A survey was done, totally scientifically, so we now know what the perfect man is to a Japanese woman. Also, it’s not me.
There are problems with beer, and there is always more underwear theft.
Tag: crime
NNJ 69: The first Episode of Reiwa
It is a new era in Japan and Ninja News Japan kicks it off with the magical episode number of 69.
We hit all the Japanese things, robots, porn stars, vacations and cops not knowing how to drive.
NNJ 67: Idols and scams
MUFG comes out with the blandest cryptocurrency ever.
The idol news just won’t stop, can’t stop, more lyrics from a song I don’t know well enough to base jokes on.
A minister gets fired, which just makes you wonder how he had kept his job for so long anyway.
The new era brings with it a new set of scams.
NNJ 66:Poop Protest Video Game Criminal
We got some Sumo dude stealing everyone’s thunder, 2 kids and some poop, crime developments, video game criminals, and people protesting stuff they cannot change.
The world is as it is.
NNJ 62: Back that attitude up
Two Naked men.
Two marijuana stories.
Two sex stories.
Man, this podcast has it all.
NNJ 59: Lots of theft and videos
Trump takes top spot for not being forward thinking. I know, you’re surprised.
There are lots of dumb people who video themselves, but we’re not talking about instagram.
Learn the best legal defense ever for the inevitable time you get caught stealing underwear.
Finally, the Olympics and the people who run it, along with the government gets sworn at.
NNJ 55: Idol Life Meat Futon
More girls from AKB speak out about their shitty shitty lives, the emperor makes a new move, one away from the meat futon and there is some non sassy head snapping going on.
NNJ 50: Which way up?
The 50th episode milestone. Thank you to everyone who has listened so far. This episode takes a slight tone change in the middle as I used a new app to record on my phone and the room was acoustically different.
Just trying to find more ways to work in time to record.
This week, learn about escalator culture, we predict it won’t end well.
Japan leaves the international whaling commission, because they keep trying to NOT kill whales.
Find out how revelers were caught and arrested but not by the cop that forgot his gun in the toilet.
NNJ 49: Good Cop Bad Cop
Learn about some of the words of the year.
Some cops beat each other up while other cops do their best not to hurt a dude.
Huawei is in trouble here too and a family restaurant takes a stand that the Japanese government won’t.
NNJ 47: Hot Pot AI – bad decisions
The news of the week is a 3 year old power harassment case, excessive touting (which is a thing, I just learned), a study on if young people are knocking boots, and the standard, Yakuza and Disney are both bastard organizations.
Also, the laws of robotics.
The offending video mentioned in the podcast, which is seriously hard to watch.