(upbeat music)
- What was a one week break
ended up being a two week break.
The first week was just work.
And then I had no days off,
but then I actually got sick.
So I took a day off.
Then, second week I
come back, I got my day
off, but then we’re
having hosting issues.
I’ve dealt with hosting issues before.
So if you’re listening to this on
the podcast, capture of your choice,
well then my preparations
have all been successful.
If not, then you’re not hearing
what I’m saying right now.
It’s just a void that I exist in, and
the noise I make signifies nothing.
But the noise I make signifies
nothing on a normal day.
So I guess everything
just worked out anyways.
But we’re back now.
A forewarning, my
mother is coming to Japan.
So I don’t know how much free time I’m
gonna have ’cause I might be doing that.
So I might actually, like this month,
looks like it might just be a bust.
I’m gonna try my best.
I’ve actually had these breaks and stuff.
The problem with taking a break
is actually very hard to
come back and get back into it.
And that’s what I’m trying to do.
So I wanna make sure I don’t
lose the momentum that I have
created by starting this and
we’re at 300 episodes and whatnot.
And it would be a shame to
lose momentum at that point.
So let’s get into the Japanese
news about two weeks.
I’ve chosen just a crème de la crème,
the Japanese news for you to deliver today.
Yugiko, it’s a card game.
I’ve never been into it.
I’ve never been into the card games.
There’s a lot of things I don’t, yeah.
I’m even, like I play video games.
I’m even actually quite picky about them
as a whole bunch of games I will not play.
I essentially don’t play side-scrollers.
I don’t know why.
I think I’m just missed too many
generations of consoles and stuff.
This is about stuff I’m like,
well, that’s not what I want.
So I only wanna, ooh.
Yugiko is not my thing.
I’m not saying I’m against it.
You like Yugiko?
You go, gi.
The Yugiko Championships in Japan,
though, doesn’t allow foreign residents,
which is a very interesting little note
because the championships for their country,
you’re trying to find the
best player in the country.
And of course, you do kind of
want them to be from that country.
You have to have a Japanese address.
Why?
I have a Japanese address.
But entry is restricted
to Japanese nationality.
Now I have permanent residents
in Japan, which means I can
live in Japan from now until
I unfortunately pass away.
Any day now.
I shouldn’t bring up my own mortality.
Not at the start.
I should bring up my own mortality.
More towards the end of the episode.
But by this rule, I could not enter.
So despite the fact I’ve lived
in Japan for 20 years now,
and I may live in Japan for 20, 30
years more before my untimely death.
Untimely, I guess if I get
20, 30 more years, I’m flying.
70s, 80s, that’s about right.
I couldn’t enter this.
I’ve lived more of my life in Japan
than I have in any other country,
which is an interesting
thing to think about.
‘Cause I’m still not considered Japanese.
I’m never going to be considered Japanese.
I didn’t want to give up my passport
because I didn’t want to lose the value
of the Canadian passport
and the same for my children.
I didn’t want my children
to not have access
to Canada as a country where they could
maybe work or move to her in the future.
So I wanted them to
have Canadian citizenship.
Just trying to keep the options open.
So this rule seems particularly strict.
So someone who’s lived in
Japan for a very, very long time,
so decades, they cannot enter
the Hugo Championships in Japan.
There’s a lot of
speculation as to the reason,
but like I can
understand you don’t want
someone who comes here
short term on a holiday,
wins the Japanese championship
and then just moves on.
‘Cause they’re not really
at the Japanese champion,
they’re not representing
Japan as a country.
But taking it to a point
where you are restricting it
to like again, someone like myself,
who is in the Hugo has lived in Japan,
is dedicated to living
Japan for X money years.
It would make sense if
they were allowed to enter.
I think the reason this became an issue
is just clearly someone had to
think about it to make the rule.
So if you haven’t thought about it,
you just be like, oh, you
know, you have to live in Japan.
You have to have a Japanese address.
And that would just be it.
So they actually want no, but you
actually have to be a Japanese citizen.
You have to have like residency
beyond just permanent residence.
You have to be a Japanese citizen to enter.
So someone actually had that thought.
And that’s right.
It kind of became like,
is this racist or not?
I don’t think it’s racist.
I don’t like to jump to racism right away,
even though it’s just a lot
of racist stuff in the world.
I’m not just talking about Japan.
It’s just like everywhere in
the world has its own issue.
So I’m a little torn as
to how I feel about this.
Because it’s something
you don’t care about.
That doesn’t mean other
people don’t care about it.
So it’s still just a viable
thing to care about.
I wish you care about others.
There you go.
That’s my message for
the you, you go community.
I don’t care about you,
you go, but I care about you.
Aha.
It’s nice.
This is a new, a new chunkly beef chest.
The new, more positive, loving, kind.
I’m running out of words because
I’ve never used them before.
Anyways, you go players.
I’m sorry if you are
not a Japanese citizen.
You want to enter the championship.
You can’t, I’m sure there’s
other things you can do.
I think just enjoy you, you go for what it
is, which is a game I do not understand.
A man, so since we’re on like, so
that’s actually like super nerd news.
Okay, since we’re on super nerd news.
A man was caught modifying
switch cartridges memory.
He was basically hacking
the switch to create
custom Pokemon characters
that he then sold online.
So I’m assuming he put in like
the cartridge, hacked the system.
He was creating rare characters
and then selling them online.
Between 2022 and 2023, he was
selling them for up to 13,000 yen each.
But the police believe that he probably
made millions and millions of yen off this.
So this is one of those things
where it’s a rare character.
You’re playing your Pokemon,
you want the rare character.
You can’t find it, it’s rare.
So suddenly you feel like, oh, you know,
maybe I just pay for it, get it
into my game and off we go.
This breaks the unfair
competition prevention act
in Japan, which is related
to corporate espionage.
So basically because this
guy’s hacking a system,
he’s creating, he is
conducting a form of corporate
espionage where he’s
going into the system,
learning about the system,
creating things based off an IT,
IP, based off a series of, I lost
that sentence at the end there.
Based off an IP, learning the
inner workings of the system,
and then manipulating them
to create his own product,
which he’s then selling
illegally without licensing.
That’s probably better.
So he was arrested.
I do want the final tally, the
number of how much this guy made.
I’m always shocked at how
much money these guys make,
because it is always
way more than I expect.
But these communities are
strong and they have money.
The you could go community,
the Pokemon community.
These are communities that spend an
inordinate amount of cash on their hobbies.
I spend a lot of money in my hobbies.
But once I’ve bought everything,
so let’s say Judo’s my hobby.
I buy the Judo soon.
I bought a super expensive one.
I don’t buy them again and again and again.
And I certainly I can buy
modified ones and stuff.
Podcasting, is it this
point in my life a hobby?
I paid way too much money for a microphone,
but it is a really good microphone.
I mean, the voice you’re hearing
right now isn’t my real voice.
My voice is incredibly high pitched.
Dogs just react negatively
to move everywhere I go.
My laugh is atrocious.
That’s actually true.
I don’t like my laugh.
It’s, I kind of get this like high pitched
sonic boom of a laugh sometimes.
It’s almost like a hiccup.
Luckily, very few people make me laugh.
That’s so sad.
Ah, I’ve gone from positive chunk of
beef test to sad chunk of beef test.
This was, I don’t know how I am.
Brain power, people got it and then
sometimes they seem to abuse it.
So, by 2531, so this is now the year 2024.
So, in basically 500 years, if the Japanese
marriage surname convention isn’t changed.
Everyone in Japan will
have the last name Sato.
So, Sato, it would be like
the Japanese version of Smith.
Sato is the most common last name in Japan.
In 2023, Sato was 1.5%
of all the people in Japan.
So it is a name you’re
going to run up against.
And then books and stuff when they use
one to use like a, like a Smith character.
They’ll call them Mr. Sato.
So it’s just like, let’s just
call them Sato and then
everyone will be like, it’s
an every man kind of name.
Between 2022 and 2023, there
was a 1.0083% increase in Sato’s.
So the number of Sato’s
in Japan is increasing.
That’s incrementally,
but over the course
of time, that of course,
it’s extrapolation.
I’m using the wrong word.
See, this is the problem
we’re taking to work two
week break is like some
of my big words are gone.
My $5 words are all gone now.
It’s not extrapolation.
It’s an X. God damn it.
Cumulative, it’s cumulative.
Oh, this is going to bug me.
I’m not going to be able
to move on from the story.
Goddammit.
Anyways, we’re just going to move on.
I know I’m going to, this
word’s going to pop into my
head during the last story,
the dirty story of the day.
It’s a rough episode already.
And I apologize, but it’s because
again, two weeks off, very busy weeks.
Life gets in the way.
I’m dealing with back end issues.
I’m trying to deal with work.
I got stress.
If you listen to see me be the last one,
you get to hear the horror story of my eye.
That’s not getting better.
So there’s a lot going on.
I’m trying to just get
my life back in order.
And you know what?
I got some messages.
I got some messages from people and
they were asking where the podcasts went.
And I was really happy
to get the message
because they’re just
like, hey, what’s going on?
Appreciate the podcast.
Appreciate you.
And I appreciate those messages.
Let’s be clear about that right now.
I fucking tangents.
Okay, no, we’re going.
We’re going with the
tangent famous people die.
I’m not a famous person.
We’re not talking about me,
but the famous people die.
And then when they die,
there’s this outpouring of like
thoughts and art and other
things to commemorate their life.
And that’s a wonderful thing.
I’m not saying that shouldn’t happen.
But often my first thought is, I bet
that person would have appreciated
that while they were alive, that
outpouring of love and support.
So if you have a favorite artist
right now, this is, I’m serious.
If you have a favorite artist, someone
who’s made a song that you really love,
someone who’s created something that you
really like, an author has written a book,
you got some artwork
about it, put it out there
and dedicated to them,
send them a message.
Just do all the things you would do after
they died and it had an impact on you.
So let’s just sit down
and go, like, who’s
someone who died that
would have an impact on me?
I’d like that.
I’d want to show the world
that they meant a lot to me.
Do it right now.
Don’t wait until they die.
That’s all I’m saying because
I like realized I should do that.
And it was too late.
So like my favorite author was already
dead by the time I had this realization.
I was like, man, I really
wish I could have just like,
even if it doesn’t see it,
put it out there on the world.
And I don’t think I have
a favorite artist as such.
Man, yeah.
Because even the little messages I get,
like, hey, hope the podcast comes back soon.
Hope you’re okay, that kind of stuff.
I meant a lot.
Like that is incredibly motivating.
It makes you feel like people
appreciate what you do.
Anyways, satos, too many satos by 2446,
half the population will be named sato.
No, this whole, this stats
thing, I enjoyed the stats.
I was just like, this seems to
be like a massive waste of time.
If the population decline
in Japan continues.
So the last 13 years has been
a population decline in Japan.
If it continues at the same rate by 3,310,
there will only be 22 people left in Japan.
Ignax has put in the chat
that the beard is gorgeous.
The oil that I have got
right now is very good.
It’s the most cliche manly,
it’s, I think it’s actually
called mountaineer and it
has like a lumberjack on it.
I’ve started sculpting.
So I got the sideburns
are down and I’m trying to
keep this even because
this is where it goes out.
And then it’s a little
thicker here and a little
thicker here and I got
the stuff down to the bone.
I’m trying to decide.
So I’ve realized my mustache naturally
does that old British racist curly thing.
So let me close to the camera.
So if I do this, my
beard does that, like my
mustache literally goes
down and then we’ll go up.
So I could either sculpt
that or I’ve been pushing it
down because I actually
think that looks pretentious.
There’s like hipsters and stuff.
They do that on purpose.
I always thought that was like something.
Yes, like Captain Hook, I
always thought that was
something that people
did, like a style thing.
I didn’t realize that it happened
naturally to some people.
So I have, I think the hairs under here are
thick enough that they push these ones up.
So they start to go like that.
And I realized if I just twirled
it, it would stay that way.
So I’m trying to decide if I want to just
gently shave this down to keep it down.
But I don’t want to have
like thin thick, thin thick.
It has to be sort of even. So
like the sides there, the short
side burn and then get down
under there was pretty good.
I’ve been sculpted.
I put more work into
my beard than any other
aspect of my appearance
because it’s easy and fun.
And then I realized that’s the bit.
Like I can, I can comb it and
stuff for that what I was saying now.
All right.
I don’t know how far
I’m going to go this time.
I usually go pretty
far and then just shave
the whole thing because
people like freak out.
I do find beards, there’s a whole community that
considers beards important and they consider beards to be
like essentially the primary aspect of their personality
and like your man, not a man if you have a beard.
I don’t get that because it’s hair.
It’s just hair on your face, man.
You’re not doing anything.
Some people are genetically
blessed with lots of hair.
Some people are not.
What the fuck?
Like what the fuck is going
on there where you think
like a beard is an
important aspect of a person.
When my plan, we recently at work had an all staff meeting and
my plan, I wasn’t able to execute it was to start the meeting
with a beard and then while the other manager’s speeches
was happening, go to the bathroom and just shave completely.
So get a razor and then just
like a quick shave with a razor
blade and then come back and
pretend nothing had happened.
I just timing wise it didn’t work out but
I think I might do that maybe next year.
If I have to do that,
if I have to do that like
presentation again, I
think that would be funny.
If we do it on zoom, it’s possible
because I can disappear and come back.
If we just had a big
electric just, I could get
all the big stuff off and
shave in five minutes.
No, I could do that.
Anyways, that’s all going
to get cut so there’s the
cut point and we’re going
to go back to the Sato story.
It’s a population declined to continue
as it is right now at the same rate.
In 3,310, the year, 3,310, there
will be only 22 people left in Japan.
These stats are
interesting because they’re
extrapolations of numbers
that are currently happening.
They don’t take into
account any other options.
So Japan is a closed system
and if that closed system
remains the same, it
basically succumbs to entropy.
So everyone will be named
Sato and everyone dies off.
Applying this much effort to
these statistics seemed kind of
pointless to me because if everyone’s
named Sato in 500 years, do we care?
The population of the decline
in Japan, yes, it’s significant.
It could be fixed by a multitude of things.
Now, Ninja Ninja Japan
has prophesies, proselytized
many times that the
problem is the work-life
balance in Japan, Japan
companies and people aren’t.
They spend too much time at work.
Work has become too important and
family has lost sort of the primary place.
I don’t think that’s just Japan.
That’s lots of countries.
Population decline in a lot
of countries is going down.
Population decline in
many countries is happening.
I have the simplest
solution to both problems.
Everyone being named Sato
and the population decline.
That is introduced
more foreigners to Japan.
More foreigners to Japan would
mean more variations in names.
Introducing more foreigners to Japan would
be more relationships and more babies.
And that’s it.
That actually solves the problem.
I can tell you the person
conducting this set
of statistical analyses
did not even come close
to considering the
idea that we would dilute
the population of
Japan with foreign blood.
But that actually, at this moment, if this
is your real concern, like you’re not going
to fix the culture, you’re not going to fix
the work-life balance that I would complain
about, the introduction of more foreigners
to Japan would solve this problem.
And they would not accept it.
There is the governor of Shizuoka.
And he’s out.
He’s giving a speech.
He got some new incumbents and some new
people who are joining the civil service.
And he decided to make
a speech to welcome
them, which is a very
nice thing for him to do.
He said, “Civil servants,
being an inducted
into their pre-factual government are
smart, unlike those who sell vegetables.
” Now, the speech
actually had more.
He’s like, unlike people
who do like manual
labor, take care of
animals or sell vegetables.
But the vegetable ones was the first one
he said, and I think that’s why it stopped.
My first thought was, I bet this guy could
not grow a vegetable to save his life.
I bet if you gave him
all the equipment and all
the stuff to do, he could
not grow a vegetable.
I don’t like the insulting of other
jobs because they seem beneath you.
I do, of course, do it.
I have my biases, but I
look at mechanics and
I think there is someone
with a set of skills
that I have never and
probably will never have.
I have my set of skills.
They have their set of skills.
I think there is a
certain amount of respect
I have for people having skills,
even if it is like a manual labor job.
I couldn’t build a house.
I couldn’t wire a building for electricity
and not set the whole thing on fire.
So I personally appreciate they
have a set of abilities that I don’t have.
I think tradesmen generally
actually are very smart.
I do subscribe to the idea that
there are different kinds of intelligence.
There’s like the book smart.
There’s sort of social intelligence.
There’s a natural intelligence.
There’s like the con man intelligence,
the ability to like to lie and manipulate.
So there is going to be
like essentially a labor
intelligence, like working
with your hands, making things.
You’re just naturally good at that.
There’s athletic intelligence.
People are just naturally understand
athletics, be it physical or mental game.
And there are people who are not book smart,
who are way smarter than other things.
There’s people who
are just naturally logical
and they should not
be disrespected because
they have a different education
from other people and stuff.
But that’s what this guy’s doing.
So yeah, when I read
that sentence, my first
thought was this guy
couldn’t grow vegetables
or raise a cow or do
manual labor to save his life.
So when the zombie
apocalypse comes, the
governor of Shizwoka
is useless and would die.
The interesting thing to me
was later on, in the same speech,
he said, you know, it’s
important to watch your language.
So this is more of a
do as I say, not as I do.
I’m going to make statements,
just whatever I think in the moment.
This is again my problem
with like the old man, Japanese.
I can say whatever I want and it should
be fine, but you have to be careful idea.
So he’s telling these
people who are joining
the civil service, you have
to be careful what you say.
You have to be honest.
You have to be truthful.
You have to be careful
and care about other people,
except for, you know, those fucking vegetable
sellers who are just dumb as bricks.
This is not his first time
letting the bad thoughts out or
the, the immediate thoughts
without censorship or anything.
He made a couple of gaps in the past.
And so because of this, he’s now had
to step down his governor of Shizwoka.
And again, as a politician, the vegetable
grower vote, I bet that’s actually a pretty
big vote because farmers in
Japan are a pretty, pretty big thing.
The cow vote, I know cows don’t vote, but
the cow grower vote, the ranchers vote, the
laborers vote, those
are all valuable votes.
So as a politician, you might
actually want to pander a little bit.
I don’t know.
This is it.
These guys get to this
level of disassociation
where they think
people are going to vote
for me, even if I don’t or even if I make
it very clear, I disdain their existence.
I know he didn’t go
that far, but he was like
one step away from you guys are
smart because you’re doing the thing I did.
People who didn’t
do what I did, they’re
idiots, but then you don’t want
everyone working the civil service.
That’s nothing gets done then.
Third thought I had.
So you can see this is great.
This is how my sort of intelligence level,
imagine if an American politician was held
to this standard in
this day and age, like if
Trump, because he
insulted a person, had to
end up stepping down, how
different American politics would be.
And I don’t think Japanese
politics are particularly good.
They got to has its
own issues, but it is
way better than what’s
happening in America.
I haven’t been involved in Canadian politics
in a long time, but it’s similar stuff.
They’re going for
more grandiose, more
bombastic, more
in-your-face stuff, Japan’s still
holding on to like if
you don’t show the
fundamental level of
respect, you don’t deserve
to be in your position and they
will kick you out, which I quite like.
Since we’re talking
about politicians, we
had from a couple
episodes ago, our man, the
mayor of Guinan, who had 99 sexual
assault cases brought up against him.
All in one go, that’s
got to be a tough day.
He had to resign.
And he actually, at
first, was like, I don’t
resign, then he kind of started saying
like, I resign and then he apologized.
But in his apology set, I don’t
really get what I’m apologizing for.
He actually said, like, you know, it
was a different time when I grew up.
It’s like, yeah, but
now it’s not that time.
So maybe you have
to adjust, which again,
this older man mentality, this
dude was 74, is not going to change.
And that’s why these guys
should not be in politics anymore.
The karma, the irony,
I don’t know what
would you want to use, the
beauty, the shadon Freud.
He’s been replaced by a woman.
I’m so happy about that.
The new mayor of
Guinan is a woman and she
is the first female mayor
of that city in all of history.
I think this might be the bit that
would really like stick it in this crawl.
More people came out for this election
than in a couple of decades at least.
I didn’t get, it didn’t
get too far back into,
but clearly over the last few years, this
was more people came out to vote and they
basically came out to
vote to say, fuck that
guy, specifically, and we’re going to vote
for a woman because this guy’s so gross.
And I’m actually really
proud of the people
of Guinan holding
people to standards again.
I’m actually finding,
again, there’s aspects
of Japan that deserve
criticism, their aspects
of every country
that deserve criticism.
This is holding people to account, seems to
be something that still happens in Japan to
a degree more so than
in a lot of other countries.
So I’m very interested
in this because Nissan,
the car company, massive company, they
had signed contracts with subcontractors.
And then after the
contract went through
and they’d like done all the work
and stuff, they reduced the payments.
Now this is actually
illegal, what the
government, there was a watchdog
organization that warned them.
And then there’s like
the Japanese equivalent
of the FTC, they decided since
you committed essentially a crime.
Now there’s no single
person can get arrested
for a crime by a company that’s actually
one of the big problems with companies.
Companies commit crimes
and then no individual
gets punished, which
means no one gets punished.
So the government in Japan is decided
we’re going to punish the company.
They took away the
tax breaks they had in
place because they’d given
them tax breaks to raise salaries.
They’re like, you have to maintain those
salaries, but you’re losing the tax breaks.
So they actually have to pay the same
salaries, but they’re losing that extra money.
They were getting from the
government to boost those.
And once you’ve been taken off this list,
you can’t be relisted for at least a year.
So for at least a year, they’re going to be
paying employees and subsidiary companies
and all these things
more money out of their
own pockets and not getting
nothing from the government.
So they’re not getting
like bailout or help
anymore because they decided
to try to cheat the system.
And I think that is
awesome and more company
should be held
accountable the same way.
All right, it’s our last story, which means
it’s creepy, creepy 50 year old man time.
It’s my people.
And I know that’s what a
lot of people come here for.
It’s the very last story with
the creepy, creepy old man.
Sometimes something doesn’t happen.
Well, let’s just say it’s
three o’clock in the morning.
You’re a police officer
and you’re driving around
a little patrol car, you
know, it’s quite a night.
That’s what’s going on.
You see a man ride by in a bicycle.
This man has decided to
emulate Winnie the Pooh.
So he’s got a shirt and no
pants on when I mean no pants.
I mean, nothing’s covering the down bottom.
So this guy’s Winnie, Winnie
the Poohing, his bicycle.
So you’re like, well, that is in
Japan at least in decent exposure.
So we’re going to arrest him.
So you arrest him.
And we’re going to search a person now.
They don’t have to search his pockets.
I assume because he only has a
shirt on, but it does have a smartphone.
They did not say where the
smartphone was being kept.
I really was interested in that.
It might be one of those ones that hooks to
your bicycle because he wasn’t a bicycle.
On his smartphone, they found a picture
of his butt on a faucet from a park.
So it seems like he was
essentially bedying himself.
I didn’t see the picture.
They didn’t release it.
I wouldn’t have wanted to.
I do like to have the, I
would have looked at it.
I wouldn’t have looked
at it because I wanted to.
I would have looked
at it for the story so
that I could have given you
an account of what happened.
So you don’t have to look at it.
It sounds like he was bedying
himself with a public faucet.
Now, public faucets in
Japan have drinkable water.
So people stick, like
kids mostly stick their
face under it and turn it on and
they’ll drink it in the summertime.
So sticking your butt
on that is rude, at least.
I mean, it’s a health hazard.
There’s a whole bunch of other things.
When he was arrested, he said, I
did it because I was sexually aroused.
I used binoculars to make sure
no one was around beforehand.
Again, I’m seeing a certain amount of irony
in that statement because he’s like, I went
to the faucet and I wanted to stick
my butt on it because that turned me on.
So I got binoculars out
and I checked that no one
was around me in the park
because he’s very careful.
And then when no one’s
around, he did it and
they took a picture of it,
and he introduced a pen.
Again, we give tons of
free advice to criminals.
And one of the first ones
is it don’t take pictures of it.
Don’t take pictures of
you committing a crime.
Do not.
I mean, don’t commit the crimes.
That’s step one, but if
you’re going to commit
a crime, don’t
photograph it as evidence
for the police to use later because the
police only had them on a decent exposure.
They didn’t have
them on like butt crack
faucet time, which I don’t
know what crime that is yet.
I would actually go
with public health hazard.
That’s where I would start looking.
I’m sure there’s
indecency in all these other
things, but now he’s just getting
like a double indecency charge.
I would want to have
like multiple charges and
multiple venues so
that to ensure that this
is taken more seriously,
unless butt crack
faucet time is a crime
in Japan, which I don’t
know if that’s on the books, but I
mean, at this point, let’s put it on there.
Just to be safe, like add that
law to the books, I support this.
I’m on board.
So the guys demonstrating
when he butt crack faucet
time, he was really careful
that no one would see him.
And then he decided to win.
He is poo the way home.
Winnie his poo.
He decided to win.
Winnie his poo sounds like
the butt crack faucet time.
And he thought poo
is when you go with a
shirt and no pants on
when you try to go home.
So after he we need his poo,
he decided to win the poo home.
If he was that careful
with the binoculars and
stuff, he think he
would have been sensible
enough to put his
pants back on because if
he’d put his pants back on, he wouldn’t
have been caught by the police for indecent
exposure, which would
have led to them finding
the picture of him
committing the initial crime.
I think some people have
said that king shaming
is bad and I think in
many cases that might
be true, but sometimes it
might actually be necessary.
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