Why I Podcast

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There is a cop that is
four million yen in debt

from buying luxury
items and entertainment.

And that tells me that this is a cop living
beyond his means outside his lifestyle.

He therefore is a cop that can be bought.

That was actually my first thought
when I was initially reading this story,

is that this is a cop you
could bribe and get away with it.

He wanted to resign.

So he wanted to stop
being a police officer,

which actually in this
case seems like a good idea.

If you have a cop who has large
debts who can’t get out of those debts,

you don’t working his job, you
don’t want that guy to be a cop.

The other police officers
were like, “Uh, you should stay.

” You should keep working as a police
officer or pay off your debt before you quit.

You should stay.

His solution on the other hand
was to just stop showing up to work

and then to go to
Disneyland with his girlfriend.

So he wanted to quit and
the other guys in the office

were like, “Don’t
quit, keep being a cop.

” And he’s like, “Uh, how do I convince
them “that I don’t want to be a cop?

” That they should stop letting me be a
cop that I should not be a cop anymore.

He wanted to uncop himself.

He’s like, “Well, if I
just stop showing up,”

I mean, honestly, as far as
planning goes, this is a solid plan.

On the engineers, Japan, we
make fun of bad plans all the time.

This is a good plan.

If you want to get fired,
just stop showing up.

They’re gonna fire you eventually.

The problem came on October 1st when
his father filed a missing persons report

and the cops, therefore,
his colleagues, his

co-workers were out
looking for him specifically.

So you missed a couple days of work,
you don’t show up anymore to work.

Eh, let me just forget
that guy, not a big deal.

Someone filed a missing persons report

and you’re a cop, then the
cops have to go look for you.

So he’s kind of like stuck himself
but we’re not telling his dad,

“Dad, I’m going to Disneyland or Dad,
“I’m doing something with my girlfriend.

” He just disappeared.

So his father, I don’t know if
you’d behave like this in the past,

but his father rightfully said, “My
son is missing, I don’t know where he is,

“I will call his co-workers
the other police

“and they will look for him and they
have to look for him “at that point.

Even if they’re like, “Yeah, at
this point we’re glad he’s gone.

” He was found leaving a hotel on October
2nd with his girlfriend or his partner.

I don’t know if he gets arrested for this.

He has to get stopped.

When this is an interesting thing, when
someone files a missing persons report

and you’re not actually missing and
the cops find you, what do they do?

They just like tag,
you’re it, we found you.

You have to find me now.

You have to find the next guy.

Because you haven’t committed
a crime, like going to Disneyland

with your girlfriend without
telling anybody isn’t a crime.

Of course, it does leave
your family back home who

think you’ve disappeared
forever in a weird situation.

I have something I want to look
into, but how do you find out like,

I can’t go to the police
and ask these questions.

This is something I
realized a long time ago.

I have lots of questions I
would like to ask the police

and I can’t just like go show up
at the local police station and say,

hey, if this situation
hypothetically happens,

what would be the result or the
punishment or like is it a crime?

That makes draws suspicion onto you.

So I realize I can’t do that.

I need a cop friend or a lawyer
who can explain stuff to me.

That might be the next
step for an introduced pen.

I’m being the next
evolution as to find a cop

or lawyer that I can
regularly ask questions to.

So as I hit these questions,
I can write them down.

Might actually start looking into that.

I want to do more quizzes.

It’s organizing time.

Organizing times very
hard for me because I work.

This isn’t my job.

I do this because I love you.

On October 31st, at the
end of the same month,

he’s issued a reprimand and that
reprimand is, hey, you’re a bad cop.

You can’t just not show up
to work for a bunch of days.

And then he immediately quit afterwards.

So again, if we’re going for his initial
plan and success, he has achieved his goal.

He didn’t want to be a cop anymore.

He wanted to quit.

It’s not like he wouldn’t let him
quit, but they convinced him to stay.

Maybe they were given him
a hard time about quitting.

He’s like, I formulated a plan.

I’ll stop showing up to work.

I’ll stop showing up to work long enough.

They will reprimand me.

He probably thought they
would just like cut him loose.

But in, I guess, police, it
has to be a little more formal.

They reprimand him and then he quit.

I guess, and this is
going to ensure he can’t

be a cop again, which
is not a bad idea.

I mean, this is the kind of guy
that should not be a cop again.

He did say after he was reprimanded
and quit being a police officer.

I didn’t like having my personal life intruded
on and being given advice about money.

I thought if I stopped showing up
to work, I would be allowed to resign.

And again, he was correct.

So a man was arrested and
he was arrested for riding.

And it looked like an electric bike.

They said, a moped with pedals.

So I’m assuming moped with
pedals means kind of gas powered.

So you pedal it and
then the engine kicks in.

And it’s got like a little
essentially lawn mower engine

and that, that keeps you going, it
looked like an electric bike to me,

but the electric bike will give you a
better image of what the bike looks like.

It looked like a modified bicycle
with an engine on it, that whatever.

That’s a moped.

I guess they were right.

Who am I arguing with right now?

He’s been arrested for
riding past people and

snatching glasses off the
face as a glasses wearer.

I understand the immediately difficulty

and frustration is
what put you in because

I am functionally blind
without my glasses.

And I see the world, but
it’s like the world underwater.

I know what Atlantis
looks like because that’s

what I would see whenever
I take my glasses off.

I couldn’t really drive a car or
anything if I didn’t have my glasses on.

So with glasses, I see adequately.

I wouldn’t say well, if I was walking
somewhere and you took my glasses,

I could still find my
way to the train station.

I still do stuff.

I would not be a functional
human being to the same capacity.

Be here feeling like a buffoon.

I, Jay, I feel the exact same way.

I would not be because
I would lose so much

capability because I
couldn’t read things.

I’d have to like walk up
really closely to read them.

I’d have to maybe ask
people for directions and stuff.

So it would just, it would
make my day so much harder.

And let’s say you were
going on your way to work.

If I was coming home, I probably have a
pair of old glasses, which aren’t as strong.

Maybe that I could still get by with
to get to like a new pair of glasses.

If I was on my way to work, I would,
there’s no way I’d be able to do a

day’s work without
my glasses on because I

couldn’t read the computer
in front of me probably.

I’d have to get my face really closely.

It would be very
entertaining for my coworkers.

They would all have a good time.

I know I would realistically
just take that day off and go

get another pair of glasses,
but they’re not ready that day.

I’d still have to wait a couple days or
a week, so I’d have to take a day off,

go home, get an old pair of
glasses, go get a new pair of glasses.

Nightmare.

When he was arrested, they found
50 pairs of glasses in his home.

50 pairs of glasses.

This eye is just getting
worse and worse and worse.

At this point, it’s essentially just a
non-functional foreface in my head.

It’s not the best way to put it.

A non-functional orifice.

When they went to his place,
they discovered 50 pairs of glasses.

He had stolen off people’s faces.

Now, I thought I’d read
this far in the article and

I went, okay, this is a
kid and he’s found a prank.

He can grab glasses off people’s faces.

They can’t really chase
them down very well.

He’s on a like a moped
and electric scooter.

So, he’d be able to jet off pretty quick.

It’s a prank.

This guy’s 49 years old.

And I don’t know why.

Like a lot of these, it’s old
dudes and I’m like, of course,

because old dudes just
go insane in their old age.

Or it’s young people doing stupid stuff.

He’s still young enough.

He’s under that sort of mental barrier
for me where you should be like no better.

What had actually happened, so I
thought initially he was riding up,

grabbing the glasses off
someone’s face and riding away.

I actually saw something like that.

I saw a purse snatching
happen that way once.

Like live in a person and the woman
realized at the same amount of time I did,

they were gone by the time we both
realized what had actually happened.

So, there was nothing I
could actually do to help.

What he actually did is
he would stop and say,

can you give me
directions, let’s say to the

station and then grab
their glasses and ride away.

So, the shock is there, but
he has that moment where

everyone’s calm and peaceful
and I’m helping you out.

And this is another
thing, the kindness of

strangers, praying upon
that to steal glasses.

You’ve just gone down the wrong path.

When the cops do an
arrest and they love to do

a little lay-out of
everything they’ve taken.

So, the one, again,
this is audio podcast,

you’re not going to be
able to see the picture.

The picture is really funny to me.

Someone’s printed out a banner.

I love that for every crime someone’s
taking the time to print out a banner.

They’ve hung a single t-shirt on the wall
under the banner that says jump man flight.

Jump man, I believe, is a anime
character or a manga character.

I’m not sure.

They have the moped bicycle
thing, which actually looks very cool.

I kind of want one of those.

They also have a pair
of boots or like high-top

shoes he has that are
so the shirt and the boots

are the bits that I’m
confused about because

they’re completely
unrelated to the crime.

You have the layout of the
glasses, all 50 pairs of glasses.

I guess you could
reclaim your glasses, but

I think they’re just trying to
show like the hall they took.

The guy who lays things out for this
did not do as much of a job as I’m usually.

I have higher expectations.

I’ve done a lot of
these stories where they

lay out like all the stuff
they’ve taken from the arrest.

And I’m not as satisfied with this.

He doesn’t seem to
have any structure or plan.

I have sort of a flow
because I’ve actually,

the ones where they
have like the underwear or

something and it’s
like they’ll actually do it

from different kinds
of underwear and it’ll go

like down by color and
they’ve had like someone

who stole and shoes
and it’ll do it by size

or something like
there’s usually a theme.

This seems like the guy
maybe didn’t have a lot of

time or this might be his
first time laying stuff out.

He’s got a bunch of glasses and the glasses
don’t seem to be any particular order.

74 year old city hall member in suit.

They were talking,
because it’s the two mayoral,

prefectural government
was sitting around.

I’m sure that’s not what it’s called.

They’re having a meeting.

They’re just sitting around.

I have a meeting and
they’re talking about, you

know, human rights and they have
like a charter for rights for children.

So they start having a conversation of
what they should and should not include.

I’m sure it’s based
off some national thing.

But they have to have
some definitions like what are

the rights, the inherent
rights of children in Japan?

A 74 year old and as
soon as I said that, I’m like

74 year old Japanese politician is
saying some off the cuff, unhinged stuff.

I knew, I knew the way this story
was going before I even got into it.

They were drawing up policies in
regards to children and someone said,

respecting the personality,
individuality, and the rights of children.

It seems pretty fair like
kids are their own people.

They have their own
personalities, their individuals.

They should be treated like individuals and
they have inherent rights just being born

in a sort of a country with
that respects basic human rights.

He responded, do
children have personalities?

But they have better ones than you.

I like it just like all this
stuff that goes on my head.

Then he said, what rights to children have?

Which shows where this
74 year old man’s head is at.

If he thinks it like, because you
exist doesn’t mean you have rights.

Because you are born doesn’t
mean you have rights in Japan.

Because you’re a Japanese citizen and
young, you do not necessarily have rights.

Someone tried to argue, people
are born with human rights.

Pretty fair argument if you ask me.

He argues back, kids have
neither rights nor obligations.

So you expect the general pattern
of this is unhinged statement,

outcry, and the next day
they do public press apology.

This guy is one of my favorite
ones because he doubles down.

He’s absolutely not backing down for this.

He thinks kids do not
deserve or have rights.

So the next day during some
press when people are like,

dude, do you really think kids
don’t have like human rights?

He says, I don’t think anything of it.

Rights and personality
both need to be developed.

You could say personality
does develop over time.

I think I’m a very different person from
when I was 10 years ago, 20 years ago.

Like every decade,
you could say I’m a fairly

different person from
the decade previous.

I think that’s fair.

Personality’s changed.

But I had a personality
when I was like 10 years old.

I had a personality
when I was five year old.

You actually say the changes
might actually even happen.

The inherent person that
I am is in there right away.

Human rights on the other
hand are inherent from birth.

This is how you treat
people who exist, which

is where I actually
found this is the guy.

Maybe went too far.

I would be okay if you said like, oh,
you know, kids have a mutable personality,

personality is developed,
all that kind of stuff.

I’d be like, I disagree
with it, but I see your point.

Like people change and kids change a lot.

So maybe they don’t
have like a set personality.

It’s harder to call them out on that.

When talking about human rights,
there is no start point other than

human exists, therefore they get human
rights, the fundamental basic human rights.

So this to me shows
again, what I’ve said

is the problem with
74 year old politicians.

I tend to talk about
Japanese politicians,

but I think we’re seeing
in other countries,

perhaps the 80 year olds, there’s no way
these guys should be in charge anymore.

Like these 60, 70, 80
year old men should not

be in politics, they
should not be in charge.

I don’t understand what
is going on with them at all.

Why is this still okay?

Politicians essentially
set the retirement age.

If they said it at 60,
65 or 70, they should

be retired from
public life at that time.

You should not be allowed to become prime
minister of Japan, president of America,

or any of these other positions, if
you are above the retirement age.

That is my stance and
therefore an engineer’s

Japan’s firm stance that since government,
policies decide the retirement age, they

should respect the
retirement age themselves.

So every one of these politicians
in Japan, who’s over 65 years old,

should be forced to retire, they can
go do some other stuff, ignorant stuff.

I think our guy on our next story is about
to prove how they could spend their time.

If 58 year old men,
so we had a trend, it

was like a six month trend where every story
that began with a plus 50 year old men.

It was always in the 50 to 60
zone. It was always 54, 55, 56.

And I was like, this is my zone.

I’m a little concerned that I might,
you know, lose my mind one day.

And it was always
really weird sex stuff.

Like it was always the
weirdest sex dudes in their 50s.

They’re just like, at this point is like,
you know what, this is the only chance.

I’m still sort of physically
capable, but I’m at

that point in my life
where I don’t care anymore.

And that sort of like
convergence, whoa, that

converges those two
things. That sets old men off.

And so I’m actually
like partially worried

that my brain’s just
going to click one day.

I’m just going to do some really
weird stuff. And then I won’t be doing

into New Japan. Someone in the news will
be doing a story about me, the irony there.

This isn’t a sex thing.
I hope. But a 50 year

old man, he’s probably got,
you know, a lot of free time.

Maybe he doesn’t work
as much as he used to.

I think in 58, you should still probably
be working, but he’s got some free time.

See, does what any man
in their 50s just wants to do,

he gets up on his roof.
And again, that’s already

showing like he’s a
low. He’s on his roof.

It’s already a little weird
to hang out on your roof.

Roofs are really cool
places to hang out.

I’ll be honest. So
I have a house.

I haven’t quite painted off.
We’re getting, I can see the,

the, the faint glow at the end
of the tunnel of my mortgage.

Watch the foreigner upload more

and more disturbing content
before he finally snapped.

That would be great.
If you could watch my

decline and then
pinpoint the day the switch

flipped, like he was
okay up until this episode.

And after that, the way
he started talking and

the stuff he started
talking about got way off.

Of course, talking about
roofs. This is middle

age man stuff, old man
stuff. The point where you

aged out at the human
rights. That’s pretty good.

I mean, you guys should be
in the podcast at this point.

You guys, you don’t know this.

Jade, I think just watches
on Twitch, which was cool.

When I do the YouTube
video or the audio version,

a lot of these
conversations actually stay in,

what I do is I get nay,
I voice, I type in what

you say and I put it in
so you can actually get

the conversation. Just so
you know, you’re actually

in the podcast when
you’re making comments,

we have these talks. It’s
not the whole thing because

I do stuff like this where I
get off topic and it’s no point.

But I even choose
different voices for

different commenters. I
got about six voices I can

choose from because
often these side discussions

to me are the more
entertaining bits because

they’re natural and
I think that’s nice.

We’re talking like old man
stuff, which is my zone.

Narruse, roofs are a
great place to hang out.

No, I have a house. Again,
I was saying that we’re

seeing the the the end
of the mortgage is in view.

It’s going to be hopefully I
don’t die before we pay it off.

I would like to actually own the

house before I die. That’s
really one of those goals.

But it’s pre 60. So
hopefully that’ll get done.

The house next door. So we bought our house
and then they built the house next door.

I’m not jealous, but I was
like, oh, the house next

door has got a flat
roof with a small wall

and he has a garden
up there. And I was like,

aww, we could have
had a flat roof where I

could have put like a second
sort of like sun shade on it.

And I could be sitting up there.

I could be podcasting
outside on my roof right now,

which I think would be awesome
or playing video game and stuff.

I could make a space up on the roof
if I had a flat roof. So should I ever get

dumb people money, like
a huge amount of money,

I probably would rebuild
a house with a flat roof

that I can sit outside on.
Which would be pretty awesome.

Anyways, this guy, I’m assuming his is
not too angled that he isn’t sliding off,

but he’s spending time on his roof. So
what do you think he’s doing on his roof?

If I had time to set
up the quiz this week, I

would have set this
would have been the quiz.

What do you think he’s doing on his roof?
430 p.m. as a kid coming home from school.

And he stops at a red light
because he’s on his bicycle.

He stops at a red
light because he’s a

good Japanese kid and
he’s following the rules.

And then suddenly he gets
dung in the side of the head.

He gets pinged and he
looks up and he sees a

man, this has got to
be a terrifying thing for a

little kid to see. He sees a
man on the roof with a rifle.

And so what this
dude is doing is he goes

up on his roof and he’s
got an air gun and he like

a BB gun pelican kind
of thing. They actually,

they said air gun, which I don’t know
the difference between the different guns.

I actually think air gun is
more dangerous. I’m not sure.

I actually saw some
internet conversation about it,

but I’d have to
actually go looking up.

But it wasn’t. So kids, when
they go to elementary school,

they’re given generally
yellow helmets that they’re

wear, they’re on their
bicycle. So it’s very,

it’s to help, you know,
make them visible.

So the fact that he hit
the helmet, I think this is,

he was going for a
headshot, actually made the

headshot and hit
the kid in the helmet.

Very lucky, because I think
sometimes their ears are exposed,

their faces exposed
and that kind of stuff.

So this guy is spending his time
sitting on his roof, standing on his roof,

when kids go by, he’s
taking shots at them with his

BB gun, his air gun. The
problem is, he hit one.

So the kid goes home.
What does he do?

He tells his parents, hey,
I was riding by this house,

I stopped by this house
because there was a red

light because I’m a good kid
and I’m not breaking the rules.

And this guy shot
me. So they called

the police, the police
show up at this guy’s house,

like, hey, were you shooting kids?
He was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I would never do such a thing.

I was on my roof shooting birds.
I’m pretty sure that’s also illegal.

I don’t think getting
up on your roof and just

shooting birds randomly
is actually okay in Japan.

I’m pretty sure there’s
rules about that as well.

Yes, Ricky, it is wild.
It’s wild because why

is this how you choose
to spend your time?

Like I spend my free time doing this.
I thought the grade schooler was a bird.

Yes, I thought the grade
schooler was a bird does

seem like the right
excuse, but it still falls into

the category if is
shooting birds, okay, which I

don’t think it is. I think you’re
in the same sort of problem.

Shooting birds is not okay, just like
shooting little kids is not okay, just like

shooting anyone’s not
okay. So they took away two

air guns from his house
and then one of the cops

whose lip works in that
area was like, we’ve actually

found like a mass of BBs
pellets around the road.

We think this might be related,
so we’re going to be looking into it.

And so I don’t know what to say,
man. It’s just insane. Don’t shoot kids.

But the disregard
for the kid’s safety

specifically is a straight
to jail thing for me.

Oh, yeah. No, okay. So if we’re going to
get into that, that’s a whole other deal.

I would, yeah, I would
throw the book at him

because I’m assuming
if he’s on his roof and he

hits the kid who’s across the road, that’s
quite a distance. That’s a pretty powerful

air gun he’s using.
Like he’s hitting the kid.

It didn’t break the helmet
or go through the helmet.

But if he wasn’t
wearing a helmet, I’m

assuming it would have
like gone through the skin,

at least maybe even like cracked his skull.
Like that is just not okay stuff.

Yeah, yeah, play video
games. This is like people

complain about video
games. The alternative

just play video games.
Chunk McBeaf chest podcaster

because it’s not socially
acceptable to shoot kids.

You’ve actually found me out.

Okay, this last story, I’ve
kind of made like a little shift

in Ninja News, Japan. I was
trying to do all light news.

So I wasn’t doing any death.

Now I’m doing actual death.
So I got to come up with

warnings beforehand. This
is a story about a murder.

So there will be fewer
jokes and more facts,

but it is sort of a true
crime thing, which is

what a lot of people
are into. So last year,

there was a suspected
suicide and because a man

walked in front of a
train, which is a very

normal way in Japan
that people commit suicide.

And there’s sort of a
little ceremony that goes

with it, which is a little
weird and creepy to

people who don’t know
about it. You take off your

shoes and you line up your
shoes like when you come

into a house in Japan,
you take off your shoes

and you’re supposed to,
you know, neatly put them

next to each other. You’ll
see it in anime and stuff.

It’s sort of a ritual of
how you return home.

When people commit suicide,
they often do the same thing.

They take off their
shoes and that is

actually a way of saying to the
world that this was intentional.

And for suicides in front of trains, they
often put a note in there. Now, the police

were a little like suspect
of this case because

the man had walked
in front of the train.

He did not leave a note. He
did not do any of the things

that Japanese
people traditionally do.

So they’re like, this is now
suspect. It’s now suspicious.

They’re also on video
camera caught a car driving

away when most people,
if they had been around

this kind of thing or
seen this kind of thing,

they would have at
least called the police.

So someone leaving this scene
made it also these two points.

It didn’t follow sort
of the regular way.

I really don’t understand
the train suicide.

You grew up trying not
to inconvenience others

and then you inconvenience
them by messing with the train.

I don’t know. I could get into some some
suppositions there. It’s all psychology.

I think they commit suicide
because it’s now been

popularized in media. And
so now they think that’s

how you commit suicide.
I actually think media

is not responsible, but
they’ve people have done this.

We put it in the
stories. Now people have

read the stories and then
they up and up and up.

And so it just becomes
the way it’s done.

So because of the lack of
the Japanese style and the car

leaving the scene, the
police were like, we’re not

going to actually
like stop investigating.

We think this might be a
murder, even though the man

walked into in front of
the train on his own volition.

So that’s actually
the sticking point at

the end of the point at the
end of the story when we

get to the case. A year
later, so this is this year

to actually last week
for a rest of been made.

And these were all
the victims co-workers.

And the police say he
was coerced into crossing

the railway where he
was then hit and killed.

So what happened? You
go back, you hear, you go

back, you have to go
back a couple of years.

He’s working at a
construction company.

They seem to do a lot of
painting and stuff like that.

And it seems like workplace
bullying was constant.

But when they say workplace bullying, I
think they’re getting any new word because

workplace bullying is not
strong enough for the stuff

they were talking about
doing. They found videos

on the perpetrators form.
So four people were arrested.

They found videos on their
phones of them performing physical

abuse. So they would take
him and do wrestling moves.

But like he was all it wasn’t
like playing back and forth.

Let’s do some
fake pro wrestling.

They were like grabbing him
and do a suplex onto concrete.

They were throwing him around. They
were pushing him over that kind of stuff.

They threw hot water
on him. So they would boil

water, probably for tea.
And then they would take

some take a cup of it
and they would throw it on

him, burning him, scalding
him with the hot water.

They would tie him up,
tie his legs, tie his hands.

And they would hit him in
the lower body with hammers.

So this was, again,
when they say bullying,

I actually think bullying is too soft
a word for what’s actually going on.

Bullying in Japan is now
taken on this all-encompassing,

every kind of like physical
violence kind of stuff.

It is insane. This has
gone on for a year or two.

And it sometimes they would
deny him salary and only feed him.

So that was how
they kept him coming

back to the work site. So
because the only way he

could get food because he
had no money was to come

back to work, he would come
back to work, get more food.

But then they would abuse
him while he was at work.

So they got to a point where they’re
like, I don’t know what’s going on.

This is now we get a very,
very sort of supposition stuff.

Like what’s going
on in their heads,

because they decide they
want him to die or they

want to kill him for some
reason. Like torturing him

just isn’t enough anymore.
They want to kill him.

They go to his house at
two o’clock in the morning and

they get him now. This
is kidnapping because he

did not want to go with
him. But we’re the same

thing with that this
psychological state of the

victim in this case is he’s
not fighting them anymore

because it’s four of them
and they’ve abused him

so much that he doesn’t
feel like he can’t fight.

That’s actually one of
the weirdest parts of this.

At no point does he actually
fight back against these guys.

They take him to
a bridge and they

try to tell him to jump
off the bridge and he says

he doesn’t want to
jump off the bridge.

They get a text message from
one guy to another guy that says

he says he doesn’t want
to jump off the bridge.

He wants to walk
in front of the train.

So it’s almost like
they’re like, we want you

to jump off this
bridge and he’s like, no,

I don’t want to do it
this way. And they’re like,

well, you can jump
in front of a train.

He’s like, yeah,
let’s do that instead.

Maybe he was sort of delaying
for time. Maybe he was like,

if I’m going to die, this
is the better way to do it.

We don’t know what was
going on in the victim’s head.

All we know is that he was in his mental
state where he did not feel like he could

resist in any way
against these other guys.

They take him to the train
crossing and they get him out

and they tell him to just
go walk across the train.

He actually does what they
say and he gets hit by the train.

Here’s where the prosecutors are in an
interesting position because they’ve now

arrested these four people.
They have the evidence.

They have the phones.
They have all the physical

evidence of abuse. They
have all the things that have

happened in the past. They
have the CCTV footage.

So they know all these men were involved
in this man killing himself. Is it murder?

And if it is murder, what kind
of degrees I actually think is

pretty clear this is a
form of murder, but they’ve

put him in this
psychological state where he’ll

do what they say. So
them telling him to do it,

I think makes them
responsible for the murder

that has occurred. But
very technically, again,

this is where the law
works that you have to

get technical on it. If
they didn’t actually do

anything to him and he
walked in front of a train,

is that still murder? Or
is it coercion to suicide

and what kind of crime is
that? The current defense

of all of three of the
four perpetrators is we

didn’t do anything to him.
Therefore, we did not commit murder.

So they’re not saying
they didn’t bully him.

They’re not saying they didn’t
commit all this psychological torture.

But they are saying we didn’t
actually push him in front of a train.

We didn’t actually do anything.

His death is his responsibility.
We should not be held

responsible for that.
I will follow this case.

It’s going to take probably
months and months and

months before it’s concluded.
So probably next year

sometime, I will come up
with the actual sentencing

of these four people
and we’ll revisit it then.

I’d say it’s some level
of manslaughter at least.

I think it’s got to be
worse than manslaughter.

I actually wouldn’t be
surprised if they came up

with something else, like
murder related for sure,

but a higher level than
that because this is planned.

So if you think about the degree, Japanese
legal system, American legal system are

not exactly the same.
But I think everyone has

some exposures to the
American legal system.

So we have a better
understanding of it, like first

second and third degree
murder. So first degree

murder is just like
an active passion.

Second degree murder has
intent and third degree murder is

like with planning. So
that’s it. So it’s intent.

So because they
intended for him to die, I

think that puts you
into third degree murder.

So the fact that I
did it or not become

secondary, it was the
planning and the intent,

these guys woke up.
They kidnapped the guy.

They brought him to this
place. He decided they

didn’t want to do it that way.
They brought him to another place.

That to me is all
the planning that

led to the death of the person, that
to me makes a third degree murder.

So I’m grown a big beard.
This is an audio format primarily.

So I’ve grown a
big beard and I look,

but I recorded on Twitch
and I posted on YouTube

and I’m looking at myself and I’m looking
a lot like a trucker. The beard and the

baseball hat making me
look like like a trucker.

Do I know if that’s a look I should
lean into or try to like more more refined?

I have been trying to
think, what should I do?

What should I do with the beard?

I’m thinking length. This is
not going to go in the podcast.

Now that now that balloon cats jumped
in, I got someone to maybe chat with.

I’m thinking length down, keep it
fairly tight here. This is the part.

So I’ve realized naturally, I’m
clearly a bad guy, like genetically,

not maybe my personality
or morality, but genetically

because my mustache
twirls like up like this,

naturally, like I don’t
even have to like I

just did that now
and it’ll stay like that.

So I actually, when I get
up in the morning, I call

it down to reduce the mustache
twirling aspects I have in my genetics.

Propensity to consume

(upbeat music)

Kaiten Sushi.

It’s really big in Japan.

It’s big deal.

People love it.

You sit your table.

There’s a little conveyor
belt that goes by.

Sushi’s on it.

You like the Sushi.

Take it off.

Eat it.

Feel good.

Everyone’s happy.

Couple viral videos though.

May have ruined that for everyone.

So in the viral video,

it was a young man, of course.

And he would lick his finger.

And then he would
touch some of the Sushi

that went by, which
meant someone else

who takes it off and eats it, is
of course, ingesting his saliva.

But it didn’t stop there.

There were the bottles of soy sauce.

and a young man licked the end of that.

So anyone who went to that table afterwards

would be using soy sauce
that had been contaminated

with the saliva of the previous young man.

And then there’s the little.

cup.

It’s covered.

And you take off the cover
and there’s a little spoon

and it’s the green tea and you put that in.

You put in some hot water.

You have some nice green tea.

The boy took the spoon from that
and then licked it and then put it back in.

So it’s just young men being gross.

Three incidences of young men
being really gross at Kai-ten Sushi.

They videoed themselves.

They videoed themselves
and then put that online.

This is massive outcry in Japan.

And the problem is people think it’s gross.

Now in Japan, when
people think stuff is gross,

they’ll stop coming to your restaurant.

The company, the main company is Sushi-toe.

And what they wanna do is,
it’s not what they wanna do.

The main company is Sushi-toe.

They have contacted the police.

They want to proceed with
criminal and civil charges.

‘Cause this is obstruction of business.

So put a little ding up there for
another obstruction of business.

It’s sort of endangering other people.

‘Cause if you have
coronavirus or anything else,

’cause it’s obviously people’s mind.

If I lick my finger and touch the Sushi,

if I have a disease, I’m
giving you that disease.

So that’s kind of the problem.

Now, the interesting fallout for this.

is there was a 5% drop in
market value of Sushi-toe stock.

Now it’d be interesting,
of course, it’s a giant chain.

So there’s one near my
house, there’s one near my work.

Like everywhere I go, I could
probably find a Sushi-toe.

A 5% market drop for
Sushi-toe is 12 billion yen.

Chinese news outlets are
actually reporting this story

and then people are
canceling their trips to Japan.

So tourism is being
affected by some, I

know he’s underage
because of something

that comes a little later.

Some underage, like basically a teenager,

being gross and stupid.

But when it affects your stocks,
when it affects national tourism,

you know you got a big issue.

So Sushi-toe contacted
the police, they

have security camera,
they found the kid.

Now, I know it’s a kid because
they received a direct apology

from the customer and this guardian.

So you know if they’re
talking to the guardian,

it’s not an adult, they’re not
responsible for themselves.

The company plans to continue with criminal

in this civil case.

So here’s the thing,
imagine you’re that kid’s mom

and that this company,
this nationally famous chain

has showed up at your door and said,

“Your kid licked some Sushi,
it has cost us 12 billion yen.

What are you gonna do?”

‘Cause the mom can
apologize, the kid can apologize.

I can pretty much promise you
that kid’s not gonna do this again.

But at the same time,

Sushi-toe could ruin this family forever.

Like that’s it, it could just
be like gone, you’re done.

They could take all the money you
ever have and will make for themselves.

It’s just that simple.

Now there’s also, hama Sushi,

which is a competing Kaiten Sushi chain.

They called the police,
’cause a customer

was videoed taking
Sushi off the thing

that had no wasabi
in it and putting wasabi

in it and putting it
back on the thing.

So when the people got it,
they got Sushi with wasabi

that was not supposed to have wasabi.

It’s spicy, so it’s a little
prank, but then again,

I don’t know how common
wasabi allergies are,

but I have no significant
allergies other than, you know,

like seasonal allergies
and I just take some drugs

and I’m fine, none
of its life threatening,

but you know people
with peanut allergies

and people with other food allergies,
like this is stuff that kills you.

So this other kid, he’s basically
on the hook for attempted murder.

I know they’re not actually
gonna charge him with that,

but that is kind of the severity of
the thing that’s actually happening.

So, the problem, okay, I hate doing this,

I do this every time and I gotta stop.

It’s weird instinct, but budding criminals,

you have to stop videoing yourself.

I understand that the clout
is what people wanna go for.

The sort of notoriety
is what you want,

but what you’re doing
is committing crimes

and if you video yourself committing
crimes and put it on the Internet,

this is how they get attention
and once they get attention,

you’re screwed, you got
nothing left ’cause there’s proof.

They already got
this kid because of

security cameras,
but videoing it yourself,

put it out there.

Jade has just posted
in, look, criminals

being dumb as how
the police system works.

In Japan, 100% yes.

I would actually say investigators in Japan

probably do less work than
any other country I can see

because half the time
people turn themselves in,

the other half they video themselves
doing it and post it on the Internet.

These guys basically
just have to surf the net,

go what’s trending, which
crime is trending today?

And then they just
go like, oh, let’s find

out where that guy
lives and go arrest him.

So, the fallout now is they’re
going to put acrylic shields

in front of the Sushi thing,
so you can’t touch it easily.

They’re going to install more cameras,

so if you do this, you’re
more likely to get caught.

But the fallout really is,
people are already going like,

I don’t wanna go to Kaiten Sushi,
I don’t wanna go to Sushi dough

because there is
the possibility that

some dumb, gross
kid is touched my food,

which was always
a possibility, but it

came to light, it
came to the forefront.

when this became national news.

And last week, this was honestly
100% number one, national news.

(upbeat music)

You work in a prison and the
prisons aren’t very full anymore

because you know, it crimes down overall.

And people in Japan aren’t
committing, actually, no.

My last story is about how
crime is up, but different crimes.

People aren’t going to jail
as much as they used to,

maybe it’s more accurate.

So this guy, he’s like, I got
a lot of free time at work,

I don’t have to abuse prisoners.

So I’ll bring my PS Vita to work.

So the guard brings his PS Vita.

Already, weirdly okay again, being
someone who plays a lot of video games,

my first slide is PS Vita.

I mean, you don’t have a switch.

So the PS Vita
though was very popular

in Japan, because it
had a lot of functions

that honestly the switch doesn’t have.

You could download TV
to it, I actually don’t know.

My son has a switch, but I’ve
never played with it seriously.

So I don’t know what its capabilities are,

but the PS Vita,
you could download

like MP4 files to it
and you can watch TV.

So this guy, he
brings a couple games,

downloads a couple TV
shows, sits at his desk,

he’s playing some games,
he’s watching a little TV,

but of course, it’s noticeable.

He’s the guy who’s
supposed to be doing rounds.

He’s supposed to do five rounds a day.

His reasoning was, I was bored
because there were so few detainees.

He played games, he fell asleep,

he did not do his five rounds.

He watched TV saved on the console
for at least an hour, probably more.

I would assume, if I was the
boss of this prison facility,

I would assume that if I
caught one of my prison guards,

not doing his rounds watching
TV playing video games

on the clock, that he would be fired.

In Japan, gets a warning.

I was really shocked by that.

Like your literal one job is to watch,

to make sure people don’t escape.

I am playing a video game
right now with Mr. Warman’s,

called a way out where
we escape from prison.

And it was surprisingly
easy to escape from prison.

It was a couple of really simple puzzles,

had to get a screwdriver out of
the workshops, it’s stuff like that.

But if there’s two people,

I mean, I can tell you getting
out of prison is dead easy.

I’ve run the simulation
twice and success both times.

Even went on a little bit of a shooting
rampage at the end of the game.

So, prison guards got to be on the ball.

The prime minister, one of
the prime minister secretaries.

So last week we had one of
the prime minister secretaries.

Now, secretary is not like a
personal assistant kind of thing.

It’s like a serious job, ’cause
you’re like secretary of stuff.

It was his son last
week, got in trouble

for the scandal of
taking a government car

around Paris and places
and buying souvenirs and stuff.

He claimed it was for official duties.

Everyone else is
saying it was just for him.

That pales in comparison to this
dude, who is, he got to learn to shut up.

So the prime minister secretary
told reporters off the record,

he hates to see LGBT people and
would hate to have them live next to him.

So he was fired.

I mean, you want to give some
credence to the prime minister.

He was like, oh my God,
that was a dumb thing to say.

Usually in Japanese politics,
they say something stupid.

The government in power
actually backs them up and goes,

oh, he didn’t mean that or he
was taken out of context and stuff.

This was off the records.

You shouldn’t even have heard about it.

They make excuses.

I actually am gonna
give Kishita some credit

’cause he literally just
went, now you’re fired.

If Japan recognizes same sex
marriage, people will abandon the country.

It was another statement he made,

which I was like, I don’t
actually see how that’s true.

Because what are you saying?

Are you saying that people born in Japan,

if they live around or
are with LGBT plus people,

they’re gonna leave the country?

‘Cause they’re already here and
people are not leaving the country.

So that doesn’t make sense.

I struggled with what
they were actually saying.

Because basically this guy’s just saying,

I don’t like it, I think
it’s the short version.

It did bring me to a secondary story though

of some of the hypocrisy that’s
going on in Japanese courts

because Tokyo court upheld
a ban of same sex marriage.

But the same court said
that the lack of protections

for same sex families
violates human rights.

So you can see they
understand, like if you are a couple,

whether you’re a man or a
woman, a woman, a woman,

or whatever, whatever
combination you wanna put together,

you should have fundamental
basic human rights

supported for you by the
government, regardless.

But at the same time, they
like, but you can’t get married.

So I think maybe there’s some confusion

as to what these protections
actually are supposed to mean.

Because a lot of times
my view of marriage

is that it’s primarily
for taxation.

It’s representation in taxation.

You get married for love, that’s all great,

but that has nothing to
do with the government.

As far as the government’s concerned,

two people come together
and bring their finances together

that changes the taxation or
the structure of their finances

and taxes should be done differently.

It has very little to do with love
or gender or anything like that.

So my view of the
law is actually really

simple in that whether
you are cis or LGBT,

if you form a partnership,
it will affect your taxation.

Because again, laws
shouldn’t really be

concerned with gender
politics in any way.

It should be
concerned with people

and how they live
their lives and fairness.

And so that being the case, I
fully support same-sex marriage

and any sort of combinations
that are out there.

I’m like, “Hey, man, if you are happy

and your partner’s happy,
I’m actually okay with that.”.

Because what we’re
really talking about is

how you should be
taxed by the government

when you’re talking about a marriage.

Marriage ceremonies and
stuff, they’re all about love,

religious ceremonies,
I can’t comment on

if they think it’s bad,
that’s up to them,

but I would not join that religion.

So it’s really that simple.

But I’m really
happy that I got fired

because normally
they wouldn’t fire them.

Normally they try to cover it
up, normally they try to deflect.

And this time he’s just
like, “You know what?

“Now what you’re saying doesn’t
reflect my beliefs “and you’re fired.”.

(clock ticking)

I got it.

Oh, last week we talked about Luffy,

who was running a crime
ring from a detention

center in the
Philippines in Manila.

And my question was, how does
this guy who’s in the Philippines,

who, how did he
get a cell phone and

how is he running a
criminal organization

from the Philippines with
just a cell phone successfully?

Well, turns out he had six cell phones.

There were four people involved.

I think I’m giving too much
credit to the Luffy character

because his name came to the
forefront, but there were four people

and they were kind of running
this mini criminal empire.

They had six mobile
phones and police

when they went and
searched their cells,

they actually retrieved phones and laptops.

So I’m wondering how they got a
laptop in without anyone noticing,

or are the prison facilities, the
detention center facilities in Manila,

just that generous.

So I found that to be very interesting.

I would like to know
more about that system.

There seems to be the scams racked
up nearly six billion yen worth of money.

So we’re talking about home
invasions, we’re talking about scams,

we’re talking about just
stealing money from people.

It’s insane.

One of four of the guys
may not be deported to Japan.

So this week and next week,
they’re trying to deport them to Japan

so they can actually answer
for their crimes in Japan.

But one guy, because he committed
assault, is on trial for the assault

and when you’re on trial in the
Philippines, you can’t be deported.

You actually have to stay
there and go through your trial.

After his trial, he’ll probably have
to serve some kind of punishment.

After that punishment, he
could be deported to Japan

to be put on trial again for
the crime scenes committed

while he was in detention
in the Philippines.

It’s incredibly complicated.

It’s insane that it’s actually
happening, but there you go.

I will keep you updated.

I’m really interested in what
happens when he gets to Japan,

when the sort of the main dudes
get to Japan and they go on trial.

I would love to have more details
about how they were organizing it.

It’s how they organized it.

So I understand the crimes.

Home invasions, in this
case, were quite simple.

We show up, we pretend
you have a package,

you open the door,
they kick in the door.

Maybe they beat up the person, but
they just want to steal some money.

Ski wise, not that
sophisticated, but at

the same time, simplicity
and effectiveness

often go together.

But how did he organize it?

It must have just been
through social media

and stuff, but how
do you organize it?

How do you get people to do it?

How does he collect his profits?

If I’m the criminal
who’s kicked in the

door and gotten,
let’s say, a million yen

from that household somehow,

what motivation do I have
to actually send him his cut?

Is a really interesting question.

There’s a lot of those
details I would really like

to know about because it’s the machinations

of the machine they’ve
created that I really want

to hear about because it’s fascinating

that this was as successful as it
was for as long as it was from, again,

a detention center in another country.

makes it just almost mind blowing.

The first time, so
this actually relates

to my verbal gaff sort
of at the beginning.

For the first time in 20 years, in 2022,

it’s the last year, nine as
2023, when we’re recording this,

crime increased in Japan.

This is primarily an increase in
street crime, but it’s up 5.9% from 2021.

Now that sounds like crime has shot up.

over the last year, which
is not the actual case

because every single
year since the end of

World War II, which
is when they recorded,

it started recording crime stats like this.

The number has gone down every single year.

So this is just a tiny self correction

because you had coronavirus
actually put everyone away,

crime decreased
significantly during that time

because during that time,
people just weren’t out and about

and it was harder to commit street crimes.

Primarily, now people are
out back on the street again.

Street crime is more possible,
more than anything else.

Again, opportunity is a big part of crime.

So this is up 5.9%
from 2021, but we’re

talking about a decline
every single year

for the last 70 years.

So it’s just a little blip
upwards, comparatively speaking.

So I don’t think people should freak out.

There’s a lot of very serious crimes

that you wanna talk about,
but I was very interested.

Bicycle theft is up 14.4%.

So if you ride a bicycle, the bicycle
is a very common way of transporting

yourself around Japan.

If you use a bicycle,
the last year was a lot,

but not surprisingly,
the ransomware, cyber

attacks, that kind
of stuff, up 57.4%.

Because criminals may be
are shifting from street crime

to cyber crime because
it’s probably more profitable.

It takes less investment.

There’s actually
probably less risk at first.

As long as you can
cover your tracks, it’s

very hard for people
to actually find you.

90% of the crimes we talk
about in Indonesia, Japan,

the people get caught,
it’s surveillance cameras,

see them, follow them to the train station,

they take the train home, the
surveillance, you now know where they lived

and they please just
show up at their house.

So again, I’m not talking
about like deep detective work,

like Jade said earlier,
these guys are one step away

from turning themselves in
if you do a crime in person.

So cyber crime,
computer crime makes

a lot more sense in
the current situation.

When talking about
real life dumb ass crimes,

we have a man who was
walking around a supermarket.

and he walked out and
he didn’t buy anything.

He got really frustrated.

So he kicked a glass door
and the glass door shattered.

And when he was a red, the
police, so the staff called the police,

Mandra calls the police
and the police show up

and they’re like, “Hey,
what are you doing?”

He goes, “I was really frustrated
that there was nothing here

that I wanted to buy so I kicked
the door and shattered the door.”

That is obstruction of business.

And he’s going to be arrested for that.

I don’t think too much is gonna happen,

but I don’t know,
again, you didn’t wanna

buy anything so
you kicked the door?

Like what level of
frustration are you feeling?

How badly did you wanna buy something?

Clearly just dumb ass.

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Which takes us into our last story
which was sort of pretty interesting.

They do surveys about like
consumption habits and sales

and this is all important to the government

because it all talks about GDP.

One of the most recent,
I think last week again

on the news Japan, I talked
about how 50% of Japan’s GDP

is basically just consumption.

It’s just people buying stuff.

Like it’s huge.

It’s really important that
people keep the economy going.

People under 35, their
propensity to consume is weak,

which is really bad for Japan as a country.

‘Cause again, Japan’s
economy survives on

the fact that the
money is moving around.

But why are, this is under 35,
so it’s technically younger people.

I would say mostly people in their 20s.

Why are these people in
their 20s not spending money?

I would go ahead
and guess most of

them aren’t making a
lot of money to spend.

Everything just went up 4%.

And again, I’ve talked a couple times about

my electricity prices
doubled compared to last year.

I, not as a young person,
but I am spending less money.

I am suddenly being way
more cautious with my money.

I saw a cool little figurine
that I really wanted to buy.

It was 8,000 yen.

I was like, I cannot justify
spending 8,000 yen on this figurine.

So what are these kids
doing with their money?

It’s a 20% increase of young people
saying they want to save for retirement.

This is compared to 2007 to 2009.

So they do these surveys
over a couple of years.

So basically, young people are now saying,

I have to keep money so that
when it comes time for me to retire,

I have enough money to retire.

I don’t want to be working
indefinitely in perpetuity.

because I actually want to
have at least some point in my life

where I’m not bound to a
desk or doing some kind of job.

And they’re saying
that this is the root

cause of stagnation of
the economy in Japan.

It’s actually people, young people,

being so concerned and
so worried about the future

that they’re preparing for the
future by not spending right now.

So this is part of why the
government has made a call

for an increase in the
lifetime wages of people.

Because like I said, I have a job.

It’s pretty stable.

I make the same money
I made last year, though.

So actually, my take
home earnings value-wise

has gone down 4%
because of the force,

percent increase in inflation.

Electricity in these
things have doubled

in price, which I
have no control over.

I still have to pay for electricity.

So I now have to spend money there.

I’m not spending money on something else.

That 15,000 yen, so it
went from 15 last year

in December to 30,000
this year in December.

That 15,000 yen is not
going into the economy.

I’m not buying little figurines
or toys or entertainment

or stuff to keep the economy going.

That’s going directly to the power company.

They might be building nuclear power plants

or something else to make
power cheaper in the future,

but as an older person, that’s
not really going to benefit me.

Hopefully it benefits these
young people who are saving.

But they’re seeing stuff like this happen

and they’re thinking, “I
need to hold onto my money

“so I have enough money for the future.

“and paid does not increase
significantly in Japan.”

So I’m not going to
get paid a lot of money,

so I need to hold on
to as much as I can.

That, the problem
they’re not really realizing

is that philosophy,
that core kind of thinking

is going to continue with them
throughout the entirety of their life.

They’re not going to, at 35, something go,

“Ah, you know what, I
have enough to retire.

“I’m ready to go.

“Let’s just start spending money.”

These are going to be a generation
of people who do not spend money.

And if we don’t, like, because of the way

the economy works in
Japan, if they don’t get people

to have more money, then
they cannot spend money,

and then you get into
this cycle of decrease,

where I’m not spending
money, so companies make,

maybe offer less
salary, like salaries go

down because
products are going down,

and it just keeps declining
as if, and then, of course,

I’m making less
money, so I spend less

money, and it goes
down and down and down.

It relates to a very weird different story.

I’ve always, the Chinese foreign minister,

this is about four years ago.

He was this amazing guy,

because he was just so
blunt and straightforward.

And they said, “Oh, China,
they were interviewing him,

“and they say, “China’s investing
a lot of money “in Indonesia.

“Why are you doing that?

“Like, what is the focus on Indonesia?”

And he just looked at him and goes,

“Indonesian people are
too poor to buy our products,

“so we want to increase
their economy enough,

“so they have enough
money to buy our products.”

So then they become our customers.

But you can see what he was saying was,

there needs to be
a fundamental level

of wealth for people
to be able to spend,

so we need to create essentially an economy

where people can spend
or people do not spend.

And it’s the same, the Japanese economy,

almost internally, functions
very similarly to that.

If people aren’t making enough
money, people do not spend.

People need to be rich enough to
spend money to increase the economy.

And if they do
that, then it will build

up and up and up,
it’s the reverse cycle.

of what I was talking about.

I am interested to see
over the next year or two,

how many companies
actually increase their wages.

‘Cause I honestly believe a
lot of them at this moment

cannot, it’s not that they
would, it’s just that they can’t.

And then going further from
that, going into the future,

how do they make sure that
people have enough money

so that they can spend money
to keep the economy going?

Because we gotta get, this
is like one step away from,

we have to just start giving
people money to spend.

Will that work? Probably not.

Because what’s gonna
happen is this generation’s like,

anytime I get extra money, I need
to put it away so that I can retire.

Which is one of the bleaker endings.

I usually end off in Indonesia, Japan,

with like a creepy guy story,
so I can make fun of him.

And sometimes it goes wrong and I
feel really bad at the end of the story,

but I mean, I’m
literally just talking

about the demise of
the Japanese economy.

You can see the solution
is actually increased wages,

but the reality is, most
companies probably can’t increase

wages, I think I just killed Japan.

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