NNJ 98: The most stupid man in history

You learn about the fabled mayonnaise man, which is not going to be as funny or cool as you are imagining at the moment. 

Also, laws have changed, North Korea speaks up, kids play too many video games and there aren’t enough babies.

Finally, I state clearly, I am a human.

@NinjaNewsJapan

NNJ 89: Japan Slam

JAL is trying to help you avoid children…or not. It’s unclear, as is the response of the public.

Virgins in Japan make headlines as we can now reference the “sex recession”.

A stright up jerk slams once every three days to teach some lessons and the lesson is we don’t like him. 

Finally, AKB48 does some false advertising, for shame.

@NinjaNewsJapan