Of Course

How does Japan get the reputation it has? Well, mostly things like this…

I mean, it is impressive that I can still be surprised by the “creativity”.

Go to just stay home

I make one of the few corrections I will ever make in this episode. Not because I don’t make mistakes, but because I refuse to admit I made mistakes, but since I found my own mistake, damn it is hard to argue with myself.

The Japanese government pushes forward with a series of bad ideas and starts pretending everything is going to be fine. Some people got scammed and someone needed to be a little quieter about their mary jane operation.

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Go To Nowhere

The government in Japan really nails the mixed message of protect yourself from corona, but go out and travel and hit up some restaurants, the places where you are most likely to catch the disease.

Also, the Olympics and way more Twitter news than usual. 

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And you can thank Gareth for this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulist

FASMR

A jerk we reported on 2 years ago gets arressted, which was weirdly satisfying and a lot of corona confusion because the government wants people to travel, but don’t travel, but we need to get the economy going but not everyone and be safe, but the hotels are responsible for safety.

Just stay home.

Also, Vagina Kayak lady is back.

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Corona ASMR

It’s a lot of corona news and I promise I did my best to get some other stuff in there. At least at the end is some real ASMR that will help you relax and sleep soundly, like younger Japanese people do.

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The ASMR mentioned in the podcast:

NNJ 127 Garbage Bomb Pick up artist

Plastic is under attack in Japan, along with people who work at Konami. 

Maricar is in dire straits and Mistress scams don’t seem to be working out for anyone.

Finally, the worst pick up artist? I don’t know if tire slashing is considered negging.

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NNJ 126 Caillous Jerk Shack

So much news, the justice system explained, cheating explained and real ninjas in this one.

Also, the pain of contact tracing apps, for the people who want to help you. The fastest computer in the world. A touch of fraud and NHK may just get what it deserves. 

To be blocked from the world. 

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NNJ 124 Bangin in Toilets

NHK takes on BLM and doesn’t do it very well, a man really wants to bang in a toilet and it doesn’t work out for him. 

The remaining scraps of corona virus news and the dream that we end up with a corona free episode.

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