NNJ 23: Shoes, Sumo, Scandal and Society

A ninja, who never passed ninja class because he got way too focused on something else. A follow-up on the Sumo Vs Ovaries. Giant corporations trying not to kill their employees. The Finance Minister of Japan being a 5 year who has discovered his wee wee and a moral quandary of belief. There’s a lot there!

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NNJ 21: Sushi Chocolate Allergy

Allergies plague Japan, but the source is one of those unintended consequences of a bygone time.

YouTubers don’t get arrested, but they sure as hell could have.

Chocolate, they said it makes you smarter, but it didn’t make them smart enough to get the science right.

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Summer clarification

For those of you who don’t know what Summer Lesson is from the previous post. It is a VR game where you tutor a high school girl.

This is how I assume every game goes:

X Summer Lesson

I love game crossovers, mainly because I like dumb things.

Best board meeting ever:

President Tekken Industries “We need to liven up Tekken. What we do?”

Distracted employee “I never managed to look up the skirt of the girl from Summer Lesson…”

President Tekken Industries  “Perfect.”

Distracted employee “What?”

Result:

Instructional Video

The terms you need to know for today’s Japanese lesson:

JK = High School Girl

PK = Underwear riding up yer butt

あるある (aru aru)= Something that happens. This is a form of comedic short story telling about things that happen to everybody.

歩き (aruki) = walking

かぎ (kagi) = key

探る (saguru) = search for

直す (naosu) = fix

That’ll get you through most of the video, enjoy figuring out the rest from the video itself.