People need to listen to this podcast if they are going to come to Japan just so they don’t get arrested. Seriously, if you have a friend coming to Japan sit them down and make them listen to every episode of this podcast 2 times. Download it twice, that’s good for my numbers. A bad cop, a bad guy, some bad vapers and some useful Japanese.
Guy Who Lays Things Out
An interesting episode for the guy who lays things out as this time it is not drug paraphernalia or a mass of women’s unmentionables, this time it is the technology taken from illicit live cam streaming.
Choosing to go from Largest piece of equipment to smaller while laying out various cameras in front gives us a sense of scale and as if we are about to start a game of high technology chess.
Also, great care has been put into covering the screen of the mac, for should the accused be found innocent they want to return the property unscathed. A fine print job rounds out the tableaux with clear fine lines declaring where the items have come from. Well done guy who lays things out, well done. #guywholaysthingsout
NNJ 77: How to be normal
Panty theft, it will never go away, but naughty comedians will. That and the woes of being a person who wants to date in Japan but doesn’t have any game, we fix that in one episode. Also, your Japanese word of the week!
NNJ 76: Drunk Droning
Some new things have become crimes and other people haven’t learned through exposure. Also, is 5G promotion pushing me to pirate?
NNJ 75:The best code
Learn about the #kutoo movement, some marijuana and a surprising amount of actual Japanese in this episode.
NNJ 74: These Bloody Girls
The low birth rate in Japan, a guy opening his mouth (again) recycling gets ramped up, why I never give blood in Japan and the romance of the Olympics.
NNJ 73: 2020 Failed Fashion
The new Olympic hat suggestions sucks and someone may or may not have a rare physical condition. A new app protects you from train creeps and Japan can’t really decide on name order.
NNJ 72: Hotspring Otaku
Cellphones, boys being boys, burglars being burglars. It’s all pretty much what you would expect. The world in Japan and Japan in the world.
Guy Who Lays Things Out
I have made jokes about the guy who lays things out before. He is a mythical hero. Then the myth becomes reality because I don’t need to make jokes about the following display, I can honestly appreciate the effort.
There has been so many underwear thief stories that I have avoided them on ninjanewsjapan.com but then something happens, something magical.
Someone comes along and just puts in that extra effort, as in the following display of pilfered underwear where The Guy Who Lays Things Out went through the effort of not just laying out the underwear by category, but by laying them out in a gradient. Please, take a moment out of your day and think, did I put this much effort into my work today?
NNJ 71: Detective Cosplay
A youtuber gets in trouble, some foreign people don’t know how to behave, our presenter is super woke and doesn’t look at cosplay, the Avengers can not be top in Japan and cell phones are surprisingly interesting.