The new Olympic hat suggestions sucks and someone may or may not have a rare physical condition. A new app protects you from train creeps and Japan can’t really decide on name order.
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NNJ 72: Hotspring Otaku
Cellphones, boys being boys, burglars being burglars. It’s all pretty much what you would expect. The world in Japan and Japan in the world.
Guy Who Lays Things Out
I have made jokes about the guy who lays things out before. He is a mythical hero. Then the myth becomes reality because I don’t need to make jokes about the following display, I can honestly appreciate the effort.
There has been so many underwear thief stories that I have avoided them on ninjanewsjapan.com but then something happens, something magical.
Someone comes along and just puts in that extra effort, as in the following display of pilfered underwear where The Guy Who Lays Things Out went through the effort of not just laying out the underwear by category, but by laying them out in a gradient. Please, take a moment out of your day and think, did I put this much effort into my work today?
NNJ 71: Detective Cosplay
A youtuber gets in trouble, some foreign people don’t know how to behave, our presenter is super woke and doesn’t look at cosplay, the Avengers can not be top in Japan and cell phones are surprisingly interesting.
NNJ 70: The NNJ Perfect Man
A survey was done, totally scientifically, so we now know what the perfect man is to a Japanese woman. Also, it’s not me.
There are problems with beer, and there is always more underwear theft.
NNJ 69: The first Episode of Reiwa
It is a new era in Japan and Ninja News Japan kicks it off with the magical episode number of 69.
We hit all the Japanese things, robots, porn stars, vacations and cops not knowing how to drive.
Guy Who Lays Things Out
There have been several news stories in recent Ninja News Japan episodes about the uptick in cannabis usage in Japan. This comes to our attention primarily through arrests and announcements of the volume of the devils cabbage that have been confiscated by Police.
Needing to make a grand ceremony of the triumph of justice, the Police called in the guy who lays things out.
You can see it was quite a take. To increase the impact while saving space the guy who lays things out overlayed the bags of prepared jazz tobacco, then added in measuring equipment and materials as a centerpiece before moving on to the ziploc bags. Label out for a little cross promotion. My favorite element is the single back in a bucket, which brings a relate able touch to the whole presentation. Well done.
NNJ 68: Bosuzo what?
The bosuzoku, what is it? Listen to find out, and also, how they aren’t good at getting handcuffs off.
Schools be cray cray up in here. Seriously, they go too far.
We are almost done with the Maho Yamaguchi saga, because she’s audi.
Breaking Bad may be a real thing that happened here in Japan and don’t throw things.
NNJ 67: Idols and scams
MUFG comes out with the blandest cryptocurrency ever.
The idol news just won’t stop, can’t stop, more lyrics from a song I don’t know well enough to base jokes on.
A minister gets fired, which just makes you wonder how he had kept his job for so long anyway.
The new era brings with it a new set of scams.
Guy Who Lays things out
These were discarded CD’s from a forest which led to two arrests. AKB fans buy hundreds of CD’s for the voting tickets to elect their favorite to the lead position. The election won’t happen this year because of the assault scandal.
Guy who lays things out made some interesting choices here. He wanted to demonstrated his skills at laying things out evenly on a blue tarp, but also wanted to juxtapose that with the anarchic nature of thousands of CD’s being dumped in the forest. The balance leaves me breathless as we see both his organizational prowess and true understanding of communicating the feeling to his audience.#ninjanewsjapan #guywholaysthingsout
