This is from the cover of a yogurt drink in Japan. I get that these may … assist people in their daily functions, but am I reading this right?
Does this say poop?
NNJ 82: Fahrenheit 451 go
Adults do not act like adults, a lot of the time. The clouds negatively affect people’s thinking and books are getting recalled because of adults political issues. Politicians, they are super understanding and helpful, if you aren’t a woman. Also, almost finished with the comedian scandal.
NNJ 81: A lot of cops
High tension training, cops gone bad. Or…cops gone stupid? It’s hard to tell, but at the end of the day, cops make mistakes too, just sometimes they stab people. Also, monopoly laws, politics and Syphilis!
NNJ 80: It’s all about money
There are people who try to steal money from you, people who probably make a lot more money than you do. In this episode we have people trying to deny money from other people and saying some people are dumb for trying to make more money. It’s simple, money is the same all over the world.
NNJ 79: Compensated Dating
People need to listen to this podcast if they are going to come to Japan just so they don’t get arrested. Seriously, if you have a friend coming to Japan sit them down and make them listen to every episode of this podcast 2 times. Download it twice, that’s good for my numbers. A bad cop, a bad guy, some bad vapers and some useful Japanese.
Guy Who Lays Things Out
An interesting episode for the guy who lays things out as this time it is not drug paraphernalia or a mass of women’s unmentionables, this time it is the technology taken from illicit live cam streaming.
Choosing to go from Largest piece of equipment to smaller while laying out various cameras in front gives us a sense of scale and as if we are about to start a game of high technology chess.
Also, great care has been put into covering the screen of the mac, for should the accused be found innocent they want to return the property unscathed. A fine print job rounds out the tableaux with clear fine lines declaring where the items have come from. Well done guy who lays things out, well done. #guywholaysthingsout
NNJ 77: How to be normal
Panty theft, it will never go away, but naughty comedians will. That and the woes of being a person who wants to date in Japan but doesn’t have any game, we fix that in one episode. Also, your Japanese word of the week!
NNJ 76: Drunk Droning
Some new things have become crimes and other people haven’t learned through exposure. Also, is 5G promotion pushing me to pirate?
NNJ 75:The best code
Learn about the #kutoo movement, some marijuana and a surprising amount of actual Japanese in this episode.
NNJ 74: These Bloody Girls
The low birth rate in Japan, a guy opening his mouth (again) recycling gets ramped up, why I never give blood in Japan and the romance of the Olympics.