Unintended Consequences

(upbeat music)

Just finished the summer vacation in Japan,
and I am suffering from holiday brain.

I’m looking at the wrong pages.

I’m disorganized.

That’s not an excuse.

I mean, you’re going to
get the exact same quality

you get every other time
you listen to an engineer’s

Japan, because that’s
the quality I offer.

It’s this mush brain, and off we go
with San Seido, a group of mush brains.

They are the new populist
right-wing party in Japan.

They are unpleasant towards
foreign people like myself.

So I do not have a particularly
positive view of them.

They have decided to market themselves.

Good idea, if I’m being really honest.

The way they’ve decided to market themselves
is to create an official party beer.

350 milliliter can, and it
says mulch across the front.

I’m assuming it’s using the orange color.

I haven’t actually looked up the can yet.

I’m going to do that actually after.

Again, the quality that introduced Japan
for any faults it might have is consistent.

It’s 600 in a can.

Now, I don’t drink beer.

So I don’t know how much beer costs.

I know they can be really
expensive to get like an IPA.

I know they can be really cheap.

So this I’m assuming is mid.

It sort of seems like a San
Seido kind of thing to hit for mid.

The problem is it’s 990 N shipping fees.

Now, I don’t know if that’s per can.

So you can get the ship to your house.

It doesn’t not sold in stores yet.

You get a ship to you 990 yet, 990 N.

I’m assuming that is for
however many you order.

So if you order 5, 10, 15, 20,
you’re paying 999, God damn.

You’re paying 990 N shipping.

But if you buy one, the shipping
cost is more than the actual beer itself.

The issue that came to light very quickly,

much like Trump’s products
where he touts American innovation

and American, you know,
producing locally within the country,

most of his merchandise
is sourced from China.

The malt is sourced from outside of Japan.

And someone who bought
this online also bought a

t-shirt and the t-shirt
also said made in China.

So this group, this party
that is saying Japan first,

is saying that Japan
needs to be self-reliant.

They’re actually like food
self-sufficiency is a big part

of their thing because Japan
has to import a lot of food.

And they’re like, that means
we rely on other countries.

We don’t rely on one or
a line on other countries.

They’re full of dirty foreigners.

So we should buy everything local.

Now, malt is produced
locally, but it’s very expensive.

So they went with cheaper malt sourced

from outside of Japan,
sort of defying the logic

of their own party, which is, let’s be
honest, absolutely no surprise at all.

(upbeat music)

There’s a place called Kamakura
City, and there’s a railway crossing.

And that railway crossing
appears in slam dunk, the anime.

I believe it’s in the opening sequence.

You sort of see this like very romantic.

You see this very sort of
romanticized, classic Japanese

countryside train crossing
on this really big TV show.

Now, you have to understand
that some train stations,

like the one I go to every
day, actually has no staff.

It’s so small, it doesn’t
have, it has like a

gate and it’s sort of
like little covered area

in case it’s raining or snowing or
something that you can stand under.

But there’s no actual staff.

If I ever problem with my card,
which I have had in the past,

you actually have to
like press some buttons

on this little panel, and then they will
call a bigger station at a nearby city,

and they’ll try to deal
with your problem remotely,

which is sensible because
there are so few people

who come to my station
that it will require having

a staff member there to
help people all the time.

This is a similar situation.

It’s a small, tiny station
in the countryside.

It is not a place that has staff.

So it means it’s not a
big city, it’s not a big area,

it’s not populated, it’s
not ready for tourism,

which is where this
story is actually going.

The train station you’re crossing
is unmanned, it’s closed, it’s toilets.

Because there were so many blockages, there
were too many tours coming and using it.

It was causing too many problems.

They didn’t have staff
there to help take care of it,

to actually like, I guess
just plunge the toilet

on a regular basis,
which is also really gross.

If you get hired to
work for a train station,

I don’t think your
image is, I’m going to be

plunging toilets regularly
throughout the day.

The toilets also got really dirty.

So I guess, assume it would get blocked,

and then people still
have to go to the toilet,

they would do other stuff,
it would get really gross.

Over tourism, this is one of the things
they’re talking about, this is problematic.

Some of the nearby cafes
have closed their toilets

to tourists and people who
aren’t like actual customers.

There was a nearby hospital, and
they were letting people go to the toilet

in the hospital, and
they’ve said like, again,

same problem, blockages,
people like flushing things,

they shouldn’t flush, it was clogging
the toilet, this is causing problems.

We’re not going to allow
people to use their toilets.

The solution, therefore,
for the people who need to

defecate, is to defecate
around the building.

So this hospital has now
appealed to the local government

saying there are too many
tours coming to this area

to take pictures and whatnot
of this railway crossing

from the anime slam dunk,
and now they’re pooping

around the hospital, which is a safety
issue, it’s a health issue, and again,

it being a hospital, they’re very
concerned about health issues.

The government is discussing solutions.

I’m very interested
in what kind of solution

can you come up with to
stop people pooping randomly,

’cause the immediate solution
would be to open more toilets,

but again, this is not a tourist hub, this
is not like an area designed for tourism.

They probably were never
expecting any tourists to show up,

and it’s how much is the
anime slam dunk responsible

for the results, ’cause
this is one of the interesting

things, it’s unintended
consequences of actions.

So, hey, there’s this little train station,

there’s a crossing, it’s really sort
of romanticized in the Japanese view.

Let’s put that in our anime opening, it’s
gonna be really cool, it’s very Japanese.

People love our anime, that
anime gets super popular,

people wanna go to the
places they see in the anime,

and now they need a place to poop, where
they’re gonna poop, when everyone’s like,

now too many tourists
have been flooding our

toilets, they’ve been
clogging our toilets,

they’ve been flushing stuff
they’re not supposed to flush.

We don’t have the facilities
to clean up after this

many tourists, we’re
gonna just close our tourists,

now the tourists are pooping
out randomly in the street.

I can see a rest happening in the future,

I can see them getting really strict
about this, the fines should be massive,

is probably what’s gonna
happen, but that’s just my guess,

the local government is
trying to figure out what to do.

It’s a really weird problem to have.

(upbeat music)

Talking about over-tourism,
talking about problems,

unexpected consequences
of tourism above popularity,

consci has been experiencing
a surge in abandoned suitcases.

Just left on sidewalks and alleyways,
and this is such a weird thing to me,

’cause I always pack really light,
because again, living in Japan,

you have to do like a lot of
omiyage souvenir shopping,

you have to put it in your bag, I usually
go with one bag and come back with two,

because that’s full of stuff
presence for other people.

That’s a really normal thing in Japan,
so abandoning a suitcase seems weird,

I guess if it doesn’t suit your purposes
anymore, like you brought a suitcase,

but then you bought a whole
bunch of stuff, and it’s too small,

you don’t wanna like,
keep it, you don’t wanna

bring it back with you,
so you just dump it.

So people are just leaving it on
the sidewalk and walking away.

People are just leaving it in
alleyways and walking away.

In 2024, there were 8.476
million visitors to Osaka alone,

and Osaka Airport, consci airport had
816 abandoned pieces of luggage in 2024.

Problem is, what do you do with them?

Because the local airport is like,
we can’t just throw these away.

It actually costs money to throw
stuff away in Japan if it’s not burnable.

They keep the abandoned
suitcase for a set period,

and then they reuse it or
dispose it after a set time.

Some hotels have run into a problem

because they are saying it
costs 25,000 to 50,000 yen

every month or two to get rid of these
suitcases that are being left in the hotel.

So basically, yeah, I go,
I stay in a hotel, maybe I

upgrade my baggage, and I
leave the other suitcase behind,

and then the hotel has to
collect all these suitcases

and then give them to the garbage company,
but the garbage company is non-burnable,

which means you have to
pay for them to be removed.

They’re spending 50,000 yen
every two months just on that alone.

They have to the person who stayed there.

They have the person in the
hotel room’s credit card number.

I would just charge them for that service.

Like, we will dispose of your
luggage if you don’t want to

use it anymore, but we are
going to charge you for that.

Some hotels have started
cutting the suitcases in half

and then making them into potted plant
holders, which is an interesting solution

’cause they’re like, we
are recycling in a way,

we’re not throwing a
straight in the garbage,

it’s getting sort of a
second usage a second life,

but this has become like a significant
problem with the overtourism issue in Japan.

People coming and just
dumping stuff they don’t want.

In the previous story,
personal waste, fecal matter.

In the second story, suitcases.

I guess the solution to put them
together, poop in the suitcase?

Still not very appealing.

(upbeat music)

Japan Supreme Court upheld a ruling
that liking a defamatory post online

constitutes an unlawful
act under civil law.

So this is basically, we
have the new group Senseido.

They’re probably saying some heinous stuff.

They actually were getting in trouble
because a lot of what they were saying

was essentially hate speech
under the Japanese Constitution.

Fans of them would
go on Twitter or X, the

everything app, and they
would like those posts.

And this would be the same
as Facebook, like you post

something on Facebook, it’s
hateful, it’s racist, whatever.

You like that.

I am responsible for
my likes supporting the

defamatory post, therefore
I am defaming the person.

So it’s not that simple, ’cause X doesn’t
have likes any more of the way it used to.

I guess this would work for Reddit for
upvoting, so I’ve upvoted hateful content,

that would constitute
supporting the hateful content.

On Facebook, if I liked, if I thumbs
up, thumbs up a hateful comment

that would constitute me
supporting the hateful comment.

The Supreme Court said that a like

is generally understood as showing a
positive attitude or supporting a message.

So basically you put a message on, I like
it, that shows that I support that message.

Pretty sensible.

Of course it’s legal, so they have to
be very strict about what they’re saying.

So factors are taken to account, the
relationship between the like and the poster.

So I as the person have to
be looked at before my like can

actually be seen as an
addition to the defamatory post.

So maybe everything else I say, or
everything else I like, is really positive.

That way maybe this is just an
anomaly, maybe I didn’t read it,

maybe I could say, oh,
I liked it by accident.

But if I am constantly
liking this kind of

content, then that will
get played into account.

That will be taken into
account for whether or not

I actually am supporting
the defamatory post.

The circumstances leading up to it.

So this is also, again,
looking at your post history.

So if I have never liked anything

and I post generally
negative or hateful comment

and then I do support,
I do like a hateful post,

then that is going to
be taken into account.

I am that kind of person.

I am now showing my support
for the defamatory post.

Basically in Japan,
the way it’s phrased as,

if the intent is to harm
the victim’s dignity,

it is defamatory, which
actually means on TikTok.

I actually could sue a
couple of people already.

I’ve had people on TikTok.

So I’ve taken clips from Ninja Neustropan

and posted on TikTok where
I talk about a gross story.

And then I’ll like role play
as the creepy awful person,

almost getting into the
mindset of the person.

And then I’ll do a joke
making fun of that person.

So if you look at the whole context,
I am not supporting what they did.

What they did on TikTok
was they cut out the beginning

in the end and just took the hateful role
play that I was doing and then posted that

and then tried to like rage
bait people into like me saying,

look at this guy in
Japan, this 50 year old,

creepy old man, he’s saying awful
things all the time everyone should go.

I didn’t get the flood of
hate that they were probably

expecting because people
who came and watched

the original clip got to see
the beginning, middle, and end.

But from that, it would be
actually very, very easy for me

to sue them under this
sort of defamation law.

I did find it actually very
funny because when I saw

what they’d done and how
much work they’d put into

editing actually is what
made it really funny to me

because there was an
editing like a clear intent

in the editing of the content
to make me look as bad

as possible so they could
then crap on it hoping

that everyone would get
like, I guess, get me canceled.

But it’s so funny how
quickly it fizzled out

because it was like, anyone
who came had to watch the intro

and it’s like, wait a
minute, this guy doesn’t

seem like he’s super
supportive of pedophilia.

And then I would do some
sort of crass jokes, let’s say,

and then at the end go
like, isn’t that disgusting,

all the stuff I just
put in front of you.

Like is not just a singular term.

So they are using this as a precedent.

So reposting, posting,
DM’s, all can violate anti-stop

stalking laws in Japan, which is what this
all falls under the umbrella of stalking.

So if I’m saying hateful things to you
online, I’m saying hateful stuff in general,

that’s actually part of
stalking laws in Japan.

Pokemon, cards, things for kids, McDonald’s,
happy meals, also a thing for kids.

Put them together,
you’d make kids really

happy or you would make
psycho nerds go crazy

because they put specialty
printed cards into happy meal sets.

So in Japan, it’s not a
happy meal, it’s a happy set.

They call any meal, it’s just a set.

The McDonald’s put a
card in the happy meal.

Now, what they tried to do was
limit the amount of purchases

to five meals per person over a three day
promotion and attempt to stop reselling.

So they knew that people
were gonna come in by these

meals, get the cards
and resell the cards online.

And they were trying to stop that.

So like you can only buy five meals,
but you think I come in and buy five.

My friend, my other resellers
come in and they also buy five.

They’re also gonna try to go to as many
different stores as possible as buy five.

You can see the potential problem.

Now, the thing that
happened was these guys were

coming in and they were
buying up all the cards,

all the happy meals and
the stores were running out.

But then they weren’t
eating the happy meals.

And this is actually
what set off almost more

of a firestorm in Japan
because food waste

is seen as an incredibly
disrespectful thing.

But these guys would just
take the happy, happy meals.

They would put them on a
counter, take the card out and leave.

They wouldn’t even touch the food.

Or if you know the staff got angry at them,

they would take the food
outside, put it on the ground,

and then get under a
car and just drive away.

So they’d have to deal with it anyways.

So it’s a massive amount of
food waste was actually the

bigger issue than the nerds
buying and reselling the cards.

But it was the buying.

Again, unintended
consequences seems to be sort of

an underlying theme of
a couple of the stories.

McDonald’s was trying to stop the reselling

by putting a limit on
how many you could buy,

but this limit was still,
it was more than one.

And that means the people
are going to go around

buying as many as they
can in as many places.

Stores ran out of food.

There was a ton of wastage, a ton
of garbage sitting out in the streets.

McDonald’s even approached
Mayor Carrey, saying please help

and don’t allow people to resell
these cards on Mayor Carrey.

They have said in the
future, they will deny entry to

people who want to buy large
quantities of combo meals.

And then they actually
had to post an apology,

which again is weird because it’s
they shouldn’t actually be apologizing.

It’s these resellers, these nerds who
are buying it up, trying to buy them all.

They’re the ones causing the problem.

McDonald’s tried to put
some things in place and it

didn’t quite work out, but
they still just being Japan.

You have to apologize.

Everyone has to apologize.

Here is their statement.

During our Pokemon Happy
Meal set Pokemon card promotion,

we confirmed that a portion of customers
bought large quantities with the intent

of reselling the cards, causing
congestion and confusion

at McDonald’s branches
and in their surrounding areas.

In addition, there were
instances where the associated

food items being left behind at
the restaurant or abandoned outside.

McDonald’s deeply apologizes
for the inconvenience

and distress caused to
our regular customers.

The crew’s working at
a restaurant’s residence

of the surrounding neighborhoods
and the owners of the buildings

in which our restaurants
operate as tenants.

In the future, there may be instances

in which we impose stricter
purchase quantity limits

for specific happy meal
sets and time periods.

In addition, we acknowledge that this is
an inconvenience to our regular customers.

During such periods, we may also place
restrictions on mobile orders and deliveries.

Details would be disclosed
on a case-by-case basis.

In addition, during such
sales restriction periods,

we will refuse sales to those attempting
to purchase amounts exceeding the limits,

lining up repeatedly to
make multiple purchases,

attempting to intimidate
restaurant staff or otherwise

failing to abide by the
rules and behave politely.

Moreover, customers whose
actions have clearly interfered

with the provision of
the promotion services

when purchasing Pokemon
Happy Meals or who have records

of making bulk purchases will
have their accounts removed

from the official McDonald’s
app as per terms of service.

So McDonald’s is trying
their best to make it very

clear that this is not
acceptable to behavior.

They’re not going to
allow this in the future.

They’re going to try to put a stop
to it, which I think is the right thing.

When, again, when people get off the
rails and start harassing staff and stuff,

I think that’s actually
time when you call the cops.

(upbeat music)

The shape of Pocky has been trademarked,
and this is called a 3D trademark,

which I found very
interesting because apparently

this is very rare, and
it’s very rare for food

to get it because food doesn’t
come in a consistent shape,

but the Pocky shape has
been considered so iconic.

They applied for a 3D trademark,
and what this would do would mean

if I wanted to make my own, for those
of you who don’t know what Pocky is,

it’s a piece of bread, it’s a tiny stick
of bread, and it’s dipped in chocolate.

So it’s a tiny bit of
bread, tiny bit of chocolate,

nice combination, it’s
a light chocolate snack,

it’s a sweet thing, and it
has a very iconic shape

because it is just dipped
directly into the chocolate,

so it has like a stub
that is the bit you hold

that would be just
bread, and then the

chocolate coating above
that, it forms a shape.

But it’s also fairly nondescript.

It’s fairly just like
it’s the result of

this process of dipping
bread into chocolate,

which actually seems a
little unfair to trademark that,

but it means that anyone
who wants to make a candy

or chocolate snack in the same shape,
Pocky, the company could then sue them.

The way they got this trademark was
to go to the patent office and say 91.

6% of people who see this shape,

recognize it as Pocky,
therefore this shape

represents Pocky, therefore
we deserve a trademark.

‘Cause usually they
only trademark characters

and logos and stuff,
saying like your logo

can’t look like my logo,
your character can’t look

like my character, that’s
pretty easy to prove

because it’s a distinct shape set thing,
but like I dip something in chocolate,

it’s gonna look like
something dipped in chocolate,

whether I actually intended
that to be the result or not.

So this is what I wanted was the clear
definition of what a Pocky is shaped like.

So this is marks-IPlaw.

JP, and I believe
is the actual group

that applied for the
trademark on Pocky’s behalf.

So during the substantive
examination as anticipated,

the JPO issued a notification
of reasons for refusal

pursuant to article three, one third
section of the Japan trade mark law.

This provision bars registration of
marks that consist solely of indications,

indications commonly used
to designate inter-aliyah,

the place of origin,
quality raw materials,

intended purpose shape,
including packaging,

price, method, time, or production of use.

So basically this first thing is like, you
can’t make a trademark based on the fact

that you use bread or
chocolate or things like that.

So in response, we submitted the Pocky’s,
cookies, 3D shape had through long standing

and widespread use come to
function as a source identifier.

Accordingly, it should
qualify for exemption

under article three, two of
the Japan trade mark law,

which permits registration of marks,
otherwise barred under article three, one,

provided that the mark has acquired
distinctness among relevant consumers.

To substantiate
the claim of acquired

distinctiveness, we
submitted extensive evidence,

including market research
targeting 1,036 men and women,

age 16 to 79, remarkably
91.6% of the respondents

when shown the 3D
shape of Pocky cookie,

without any accompanying
text, identified it as Pocky,

or Pocky chocolate in response
to an open-ended question.

So basically they said, what’s this
and showed them a Pocky shape?

And then the people said,
it’s Pocky and they said,

that proves that the shape
is indicative to the trademark.

So following the submission of
evidence of subsequent restriction

and designation goods to
chocolate confections in class 30,

the JPO approved the
registration on June 24th, 2025,

by admitting acquired
distinctive myth of the 3D mark.

So this is the bit that’s important here.

The detailed
description of mark, the

trademark, for which
the registration is sought,

is a three dimensional trademark,

and the column of trademark
for which the registration

is sought, consists of
seven views of the order.

So perspective view, front view, back view,

left side view, right side view,
bottom view, and plan view.

So basically they took
seven pictures of Pocky

from different angles and
presented that and said,

this is Pocky, and now this
has been trademarked as Pocky.

Incidentally, the light
colored portion shown

in the perspective view, the front view,
and the bottom view are due to illumination

or not elements
constituted in the trademark.

So the actual brightness
of the color of the bread

cookie part of the Pocky
is not part of the trademark.

Jade has put in a couple of things
like other things are shaped like Pocky.

They might actually be
owned by the same company.

I actually forgot I think it’s Glico.

I actually forget now
who actually makes it.

But on the screen right
now, there are trade marks

that have been given for other
candies and chocolates and stuff.

There’s a chocolate
screw, a piece of chocolate

with like an almond
shape cut out of it.

There’s like a half moon cookie.

There’s a hottie bowl,
which is like gummy bears.

There’s the most famous one for
me is the mushroom shaped chocolate,

which is like a squished pocky, but the
chocolate is taken on a mushroom shape.

I’ve seen those, actually again,
I would recognize that shape.

These have all been granted
3D trademarks in Japan.

I was most interested in
the actual filing in Japan

like what constitutes a 3D trademark
because I’ve never heard of that before.

And then the shape of Pocky
being honestly kind of plain

and boring made it really suspicious
to me like how can you copyright that?

Because now anything
that’s a long cylindrical shape,

I guess with a lump of stuff on it is
now a legal in Japan or you could be sued

for producing something like
that and not paying off Pocky.

(upbeat music)

We have done lots and lots of
fraud over the last few weeks in Japan

and it’s been the people
impersonating police

has been like the big
spike in fraud in Japan.

So they say there’s a
warrant out for your arrest

and you gotta pay us a certain amount of
money and we’ll get the warrant taken away.

They say money’s been moved into
your account from an illegal source

and we have to take
that money out of your

account or you’ll be
arrested as an accessory

and then people give them
access to their bank accounts.

They have people picking up
bank cards and stuff just trying

to do everything wrong to
make someone’s life miserable.

I mean, that’s just really
what they’re going for.

A 73 year old man was
arrested for special fraud.

This is impersonating a police
officer going to a lady’s house.

He’s the bag man.

So there’s actually someone
usually sets up the fraud

and then someone who goes try to
pick up the money and/or bank cards.

In this case, it was two bank cards.

He was impersonating a police officer
sometimes they impersonate lawyers.

He posed as a police officer and he
went to an 88 year old woman’s home

to pick up two bank cards
but she knew something was up.

So she said, yes, come to my
house and get the bank cards

and then she called the police and
said, I have a guy coming to my house

pretending to be a policeman to get some
bank cards, could you maybe pay him a visit?

They had claimed that a large sum of
money had been transferred to her accounts

and had to be confiscated
for this police investigation.

So they needed access to her bank
account to be able to get the money out.

After he was arrested, this
73 year old man turns out

he actually a few years ago was a
victim of the exact same type of fraud.

He lost 120 million yen to
a fraud involving a fake cop.

So a fake cop came to
this guy, said similar story.

We needed access to your
bank account to take money out.

They got access to his bank account.

They drained it of 120 million yen.

I don’t have 120 million yen.

I would be the worst victim of fraud

because you would get like
very little money out of it.

The police suspect that
the group that targeted

this 73 year old man realized
that now he was in need of money

so they recruited him after
being a victim of their scam

to actually be the bag
man for their further scams

and pay him off knowing that
he was desperate for money

’cause he just lost,
I’m assuming 120 million

yen in this case is
his entire life savings.

So it seems that they are
creating a perfect recycling

system where they’re like
we’re going to commit fraud.

We’re going to attack this person.

We’re going to take all their money.

Now we know that person needs money.

We’ll hire that person for
a very low fee, I assume,

to commit the crime on
our behalf to be the bag man

’cause the bag man’s the
always one who gets caught

and then when they get arrested
turns out the cycle of fraud continues

because we hopefully either
gotten money from a new person

who we can then target as a
new victim or a new employee or

that person gets arrested and
we don’t care about the middle.

So please, please be careful
when dealing with police.

They’ve just introduced online
warrants and that became a huge spike

because all these people started
spoofing what looks like the online warrant

a warrant for your arrest and
then as you can see the amount

of special fraud has
increased significantly in Japan.

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Dueling Mt Fuji

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  • It’s a copyright law.

Last week I talked about frivolous case.

What I saw is a frivolous
case, I’m not a judge.

So maybe it does have
merit, but I don’t think it did.

Because it was a lady who took images

and put them on the internet
and she’d altered them a bit.

I don’t think, they were claiming it caused
distress, which I don’t think is real.

Mainly it was personally
used to run onto the internet.

Now this case this week is a bit different.

This week there was a
flyer for a mayor mayoral

candidate which sort
of changes the context.

So like I’m an individual
and I’m a fan of a thing

and I do some stuff and
I put it on the internet.

That could be copyright infringement,

but at my point was if they
don’t go after everybody,

then they shouldn’t be going
after just the singular person.

A mayor using promotional materials

is a different setting, it’s a different
set of criteria for the work they’re doing.

‘Cause this is public, this is about
trying to get elected to office no less.

There have been multiple singers who’ve
asked politicians to not use their music.

So like I’m a very liberal
artist and Trump uses my music.

I ask Trump to stop using my music because
my values don’t align with your values.

I’m sure it’s happened
for Democrats as well.

It’s just that’s kind of thing.

They’re trying to pick theme
songs, those theme songs.

The artists might have a say as
to whether or not they actually

agree with the person
using their theme song.

The poster that was made was
five men in basketball uniforms.

Now what they did was they
took the poster as basically

slam dunk and they tick the faces off and
they put on the faces of some politicians

and then they kind of
softened up their bodies

so they looked a little more
like physically appropriate.

They didn’t really look
like basketball players.

It’s imagine you took
some slam dunk characters

and made them out of
wax and then put them

in a hot room so they
sort of melted a bit.

That’s what the poster
actually ended up looking like.

But the uniforms, the
positioning and whatnot,

was a very iconic poster from slam
dunk and they did the same thing.

This I actually think is a very good idea.

It’s very cool, but of course, being a
politician, you have to get permission first.

You have to contact the artist,
you have to contact the company.

We can we do this?
We are changing the thing,

but of course there is a lot
of overlap between the two.

Is this acceptable to you?

Maybe we have to throw
you some money, something.

I actually bet if they’d asked the
company would have been okay

with it, even if they had
to throw them just like,

you know, let’s pretend you
actually bought the rights.

Also, mayors seem like they’re
supposed to uphold the law.

So they’re in this position
where they have to make laws.

They should actually be upholding
those laws that they make.

This poster went out, they got in trouble

and they did, of course,
the most reasonable thing,

took full responsibility,
apologized for it,

took down the poster
and then changed it up.

No, of course they didn’t.

They tried to leave the poster
up and blame a young member

of their staff saying that they
did it and we didn’t know about this.

And it totally wasn’t
our fault, even though,

of course they had to approve
the poster before it went out.

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Found this story very interesting
because I didn’t know this was the thing.

I didn’t know this law that
they’re talking about was the thing.

There were five teen boys.

They were all about 17, 18 years old.

They were all arrested and
they were arrested for doing.

I didn’t think doing was a thing.

Like I know, actually until very
recently, doing was like in laws.

There are laws because
doing used to be a thing.

And it used to be legal.

And then they’re like,
well, we can’t have people

going around shooting each
other with pistols anymore.

So we have to make it illegal.

So if you look up like
the last time there was

a duel it was actually
surprisingly recent.

There are states in America where if you,

two parties do agree to fight and
they agree to sort of rules, you can fight.

I believe Washington stays
actually allows you to duel

as long as you don’t use
weapons or something like that.

But in Japan, again, having
all the samurai culture

and people whipping out
swords and cutting each other

in half and stuff, dueling
was off the books as soon as

they got into this sort of
more modern, peaceful era.

dueling is illegal in Japan under 1889 law.

So since 1889, you are not
allowed to duel in Japan anymore.

All members of a gang who
were fighting over a helmet,

which was decorated with a phrase,
beat Nagasaki prefectural police.

That’s not a phrase
that rolls off the tongue.

It looks quite cool.

It’s a white helmet with gold stripe in
the middle and it has some stars on it.

And it actually says
in Kanji, in Chinese

characters, beat
Nagasaki prefectural police.

And they both groups wanted this helmet.

And it actually seemed
to be one against four.

They said all of them
were in gang’s plural,

but it sounds like four members
of a gang met one member

of a different gang and
they fought over this helmet.

They fought in a multi-story parking lot,

which is very highlander and
there could be only one, I guess.

You’re not allowed to cut
off anyone’s head in Japan.

There’s lots of places
where you’re not allowed

to cut off anybody’s head, but
Japan’s very serious about it.

They do have the firearm and sword laws.

So having swords, very
much equates to cutting off

people’s heads, they’re
very against that in Japan.

The multi-story parking lot is also
clearly the traditional dueling location.

Police were alerted when
someone called and reported.

There’s a man who ran away after
a fight wearing only his underwear.

So it seems like four against one.

So it seems like they fought.

They were fighting over this helmet.

The four guys beat up
the one guy, of course.

They took off his clothes
and then he ran away,

which is again, it’s very
teenage attitude towards a fight.

I don’t know, I feel about this because
don’t duel in the street, don’t duel.

I’m actually okay with that.

The reason this fell under the duel laws
is because they’d arranged it in advance.

They’re like, we want the
helmet, I want the helmet.

Meet me here at this time and we’ll fight.

That is arranging a duel.

That’s why it fell under this law.

I think if you just met and
didn’t arrange it in advance

that you were going to
fight, it would have been fine.

But the thing is, it’s also really unfair.

Four guys show up against one.

That’s not, you know,
that’s not how you do a duel.

So I think those four guys
should get more troubled

than the one guy, if they’re actually
gonna fall under the dueling laws.

What they should have
done, again, here we get into

the Denise used pen,
giving advice to criminals.

I practice judo.

I go to judo two, three times a week.

Like I do it very regularly.

I fight people all the time.

I am, in essence, able
to challenge someone to a

fight, go to the judo
place, we have insurance,

we’ve all signed forms and
stuff, and then we could fight.

They need to do it at a dojo and it doesn’t
fall under the dueling rules anymore.

It falls under practice of a martial
art, which you’re perfectly allowed to do,

proves that these kids
are just not as smart as me.

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So welcome to the quiz.

  • Yeah.
  • Okay, good response.

So let me give you the background,
a little bit of story, and then the quiz.

So the mayor of a town was diagnosed with
cancer, and he starts recuperating at home.

Now he’s missed some of the
current meetings and sessions

and stuff, and an assembly
member said one of the following.

So there are four choices.

Okay.

  • Okay.
  • A, if only he had got cancer at a more convenient time, B.
  • Oh, that’s messed up.
  • The mayor is a cancer on this session.

C, I want to pray that he dies
soon, or D, I hope he gets well.

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So back, do you wanna hear it again?

(mumbling)

Okay, so we have four options, A,

if only he had gotten cancer
at a more convenient time.

B, the mayor is a cancer on this session.

C, I want to pray that he dies
soon, or D, I hope he gets well.

  • One of those is not like the others.
  • Yeah.

Okay, so I have questions.

  • We can talk about it, yes, yeah.

This is not like a hard quiz thing.

This is, we can talk about it a little bit.

So this might be a bit of telling about me.

What’s it a man or a woman who
made this hopefully nice remark?

  • It was, the mayor was a man,
    and the assembly member was a man.

So both were men.

And there was some tension that the
mayor was trying to run stuff from home.

So he was at home
recuperating, but he’s like, you can

still have meetings, all
send instructions and stuff.

So I think that’s maybe where
the frustration came from,

is they weren’t letting
someone take over the

role in the intermediate
time, in the interim.

  • Okay, okay, okay, oh, God.
  • Merska, how long has
    this person been mayor?
  • Oh, I don’t know that.

It’s been a while, he’s old, and apparently
he’s been like reelected multiple times.

But I mean, all the politicians we
talk about, they’re all in their 70s.

This is actually, again,
I’ve said a billion times.

I want a moratorium on old politicians.

And I think government
decides the age of retirement

and politicians have to retire at that
age, would make a prison medicine.

They make the rule, they have to
follow, the rule would make a lot of sense.

  • So much good sense there.
  • It would work on,
    this is the whole problem

America’s having is you
got these guys in their 70s

and 80s now, running for
president, and it’s like, dude, why?

Why are they even allowed?

  • Because I have a
    vision, I will leave a legacy.

You know, I know things that can
shape the world because I’m old, as shit.

  • But they should mentor the
    person who’s going to take over.
  • They might do it wrong then.
  • Okay.
  • Just like, I actually
    think what you’re actually

saying is I’m greedy
and I don’t want to let go.

  • Yeah, same thing.
  • Yeah.
  • Yeah, my legacy.

Okay, you got to pick ABCD.

  • Oh, okay, so I’m just going to go
    ahead and I’m re-checked, D, D, D is D.
  • D is D, right.
  • Yeah, the D is the way,
    obviously, the joke answer.

Of course, he said something horrible,
otherwise it wouldn’t be a new story.

  • Yeah.

All right, one more time, A.

  • There’s a cancer on this, okay.
  • Okay, so I think a
    cancer work can be time.

The mayor’s cancer this session.

I wrote them down.

  • Oh, good.
  • Wow.
  • So the mayor’s a cancer on this session,

that’s hard to spin that number of
positive lights when we reject that one.

  • Okay, so you’ve rejected B.
  • Yes.
  • And A sounds too reasonable.

Nope, I want to pray that
he dies soon, I feel sick.

  • 100% correct on the first try.

That is amazing.

I think I actually didn’t, I
haven’t been keeping track

of if people have been getting
them right or not, but I think

you might be the first, you
just got it right on the first go.

  • Hey, you know, I’ll just, you have to
    know how messy people can be in that.
  • All right, so there’s a second part.
  • Did he double down when
    the leader of the session

asked if he wanted to
correct his statement?

  • Of course he double down, he’s
    like, I said, I said, I said, I’m missing.
  • Okay, what do you think he said?

What do you think he said?

So you got to think of his phrase, heology
too, I want to pray that he dies soon.

  • Well, he probably tried to rephrase
    it by saying that what I meant was,

I hope that he gets to leave from his cancer
soon, – Oh no, that’s not doubling down,

that is trying to reframe
it, he doubles down.

  • Oh.
  • Like he’s like, not only did
    I say what I said, I meant it.
  • All right, well.
  • What do you think he said?

What do you think he said the second time?

So the leader of the session is like,
dude, you’ve way crossed the line,

I’m going to give you
an opportunity to retract

or say something, again, like you
just did, try to reframe it a little bit

so that you’re not going to get in trouble
because you’re going to get in trouble

if you stand by this, and
he’s like, you know what?

I said what I said, and here we go.

  • I hope it spreads
    the rest out of the way.
  • Don’t tell, he says, I don’t tell
    lies, why is he clinging to his position?

So he’s one of the, he was frustrated

because the guy is trying
to run the city government

from home, you know, saying
like, why is he doing that?

It would be better if he just died.

Then the next day,
there was a bigger meeting

and he did apologize
because I’m betting someone

and his group was like,
dude, what are you doing?

Wishing the mayor was dead.

  • Right, like someone just played back
    his words, like, did you really mean that?
  • I guess short.
  • I didn’t get the
    retraction or anything yet,

so I’m waiting for there to
be maybe another session

where he actually
formally has to apologize.

I’m assuming he’s going
to retract his statement

so it never existed,
which is of course,

my favorite political
move, that didn’t happen.

  • He’s not the retraction self from office.
  • He’s gotta go, I mean, you can’t wish
    somebody dead and then double down on it.
  • They don’t do that here though.

They just like, I retract my statement
or you misunderstood what I meant.

‘Cause the last one we
did, she like claimed that,

like, can you call yourself a woman if
you don’t have a baby and she was like,

oh, I meant like women
birthed me into my job.

It’s like, that is not
what those words mean.

  • That is not what you said.
  • That is not even close to what you said.
  • Oh, I love that.
  • Oh, I love that.

Oh, God.

  • I mean, I wish people had died
    before, but you know, I wish they weren’t.
  • Quietly to yourself.

I mean, I think everyone
has wished someone dead,

at some point, but part of your
brain’s going, I don’t really mean it.

I’m not going to say it out loud.

And if you set it out loud, it was in anger

and you’re like, okay, look, I didn’t
actually mean that I was just angry.

  • You know, I’ve actually, I’ve never,

so I’ve followed myself,
I’ve said it to myself, I’ve

never been so upset with
anyone that I wish that on them.

Even like, you know,
some people are like, you

know, it’s my life, I
don’t, I can’t say that.

I don’t like it, it just, that disturbs me.

  • I don’t think I’ve said it, but
    I’ve said really hard stuff before.

Like, I have a mouth.

So, you’ve talked to me before.

So, I may have said
something like, but not meant it.

So if they said, do you want
to change your statement

and be like, okay, I don’t really
want him to die, I’m just very angry.

I can see that for sure, but this dude,

this dude’s like, yeah,
why is he still doing his job?

This is, I hope he dies.

A record 3,568 people were
stranded on mountains in 2023.

So they keep track of this.

So, Mount Fuji has come in the news lately

because they’re going to start charging
people if you want to climb out Mount Fuji.

It’s like one of the most
classic touristy things to do,

Japanese, I think every
Japanese person does

it at some point in
their life, they walk up.

There’s one where you
started like three, four

o’clock in the morning
and you walk six hours up

and then you get to see
the sunrise at Mount Fuji.

I have never walked up Mount Fuji.

I’ve lived in Japan for 20 years.

I’ve never gone up Mount
Fuji and people ask me, why?

And it’s ’cause Mount Fuji,
the mountain looks amazing.

The view from Mount Fuji is a bunch of towns
and cities, which is not very exciting.

And if it’s cloud cover,
you don’t see anything.

So, for me, the appeal of
being on top of the mountain

is maybe if I could see
other mountains and vistas

and stuff, but looking at a bunch
of city, man, not very exciting.

So, I would rather go
to the area and look at

the mountain itself
than actually climb up it.

That is the logic I use.

I, therefore, will never
get stranded on a mountain.

This is the highest, so 3,568
people is the highest number

since they started keeping
track of this stat back in 1961.

So pre-pandemic, not this many
people got stranded on mountains

during the pandemic, of course, people
weren’t traveling, so that didn’t happen.

But they started keeping track in 1961.

We’ve had a huge tourism
boom over the last year.

It’s actually caused a lot of
trouble over the last three,

four weeks of stories, have
been tourist behaving badly.

People trying to stop
tourists from crossing the line

of what’s considered
proper decorum in Japan.

It’s pretty reasonable.

Like it’s pretty sensible stuff.

People in Japan don’t follow
Japanese rules because they’re

not Japanese and they end
up offending locals and stuff.

But of course, how
many foreigners got stuck?

145.

So 3,400 or so of the 3,500
people got stuck with Japanese.

So at least they can’t turn around and say,

this is all foreigners getting
stuck on the mountains,

and we have to pay taxes
to pull them down and stuff.

It is 99% Japanese people.

That is 1.4 times more than
the last peak, which was in 2019.

790 of the people were in their 70s,

and people over 60s
accounted for more than half.

So it actually seems like
older people are thinking,

oh, I love the idea of going up a
mountain, hiking up a mountain,

and they go up and then they’re just like,
I can’t make it back and they get stranded.

They have to have someone come
up and get them and carry them down.

I’m weirdly glad that it’s
Japanese people and not foreigners.

We’ve had so many bad news
stories about foreigners lately

that I’m actually worried
that this can be too much,

and it’ll actually get, again, tarnished
the image of foreigners in Japan.

But now it’s just old
people, in Japan, go and

go mountains, not being
able to get back down.

That makes perfect sense.

Since we’re talking a little stats,

I do love my stats, and in
New Japan loves its stats.

In 2023, there were a record 80,400
and 4 complaints about social media scams.

We do talk a lot about scams.

There’s a lot of scams in Japan.

There’s not as much violence
and stuff, but people everywhere,

every country, are always
trying to steal your money.

That’s something you should be aware of.

Peace loving Japan,
they still want your money,

and they’re willing
to lie to you to get it.

So this number, 80,000,
is up 20,000 from 2022.

We don’t get the 2024 numbers, of course,

until the year is finished, and then
they have to calculate it in one month.

This is mostly from people 50 plus.

So there are older people spending
time on the internet using social media.

There are not as aware of… Well,
maybe they’re just more trusting.

They think someone’s
saying something to me.

I’m going to believe what they say.

I’m going to trust them, and
they get involved in the scam.

And that’s a bit annoying.

I would think maybe, yeah, is
there some like maybe internet

awareness course that could
be offered to older people?

Like, how do you recognize the scam?

Basically, if it’s too good
to be true, it’s a scam.

I did get scammed
out of a little bit of

cryptocurrency one, so
I’m not above this issue.

I think I’ve talked about that scam
in a different podcast, but it is…

It sucks, because you’re embarrassed
so you don’t want to tell anybody.

So I go out of my way to
talk about it so that people

understand, look, they
lied to you and believe them.

That’s not actually a terrible thing.

So, what you need to do is actually
make yourself and other people more aware.

So I hopefully use my experience,
let other people know what happened,

so that you can actually
be aware of possible scams.

There’s a lot of subscriptions,
service complaints.

So, in 2022, there were
20,000, so this is like you…

You subscribe to something,
and then you decide

you don’t want the
subscription service anymore.

And it’s really hard to
quit the subscription.

They like try to like lock you in.

A lot of gyms are famous for this.

You join a gym, and
then you try to quit the

gym, and they won’t
give your money back,

and then they roll it over,
roll it over, roll it over.

This is up 20,000 to 90,001
subscription service complaints.

The biggest scams in
social media in Japan

right now are foreign
exchange market trading.

So, this is very similar to the one
where they stole my cryptocurrency,

where I put my cryptocurrency
into a plan, and then I got my returns,

so I put more cryptocurrency
into the plan, and

then suddenly I couldn’t
pull it out and again.

So, by giving me
that first return, I was

now very confident
that this was not a scam.

So, the first time, of
course, I did a little test.

I put in a little bit of
money I wasn’t worried

about losing because it wasn’t that
much, and then it actually worked.

So, I’m like, “Okay,
this is a real service,”

and then when it
was a bigger number,

still, again, didn’t ruin
my life for anything.

I don’t have enough money to actually give
enough money to anyone to ruin my life.

Then suddenly, “Oh, there’s
been an error in the system.

We can’t withdraw your money.

You have to do this.

You have to do this.

” And they kept starting saying,
“You’ve got to top up your funds.

You’ve got to do
this to get it to reset.

” And then it was
very clearly a scam.

Luckily, I didn’t do all those
things to lose even more money,

which, of course, since you
become desperate, is very possible.

So, you put your money
into the foreign exchange

market trading, and then
you can’t withdraw the money.

Luxury bags off fake websites.

So, this either could be a
fake bag or a fake website

where they don’t send you anything
at all after you send them some money.

Couldn’t cancel subscriptions?

The kind of subscriptions
they’re talking about?

Cosmetics.

So, you pay for skin cream,
and it comes every month.

And then you say, “Well, I
have enough skin and cream,

or the skin cream isn’t
doing what they promised.

It didn’t make me look younger
or healthier or more awesome.

” So, I want to cancel the
skin cream, and then you can’t.

You can’t find a way to cancel it.

There’s no unsubscribe button.

You can’t cancel anything.

They just keep charging your
credit card again and again.

Or health food.

So, it’s actually interesting to me.

These things that are essentially
maybe praying upon insecurities.

I want to be healthier.

I want to be younger.

I want to look better.

Those are the places
where they start scams.

I guess there are just a lot of
subscription services for those.

Overall, it went from 33,000 to
900,000 spam email complaints.

Suspicious phone calls, mostly
real estate and construction.

There were 8.8 trillion yen in
damage to consumers in 2023.

So, we do need safety courses or
information or PSA’s to go out there.

An engineer’s Japan is
absolutely trying to do its part.

Don’t get scammed.

If you have a really weird suspicious
thing going on, send me a message.

I will tell you if it’s
real or not because,

again, I’ve had the experience
and it is one of those things.

If it’s too good to be true, it’s
probably too good to be true.

And if there’s a subscription service,
make sure you’re able to unsubscribe.

You know what I did, actually.

I had a credit card
that was going to expire

and I subscribed to
all these things that

I wanted and then I knew they were
going to be difficult to unsubscribe to.

And then when my credit card renewed,
I just didn’t renew the information.

And that’s it.

I got out of it.

So it would be great
if the credit card

companies would create
like a one-year credit card.

So it works.

And then you can
roll it over, but it’ll be a

new credit card, not the
old one just continued.

And that way, if you put all the subscriptions
and stuff on that, then you can just

quit a whole bunch of stuff by having your
credit card expire and not renewing it.

Okay, this is the last story of the day.

A Japanese pianist
was arrested for, I should

have done a quiz on this one,
stealing cabin attendants aprons.

So when he was on
the airplane, he has the

cabin attendants, the
stewardess is the stuff.

And they wear aprons
when they’re cooking or

making stuff in the
back and maybe I assume

they take them off and hang them up
because they have to be in their uniform.

He had a thing for him,
had a thing for uniforms.

That’s actually a pretty
big fetish in Japan.

He went into the back
and he stole one of those.

He apparently got caught and got arrested.

He said, “While being
arrested, collecting women’s

uniforms is my hobby, I
smelled it and wore it myself.

” And we get, “I don’t
really do the underwear

theft stories anymore
because there’s nothing

interesting that underwear thieves
do that adds anything to the story.

I would do volume and
stuff for a while, but

basically we’ve heard
the underwear theft

story enough times that new iterations
of it aren’t in that interesting.

” But they never say
what they do with it.

They’ll say something vague like, “I use it
to satisfy my sexual desires or something.”

In this case, he’s very specific.

“I smelled it and I wore it myself.”

So he took the stewardess’s apron and put
it on and you wore it around the house and

then he tried to smell, I assume,
the person who had worn it before.

While they were away
from the galley area, he

went back to the galley
installer from there.

Police went to several locations, so
again, he’s a pianist, he travels around.

These found nurses uniforms and
aprons at his home and other places.

So he hadn’t just done this for
stewardai, he had done this for nurses.

He had gone to
hospitals or I guess maybe

even like clinics and
stuff, they would have it.

He went to these places
and stole the uniform,

I guess, packed it in a bag and just
got out of there as quick as he could.

I do understand a lot of fetishes.

I may not have them, I may not
share them, but I understand them.

But then there’s this whole category
of fetishes that I just don’t understand.

And I wonder how they come about.

We did this, we just touched on this, when
university we touched on this in psych 101

that I did and I really
enjoyed psychology

because we got to talk about this
stuff, but how do you develop a fetish?

Is it already inherent or is it developed
over time because it may experience?

And that is, this guy is a pianist, he’s
actually fairly well renowned, he travels

around, he goes to, he’s international,
so he’s playing piano, he’s making money.

He’s living the dream
of a lot of musicians,

he’s getting paid to
play piano and he messed

it up because he just
could not resist his fetish.

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