Go to just stay home

I make one of the few corrections I will ever make in this episode. Not because I don’t make mistakes, but because I refuse to admit I made mistakes, but since I found my own mistake, damn it is hard to argue with myself.

The Japanese government pushes forward with a series of bad ideas and starts pretending everything is going to be fine. Some people got scammed and someone needed to be a little quieter about their mary jane operation.

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Go To Nowhere

The government in Japan really nails the mixed message of protect yourself from corona, but go out and travel and hit up some restaurants, the places where you are most likely to catch the disease.

Also, the Olympics and way more Twitter news than usual. 

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And you can thank Gareth for this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulist

FASMR

A jerk we reported on 2 years ago gets arressted, which was weirdly satisfying and a lot of corona confusion because the government wants people to travel, but don’t travel, but we need to get the economy going but not everyone and be safe, but the hotels are responsible for safety.

Just stay home.

Also, Vagina Kayak lady is back.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHeyEFccxj0&feature=emb_logo

Corona ASMR

It’s a lot of corona news and I promise I did my best to get some other stuff in there. At least at the end is some real ASMR that will help you relax and sleep soundly, like younger Japanese people do.

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The ASMR mentioned in the podcast:

NNJ 124 Bangin in Toilets

NHK takes on BLM and doesn’t do it very well, a man really wants to bang in a toilet and it doesn’t work out for him. 

The remaining scraps of corona virus news and the dream that we end up with a corona free episode.

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The video referenced in today’s episode:

NNJ 121 Extra Curricular Activities

Japan does not jump to conclusions, nor does it educate it’s kids on how to protect themselves from themselves. 

Hostess clubs try to adjust to a post-corona world, cosmetic companies got hurt and a dude just has to show off his pee pee.

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NNJ 120 Tosatsu Hunter

The crime wave of threatening people with the corona you don’t have contiues, along with some more sexy statistics.

Then some other information about other stories, which puts us square back at people taking advantage of people taking upskirt shots.

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NNJ 119 Death by Pachinko

If you just want to listen to some non corona news you can stop after the first two stories. That’s that kind of service we offer. Also, we offer a different service in the first one, that is a little more fetishy.

Then it’s back to all the corona bullshit that has people being their worst selves. But it ends on a positive note. Seriously.

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