Dating is hard. But, the internet in Japan has you covered.
You can simulate dates with lots of girls whoa re way out of your league. For a moment you may have felt “Hey…” but come on, you’re watching videos of dates where you are the camera.
Also, RaMu is fine. In this video, you go to a new izakaya with RaMu and experience what it is like to hang out with a girl who won’t have sex with you.
A sadly familiar feeling.
If that’s all too real for you, you can opt out for this, which has the girl in your home, but I had trouble getting through even a few seconds because I think only dogs can hear her voice.
I don’t know how to dance. That’s cool, no one pressures me. But it is a skill I’m lacking so looking to the internet to fill that void I have found exactly what I, and probably you, need.
There are more of these, but I figure I should master the steps in these two before moving on to more.
I have to admit, that despite this being super annoying, it was actually pretty cool.
An anime about yakuza that become girls to become idols.
It’s everything you ever wanted in an anime.
What’s happening in PuroLand next month, and why.
The creepy dude report, in a serious way, and then in a not so serious way.
A quit follow up on some stories that refuse to die.
Then a big change in cow rights.
The images promised in today’s episode:
Some Hello Kitty scary food you can get next month, should you survive.
Seriously, this is Hello Kitty
Our public fetish friend who you can follow on twitter.
and his friend who you can’t.
Tired of Pokemon Go?
Wish that technology was put to better use?
Yeah, Japan has you covered.
Pokemon Go tech to get weirdos to come closer to jerking it in public.
Sugoku = very
Oishii = delicious
Now repeat after the commercial.
For those of you who don’t know what Summer Lesson is from the previous post. It is a VR game where you tutor a high school girl.
This is how I assume every game goes:
I love game crossovers, mainly because I like dumb things.
Best board meeting ever:
President Tekken Industries “We need to liven up Tekken. What we do?”
Distracted employee “I never managed to look up the skirt of the girl from Summer Lesson…”
President Tekken Industries “Perfect.”
Distracted employee “What?”
The terms you need to know for today’s Japanese lesson:
JK = High School Girl
PK = Underwear riding up yer butt
あるある (aru aru)= Something that happens. This is a form of comedic short story telling about things that happen to everybody.
歩き (aruki) = walking
かぎ (kagi) = key
探る (saguru) = search for
直す (naosu) = fix
That’ll get you through most of the video, enjoy figuring out the rest from the video itself.