Go to just stay home

I make one of the few corrections I will ever make in this episode. Not because I don’t make mistakes, but because I refuse to admit I made mistakes, but since I found my own mistake, damn it is hard to argue with myself.

The Japanese government pushes forward with a series of bad ideas and starts pretending everything is going to be fine. Some people got scammed and someone needed to be a little quieter about their mary jane operation.

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Go To Nowhere

The government in Japan really nails the mixed message of protect yourself from corona, but go out and travel and hit up some restaurants, the places where you are most likely to catch the disease.

Also, the Olympics and way more Twitter news than usual. 

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And you can thank Gareth for this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulist

FASMR

A jerk we reported on 2 years ago gets arressted, which was weirdly satisfying and a lot of corona confusion because the government wants people to travel, but don’t travel, but we need to get the economy going but not everyone and be safe, but the hotels are responsible for safety.

Just stay home.

Also, Vagina Kayak lady is back.

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NNJ 127 Garbage Bomb Pick up artist

Plastic is under attack in Japan, along with people who work at Konami. 

Maricar is in dire straits and Mistress scams don’t seem to be working out for anyone.

Finally, the worst pick up artist? I don’t know if tire slashing is considered negging.

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NNJ 126 Caillous Jerk Shack

So much news, the justice system explained, cheating explained and real ninjas in this one.

Also, the pain of contact tracing apps, for the people who want to help you. The fastest computer in the world. A touch of fraud and NHK may just get what it deserves. 

To be blocked from the world. 

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Look up and Dash

Back at it again with the groping news, but what the heck is quasi sexual assault? Listen to this podcast and you still won’t find out.

Some scams, and Japan trying to open up again just like the rest of the world. Most importantly, don’t believe the rumors on the internet. 

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NNJ 121 Extra Curricular Activities

Japan does not jump to conclusions, nor does it educate it’s kids on how to protect themselves from themselves. 

Hostess clubs try to adjust to a post-corona world, cosmetic companies got hurt and a dude just has to show off his pee pee.

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NNJ 119 Death by Pachinko

If you just want to listen to some non corona news you can stop after the first two stories. That’s that kind of service we offer. Also, we offer a different service in the first one, that is a little more fetishy.

Then it’s back to all the corona bullshit that has people being their worst selves. But it ends on a positive note. Seriously.

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NNJ 116 Its not ALL corona

How social distancing is not really working out in Japan, for people who should do it or the people who want you to do it.

Find out where I want to die, how to make money while working and one story that has zero connection with corona virus. Things are looking up.

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