I’ve never seen a sumo wrestler with a beard, now it’s official, I never will.
The far reaching effects of Brexit, a new event is invented for the 2020 Olympics.
And the military gets accused of being bad for using underage drawings to lure people into service.
Some anti-vaxxers have to apologize for making a bunch of other peopel sick. Ghosen has scared executives from working in Japan. Pokemon causes a police officer to get decked, but it’s ineffective.
Dumb people ruin snacks, maybe and it’s fun watching the whole system grind to a halt.
Trump takes top spot for not being forward thinking. I know, you’re surprised.
There are lots of dumb people who video themselves, but we’re not talking about instagram.
Learn the best legal defense ever for the inevitable time you get caught stealing underwear.
Finally, the Olympics and the people who run it, along with the government gets sworn at.
Some idols try to rip you off, I mean, more than normal.
Taro Aso, from last week, didn’t get through the whole 7 days before he had to apologize.
We learn a lot more about hair than you would think for an audio medium and it’s time to get Valentine’s day right.
Our idols in the bath:
Some people have bad ideas, the worse aspect of this is that they tend to go through with them. At least we get to laugh at the result.
Japan becomes a tiny bit more progressive and then claims to be way more progressive than it is.
Someone needs a spell checker, not the wizard kind.
Then we get down to the ultimate test of skill.
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When a teacher punches a kid, but the kid set it up, who should get punished?
A standardized test takes Japanese twitter by storm.
And there are lots of questions about porn, porn in Japan. Probably not the questions you are thinking.
Some of the resulting exam art:
More girls from AKB speak out about their shitty shitty lives, the emperor makes a new move, one away from the meat futon and there is some non sassy head snapping going on.
Do you hate your job?
Do you want to know what happens to idols who get assaulted?
Do you have high regard for war criminals?
Do you this premise is already run it’s course?
So do I, which is why I’m sad I missed out on that love potion.
An old Japanese man gets in trouble for saying something ignorant? The shock. An idol might be in it for just the money? The shock!
All you need to know is don’t pirate manga and don’t report this podcast for copyright theft for the Tokyo Drift song.
Sexy sex ed to start the new year, but factually. Wizards and marijuana. A man causing crashes to alleviate his stress gives him more stress, and an attempted murder charge.
Then we get into drug mules and boob science. Just the best way to start every new year.
