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Sanseito is a group.

We’re not gonna be getting
away from any time soon

in the news because they are all over the
news ’cause they’re the inflammatory group

that is now anti-immigration,
anti-foreigner

and they’re, you know,
saying a lot of stuff.

I mean, that’s really just the
easiest way to like sum it up.

They’re saying all the horrible
stuff out loud so we can talk about it.

They have proposed a new constitution.

Japan’s constitution was kind
of settled after World War II.

It kind of took care of a lot of military
issues that maybe they were having

and it kind of rejiggered how the government
works and how the emperor is treated.

Well, Sanseito has some ideas.

They want to put the
emperor back where he was.

They want to revere the emperor.

They think everyone who lives in Japan

should see the emperor
as the leader of the country.

Now the thing is for politicians, I
actually think they don’t want this.

Just because if you’re a politician and so
you’re gonna be prime minister, let’s say,

and then you decide, ah, I
will put this other guy in charge.

That means I’m not in charge anymore
and I think at the end of the day,

what these guys want to be
more than anything else is in charge.

They want everyone to revere the emperor

and in brackets, I wrote
“Expelled the barbarians.

” This is a phrase
that I’ve heard before.

The foreigners being
referred to as barbarians.

Article one in their new constitution
is put the emperor back in charge.

So he’s the man, the emperor is the guy.

He should be seen as the head of state

and emissary of God and
a lot of the other things

that the emperor used to
be when he was in Japan.

Ultimate power, basically.

Article three puts him
back to the head of state.

Currently he’s not, he’s a representative.

He has no actual political power.

They’re saying we should
put him back in political power

so the government has to
do what the emperor says.

They want to make it so the
emperor approves cabinet suggestions.

Currently article four says
he shall not have any power

or activities related to
the actual government.

Their new Article 19, the
state can freely determine

the conditions for every
resident of foreign nationals.

That would mean someone like myself,

who is not a Japanese
national, but lives in Japan,

they can decide quite freely for
no reason if I get to stay or leave.

So even though I have a permanent visa,

under this new constitution,
the state could then decide,

ah, now we don’t want him
any more and you’re out.

And so I have no recourse for
that because I have no political power

because no foreign person shall
have a say over their own freedoms.

So all of these things are designed

so that only Japanese people
have power within Japan.

Only Japanese people are
respected under the new constitution.

The land is public property
and shall not be transferred

to foreign national so
I have bought a house.

I have bought the land
that the house sits on.

That means that land would now
revert back to the government,

which means the government could
decide whether or not I get to live here.

Maybe they don’t kick
me out of the country,

but they take my house away, they take
the land away and I have nowhere to live.

They’ve said maybe they’ll pay you back.

Maybe not, maybe
they’ll just confiscate it.

That’s their choice and I think
we pretty much understand

that given the option of paying
someone back or just taking their stuff,

people generally go with why
don’t we just take their stuff?

There will be no foreign politicians.

There are currently a couple.

People not born in Japan who are naturalized
in Japan who have become politicians.

Like a lot of countries, you’re
not allowed to become the president

or the prime minister if you
weren’t born in the country.

But most of them, it’s actually pretty easy
to become a politician in that country.

There is just sort of a cap on how
high you can rise within the ranks.

No foreign politicians,
naturalized citizens

can become politicians
in the third generation.

So, I mean, my great-grandkids,
if I’m reading this

correctly, not just my
grandkids, my great-grandkids.

So I’m naturalized, let’s
say I become Japanese.

I’m naturalized.

My kids are Japanese,
their kids are Japanese.

Those kids next in line could
become politicians in Japan.

So it sounds like you need
three generations in Japan.

I might be reading that a little wrong.

It might just be my grandkids,

but I’m pretty sure what they mean
is my great-great-great-grandkids.

Our grandkids, Article
20, states that Japan

will maintain a military
for self-defense.

So currently we have
the self-defense force.

This is not classified as a military.

There have been pushes by
conservative parties in Japan

over the last few years to
redefine what defense means.

So one politician came out and said,

defending our nation might
include shooting missiles

into other countries,
like maybe we don’t go

there, but if we can
shoot missiles and land it

in their country and
blow up a whole bunch of

their stuff, that’s a
form of self-defense.

I think that’s a pretty generous
version of what self-defense

might be called, but that’s
what they were trying to do.

They’re saying screw that.

We’re just going to redefine it.

We don’t have a self-defense force.

We have a military in
place for self-defense.

And then of course, their
expansionist ideals might come to pass.

They would be able to do that.

The prime minister would be
directly in charge of the military,

which means they’re assuming it
would be a San Sato prime minister.

That prime minister would
be in charge of the military

and the emperor would be
in charge of the government,

but then also the emperor would
be in charge of the government

So the emperor would also
be in charge of the military.

And that is, again, what
the Constitution does now

is break all that up,
so you can’t have that.

There would be no equality statutes.

So I, as a foreign person,
even if I get residency here,

even if I become a naturalized citizen, I
would never be seen as an equal person.

And this might even go further.

It might be like women are
now no longer equal to men

or some other, some group
is less equal than others.

They’re just like going
to take all that away.

There are no safeguards of any sort.

There’s no mention of freedoms either.

So right now, one of the
big things during COVID

that I learned about is
Japan’s Constitution currently

states you have the
freedom of movement, which

means when they were
saying, like, locking down,

it was actually kind
of going against the

Constitution because
this is constitutional.

You can’t deny people the
ability to move around freely.

So this became a problem because
we’re like, please stay at home.

They couldn’t tell you to do that.

They could only ask so that if people
decided, I want to go out of the big things.

People went out to play Pachinko.

And that ended up being a problem

because those people became
essentially super spreaders.

That’s how it was
spreading around with people

were refusing to stay
home and going out to work.

No political freedoms,
no religious freedoms,

no freedom of expression, no explanation
of what happens when you get arrested.

These are all pretty big deal.

Like we’ve done a lot of stories.

Japan’s system of arrest
is already fairly draconian.

It cannot get pretty dark pretty quick.

You want some protections in place
so that you know what’s going on.

Those are all gone.

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SBI Shinse Bank.

They have completed a repayment
of the 230 billion yen that is $1.

5 billion.

And it received as a bailout in 1998.

This I found to be a
very interesting story.

I think this is like kind
of went under the radar

because it’s been paying off
this every year for multiple years.

SBI bought back all their assets that
were owned and run by the government.

So basically the government paid the
government gave them 230 billion yen,

but that meant the government
kind of owned a big chunk of that bank.

Now that they’ve paid all that
money back, they’ve bought

back all the things the
government was in control of.

So now they are a proper bank.

Now they have greater operational freedom.

They are considering re-entering or
relisting on the Japanese stock market.

The thing I found most
interesting about this

was this bank has now paid
off a debt that was given.

I understand that you know,
American car companies were bailed out.

There were other been
bailouts in North America.

And I don’t think those companies have even
come close to starting to pay them back.

So this is like 20, 30 years later.

This bank has actually
paid back the debt is owned.

And which means all
that money went back into

Japan, all the taxpayers
who paid out for that,

they kind of get it back
because those services are there.

This is interesting to me because imagine
if the companies that receive bailout money

during the crises they had, actually
ended up paying back that money.

Like it is a significant sum.

Like we’re talking billions and billions
of yen, billions and billions of dollars.

And that’s just gone in most places.

Most companies don’t ever
actually pay back that money.

But now I also look at it like this
bank now has operational freedom.

So it now can become like
every other bank and every

other bank that I can
think of is fairly predatory.

So now because it’s lacking
any government oversight

because the government
doesn’t own part of this bank,

it’s now free to kind of
be run the way it wants

to be run and the way
these banks want to be run

is predatory and abusing
people as much as possible.

So I’m wondering if maybe
it would have been better

if the bank hadn’t paid
back all the money and still

had some government
oversight within the actual bank.

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Fake police scams are on the rise.

We actually talked about
this one a couple of times.

These people and they
send you like an email

and the email has like a warrant for your
arrest and then they call you and they say,

you have to give us
access to your bank account

so we can check that you’re not
the person receiving illegal funds.

We’ve had a report that
illegal funds have been put

into your bank account,
you need to pay it back

and then you’ll get it back
after all these other things.

But basically it’s people
pretending to be cops.

We’ve done a couple of stories of this

where people thought they
were going to be arrested

and the police and the
fake police officers come by

they get access to their bank
accounts or they pay out a

certain amount of money to
make sure they don’t get in trouble.

We’ve had people call
up pretending to be like

your grandkids and they
say like I need two million yen

or I’m going to get arrested
so the parents give the money

to somebody who shows up at their
house and claims to be a police officer.

These are the scams
that are on the rise in the

moment because they
have been very successful.

From January to June, the
police think they have taken a $38.

93 billion yen.

The special fraud is up 50%
that is from the same period

as last year so it’s
not quite doubled but 1.

5 the amount of fraud has increased
and the money is taken is now 2.

6 times more so it’s
more successful, there’s

more fraud and it’s been
more successful overall.

There have been 4,737 cases of fake police

that’s 30% of all fraud
and the money is up to 65%

so the other scary
part is that this kind of

fraud has been very,
very successful in Japan.

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An inspector of Ahemes
organized crime central division

contacted a girl who had
posted on social media

like a dating app, I’m assuming
like a Japanese version

of Tinder that she was
interested in papa katsu.

Papa katsu is compensated dating.

So it doesn’t always mean
sex but that is usually the

underlying implication is that
you’re going to meet this person,

you give them some money,
give them some presence and then

you’re going to have sex and
then you’re going to go on your way

and the girls do this, the young
girls do this so they can get money.

They met at a hotel, she got money from the
inspector and paid for the room and left.

Now again, if they went to a hotel,
I’m assuming other things happened

that was left out of the
article so I can’t say something

happened but it would be weird to go
to a hotel and just pay for it and leave.

And when they say hotel, I
think they mean love hotel.

I’m actually have to
do a little bit of reading

between the lines to
make sure that this sort

of makes sense for
anyone who’s listening.

The inspector got her number
from the taxi company that she called.

So she’s like, I’m
leaving, goodbye, I got

your money, I’m gone,
I paid for the hotel,

I’m assuming he gave her the
money for the hotel and extra.

But then he wants to contact her so he finds
it, he looks at what taxi she got into,

contacts the company
because he’s a police officer,

he can do that and say I need the phone
number of this person who got this ride,

he gets her phone number
and he calls her, he says,

“This is the police, I want to
talk to you “about papa katsu.

” Papa katsu because I’m
the one who papa katsu’d you

in this instance, he got her home address
and met her at a nearby convenience store.

So this is already terrifying.

Like this cop is gone, done this thing,

collected a whole bunch of
personal information, used that

personal information to get the
girl to come and meet him again.

He says this was a sting operation and
he gets his money back minus the hotel fee.

So essentially, he gave her
so much money for the meeting

and he gave her extra
money for the hotel fee.

He got the meeting money
back but didn’t take back

the hotel fee so he
basically paid for the hotel

but nothing else despite
this being the implication

that the whole point
of this was you pay her

to have those sort
of personal relations.

The mother inquired
with the police station.

Now it looks like, this
article was a bit rough.

It seems like the mother was
also at the convenience store

and how she didn’t lose
her mind in that moment

when she found out this police
officer had gone and gotten his daughter.

Like the daughter, there’s a
certain amount of responsibility

for putting it on the internet
that I want to meet men for money.

But she’s underage so she’s
maybe just not grown up yet

and this fully adult male police
officer took advantage of this.

The mom should have been losing her mind.

But she was at the convenience store too.

She calls the Ehime police station
and they say it was not an investigation.

She finds out that the police officer
has just basically scammed her daughter

and called the police and the police are
now considering taking disciplinary action.

The considering to me was very
disturbing because the girl is underage

and they all know she’s underage
and we know he’s an adult police officer.

This is a form of fraud.

I mean, he basically
tricked her and lied to

her to get her to do
something that’s fraud.

And I mean, I think the most obvious
one is this is a clear abuse of power.

He used his position as a police
officer to get personal information

and then use and abuse
that personal information

to commit the fraud he
did on this young woman.

The fact that there are
considering taking disciplinary action

and having already
taken disciplinary action

is actually one of the
scariest aspects of this case.

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Momoka tojo was in an idol group and she
was in the group who’s called Katagoto Bank.

Okay, I mean, I’m honestly never.

I don’t even do enough research on these
idol bands to listen to one of their songs.

So I can’t say if it’s good or bad,
but I’m assuming it’s the same stuff

that I’ve heard a
million times that I hate.

So that’s why I don’t listen to it anymore.

She posted a picture of her and a man and
the man was revealed to be her boyfriend.

So this was a birthday celebration.

She was posting pictures
on her Twitter or something

and it was her and a guy and then people
like, oh, that must be her boyfriend.

I don’t think she actually went
out and said it was her boyfriend.

Then she took down
the pictures really quickly.

Now it could have just
been her friend, but it came

out pretty quickly that it
was actually her boyfriend.

She was found to have a
boyfriend, which in a lot of

idol group contracts says
you’re not allowed to do.

You’re not allowed to have a boyfriend,

which I, this is one
of the weirdest things

about idol groups is they
want to keep the sense,

the feeling that these women
are available to the audience,

which is in itself a
really weird, creepy thing.

But then they also make
them put their lives on hold,

like they can’t have boyfriends, they
can’t have normal human relationships.

That’s really scary to me.

I don’t see how that is actually legal.

But in the contract it says, if
you break the rules, you punch them

so sometimes they have to pay
money, sometimes they have to do stuff.

We had to grow away,
way, way back in AKB48.

She shaved her head and then went on TV

and like a polyester on
YouTube and apologized

for breaking that contract
with her and the audience.

The punishment here was that Momoka
had to post one year of good night photos.

I assume this was like a
photo of her saying good night

to her audience to prove
that she was alone in her bed,

which I mean, you know, you
take the picture alone, turn them,

put the phone away and then
you roll over to your boyfriend.

But she did it.

Now the thing is, she left the band back
in May, but she still posted the picture,

so she decided I’m going
to complete my punishment.

I’m going to keep posting
pictures every night

of me saying good night
just to keep the promise

that she made, which I actually
have a certain amount of respect for.

In her last post, she said, I would
like to offer my sincere apologies

for the great inconvenience
I’ve caused to my fans

and all those involved who support me on
a daily basis due to my careless actions.

Over the past year, I’ve deeply reflected

on my actions and have faced
myself honestly from now on.

I’ll be even more mindful of my words and
actions so that this never happens again.

Now that she’s no longer in the band,

I don’t think she actually
has to worry about it because

now she can have a boyfriend
now she can do what she wants.

Now she can be like a normal human being
if that’s what she actually wants to be.

I always find it’s weird they talk about

how much they’ve inconvenienced
or hurt the audience.

You can say like, I’m sorry you guys
are disappointed, but I have a real life.

And this is not the first time this
kind of controversy has happened.

We had an idol group.

I think it was the AKB 48 again.

One of the girls had a boyfriend

and they’re like, you
either have to get rid of your

boyfriend and quit the
group and she quit the group.

I had so much respect for that.

Because she’s like, who
are you guys to be demanding

that I live my personal
life the way you want?

Yes, I work for you.

Yes, you have demands.

Yes, there are things you can ask of me.

But that’s going too far.

You can’t tell me to not fall in love and
not have a boyfriend and not live a life.

I don’t even know if that
relationship worked, but I love that

she just turned around and walked
away and said, screw you guys.

I’m going home.

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Since we’re doing apologies,
the mayor of Juetsu,

on July 1st at City Hall,
he was talking about sake.

These were like all old politicians.

They’re talking about sake.

And then naturally it turns to rice
because how many cliches are we hitting?

This is naturally turns to
rice is such a weird thing.

But I guess this is really
normal for these kind of people.

He said, rice from sanda tastes bad.

A politician should not be
saying stuff about another

prefecture or another place
in really shitting on them.

He shouldn’t be saying that out
loud because that’s not useful.

It’s not beneficial.

And of course it’s how you
end up on Ninja’s New Japan.

It’s by saying a bunch of dumb stuff.

The only way he can
make it worse is by doubling

down on it, which of
course is what he did.

Two days later, he said it again
to students at a trade school.

So he really, really wanted this known.

He really wanted it known that he believes

that rice from sanda tastes
like dog compared to rice

from his prefecture
or his area or whatever.

But it turns out he lived
in sanda during high school.

So a lot of people are seeing this as a
double portrayal of like you lived here.

You have a connection to this area.

Why are you shitting on a rice?

And I’m gonna be honest, like
this might be my barbarian palate.

But I don’t taste a significant
difference between rice.

Maybe I don’t just eat enough raw rice.

Usually I have rice in
something or something with it.

So I’m not getting just rice taste.

But I honestly a lot of
times can’t tell a difference.

Like I tell if it’s too sticky or too dry.

I could might be tell different types,

but the actual flavor of
rice is pretty nondescrated.

It’s rice.

Sanda’s mayor on July 10th.

So this is like nine days later.

Has a press conference
and he demands an apology.

So the mayor of Joettes, who kind of realizes
like, dude, I’ve actually screwed up.

I’ve just said their rice
tastes like white twice.

This guy’s calling me out.

I’m gonna have to do something.

So he calls on the phone.

Sanda’s mayor then says
that’s not good enough.

You can’t get unsanda to the world
and then call me privately for an apology.

You have to come and
make an apology in person.

So he did on July 29th.

He goes to the city hall.

So he had to go around to
several places where they make rice

and then choke down that disgusting Sanda
rice in front of the people who make it.

So here’s like a series of big
quote from an actual article.

So I’m just gonna read
the whole thing for you.

During his visit on July 29th, Nagawa was
served a bowl of freshly cooked Sanda rice.

It stunk like dog.

Without saying a word, he
quietly finished every grain.

That’s actually a big deal in Japan.

You have to eat every
single grain in the rice bowl.

It’s rude to leave any behind

because every grain of rice
is someone’s work in effort.

Occasionally sipping
tea and nibbling pickles

try to probably try to wash that disgusting
Sanda rice taste out of his mouth.

When he was asked about the taste, he
said it was chewy and genuinely delicious.

Nagawa met with Tamura
offering a deep apology.

I sincerely apologize for causing distress

with my extremely careless
and inappropriate remark.

Fair.

I mean, is this a dumb thing to say?

He then visited local rice
farmers and again, expressed regret.

So he had to do like this for a whole day.

I love when they like, eat this
rice you said was disgusting.

Come to the people who make
the rice and then apologize to them.

I deeply reflect on having
made everyone uncomfortable

and I’m truly sorry, one farmer
responded, it made his feel a bit bad.

Honestly, I mean, fair enough.

You said my stuff that I grow tastes like.

We work hard to grow this rice
and we hope you understand that.

After touring production sites, Nagawa
addressed a group of farmers directly.

What you have built up through hard work

was disrespected by my
thoughtless and inconsiderate words.

I again offer my deepest apologies.

Some farmers voice serious
concerns following the remarks

saying, what happens
if Sanda rice prices fall

where sales decline will
Joe etzu take responsibility?

I truly regret causing so much distress.

I am deeply sorry.

So I mean, he sucked it up and
did the thing he was supposed to do.

He showed up and he
had choked down that rice

that is just horrible,
horrible, disgusting.

I mean, rice that animal
shouldn’t eat, but he did it.

So I mean, I guess for you.

I mean, he should have
just retracted his comments,

which is what every
other politician does.

And that just erases it in the first place.

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Karuma Zacky Shrine,
they needed a profile

picture for their X
account, the everything out.

So they had one made with AI.

So it’s like an anime version of a shrine,

temple girl in the
traditional shrine outfit.

It’s very Japanese and I’m
not a fan of AI, but who cares?

Like I, when AI started making pictures,

I started doing it just like everyone
else playing with it and seeing it.

But it’s not something
I have any respect for.

But I mean, this shrine probably
doesn’t have any artists working for it.

So they thought this was a simple solution.

They just wanted to get
something up maybe that day.

The problem is, this is a
shrine dedicated to artists.

So artists come to this shrine to pray
for, I guess, success in their art projects

or like the plays that they’re
in or the songs that they

make or something, which
would include visual artists.

So they might have been
able to get one of those guys

to do it for free, but
maybe that took time.

They never explained why they went
with AI or with the AI route, but they did.

And so some people were disappointed,
but then they started getting emails.

And you know, if you start getting
emails, everything’s gone wrong.

Except in Engineers Japan,
where you can send me a message

directly, you can send an email
to chuckingbeefchest@gmail.

com or you can leave a
voice message at speakpipe.

com, slash chuckingbeefchest.

I would love to hear from you.

The shrine started getting death threats.

I’d take some death threats.

I mean, I’d analyze them
on air and be super fun.

So they ended up taking down the AI avatar,

actually closing their X
account basically the same day.

The emails got threatening.

Someone sent, your
damn shrine will burn to the

ground in an unexplained
fire one of these days,

which actually unexplained
means you said it.

I mean, it’s actually really clear
what’s actually going on there.

Also, physical violence was threatened
in another couple of messages.

An unemployed man was arrested.

He was pissed off by the use of AI art.

So we don’t know again the details.

We don’t know that much about the AI art

or if he cared about AI
art or if he cared about

this like, or maybe
he was a failed artist.

That’s why he was
unemployed or that kind of thing.

Maybe he struggled with his
job or lost his job because of AI.

I could create a bunch of
scenarios where he hates AI.

But I think taking it on the
temples kind of the wrong target,

the person, the AI, the
person who actually used AI

to make the art, so the AI
user also started getting threats.

Come to my house with three
million yen and apologize or I’ll kill you.

Death threats in Japan
are very, very illegal.

So the police are
actually looking into that

if they find the guy he’s going to be
arrested for making that very real threat.

Unless AI, they should have had the
guy get three million yen and said like,

I’ll bring it to your house where do you
live and then the police could show up.

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The 55-year-old man was driving
backwards down a one-way street,

which since the car’s facing the right way,

that is the right way,
like that’s okay, right?

He’s just going backwards.

He stops, gets out and
argues to the people.

So people probably were like, hey
dude, don’t drive that way down the street

and he stopped and
got out of his car and

argued with them and
they said he was drunk.

And then two, people
come out of a ramen shop

and they’re like, he’s obviously
drunk, so they call it cops.

Cops show up.

He’s three times over the
legal limit based on a breathalyze.

Our breathalyzes are not super, super
accurate, but they do do something.

So they actually can arrest them
now because they know he’s drunk.

He states to the police and
this is something you should

not say to the police, I
drink 100 liters of beer.

I was very interested in this

because I don’t think a human being can
drink 100 liters of anything and survive.

It takes 480 milliliters of pure
alcohol to kill a human being.

Now this is not an exact figure.

It’s like if you’ve been
drinking your whole life

and building up that
resistance, you can do more.

But on average, the average person,
so I’m gonna just say 170 pounds,

whatever size human being, 480
milliliters of pure alcohol would kill you.

Beer, 500 milliliters,
500 milliliters, beer.

So a normal size, a slightly
bigger size can of beer is 4.

2% alcohol or 21 milliliters
of pure alcohol in a beer.

If you take 480 and
divide it by 21, you get 23,

so that would be 23 beers
would kill the average person

if you just drank them in a row
because that would be enough alcohol.

Again, I think the volume of liquid
would already start doing some damage,

but that’s enough
alcohol to actually kill you.

Maybe even like the beer
would dilute it ’cause it’s

actually not that much,
but that is 14 liters of beer.

And that is not even anywhere close.

So he’s claiming he
drank 100 liters of beer.

This guy is claiming he’s drunk in 10 times
more beer than it would take to kill you.

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A 19 year old part time
clerk made four false charges

at his store totaling 109,
199 million, 599,999 yen.

And then went to another store, I
guess got access to their cash register

and charged himself 99,999,999 yen.

And the reason he did
this was to get the point.

He wasn’t actually like
stealing money directly.

He was saying, charge this.

I’ll use, I assume, something like pay pay.

And then I’ll get the points for it.

And then no one actually loses any money.

The points he got would
have been worth 950,000 yen.

He took that 950,000 yen, he got in points

and he went to restaurants
and he bought clothes

and did sort of like all
normal 19 year old kid things.

But of course, the
transactions are shown up.

So people are like,
hey, did someone spend

nearly a billion yen in
our store yesterday?

And hey, they got points for it and
hey, what account is that connected to?

Hey, it’s connected to
your account 19 year old.

They didn’t just fire them,
they actually called the police.

It was a very interesting
attempt at fraud because he was

actually doing a nice thing
where like no person was hurt.

Like the corporation that
provides the points was

going through some damage,
but they have insurance.

And again, I have no sort of love for
corporations if they get screwed a little bit.

Corporation screw us all the time.

So I’m actually kind of okay with it.

No individual was hurt, but it is theft.

It is sort of a big problem.

I do like that he just
went on the register and hit

as many nines as he couldn’t
till he ran out of space.

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