All right me and Dave rockin’ the news.
Not a the
Citizens arrest YouTuber who we
talked about last week was rearrested.
How do you get
re-arrested in a single week?
Like how do you get arrested for?
Citizens arresting people
and then like the next week
I guess like he was
arrested and released.
I don’t know if he’s actually
gone a trial or anything’s happened
But then the next week you
go out and you’re like, well.
this time I’ll do it right and.
Okay, anyways here the
story and it’s even dumber than
the last one the last one. He
basically accused a woman of
So this time there is a man in his 50s.
who’s waiting for a
friend at a train station.
He is then pushed to the ground
and surrounded by a group of people
Who claimed he was trying to escape
the police because he was a drug addict.
So they did the YouTuber
did a Citizens arrest.
He was restrained a man, which is I guess
has not kidnapping. It’s assault for sure
They pushed him to the ground.
So that’s assault like restraining
people against their will
has to be a crime in itself.
So I’m really torn on that like
what crime is that it’s not I guess.
It’s a kind of kidnapping.
I guess kidnapping.
Maybe you have
to take away people.
Because there was the thing he
talked about last week kidnapping
if you’re in like in a company in
the company like locks the doors
What refuse won’t let you
leave because you refuse to find a
If a company we’ve read about black
companies and you have to sign a form
And they won’t let you leave the room until
you sign the form if you call the police
They’ve actually kidnapped you because you’re
not allowed to leave So I guess this is
Under the same law. So if one
of them’s kidnapping this has to
be kidnapping as well. Anyways, the
Citizens arrest YouTuber With friends
Surrounded a completely
innocent man in his 50s who was
waiting for a friend
pushed him to the ground
surrounded That’s got
to be terrifying in itself.
He has no drug connections
And the dude was arrested again.
So I don’t know.
Like he’s not very good
at Citizens arresting first
of all like there’s one
thing like I want to make.
My name is a vigilante.
I need to
Vigilante properly. I need to I
need to vigilant the right tease.
I need to
Be vigilant about
who I Vigilante’s.
Try to make up new words Riz was
Quoted as being the
word of the year for I think
the Miriam Webster
dictionary or something.
But if you’re gonna do
Citizens arrest you got to like.
So to me I’ve confused
because to me this is a failure on
multiple points. He wants
to be a Citizens arrest guy.
But once everyone finds out you are not
Arresting people who’ve committed crimes.
You failed on that point
So maybe they would just come to your
channel to see you arrest the wrong people.
Like maybe that’s what
they would come for that
would be the entertainment
of that part like.
Who’s he going to falsely citizens
arrest today and then he gets in trouble?
The police have to do something
about this like this is actually
a case where it’s like he’s
obviously just going to keep going.
Until he goes too far
someone gets hurt.
I guess in a weird way if you
hurt someone and they sue him.
That actually might be the better
outcome like not that the guy gets hurt,
but then being able to sue someone
and take all his money would actually be.
The Russian embassy so
Japan and Russia, you know,
they’re having a contentious
time right now because.
Japan does not support
Russia and its efforts Russia
has pushed back on that
there has been some contention.
Because of islands north of
Japan that are still in dispute.
Russia and Japan right now do not have
the greatest relations in their embassies.
Turns out Russian embassies have
been refusing to pay their parking fines
The embassy this is actually the bid.
The embassy claims to be making efforts.
But just just can’t find
a way to pay the fines
like we’re trying
we’re trying really hard
Just can’t we can’t figure out how to pay
the fine. I don’t know. I every time I go
I forget my wallet or I
forget the the forearms.
Oh, I don’t know what happened,
but then you find out Russia had.
59% of diplomatic parking
fines in 2022 so it’s almost like.
They’re going out of the way
the 41% of the other diplomatic
parking fines is the entirety
of all the embassies in Japan.
So Russia is doing essentially
60% of the parking fines that is.
338 cases so if you want
to do the math add another
40% of that you have all
the diplomatic parking fines
For the country in 2022.
But 60% so that’s like they’re trying like
you have two options you can park here.
Where you can park over
there illegally and then the
Russian guys are like park
illegally. Let’s get a ticket
Let’s get a ticket so we don’t
have to pay it just to cause
Japanese police a
little more trouble.
It’s a Diplomatic immunity diplomatic
community diplomatic community has always
been kind of a weird thing to
me. I’ve never really understood it.
I can commit a crime in your
country, but because I’m a diplomat.
I don’t get in trouble for it.
I mean, why would you show
respect to a country that you’re angry
at right now? That’s that’s
actually just the way it goes, I guess.
A 41-year-old company executive went to the
Japan Airlines diamond Premier lounge now
I can tell you as a normal
human being I’ve never
been in anything that is
diamond and or premier
But to combine the two
the diamond Premier lounge.
That’s just got to be the
best lounge in the world ever.
So while people were there
and they’re eating and taking naps
because they’re rich fancy people
and they do whatever they want.
This company executive so
he’s a company executive so it
the fact okay There’s a couple
things that that struck me
Company executives get paid more than me.
I get paid normal people money.
get paid more than that.
So he’s got more than
normal people money already.
He’s going into the diamond premier
lounge which means he probably makes more
Than even rich people
money like he’s getting
into the exclusive
bits of the airport.
Not a place I would care about.
I don’t know. I bet if I went in there.
I’d be very happy about it. Actually,
no fancy places make me uncomfortable.
I’ve gone to fancy bars a
few times and I always was
like I don’t belong here,
and I don’t like it and the the
excessive staff attention
is very off-putting to me
I like going to bars and
Issacias in Japan where
they’re like hey you near
they can I’m like not buddy
We’re good and then they just like
walk off and you’re like that’s right
I’ll call you if I need you and
then you go away and then
they come over and they’re
like you need something
like yeah I do and
then they give it to you.
So I’m that class of person the
Excessive attention puts me off.
So this guy’s in this
diamond premier lounge.
And he decides it would be a great idea.
To steal a wallet worth 190,000
yen that had 300,000 yen in it.
So there’s there’s actually again
another sort of the level difference.
The wallet was worth 190,000 yen.
The average Japanese salary I
say this regularly because it keeps all
these big numbers because you
use Japanese yen in all these stories.
A lot of these big numbers are going to mean
anything to the average listener because
they’re in their country with their currency
and then the relationship doesn’t make sense.
The average person makes
four million to five million.
So let’s say four point five million yen
a year in Japan. That’s average salary.
So your monthly salary.
300 to 450,000 yen a month.
So someone’s spending a hundred
and ninety thousand yen that is
probably about half the average
salary for a month or
like two-week salary for
a normal person in
Japan and then that had.
300,000 yen in it in cash.
I Would probably carry.
Maximum normally because that’s
going to be enough to like if I need food
I can get food if I need
a taxi or an emergency
That would be enough to get
me most places like I could get on
the shink on the center for
20,000 yen and get to another city.
With 20,000 yen
I don’t really need to
carry more than that like
I don’t normally I carry
like a few thousand yen
But like if I just gone to the
bank and I just like topped up.
Probably 20,000 yen
He admitted to the allegations
So he’s actually said
yes, I did it was another
side point in the story
He’s been accused of
Stealing 300,000 yen and a
hundred and a thousand yen wallet.
But then he admitted to it
and they still just say suspicion
and accused of because he
hasn’t actually gone to court
He hasn’t hasn’t he hasn’t
actually been convicted.
So it’s still not necessarily true. Which
is a very interesting little side note
If you read carefully, you can see
like the people who write these stories.
They’re very careful
about their language
because you don’t want
to make false accusations
I kind of appreciated that
on the on the writers part
I should actually put a little more effort
into figuring out who actually wrote it.
Give them credit is what I mean
he admitted to the allegations
and he said the reason he
did it was stress from work.
Now if this my all jobs
are stressful basically.
But if my job included the
ability to go to the diamond
premier lounge to decompress
every now and then.
I don’t know maybe maybe again,
maybe the stresses he feels are so high
and then the the diamond premier
lounge isn’t enough of a decompression.
I’m not trying to give
him too much sympathy
I’m just trying to imagine
what it’s like to have more
money than I’ve probably
ever had and then be like
My life is stressful.
I’m gonna steal money.
To make myself feel
good to relieve that stress
to have a little excitement
to feel alive again.
No, I’m sorry.
He should just ease
off work or I bet at 41.
Making enough money to get
into the diamond premier lounge.
I bet he could retire to again if
he was willing to live a normal life
This might be the bit that I always miss
because I was like oh if I get rich enough.
I will live the exact same life.
I live now.
And stop working as in these guys
are like no, I always need more and
more and more and more so I guess
that’s where stealing more money.
would feel good.
I wouldn’t feel good about stealing money
But I wouldn’t feel particularly
terrible about stealing
from rich people. It’s kind of a
Robinhood syndrome of being.
Again just sort of average normal person
who lives in the world. What I feel bad
I’d feel bad. I would feel really
bad about stealing from poor people.
I’d feel bad about stealing
from normal people.
I think I would feel less bad.
Maybe I would still feel some guilt
I would feel less bad about
stealing from rich people.
That’s not even to say they
don’t deserve their money.
Maybe they worked
really hard. I don’t know.
I think there is a base
assumption that most
rich people don’t deserve
the money they got.
This is his second charge
His first was stealing a credit card
from the diamond premier lounge.
So this is the second
time not only has he been
stealing it’s the second
time he’s been caught.
Kind of goes with this citizens arrest
youtuber from the previous story.
If you get caught doing it.
You have to change up what you’re doing so
you don’t get good or maybe you don’t care
Maybe you want to get caught. Maybe
this is one of those like serial killer
Please stop me from killing kind of things.
I can’t help my motivation.
Yeah, being of sound mind. I think.
If I was caught doing something and
I still wanted the benefit of that thing
I’d be like why I have to
change my methodology.
I wouldn’t go back to the
same place commit the
exact same crime and
expect to get away with it.
Because I got caught the first time
I’m gonna get caught the second
time if I don’t change my methodology.
So yeah, you got to you got to mix it
up I had an interesting discussion sort of.
Because I was thinking about like I.
Don’t know how to launder money
So the problem is let’s say I
found a suitcase full of money.
A yakuza group had thrown it out of window
because that’s actually happened in Sapporo
They actually like found a
garbage bag just full of cash.
And then they were gonna
burn it and then they had to turn
it into the police like we
don’t know what to do with this.
But let’s say the money
needs to be laundered
I can’t just like take money out
and use it. I was trying to figure
out like how would I be able to
spend that money and not get caught.
And there’s no way you
can do it without them
being able to pinpoint
you in modern society
I’d have to find some alternative
because if I spend money
Let’s just take it. I take
10,000 yen out of the time,
which is sort of a very
standard bill to use in Japan.
I go to convenience stores
and I break my 10,000 yen bill.
They would have video footage
of me spending the money
So they could just go oh,
we found one of the bills
Let’s go through all the
video of that day and just
sort of catalog all the people
who spent money that day
They might even have like a time frame
because the when that till was being used.
If I went to a different store every time
They then could be like well, it
showed up here. It showed up here
Hey, guess what this big stupid
white guy showed up at all these places
So I’m like I can’t do that.
I could give it to my friends
Was my second thought
like I’ll give my friends all
10,000 yen in exchange for
like break 10,000 yen for me
And they all spent it in different places
But then it’s all still connected.
Oh wow, all these people
seem to work at the same
company the source of the funds
Must be coming from
within this company.
They’re like all the
best way I could do it.
Which is some people say the reason Bitcoin
was invented. They do have Bitcoin ATMs now
It’s still going to take a picture
of you because it’s an ATM.
But I could wear a nondescript
hat wear sunglasses wear a mask
And then the first thing
you do as soon as you
walk away from that ATM
is you get rid of that mask
Get rid of those sunglasses get
rid of that had you to you burn them
or throw them a river or something
that once it goes to a wallet.
Is not as traceable.
They can trace it, but.
Yeah, it’s really hard for a normal
person to launder money. That’s actually
something I thought about so I’m trying to
figure out the best way to launder money.
I haven’t found a big
bag of money, so I don’t
really see this sort of a
waste of my mental energy
But it’s it’s these sort of
exercises I put myself through
should the day arrive when
I have to commit a crime
If you followed Ninja
Ninja Japan for any amount
of time you can tell I
think a lot about how to
Effectively commit crimes and not get
caught. I think about how to do things
Criminal activities the best
I can and I guess should the
opportunity come up if I’m gonna
do it. I don’t want to get caught.
Ninja News Japan is
basically spawned because
of my fascination
with committing crimes.
I haven’t commit haven’t should I
admit what crimes I have committed.
I certainly jaywalk like every day.
I’ve jaywalked in front of the police
They didn’t seem to mind
In Japan what crimes have I
committed done some speeding.
I’ve done you know
the normal ones.
Punishments in Japan can be quite severe,
but having done this podcast long enough
I know if I just keep my mouth shut long
enough. I’ll probably just get sent away.
Probably lose my job in the process, but.
I probably could get myself
myself out of prison. I think.
Do I have the mental
fortitude? Johnny Somali
seems to have done it
and that guy’s a moron, so
Next story next story. I
should I should let all my
thoughts wind down before
I do the transition music a
female police officer was
arrested for involvement
in a romance fraud
It’s only interesting because the
female police officer was posing as a man.
And so this was all online
So not a hard thing to do,
but I was like oh like what would
be the benefit because you
think women could like we had.
Sugar baby beauty chan was the
story for the last few months on.
Just used to pan fascinating how
she was ripping off dudes and making
tons of money with it and then
giving it all to host fucking ridiculous
My thinking was she could
probably like scam men.
More effectively, but I bet she
didn’t want to use her face or anything
So this is why she was
in person but then I was
like ah a female would
better know the female mind.
She could better romance
another female because you know
men like myself were awkward
and clumsy and we smell bad
She probably asked to do a
better job at the romance scam
than I could because I would
never say the right things
I would never be a good host.
Let’s put it that way
So at first she was
impersonating a male Canadian
doctor and talking to her
victim who was in their 50s.
So I’m assuming pretending
to be an older doctor.
I guess doctors tend to be
quite established so an older dude
And he’s talking to an older woman
so age appropriate. That’s quite nice.
And he says I am taking
care of patients in Yemen.
My mother has been hospitalized
Airfare is 200,000 yen which I will repay
to you immediately so he’s trying to get.
The victim to send 200,000 yen so
that they can buy an airplane ticket.
Now my first thought is why can
a doctor one of the better paid.
Professions not be able to
afford 200,000 yen. Why couldn’t a
doctor go to one of his doctor
friends who also would have money
And asked them for
200,000 yen 200,000 yen
being honestly in this
case not very much money
Like if we’re talking
about like air fairs that
are last minute the last
time I went to Canada.
It was a quarter million yen or
something for me and my family to go.
Like it was ridiculous.
But it was again, we didn’t go
short notice, but it was not quick.
And so we weren’t even
paying like the premium price.
We certainly weren’t getting into the
diamond premiere lounge with our tickets.
And we were paying way more money than that
So also had posed as a mail
model requesting money for
shipping costs to send the
prize money for winning a contest
So this is a pretty common scam
where it’s like we’re going to give you.
20 million dollars.
What you have to do is send
us a few thousand dollars.
As a deposit or insurance
or something like that
And then you send the two
three thousand dollars whatever the
minimal fee to get your $20 million
which seems nothing in comparison
I spend $2,000 bucks.
I get $20 million. You get the money
For just this initial investment.
It’s a really good deal. So that’s.
Lotteries will never ask you to send
money because they have all the money.
They like they’ll we’ll just take
the $2,000 out of your $20 million.
Winnings and send it to you and we’ll
ensure and stuff makes a lot more sense.
Being a mail model. I’m sure
again. There was a certain amount
of like let’s cloud our victims
mind with lust kind of feeling.
Also trying to be very charming.
It was just again. It’s a it’s a cop a cop
committing these fraud crimes a clap who
Knows how easily it is to get
caught who knows sort of the
system getting caught makes
me feel they’re not a very good cop
And not a very good criminal and if a
citizen’s arrest YouTuber had arrested her.
Celebrations all around.
Four hosts. It’s actually thematically
lately things have been lining up
So it’s talking about really each on and
she spent all her money on hosts and then
I was talking about hosts and then the
government started like cracking down a host
And now I’m getting much of host
stories four hosts were arrested.
Touting during the day so what they do in
Japan. It’s called touting. It’s basically.
I’ll stand close to my
Restaurant or bar or whatever
and I’ll have some of my staff.
Out on the street and they’ll be like hey
Do you want to come to a bar?
I’ll take you to a bar
and I don’t know if they
get extra money for everyone
not but you know more
Customers means more money all around for
the restaurant. Maybe you get paid better.
Aggressive touting is illegal in certain
prefecture, so it’s not everywhere.
But if these dudes on the
street are like harassing you.
Can get in trouble now is something you
need to be able to prove and you will see
these whole four hosts must
have been doing a really really.
Aggressive hustling for street business.
Because they were
trying to get them to the
morning host session,
which is inconceivable to me.
My image is you come around eight
nine ten o’clock would be the earliest.
So probably the party
starts around midnight.
They party till three
four five in the morning
They’re drinking they’re having a
good time and then you roll home. Okay.
Apparently there is a morning host session
between nine and ten in the morning.
So I was like are these
The remainders of the host the
host who’ve been drinking all night
Do you get to have a really
gross stinky breakfast with them
are they recovering from
their night of drinking are they
The morning crew is there like a
specific morning crew because like I?
Very very sadly. I would
not want to stay up till five
A.M. in the morning drinking
especially every night.
I would much much rather
prefer to have the ten o’clock.
morning hosting Shift
Which I’m sure is not the
most profitable one, but that
means you’re probably in my
mind getting a lower tier of host
So like the whole point is
there’s a certain glamour
a certain attractiveness to the
hosting lifestyle You go there.
They charm you.
They romance you.
It’s a weird breakfast thing
I just those don’t connect
to me hosting and breakfast.
Morning time like to me. That’s when
they be getting off working going to sleep
for sure and are they drinking? Are
you starting drinking? I’m not judging I
Not recently last couple years.
What I actually found was.
I much prefer to drink at
lunchtime and sober up by dinner
then drink at dinner time and
try to go to bed while a little.
Loose I found drinking at lunch a
much more preferable experience
So a couple hours earlier 10 o’clock. I’m
not going to get too judgmental about that.
It’s just again, it seems
like if you have people
walking on the street at
10 o’clock in the morning.
Going hey, do you want
to start drinking now?
Seems like it wouldn’t work
out to me. This just doesn’t
seem like a good plan. It
doesn’t seem like it matches.
Romantic life the romance
of the whole host thing.
To me, but I guess if they
were going to be successful
They would have to be
very aggressive to get people
into their host club at
10 o’clock in the morning
Which is why the police were
notified of them, which is how they
got arrested these four guys
and again citizens arrest youtuber.
Wrong place wrong time.
You could have been there
arresting hosts and actually
doing some good for society
But no, you just pushed
down a 50 year old man who
was waiting for his friend
because you’re dumbass.
I had to mention that this
apparently is a restaurant
that’s been around in the
goya, which is the city I work in.
This has been around for 10 years.
It’s a nugoya restaurant
It includes slaps from
the staff for 300 n each.
And so I watched a video of like.
this Restaurant they are not
holding back. They are legit
Slapping you as
hard as they can.
It’s girls But that doesn’t
mean girls don’t hit hard
Slap across face slap
across the face Then.
They’ll hit you a bunch of times.
So if you.
There was one video
and the girl hit him like.
Like six seven eight
times times 300 yen each.
It’s that’s not one slap. That is
300 yen per impact to the face
I’m torn as to whether
or not I want to go to
this because a it would
be an amusing video
But be if someone slaps me in
the face, I might not take it very well
I’m not the kind of guy who’s
used to getting slapped around
And just sitting there, but of
course then it’s also like a little girl
So I’m not going
to hit her back.
Am I? Citizens of the youtuber citizens of
rest youtuber might want to be ready for the
Frakis that ensues should
I end up in that restaurant?
Normally we end off an engineer’s
Japan with a creepy creepy story and.
I’m it’s a tradition. I’m
happy to uphold but the
creepy creepy story has to
have something interesting
And I found something more interesting
and it’s a shitty shitty racism.
Yamato Gokoro is a
Company that sells stuff
online like clothes and stuff.
The leader of the group is Yoshiyaki
Yoshida and he’s also the founder of DHC
And he’s dipping his big
toe back into the racism pool
So back when he ran DHC.
He posted comments.
Let me get the right ones.
No, okay So I didn’t write down. I only
wrote down the most recent comments
So we’ll just do it. Let’s do it in
order and then refer back to DHC later.
So kind of reorganizing
my story on the fly.
On the Yamato Gokoro.
Website he posted
that Yamato Gokoro is
apparently the only major
general online retailer
whose head is pure Japanese now pure Japanese
In Japan is a pretty racist statement.
Because what you’re saying is
anyone who isn’t pure Japanese
They suffer from faults. There’s a lot
of like pure Japanese people don’t steal
They have more integrity.
They and this is like
really really right-wing stuff
naming a competing CEO.
He said based on the features of his face.
He is often suspected of being zainichi
But steadfastly denies this.
So judge for yourself
So they’re doing uh, well
again, what a lot of races do.
like facial features
You can actually like see
someone’s genetic history in it
And you can see if their pure Japanese
are not So if you have Korean features
Then you’re obviously a mixed
Korean or have like an impure heritage
And therefore you are
must be a lesser person
Zainichi, it’s a phrase you
might have just learned today,
is what they call ethnic Korean
people who grew up in Japan
So Japan invaded
Korea brought a lot of
Korean people over
back to Japan to be slaves
They were a lower cast of people.
They were treated very poorly.
They are zainichi They’re
children and their children’s children
stuff grew up in Japan.
100% Japanese culture
but of course looked down
upon it’s a pretty dark
part of Japanese history
Japan has a lot of pretty
dark parts of her being honest
But this guy saying like
look at this other guy’s face
Doesn’t he sort of look korean
you shouldn’t shop for it with him.
Is you know again, that’s pretty clear what
he’s actually trying to say from the start.
To another CEO of a different company
He said according to the
compendium of zainichi common names.
He is 100% of korean descent.
So they have a list of
Korean people when they came to
Japan would have changed their names to
To integrate into Japanese society.
So very standard ones, let’s say.
There’s a list of these the
compendium of zainichi common names
So these are the most common names
because he has one of these names
Ergo he must be it’s 100% factual
that he is from korean descent.
He’s not Japanese.
He’s not pure Japanese
I always do enjoy when people
say pure because in my mind.
That means nothing we’ve now hit a
point where there has been so much.
You know integration and
crossbreeding and stuff and.
How far back do you go
before something’s actually pure?
There’s no such thing as a pure
Japanese a pure Chinese a pure korean.
Pure anything because borders are made up.
And if I was born on the
border between China and India.
I’m gonna look like a little bit of both.
Maybe it’s hard very hard. Hey, whatever
It’s just again, I don’t actually see
Any of this is being in
any way legitimate because
I don’t see purity as
being actually possible
This is one of those
things where I bet if this guy.
You did his like 23 and
me DNA history thing
it would come up with
like 17% Chinese 17%.
Korean 17% Vietnamese something like
that like it’d be a mix of Asian cultures
Just because Asian cultures
throughout all of history
have mixed regardless of
whether you liked it or not
I enjoyed this part the most though
When newspapers asked
about the post the company not
the man because they
didn’t want the man out there
PR team was like we
gotta get this guy to shut up.
He’s saying the
race is shimmy done.
They said we will refrain
from answering at this stage.
So I think their hope
is that people will this
this will like just sort
of fade away a little bit
People will stop asking
questions. There won’t be
this problem in the future
if we just shut up now
Maybe we can get our
boss to not make racist
posts and things will
just like kind of calm down.
I think that might be why the
PR team was like don’t let him
answer the question because he
would probably double down not
Probably absolutely did
because he did a similar thing
at the previous company
DHC between 2020 and 2021.
When DHC was bought by oryx
They had Yoshida step down.
But he was making similar
posts that the company then
would remove so he’s sitting
in his office going like oh.
I looked at this other guy’s face.
He’s must be Korean
He’s typing away saying
racist stuff like oh look this
guy’s I don’t know what
features they would pick on it
Look at his eyes nose ears mouth.
He’s clearly Korean descent.
Obviously you should
not shop with him or
he doesn’t do a good
job because of his face
You should only shop with
me because I look at this
the the mask of purity
that I wear all day every day.
I haven’t seen a
picture of them.
I actually tried to look
at a picture of them.
Really quickly this morning. I
didn’t get one. I wanted to see what a
pure Japanese looked like so I could maybe
recognize one of the future I fully expect.
He will get in trouble.
Because it’s kind of
illegal and it’s not really a
good thing for your CEO
or president to be saying
It makes your company
look bad a lot of people in
Japan are now stepping
very far back from this stuff
We’ve had lots of stories.
In the past of old
Japanese men saying racist
stuff and getting in trouble. We had the
guy Who was in charge of the Olympics.
He got in trouble for sexism
and racism and stuff and.
We got the mayor of Osaka
way back. He used to say he said
racist stuff like every day. I
loved him because every week
He said it’s something. I had a
story I could do an international pen
and apparently that is actually
the last thing you want as a politician
To have me talk about you because that
means you have just crossed a stupid line.
God I had tried to hold
that sneeze the whole time.
I think Dave’s hair
went up my nose
Can I get it done without disturbing him?
There he is. I’m pretty sure
me just rubbing him the whole
time is kicked up a lot of the
hair and went up in my nose
Oh, you want scratches in your belly
you got some Dave camp time, baby.
And now you think for
just just the tiniest bit of
his face on my desk. I
usually has his pod here.
It’s a little colder today.
So he’s just he’s just chilling
out. I give him a lot of
scratches and he can see his eyes.
slowly start to close.
Dave’s life is so hard.