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It’s got a lot of updates.

Before I actually do that, we
have just started my summer break.

The kids around summer
break for like a month.

My work is me two weeks off.

So next week, this is the first day.

So I was able to record today
because basically nothing’s happened yet.

We haven’t organized anything yet.

But next week, I don’t
know if I’m going to get

an episode out or I
might get one out later.

I’m going to try.

I don’t know.

It’s a holiday and I don’t
feel obligated to entertain you.

That’s just the straight-up truth.

Now if I can entertain
you, I would love to do that.

The reality is, am I not?

Anyways, two weeks from now,
there will be a regular episode.

It will be back on.

It will be all awesome.

I’ve actually just inadvertently
implied that the holiday episode

I record will not be awesome,
but I’m sure it will be fine.

So let’s get to some updates.

I’m just letting you
know that maybe your

free entertainment may
not be available next week.

It may be.

Maybe if you pray
hard enough to the right

God, I will have enough
time to do the thing.

And then record it for you.

Now I don’t want to start.

I want to berate you in a
weird way to the point where

you now feel obligated
to pray to some annoying…

You’ve been playing Assassin’s
Creed Valhalla, so I think Odin.

Odin might be the guy before.

I’ve always been a big fan of Thor, both
the original version and the MCU version.

God, Chris Hemsworth’s body.

I know it’s all fake
because he’s he’s Jack

downstairs, but I’m damn
with that man takes his shirt off.

I respond and I’m a heterosexual male.

Still kind of respond to that in a
positive way if you know what I’m saying.

Alright, so I actually do the podcast now.

That wasn’t too much of a distraction.

I got to put on updates,
which I’m pretty happy about.

Last week, I talked about barbinheimer.

So that was the hashtag
that they came out

because Barbie and the
Oppenheimer movie are

coming out the same day and everyone’s
like, “Oh, we’ll make a double feature.

It’s so quirky and
ironic because one’s

super light comedy fun movie, the
other one’s very heavy and serious.”

I created the barbinheimer hashtag.

Now, Barbie is coming out in Japan.

Oppenheimer currently is not
slated to be released in Japan.

The Warner Brothers Japanese account issued
an apology for the barbinheimer hashtag as

it being relatively, you know, instant, not
instant seer, insensitive to, you know, the

historical reality of
what’s happened in Japan.

The Internet being the Internet, Internet
citizens were not super happy about that.

Internet people are always classy.

Let’s put it that way.

I spent a lot of time on the Internet,
stream, video games, do podcasts.

I spent a lot of time on
the Internet just for fun.

Yeah, I’ve run across some of
the joyous aspects of the Internet.

Always classy, always fair, always honest.

So in retaliation to
the lack of apology from

the American Barbie account, that’s
very specific is what they’re doing.

Because the Japanese account apologized
and they said, “That’s not good enough.

The American Barbie account is still
not acknowledging that this is insensitive.

It’s still not acknowledging
how gross this is.”

So because what they
were doing, if you go

in search barbinheimer,
you will find Barbie.

The one I found the first one,
which I did actually think was

pretty solid, was Barbie with
her hair as a mushroom cloud.

Okay, and it’s all pink.

The Internet was like, “Japanese” and
it was like, “We could play this game too.”

So they started shopping?

I guess shipping might
not be the right word.

I was about to say photo
shopping, which is the right word.

But then I thought maybe they’re
shipping to use some younger parlance.

9/11 images in Barbie
pink or with Barbie

overlaid or things like that, creating
their own memes in retaliation.

I don’t know how I feel about that.

I didn’t care about
barbinheimer because, sure,

whatever, people are putting
two disparate things together.

Whatever.

I didn’t take it too seriously,
but again, I’m not Japanese.

I mean, people are also like,
“You gotta be able to talk about it.”

But again, I guess it
is for them, it’s serious.

My feelings on it, I’m
torn, is what I’m saying.

I find the 9/11 memes they’ve made in
portace, but at the same time I find the whole

barbinheimer thing in
sort of in portace as well.

I do understand the marketing of it.

Those people jumping on, like,
“Hey, this memes happened.

It’s promoting both our films.

Let’s get on that.”.

I get why that happened.

I guess I just live in a real
world where gross things happen

and you kind of just let it go so
you can move on, move past it.

Not so for Japanese people in this case.

Not, I don’t want these people to
say that this is Japanese people.

They don’t represent all of Japan.

Most people in Japan
probably don’t even

know this is going on because
it is very much an Internet thing.

I talked previously about a YouTuber who
was playing essentially a visual novel, a

Stein’s Gate visual
novel and he spoiled the

ending and they sued
him because they’re saying

that this is giving away
the ending of a story.

Therefore people are
going to be less likely

to pay for that story
in the future if you

spoiled the ending
because people the whole

point of doing one of these
things is to get to the ending.

He wants two years in prison plus
like a million years or something.

And they said that
he must be punished

severely to prevent the
decline of the content industry.

The verdict came out yesterday,
but hasn’t been announced yet.

I was looking for it this morning.

It being August 8th as I recorded this.

So the verdict was supposed
to be brought down August 7th.

I don’t think he’s going
to get two years in prison.

But I could see a hefty fine.

Prosecutors being
prosecutors, they always ask

for massive, massive punishments
and they’re going to get less than that.

I think that’s kind of the strategy.

But yeah, it is
interesting that this visual

novel has had such an impact because to
me visual novels are really small things.

But again, it’s a whole industry in Japan.

People pay a lot of money for these things.

So ruining it for other people,
you’re ruining it for the company.

They’re going to take you to
court and I think they’re going to win.

So this was a very interesting development.

Over the last, it’s probably
like five, six months.

Sushi terrorism has been an ongoing theme.

There was the kid and he drank
from the soy sauce bottle directly.

So he licked it and stuff.

Then you put it back.

Other people use that
disgusting that went viral.

His friend recorded it
put it on the Internet.

Now these were just kids.

They were doing dumb stuff and recording
it and putting it on the Internet.

There was some other
kids who were licking and

touching the Sushi that was
going by on the conveyor belt.

Sushi, the conveyor
belt Sushi company is

saying like we had to change
our entire system because of this.

Our stocks dropped billions of yen.

This has cost us so much money.

We’re suing the kid.

They wanted they were suing
the family because he’s underage.

So they actually have to
sue the mom for 67 million yen.

I can guarantee that this person does not
have 67 million yen just in liquid assets,

they were able to spend on the fact
that his son licked a soy sauce container.

They have reached a settlement but
released no details, which is killing me.

Because I think what’s
happened is the company,

Sushi, they wanted
to make a lot of noise.

They wanted to make
sure everyone knows that

if you do this and we
catch you, we’re going

to come after you and they
took it all the way to the limit.

Then they said, look,
we don’t actually want

to ruin this lady’s
life for the fact that

her son, a teenager,
is just a bit of an idiot.

Every teenager is,
I was, might still be

sometimes, but I absolutely
was a bit of a dick and

an asshole in a dummy when
I was like 16, 17 years old.

The boy admitted
responsibility and they

have reached a reasonable
agreement, is what they’ve said.

I do want to know what the
reasonable agreement is, but because

he’s underage, I bet no
details are going to be released.

But I’m betting they got
to pace enough money

that it hurts the family, but
doesn’t ruin them completely.

Or there’s a payment
plan or something like that.

They’re not going to
take all 67 million yet.

This was just a show to stop other
people from doing the same thing.

I think.

And I think that’s
actually a fair thing to do

because Sushi does, they
got lawyers on retainer.

They can do this forever.

They can try, if she tried to
fight back, they could ruin her life.

Not being reasonable, normal human beings.

They decided not to
go that far, but they

still want to get the
message out there that

if this happens again,
we will go that far.

Try to think is a very
fair thing to be able to do.

It’s got to add on.

I’m actually quite happy
Sushi Rho didn’t fuck him.

They could have.

And you think of corporate people.

I think this is again a
Western image of corporate

people just being like absolute
bastards, ruining people’s lives were fun.

In Japan, yeah, they’ll go far,
but I think the level is different.

The attitude is different
and people are people still.

Like I’m sure there are
massive corporate assholes.

We actually have some other stories
going on that I didn’t actually write down.

There’s a car company
and they killed all the

trees outside of their
car dealership because

they were basically the trees were
obstructing your ability to see the cars.

Of course, all that’s illegal.

And then they got pulled up on getting in
trouble for scamming and lying and stuff.

That’s pretty standard
car dealership stuff.

It’s a bit shady as far
as an industry goes.

It has a reputation for a reason.

But I would say the
average executive maybe

is dumb in the way executives
are, but is not a complete asshole.

From what I’ve seen on the
Internet, I don’t know these people.

I don’t run in those circles.

I know that the president of JAL for the
last like 10 years has not taken a salary.

He literally said, I’ve made enough money.

I can survive for the rest of my life.

I will not take a salary.

I just want to make this business
the best business it can be.

You’ll support the workers and stuff.

So all the money he
would have made went

back into the company
into the employees and stuff.

And I thought, man, that’s awesome.

That is a completely
different form of corporate

thinking, which I can
get on board with.

And I guess maybe that’s also not
called, I don’t know which is more common.

Although Sushi Do in
this case didn’t go out

of their way to destroy a family just
because a kid was being a fucking idiot.

They did want to get a message
out, which I think they did successfully.

I’m going to have to
run my transition sound

again because I have
to get to the next story.

World Heritage Sites being
vandalized, is that like an Internet trend?

So we had the guy
vandalized the call of CO.

And then we had a kid named
Justin vandalized a temple in Japan.

And now I’ve read about two
more instances at the call of CO.

And the call of CO once, you
can get five years in prison for that.

Well, one of the most
famous temples, super

famous because I know
the name of the temple.

That’s how famous it is.

Not like I’m like a temple fan.

Toadaiji Temple was
vandalized with a picture

of a fairly poorly rendered cat, believed
to be scratched into a door by a finger.

Now, this is wood that is
literally thousands of years old.

So pushing your finger into
it is going to leave a Mark.

You don’t even have to use a nail.

Justin that little shit before, he actually
used his nail to scratch his name in.

Now I do want to give us some
credit to the vandal this time.

They didn’t write their name.

Actually, one of the
previous episodes I

was like, what you
should do is you’re going

to vandalize something
is don’t write your name.

Someone else’s name and then they’ll
be like, hey, Chuck, the beef chest.

Did you vandalize this?

I’m like, well, no, that says Brad Pitt.

So Brad Pitt must have been
here vandalizing it, not me.

So they drew a cat.

So unless a cat did
it, no, here’s the thing.

The height of the cat had like where
they did it was about 180 centimeters.

So I’m going to say,
let’s say someone who’s

slightly under six foot lifted
their arm up and drew a cat.

That’s how they got to 180 centimeters.

So the best we could say is this is someone
who is approximately six feet or so.

Because either they’re
six feet and they were

drawing at eye level
or they were less than

six feet and they were
drawing a little bit of

bum or they were like seven
feet and drawing but elite them.

Woo.

So we could have a seven
foot vandal on our hands.

They’re not doing the
CSI stuff where they’re

taking footprints and
then calculating by

the impression of the footprint and
how heavy the person isn’t stuff like that.

But it seems like
because of those initial

reports, it’s now in the
mindset of people visiting

these places and it’s
being, it’s like a thing.

But the fines for this are hardcore.

So like again, the ones
in Italy, five years in

prison, a couple million
dollars or whatever.

I actually think it was like
a few hundred thousand

dollars, but a few
hundred thousand dollars.

I don’t have that.

I can’t pay that.

No one’s in the Japan.

It’s the same.

It’s like millions of yen
and possible jail time.

Absolutely not worth doing.

Like again, I want, if
I’m going to do a crime,

I want them to be a benefit
for me and my legacy is not it.

Like I want money.

If I’m going to commit a
crime, it’s going to be for money.

It’s not going to be so
that I become famous

because that kind of
fame isn’t what I need.

I need money.

I should have started
dropping in like ways

you could donate money
to you right after that.

I need money and then do the donation.

That actually would make sense.

Still not doing it.

I’m not going to come out here and beg.

Look, okay.

So you want to support the
engineers Japan, tell other

people to listen to it, get
other people to download it.

The rate review thing that actually
helps with algorithms and stuff.

I would love that.

I’m not even going to ask for that.

All I want is people who
are interested in it to listen.

And if you really, really want to make
me happy, send me questions and stuff.

So I have more things
to I can gain Gauge with.

So I can follow up on
stories or answer questions

about being in Japan or
my opinions or whatnot.

Your questions and
comments are easily the most

motivating factor to doing an
engineer’s Japan and see me.

So if you want to support the
podcast, don’t send me money.

I mean, send me money, but don’t
send me money by a see me B T shirt.

That would be all right.

Because then you get
something out of it too.

But send me stuff that I can talk about
or react to or we can have an interaction.

That to me is the peak.

You can go to speak pipe.com/chocolateweefchest
and leave a voicemail, which I can

then drop into the episode
and then use as a segment.

So now that I’ve said that,
we’re going to move on.

This is maybe my pre
holiday begging for interaction.

Just a bit sad, isn’t it?

I’m so lonely.

16, 99% of people in their
30s and 40s never watch

Vtubers, which to me is
a surprisingly low number.

I actually would have thought hardly
anyone in their 30s and 40s never

watches Vtubers just because
Vtubers became a thing fairly recently.

So I would assume older
people aren’t aware of them.

It’s not like they hate them or something.

I consider doing this podcast as a
VTuber, but I just didn’t have anything

set up and by the time I started doing
video on Twitch and stuff, there was no

point and going through
another process to set it up.

Although I still think a
VTuber, a super cute anime girl

and me not changing my voice
at all would have been funny.

And then every time I say
that, people get this like shitty.

I had to lose been done before.

You want a list of things
that have been done before?

It’s fucking everything, man.

The only thing I can claim to be completely
original was Montana, L.D.A.B.L.O.

The audio podcast
choose your own adventure.

And the only thing, the only reason I think
that was original is because I may have

just been the first person to
organize it and put it together.

And it was a huge pain in the ass.

I have tentatively started working on
a second one, which hopefully would be

better, but sitting down and just writing
for hours and hours and hours is pretty.

Pretty hard to find that time in my life.

But that is probably, and then
even then, people will like, you know,

choose your own adventures
have been done before.

Adult ones that are supposed to
be funny have been done before.

It’s like, if you actually went by
things that have been done before,

there would be no reason to do anything.

And let’s face it, Montana, L.D.A.B.L.O.

It’s fucking better than
all the other ones anyways.

All right.

No, no, I’m not going to, I was going to
do this sound again and restart the story.

I’m not going to do that.

I’m just going to keep going.

I’m going to power through.

Okay, so people in their 30s
and 40s, one to two times a week,

13% watch V2 or three to four times
a week, four percent, every day, 14%.

It’s more men than women.

I think that’s just
generally on the Internet,

you tend to find more
men doing dumb shit.

watching V2 versus isn’t dumb.

It’s fine.

V2 versus are great.

That’s it.

I just, I actually
thought 69% they’re like,

whoa, it’s, it’s,
that’s not a surprise.

I thought it would have
been the 80s or 90s.

Because again, just older
people, not that in tune

with what’s going on on
the Internet and the stuff.

A 14 year old Turkish boy was arrested for

throwing a smoke bomb at security guards.

And what he said was, uh,
okay, so let’s give it a story.

He claims that he had been scolded before
with his friend, oh, but not his friend.

So his friends and him were
sitting outside this building.

They were playing loud
music and smoking cigarettes.

He’s 14 years old.

So he’s not supposed to be doing that.

Uh, and then he came and then a security
guy came out and scolded him specifically,

but not his friends, but
he claimed was discriminate.

discrimination.

So he said, don’t
discriminate against foreigners.

I’ll blow you up and then
through a smoke bomb.

And if I can give you a list of things
you should not do, smoking is number one,

uh, being playing loud
music in public is not great.

But I guess I’d give a pass on that
because there’s no law against it.

Claiming discrimination is possible, but
you’re not going to improve your case.

by throwing a smoke bomb at someone right
after saying don’t discriminate against me.

I’ll blow you up.

I’ll blow you up is a threat of
violence, which again is illegal.

So he’s committed multiple crimes.

Now he’s 14 again.

He’s underage.

He’s not going to be
going to jail or anything.

But he was arrested for our favorite
crime, forcible obstruction of business.

All right.

This is, I don’t know if
this is Saturn at 10 years

in a row, the demand for
rice has dropped in Japan.

It is 100,000 tons down to 6.81 million
tons of rice needed or wanted this year.

It’s the lowest since they
started keeping track in 1996.

It’s weird that they only
started keeping track in 1996.

I don’t know why that was one of
the bits to suck out on me in this story.

In 1996, they started keeping
track of how much rice they eat.

I think that would
have been like ancient

times, how many barrels
or bushels or whatever.

I don’t know how rice is measured.

Grains of rice, I guess just wait.

Tons of rice.

People eat.

Like it’s sort of one of those things.

It’s a staple of the country.

The Ministry of Agriculture
is encouraging farmers

to switch to other crops like soybeans or
wheat because they are more in demand.

So I’m wondering this is partially because
of the population of decline in Japan.

So it’s representative of
there being less people overall.

It is also partially demonstrating a
change in dietary wants or needs.

So people generally are eating less rice.

I would like to see a breakdown.

This didn’t give me enough information.

I would be really interested in
what the breakdown of that is.

Is it because there
are just less people and

therefore less people
eating rice or is it because

there are more people eating other
diets than just a rice-based diet.

Like is keto taken off in Japan?

I kind of looked at that a
little bit but didn’t find anything.

particularly demonstrable of what’s
actually happening with the diets in Japan.

But it’s a weird thing to see.

You think of Japan, you
think of Asia, you think of rice.

And Japan is a country
just eating less rice overall.

It’s very interesting.

That’s it.

I’m going to go eat some rice now.

I don’t know.
I’ll try to pop up the country.

I, again, just at the end, I want
to make sure everyone knows.

It’s summer holiday.

I’m going to try to get an episode
out next week if I have time.

It might be late.

It might not happen at all.

So I’ll see you in two
weeks worst-case scenario.

Planned Exfil

I should just start with the news.

The news doesn’t come in like talk.

They just go.

And that’s, I’m pretending to be a new show, right?

So we’re a new show.

Remember, a few weeks back, maybe it was last

month, a woman went on Twitter and she threatened

to release siren gas and kill a bunch of people.

She was arrested.

Again, she used her own account so she wasn’t particularly hard to find.

So when they found her, they arrested her.

Turns out she was primarily an anti-smoking

activist and politician, but she had actually

failed to be successful as a politician.

I was interested in the punishment.

That’s why I kind of tried to keep up with the story.

She threatened to kill people.

She had no siren gas.

She didn’t have the ability to do it.

But she was threatening to kill people.

So I guess just public threats.

What is the punishment for that?

The jail time was it’s a fine.

Turns out it’s 300,000 yen.

It’s, you’d say $3,000?

That’s a lot for posting a tweet.

That’s just really simple.

Daegli just found that interesting because yeah, we hear about the crimes.

We also need to know about the punishments.

I feel like I haven’t got my groove.

That first story was sort of the warm up and I feel that.

It’s weird how much of a skill this actually is.

Time to learn some Japanese.

I mean, you’re here, you’re interested in

Japanese culture, you’re interested in Japanese news.

It’s time to learn some Japanese.

Give you some context first.

The legend of Zelda, tears of the kingdom came out very recently.

Before that, it had not come out yet.

That’s when this story takes place.

Cast your mind back in time.

To before, legend of Zelda, tears of the kingdom was released.

Some people really, really, really liked that game.

They really want to be part of that world.

They’ve been desperate for a new Zelda game forever.

So much so they’re willing to go to nefarious behavior to acquire a copy of Zelda.

So two people became part-time Amazon delivery

drivers in order to upon release day be able to steal the game.

Thing is, Amazon gets copies two to three

days in advance so they can deliver on release

day.

This has got two terms.

It’s Naibeke and Uchibeke.

This is when a company worker steals product from their own company.

So these two men joined Amazon day or two before the release of Zelda.

They grab a copy for themselves and then they disappear.

So that’s actually when it became very suspicious.

So they were both in their 20s.

Zelda release date is just around the corner.

It’s like a day or two later and these two guys stop coming into work.

The manager calls the house of one of the men

and he asks the parent, maybe I think this was the mom.

What’s your son doing right now?

She says he’s playing a game.

He sort of pressed her on that and turns out

she found out it was Zelda, a game that had not been released yet.

Of course, he was immediately fired.

He was forced to return the game and pay for the game.

He had to pay for the game he did not get to

keep, which is kind of the appropriate level

of kicking the nuts for this kind of thing.

The second man, he stole not only the game itself, he stole related goods to the game.

So you get like, I don’t know, statues and

books and other things and t-shirts and stuff.

He stole all that kind of stuff.

He was found out, he was arrested.

He actually admitted that reselling stolen goods was actually his main job.

So if I can, the first guy basically return the game, pay, I assume like 7, 8,000 yen.

You’re done.

I am interested to see what the second guy,

what he gets in trouble for because it seems like a much more serious situation.

So we have a 50-year-old man.

Because we’ve had a theme running for the last few months at least.

I think it’s, no, we’ve hit like six months of 50-year-old man getting in trouble.

It’s usually pervy stuff.

This one is a non-pervy 52-year-old man who

got in trouble, which is a breath of fresh air.

It’s refreshing for me as a 50-year-old man

to know that some of my peers are not creepy.

So it’s not, it’s not a single paintbrush.

You can color the entirety of the 50-year-old male group, demographic.

Some of us, I don’t know about me, I’m not

talking about me, some of us are not perves.

Still got in trouble though.

Naughty boys.

This 52-year-old man was arrested for uploading gameplay videos to YouTube.

Now that, I stream, I cut my gameplay videos

into like clips and I upload clips of me playing

these games.

So I was very interested in this, or I was like, what, is this not okay?

When I get arrested in Japan for this, he uploaded three videos.

They were Stein’s Gate, My Darling Embrace, which is a game that was released in 2013.

So you’re like, it’s a really old game.

Who cares if he uploads gameplay of this?

It was recently ported to the Switch, PS4 and PC.

Now the videos were monetized and that actually

puts you in a worse situation because he’s making money off the thing he’s uploaded.

My videos are not monetized because no one watches.

These monetized videos contained the game’s ending.

And that’s actually where it becomes a big deal

because Stein’s Gate, My Darling’s Embrace, is a visual novel.

So essentially what he’s done is he’s taken a novel, uploaded it to the Internet.

I don’t know if he’s speed running or something,

but he basically gave away the ending, which

with companies saying, “D incentivizes people from actually buying the game.”

So it’s negatively impacting their IP if

you post the ending to a visual novel on the Internet.

I actually agree with that philosophically.

I think that’s true.

This is called Netabade.

Netabade is basically the English translation would be like a spoiler.

So because he’s monetized a video that he’s posted on the

Internet that has spoilers in it, the company came after him.

This guy is also done fast content, something we’ve talked about before.

So you get a anime series or a movie and you

cut it down into like essentially primary

plot points and you post that like five minute

summary, ten minute summary of the movie of the anime series up to the Internet.

He had racked up 5.5 million views of his

Steins gate fast content and clearly he’s going

to be in trouble for copyright violation of some sort.

Again, I’m very interested in see where this ends up.

I’ll take off my hat for this one.

90% of experienced recruiters wouldn’t hire balding people.

No, I understand pretty privileged.

I did psychology and university a bit and I really enjoyed it and something I took in

and pretty privileged is something that we can’t help.

We like to deny it sort of on an intellectual

level, but the reality is attractive people have easier lives.

They have a easier lives because other people,

they want to be close to the attractive people,

they want those attractive people to be happy with

them, they want those attractive people in their lives.

Current beauty standards, baldness and balding is

not considered a peak trait for attractiveness.

A company that specializes in thinning hair.

So there’s a little bit bias in this.

Maybe I was a little, mmm, got to look into that one a bit.

They did some research, they did some surveys.

They had AI generated faces, so let’s just pretend it’s my face.

They had my face with full hair, with thinning hair and with no hair.

And they did this for a few hundred images and then they would mix them up.

So you would see my face over the course of this process two or three times.

But the volume of hair I have would be changed in each picture.

These recruiters were supposed to rank whether

or not they would hire the person based on what they’re seeing.

It turns out that 90% of experienced recruiters would not hire balding people.

They broke it down into sort of demographics

teens to 30, so this is really just 20s.

90% said no.

40s, so 30 to 40, 86.8% no, and 40 to 50, 75% said no.

So as you get older, maybe you get more used

to people being bald or you understand that

balding is something they don’t have more

control over or you get more conscious or you’re less affected by pretty privilege.

I don’t know, that’s pretty tough.

We wouldn’t get all these 50 year old men creepy

stories if they weren’t affected by attractiveness.

93.3% of the recruiters did say appearance is important.

I agree with that.

I mean, you’re presenting yourself to other

people how you appear is really the first thing they’re going to see.

I can’t argue with that at all.

It is just too bad because how much hair I have, I have very little control over.

Now the thing is, here we get to whether they were conscious of it.

So that was, they were just saying yes, maybe

no, yes, maybe no on each face that came up, let’s say.

They weren’t conscious of the statistics until after.

So then they said consciously, does this matter, does this not matter?

1.8% admitted it was an influence.

16.7% said it did matter, but not 100%.

31.1% said not much.

24.9% said not at all, 25.5% were neutral, which

shows that their bias towards people with full

heads of hair is subconscious and they’re not even aware of it.

So maybe if they can be made aware of it, they

can make better recruiting decisions based

a little less on appearance and a little more on skills and quality.

But at the end of the day, pretty privilege

is a thing and a big part of pretty privilege.

is having luscious, beautiful mains of hair,

which is why I’m growing a massive beard because

it’s the only way I’m going to make up for the difference.

Talking about image and needing people and

hiring and recruiting, the SDF, Japan’s version

of the military, self-defense force, they

are talking about lifting the ban on tattoos,

because they don’t have enough people joining up.

So here’s one of the problems of having sort

of a strict society is you need people to

do things.

If people start doing the things that your

strict society doesn’t like, then you’re going

to like unilaterally declare them unfit and not the right people for the job.

But you might end up needing those people for the job.

So over the last couple years, the SDF has

been reaching out to sort of otaku nerd culture

by using like anime girls and stuff in their

advertising, trying to push onto an untapped segment of the population.

Now, nerds famously aren’t particularly

athletic and stuff, but let’s face it, modern

military, you might be flying drones and working computers and doing admin.

You don’t need to be particularly fit to do that.

But at this point, there are other people who,

if they have a tattoo, the military is like, we will not take you.

One of the guys speaking in charge of the military

said, look, there’s a difference now between fashion tattoos and yet kusa tattoos.

All this tattoo stuff comes from the fact

that criminals used to be branded in tattooed

and then after that, it became like a point of

pride for the yakuza that have lots of tattoos

and then they got into these sort of ornate ceremony like tattoos all over their body.

That’s a thing.

There’s a different thing.

I have a small tattoo on my shoulder and another small tattoo on my back.

That is clearly not indicating that I’m a yakuza.

It’s not saying I’ve been in prison.

I got my tattoos in my late teens.

It is what they’re talking about is a fashion tattoo.

I did it because I thought it would be cool.

I wanted to be a cool guy.

I wanted a girl to look at me and go, ooh, bad boy, he’s got tattoos.

It kind of worked for a bit.

And then that pretty privilege wore off.

It didn’t work anymore.

So there’s that.

And then there’s also the declining birth

rate in Japan means there’s less young people.

There’s less young people overall.

There’s less young people to recruit into the military.

If you can’t recruit more people into the military, you need to broaden the allowable

offenses that they have done so that you can maintain a military.

So they’re really talking about saying, let’s put it very simply.

If you don’t have full body dragon, koi, demon tattoos,

that’s not the tattoos we’re talking about anymore.

What we’re talking about is fashion tattoos.

Those are going to be acceptable in the military going forward.

I’m actually interested because politicians being old and conservative.

I bet they’re not cool with this, but then you

turn out you don’t have a military to defend yourself from North Korea.

They might change their mind pretty quickly on tattoos.

Now, this is another story about posting stuff on the Internet.

I actually should have put this at the beginning with the other one.

They’re now over the last year.

They’ve introduced Internet slander laws.

So you’re not allowed to go on the Internet and just say shit about people is not true.

The thing is, this is a young man 22 who wrote fake stories about a plastic surgeon.

Now the plastic surgeon is very famous.

His name is Takasu.

So you’re going to hear, if you come to Japan, you’ll actually see Takasu Clinic.

Takasu?

Clean, Nick.

They’ll have that commercial.

Now, this guy is very unique in that he’s a

Holocaust denier and he denies the existence of the Nanking massacre.

He says it’s exaggerated, but I think we also know what that really means.

Now on the flip side of that, he’s very rich

and during the 1995 earthquake, he actually

donated a lot of money and he helped a lot of people.

So is he a complete son of a bitch?

No, but is he a good person?

It’s pretty much a no there too.

It’s tough because he is clearly just very pro-Japanese.

And does that make him inherently bad?

That’s not a question I’m going to be able to

answer because I’ve never met them in Japan.

So this 22-year-old post, post some stories

that Takasu had killed people in a car accident, which is not true.

But people believed it and it was slandering his reputation.

What do you get for this?

For posting false stories on the Internet, he wrote four total.

He’s gotten three years, but 10 months imprisonment.

So he’s going to go to jail for 10 months right now.

And he’s going to be basically on probation for three years if he gets in trouble.

He actually has to go directly back to prison.

So even if you’re ripping on a piece of shit,

you actually have to focus on the piece of shit stuff.

So this is actually maybe how to, I guess it’s not slander then.

If he had written stories about how Takasu was a Holocaust denier, that’s not slander.

That’s just, he said that you could actually

cite the source of him saying that thing and you wouldn’t get in trouble at all.

Just only be aware of if you’re in Japan or

you’re going to talk about Japanese people, the

laws have gotten pretty strict about what you’re allowed to say about other people.

You just want to shit on them and make stuff up.

You can actually go to prison for that and you can go to prison for like a year.

Asapuro assembly speaker decided that it would

be a really good idea to vote for himself.

I think every politician does that.

They go into the thing and they vote.

Everyone makes a joke about like, who did you vote for?

It’s like a standard media joke with the politician.

I’m fine with that.

Then he thought, you know what?

I didn’t get enough votes for myself for myself.

I’m going to pretend to be my mom and then vote for myself again.

Now my initial instinct got me excited about

the story was I was like, oh, did he dress

up like a woman and go and vote for himself again pretending to be his mother?

Yeah, I didn’t work that way.

Which would make sense.

I think if I showed up to vote in a dress

saying I was my mom, people might be suspicious.

He took advantage of postal voting.

So his mother is disabled.

There’s voters with disabilities can mail in their ballot.

So he did that, voted for himself and sent it in.

Actually, doesn’t 100% say he didn’t vote for himself.

He voted for himself.

I think we can make the assumption.

How did they find out?

And this is the one that maybe hurts the most.

His mom ratted him out.

So he took his mother’s ballot.

He voted for himself.

He sent it in.

You can kind of assume that mom would vote for

her son, but that’s not necessarily the case.

Because if mom is willing to rat you out,

that means mom might not be 100% on board with you being a politician.

That might mean that mom was going to vote for someone else.

So you stole her vote.

So I think actually what happened here is she went to vote for someone else.

He had already taken her ballot, voted for himself and sent it in.

And she called the cops on him, which is, ah, it’s insane.

Here’s someone who’s made some bad life

decisions, which is the heartless soul of the Indian New York people.

People just continuing to make bad decisions.

And we got to keep that going because I need content.

He hits the guy in a scooter.

He’s driving his car.

There’s a guy in an electric scooter going down the road.

He hits that guy.

He would get enough points from this accident to have his license revoked.

If he has his license revoked, he’s not going to be able to go to work.

I don’t know where he lives or the situation.

So apparently public transportation was not on the table for this.

Or maybe he had a job where he had to drive.

So losing his license was out of the question.

He goes to a hearing to try to get a reduced

sentence to lose some of those points that he was going to have put on top of him.

He produces a letter written by the victim saying that basically he forgives him.

It isn’t such a big deal.

I guess that is a thing.

If I can get the person I hit by accident to

say he was an accident, he didn’t mean it.

He’s a good guy.

I could get a reduced sentence.

Kanji is hard.

Kanji is the Chinese characters used in Japanese.

And they’re hard.

I studied them and I’ve honestly kind of given up.

I am thinking I should go back to school or

something to do some more practice and more speaking.

It’s sort of buck up my level a little bit.

But at the end of the day, I’m probably never actually going to learn how to read.

It’s just too much.

Maybe you want to retire?

I’ll have the time to sit and study Kanji all day.

I do not have that time right now.

The cop notices Kanji for the man’s name.

His own name is written incorrectly.

As soon as the guy is pushed on it, he confesses that he wrote the letter himself.

So he hits someone with a scooter.

I don’t know.

Probably some bad decisions were made in there.

He decides to forge a letter.

Does not check the name closely enough so he gets it slightly wrong.

Gets caught on that and immediately gives himself up.

That is someone who needs to rethink all of their life decisions.

All right.

This is the last story of the day.

It is therefore the creepy guy story of the day.

This guy is 22 years old.

That’s two or three stories today.

We have 22 year olds.

So they got their own thing going on.

He went to the men’s bathroom in a train station.

He took off all his clothes.

And then he hit them.

I don’t know where he hit them, maybe up on the shelf or something.

He took all his clothes full of what put them away.

So no one would know when he hit them.

He then sneaks into the women’s bathroom.

And he gets his smartphone out.

He brought it with and wasn’t in his pocket

because his pocket is back in the clothes in the other bathroom.

He gets out his smartphone and he starts

trying to take pictures of women going to the toilet.

A woman who is in the bathroom, I assume looks up.

It’s either over under the stall that the

Japanese stalls go almost all the way to the grounds.

That’s going to be really hard.

So she notices that someone is pointing a

smartphone camera over the top of the stall.

And she freaks out as completely appropriate to do that.

The guy, completely naked, runs back into the

men’s bathroom to get his clothes and get.

out of there.

During that time, the woman goes to the station attendant.

Station attendant calls the police.

They’re probably police in the area.

There’s always police around, sort of big stations.

The police show up and they arrested the guy pretty, pretty easily.

He wanted to take pictures of women peeing.

He admitted that straight up.

There is a big question in this story.

And the big question for me is why do you take off all his clothes?

So we can assume part of the reason he was caught so easily.

He was going to get caught anyways.

There’s cameras, there’s other stuff.

If you had to use a ticket to get into the

station or something, they’re going to track all that.

He’s going to get caught.

You’re going to get caught way more easily

if he has to go into a bathroom, retrieve his clothes.

Because I don’t know where he hid them.

I was actually thinking if he hid them in a

stall and someone else was using that stall, he

would have had to wait for that person to finish using that stall.

Naked.

It’s the naked part that’s always going to stand out.

Because if someone else comes in, I’m standing

outside the stall naked, waiting for the

person in the stall to finish so that I can go in to retrieve my hidden clothing.

Someone else comes in the bathroom, sees me completely naked.

They’re going to call the station staff too.

What do I got going on?

This is a big problem.

So he goes back into the bathroom, has to put

on his clothes, putting it in your clothes takes

time.

If he has shoes on, I did he have bare feet.

That’s now the question.

Being naked is one thing.

Being naked with bare feet, trying to run around a station.

You’ve got to take off your shoes to put your pants on and your underwear.

This was a bad plan.

Clearly, for him and his fetish, being completely naked was part of the process.

But the reality is that level of inhibition to

his escape, obviously not a personal inhibition because he’s naked.

The inhibition to his escape is so severe

that it made it just 100 times easier for the cops to catch him.

I understand that people with fetishes of this

degree, their brains get kind of overwhelmed.

But if you’re going to commit these kinds

of crimes, this is Ninja Nusra Pym, Criminal

Advice of the Day, you’ve got to have an escape plan.

And that escape plan cannot include, I’m going

to stop and take the time to put my clothes back on.

That’s just factually, you have to have a plan

of egress when you are going to commit your crimes.

And if you don’t have that, don’t commit the crime.

So plan of attack, ingress, execution, egress, that is the most basic plan.

Each one of those has to be as efficient as possible.

Or just don’t let your fetishes overwhelm

you to the degree where you end up naked in a

women’s bathroom trying to take pictures of them peeing.