Recycling, Japanese people will tell you they are awesome at it. The the government will be like “Shit, we gotta do better.”
Is smoking Mary Jane in Canada the equivalent of smuggling? Might as well be now.
Also, old people porn and cross dressing.
NNJ 42 : So Many Social Problems
Don’t bring drugs into Japan.
Don’t use the word “gaijin” unless you know what you’re talking about.
Don’t piss off other countries.
Don’t mug people.
Don’t extort people.
Maybe don’t hunt whales.
NNJ 41: The Yakuza could protect Johnnys Idols.
Idol fans are a special breed, but when you hear about how they turn violent, you have to wonder where they lost the love in their life.
An update on the Mari car and a solution to their problem.
What is the difference between “You know what will happen.” and “You know what will happen.”?
NNJ 40: How not to get the ladies
Do Japanese people WANT to live as long as Japanese people live?
Does Japan WANT to keep making 1 yen coins?
How aful is being the guy to commits (?) capital punishment?
Why did that guy show me his shoulder?
And the big question is answered.
NNJ 39: Nagoya is cool now?
Nagoya, once voted the most boring city in Japan has a place I must go to now. We find out what some people do with all those panties they have stolen.
Yokai Watch gets in trouble for something they could have seen coming.
Nagoya will have space travel before anyone else…Nagoya!
People can study into their hundreds and one of the things that should be studied is what to do if Mt Fuji blows up.
The character from Yokai Watch. Spot the issue parents had:
NNJ 38: How much is spit?
The Japanese calendar explained, sort of, and the changes that will make my life better.
Will Shining Monday outshine Premium Friday?
LDP lawmakers sucks and basketball players are dumb.
NNJ 38 Death and AKB
AKB scams, death robbing stores, Canadians getting themselves in trouble.
And of course, underwear statistics. It’s good to be back.
NNJ 37: Monk
NinjaNewsJapan has to go one break, but there is one story that must be told before that happens. I will try to keep the world updated on panty theft in Japan over the next few weeks if possible.
Have a good summer.
Love NNJ 37
NNJ 36: Scandals
It’s not straight up new, but a conversation about some of the more famous scandals in Japan along with some trite cultural insight.
Dating without leaving the couch
Dating is hard. But, the internet in Japan has you covered.
You can simulate dates with lots of girls whoa re way out of your league. For a moment you may have felt “Hey…” but come on, you’re watching videos of dates where you are the camera.
Also, RaMu is fine. In this video, you go to a new izakaya with RaMu and experience what it is like to hang out with a girl who won’t have sex with you.
A sadly familiar feeling.
If that’s all too real for you, you can opt out for this, which has the girl in your home, but I had trouble getting through even a few seconds because I think only dogs can hear her voice.