deserve

its own bell of recognition
or do we combine

the two because it
is still obstruction but

I feel like obstruction
of official police

duties and obstruction
of a business are two

different things so I
think we’re just going

to leave it exactly
the way it is a pretty

reasonable this is the
week before my winter

vacation and I am basically saying there
there will be no podcasts during the winter

vacation so two weeks
to get me back on track

there is a famous street in Osaka it’s
famous for its ladies of the night standing

around soliciting
waiting for the man who

pretty woman them
into a different life I don’t

know what’s going on there it’s problematic
for the city because it gives a bad image

for the city so they’re
like we have to solve

this problem so in
all their civic wisdom

the city decided let’s
do the one thing that

will discourage
prostitution we will paint

the street yellow with pictures of fish on
it that stops prostitution yellow streets

with fish ew I don’t
want to have sex with

that unless you have
a spongebob fetish then

very much this is the
street you want to go

to the claim by the
city was the yellow plus

aquarium inspired illustrations will
create a psychological barrier again except

those spongebob
fetishists who are like the

barriers down now finally
I am very I can’t I don’t

actually know what
spongebob sounds like I’ve

never watched the show authority said that
solicitation has nearly disappeared since

the change now my
immediate thought that was

oh almost a week ago I read this story when
I came out when they painted the streets

yellow I was like it’s not gone you’ve just
moved it you’ve displaced it you’ve just

changed where it’s
actually happening yesterday

as I was doing my notes for this story
today women were seen gathering on nearby

streets so they didn’t
even move it that far away

it’s like we’re going to paint this street
yellow the women working on that street are

going to move one to
two streets away and that’s

it problem solved a
quote by city officials

if they have moved to
adjacent streets we’ll

work with communities
to address the issue

so what they’re saying is can we afford to
paint all the streets yellow and then what

you’ve actually done
is now they’re like well

we’re just going to
stand on the original

street now they’re all yellow so there’s no
more psychological barrier this is a very

common issue with
how they deal with this

kind of thing in Japan
is they actually like

they don’t stop it they don’t deal with the
actual issues they just push it away and

then they push it away and they’re like hey
I’m surprised it popped up somewhere else

who would have funk
it this week we had the

first arrest for the
drunk driving on a bicycle

law came into effect at the end of November
December 4th a man rode into a taxi stand

so tacky stand is is where taxis wait for
customers so you might have three or four

taxis actually lined up you find the most
stations kind of like busy places to have a

place for taxis to sit
and wait for customers

to just get in roll
off next taxi rolls

up into there so guy drunk on a bicycle he
rolls into I assume the actual taxi sitting

at the taxi stand and
then he attempts to flee

unsuccessfully because
the taxi driver restrained

him caught him and
called the police when he

did a breathalyzer he
was seven times over

the legal limit he said
I drank four or five

cans of Chuhai
Chuhai I think is a little

stronger than beer and he had four or five
but he was seven times over the legal limit

he either drank them
all in once like he put

them on a bucket and
just chug that whole

thing or I’m gonna go
ahead and say this he

might be lying how much
would you lend to someone

that’s a very viable question it’s a good
question how much would you lend to someone

else I have lent
people I think the max is

five thousand yet I’ve
paid for some lunches

and stuff and they paid me back or maybe
they didn’t whatever I’ve never lent people

enough money that
I’m not sort of willing to

lose which I think is a
pretty winning strategy

they say that about stocks and investments
and certainly crypto stuff like that like

don’t invest money that you’re not willing
to lose because there’s a very good chance

you will but lending
money is pretty

straightforward you lend
people money you get it

back or you don’t and you can’t really hold
a grudge you lend someone some money and

they don’t pay it back you don’t lend them
more money okay so let’s take that as our

base philosophy on
lending from now on and it

is civic employee
borrowed fifty eight million

yen from people around
him mostly subordinates

and acquaintances so
people who worked for

him he borrowed money from them people he
sort of knew he borrowed money from them he

racked up fifty eight
million yen so four to

five million yen is the
average annual salary

of a person in Japan
fifty eight million

eleven twelve years
worth of the average salary

for a person he just
had borrowed from other

people didn’t pay
any of it back and died

so I’m wondering if that was this plan it
sounds like he was just like one of these

people who’s a serial
borrower who never

pays it back he didn’t
like plan to die says

like part of his scheme as in I’ll borrow
all this money die and then not have to pay

it back but the sum
of money is so large

there’s actually people
making complaints of

the government especially the subordinates
who worked for him who are like I let this

guy a lot of money he
worked for the government

it felt really uncomfortable but I felt it
was really hard on me because how am I

supposed to say no to
my boss who I lent money

to and then it’s really
uncomfortable for me

to go and ask him to
pay it back you might

be like well let’s dumb
you should stand up

for yourself these we’re
talking about Japanese

people in Japan you
have to use Japanese

sensibilities it’s a
very difficult situation

to be and I actually
would not wish this on any

Japanese person to
have to be in a situation

where they would have to ask their boss for
money back that they borrowed from them one

employee said I lent him over one million
yen now I can’t believe he lent him one

million yen and one go like I really
struggled to believe that like over the course

of however many years how many yen did they
lend him and like what sums I would like

to know the sums so
again I don’t think I’ve

ever lent any one
anything over a 10,000

yeah which would be
like a hundred dollars and

it’s current exchange
rate probably seventy

bucks I don’t think
I’ve ever lent anyone

more than that because
the most is like we’ve

gone out for dinner
in my friend I don’t

have enough money
I’ll get it this time don’t

worry you can get it next time whatever it
would take forever to rack up a million yen

that way so how much
was he borrowing what

kind of things was
he saying this is all the

stuff that I really wanted to know I looked
for a couple more articles it was really

hard to find another
employee said I feel

stupid lending it to it
which I’m sad to say

you should I feel a lot
for the victims in this

case because you
basically just got scammed

by someone who you
are officially in a weird

way in a relationship
with who you are almost

forced to trust it’s a very weird scheme if
he was scheming I do have part of my brain

goes he didn’t scheme he didn’t plan it
this way he just was one of those people who

just borrows borrows
borrows and never thinks

about paying it back
as being very generous

though this may have
actually just been a

scheme of how he pays
for everything his final

bonus and salary are
going to be used to pay

back some of the debt so
employees acquaintances

and stuff who all
have this complaint like

this guy borrowed money
from us tons of money

and then he went off
and we’re gonna get some

of that money back it’s
even worse ten thousand

yen is sixty five dollars
in competence answers

many questions oh my camera just went out
of focus because I’m so poor it’s got auto

focus I wish I could
kind of dial in a little

bit and tell it where
my face is or maybe

my I’m so white is
blown out yeah no I think

I think I don’t want to
spend we need to lend

you money to buy a
new camera dude I would

love you let not let
okay yes lend lend me

money for a new camera
and then I will honestly

die as quickly as possible so not have to
pay back I’m one of those weird people not

weird I’m one of
those people who like

obsessively pays back
money I would lend people

money small amounts money and not expect to
get it back so I don’t stress about it but

guaranteed you have a
cheap oh Logitech camera

and you can manually
adjust J that hurt man

what is it called it is a Logitech it is
the it’s the one they kind of recommended

when it came out the CR something turn off
my heater it’s only a real hot in here see

five zero two I did not go fuck off I think
that’s it I think it’s the C502 it’s the

see something oh man just got like torn up
on my own show should I this camera’s fine

it’s a good camera I
wanted to I never intended

to go on camera and so that’s the thing
so I was thinking I think everyone has one

I think if you did
streaming see you started

streaming two years ago this was the camera
to get I think that’s actually probably

true I probably looked
it up looked for a

bunch of reviews no
I’m just gonna get a new

camera you fucking
tore me up just now my

Christmas present to
myself is gonna be like

a thousand dollar Sony camera that I never
learn how to use properly and then it still

will be out of focus
because I don’t know

how to focus this shit
they’ll be like no you

got to twist the front they do have
fucking some of the nice 4k cameras and

people stream with those and it looks
amazing but I don’t I don’t think for this

setting in this face we need anything
more than eight pickles I think that’s

more than enough eight pixels we don’t
need to go any further than that okay I

didn’t get to that let’s get so I don’t
know how much that’s gonna make it in

the episode that’s gonna be a lot of
cutting we had a slight diversion when we

talked to the the Logitech camera
conversation his final bonus in salary were

used to pay back some of the debt so
remember he borrowed 58 million yen his

final salary in bonus 2.3 million yen
his final bonus in salary were used

to pay was 2.3 million yen of the 58
million yen which is barely anything a

couple of subordinates said it’s
difficult to refuse because he was my boss

which I think is awful I think it’s a
terrible situation he’s clearly a bad

person I don’t know man we don’t have
enough context for what kind of person he

was when he was alive to know if we
should be able to make fun of him when he’s

dead he may have just been mmm
kind of doofy which almost is like in a

appealing quality but the degree
seems malicious the Tokyo Metropolitan

government proposes a four-day work
week to combat the population decline in

Japan for government employees starting
April 2025 this is not a bad idea I

am already predicting issues four-day
work week it’s federally mandated I’m

already predicting issues because of
the just the Japanese work life culture

that’s been created puts them in a weird
spot because if you do a four-day work

week but you have to make up that
last time which is a way a lot of sort of

Japanese business people think and
they may be in the government they’re

still kind of business people are
still trying to run it a lot of our like

bullying and professional harassment
and all those kind of things that all

comes from the government if they have that
extra pressure if they have those as the

show just said 18 hour workdays
that extra day off suddenly is nullified it

doesn’t mean anything anymore they
want people to take time spend time with

their family they’re trying to relax it
I actually agree with this but I think

I proposed a long time ago five-day
work week is fine but end your day after

X amount of hours so if you work from
nine you end up four or five o’clock so

you do an eight hour work day and then
you’re finished and you have to leave I

used to do two doubles and a single
yeah if you okay that’s your choice four

days off that’s your choice I 100%
agree with it but I don’t this is I think

maybe part of the issue is they’re
not giving people a choice they’re just

trying to make things and mandate them
and make them happen and this is where

every one of these plans fails is you
can’t mandate people to spend time and

enjoy time with their family and
feel loving and actually then produce

babies but so because they’re gonna
make it happen and they’re struggling with

the Japanese World Cupwork culture that’s
going to be one of the issues they run

into regularly it is a solid start yeah
so my first point was longer hours to

make up for the time and then the
there is the pressure I know what they’ve

they’ve they’ve done studies and
shown that people only work for about four

five hours a day anyways like six is sort
of the upper maximum of what a human

being can actually do and actually be
productive now is the four-day work week

mandatory has been set yet so they
do have a say shine which is lifetime

employees at companies in Japan
and they have the same thing for the

government so you become like a lifetime
employee of the government and they

get very very generous holiday
packages you get like 40 50 60 days off a

year you can take them whenever
you want but don’t take any of them they

actually will say and this is illegal
but companies do this all the time we’re

gonna give you 20 to 30 days off this
year but we don’t want you to take any

of them and they don’t necessarily
pay them out so that’s just it’s to say

you give this benefit but then they
don’t actually give the benefit and if you

actually start using that benefit then
you sort of it gets looked down upon

you sort of people start a people in
the company like you won’t be able to

progress up the company it will be shunned
for actually taking advantage of the

package you’ve been given the benefits
that are included in it and I’m worried

that this government program will
suffer from something similar like hey yeah

you have four-day work weeks every
week but we do expect you to be here every

Friday and there’s no question you actually
should be here every Friday and will

it negatively impact the benefits and
advancements of the people who are there

so if I take my four-day week work week
every week and then someone else who

works with me doesn’t they move up
the ladder and I don’t is that going to

negatively impact me is that going to
negatively negatively impact my evaluations

that kind of thing it could impact my
career path of actually do the thing I’m

supposed to do if someone else isn’t
doing the thing they’re supposed to do but

they’re using that to get ahead so
that’s kind of the issues and again I’m

thinking in the Japanese work mentality
where this is a really important thing

to have to be able to do a very
important thing to do to be able to do to

fulfill I’ve lost some words there a 77
year old man was arrested for attempted

murder this is neat it’s neat in that
he was arrested for attempted murder

but not of a specific person what
happened is he was in his apartment on the

eighth floor and he opens his window
and he just takes a TV throws it out the

window it takes an air humidifier throws
it out the window and he takes another

TV he throws it out the window and
then he takes another air humidifier and he

throws it out the window he throws
two TVs and two air humidifiers air

purifiers air purifiers out the window
on to essentially an unsuspecting

crowd underneath no one was heard in
this so it was indiscriminate it was just

like taking gun and kind of shooting
it in the air kind of thing like if

someone gets hit it’s kind of men’s
slaughter maybe first degree murder that kind

of thing there’s a level of responsibility
there for but there is no actual

target he was just angry and frustrated it
may have been because he had too many

TVs and too many air purifiers I was
like dude don’t throw the TV out the

window pass me a TV I’ll take an
extra TV air purifier I got one in the back

I’ll take another one the Panasonic
air purifier by the way is a very good

product I recommend it highly for
people like me who have lots of air dust

allergies so he was throwing it out
his eight-story window at the people

below he actually lives very close to a
station so stations Japan they open up

there’s like sort of a rush hour there’s
gonna be a crowd down there so it’s

actually very very lucky that no one
got hurt when he was arrested said I’m

frustrated there’s no joy in life I
don’t care if I hit a pass or buy and

killed them my first thought was
play video games like yeah you’re 77 it’s

could be a hard start but I you can get
some joy out of video games you could

just sit around all day like you’re 77
you know entertain yourself get into

Skyrim something like that like it’s
just one of those things where you have

so much time and you’re doing nothing
in this getting into this depth of anger

and frustration to the point where
you actually throw stuff out the window

hoping to hurt someone else you don’t
even know play video games or I mean

if you if you got that far just start
drinking to sit around be drunk all the

time and lots of Japanese diet do it
lots of Japanese dudes do it start vaping I

mean there’s a culture there you can
get really into I bet they would love a

77 year old dude who just starts
vaping if it does damage to your lungs it’s

all right you’re 77 the dawn one of
key shoe this is the story there’s an

ongoing he died a few years ago from
a parent murder and the trial has been

ongoing of his lover wife sugar baby
because he was 77 and she was 22 a lot of

people think this might not have
been a true love relationship that she

may have been in this for his cash a
little bit background so there’s a very

interesting story because he was born
in 1941 he grew up he got his first job

sort of after the post-war period so
it would have been like the 50s 60s he

went door-to-door selling condoms
that is a very unusual thing at the time in

Japan condoms weren’t something you
could buy easily so someone coming to your

house and selling to them was like this
amazing boon he made tons and tons and

tons of money going door to door selling
condoms he expanded that business he

made it bigger and bigger bigger he
started I don’t know he grew into several

businesses after that that’s kind of
what guys do he claimed he gave over

three billion yen to over four thousand
different women but that would imply

sexual relationships and almost all of
them so that’s why he gets the title of

Don Juan he after an evening with a
model it appears she stole 60 million yen

from him he said I had a good time
in spite of the robbery so he wasn’t

concerned about money that’s how much
money he had someone stole 60 million yen

for him a life-changing amount of money
for me and he was like oh we had a good

times maybe it was kind of worth it in
2018 he got married to pseudo-saki who

worked as a cabaret lady and delivery
health delivery health is something that our

North American listeners may not
have heard of this is when you get sexual

services delivered to you usually at a
love hotel so you go to a love hotel you

meet there you’ve negotiated what
goes on some things happen you pay some

money you disappear it’s not always
sex it’s often hands and things and stuff

like that I don’t want to get to it
but delivery health is its own thing in

Japan that if maybe we could do
another holiday episode explaining all the

different sex things in Japan because
there’s a lot of them and they’re all

really weird so she was a cabaret
girl now cabaret is like a hostess club it

sort of takes it down a notch when
you say cabaret a little bit there is some

implied dating compensated dating so if
you go to this club enough you become

a regular you give the money they’ll go
on dates with you and maybe you form

a relationship maybe you form a
sexual relationship maybe not the whole

point of the hostess system and the
host system is to string you along and

extract as much money from you as
possible we’ve talked about that thousand

times in Indonesia Japan I don’t
need to go into it just go back in the

listen ten episodes ago you’ll hear
about it in some form or another pseudo

saki marries this guy the dawn
one of Kishu she gets one million

yen a month for her sexless marriage
so she’s not banging the dude she’s not

having relations with him he’s paying
her a million yen every month again

previous story four to five million yen a
year is a really average salary in Japan

so she’s making twelve million yen a
year doing nothing just being married to

this guy not even touching him or
satisfying in any way that is made aware of

May 24th 2018 the dawn one of Kishu has
found it the police suspect pseudo as you

would again I’m on board with really
old people and really young people falling

love I think that is very possible I
don’t doubt it can happen but when one of

them is very rich I don’t think age
actually matters anymore one one of them

super rich I think others always gonna
be some suspicion there so I think the

police were kind of taking the same
kind of thinking they’re like he’s really

old he’s super rich she’s had a rough
life she’s married this guy mmm we

think she might be involved stimulants
were found his system but they

couldn’t figure out where they came
from or how they got to him so that he

didn’t have any like me needle marks
he wasn’t doing any drugs they think it

was maybe an fedamines it was a little
difficult to tell they don’t know how it

got into his body but it seems like
that killed him that’s what gave him a

heart attack or whether it’s custom
some kind of problems with these

and fedamines or stimulants he was
on they then arrested her they arrested

pseudo and they arrested pseudo but
the problem is they didn’t really have any

evidence so this is kind of the one of
the issues that comes up like you need

to have evidence to rest in but there
was so much pressure for the police to do

something and make an arrest like well
she’s the most obvious culprit she’s our

number one suspect lesser let’s
arrest her and then hope we figure it out

Japan famously has like a ninety
nine percent conviction rate if it goes to

court it has that because prosecutors
only go to court if they know they’re

gonna win the case so quite often all
the ones you don’t hear about is the guy

kept his mouth shut so the police just
let him go because the prosecutors are

like well he’s not gonna say anything
we can’t nail him if we can’t nail him we

don’t want to take it to court because
we want to keep our ninety nine percent

conviction rate so it’s not a ninety
nine percent conviction rate it’s like

if you they don’t have enough evidence
they just drop the case so if we took

all the dropped cases and put that
together with all the conviction rate I

bet you would get a more normalized
version of what an actual rate of

conviction is but it does put you in
the sort of mindset if you know this don’t

talk to the police don’t give the
police any information do not help the

police because they are gonna do if you
go to if you start going to court you’ve

already lost but there’s a lot of pressure
so they arrest her the most damning

thing they found was her search
history because her search history had and

fed a mean death perfect crime which is
good on the nose from being honest and

inheritance so she was searching how
much how many and fed a means how much

and fed a means do I give someone to
kill them what is a perfect crime or how

do I do the perfect crime how do I get
away with a crime and can I commit a

crime and get all the money which
does create sort of like a picture perfect

version of what a criminal want to do
but there’s no evidence that she took that

information from the computer that she
learned and actually employed it in real

life it seemed like the Don one of Kyushu
was going to divorce you know because

he had discovered she had been in a
couple of AV videos porn videos it also

came out that the Don one of Kyushu
had asked her to get him drugs but she went

out to try to get drugs but she got
scam and she got just like icing like

icing sugar something like that so
she basically got scam she got sugar

crystals instead of actual drugs so
when she brought it back and the guy

tried to actually do it he got really
angry because she couldn’t even buy

them drugs but it does show that he was
trying to get the drugs anyway so maybe

he just got drugs himself and then
actually killed himself so he was doing

infatamines did the end fatamines and
then died and maybe she had nothing to

do with it because she wasn’t even
capable of getting the drugs when he

asked her to get the drugs on May 6th
knows that the Don one’s dog died and so

the what they’re saying this is a
couple days before he died so he this is a

six he died on the 24 so on the 6th his
dog died and everyone was saying that

after his dog died he grew strange so he
kind of lost it a little bit he’s 77 years

old he probably loved his dog a lot
much like I love my dog Dave a little

asshole sleeping in the corner
they’re saying that this may be really

important elephant element of his life
was taken away this dog that he loved

died and his mind snapped he stands
they’re not saying he was crazy they’re not

saying he would he turned mean or evil
or he got like vindictive or anything but

he was different from before the
problem is prosecutors hadn’t produced any

actual evidence other than the theories
so they like we got the the search we

got the search history we have that
she was really young and he was really old

we have that he was rich and she
wasn’t rich I mean of course she must have

murdered him but that isn’t actually
proof those are only theories that you

have to prove in court the judge literally
said I think she killed him too but I

have to be a judge and the judge has
to go on actual things you’ve proven you

haven’t actually
proven anything that’s

reasonable doubt
reasonable doubt remains she

has been acquitted so that ninety
nine percent stays at ninety nine it does

not go to a hundred because of the
very few cases like this where there’s so

much pressure they move too quickly
they don’t gather the evidence they go

don’t go through the steps and you
end up with someone getting off so what

happens in the money because that is
going to be the thing it’s gonna be like

one point five billion yen this guy
still has who’s gonna get that money the

city he lives in is claiming the money
based on the fact of a handwritten will

that was found so they’re saying the
one point five billion yen is not going

to go to anyone in his family not
going to go to pseudo it’s going to go to

him it’s gonna go to the city because
someone wrote a note we assume it was

supposed to be him I was like man is
that all it takes is a handwritten note I

had no handwritten note right now
like hey I’m don one didn’t use a pen my

favorite podcast I want them to have
at least one billion yen you guys can

keep the point five the don ones brothers
are contesting it saying that it’s a

fake note that this note is not going
it’s not wasn’t written by the don one

it shouldn’t go to the city the so the
question is does pseudo getting my she

was his wife so she’s making claims
there is a whole other problem though she’s

still going to jail she’s going to still
for scamming a different man out of

twenty nine point eight million yen
and she’s gonna get three years and six

months so while all this contesting
that will is going on she cannot be

involved because she’s actually
going to be in prison for scamming a

different guy which actually lit lens a
little more credence to the idea that

she may have killed him for the money
what do we learn from this real life is

messy and I do actually want to give
credit to the judge because the judge was

literally like saying look I don’t
believe this girl is innocent but you guys

haven’t done your job you guys have
improved anything so she gets to go on

her way which on our way being the
court next door where she has to get

sentenced for another three years to go
to prison for scamming some other dude

this is the week before the winter
vacation for my company so I will be taking

two weeks off I will not be podcasting
if I do end up with time or stories or

the the wherewithal or I wake up
get out of bed actually I might make an

episode but I just don’t want to
promise this for the next two weeks or

probably no episodes if I do drop
something it’s gonna be like a little bonus

thing something else I don’t know I don’t
want to say it like that either one more

time this is this is the week before
the winter vacation in Japan so I’ll be

taking the two weeks off I will not be
releasing any podcast over the next two

weeks I haven’t forgotten about you I
miss you just as much as you miss me our

love is still strong and going forward
I’m just taking a break because it’s

a holiday and I think I actually
should take breaks it avoids burnout

Seemic B has not gone dead but it is
certainly gone into hibernation for the

moment because I have hit a level of
writers block because I’m working on too

many projects so Seemic B is in dormant
nuclear Japan it being based on news

feeds itself which is great but I do
need time to organize things get my life

together I’m thinking about 2025 do I
want to make any changes to the show I

certainly have aspirations things I
would like to improve so hopefully we

can get some things like that
happening I’d like more quizzes more

question more little bit I’d like more
quizzes I would like more guests I

would like more conversations to
happen but the problem living in this time

zone and most of the listeners being
in other time zones is very hard to line

people up I don’t want to yeah all
that’s all promises I don’t want to make or

keep my room just got really hot this
is the week before the winter vacation in

Japan so I will not be releasing any
episodes for at least the next two weeks I

haven’t forgotten about you just
like you haven’t forgotten about me I

would love is still strong that’s all
I really want you to know I’m just

taking a break we’re thinking forward
into 2025 what’s gonna happen to the

podcast or any places I can make
improvements oh things are dinging I think

I mean mute discord for Foxings how do
they do it when I start podcasting I’ve had

no alerts all morning maybe that’s
it maybe my first resolution for

the word my first resolution for 2025
is remember to turn off the discord

notifications I can’t blame them
they’re being nice and friendly and sending

messages but I’m like I’m recording
now I should actually God I got to do my

own I fucked everything up because
my own discord is going to alert when I go

live so let’s stop that too all right
where am I this is a mess one more time

what six minutes and I’ve only done
like a fraction of an update this is the

week before the fuck you this is a
week before the winter vacation in

Japan I would be taking a two-way
break I have not forgotten you I still love

you I would love is still strong I will
be back I can’t promise that either I

could die I got damn I don’t want to
do that something’s wrong with me I

got to cut this all together into like
something see how many times I got it

right anyways two weeks see you
unless you’re a spongebob fanatic weirdo

say unless you have a spongebob failing