Of Course

How does Japan get the reputation it has? Well, mostly things like this…

I mean, it is impressive that I can still be surprised by the “creativity”.

Corona ASMR

It’s a lot of corona news and I promise I did my best to get some other stuff in there. At least at the end is some real ASMR that will help you relax and sleep soundly, like younger Japanese people do.

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The ASMR mentioned in the podcast:

NNJ 58: It’s Valentines, don’t kill dogs

Some idols try to rip you off, I mean, more than normal. 

Taro Aso, from last week, didn’t get through the whole 7 days before he had to apologize. 

We learn a lot more about hair than you would think for an audio medium and it’s time to get Valentine’s day right.

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Our idols in the bath:

Our idols in the bath

Idols amazed by products they have used many times before
Our dude lays out some sweet kicks

NNJ 49: Good Cop Bad Cop

Learn about some of the words of the year.

Some cops beat each other up while other cops do their best not to hurt a dude.

Huawei is in trouble here too and a family restaurant takes a stand that the Japanese government won’t.

NNJ 48: Slurping Naked Bodies

Why is slurping ok in Japan? I have theories, but that doesn’t mean I have answers. 

Say good-bye to beepers and maybe the president of Renault because he’s being held in the purgatory that is Japanese litigation. 

More advice for criminals and other tidbits.

Watch a dumbass drift his mini-truck

Dating without leaving the couch

Dating is hard. But, the internet in Japan has you covered.

You can simulate dates with lots of girls whoa re way out of your league. For a moment you may have felt “Hey…” but come on, you’re watching videos of dates where you are the camera.

Also, RaMu is fine. In this video, you go to a new izakaya with RaMu and experience what it is like to hang out with a girl who won’t have sex with you.

A sadly familiar feeling.

If that’s all too real for you, you can opt out for this, which has the girl in your home, but I had trouble getting through even a few seconds because I think only dogs can hear her voice.

 

Learn to Dance

I don’t know how to dance. That’s cool, no one pressures me. But it is a skill I’m lacking so looking to the internet to fill that void I have found exactly what I, and probably you, need.

There are more of these, but I figure I should master the steps in these two before moving on to more.

NNJ 26: Puro Creepy Guy Bull

What’s happening in PuroLand next month, and why.

The creepy dude report, in a serious way, and then in a not so serious way.

A quit follow up on some stories that refuse to die.

Then a big change in cow rights.

NNJ 26

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The images promised in today’s episode:

Some Hello Kitty scary food you can get next month, should you survive.

Seriously, this is Hello Kitty

Our public fetish friend who you can follow on twitter.

and his friend who you can’t.