Tag: crime

Guy Who Lays Things Out

I have made jokes about the guy who lays things out before. He is a mythical hero. Then the myth becomes reality because I don’t need to make jokes about the following display, I can honestly appreciate the effort.

There has been so many underwear thief stories that I have avoided them on ninjanewsjapan.com but then something happens, something magical.

Someone comes along and just puts in that extra effort, as in the following display of pilfered underwear where The Guy Who Lays Things Out went through the effort of not just laying out the underwear by category, but by laying them out in a gradient. Please, take a moment out of your day and think, did I put this much effort into my work today?

NNJ 59: Lots of theft and videos

Trump takes top spot for not being forward thinking. I know, you’re surprised.

There are lots of dumb people who video themselves, but we’re not talking about instagram.

Learn the best legal defense ever for the inevitable time you get caught stealing underwear.

Finally, the Olympics and the people who run it, along with the government gets sworn at.

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NNJ 50: Which way up?

The 50th episode milestone. Thank you to everyone who has listened so far. This episode takes a slight tone change in the middle as I used a new app to record on my phone and the room was acoustically different.

Just trying to find more ways to work in time to record.

This week, learn about escalator culture, we predict it won’t end well. 

Japan leaves the international whaling commission, because they keep trying to NOT kill whales. 

Find out how revelers were caught and arrested but not by the cop that forgot his gun in the toilet. 

NNJ 49: Good Cop Bad Cop

Learn about some of the words of the year.

Some cops beat each other up while other cops do their best not to hurt a dude.

Huawei is in trouble here too and a family restaurant takes a stand that the Japanese government won’t.