NNJ 86: It should have been Yakuza

A pair oif surveys with drastically different results that make me think I want to live in the Yakuza game world, not the real Japan. It’s the loading screens that would get me.

Also, money, Toyota, an anime fan goes off the chain and the every frustrating relationship between Japan and Korea.

Golden Guy Who lays things out

When things of value need to be displayed there is much care needed in deciding the how, where, why and how again in the laying out of things.

The blue trap, while the masters tool, the master knows when he needs to step away from the norm and create a new canvas. The smuggled gold here would seem dull and lifeless when placed on the magnificent blue tarp, so the master decided simplicity, symmetry would be more evocative of the weight that gold carries with it. Enhancing the image instead of confusing the viewer.

Here we have not only the gold, but the suitcases they were hidden in, giving us a sense of the plot. Also, the plastic storage bins the police use to transport the gold, pulling the heightened fantasy back to the real world. Everything is balanced.

Okinawa Guy who lays things out

I do not know if each prefecture has their own guy who lays things out, if it is an art collective, or if there is only one true master who rules over all police departments, but when called to Okinawa to create this wonderful display not only were the stolen underwear layed out in a massive space with blue tarps, because the thief had taken the time to individually wrap and seal each panty, the guy who lays things out took the time to release each from it’s solitary prison and lay it on top of the plastic in which it was enclosed.

Screaming to the world, “You cannot imprison the human spirit, we shall fly through the sky on our dreams, like a blue tarp.” The guy who lays things out broke through the plastic covering of my heart.

A Stimulating haul

The guy who lays things out knew that some other poor should had to get each of these pills from the feces of the drug mule who had brought them into the country.

The care and precision demonstrates the respect felt for a colleague who has never know the spotlight of the blue tarp (or in this case blue cards on a table). Each pill carefully placed to ensure that the world will see that nothing can hide from the long, plastic glove of justice.

Over 1,000

When a thief has put in as much effort as this one, you cannot just lay out the panties in a pile on a single tarp, this is how one would lose the massive scope of the endeavor.

The Guy who lays things out knew this and decided to take full advantage of the space available to him but filling the entire room.

Now not only can we seen the panties, we can feel the breadth of time and how we are just a single panty in the universe…

Does this say poop?

This is from the cover of a yogurt drink in Japan. I get that these may … assist people in their daily functions, but am I reading this right?

Because of the final shoulder, I think it has to be poop on purpose.