Sudden Serial Killer Story

(upbeat music)

Halloween is soon upon us.

And the party, well, it’s mostly people
getting drunk and slutty costumes.

But the party does happen,
and it usually happens

in Shinjuku and Shibuya, and then they’re
like, last year going, hey, two years ago,

you guys like flipped over
a car and set shit on fire.

So, mmm, the mayor said, Shibuya
will be closed on Halloween this year.

And so, they’ve imposed a ban on drinking.

So, on around Shibuya Station,

you’re not allowed to drink
in public on Halloween night.

And in Shinjuku, you’re not allowed
to drink on Halloween night anymore.

And this is a big shift,
’cause this was a big party.

Obviously, a lot of people come
here a lot of money is made.

So, what is the big problem?

The big problem is
they just trash the place.

The mayor of Shinjuku
said, leaving trash behind is

not the behavior of an
educated, rational person.

Educated, rational people
drink and do dumb things.

And that’s just true across the board.

I don’t know if there’s any sort
of real argument to be made there.

Rational, educated
people make bad decisions.

That’s just the fact.

He is basically calling
anyone who came to Shinjuku

or Shibuya to party on
Halloween night degenerate,

which I don’t think
that’s really cool.

Like, it gets out of hand.

You want to stop it?

You could address that as the issue, but
then calling people names, come on, man.

But then there’s the
other side of it as well.

And it’s something that I as a
foreign person living in Japan.

I think about other foreign people
living in Japan and how they represent me.

And the drinking in public
has always been of an issue.

‘Cause I come from a country
where drinking in public is not allowed.

You’re not allowed
just to walk around

downtown and get on
the train and drink a beer.

Foreign people come to Japan.

They find out you are
allowed to drink in public.

You’re allowed to walk around downtown.

You’re allowed to get on
a train and drink a beer.

So they do it.

They do it constantly.

They’re not taking into account.

Is it socially acceptable?

Are they making themselves look bad?

Are they behaving well?

So drinking in public isn’t the issue.

It’s abusing the
ability to drink in public.

That is the issue for me.

So I do, like I have friends
and they finish work Friday night.

They grab a beer from a convenience store.

They get on the train on the
way home and they drink their beer.

No one else is doing that on the train.

People drink beer on the shinkansen.

That’s almost like a
tradition at this point.

People don’t get on a local train

and start drinking unless
you’re like a 70-year-old

man who’s got a bit of
another issue going on.

So I look at that and I
go, OK, what is socially

acceptable is also
still sort of a rule.

And then if you push the
boundaries and you go too far,

then you get actual rules put into
place like in Shibuya in Shinjuku.

And that’s where I’m like,
I’m kind of on both sides.

I think if the rules and the
laws say you should be allowed

to drink in public, you should
be allowed to drink in public.

But if you’re going to trash a place,
they’re going to make a rule and stop you.

But also don’t shit on mostly
20-year-olds who are drinking

for the first time and
just having a good time on

Halloween because that’s
what people do on Halloween.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Dove, the beauty company.

I actually only know them from soap.

I’m sure they do much, much more than soap.

My beauty routine essentially includes
washing my face and moisturizing.

And now, because I have a
beer at the moment, beer to oil.

I’ve done several advertisements
for the beer to oil I bought recently.

And I’m not getting anything for it.

I just keep picking it up
because the box is not my desk.

And then doing an impromptu
ad, which I’m going to stop.

If you want to pay me
to do beer toil ads, I will.

But I think I’ve got to get it a bit too.

So Dove, they want to
promote beauty standards.

But then they’re also trying to break
down the walls of beauty standards.

This is a hard thing for a company to do.

There’s a fine line.

And then the reason I’m talking
about them is because they

kind of missed the line
altogether on this one.

They put out an ad to say that
there’s no standard to what is attractive.

And they’re trying to
say, like, beauty standards.

They’re a false narrative.

It’s something society
makes and imposes on you.

You’re beautiful the way you are.

That’s a pretty good message.

And then they went and listed a
whole bunch of beauty standards.

Now, I didn’t know most of
these beauty standards existed.

So now that I do know,
I’m more aware of them.

If I was, let’s say, a
self-conscious teenager

and saw a whole bunch of beauty
standards I didn’t know about.

And then I could start measuring myself

in new and more difficult and more difficult
to attain ways, well, that would suck.

And that’s why people got upset.

But let’s just go into the beauty standards
I learned because that’s the fun part.

In Japanese, it’s called SPAY 110.

So it’s the height minus weight
ratio is the standard for being thin.

So I am 183, maybe 184 centimeters.

I am 90 kilos.

So if I take my height and minus my weight,
that is what I should be weight wise.

I actually don’t really
understand that one.

There’s a formula there
somewhere that I’m not quite getting.

I bet there’s a remainder.

And that’s how either how many kilos I
need to lose or how many I need to be.

I’m not sure.

I would need someone to come
in and explain the formula to me.

But it’s height minus weight equals thin.

Gen 2, Mijigai.

This is the groove
between the nose and the

upper lip determines
how cute something is.

So it’s basically how
the space on your face,

like if it’s too
squished, it’s not cute.

If it’s too far away, it’s not cute.

So this is like the perfect
amount between your nose

and your lip to make sure
that you are attractive.

This is sort of the symmetrical face idea.

Like there’s going to
be certain measurements.

If I was a modeling
agency place, I’m sure I

would actually know
all this and think all this.

And then there would be times I’d be like,

well, that person’s a
beautiful and unique way

and I would have higher
that model, that kind of thing.

But I can understand these are actual
things that some people take very seriously.

There’s the line connecting
the nose in your chin in profile.

So my chin should not jut out too far.

And my chin should not be too far in.

Or my nose should not be too far out.

My nose should not be too flat
for me to have an attractive profile.

Therefore that’s going to
make me more attractive.

So now I can go in the
mirror and sort of look to

the side and try to
decide, is my nose too big?

Is my chin too big or something like that?

The interesting thing
now that we’re actually

talking about this,
these beauty standards.

And this is Dove, the beauty company.

They sell soap and makeup and stuff.

None of their products would
actually help with any of these.

So they could say
like, oh, is your skin dry?

Use our soap.

It’ll make it more beautiful and moist.

We don’t care about the shape of the skin.

It’s on the shape of the face.

We don’t care about the shape of the face

that your skin is on because you’re
beautiful, but you want to have healthy skin.

They could do that.

We have makeup.

It will take care of blemishes or
hide blemishes or things like that.

Once they get into all the
symmetry of the human face,

you’re now talking about plastic
surgery, if you want to fix it.

And now that you’ve put it in people’s
heads, they might actually want to fix it.

So this is again where they’ve gone wrong.

The thigh gap, adi, so thigh gap is
actually just English and adi means have.

So do you have a thigh gap?

If you don’t have a thigh gap, you’re fat.

I mean, that’s kind of
what they’re trying to say.

Even though I think for a lot of people,
it’s just not natural to have a thigh gap.

The two gun men, six centimeter.

So this is under your eyes to your lips.

It measures should be six centimeters.

This is again, it’s an idea
of how big your face is.

And so in Asia, Japan particularly, a
small face is considered more attractive.

So I have big features or a big face.

That’s not attractive in Asia.

Now, there’s beauty standards
that are different all around the world.

So that’s something to take into account.

The beauty standards
they’re talking about

in this ad are the
Japanese beauty standards.

Japan beauty standards very much geared
towards youth, geared towards cuteness,

and that’s not going to be
the same in other countries.

But again, now that I’ve actually
started reading this out loud,

I didn’t think about this
when I was running it down.

None of the beauty standards they’re talking
about could be taking care of product.

These are only things you could
take care of with plastic surgery.

If you were self conscious
about it, which now they’ve

put it in your head, maybe
they’re more self conscious.

There was a massive
backlash online, of course.

For highlighting beauty
standards while claiming not to,

which made me feel bad for the
girl in the ad, because she’s up there.

They stuck her face on it.

They’re looking at her face and going,
this doesn’t match the beauty standard.

This doesn’t match the beauty standard.

This doesn’t match.

They’re basically, in a backhanded
way, calling the girl really unattractive.

  • I’m a sweet and sweet and die.
  • I’m sweet and that’s awesome.
  • Like the beauty party, I don’t know.
  • It would not compare myself to him.
  • I would not be my first choice.
  • See, I wouldn’t either, but I’ve spent
    many, many years here on the internet,

and every time I say I’m Swedish,
that’s the one thing that they do.

  • I mean, you might have gotten credit.

He’s successful.

I mean, as much as I mean,
I might not like his content,

I might not like what he
does, but he is successful.

So it’s really hard to argue with that.

  • Yeah, and I get that, I get that.
  • I just got a bit miffed
    that he got to Japan

before me, and now it’s
mainstream to like Japan.

I’m sad about that.

  • In America and Canada, I’m from Canada.

In American Canada, it’s
like I wanna be weaboos

and guys who think that getting chicks
in Asia is gonna be easier and stuff.

It’s almost a cliche is the problem.

  • Dude, it’s gone so full circle here

that guys that used to
beat me up for liking anime

are now asking me for
anime recommendations.

  • Yeah, no, I totally believe that.

I hope I’m just going to believe that.

  • That’s what I’m saying.
  • What is your favorite anime?

‘Cause we have to judge
how much of a nerd you are.

  • What a shitty way
    to start a conversation.
  • Well, it may be like Code
    Geas or like guilty crumb.
  • Okay, I’ve heard of those.

So I think I’ve watched guilty.

I don’t think I’ve seen a Code Geas, like
I’ve heard of them, I haven’t watched them.

I’ve watched classic.

I’ve watched really, really old stuff

and then every now and
then someone will recommend

something and I’ll dip
in and dip out again.

‘Cause Ghost in the
Shell was probably the

one that got me hooked
on anime as a concept.

‘Cause it wasn’t dumb kid formulaic stuff.

‘Cause all this stuff I’ve seen before,

that was really just formulaic,
same 20 minutes over and over again.

So I was like, oh, this is a quick age.

  • What age were you?
  • Oh, yeah, see, this
    is it, I’m really old.

So this was like in the 80s
and you’d go into rental shops,

like the Asian ones and they
would have VHS cassettes

and some of them were dubbed
and some of them were subbed

and you didn’t know and they were clearly
like stolen or copied off something else.

Like I, that for me was a super exciting
time because when I moved to Vancouver,

I lived in Vancouver has a
really big Asian population.

They had these like
Chinese video rental places

and that’s where I started
watching Kung Fu movies regularly

and then they had the Asian
section with anime and stuff.

So that, for me, that was
a really, it was pre-internet.

So it was really exploratory and like, oh
man, like I never seen anything like this

and there was no one,
you didn’t talk to anyone

about it ’cause no one
else had heard of it either.

So yeah, I remember the first couple of
anime and I was like, oh, this is just weird.

I didn’t get it.

And then I saw a bunch that were like,
oh, this is just a, it’s like Sailor Moon,

it’s just a formula, just like
every other kid’s cartoon.

And then we got to, ghost
in the show, I was like,

oh my god, this is like an
adult, full-on, complicated

story with like depth
and morals and stuff.

So I was really excited at that
point and that’s what got me into it.

  • Okay, I guess yeah, you like an OG
    boomer seen the stuff back in the day.
  • Yeah, yeah.
  • And for sure, I
    think like a ghost in the

show is like a true
classic, the somewhat,

or I think every boomer anime guy I talk
to there, they’re really into that one.

  • I don’t know, we’ll have to be a boomer.
  • Okay, no, I guess
    we’re not a boomer, right?
  • I don’t know, because
    I would be Gen X

technically, but because
I’m Gen X, I was care.

So if you want to call
me a boomer, that’s fine,

you want to call me
something else, it’s fine.

  • No, no, no, I just viewed you as like a,

the cool old guy doing
a, doing a cool podcast.

  • Cool stuff, very cool, I like this.
  • I actually find it really funny ’cause I
    did read a thing about the generations

and their attitudes and I was really
annoyed how accurate Gen X was for me.

  • Really?
  • Oh God, ’cause you think I’m an individual,
    I’m not influenced by my surroundings

or my generation and
stuff, because I’m unique.

And then it’s like my attitude
towards work, 100% accurate,

my attitude towards like
time off and family and stuff,

100% accurate, my
attitude towards discipline.

I was like, God, Dan, they got
me nailed down on that one.

It was a bit sad, ’cause I
am just a product of my time,

which, I mean, you can’t
get away from it, everyone is.

  • That is very fair.
  • I think my first
    interaction with like anime

was just like my brother,
like a pirating stuff

on the internet and
so I think I got into it

like maybe around, I was like six
years old, around like 2004 or five-ish.

  • What were you watching at six years old?
  • That’s really interesting.

I was watching Shaman King, like subbed.

  • Yeah, yeah.
  • I was like my first
    anime that I got into.

And it’s also like, ’cause I think they,
this is really odd, but for some reason,

they started selling like
Shonen Jump here in Sweden.

And they didn’t like, that
was like, I don’t know, maybe

for a couple of months and
then they just discontinued it.

But like I found that and I was
like, wow, this is pretty cool, man.

And then, you know, I got into
my brother, got into the Shaman

King and I was like, I read
that manga, that’s pretty cool.

And then I just kept rewatching that.

I could barely read English at the time,
but I would keep rewatching that stuff.

  • So I think it was in Finland, they
    put Dragon Ball on TV like a kid’s time.

And it was just
subtitled, it wasn’t dubbed.

So they said the literacy of
kids went way up because all

the kids wanted to know what
was happening in Dragon Ball.

  • Yeah, ’cause you have to learn to read

at the speed of the
TV, like you can’t flip

back and check stuff
again, you gotta keep up.

So you gotta learn to read fast.

I thought that was a
really cool way of doing it,

like getting a literacy up by
showing kids stuff that’s fun.

  • I just remember, that’s
    like one note I wrote down,

’cause I’m like, I’ve
seen that so many times

they keep saying this, or like,
sort of sort of, and stuff like that.

  • You do learn a lot
    of like, really standard

Japanese phrases, which
is actually really good.

You just gotta be really careful
because the way they talk comes, like,

I didn’t learn about rudeness
and the little different levels

of politeness in Japan
until honestly too late.

I learned, I came to
Japan, and I started living

here in 2001, and I
went to two judo clubs.

That’s why I came to
Japan was to practice judo.

And the guys I was hanging out
with, they were all really rough dudes,

and they talked like
gangsters, and I didn’t know that.

So I’m copying them, ’cause
I’m learning all my phrases

from them, and then I would
go into my Japanese class,

and I would just start
talking about the new phrases

and they’d be like, “Oh, dude,
no, no, no, no, no, stop that.

” And I was like, “Oh, okay,
okay, I gotta learn to differentiate.

” But I am afraid to talk to people on the
phone in case I slip into my yakuza talk.

  • Oh, wow, you just like,
    “You learned yakuza go first.

” – Basically, I learned
the tough guy talk, yes.

I wouldn’t go as far as yakuza,
but it’s clearly like these dudes.

They are tough dudes, and
they’re trying to emulate that.

So they talk like those guys, yeah,

and they talk like a tough
guy, and it fit what I was doing,

so it made sense, but then I’m in
an office, and it’s not right anymore.

You can’t answer the phone
and be like, “Oh, no, he’s in a door.

” And then they’re like,
“Oh, fuck, who’s this guy?

” – What do you call her?

Oh, my, oh, my.

  • When actually, I don’t know, she knows.
  • Yes, my Japanese friend,
    he speaks Swedish and

stuff, but he roasted the
shit out of my Japanese.

He was like, “This is
trash, we of anime Japanese,

that can’t be why you’re
pronouncing it like that.

  • It is good to learn
    in that early, though.

You don’t want to learn
that after it’s been embedded,

and you can’t change it anymore,
’cause it’s the only way you know.

” ‘Cause I had a friend
who came here, and he was

very popular with girls,
but not like in a sexy way.

He was just very comfortable around women,
and so a lot of girls became his friends,

and so he had lots of friends,
and he started talking like them,

and so he would talk to other guys, and
they’re like, “Why do you talk like a woman?

” And it’s less now
than it used to be,

but it used to be really
clear differentiation

in the word choices,
how you said stuff,

and he always chose the
female way of speaking.

And it was like, “Dude,
you can’t stop that.

” You know, he
sounded like a girl.

  • I tried to shadow my
    friend who speaks Korean

with her Korean friend, and then
she was like, “You can’t do that.

“You’re trying to sound
like a cute girl in Korean.

” I’m like, “Okay, but… “

  • Maybe I am a cute girl.
  • Maybe that’s what I identify as.

Why are you limiting me?

  • Yeah, why can’t I have
    that more next question?
  • Maybe I want to be a cute girl, see?
  • I don’t know them otherwise.
  • All right, we’re gonna start a quiz.
  • Yeah.
  • So, I give you just
    an intro to the story,

and then I’m gonna
give you four choices,

and then you can ask me
questions about the choices,

so I’m gonna try to lie my way through so
that I can try to make all the four choices

sound convincing, then you have
to just guess which one is correct.

So we have a guy who’s 49 years old, and
he has been arrested for calling the police

over 1,000 times and
remaining completely silent.

So, why do you think he
remained completely silent?

So there are four choices.

A, I was waiting them to
ask me what my problem was.

B, making silent calls, comes the mind.

C, I had to pretend to work, or D,

I was testing if they could
track my phone like on TV.

So you can ask me some questions.

I’ll try to make the story sound good,
and then you have to guess which one.

I’m trying to think, I’m
waiting for them to ask

me a question, or the last
one, which one was that?

The last one was I was testing to see

if they could track my
phone like they do on TV.

‘Cause on TV, it’s always
like, keep them on the

phone for 30 seconds,
and we’ll track where he is.

I found out in reality,
like even modern times,

if they’re technically
tracking the phone,

it has to take like five, 10 minutes minimum,
like it’s probably like half an hour,

right, I mean cell phones,
they use just triangulation.

It’s a whole different thing.

But, you know, if you’re
using a phone phone,

actually it’s very difficult
to put a phone line.

Yeah, I guess.

I just read this thing, it’s
like apparently really hard

to track a phone if you’re
just trying to track a phone.

It’s not like the movies.

So he did it from August
30th to September 17th.

He made 1,301 calls that they’ve recorded,
and he did sometimes up to 183 calls a day.

So he was doing not a lot else.

Day, wow, this guy did not have a life.

He woke up, he started calling the police,

they’d answer the phone,
he’d go silent, they’d hang up,

he’d call back, maybe take a
lunch break, but he’s working

like a full shift of just
calling the police all day.

It’s insane, I don’t, there’s
a whole mentality here

of what’s going on, but
that’s why, like for me,

the reasoning for most of these stories is
the most interesting part, like the crime,

whatever they commit,
sure, people commit crimes.

Why?

And then the weird ones like
this one, like why would you bother

to call the police, like get a, play
a video game, do something else.

That’s the bit I don’t understand.

You could find some really simple hobby

that would take the
place of calling the police

and remaining silent,
like it’s not even prank

calling or giving them
like false information.

If it’s that many a day, maybe
it’s not, it’s not the tracking thing.

Okay. I feel like he would have given
off earlier if it, that were the case.

That is some very good
reasoning on your part

because it is not D, it is not because
he was testing so he could track it.

Okay, that’s this one.

All right, so you’re down to three options,

waiting for them to ask
me, making silent calls

calms the mind and I
had to pretend to work.

Then I’m like, I’m thinking
it’s calms the mind.

Maybe it is calms the mind.

‘Cause like, if somebody
is to commit to doing

this stuff about like
a hundred times a day,

then I can only imagine that
in some really wicked version

of reality, that’s like, I don’t
know, I guess this guy is very

depressed and anxious or bad
times mental health situation.

It just brings you some sort of peace.

Yeah, yeah, this is like his
way of breaking the loop.

  • I mean, I find that that’s the most,

I had to be the most reasonable
explanation to doing this.

‘Cause like, otherwise
it’s just like this plane.

I mean, it is kind of insane, but I could
kind of see why someone would say that.

  • It’s the sheer volume is insane.

And then, like it’s almost
like I can understand

prank calling the
police more than silence

because prank calling is
a form of entertainment.

Even if it’s dumb, it’s like,
okay, some people enjoy that.

That’s how we get like
prank videos on the internet.

But yeah, I kind of agree with you.

The silence makes it so unique.

This is actually what drew me to the story.

I’m like, what are you getting out of it?

So you’re going with B.

  • Yeah, yeah.
  • Is correct.

That is 100% correct.

He says, when he was arrested, he said,

making calls to the police and
sitting in silence calms my mind.

They suspect he was arrested.

They did track his phone number
but basically the old fashioned way

they got his phone
number and went to his cell

phone carrier and said,
who owns this phone?

So he wasn’t covering his tracks very well.

And they suspect he is also
involved in 1,300 other calls

but they haven’t,
maybe with a different

phone so they can’t
really link it to him yet.

So this guy maybe has
done like 2,500 silent phone

calls to the police just
to keep his mind calm.

  • Couldn’t he pick like a customer
    service or something that’s not…
  • Yeah, that he wrote eight numbers.
  • Something like,
    to me, the calling the

police ’cause there’s
a bunch of stories like,

I did, yeah, no, I did this
thing to relieve stress.

A lot of the violent crimes in Japan
are because they’re basically saying

’cause I’m so stressed
out or the sexual

sense are like, because
I was so stressed out

and I did this thing
that’s heinous and wrong.

And then I’m like, but you do this
thing and now you’re getting arrested.

Like, that’s pretty stressful.

Like, you may have relieved stress

in the short term through
this violent act, let’s say.

But once you get arrested,
you now have the court case.

You probably lose your job.

You might go to jail, you might get a,

like there’s so many more levels of
stress coming because of the way you act.

I guess they’re not long-term thinking.

This is again, a very common theme
for criminals on an engineer’s Japan.

I don’t pick the ones you have
a long view of committing crimes.

  • Yeah, very technically the second part,

the 1,300 other calls was
to emergency services.

So he wasn’t calling, he was basically,

he was probably calling, you know,
ambulance and fire and not just the police.

So yeah, he’s got clearly some issues.

I, this is, I’m always touring
’cause I feel bad for the

guy, but it’s like, ugh, you
had to find another thing.

Play video games.

Dude, just play video games.

(upbeat music)

In Saitama Junior High Schools,
you can now drink water and not die.

Which is great.

Something people don’t know, Japan
has the image of being fairly modern.

We think about computers and
robots and things coming from Japan.

My biggest complaint, consistently,

is the heating and cooling of
Japan as a country, is horrendous.

And houses and buildings and stuff,
it’s often done by air conditioning.

So there’s like a thing that blows
hot air or cold air into the room.

I open my door, all the hot
and/or cold air rushes out

of the room, and now I have to
like, wait for it to get bounced again.

If I go out into the hallway, I have a
shot coming to me, that kind of stuff.

High schools, junior high schools,
often have no heating or cooling at all.

So in the summer, they open the window,

which in my opinion, actually
probably makes it worse.

In the winter, they just close the window

and then they’ll open it
every hour to change the air,

which is one of those phrases
that you learn to despise

if you live in Japan, because basically it’s
like, hey, the room’s nice and warm now.

Let’s open the air, circulate the air,

change the air with all
the cold air from outside.

It is often very difficult to be
comfortable, temperature wise in Japan.

So at first, the school’s made a rule.

And they said, it’s good
manners, not to drinking class.

Which is, you know, sounds very innocuous,
except it’s summertime, kids are hot,

they’re gonna die, they
need to drink water.

You can’t really stop them.

So parents, they start
for like, dude, my kid needs

to drink water, needs
to drink water regularly.

This is not cool, especially now that

summers in Japan are getting hotter
and more humid, you get dehydrated so fast.

Like, I was getting
massive headaches regularly

and I thought, oh,
you know, it’s because

it’s judo, I’ve been
hitting the head so much.

Probably not.

I started drinking a ton of water this
summer and a lot of my headaches went away.

I started doing yoga and stretching
things out and I got a lot of those pain.

I realized I just haven’t
been doing self care properly.

Drink water, stretch.

Even if you’re old and only
doing a little bit, it’s good for you.

If you’re young, not doing it, you should
start now so that it’s not hard later.

Like I had to, ’cause now
when I stretch it’s like,

oh, there are some weird sounds
that come out when I stretch.

So then the school board was like,
you know, we gotta modify this rule.

Parents aren’t happy, so we’ll change it.

So no drinking while the teacher is
talking or students are in discussion.

They’re like, dude, you’re
talking the whole time,

you’re in class and/or
the students are discussing.

So you basically change
the words of the rule,

so it sounds like
you’re allowed to drink,

but you’re still not
allowed to drink in class.

That’s not cool.

So then they changed out a third time.

They said students can
hydrate when they’re like.

There are no restrictions, which again,

we’re talking about almost fundamental
human rights, the ability to drink water.

Yeah, let the kids hydrate.

This goes back to other
stories about cops on duty

allowed being allowed to get
drinks and stuff in the summertime.

Yes, how are you supposed
to run down a criminal

serial killer if you haven’t
had water in five hours?

And that, the serial killer, I guarantee,
he’s been drinking human blood.

He’s well hydrated because
he’s got a water chaser

with that to make sure it all flushes down
and gets all the power of Satan in him.

That gives you running energy.

I don’t know where
that last part came from.

I did watch late night
with the devil, just a fairly

low budget film, but quite
interesting, quite well done.

I enjoyed it.

If you like scary movies, it is October.

Maybe we’re looking into
a police chief inspector.

No, no, a police inspector,
a police chief inspector.

That’s it.

I’m just getting the pause on that.

A police chief inspector
invited a subordinate.

They were working on
the same case to come to

the same hair salon
where he gets his haircut.

Seems very nice sort of
a nice team building thing.

I got a haircut.

You’ve maybe mentioned it.

Let’s go to the same place.

I’ll take you to it.

They’ll give you a sweet haircut.

We’re both gonna look fly as
we chase down serial killers.

Oh my God.

I linked these two stories unintentionally.

That’s amazing.

But the superior said, the chief
inspector said, hey, my buddy stylist,

I want you to kind of
circle in a line in the back

of this guy’s hair while
your cutting his hair.

‘Cause that’d be a funny prank.

And everyone’s gonna like that.

You know, I don’t have a
particularly strong feeling

about my hair, especially since
I’ve started losing most of it.

But if someone cut a circle
and a line into my head and I

hadn’t asked for that, I think
that might be a bit of an issue.

I could see someone getting very upset.

Let’s see where the story goes.

When the officer returned to
work, a co-worker pointed it out.

So he went at least a whole day.

So he got maybe cut.

Let’s say that night went home, maybe
lives by himself, no one knows it home.

He’s showering and stuff.

He doesn’t feel the circle in
line in the back of his head.

Then he goes out, so he’s on the trainee.

He goes to work.

And then one of his
co-workers like, dude, you got

a circle in line, cut in
the back of your head.

So of course he was angry.

The chief inspector
said I invited police

officer to the salon to
enliven the mood at work.

I thought we had a strong enough
relationship but the prank went too far.

The thing that bothers me
about that is not an apology.

He’s just saying like, oopsie,
kind of messed up that guy’s head

and it wasn’t as funny as
I thought it was gonna be,

which is not a very good
excuse, I actually think,

and here’s the thing,
you work with the guy.

At what point are you close
enough where I’m going to have

a circle in a line shaved
into the back of your head?

Is funny?

Like I’m gonna ruin your look for,

at least until that amount
of hair grows back is funny.

That’s not funny, that’s
like you gotta be, you gotta

really, really know someone
to know if that’s okay.

And my second thought is why
would the stylists go along with this?

Like if you are a professional hairstylist,

you, I assume, take a certain
amount of pride in your work

and then this guy comes and
said like, hey, that’s ruined this

other guy’s head, I’d be like,
ooh, that’s not a good idea.

I’m not comfortable with that, man.

He has a police chief inspector.

So maybe that gives him
some form of authority

over other people and people
that are more willing to listen to him.

But I’d be like, no, you
can prank him on your own.

I’m not gonna participate in this one.

So I think they should both get in trouble.

A principal was arrested, school principal.

As a principal was
arrested, he was running.

(gasps)

He’s our serial killer for this episode.

He was running.

The police started
getting calls on October 8th

and they said someone is
running with his lower half exposed.

Now lower half is his pee pee.

October 10th, the police
sort of up some patrols

in the area going, well, he’s
jogging with his pee pee out.

So let’s try to see if anyone just
sort of runs by is with their pee pee out.

Low and behold, they found a man running

with his shorts torn
and his lower half visible.

I do like to use lower half.

He was immediately
arrested for public indecency.

His defense was there was a
hole in my shorts a week ago.

My lower body was exposed,
but I wasn’t trying to show it.

So what he’s incidentally
doing is incriminating himself

by saying every day,
at least since last week,

if I have gone running,
I’ve gone running knowing

that my lower half, my pee pee, was out
flying in the wind as I was running around.

Side question.

Why not underwear?

Like, I know about runners, nipples, chafe,

if they wear a shirt
and they run a marathon.

But if you don’t wear underwear,
then the thing’s kind of bang around.

There are guys who do judo
with no underwear on them.

I’ve never been one of those guys.

I want to keep everything
locked up in secure.

And I don’t want any rubbing.

I don’t want to– the least amount
of jostling and movement possible.

This guy, apparently, on the other hand,
thought, free bird, let’s get it out there.

Let’s get the wind in his hair
and just make things happen.

And maybe the world
just improves a little bit.

And he was drinking
human blood that morning.

Maybe that had impacted
his capacity for thought.

A 20-year-old civic employee
was given the six-month

suspension for taking a
part-time job at a sopland.

If you are not in Japan, you
may not know what a sopland is.

Now, there are brothels
and things like that.

There are places where you can go and have
sex called love hotels paid by the hour.

Sopland is a little different.

They don’t promise you sexual intercourse.

What you do is I, as we’d get naked,

and I would lay down and then a lady would
oil me up and rub her body against me.

That’s supposed to be all that happens.

Maybe more does.

Maybe less.

I don’t know.

I’ve never gone to one.

The idea of laying down where multiple men
have laying down and being covered in oil

and then rubbed by someone I don’t
know is not appealing to me at all.

You would have to power
wash the entire place

with bleach before I would
even consider going in there.

So just to see where I’m coming from,

some people this appeals to
this does not appeal to me at all.

The woman was a civic employee.

Now, the government allows
you to take part-time jobs

with permission, but
they will not allow you

to do part-time jobs as
an adult entertainment

because they think that
makes the government look bad.

So she knew that.

So she didn’t ask, I mean, make sense.

What was happening,
there’s two possibilities here.

One, she was at work and
she was falling asleep at work.

She was tired because she
was working during the day

as a civic engineer, a
civic employee, sorry.

She was working during
the day as a civic employee.

And then at night, she
was doing the so-plant.

So maybe her performance at work
was waning and people got suspicious.

But they claim there was an anonymous tip.

So either someone at work
was like, sums up with this lady.

I’m going to follow her
and check what she’s doing.

They follow her home.

They follow her to the so-plant where she
works and they find out what she goes in.

She comes out hours later.

Maybe they go in for a
little session themselves.

Who knows?

Or a customer at the
so-plant somehow finds out

that during the day
this is a civic employee.

Maybe they were a citizen
of the area, had seen her as a

civic employee and then
went to the so-plant that night,

kind of ratting themselves
out if we’re being really honest.

To me, if I was the citizen
and I go to a so-plant

and then I see one of the people who
served me at City Hall, let’s say, there.

She does a good job.

No complaints.

I’m not going to turn you in.

I’m not going to go to that place.

Again, we can reestablish
that a million times over.

I’m not going to that place.

But if I did and I saw someone I recognized
and they still did a good job, we’re good.

I got nothing to say.

I’m just as guilty for being
here as you are for working here.

Let’s put it that way.

So to me, someone had
to be pissed off at her.

So I’m thinking actually because
she was struggling at work

because she was so tired,
that led to some other problems

and someone started looking
into what she was doing

outside of work to find
out why she was so tired.

She was given a six months of suspension.

She decided to resign.

She claimed the reason
she took the part-time

job was because she
has a million yen in debt.

Now I was like, oh, a million yen in debt.

Yeah, you got to work
two jobs, take care of that.

The so-plans obviously
going to pay very well.

She said she did the
so-plans 70 times and made 1.

4 million yen.

I was like, whoa, I might
be working at a so-plant.

70 times and I can make a million yen.

I don’t know what the hours
are like or how long they are.

Obviously, you’re working late at
night because she was tired all day.

So that was a whole
different set of problems.

But she accumulated the
debt from shopping for clothes.

So that’s actually where
my sympathy drops off

because you drove yourself
into debt through shopping.

Took a job, you knew you
weren’t supposed to take.

It paid very well.

You paid off your debt.

You kept doing it because she
had a million yen in debt and made 1.

4 million yen does seem like
she was going to keep going.

Probably so she could
make money to keep shopping.

Her initial job was suffering.

Yeah, I’m actually on board with
her getting a six-month suspension.

If not more, she decided to resign instead,

which I think everyone’s probably
satisfied with that as a result.

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Japan’s having a lot
of issues with tourists,

and it’s over tourism, but at
the same time, the problem is

Japan really wants people to come
to Japan and spend their money.

The weak yen is actually making it

so that people can
come here and spend a lot

more money, which is
good for the economy.

They are finding, though, that again,

these cultural issues
tend to crop up regularly,

and so now cities are
starting to make some changes.

Shibuya, probably famous
for being a party place.

They banned drinking at Halloween,
so you weren’t allowed to drink in public.

A lot of people, when they
come to Japan, most places

they come from, you’re
not allowed to drink in public.

I’m Canadian.

You’re not allowed to just walk
down the street and drink alcohol.

In Japan, that is technically legal.

That doesn’t mean it’s acceptable,

like it doesn’t mean you
should be doing it all the time.

I have found when I first came, and
when other foreigners first come to Japan,

they’re like, “It’s legal,
therefore it’s acceptable,

“therefore I can
do it all the time.

” So they have like a drink
on the train, they have a drink

on the walk home, they’re
having drinking constantly outside.

It is fun and exciting.

Japanese people tend to have
limits, like, “Okay, we’re going

to have a picnic, “we’ll have
some drinks with our picnic.

“We’re taking the shinkansen.

“It’s appropriate to drink
a beer on the shinkansen.

“That’s kind of like
a tradition almost.

” So you run into,
yes, it is legal to drink

in public, but is it
socially acceptable?

And the foreign people come here and they’re
basing their decisions on what is legal,

not necessarily what
is socially acceptable.

Not massive problems until,
of course, it gets out of hand.

Shibuya drinking in public,
it’s gotten way out of hand.

2019, they did a small-scale
version on Halloween,

because the previous year
there was basically a riot.

They, I think, pushed over a car, set
a car on fire, don’t remember exactly,

but they damaged property, they
smashed some windows and stuff.

It just went way too far.

This wasn’t foreigners, though.

Like foreigners were certainly included,
but this was 90% Japanese people.

So at first, it was just Halloween.

Then it was Halloween and New Year’s.

And now they’ve decided it’s not going
to be just Halloween and New Year’s.

It’s going to be all year round.

They’re making a larger
punishment area, so basically all of

Shibuya, it sounds like you will
not be allowed to drink in public.

So what happens?

Japan has a very interesting
way of dealing with laws.

There’s no official punishment for getting
caught drinking in public in Shibuya,

because you haven’t
changed the national law.

It’s just been prohibited locally.

So if a police officer approaches you

and you have like a can of
beer and drinking the can of beer,

he’s going to ask you to have the beer and
he’s going to pour it out in the street.

This is actually what happened.

I remember this, I was a teenager,

and if we went downtown
in Ottawa for Canada today,

you could see a stream of alcohol, like
combined alcohol, just running down the road.

‘Cause the cops would
basically walk around, find people,

usually underage people or
teenagers and stuff, drinking, they

would take the drinks, they
would just pour it out of the street.

They didn’t issue fines,
no one got arrested.

They’re just like, look,
you’re not allowed to do that.

Losing the alcohol you brought with
you was probably punishment enough.

It’s not even all day, it’s
technically only in night.

So it’s between 6 p.m. and 5 a.m.

Which means if you really
want to push the limits

of what’s acceptable with
this rule, you could go and

have lunch drinks in Shibuya
and get wrecked in public.

I don’t know if that’s what you want to do.

If you want to be one of those people,

so now I’m expecting
honestly a live streamer to go

and get super drunk
in the middle of Shibuya

in the middle of the day
and then when the police

approach I’m going to
ask him, what’s going on?

He says like this is legal,
you can’t stop me, ha ha.

I’ve found the loophole and
then they’re going to get you

for a public disturbance
or obstruction of business.

I mean, they just go for the
classic obstruction of business.

But what they’re actually
doing by not making

a punishment, they’re testing out
like how effective this is going to be.

Do we need to make punishments?

Because if this works, people,
you just walk up and be like,

hey, you know how to
drink, please give me a drink,

I’ll pour it out in the
street, thanks on your way.

If that’s enough, they’re
not going to make it anymore.

But if it isn’t, then
they’ll start doing fines.

Then they’ll start doing jail time.

Then they’ll start increasing
punishments over time.

And that’s how Japan
tries to find a balance

between the rules
they’re making and reality.

So they’re hoping that they
don’t have to do anything.

They’re hoping that, okay,
here’s a rule, follow the rule.

No one gets in trouble,
nothing happens, that’s great.

But realistically speaking, people are
going to immediately try to push the limits.

As we’re going to hear in
our gubernatorial election

section later on, which is just people
trying to push the limits across the board.

Welcome to the quiz.

Yes, I need to get some no-pass.

My concern is I know that you
have paid attention to the news.

So you may have read that
this is actually something

I haven’t thought
about is I have to, like,

check that my participants have not pre-read
the news that I’m going to talk about.

But there was a thing called
the Ninja certification exam.

Have you heard about that?

Has it a Ninja new certification?

No, completely unrelated.

I am planning on suing.

No, I haven’t heard of the
Ninja certification exam.

And just to put your
mind at ease, I often read

the headline and don’t
actually read the details.

I waited on the podcast.

Honestly, that’s even better, because
then we can talk about the details.

So there’s a thing it’s called
the Ninja certification exam.

It’s a written test.

There are three levels that
cover history and ninjitsu.

So I’m assuming the history of
ninjitsu is not just history in general.

And then ninjitsu, which I
don’t know, like how to disappear

in a cloud of smoke, I’m not
actually sure what that entails.

I haven’t been allowed
to take the exam yet.

The question is, what could
you do to earn extra points

at the lowest level,
the lowest level ninjas

or want to be ninjas could do
something to earn extra points?

There are three options, OK?

A, hit a target with a shoot again.

A B, cosplays a ninja.

Or C, cast a spell using kuji kiri, which
is those Naruto hand gesture things.

Do you know what I mean?

No.

Oh, like the– Yeah,
yeah, exactly that.

You were just doing rings,
but it’s usually like pointy

fingers and then curl
your fingers in a monkey.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, a lot of
that stuff, a lot of that stuff.

So you could hit a
target with a shoot again,

you could cosplays a ninja, or you
could cast a spell to get extra points.

What do you think they did to give the
lowest level potential ninjas extra points?

You can ask questions, we can have a chat.

Yeah, what kind of spells
are we talking about?

Well, it’s like a joke spell.

So it’s you cast a spell on
the examiner for extra points.

So it’s, again, even like
cosplay and even hitting a target

with a shoot again,
they’re all kind of jokes.

Right, OK.

And this– is this ninja school– is
it just for– is that a two-ish thing?

Like a wee– My belief, because
the article was a little weird,

because it said they
had the exam, but didn’t

actually technically
say what the exam for.

But I know in like Iga,
there’s the ninja village.

And they have tour guides
who dress up as ninja.

I went to visit it.

And they have like the female ninja,

whereas a bright pink uniform,
which I was like, that’s not hiding at all.

But they have like a ninja show.

And then Iga Castle has
like a ninja house they’ve

built that shows like the
hidden passages and stuff.

So there are tourist opportunities.

And I know some towns that
like claim to have the origins

of ninja or the area, they’ll
have like shows and tourist bits.

So I think that’s what it was for, because
you have to be able to explain stuff.

Right, OK.

So it’s training to be
sort of a tour guide.

My initial sort of thought was
it would be hitting the target.

Hitting the target would shoot again.

That was my initial thought.

Because I thought I’ve been to Iga as well.

And they dragged me in another
gadget out of the audience.

Like, oh, these, you know, these
gadgets won’t be scared of taking part.

And I had to throw a thing at a thing.

Yeah.

So did you hit it?

No, no, way more important.

Forget the quiz.

How did you do it?

Oh, good.

Because at Iga Castle, I went there too.

I took my mom and you got
three shots with the shooting can.

If you hit the bullseye, you got a t-shirt.

So it was actually surprisingly hard.

I got the t-shirt.

It was a medium.

But I didn’t complain.

I was happy to win a free t-shirt.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, I did it.

And I stuck in the thing in the target.

That’s pretty good.

The guy said that was so goy.

Sorry, I should not mean I could
potentially be the training ninja.

Well, you could take the test at least.

The written test.

Of course, it’s a written test.

It being Japan, there’s
always a written test.

There’s always a written test.

Yeah.

Cosplay is an ninja.

Cos, that’s just that’s just
putting on a ninja costume.

Yes, it’s a super Japanese
thing to do, though.

So it is, but is that worth extra points?

It seems like he’s just giving
someone three points at that for that.

There’s no actual skill or
anything involved, is there?

I personally think
that’s the lamest option.

So I’m going to, I’m going
to, no, it’s definitely not that.

Cos it’s just, cos you
would have to show you

they’ll have to wear an ninja
costume to be in the ninja school.

You already went.

So, yeah, you’re getting
three points just to turn up.

It’s just going to be the hand
gesture or the target thing.

This is some heavy
thinking we got going on.

Yes.

Straticizing.

So I was dragged down
the crowd and got to do it.

And there’s no, no lower
level than ninja than me.

Yes.

And the book… I hope it’s not
insulting that I agree that quickly, man.

I’m wearing black.

Yeah.

But the hand gesture
thing does take a bit

of coordination and thoughts and
studying to learn how to do the hand moves.

I, as a joke, tried to learn
some of the hand moves.

There are 81 hand symbols
and nine primary ones.

So if you learn the nine primary
ones, there’s combinations.

And just as a joke, I tried to learn
one or two, so I could do it to kids.

And I honestly couldn’t do it.

My fingers are not nimble enough.

So that sounds like
it’s higher level than…

I felt like that was actually kind of hard.

Which makes me think back
to my gut reaction of the target.

But then again, Japan is a safety country.

Are they going to let
basic trainees do that?

I’m going to start hucking stuff around.

I’m going to go with
my initial gut reaction,

while I’ve hit in the target
with a shooting camp.

Where is this?

Right.

You are incorrect.

It is B.

It is the lamest one.

If you cosplay doesn’t ninja, you got
extra points on your ninja written exam.

So there’s all these potential
tour guides sat in a thing, in

a classroom somewhere, taking
a written exam dressed as ninjas.

Yeah.

I mean, if they put the effort in, it would
be weird to me if you were going to go for

that exam to not put
that effort in, though.

But it was also only the low level ones.

I guess there’s an
expectation that the

higher level ones are
doing, because there

are three levels,
which I would like an ex.

This is the problem with some
of this news, is there’s only so

much explanation that goes
into these sort of fluff stories.

But if you pass the exam, you get
a scroll and the title, “Cocan Ninja.

” Nice.

So you get to call yourself “Cocan
Ninja” for the rest of your life, I assume.

Surely.

Well, unless they have
the test on a different

day, or it’s not in
the actual ninja, ninja,

ninja series stuff area, it’s
in that kind of office building.

There was a picture, and
it looked like a classroom.

Right.

So I bet it’s just like
a tourist office, and

they have like a conference room, and
they throw them in the conference room.

That would be my guess.

There is an extra point, though,
so you can try to make up for it.

How many participants, middle of that?

How many participants do you
believe participated in the ninja exam?

It would include all three levels.

Are all three levels all written?

What they were talking
about is the answer is yes.

It was an exam.

There were three levels
of the written exam.

Thank you.

How many, so how many sought the test?

How many, so all one big group, how many
people do you think were in that group?

I’m going to say 47.

47.

How did you came to that note?

How did you come to that number?

Well, I think it’s Japan-wide.

It is Japan-wide.

Twoism is booming, so
there’s probably a need

for people dressed as ninjas,
plastic ninja stars around.

Yep.

I agree with all that.

So there’s probably already quite a lot of
ninjas who are already trained, and I know

that a company that
I used to work for

usually brought in around
100 teachers a year.

Mm-hmm.

So I’m going to say
half of half of that about.

That’s what that was my thinking.

It is 124.

Ah, I thought a lot
of ninjas had a whole

clan of ninjas, but they
might not hold past though.

That is true.

We don’t get the failure rate.

I was trying to look
up for any sort of

results, but once they’ve written
their piece, they can move on.

So I didn’t get how
many actual ninjas passed

the exam, because we have
no idea if it’s a hard exam or not.

When they say history, it
would be pretty easy to fail the

history part if you didn’t
take history very seriously.

And then in Jitsu part, who
knows what they’re asking on that?

Yeah.

And, yeah, Kenji might
have turned up and he

might have forgotten his ninja
costume, and he didn’t eat it.

Yeah, he didn’t get those extra points.

He was always two points shy,
and then he didn’t wear his costume.

You know, if you’re
going to be a ninja,

you’re going to need to get over the
shyness of wearing a ninja outfit, I think.

Well, once you’re a real ninja,
no one will ever see you again.

That’s true.

I figured the high
level for extra points,

you have to turn in your exam
without anyone seeing you.

Haha, yeah.

It just appears.

I don’t want you to come from.

Yeah, yeah.

You’ve got to manage to
get to back home through

an elaborate underground tunnel
system without anyone knowing?

Without anyone knowing.

Yeah.

I was like, I wonder if
other countries have

like like there’s a
like the Italy has like

a little Roman region air school,
because all those places need.

They need people to dress up.

Yeah.

Because Canada has
Edmonton, Edmonton has

this like rodeo festivals, one
of the biggest things in Canada.

So they got to have people
dressed up as cowboys.

Now, in that area,
people dress up as

cowboys anyways, but I’m
assuming there’s no actual exam.

Japan to me is a
very like, let’s make a

paper exam for it,
because I think in Calgary

stampede, which is
what this festival is

called, they’re getting
actual people who

work with cows, like
they’re actual cowboys.

I did judo in Canada, I
came here and I wanted

to do some tests here
to get a higher level.

There’s a paper test in Japan.

There’s no paper testing, Canada, you go
out and you do fights and you do like this

like presentation thing
of showing how to do

something really, really
well, and then they grade you.

In Japan, you do those two things and you
sit for a paper test, which is all Japanese

and really hard old kunji, which
I couldn’t read, so I gave up.

What’s this?

There’s always a test.

It’s always a paper
test, it’s such a Japanese

thing to do, taking a sport
and making a paper test.

I’ve had students in
the past, they wanted

to be tour guides, take
like a world heritage

site test, yeah, but
you’re going to be talking

about in Japan, why do you need to learn
about the Taj Mahal, maybe they can do

comparisons, they go,
here’s our castle, it’s like

the Taj Mahal of Japan,
which is what they

would do in Japan, they’d always
be comparing it to something else.

Look at this Edo
wall, it’s just like the

great wall of China,
it’s a really good wall.

All right, well thank you
for your participation,

your participation in the
test, we’ll count that up.

I actually have to start keeping track of
success and failure rate of this, but yeah,

thank you for your help, no
problem, thank you, all right.

Being about tourists, he made
you castle, fairly famous castle.

Last year had 1.48 million visitors, so
that’s a lot of people, and they make a lot

of money, because all those people
pay money to go see the castle.

450,000 of those people
were foreign tourists,

now I didn’t take time
to do the statistics,

and it was like a million
Japanese people and

half a million foreigners, that’s
going to do very rough math.

The current entry fee to the
castle is 1,000 yen for everybody.

The mayor is suggesting
that foreigners only

pay 3,000 yen for
entry, and a lot of people

are saying, why would you
charge foreigners more?

This is one of the
issues that’s going on

restaurant, some
restaurants are deciding to

charge foreign people
more, we did a story

previously where if you
were a foreign person, there

was a foreign menu
with a foreign price, and

then a local menu with a local price, and
it’s divisive, because is it acceptable to

force someone who isn’t Japanese to
pay more money for the exact same service?

The mayor’s justifying
this suggestion by

saying he’s comparing
it to the Louvre or spots

in Egypt, so the Louvre
apparently, if you’re

local, it’s free, and if you’re
foreign, you have to pay.

I don’t know about
Egypt, but I’m assuming,

again, foreigners have
to pay a certain amount

of money to go see
things in Egypt, whereas

maybe locals pay a Louvre fee, similar
to what he suggested for his major castle.

He’s also justifying
it by saying they need

money for maintenance, but there is a concern
that it may turn off foreigners, so if

foreigners find out they
pay more money for this

attraction where locals pay
the same amount of money,

well then I’m not going
to go to that attraction.

It’ll actually take away potentially half
a million visitors a year, so is it worth

increasing their price
for less people to show

up, and maybe less
making less money overall.

It’s very hard to tell.

It will be interesting to see, A, do they
go through with it, because they’re just in

the discussion phase
now, or B, do other

places start taking on
this model where then

any tourist who comes
to Japan suddenly is

paying more for everything, as opposed to
paying the same price everyone else pays.

And then I’m in the Union situation
where I’m a resident of Japan.

What do they do with me?

Because I’m a white guy,
do I have to pay more?

Because I live in Japan, I live in Japan
for a long time, do I pay the Japanese fee?

How do you know the difference?

I do have a residential card.

So I have a identification that says I live
in Japan, I live in Japan for a long time.

That probably would
be enough to get me to

the local rate, but I could see myself
getting annoyed that they even suggested.

Even though again, quite
obviously, I am not Japanese.

We’re going to talk about bears.

Bears have actually cropped
up a lot in stories recently.

Bears versus Japan.

There was a town.

It’s a small town and they have
basically a Hokkaido in all these places.

They have like hunters associations.

These are the people
who legally own firearms.

They can go out and
hunt animals and that would

include bears that have
encroached on society.

So you got bears coming
into towns, you need

someone to scare away or worst
case scenario, actually kill the bear.

These are the guys you got to call.

You got to pay these guys.

Now hunting a bear,
fighting a bear essentially

is dangerous and this
town and the hunting

association closely related to that
town could not come to an agreement.

They wanted to give
them 3000 yen danger pay.

So they’re like, “Hey, we want you
to go face this very angry, hungry bear.

” I’ll give you 30 bucks.

It’s one of those
things, it’s like as dare

you’re like, “Well,
that’s not enough money.

” Like if I get mauled by the bear, 3000
yen isn’t going to do that much for me.

It’s not really worth it.

So now they’re in the weird situation where
they are not going to protect the town.

Now I guess you call
the cops, but the cops

again, they have
very small pistols and

they’re not equipped
to really take on a bear.

So that means the
bear now in this town has

free rein in a different
city in Fukui, a bear

entered a house and the woman called
the cops and she crawled out of window.

So the bear, it sounds like
came in through the front door.

Maybe the front door wasn’t
locked or the front door was left open.

It is getting close to summertime.

It’s hot.

Maybe trying to get some
air flow through whatever.

I have no idea why or how
the bear got in the house.

The woman calls the cops and
then she, she haulsed it out of window.

Pretty good move on her part.

I don’t know if she did a flip.

I don’t know why I suddenly thought that.

It’d be cool to flip
out the window as you

run away, but it’d be
even cooler to backflip.

So the cops then surround the house.

They’re on standby outside the house.

That was it.

There was no follow up.

They don’t say how long they’re on standby.

They don’t say anything happens.

So if we take this
story at face value, those

cops are still standing
outside that house.

And I guess that bear just
owns that house now, be weird.

We see our houses as safe places.

That’s kind of the whole point of a house.

Then once a bear is
come into your house and

he’s lived in your
house for maybe as long

as you have because he’s
apparently not left the house.

What happens then?

Do you feel safe in your house anymore?

Do you get like, I’m going
to lock the doors all the time?

That kind of thing?

Who knows?

Yeah, I don’t know how I’d feel.

I don’t deep sleep.

When I was a little
kid, my dad made me a

bedroom in the basement,
which was really cool.

He liked to build stuff.

I like to be slitter
apart from the family

because I was a
rebellious, weird little kid.

I was like nine years old.

But that meant my bed was sitting
under one of those little basement windows.

If you were going to
break into a house, you’d

generally go in through one of
those little basement windows.

There was one night I was in
bed and a man stepped on my head.

He came in through the window,
came down, stepped on my head.

I screamed or freaked out and he ran away.

Very technically nothing
happened, but also someone

broke into the house
and stepped on my head.

Since then, fairly
traumatic experience, I

think that’s fair to
say, I do not deep sleep.

Any sound that happens
during the night, I

will wake up and this
is like 40 years later.

And that’s it.

It’s just the rest of my life.

I’m assuming till I die, I will
be an incredibly light sleeper.

I will never know what it is to deep
sleep ever again because of that.

So I’m wondering if this woman maybe has a
similar situation with her bear experience,

or if maybe now she
just knows she’s going to

lock all the doors, how
do you be more careful?

It’s a bear.

So you’re walking along the coast.

You’re with your family.

It’s really nice.

And then your young child, your
son, slips and falls into the water.

Now it’s a six foot drop into the
water off this like coastal walkway.

That’s already a rough fall
for a kid, but he’s in the ocean.

The ocean is going pretty hard.

A 26 year old, Filipino man, just immediately
jumps in after and he saves the kid.

So they get some nets
and stuff down so they

can help him climb up
and they help the kid

climb up first and
then the man climbs up.

He saved his kid’s life.

That’s pretty awesome.

The parents wanted his
name to say thank you.

It’s very traditional like if
someone finds your wallet or

does something for you, you
send them a thank you present.

So like if you find something and turn into
the police and then the person shows up and

they get it back, they’ll
send you a thank you.

I found a wallet turned it into the cops.

I ended up getting a cake the next
week just showed up in my house.

So this is a normal
Japanese thing to want to

say thank you in some
way, usually by sending

some, you know, it’s not cheap, but
it’s not nothing, it’s a little present.

The Filipino man said,
and this is a phrase

that he probably learned
from anime, this being

a non native Japanese
speaker, there’s already an

assumption that he’s
using this sentence because

he’s either watched
a ton of old samurai

movies or he’s really
into anime where they

say this kind of thing
translated into English.

This means I’m not important
enough for people to know my name.

So when you win the
big fight, when you save

the town, when you protect
people and they go like, who are you?

This is the phrase
you use in these sort of

old movies and in your
anime and in your manga.

I can’t say it cool,
I got to actually get

an example of an anime
character saying it so

I can copy that because
I’m sure my inflections

wrong and my spacing
of the words is wrong.

But I’ll say it one more
time, super slow so

that you can get it and
you can practice this.

No, no, no, no, no, day, why, night, okay?

So you can take that,
take some time, practice

it, coerce it to yourself,
maybe find some

examples of it on the
internet and awesome.

You can now say this
really cool thing, but

you have to do something
cool first, you can’t

just walk around
saying that, you have to

actually do something cool, this might be
the problem for most people saying doing

something cool and then
saying something cool.

Also it kind of means like study your anime
because everyone on the internet who heard

that he said this
after doing this really

cool thing was like, dude,
this is the coolest guy ever.

He’s using the lines,
he’s using the lines

properly, I, he’s representing the
humble hero, which is really cool.

I have only said two cool lines in
my life and it was totally by accident.

And so I once gave my
judo suit, both related

to judo, of course,
I once gave my judo

suit to my wife because
she was going to wash

it that night and she
said, oh my god, so

much blood and I looked at her
and said, don’t worry, it’s not mine.

That was awesome.

And again, because I didn’t intend it
to be cool, it turned out super cool.

And then once I was
doing like a meeting

with some people who
just come to Japan, and

of course judo comes up because
it’s like, what are your hobbies?

What do you do?

I do judo tatata.

Everyone goes, have you ever broken a bone?

And I looked and I said, do you
mean mine or someone else’s?

Ah, that was awesome again.

For me, it was legitimate inquiry.

Have I ever broken
one of my own bones or

have I in judo, which does have like arm
locks and stuff broken someone else’s bone?

But because again, it
was unintentionally cool.

I didn’t try to be cool.

It was actually way cooler that way.

Scandal.

No, this is the least scandalous
scandal I’ve seen in so long.

Some top Japanese skateboarders
took part in underage drinking.

I, 14, 15, 16 was a very,
very serious skateboarder.

It is basically at
that point in life, I

thought, the job I’m
going to have for the rest

of my life is going to be
professional skateboarder.

I was trying to figure out
if I could move to California.

I made a little video of myself
skateboarding that I could send to Dogtown.

No, I wasn’t that good.

Like I was, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I was very, very good
for a complete amateur,

but I was nowhere
near professional quality.

And I think by the time
you’re 15, 16 in the skateboard

world, you either have it or
you don’t and I did not have it.

I was good.

I was always going to be okay, but I
was never going to be professional.

This was during an Olympic
qualification trip to China.

And in Japan, the drinking age is
20, in China, the drinking age is 18.

So if they’re all 18 or 19, in China,
it’s perfectly legal for them to drink.

So I think this is what happened.

They didn’t give everyone’s
age because they said group.

I think they were all 18, 19,
20 year olds, skateboarders.

I guess this is it, skateboarders are
going to drink if you let them drink.

They were in a different country
where it’s legal for them to drink.

They’re like, hey, let’s
go out and legally drink.

So they went out and they legally
drank and they had a good time.

And Japan has got
this weird idea of holding

people to Japanese laws and
rules even when they leave Japan.

They have said that
if you go to a place like

Canada where marijuana
is illegal and you

smoke marijuana or take a brownie
or cookie word of it, they deliver it in.

And then you come back to
Japan, you’ve committed a crime.

They say if you go
overseas and you create

unsensored pornography,
you’ve broken a law in Japan.

And so this is it.

They have this weird idea.

And I don’t actually know
how you would prosecute this.

That might be why
these guys are just getting

trouble because they are representatives
of Japan in another country.

So they’re probably partially
funded by the government.

I don’t know how well that goes because
if you’re going for an Olympic qualifier,

you probably have
taken money from the

government, which does
mean the government does

have a little say in
how you behave or sees

you sort of like an
ambassador to your country.

You have to behave
better that kind of thing.

One of the skateboarders
themselves were

reprimanded the coach was,
which I think is pretty fair.

He didn’t get fired.

He didn’t get in trouble in any real way.

They’re like, dude, you got
to control your skateboarders.

You’re probably looking at them going like
these are like 19 year old adults overseas.

They’re taking care of themselves.

I don’t know really what you want me to do.

So I think reprimanding
the coach, having

him say like you should have
kept these guys inside and stuff.

I think that’s fair.

As long as he doesn’t get into any actual
trouble because again, no law was the way

he was presented when I saw it in Japanese
news was like a crime has been committed.

Like they’ve broken the law, which they
actually very technically had not done.

And you know, technically
right is the best kind of right.

I cannot hear the voices out there.

When I was a skateboarder
and I was 14, 15

years old, did I ever
under age drink, never.

It’s actually funny.

I talked to Canadians, I’m like, how old
are you when you had your first drink?

It seems like 13, 14 is really normal.

I had one beer.

I don’t like beer.

I don’t do acquired tastes.

I had one beer when I was like 15 years
old or 14 years old and I didn’t like it.

And I was like, nope, never had beer again.

So that’s actually probably a good thing.

If I had it later, I might have liked
it and then be a beer drinker now.

And it was, we’re on
to the gubernatorial

election news and this
is actually quite a lot.

And aid to the current
Tokyo governor, Yudical

Koike, claims that
she faked her degree.

How do you become the
governor of a prefecture?

And they don’t know if you’ve
actually got a degree or not.

So now there’s this
big thing out there like

this is someone who worked for
her who claims she faked her degree.

The claim is that she did not
graduate from the University of Cairo.

Koike and response said
she’s unhappy at the allegation.

She says she will continue to list
herself as a graduate of Cairo University.

Now, I looked at that sentence.

I’ve done a lot of political
stories on the Engineers Japan.

I look very carefully
at what they’re actually

saying because that’s
the more interesting thing.

How they say it.

What they’re saying is the important part.

In this case, she has
not denied the allegation.

She said I will continue to list myself
as a graduate of the University of Cairo.

That doesn’t mean she actually got her
degree or could prove she has her degree

from the University of Cairo, which is
a very interesting, very small distinction.

Another interesting thing
she’s done lately is on x.com.

She started posting
short videos of her

explaining her policies,
but it’s not actually her.

It’s actually an AI
version of her moving her

mouth and face and then speaking her
policies within AI version of her voice.

And that is an interesting
thing because now

these videos of her
explaining things can

be generated by her staff and put on
the internet like she’s talking to you.

And a lot of people, again,
this is very mixed feelings.

AI is a big issue right now
generating a lot of mixed feelings.

Should she be doing it personally?

Is this good enough?

Is AI a threat?

And she’s saying, look, we have
these technologies at our hand.

We should use technologies
that are available to us.

I’m using this technology to
get my policies out into the world.

And then of course,
the first set of comments

under her videos are,
did you have AI generate

your degree from the
University of Cairo?

Which is awesome.

In Tokyo, it’s gotten very specific
and this is primarily about poster.

So in Japan, most of
your election knowledge,

most of my an actual
election knowledge

comes from the American system, which
is all blasting ads and news and stuff.

America dominates the news
cycle even in other countries.

So a lot of what I
understand of politics is

influenced by heavily
by the American system.

The Canadian system honestly
very similar, but way more low key.

There’s a lot of TV advertising stuff.

Japan has very strict rules.

You can’t really do the same thing.

There’s a couple of weeks
where you can get out

on top of a truck and then speak into
a microphone and shout it out that way.

You can’t just plaster
posters or ads everywhere.

There is actually a set like
big board and then you as

someone running in the race
can put your poster on that board.

It’s very weird the first time you see it
and 99% of these posters are nondescript.

It’s some very Japanese
looking businessman,

thumbs up in the camera and just
looking forward with a very awkward smile.

Sometimes they’ve got some
kind of like hook and like I used to

play soccer so he’s holding a
soccer ball, something like that.

So they’re trying to
put as much personality

as they can into a very
awkward photo shoot.

This system has been hijacked in Tokyo.

56 people have entered
and they can put up posters.

They’re mostly politicians, but 19 of
the 56 places are from the NHK party.

Now this is not the actual NHK party.

They used to be called the anti NHK party
because they hated NHK and the fact that

you had to pay fees to this
national broadcasting company.

They’ve become a party
that’s essentially trolling

politics, trying to get
messages out there

that are not big issues or overly popular,
but they’re still actually a lot of ways

kind of important because
there are things people

are either embarrassed
or too shy to talk about.

So the first one that I really
enjoyed was a female kick boxer.

She took up half the slots.

So if you have like 60 spaces for posters,
30 of those were the same posters she paid

for, and it’s just her
saying like, I’m a kick

boxer, not even like I
want to be governor.

I’m a kick boxer and I’m a
really good kick boxer and

you should follow me on
Instagram and watch me kickbox.

Another candidate
got a warning from the

police for making a
poster that is of an almost

nude woman posing in what
they called a very sexy pose.

Their platform is talking
about censorship in Japan.

This is the same group.

I did this story
previously, but I can’t

remember how long ago,
where they talked about

how if Japan would open
up its censorship laws

and not use pixelization
in their pornography

that Japan could make a lot more
money with the pornography that they have.

We have done stories
where it’s like the

ranking of pornography
has come out from Pornhub

and it’s always like Japan or
Japanese is really high in the ranking.

So this guy is saying
we should capitalize on

this love for this thing
our country does make

and we are holding it back
by being too conservative.

He’s teamed up with
actress Sakurai Miyu, a

very specific kind of
actress if we’re going

to be clear and they
wanted to end nudity

censorship laws and
promote freedom of expression.

Because she was basically
naked, I think they had

little flowers over the bits
that need to be censored.

The police came and said you
have to take the posters down.

So then this guy who had decided like I’m
going to promote this porn star and put up

these posters and make my issue censorship,
he’s like I’m going to pivot since I’m not

allowed to put those
posters up, I’m going

to pivot to making
cannabis legal in Shibuya.

So marijuana cannabis is illegal in Japan.

It’s actually still very seriously.

They don’t they don’t like
classified drugs in order.

It’s just drugs bad.

So heroin and marijuana are in the
same group as far as drugs are concerned.

So if you smuggle in heroin and you smuggle
in marijuana, same punishment across the

board, which a lot
of people are like ah,

that you know other
countries they like grade

it like marijuana is
not as bad as heroin in

Japan that’s considered
like a slippery slope.

So they’re just like no
drugs bad if it’s a bad drug.

You did a bad thing.

You get the exact same sentence.

So he’s pivoted his platform to try to make
posters he also puts on face paint like the

Joker and stuff that actually in
itself makes me take it less seriously.

If you wanted to do
this seriously he should

just wear a suit and
look as normal as possible

and they start very seriously talking about
censorship laws and don’t even get like

salacious on the posters
and I bet you’d get

a lot of support because
one of the hardest

things to do is it
takes something that is

essentially embarrassing
like I look at pornography

and I want to de-sensor pornography
again he’s thinking of the economy.

I’m actually kind of on
board with this as a concept.

If there is an economic
gain for the country

by doing this thing it
might be worth doing.

Sure regulate the industry.

I actually have no problem with that.

I think safety is very important but because
he like dresses up and puts on a face

paint and tries to look
at the Joker and stuff

it immediately goes well
why would I take you seriously.

So he’s actually undermining his own
potential of actually getting one of these you

might be considered a
side issue into the forefront.

Of course there’s commentary.

The news did interviews
with people on the

street and one man says
it does not communicate

their policies at all
and I was like well no

it does because the
kick box or her policy

is I really like kickboxing and kickboxing
is cool and you should follow me online.

It’s a pretty clear policy it doesn’t apply
to Japan in any real way unless you want

to make kickboxing
like a national thing

that everyone has to
do which would be crazy.

And then the censorship one
with the almost naked lady on it.

I mean the policy is pretty clear
we would like to stop censoring this.

There were a lot of
complaints that they were

putting up like basically a naked lady on
a poster where kids go by which again I’m

actually on board with
that which is another

reason to do it in a
more serious vein where

people actually might take a moment and
actually listen to what you’re talking about.

And the policy is I like
kickboxing and I like sexy ladies.

Thank you.

you you.

you.

you you you you you

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She’ll be drinking in public
has gotten away and I’ll have.

Does mean the
government does mean the

government does mean
the government does have it.

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Okay, so I got a house full of sick kids.

I don’t know how good
this is going to be today.

Since summer break, the kids
get like a month off and then

there’s been things happened
and then everyone got sick.

We’re not sure if it’s the flu or
COVID or whatnot, but oh my God.

I’m not getting that one day a week.

I usually get to just be
by myself and do my stuff.

I don’t think people come here to listen
to me complain about my personal issues.

Ah, I mean, maybe they do.

Maybe that’s that little
insight into my personal life.

That makes this the more appealing format
where you can get to know me as a person.

by me bitching continually
about honestly very minor things.

Would you, there’s something
maybe I should get some feedback on.

Would you like to hear about
the very minor things that suck

in my life that really are
essentially first world problems?

I’m going to go ahead and assume not.

Let’s just start.

When people come to
Japan, a lot of people

have an image of Japan and it comes
from movies and it involves Shibuya.

Shibuya is a sort of Mecca or where
you would come in Japan downtown Tokyo.

Let’s party on.

Let’s get our drink gone.

Let’s have a good time.

That is problematic because the
police were giving out 200 warnings a day.

And so Shibuya, the district has
decided to go with zero public drinking.

Now this is an interesting
thing about Japan.

Public drinking in Japan is legal.

And in most Western places, I know
like you can drink in bars and pubs.

You can drink in establishments,
but you can’t drink in public.

So when foreign people come
over, they get real excited

by the idea of just drinking
all the time everywhere.

So the first time people
realize that you can

drink on the train
and not get in trouble.

They every day after work,
they’ll get on the train and drink.

They don’t take a moment
and look around and

notice that no one else
is actually doing that.

Drinking on trains is kind of a
shinkun-send tradition, the bullet train.

So when I’m going to Osaka,
maybe, my way home, like crack

a beer on your way home from
your hard day to business trip.

That is acceptable.

But if you’re taking
your local train or

the subway back to
your house, that’s weird.

And you still see people
do it, but they’re also weird.

And that’s maybe
something that people miss.

And so I have met several
people who’ve come over.

And every opportunity they
have to drink in public, they do.

And it’s kind of like an over-correction.

Like, I wasn’t allowed
to do this at all at home.

I can do it now.

Therefore, I should do
it as much as possible.

Or the reality is you
should maybe just be normal.

So you can drink in parks.

You can drink at sort
of some events, some are

not drinking, but some
events you can drink at.

You know, you can drink on the train.

And you’re not going to get arrested, except
now in Shibuya, you might get arrested.

You probably get a fine.

I don’t think that zero
public drinking probably

is going to be a fine,
not an arrestable offense.

The problem is, so they’ve
increased patrols in the area.

And that didn’t help.

And then the restaurant
started complaining

that people would stand
outside the restaurant

and drink and then leave all their garbage
outside the front of the restaurant,

making it less appealing for
people to come into their restaurant.

So this is not officially
obstruction of business.

So it doesn’t get a dang
doesn’t go up on the board,

but it’s there in the
background waiting like a vampire.

I got vampires on my head.

I watched a couple of
vampire movies recently.

But it’s there stalking you.

The obstruction of business charge.

It’s coming for you.

It will sink its dark dank teeth
into the throat of freedom.

Oh, last week, this is
where it became a new story.

Some guy, some foreign
people decided it would

be a good idea to
start taunting the cops.

We’re asking them to stop
and throw away their trash.

Here’s a piece of advice
for anyone at it anywhere.

Don’t taunt the police.

Now, I’m not the police in Japan.

I’m not going to shoot you, not
like in America or other places.

You wouldn’t taunt the police in America.

You would not really.

If you’re sensible, you wouldn’t taunt
the police where I come from Canada.

Because you would probably get thrown
to the ground and arrested pretty quickly.

They would find a charge in Japan.

It doesn’t quite work that way,
but that you have to understand.

You’ve listened to Ninja News
Japan three, four, five times now.

Let’s see.

Not even like a long-term list.

You’ve heard the story
of how people can be held

on multiple charges for
an extended amount of time.

This is how the police in Japan work.

They don’t shoot you.

They hold you for 20
days on a single charge.

Then they hold you for
20 days on another charge.

They ruin your life.

They make you lose your job.

They take away your
because you’ve lost your job.

You’re probably your
visas connected to your job.

You get deported.

You lose anything you had here.

You don’t get to take home with you.

That’s another thing
people don’t understand.

If you get deported from
Japan, it’s not like you get to go

to the bank and take all your
money out before you leave.

The police just say, “Oh,
that bank account is ours now.

Your apartment, you
don’t get to go home and

collect all the things
you brought with you.”

So, like, my incredibly noticeable
valuable in the corner of the video.

You just get on an
airplane and get sent back.

Then they’ll go to your house and
take all your stuff, keep it or sell it.

I don’t know, but this is it.

You might have some stuff you
really is really important to you in there.

That’s not yours anymore.

And this really messes up
your life and you’re not being

allowed back in Japan ever
again, so you’re never coming back.

So, that’s something to keep in
mind about taunting the police.

Yes, you are probably not
going to get shot, but yes,

if you push it too hard,
they will ruin your life.

Okay, so what did gamers need?

I’m a gamer. I play video games.

If you watch on stream, you’ve
seen me play a video game.

I shoot things.

I particularly like things that explode.

I have a very simple male
brain where a shoot boom

is the most satisfying
experience I can have in life.

I have just described my sex life.

The gamers need fuel.
They need cut noodles.

But cut noodles aren’t enough
because that sustenance.

You need also something you know,
boost you. You also need caffeine.

You don’t have time to eat noodles and then
switch over to a drink and drink the drink.

You don’t have time
for that kind of life, that

kind of hassle because
you’re too busy gaming.

You’re doing rad moves in 360 no-scopes.

Trying really hard to think of
some out of date gamer terms

and the first thing that came
up to mind was skateboard.

Skateboard slang from the 90s.

Do you don’t have time to
eat and use the secondary?

Like this is stupid.

So the audio solution
to be take your mountain

dew code red and put
it into your noodles.

Well, that’s disgusting.
It doesn’t actually taste good.

Like I’m not, well, you might like it.

I have a more elevated palette
so that doesn’t do it for me.

We’ve seen his step in.

Listen is the creator of the cup noodle.

These are the people who made
cup noodles in the first place.

They have stepped in
with the gaming cup noodle.

There’s two kinds.
You can get garlic and black pepper.

Or you can get gaming, curry, michi,
which has rice instead of noodles.

It’s energy, ginger, chemo flavor.

The cup noodles is garlic and black pepper.

Don’t know if I just said that or not.

They’ve also put in some additives
to really boost your gaming acumen.

The first being, of course, caffeine.

Because what do you want
in your cup noodles more

than anything else, but
the addition of caffeine?

Arganine.

I’m not 100% sure I’m saying that right.

Niacin.

I have noticed all three of those
ingredients are in hangover cures in Japan.

So when you get a hangover in Japan,
you can buy these little energy drinks.

And in those energy
drinks always includes

caffeine, arganine, and
niacin, and something else.

I can’t remember what it is.

But clearly, if you’re studying
or gaming or have a hangover,

Niacin has actually
just come to the rescue.

I do have friend Jade
who sent this to me before

I even saw the article
of it being released.

So if I can, I’m going to
find a case and send it.

If you would like your case
of Niacin game or noodles,

well, I’m going to
charge you an exorbitant

rate, but I would
consider getting it for you.

The Japanese prisons.

We did just talk about foreign
people taunting the police.

Another reason not to go to
Japanese prison is in Japanese prisons.

You might get abused.

There have been 22 cases of guards
being accused of assault in the last year.

And so they’re like, “Ah, we shouldn’t
have guards assaulting inmates.

We shouldn’t have guards
treating them poorly.

We should try to fix this.”

So what we’re going
to do is have the guards

address all the prisoners
by the honorable son.

So criminal son, not
their niacin to say it.

They would say you would have
to swap out criminal for the name.

But you know what I mean.

So it would be Chiangmi beef chest son
instead of Chiangmi beef chest, Yatsura.

I don’t know if they actually say
the name or they just say Yatsura.

This is a new phrase for me.

So I was actually quite
excited I learned this.

They refer to inmates
as Yatsura, which would

translate to guys, but it’s
basically saying convicts.

So I think you wouldn’t
say name plus Yatsura.

You would just say
Yatsura because you’re just

saying, “Oi, you do believe
when I go into ignorant,

I always do this like
really bad British accent.”

This of course is going
to fix the assault problem.

So you have guards who
have assaulted Yatsura.

They say, “Well, stop calling them
Yatsura to start calling them the son.”

So as they’re hitting them and they
go like, “You deserve this, criminal son.”

This is your punishment
for being bad criminal son.

You’re a terrible criminal son.

If you’re a bad criminal son and then that
will fix the assault problem, apparently.

This, as an experiment,
has just started, but it’s

actually already been
going on in women’s prisons.

The interesting is after
they started saying, like,

“We’re not going to call
them Yatsura anymore.

We’re going to call
them like name plus son.”

Some of the inmates reported feeling
embarrassed when they were being

addressed politely because
they’re essentially just not used to it.

So I guess if I’ve been
in prison for a decade and

the whole time they’ve
been calling me Yatsura.

Then suddenly they start going,
“Chang, my beef chest son.”

I’d be like, “Oh, Yammit,
they could have signed.”

“Oh, God,” said, “Let’s see.
Can I do that? Can I–“

“Yammit, they could have signed.”

Maybe we’re going to switch
to a really weeb ASMR channel.

“Yammit, they could have signed.”

Now that I have his new
microphone, that ups sort of

the deep end of my voice,
my voice is not that deep.

The microphone has settings and I
put the settings when I do the podcast

onto the dark settings to make it
sort of a heavier sound in your ears.

So it sounds sort of more romantic
because that is kind of what I’m going for.

When you introduce your
pen, it’s not actually about

news. It’s not reporting.
It’s not about entertainment.

It’s not about humor. It’s about romance.

“Yammit, they could have signed.”

This–freak me out. I don’t know, did it?
I was weirded out by this.

A nine-year-old has
passed the third level of the

bookkeeping exams for adults,
not like there’s a kids one.

This child took the Japan’s
Chamber of Commerce

and Industry exam
after studying on his own.

This year, there were 113,294 test takers
and it only has a 43% pass rate as in 2022.

So last year, only 43%
pass. We don’t–oh, we

do have the results
because the kid passed.

The third level states
that you have mastered the

basics of commercial
bookkeeping and books for business.

This kid’s dream is to be a game programmer or start his
own business, but took an interest in math and so the

father encouraged the kid and gave him some like
bookkeeping stuff and then helped him when he was studying.

The kid decided to take this test on
his own. This is–I don’t know if this is

really good or really bad or this is
some sort of like new generation of things.

Japanese kids do tend to hyper-focus on stuff and usually
it’s trains and they grow out of it, but then like you

got this kid who has earned a business accreditation at
nine years old, could just keep going, would be insane.

So he had to help with his
father and some terminology.

So he struggled with
the idea of deprecation.

So like I buy a car and the car, as soon as
I drive off the lot, the value goes down.

So that, again, for a
nine-year-old conceptually, the car

is only eight seconds old.
How can it have lost value?

But once he figured that kind of
stuff out, he said this was like kind of

exciting. It was a new language. It
was a new way to think about things.

And he wants to take the level
two test next year. Now, a story I

didn’t actually put into my notes
because I only saw this morning.

He didn’t have time to read
it. He said, “And 11-year-old,

a Japanese kid, has just
climbed, met, killed in Manjaro.”

And I’m like, “My kids are in
bed and they haven’t done shit.”

Talking about kids. Kids in school.
There’s a lot of absenteeism.

So this is like coronavirus has really
messed up kids’ heads. Japan has

a lot of trouble with hekekumori.
Hekekumori is the stay-at-home people.

Like they basically just
never leave their house

or sort of always stay in
their room kind of thing.

They don’t want to interact
with society. A lot of it comes

down to mental stress or trauma
or bullying and stuff like that.

There’s a lot of absenteeism. They
are talking a lot of it up to coronavirus

because these kids are just not
comfortable in a school environment.

So they’re just staying
home. And they’re still trying to

do classes. They may do it
through Zoom or something else.

What they want to do is try to
find ways to bring these kids back in.

So they’ve created one meter
tall robots with a pad for a head.

Like I’ve seen this joke on
TV before, like on sitcoms

where they have the
robot roll around the room.

It’s got a mic and a speaker and a camera
for two-way communication so that these

kids from their room can move around
the classroom and actually join in class.

In 2022, 2,760 kids were not attending
school at all. They were staying home.

This is up from the last number that was in
the article. It was 2018. There was 1,283.

So there’s a lot of kids suffering from anxiety. A
couple of kids they talked to after doing this said that

their self-esteem went up and they felt like they could
do it and they were thinking about going back to school.

So while I would make fun
of the style of presentation,

the fact that it’s successful
kind of means that the…

I mean if you’re helping kids,
I can’t complain about that.

I’m thinking about maybe
trying to make a change

the format a little in
the stories that I do.

So we have a YouTuber
turned politician and he refers

to himself as super
crazy-curd and he was arrested.

So I was kind of like, “Is there
a way we could play a game

where I give you all the information
about super crazy-cune?”

And then you try to guess what he was
arrested for. Now it doesn’t really work

on a podcast or the video because I
would need sort of real-time interaction.

But I guess I could do week to
week. So this is my thing. I set

up the question during the
podcast and I don’t give the answer.

You have a week to send
in the answer. If you send in

the answer, I’d have to
have some kind of prize for it.

But like, “Game or Noodles,” I could send
you “Game or Noodles” if I can find them.

Or, and then the next week
I give the answer and the

award winner and then we
could set up another one.

Like, “What was this guy
arrested for?” It’d be a

fun game. I think I’d
rather do it. I don’t know.

Again, live. People could
look at it. I guess you could

see the problems. You could
look it up online and stuff.

It’d be hard to manage the game
because the problem is I’m getting all

my information from the Internet,
which means you could just look up.

Once I give you enough information,
you could find the exact story properly.

As soon as I write in
super crazy code, if you type

that into the Internet
right now, it wouldn’t work.

Maybe I’ll have to bring in some people or
a bit and have them play this game with me.

It might be a game in the
future. We might be doing a

special Ninja Ninja Japan.
What was he arrested for?

They’d come up with a game
show, “Jingle” or something.

Anyways, super crazy code was arrested. He is a former
musician, boss of Zoku, boss of Zoku, who’s like

a youth motorcycle gang who kind of wants to be in
the yakuza, but haven’t quite hit that level yet.

He decided to run for
office in 2021, but his win was

revoked because concerned
citizens filed a complaint.

He went back and tried
again and he won in 2023 April.

He was then recently arrested for
non-consensual sexual injury with a woman.

It is. I’m not going to touch that one.
There are no jokes there at all.

I got nothing. I don’t want to touch that.

A woman met several men 12 times
over the course of this interesting case.

She met them via an Internet matching site.

The whole point of this is related
to one of our sugar daddy episodes

where we talked about a girl who
wrote a book up like a how-to book.

Someone else bought it, used it
actually made a ton of money, and then fed

back so that the police actually
arrested the woman who wrote this book.

Sugar daddy, I’m wondering
if it’s illegal because

it doesn’t seem like it
would be illegal to me.

I guess it’s the fraud or the scam
aspect of it that wouldn’t make it illegal.

If I say please go out with
me, I’ll give you $100,000.

You go out with me and I give you $100,000.
It’s not prostitution.

There’s no real reason
for that to be illegal.

I guess. It was interesting
because the legality of

this seems very great
to me, but we’ve had a girl.

I guess constructing a how-to
commit fraud book is probably illegal.

Executing the information from
a how-to fraud book is illegal.

This girl, she’s done, this is a different
issue, which is why I brought it up.

This she’s doing her sugar daddy activity.
She met 12 guys.

She’s taken them for
220,000 yen that we know of.

Basically, she meets
them for meals, hasn’t been

with them, and then they
have to give her some money.

Someone, I do enjoy that. Someone
reported it to the government

because she actually during the
daytime worked for the government.

So she worked for the government
during the day. She took a paycheck.

She would go out for dinner with
it, probably a different guy every day.

Maybe rotate them through.
But when she went out for dinner

with these guys, she would
expect them to give her money.

Someone, so I’m going to
assume one of the guys who figured

out he was being scammed,
reported this to the government.

So what did the punishment
for that? See, this

is a good game. There
is a good game in here.

What do you think the punishment
was? So for a super crazy

crew in the previous story,
what was he arrested for?

And then a different category
is what was the punishment?

So we know she was arrested for sugar daddy
stuff. She was scamming men for money.

But she was also working
for the government. When you

work for the government,
you can’t have another job.

It’s profitable. So they’re
saying like, what was specifically?

She was engaged in unauthorized
profit making activities.

So they’re saying like,
you weren’t doing this for

fun. This was for you to
make money. You can’t do that.

I guess unauthorized. Maybe if you asked
an advance, you asked your boss, hey, can I

go out with these men and take money off them
and your boss said, okay, then it’s okay.

The lots of companies have like you can’t work for a competing company.
The government in Japan actually has you can’t make a profit on

another venture without discussing us first because it might embarrass
the government, which sort of sugar daddy stuff absolutely would.

The punishment, no jail
time, nothing like that,

but she is having her
salary cut by one tenth.

I don’t know how much
money she was making,

so I don’t know how
much money she’s losing.

I’m betting the 220,000 yen she
made kind of makes up the difference.

So is that okay or not? I don’t know.

Yeah, it’s kind of slimy.

Speaking of a 10% pay cut, what else would
you have to do? Here’s my third game show.

What do you need to do to
get a 10% pay cut in Japan?

Well, if you are an official of the transportation
bureau, operational center and your drunk

and you get frustrated when a ticket machine
shows an error message, that itself isn’t enough.

What you need to do is when the
station employee comes over because

of the error message, you probably
try to fix it for your help you.

You shove them and start kicking them.

So what actually happened was this guy
had 10 beers at a party and then he went

to Karaoke and had 2 more beers and then
he went to the train station to go home.

He went, he has a monthly
pass thing. He went into

the station and then
tried to leave the station.

Now the machine doesn’t allow
you to do that. If you go into

the station, you have to go to
a different station and come out.

If you want to leave the station,
you’ve got to go talk to the ticket guy.

So you go talk to the ticket
guy and say, “I forgot something

at work or I need to get out
and I’ll come back in a minute.”

They will reset your card. It
has to do with payments and

stuff like that and they’re
trying to be careful of fraud.

So it does make sense. The
first time it happens to you, like

I, let’s say, ran to the station
and I forgot my umbrella.

So I want to go out and I haven’t
actually traveled anywhere. If I put my

card on the machine, the machine will
beep and say, “Sorry, you can’t go out.”

You go talk to the ticket guy and say,
“I forgot something. I just want to run

back to the office. They’ll just take your
card, beep it, and then you can go out.”

No problem. It’s reset. This
guy being drunk, not of his best

mental faculties, probably didn’t
realize that he had messed it up.

So when the ticket dude
comes over to help him, he

starts shoving and then
he started kicking the guy.

He did, I say afterwards, this is I’m assuming
after he’s sobered up. I’m very sorry to

be the perpetrator despite our calls for the
prevention of violence against station staff.

He’s pretty fair. I mean, he literally
works for the operation center where

they would be like saying, “Treating
station staff like shit is wrong.”

He’s a mic coworker and then he does it.
10% pay cut and well deserved.

The last story is just a little
update and it’s the Stein’s Gate guy.

So this guy, we’ve reported I
think two or three times. What he

had done is he took the visual
novels, not like a video game.

He took a visual novel
and he played through

it and he recorded
and posted on YouTube.

But it had endings and the endings sort of
with the company’s arguing with lower the

motivation of people to actually buy the game if
they’ve actually seen the ending of the story.

And he played multiple endings
if they’re multiple endings.

He also did what they call fast movies. Now this is not a fast movie.
This would be I guess a fast anime where you take a movie or in this

case an anime to spy family anime and you cut it down into like five,
ten minute things so the people don’t have to watch the whole thing.

They just watch the important
bits and you cut out all the

stuff so that you can actually
watch the video really quickly.

So he’s clearly just taking
stuff, putting it on the Internet,

trying to get his much money
he can from a YouTube views.

In that time, so by spoiling
the ending so you don’t

have to play the game, you
don’t have to watch the anime.

Companies went after him
perfectly fair. I mean he is trying to

essentially ruin their business model
by giving away spoilers and endings.

I am not a big spoilers and endings as a problem kind
of guy. If it’s not purposeful, when it’s purposeful I’m

like, “Well you do that on purpose, that’s kind of shitty.”
If we just were talking, he’d spoil something for me.

I’d die okay, whatever,
I’ll let it go. I’ve never

been one of those people
who were like, “Spoila!!”

But he said, “I just wanted someone
to see what I made as part of my

hobby, my hobby being ruining the
ending of stories for other people.”

So what is the punishment that you would get
for that? Two years suspended sentence, so if he

doesn’t get in trouble for five years, he won’t
have to go to prison at all and one million.

So right now it’s just a 1
million yen fine. If he commits

a crime again, he’s going to
have to do two years in prison.

A lot of people on the
Internet were saying that this is

like too harsh or unfair or
something, but I don’t know.

I actually don’t know.

There’s no one where I’d like to sit down and sort
of talk through the different aspects of it because

the companies have a right to protect themselves,
but also with the strike going on and everything.

I don’t have a lot of love for
the companies, so then getting

screwed over doesn’t hurt me.
It doesn’t upset me, I don’t know.

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Yakuza Halloween

The covid news has been lessened, which means more time talking about people committing crimes, which is great. 

Also, the Yakuza being kind, the Police not doing their job and a bunch of other stuff, like the PS% button controversy. One you may not even know about.

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Anti Mask Landings

Its mostly coivd new, but not all the depressing kind you are probbaly used to. Mostly it’s talking about what to do next and how that is going to make covid worse, as we did not learn from our post lockdown boom in Japan.

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