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The ol 359
(upbeat music)
I’m gonna be honest, this is
the second start of this podcast
and it’s the second start,
because it’s a long weekend in
Japan, and it’s hot, and I
don’t go outside when it’s hot,
because it’s too bright, and
I’m too white, and I get sunburns,
so I stay inside and I stay inside
and I’m bored, and I drink at lunch,
so I’m gonna try to get
everything nice and balanced out.
I’ve already done a couple of starts
of the podcast, and they’ve all failed,
because when I’ve had a
couple cocktails, I talk too fast,
and then my brain is
moving faster than my mouth.
I think this might be a pretty common
issue, so it’s something to be aware of.
Should something similar happen to you?
The goal here is for me to just slow down.
It’s almost gonna be a
little more as Murray today,
because what I really, really
want more than anything else
is for you to have a beautiful week,
with the sound of my voice in your ear,
as I give you some news from
Japan that may be inspiring
or disappointing or who
knows, news is all over the place.
They had elections very recently, and
these elections, a group called Sensato,
has taken a couple of seats, and this was
a group that I think it was 2020 or 2021.
They came to organize as a group, and
since then have actually started taking on
a very right wing kind of stance,
a very conservative stance,
their motto, their slogan, is
Japan first, which I find very funny,
because instead of coming
up with their own slogan,
what they’ve done is taken
the Maga slogan of America first,
and said, “Let’s just
do the same thing only.
” It’s Japan first.
We’re showing everyone our politics, which
is good, ’cause you actually want to know
what kind of fascists you’re dealing
with when you deal with politics,
but at the same time, if
you’re going to put Japan first,
you should probably say in Japanese,
so it’s not Japan first, it’s Nihon fossil.
So that’s really stupid, because
you should say it all in Japanese.
So what they’ve done is try
to push politics to the right,
and actually because they got
a lot of attention online there,
actually started to get a
lot of votes, and this is called
some concern that Japan
might be moving more right-wing,
more to the right side
of the political spectrum,
and something that I read is that
as the Japanese yen gets weaker,
it politics gets more conservative,
which sort of makes sense,
because you know you’re
worried about your income, you’re
worried about the GDP, you’re
worried about your country.
So you’re going to turn to more conservative
politics, but then at the same time,
those conservative isolationist
politics actually tend to
isolate your country, which
actually pushes the GDP down.
It actually tends to make
your economy weaker,
and then you get
into this vicious cycle
if it gets weaker, more
right-wing, weaker, more right-wing.
The current leadership in Japan
wants to bring in foreign people
to fill roles that need
to be fooled, and they’re
talking like nurses,
healthcare, these kind of things.
These are very important
to the current leadership,
because we don’t have enough
Japanese people to fill all these roles.
So let’s fill them up with
people from other countries.
We’re not necessarily going
to make them Japanese,
we’re not going to integrate them properly,
but we need people to do the work,
so let’s have some people
come in and do the work.
Well, this party is like
Japan first, baby, no way.
So we don’t want foreigners coming in.
And the thing is, one
of the things they did
was spread some lies to try
to get their message apart.
So they wanted to end
welfare support for foreigners,
but the problem is if you’re a foreigner
in Japan, you can’t collect welfare.
The only way a non-Japanese
citizen could collect
welfare in Japan is if they
were a permanent resident.
So I have come to Japan.
I’ve lived here for 25 years.
I have a family, and I
became a permanent resident.
What does that mean?
That means I don’t have to renew my visa.
I can stay in Japan because they
don’t want me to leave my family.
They want me to stay here and work
and support my family and pay into taxes.
And so since I’m paying into the taxes,
should something befall me or my family,
and we need welfare, I
should get those services.
It’s one of those very
simple, logical things
where if I pay into it, I should
get paid out when I need it.
There is an alternative
where you have foreigners
coming to work in Japan,
and they don’t have to pay
into the social systems because then they
don’t get access to the social systems.
I actually would be okay with that.
I think it’s a bad idea.
But I would actually be okay with that
if you’re going to like, don’t collect the
money, and then you don’t get any money.
But then I would have more
money in my bank to take
care of myself and my family
should the situation arise.
They wanted to enact a ban on employment
in public service for foreigners.
So foreign people cannot
get a job as a civil servant.
And what does this mean?
It means you would not have foreign people
dealing with foreign issues in a city hall.
So let’s say you’re in a big city.
There’s a big foreign population.
Let’s just say Brazilians for some reason
because there’s actually
a factory near my place.
It employs a lot of Brazilians.
You might want a Brazilian speaking person,
someone who speaks Portuguese in
that city hall to deal with those people.
But this is actually interesting.
I had a student actually come to me
with the actual epitome of casual racism.
And I think he was
trying to push my buttons,
but it didn’t work
because it never worked.
He never can push my buttons
because I always know what you’re doing.
So when you know what
you’re doing, I’m going to deny
you the satisfaction of
getting the button pushed.
And he said, yeah, have
you heard this story?
There is a foreign civil servant been hired
for this city hall in some city actually.
Forget what city it was.
I was like, that’s fine.
What’s the problem?
He goes, well, Japanese
people don’t like to be
disturbed when they are
going about their duties,
the things they have
to deal with in city hall.
And I was like, well, how is this
foreign person going to disturb them?
So I just asked the questions.
Something I’ve actually
realized now getting older
is there’s no point in arguing with
people when someone has a belief.
Ask them questions until
their logic falls apart is a far
more effective strategy because
you’re not being combative.
You’re not being argumentative.
You’re not getting into the fight.
You just ask them questions.
Ask them to explain their position.
Ask them to explain their reasoning.
And from that, their own inadequacies
and their argument will come to light.
And you don’t have to actually point
them out anymore, which is very satisfying.
So this guy, he’s an old time Japanese guy.
And he was saying, yeah, Japanese
people don’t like to be disturbed.
And I was like, well, how does
a foreign worker disturb them?
Because I know the reality.
I know the answer.
The answer is he’s not Japanese.
And therefore they’re uncomfortable.
They therefore say, but
he hasn’t started the job yet.
So maybe he’s really good at it.
Maybe he’s really bad at it.
I don’t know.
So if he was really bad at his
job and couldn’t serve Japanese
people at City Hall, I would
actually be OK with him being fired
because he’s not a
good fit for the position.
But if he comes in and does a
really good job, how could that be
disturbing to people unless
they were just straight up racist?
Now he doesn’t want to say
Japanese people are racist.
He doesn’t want to say
this kind of thing out loud.
So you have to let that hang in the air.
So I just let it go for a while.
And then I just let him off
the hook and sit and moved on.
But this is the kind of casual
racism that’s really common in Japan.
And it’s not that they’re overtly foreign
people are bad or foreign people, but it’s
when a foreign person
gets any position of
authority, that is an
incredibly negative thing.
I had a conversation with
a class way, way, way back.
And we talked about how I would
be a really good police officer.
I followed the rules.
I’m physically fit.
I am a very serious person.
But I also know how to de-escalate.
Those were kind of the
attributes we described to me.
So I said, yeah, I’d be a
really good police officer.
And they were like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You’d be a really good police officer.
And then I said, in Japan,
and they all just stopped dead
and just the heaviness of that silence
in the room was really impressive.
And it was because, like
I imagine a foreign person
doing a traffic stop and getting
out of a car and walking up
to a Japanese person in
a car and actually giving
them like a ticket or having
a conversation with them.
And they would not take it seriously.
They would think this
was like a prank show.
Because that is how inconceivable it is
to the average Japanese
person, that a foreign person
and non-Japanese person would
have authority over them in Japan.
So these city hall positions
is something similar to that.
And I actually bet this Senseido reaction,
saying we want to ban
unemployment and public services,
is a direct reaction to
that guy getting hired.
They wanted to have
stricter cultural conformity.
I have no idea what that means.
Are you going to make a rule that
you have to act like a Japanese person?
Are you going to make rules
about how people need to behave?
Because we already have public
rules about noise and stuff like that.
So if you disturb people in public,
they’re all already rules in place.
So are you going to go further that
you have to act like a Japanese person?
Are they going to provide etiquette
classes, these kind of things?
I don’t know.
I think, again, they’re just saying stuff
to see what sticks to try to
stoke anti-foreign sentiment.
They claim that globalization is
the reason for Japan’s poverty.
Now, globalization is not the
reason for Japan’s poverty.
In my personal as a foreigner opinion,
it’s that the fact that
Japan has stopped innovating.
Japan has stopped actually manufacturing.
Japan has actually
stopped taking the forefront
in a lot of things
where they used to.
And so that has damaged the economy.
And I think Japan not working
with other Asian countries
like Korea and China has
actually been a big detriment
because of these like long historical
conflicts that they can’t get past.
The other countries
can’t get past them either.
This is not like a
singularly Japanese issue,
but I’ve always felt like Japan and Korea,
if they could get past the differences,
would be the economic
superpower in the world.
They claim that crime
involving foreigners is
a huge issue, but the
fact that until 2022,
there’s been a consistent
decade long drop in crime overall.
And of course, foreigners
only making up two to 3%
of the population, they’re only
making up two to 3% of the crime.
That becomes a whole issue in itself
because that’s just factually inaccurate.
But they had one of
the San Sato people say,
many of my colleagues were murdered
by the Japanese Communist Party.
This actually ended up in a lawsuit.
The Japanese Communist Party
has sued San Sato for this statement.
But they are claiming
it’s factual because
back in 1950, so this
is what they’re doing.
They’re saying something factual
and trying to make it sound
like it’s a current event.
In 1950, there were two incidences of
violence and one police officer was shot dead.
Now, the person making this comment,
the San Sato member was a police officer
and he says he still lives
in fear, which if you’re
still living in fear because
of an event back in 1950,
because I actually don’t
actually know how old he was.
So I don’t know how old he’s in now.
So back in 1950, I’m
assuming he wasn’t that old.
That is something you need to get over.
San Sato is also, of
course, an anti-vax party.
So during COVID, they were
saying the vaccine was bad for you.
You shouldn’t take the vaccine
just by the fact that I’ve had four.
And the only problems I
have is when I drink too much
and I can’t speak properly
when I try to make a podcast.
So the big surprise has
been that San Sato actually
took three or four seats
after the most recent election.
They do are involved in lawsuits.
They have actually had
hate crime accusations
because of some of the things
they’ve said in their political campaign.
But it seems like young
people are actually resonating.
They’re sort of negativity
about the world is coming back
and they’re feeding into
this right wing politics.
And it’s mostly young men
are voting for them, but that is
enough of a block that they
actually have had some success.
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In connection to the San Sato
comments, there is a false post on X,
claiming that one third of households on
welfare actually go to foreign households.
All of the welfare benefits, 33%
of that actually goes to foreigners.
And they’re saying like,
why are we paying taxes
to support foreign people
who come to Japan?
And live off our taxes, that
seems really unfair and awful.
If that were the truth,
I would agree with it.
But again, if you start thinking, the foreign
population in Japan is only around 2%,
maybe 3%, that seems
almost statistically impossible
for them to be taking 33% of the
welfare benefits that are available.
So it seems like actually someone
moved to decimal more than anything else.
There are 1.65 million households on welfare
or take some sort of welfare benefit.
560,000 of those are foreign, which
would equate to 33% where the reality is.
It’s 47,317 households
that take welfare
benefits who are actually
led by a household.
Foreign household, they have
like, the way they measure
households in Japan is the head
of the household gets declared.
And that might be, so in my case,
let’s say I was declared
as the head of the
household, this would
now be a foreign household,
even despite the fact that my wife is
Japanese, my two kids are Japanese.
So 47,317 households
led by a foreign person
are getting some sort
of welfare benefits.
That is 2.9%.
So it seems like what they
did is they just took a decimal
point, shifted it to make a
more dramatic statement.
Nippon.com, which is the
website that actually published
a chart about sort of welfare
benefits being distributed.
That article has been taken out
of context and been misconstrued
and now is being used to
disseminate misinformation.
So they’ve actually taken that
article down based on the result
of this being claimed on
X and being spread around,
probably primarily because
of the San Sato people.
(upbeat music)
Since we’re talking politics, let’s
keep it in politics for a little while.
Ishiba, the current prime minister.
He has decided to promote
a group to coordinate
with the government to focus on crime
by foreigners, which seems really weird.
Because again, I’ve
done international Japan
now, I don’t know, it’s
been like eight years.
I’ve read a lot of news.
And I don’t tend to mention
if the Japanese in foreign,
but I can tell you that the
majority of the crimes in Japan,
that at least the news
documents are by Japanese people.
When it is done by a foreign person, they
always make special case to mention it.
They never actually say like, here is
a crime done by a Japanese person.
It’s always here is a crime done by
a foreign person and that’s a big deal.
He said, “We will promote
various policies comprehensively
to realize an orderly
symbiotic society with
foreigners centered
on the control tower.
” Which is one of the more dystopian
statements I’ve heard in a long time.
A lot of the recent election
stuff has felt very dystopian.
A lot of the Japanese party
have very dystopian names.
A lot of the Japanese politics.
It seems to be taking on this
very dystopian sounding pro,
but actually being awful tone more than
anything else, which I’m finding very weird.
It’s putting me in a very
negative mind space, I guess,
because I’m really not sure of the future
of Japan if this sort of politics picks up.
Because the current political,
what this is actually saying,
so the reason I’m doing
this story is that Senseido
has pushed in, they’ve
actually gotten a couple seats
in government and now you can see the
government, the current policies, they’re like,
let’s push farther that
way, even if that’s not
really our foundation so
that we can get those votes.
Because that’s what this is all about.
More than anything
else, is getting attention,
getting votes, and if
hating on foreigners
actually gets you the votes,
that’s what politicians are gonna do.
(upbeat music)
It’s our last politics story.
I’m sure that’s enough for most
people, if I’m being really honest.
‘Cause she bought, who
used to be the prime minister.
He was the prime minister
for about three years.
He has decided to take a
very hard stance on something,
and say, “Ironic for someone
who used to be the PM
“to take a hard
stance on something.
” And it’s because when he
was PM, he could have done it.
This is a very, to me, a very Trump thing.
People talk about what Trump’s doing now,
but he actually never did half the
stuff he said he was gonna do in the past.
So people should be
holding him to a standard like,
while you were president, you could have
done A, B, and C, like the healthcare thing.
They completely have forgotten that.
For his whole first campaign was like,
we’re gonna get rid of
healthcare and replace healthcare.
He’s in his second term, and
he still hasn’t done anything on it.
They’ve actually seem
to have forgotten about
it completely and
moved on to immigrants.
This is not so different.
So while he was Prime Minister, he
could have actually had an impact on this,
but he’s decided to
take on the credit card
censorship for adult
and problematic content.
So you have like the
Japanese version of OnlyFans,
the Japanese version of the
video games with sexy content.
One of the problems you
run into, if you run a platform
that runs these kind of
things, is that MasterCard,
Visa, all these large
credit card companies,
they’re like, “We don’t wanna
have our brand connected
“to your brand, so we don’t wanna
have “our credit cards done for OnlyFans.
“We don’t have our
credit card done for Fenty,
“or Abima, or any of these other websites,
“where you can get some sexy content.
” They’re saying this is
sort of a financial version
of censorship, because
most people have a Visa
or a MasterCard or something like that, and
not being able to use it on these sites,
actually diminishes
the ability of these sites
to make money, which means those sites are
like, “Well, let’s push aside that content
“to keep the credit
card companies happening
“so that we can keep this system in
place “so that we can make more money.
” Toshiba claims that this is urgently
needed online, which is, again, very weird,
because you could have actually tried
to take it online while it was in power.
This is interesting
because this is a stance
you have to take about freedom
and pornography and stuff,
and the stuff that, so
freedom has all the good stuff.
You can do happy things,
you can do friendly things,
but then freedom also includes
all the dark and gross stuff,
like if you wanna look at
dirty things on the internet,
you should be allowed to look
at dirty things on the internet.
And so me, as a politician,
standing up and saying that
to people becomes very
difficult because that’s a very
easily affected political platform, because
people say, “Oh, you’re a gross pervert.
“You’re, you love porn
and things like that.
” And when you’re actually
advocating for his freedom,
but then it gets turned into
your advocating for pornography,
so you know you’re just
a dirty weird pornography,
and then people don’t wanna
vote for you, because they
don’t wanna be associated
with the dirty pornography.
I think this is why he’s doing it
now, because now he’s in power,
he can actually say that the
people in power should do it.
He’s saying that he has an
idea of how to solve this problem,
but he won’t actually have to solve it,
because all he has to do is propose it.
They’ll say no, and
he’ll go, “Look, I tried.
“I stood up for my people,
the weird pornography people,
“and the powers
that be, all said no.
” (upbeat music)
So I’ve learned about a
new kind of harassment.
We’ve learned about so,
so many kinds of harassment
on Ninja Ninja Japan doing this
over the years and years and years.
Just the volume of different
kinds of harassment are incredible.
This is gray zone harassment,
and gray zone harassment is
when it’s not harassment per se,
but it’s things that primarily older
people do to make you uncomfortable.
And so this is something
that I’m actually worried now
that I might be doing
this and not even realize it.
So they did a survey, and
some of the things that came up
in the gray zone of harassment
was talking about the good old days.
And so for old people in Japan,
the ’80s were the good old days.
That was the bubble.
That’s when everyone had tons of money.
It’s when Japan was a
powerhouse of the economy.
It’s when they were the
best country in the world.
This is something that old people sort of
focus on, like when Japan used to be good.
This is, again, sort of very mega
idea of like, make America great again.
This would be make Japan great
again, make it like the ’80s again.
But the question they never bring
up is what were we doing in the ’80s?
It was so different from
what we’re doing now.
And does what we did
in the ’80s actually work
now, because I bet the
answer is actually no.
So talking about the
good old days is a problem.
Size, tongue clicking, ignoring greetings,
and forced participation
in drinking parties.
So size, so like I’m talking,
and then the older person goes,
that’s probably a bit too
much, but a tongue clicking thing.
Get a little bit of that in there.
And then you say hello to
this person who you’re supposed
to be working with, and they
just ignore you completely.
First participation
in drinking has been a
common issue for at
least the last five years.
COVID actually brought to the forefront,
because a lot of people were
saying, because of COVID,
I don’t have to go out drinking,
and I’m a lot happier because of it.
And so since post COVID,
people are far, far less likely
to go out drinking with
their co-workers, ’cause they
can make excuses, and
it’s now no longer the norm.
Whereas these old people want to bring back
the old norms, and that’s one
of the problems we run into.
Comments based on past customs.
Now this is a little unclear,
but again, we used to
do it this way, so you
should do it that way now.
This is a very Japanese
sentiment in my opinion,
is this way is old, so
you’re like fax machines.
I like getting it faxed
so I can stamp the piece
of paper, so I can fax
it back to my co-worker,
doing it all digitally, I
don’t like that anymore.
That kind of comment
really frustrates young people
who have to be working
with these old people.
Personal values and prejudices,
coercion to answer private questions.
Yeah, I mean, how many
stories on an engineer’s Japan
have we done, where
it’s an old Japanese dude,
saying something really gross or sexist,
misogynistic, or racist, because he’s old,
because he grew up in a
time when that was acceptable,
and he hasn’t, his brain hasn’t updated
to realize that’s not acceptable anymore.
The coercion for answer
private questions is like,
well, I want to know
about your private life
because my life is so boring and
empty now, and you don’t want to tell me,
and I think that’s offensive, so now
we have this sort of point of conflict.
This has led people to
consider quitting their jobs,
and it turns out that drinking with
colleagues is the worst offender.
So the thing that drives young
employees away from companies
the most is being forced to go
out and drink with their coworkers.
If you want to do it
voluntarily, that’s fine.
If you want to make a create
a happy atmosphere, that’s fine.
But forcing people to do it, I
think just as soon as you say,
we’re forcing people
to go out and do stuff.
You’re already like losing a lot of people.
That’s always going to create a
certain amount of what happiness.
They also did a survey
of the people who had
caused the gray harassment,
and they all believed
that their questions,
their personal probing,
their attitudes were all
well-intentioned, and they couldn’t
really see the problem, which is
again, the problem with being old.
(upbeat music)
The Japanese government
wants people to use generative AI.
I don’t know why.
I’ve actually been on like a
really negative thing with AI.
I think it’s because
when AI was introduced
as a concept, so let’s
go back like six years.
It wasn’t still like a thing you could
just do yet, so it was still conceptual.
And they said AI is going
to fix climate change.
AI is going to fix food disparity.
So we’re gonna redistribute food
so that everyone has enough food.
AI is going to create medicines.
They’re designed specifically
for you and your ailments.
So I’ll be able to get
medicine that deals with me,
personally in my
physiology and all that stuff.
And I haven’t seen any of that.
Since AI has been introduced,
what they’ve done has been like,
hey, let’s try to get
put writers out of work.
Movie studios want to
like take writers’ work,
put them into a big
engine and then produce
movie scripts without
actually paying anyone.
They get it in perpetuity.
I read a thing during the strike, during
the actor’s strike, I think, last year.
One of the content points
was, if you’re a background
actor, so you’re just
like an extra in a movie,
they want to have licensing
of your face and perpetuity,
which means if you get famous,
but then move to a different company,
let’s say I am in the
background of a Netflix movie.
And then I move over
and I start to get bigger
roles and I become a
leading man at Universal.
Netflix still owns my face so that
they can create AI versions of me
and make movies with that with
my face, my personality, my voice,
which has now become really popular over
at Universal Films because they own my face
in perpetuity, which means forever, which
means they can make movies based on me
and my IP forever and I
don’t get any money for it.
And I can see that as being a big problem.
And then it’s all the art
stuff, like all the jibbly art,
like the fact that jibbly taking a picture
that I have taken and making it jibbly art
and that’s increasing
climate change is to me
about his disgusting
’cause jibbly is one of those
like pro-nature balance
kind of stories all the time.
And it’s always about trying to do
the best and AI is just doing the worst
’cause they’re really
just let’s not do all the
science stuff, let’s just
take art away from humanity.
I mean, I was playing with AI to
try to get this podcast in Japanese
and it did my voice, I
didn’t actually ask it to and it
cloned my voice and started
having me speak in Japanese.
And it was like, well, the next step would
be the AI making the podcast altogether,
like taking all the 300 episodes from
previously, taking what commentary I make,
creating a new version of
that, grabbing some news
stories and just making
it and then what do I do?
Because I might still be making the
news Japan but it’s gonna have better SEO,
it’s gonna have better promotion,
it’s gonna have better everything,
if all that stuff is
automated and I don’t do it.
Now, someone else who’s used
AI is getting money off this podcast
that I can’t make money off of
’cause I’m not good enough at it.
It turns out that 26.7% of people in Japan
have touched AI, doesn’t
mean they use it regularly,
it means they’ve tried it once
or twice, decided they don’t,
like I don’t use it on a regular basis,
I might try it every now and then
to see what kind of results it gives,
but AI is not a part of my life yet.
I have used voice to
text, which is a kind of
AI, but I actually
think it’s not really AI
because it’s not doing
any thinking or processing,
it’s just like, “Let’s take these
sounds “and turn them into text
“so that I may not
have a text document.
” So if you go to the
website, anengineersJapan.
com, you can actually
see this episode
and then see the script
that goes along with it.
I honestly don’t barely
even check it, so I don’t know
how accurate it is, but it
was just one of those things.
I thought, “Oh, it’d be good
to have that on the internet.
“Should someone
actually wanna see it?
” So only 26% of people in Japan
have actually even touched AI.
It’s 81.2% in China, 68.
8% in the US, and
59.2% in Germany.
So they’re saying they
want Japanese people,
the government is saying they
want Japanese people to use AI more,
but they’re not saying in what
way or how that’s gonna actually
be valuable to you or how
it’s actually gonna benefit you.
And then again, we still have all this old
compliment of people who are in companies,
the people we just talked
about with the Grey Harassment,
who are still trying to use fax machines,
still trying to do things the old way,
still trying to do things
like they were in the 1980s
’cause that’s the time they
reminisce about the most.
How are we supposed to
get those people to use AI
except to replace them,
which actually might be better?
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You come here for the crime.
And the rest of the stories are crime.
We’re out of politics now.
A Tokyo trading card shop was robbed.
A man came in and he
threatened the owner with a knife.
He took 123 items.
Now, it being Pokemon cards,
that’s gonna be a lot of cards.
He took some cash, he took
some cards, but he took 123 items.
In total, it equaled $94,000.
So the cash from the register and the cards,
and one of the stories I did previously
was the problem of me, let’s say,
going in and robbing a Pokemon store.
I wouldn’t know which
cards were the most valuable.
So I’d be like, oh, the Pikachu
is, I’ll take all the Pikachu’s.
I’m sure Pikachu’s are quite common
because it’s a popular character.
So everyone gets a Pikachu in every pack.
So it’s actually one of
the least valuable cards.
So you need to know what you’re doing.
Well, he ended up with a $94,000 haul.
Turns out the suspect was staff
at a nearby training card store.
So on the same road, in the same neighborhood,
there were two training card stores.
One went from their store to
the other store and robbed them.
They would actually have the
expertise to know which cards to steal.
So I have a little bit of respect for that.
But you don’t rob in your own neighborhood.
You don’t rob in your own neighborhood
because it’s going to
be pretty easy for people
to recognize you or catch
you or to figure it out.
If all the cards that I had stolen from my
store show up in your store down the road,
that’s gonna come to
light, and you’re gonna get
arrested, which is exactly
what happened here.
Which, it actually turns
out there’s three people.
They think the manager of the
store, probably ’cause he was fencing it
in one of the employees who actually went
and did the robbery in one other person,
which they didn’t say
how they were involved.
But I’m sure it was something similar.
I actually bet that would be
going out and scoping out the store.
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The 55-year-old man was arrested
for putting stones on railway tracks.
And this is one of those things I was like,
I think I would have
done that when I was a kid.
Like I would have put
some pebbles and stuff on
and see if they get crushed
or smashed or like shoot off.
Probably I’d be dumb
enough to stand near it
and get shot in the head by a rock that’s
been shot off by a train running over it.
It was big enough that
the train actually stopped.
So he was arrested for
endangering train traffic
and obstruction of business,
obstruction of business is back, baby.
The train hit the stone and had
you to make an emergency stop.
No one was hurt on the train, ’cause emergency
stops means they hit the brakes hard.
And so people can fall over and stuff.
But it damages the train’s front guard.
Which means the prices at least at
minimum is going to have to pay for that.
So if you’re in Japan, I
mean, I cross train tracks at
least twice on the way to
the train station from my house
so that it can actually catch
the train so that I can go to work.
You know, train tracks are plentiful.
Don’t do this.
‘Cause not only are you
gonna get in trouble, you’re also
probably gonna get caught ’cause
they all have cameras around.
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Another man doing another weird thing.
A man strung a rope across a road.
Basically there’s a light pole and a fence
and he wants to like put his string across.
Now, in movies, this is used to
decapitate people on motorcycles.
It’s, I’ve actually seen it
a couple of time in movies.
They put up a fishing wire or a
garot wire or something like that.
And then a guy in a motorcycle
rides by and it cuts his head off.
This case, he used a
rope, it was a bit thicker,
but it was still thin enough
to actually hurt someone,
like actually cut their
skin or something like that.
So he started setting it up.
And then someone started coming
along so he just dropped it and left.
And then so it was lying across the road.
And then a few minutes
later after everyone was gone,
he came back and he picked it up
and he strung him, showing intent.
He wasn’t like doing some random thing
and then that random thing became
an accidental attempt in murder.
This was very purposeful because
he went back to finish the job.
He started setting it up,
someone left, someone came,
he left, he came back,
he set it up to finish.
It was clearly premeditated
and then a few minutes later,
a man on a bicycle
rides over it and he hits it.
It’s a six millimeter piece of nylon.
It didn’t actually cut him but it knocked
him off his bike and he was really hurt.
And then he gets up and he’s very
confused and he walks away, he said ouch.
But it caused him in the
actual physical damage,
he fell off his bicycle,
he got really hurt.
Now in Japan, setting up a
rope like this is attempted murder.
So he’s being arrested
for attempted murder.
The only statement he’s
made is I did not intend to kill.
But the question is,
what did you intend to do?
A six millimeter line across a road.
If someone was going fast enough,
what did you intend to have happen?
I would love that explanation.
Classic Ninja News Japan problem we’re
not actually going to get the explanation
because he’s going to go to court and
we’re never going to hear from him again.
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We’ve talked about rescues amount Fuji’s
the last like three or four episodes.
The Mount Fuji trails were not open.
And so maybe there’s a reason for that.
Maybe because it’s not a good
time to be climbing up Mount Fuji.
Maybe because they’re
closed because there’s no safety
cruise because there’s
no one there to help you.
Something goes wrong.
Well, people, primarily
Americans seem to ignore that.
On June 26, bot note,
so he’d actually gone up on
July 4th but he was stayed
up there until June 26.
He’d hiked up the mountain.
This American man had hiked up the mountain
and tended to camp near the 7th station.
Now, I can’t honestly tell you
if the 7th station is very high,
I’m assuming it is because
no one else was around.
On June 26, he hiked up the mountain
and tended to camp near the top.
He intended to camp near the 7th station.
I can’t tell you if the
7th station is very high,
I’m assuming it is because
no one else was around.
On July 4th, other people
had to call emergency services
on his behalf because saying a foreign
man is calling out for help from his tent.
Somehow he’d managed
to bring up camping gear.
He’d managed to bring up sort of cold
weather clothes but he only had sandals.
Maybe the reason he
couldn’t get down is ’cause his
feet were too cold because
he had to like save his feet.
He was brought down from
the 7th to the 5th station
where police and emergency
services could take over.
He was suffering from
hypothermia because of the cold.
He had cold weather gear
but only had sandals with him.
He said he’s done this hike before.
So maybe that hike came
with the overconfidence,
which is why he felt like
he could do it this time.
The next day, July 5th,
another call at 8 p.m.
, a woman was saying I’m lost on Mount
Fuji, it’s dark and I’m very frightened.
She got lost while climbing down.
So what she actually did
is she went up one route,
sort of made a weird wrong turn on her
way down and then came down the wrong way.
But again, no one’s there to guide
you, no one’s there to help you.
The reason it’s locked or
closed or the trails are closed
is because they don’t want you
going up there because it’s not safe
and then people keep going
or because it’s not safe.
So if you learned anything, listen
to New Japan, don’t call Mount Fuji.
Like even when it’s
open, it’s not that worth it.
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The last weird story of the
day, there were crane games and
from those crane games,
you could actually get toy guns.
These were called the
real gimmick mini revolvers.
Now there’s actually a whole
bunch like not just revolvers,
but the real gimmick mini revolvers
had an interesting facet to them.
If you won them, you could get
one and modify it to shoot real bullets.
So basically everything was in place, you
could load it with bullets, real bullets,
and then just actually make
a small modification to the
triggering system and would
actually shoot real bullets.
So the gun itself was
plastic, which actually
means it could get
through a metal detector.
And then if you could get real bullets
once you were through the metal detector,
you could have a real functioning
gun with the real gimmick mini revolver.
These have been recalled.
The owners have asked
people to return them.
The police have actually said this is in
violation of the gun and sword act in Japan,
which means you have until
December 31st to turn them in.
Now you didn’t know they’re
going to go ahead and assume
you didn’t know that this could be
modified into a real gun when you won it.
So you can return it by December 31st.
You will not get in trouble, but if
you do not, if you hold onto this gun,
you are now committing a
crime by after December 31st.
So they’re giving you a lot of time.
This is like six months
to like turn your gun in.
If you don’t do it, you’re committing
it a crime and having that gun is illegal.
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Sexy AI ladies cause problems
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Okay, so last week I talked
about the Ghibli Art Style AI trend.
So OpenAI allows you
to say like I want to take
this picture and turn
it into Ghibli Style Art.
And then people are
using as profile pictures.
It kind of spread across Instagram.
All these people are like, oh
look, I made Ghibli Cartoon.
I’m so cute.
Now my point was, is
an art style copyrightable.
Because I don’t think it is.
The problem is to train
an AI on a style of art.
You would have to take the copyright in art
and feed that into the AI in order to
get the ability to reproduce the art style.
Okay, but that was a hard sentence.
So my feeling is, while they
can’t maybe sue for the art style,
they can say you clearly
have had to take copyright
and material, feed it into
your AI, and now you’re
producing this content
without our permission.
There might be something there.
People aren’t necessarily
taking my opinion too seriously
because I’m just a very tiny
podcaster in the world of the internet.
But there are other people,
artists who have some renowned
who are now taking to the
internet and saying like this is awful.
The director of one piece said that
they are in despair over this trend.
The fact that these clearly
copyright and materials
been fed into AI and that
AI is then taking that material
now is changing pictures
and that art style is going out.
And it’s being copied around the internet
and it’s really unfair because again,
you’re stealing art from
the artists who make them.
You’re stealing a style of art
that maybe someone took years
and years to develop and
learn and create themselves.
And you’re just throwing
it away in minutes.
So this led to this
actually being discussed
in the house of
brevity, but god damn it.
This led this to actually being
discussed in the house of representatives
because they were again having
the same qualms and queries
about that I do, like is
it copyright infringement
to steal a style of art when you’re
not actually stealing the art itself?
So if I make a copy of a character,
that’s copyright infringement.
If I do something that if I
draw a new original character
in the same style, is that
copyright infringement?
So this was part of their discussion.
If it is only a matter of the
style or ideas being similar,
then it would not be
considered copyright infringement.
He explained the law.
So that’s copyright law.
So if you’re not stealing
the actual thing, then it’s not
copyright infringement, even
if you do it in the same style.
However, if AI generated
content is determined
to be similar or reliant on
pre-existing copyrighted works,
then there is a possibility that it
could constitute copyright infringement.
So the use of styles and ideas is legal,
but an AI generated image were recognized
as being jibbly itself, then
it would be a violation of law.
So saying me as an artist,
I make a jibbly style image,
but I draw it myself,
as long as I’m not using
their actual characters
or properties, that’s fine.
But because AI doesn’t
have that process or thought,
they have to have taken
copyright and material
to learn from, then
there could be a violation
because they haven’t paid for that copyright
stuff to be used in the first place.
Dewey Sukarno is this lady on TV in Japan.
She’s like 70, something
years old, I hate her.
I hated her from the first time I saw her.
She just reeks of rich entitlement.
So she’s old, she’s rich.
She’s probably been rich her whole life.
She used to be really hot.
I guess she was on TV, she was famous.
She’s now famous for being old and rich.
And so of course she’s classy,
and I do that with air quotes.
She does all these like
really annoying things
that rich people do that are
really pretentious and awful.
And so everything about
her is the antithesis to me.
I hate everything that she embodies.
So I’ve always hated having her on TV.
My family used to watch
this show on Sunday nights.
She was a regular feature.
If she was on it, I would whip
out my phone or leave the room.
I found her that disgusting
to have in front of my face.
My family didn’t get it.
They’re like, guys, she’s just an old lady
and she’s kind of funny
because she’s out of touch.
And I’m like, no, she’s out of touch
because she thinks she’s
better than everyone else.
And I find that really gross.
Dewey Suckarno was in
a restaurant in Shibuya.
And she’s been accused.
Now accused is an interesting
thing because that’s the legal term for.
She did it, but we haven’t
actually prosecuted her yet.
She’s been accused of
throwing a champagne glass.
The boosiest crime you could commit is
throwing a champagne glass at someone,
injuring someone or
attempting to injure someone
or something they
probably couldn’t even afford.
They were at an employee of her agency.
So she’s sitting at a dinner.
There are six employees of
her agency working together.
They’re talking to her.
One of her employees obviously
says something that pisses her off.
Not her employee directly, but works
for the same agency that promotes her.
So she gets pissed off.
So she does what any
reasonable human being would do.
And she throws a glass, the only glass in
front of her, which is a champagne glass.
Of course, ’cause she’s a fucking
old bitch and I hate her guts.
The reason she got angry is
because they were talking about
a political party she
has recently formed now.
I was really surprised
to hear that this lady
had formed a political
party because I didn’t think
she had sort of any political
aspirations of any value.
And then I found out what the
stated goals of her political party were.
The one young peace party.
Now, if you don’t speak
Japanese, one young’s
already a big clue as to
what kind of party this is.
One is dog.
And Jan is sort of the sounds
that dogs and cats make.
So they go one, one, and Jan and stuff.
So it’s the one, Jan, peace party.
Focused on dogs and cats
protection policies exclusively.
So this woman who feels it’s
perfectly appropriate to pick
up a champagne glass and
throw it at another human being
is so devout to the protection
of animals, dogs and cats
that she’s actually forming
a political party to do it.
The level of fucking hypocrisy
in that moment is astronomical.
She has no regard for
the safety or wellbeing
of other people because
they’re not as rich as she is.
But you know this boozy bitch has a bunch
of fucking dogs and cats,
little poodles and shit.
And like I’m saying that while I have a
poodle in my own fucking lap right now,
because I would actually
never equate the value
of the animal to another
person in a negative way
like saying, well, my boozy little poodle
is worth more than your actual human life.
I might even find them
equivalent because I hate you and
love the dog, but that’s a
different thing altogether.
The dog has proved its value to me in a
different, I think I’ve gotten off track now.
I see my own irony in this statement as
I may say this thing because I right now
have a boozy poodle sitting
in my lap, the same which if
you watch the YouTube video
has a portrait of on my wall.
But I consider human life
just as valuable as the dog.
So I have nothing
against forming a political
party that will protect
the rights of animals.
I do think I have a problem
with forming a political
party that will protect
the rights of animals
who’s leader seems
to think it’s perfectly
acceptable to hook glass
at another human being.
It’s just such a rich lady thing to do.
I’m going to protect all
the animals in the world.
I don’t really give a shit
about the human sitting
in front of me, in fact,
they can go fuck themselves
if they don’t agree
with everything I say.
I think it’s perfectly
acceptable for me to throw
shit at their faces and
maybe scar them for life.
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So we had a story about an American guy
who had a gun in his
backpack and turned himself in.
We have another story of the next week,
just last week of another guy who packed
weapons saying he intended to go to expo.
Now we have a sort of third story,
it’s expo related and weapons related.
So it just seemed to fit this theme.
Expo seems to be bringing out the crazies.
I think the first guy was
just coming to Japan.
I don’t think it was necessarily for expo.
The second guy though, specifically said,
I’m going to expo and I brought my gun.
Not making clear if
there’s a relation there.
I’m still actually
following up on that
story, seeing if there
is an actual connection
between bringing the
gun if he intended to
experiment with the gun
with the crowds at expo.
But this is why expo has extra security
because this kind of stuff is happening.
There was an 80 year
old man who was arrested
for claiming they had
a bomb in his backpack.
He basically was going into expo.
And they said, they want
to do a backpack check.
So they take your
backpack, they open it up.
When they go to open his backpack,
he says to them, “Ha ha,
there’s a bomb in my backpack.
” Staff, of course, can’t
tell if he’s joking or not.
So they do the only thing that’s
perfectly reasonable for them to do.
They call security, they call the police,
they shut down everything,
they get all the people out there,
like 200 people had to be
evacuated from that area.
And then they actually had to go
through his bomb and the man was arrested.
When he was arrested, he said, “I got
excited because I’m a fan of the expo.
“I said it half-in-just, I didn’t
mean to disrupt the event.
” Now, half-in-just is already
the wrong phrase to use.
You should not be joking at
all that you’re having a bomb.
But if you’re saying your joke is that
you have a bomb, it should not be half.
There shouldn’t be
like half a bomb in there.
You’re either going to make the whole joke
or no joke at all, the problem is
no one can tell that you’re joking.
And I actually hope this guy
gets quite severely punished.
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A Japanese music label has released songs
by Aki Ashido, previous hits and others.
So basically, this is one of
those like greatest hits of Aki,
all the songs that were
popular 10, 15, 20 years ago.
And they’ve decided that
we need something special.
So basically, everyone who’s
a fan already has these songs.
They don’t need another
CD with these songs.
So you have to do something to make
the people who really want to buy this CD.
So they included in the CD two nude
photos from when she was in her 20s.
The problem is she died in 2023.
So we have no idea if she
actually approved of this
or would approve of this or
has approved of this in writing.
So basically, these guys
have the rights to the CD.
They seem to have
the rights for the photos,
but they haven’t necessarily
gotten her permission
to publish them, but they’re
going to go ahead with it anyways.
Governors in the area are actually
saying that this should be canceled.
You should not be allowed to
release this without her permission,
without her statement without,
I don’t know if they do estates
like they do in North America,
without her estate’s permission.
But basically, everyone is
kind of grossed out about it.
But at the same time, you know a bunch
of people are actually going to buy it.
We’ve got a very weird AI porn-ven
diagram happening in today’s episode.
So we’ve already done one AI story.
We’re going to do, we
just did a new photo story.
Now we hit the combination.
Shui-e-shoes, Playboy magazine.
So not the Playboy magazine
you would be familiar with
from North America, where it’s just
like center folds and stuff like that.
This is more of a men’s magazine in Japan.
They do have bikini
spreads and stuff like that.
And that I actually never bought it.
So I don’t know if that’s 100% accurate.
But I know sexy girl
on the cover, sexy girls
inside, I don’t know
what they actually do.
I’ve never actually picked
one up and opened it.
On April 14th, so a couple of weeks ago,
they released an issue with Satsuki
I on the cover, I being an AI model.
This is not the first time she’s actually
been promoted or featured in the magazine.
She was first released,
’cause I can’t say like
she came to the scene or
debuted in summer of 2023.
They call her Playboy describes
her as a little sister type,
to a little sister type,
beautiful girl with a
raccoon face that
embodies every man’s ideal.
And this shows the very different
cultural way of explaining things.
So I don’t know what a raccoon face is.
I looked at the picture, I
mean, if I’m gonna be honest,
very attractive woman,
I get that she’s not
real, so it doesn’t really
do that much for me.
But she is a very ideal, pretty person,
but I didn’t see the raccoon aspects.
I assume they mean big eyes.
And small nose maybe,
maybe eats a lot of garbage.
I’m not really 100% sure what they
mean by raccoon face, raccoon faces,
clearly a type in Japanese
that I haven’t come across
’cause I haven’t spent
a lot of time talking
about women in Japanese
terms in Japanese.
Little sister type, again,
the fetishization of youth
is very set in Japan,
it’s a very common thing.
There’s not much you can say there,
we’re not getting away from
it even if you think it’s gross.
The only benefit here is they haven’t
tried to hide the fact that she was AI.
So viewer reaction is mixed.
Some people are like,
put real women in there
if you’re gonna put
real women in there.
And some people are like, oh yes, the
AI beauty ideal is the ideal of every man
because of course it can
actually achieve real ideals
and like doesn’t have
any sort of human flaws.
And we don’t actually
have to deal with people
and let’s face it, if you’re into this,
you’re not dealing with people anyways.
I don’t know how I feel about it.
I mean, my actual feeling is,
people are still buying magazines.
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And then we get to
our final set of stories.
So I’ve stuck these two
together because they sort of,
again, the then diagram of overlap
is almost a circle with these two.
We’ve had the first AI
porn arrests in Japan.
And so four people were
arrested, three men and a woman.
They were arrested for the distribution
of a scene material in obscene images.
So they’ve been accused of training AI
from free internet tools
using data of women’s bodies.
That in itself is not a crime.
They said, we’re gonna take
these AI images of women we’ve
created and make posters
and you can buy those posters.
That in itself is not a crime.
They said, like the legal thing in
Japan is that if you have genitals visible,
you have to blur them out
or do a mosaic or something.
They said these posters, when you get them,
they will be censored, they will
be mosaic, they will be blurred out.
But when the posters
actually arrived, they weren’t.
So you were getting full genitalia
visualization of the AI image on the poster.
So you were getting, that’s
where the obscene part comes in.
The bit that was supposed to be censored
was not censored when you
actually received your poster.
They seemed to have
made 10 million yen last
year using selling these
AI uncensored posters.
Everything they did
before the uncensored bit
was technically legal when they actually
sent out the image that wasn’t censored.
That’s when it became illegal
and that’s when they all got
arrested and got in trouble.
Which leads me again to the
same statement as previously.
People are still buying
posters for their walls.
Like, I know it would be a
lot of work to train it yourself.
But also, you could just go on the internet
and do some printing at home
if that’s what you really wanted.
A new issue as a risen in Japan
and as the combination of AI
being used with graduation photos
and then deep faking them onto porn.
There is no national law
about deep fakes yet in Japan.
There is one into a totally prefecture.
So this seems to be where it happens.
So someone got to hold it
the data for graduation photos.
So these are very young people.
They’d be graduates of high school.
And they are taking those faces
and putting those faces in
deep faking them onto porn.
And so you have this
essentially still under age vision
of pornography being used
even though no one’s actually in it.
And then what they’re
doing is actually trying
to extort the people
saying, like, here’s a video
that I made a view,
give me extra amount of
yen and I won’t release
it on the internet.
Totori, a single prefecture
has made this a crime.
So it’s threatening, it’s extortion
and it’s using sort of revenge porn laws.
The revenge porn laws
are already in place in Japan.
So you’re not allowed to
take an image of someone
and post it on the internet to get
them in trouble or make them feel bad.
That’s already illegal.
Pretty much everywhere
in Japan, I’m pretty sure.
But this is a new version
because you’re not getting
a picture of them having
sex or images of them nude
and posting those on the internet
and threatening them that way.
You’re just taking their
face, which is almost publicly
available because of the
graduation photos and using that.
So now all these people
are basically sitting around,
A, should we continue with the
graduation book photo tradition in Japan?
B, is there any way we can protect them?
And C, if someone does this, do we have
laws in place to actually protect them?
And they are now– Totori
has now set a precedent.
So I’m betting other prefectures
will take that precedent
to be able to apply it to any instances
that happen in their actual prefectures.
Later on, so it seems
like, again, a lot of
rules are going to be
changing very quickly.
As AI becomes more common and more usable,
more laws need to be put in place to
actually protect people from the abuse of AI.
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Because of the way the golden
week holiday falls this year.
So it’s going to be the next two Tuesdays,
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Ninja News Japan is going to be
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I’m actually thinking of
revamping all the things I do,
because I have so many
things I actually want to do.
I need to rework my schedule
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I do see– I want– I do Ninja News Japan.
I want to bring C, McBee back.
So I’m actually trying
to make plans to do that.
I have another side
project called Sounds Great
English, where I teach
English on the internet.
I want to do that.
I want to work on Montana, El Diablo.
I want to learn new things.
I want to stream.
I have all these things I want to do.
And I’ve just simply sort of burned
down and trying to do them all.
So I’m going to take
at least golden week off
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This might be Ninja News Japan
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IMDB, so you get more videos
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Theater-style jokes about movies.
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With more content that you can enjoy, and
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Angry with a Beautiful Face
(upbeat music)
Last month, there was the
hug event for BTS members.
They had a woman, 50 year old Japanese
woman, went for the hug, it’s a paid event.
I looked into it, it was
basically there’s a BTS member
on stage, you walk up
to him, you say hello,
you have this like really
cursory hug, it’s really very fake.
And then you move on and you’re thrilled
that you got the opportunity
to touch a BTS member.
I assume.
This 50 year old Japanese
woman decided to take advantage
of her opportunity and she kissed
the BTS member on the neck.
Now this went viral in
Korea and South Korea.
Because of the reaction
the young man made facially.
So his face went viral,
’cause he kinda went,
’cause this woman
kissed him, which is not
the reaction you want
when you kiss somebody.
Like if I kiss somebody and then
they went, “Oh, that’d be pretty hurt.
” This is sexual assault though.
So I have, I’m torn with the
issue of your priming people.
So you have a thing for this guy.
You’ve paid money to
get into physical contact
with this guy, you’re
going to hug this guy,
he’s going to hug you, and of
course this is gonna happen.
I don’t wanna blame the victim.
Like true, if a man
kissed an idol on the
neck, I would be probably
far more incensed.
So this is showing some
of my very normative biases.
But I don’t think you
should be hugging people.
All these handshake events, the
hug events, all this kind of stuff.
I’m not really pro, this physical contact,
especially selling the physical contact.
That actually I think maybe
is what makes it worse.
Anyways, this is sexual assault.
Now in Korea, you can submit a claim
to the police even if you weren’t involved.
So if people saw it, they saw it online.
So all these people started submitting
these complaints to the police.
They’re like, please arrest this woman.
She committed sexual
assault on this member of BTS.
Let’s go.
The woman probably didn’t know she
was in trouble until she got back to Japan.
I’m betting she went to Korea
for the concert for that event.
Maybe stayed a day or two and then was out.
She was probably gone before the
police even opened the investigation.
Statement by the South
Korean police is that
if a suspect remains overseas
for two or more months,
it is impossible to investigate,
which is not impossible, it’s just hard.
Like you can’t go to
Japan if you’re a Korean
police officer and try
to investigate them.
But I’m betting this was a fairly low
priority for the South Korean police anyways.
Like, yeah, it’s pretty awful.
The guy, the BTS guy,
he didn’t put in the claim.
The other people did.
They’re like, we’d probably,
they’re on the lookout for.
They’ve probably flagged her passport.
She might not be able
to re-enter South Korea.
I mean, if I’m being really honest, that
might be the biggest fallout from this.
She’s not actually allowed
to go back to South Korea.
If she does try to go back to South
Korea, she might be arrested on the spot.
But they didn’t even like look for her.
They asked for her to turn herself in.
I think realistically, they probably
would have made her apologize.
I don’t know if that’s okay or not, okay.
I’m really torn.
I don’t like these events.
I don’t like this, like
the concepts, I guess.
I feel like you shouldn’t be doing this.
I don’t think it’s worse
when it’s the teenage girl
idols and the creepy dudes
who hand-shaken stuff.
That’s just really off-putting.
I essentially just disapprove.
You need better security for these things.
And you shouldn’t be setting
them up like this in the first place.
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Another update, Sukiya.
The mouse laden miso
soup of last week’s story.
So it was a couple of
months ago this happened.
But it didn’t get released until later.
And everyone freaked out fair enough.
I mean, there was a
mouse found in miso soup.
I did like the transition
’cause originally it was mouse
and then it transitioned
to rat very quickly.
It may have been a rat, I don’t know.
But that’s the whole point is
just watching the news cycle
try to make more drama in the story
so that more people will click on it.
So more clickbaity.
So if it’s like mouse is in your miso’s bed
or rat in your miso’s way worse.
So let’s change it to rat.
Things like that.
I noticed things like that because I read
multiple versions of the same story now.
So I can see where the authors are adding
elements or dramaticizing it
so that they can get more clicks.
Well, they’ve had an unfortunate
follow up to their story.
This week, a cockroach
was found in some food.
They didn’t say what
food they were trying to,
maybe a little more vague on it or maybe,
so basically someone found a cockroach left
and then called and
complained about the restaurant.
And the company’s
like, we can’t survive this.
We gotta get this taken care of right away.
So they’re shutting down all the
stores and then doing like a deep clean
or trying to make sure
that there’s no rats,
no cockroach is nothing
in the restaurants.
Basically, every restaurant
was gonna be closed for one
day for a check, except for
the ones in shopping malls.
Now it’s not that those ones are cleaner.
I, you know, shopping mall food
is gonna be the cleanest food ever.
Now it’s the reality
is that they can’t close
the store for the shopping
mall, but they could.
But the reality is something
could come from the KFC
and X-Dore and crawl into
your food and it wouldn’t
really be Suki as fault but
Suki would still get blamed.
Or vice versa, Suki is a rodent and roach
problem might crawl into the KFC next door
and your new chicken nugget is special.
Please don’t think about that
while you’re eating junk food.
I hope you’re not eating
that kind of food right now
while I’m saying this because you may have
ruined your meal and I apologize for that.
But the reality is every time you put
something in your mouth, you are taking a risk.
The Imperial household is going
to launch a YouTube channel.
Last year, they started an Instagram
where they were posting thirst traps.
It was like the Empress and
booty shorts and the Emperor,
you know, with a shirt off
doing dead lifts, that kind of stuff.
It was, it’s awesome.
I mean, if you haven’t looked at it,
you should absolutely go check out
the Imperial household of Japan’s Instagram
page and just, just, you know, get horny.
This year, they’ve decided
that that wasn’t enough.
The income from that isn’t enough for them.
They have more media in them.
They are going to start a YouTube channel.
The YouTube channel is going
to include press conferences.
Nature walks around the palace.
And I’m assuming pranks galore.
That’s right.
It’s going to be the Emperor
pulling down the Empress’s pants.
It’s going to be putting flower
in the Empress’s blow dryer.
So when she blows her head at all, it
gets all turns white on, it’s crazy stuff.
There’s a prince in there somewhere.
I don’t know what he’s going to
do, but I’m looking forward to it
because press conferences
sound really boring
and nature walks around
the Imperial Palace.
That’s very nice, but I don’t
imagine myself watching it
until we get some
pranks, just a prank, bro.
This week, because this story includes AI,
it just dominated the headlines
for the last like three days.
So deep A, I open AI.
The names of all the AI’s are very similar.
So anyways, Chachi
BT is what it’s actually is.
Started doing image.
So we have other image
and things where it’s
like you type in your
image you want it to make.
It makes the image, it’s really cool.
And it ruins the lives
of artists everywhere.
Well, open AI couldn’t be left in
the dust, couldn’t be left behind.
They created an image generator.
And one of the styles you
can do is a jibbly style image.
And this apparently has
overwhelmed the servers.
Like the guy who runs it,
Mr. Open AI, chat, Mr. GPT.
He said Tim Apple, I actually
probably have his name
written down and then I
now am refusing to say it.
And even if I could remember
it right now, I would not say it.
He was saying that there
were so many people generating
jibbly style pieces
of art, that it was like
melting their servers,
melting their CPU.
So they actually were
going to put a limit on it.
They were going to make
sure that people didn’t go crazy.
But that means this is
now flooded the internet.
Now, this is taken on because
me asaki, the guy who created
essentially the very noticeable
jibbly style of art, he hates AI.
They keep cutting to a clip where
he’s talking about how disgusting AI is.
But that’s actually out
of context a little bit.
So there’s this clip that
goes around with this
because he’s like, oh,
this lacks humanity.
And I would rather die
than see this and stuff.
These guys were doing
a presentation for him.
And they had an AI basically take a
structure and try to learn how to walk.
So it was walking in this
really awkward, creepy way.
And they were saying
like, if for your animation,
you could use animation like
this for the monsters and whatnot.
And then he got really offended.
And he actually was relating
it to a friend of his who
has physical difficulties of some
sort and who isn’t able to walk.
And he’s like, I wonder how
he would feel if he felt saw this.
I wonder, like, and
then he actually took it
off in his very honestly
unrelated direction.
But they’re taking that out of context.
So it’s kind of related, but it’s sort of,
I don’t know, I wouldn’t say
tangential, but more like parallel.
What he’s talking about is parallel
to what they’re actually
talking about in these news
stories, but they take
the clip and they put it in.
So this is sort of your media awareness.
I’m sure me as Aki actually hates the
idea of AI and art and things like that.
But the clip they’re showing
of him getting really angry
at these poor guys who
are really uncomfortable,
who are just presenting some
technology they had created.
This is about five, six years
ago before the whole AI boom.
That’s not actually
what he’s talking about.
He’s talking about this thing
you’ve made is like grotesque.
And I don’t think it has
any place in this sort
of the hopeful animation art style that I
try to create when I’m making my stories.
So that’s something to be aware
of if you read one of those stories,
not from an engineer’s Japan,
where they’re not going to
give you that excellent piece
of background information.
Yeah, the CEO of OpenAI,
he changed his profile pick
to a jibbly style version of his own face,
which is showing that even he’s like aware
of the actual distinct
style that’s being created.
Now the problem is the
argument about AI in the first place.
How did OpenAI learn
to make jibbly style art,
if it did not take jibbly
style art and learn
from it directly, which
is copyright violation?
This is kind of the problem
they’ve been talking about.
Like so clearly jibbly art
has been fed into this open AI.
Open AI is taking it and learned from it.
That’s okay.
What they’re supposed to do, but they didn’t
pay jibbly for the art that they used.
They didn’t ask if it was
okay to use this version.
They just went ahead and did it.
This is going to probably be a lawsuit.
Like if anyone’s going to sue
them, jibbly probably could do it
and could probably do it
successfully because I don’t know
if they’ve copy written the
style, but it is very distinct.
And it is every movie they
do has the very similar style.
Miyazaki is also quite famously a hardass.
So when they took, uh, I
forget what movie it was,
one of the older ones,
Mononoke, maybe they took one
of the jibbly movies and they
were going to release it in America
and Harvey Weinstein wanted to
cut it down to make it a little shorter.
He’s like, you know, all this is like
stupid emotion shit that you got in there.
Let’s cut some of that
out, make it a shorter movie.
It’ll grade it’ll fit better into
sort of the slots for the movies.
We maybe show more movies during the day.
It was that kind of like fiscal version
of movie making that Harvey Weinstein
would be on the side
of Miyazaki sent him a
samurai sword with a
single note that said no cuts.
And that is kind of a
threat that I will stab
you with a sword if you
try to cut up my movie.
So he is a bit of a hardass.
And again, he was just looking at a
technical presentation from some guys
and he went in them about how
inhumane it was and he was really awful.
He was actually really
awful to them because
he could’ve just said
this isn’t really for me.
I don’t really like this.
It doesn’t really apply
to what I would like
to do with my company
or my art and move on.
He didn’t.
He like reamed them
for how gross it was and
everyone was very uncomfortable in the
room and it was weirdly quite fun to watch.
Auto thefts are on the rise for
the third year in the row in Japan.
So in 2024 there were 6,080
auto thefts that’s up 318 from 2023.
Most of these cars do
not get like resold in Japan.
This is actually one of the more interesting
things I found about car theft in Japan
is what they do is they take the car and
they put it on a boat and they’ll take it
to like Vietnam or Cambodia or some
other country and they’ll resell the car
or they’ll break it down
into parts and then ship
it off to another country
and then rebuild it.
And the most popular car is to steal.
Like you would think
it was fancy luxury cars
mostly but actually it’s
like mini vans and stuff
more utilitarian things
because again they’re
going to sort of these
developing nations
and they want to sell them stuff they can
use so a mini van is far, far more useful
in a third world country than like a sports
car when you’re on dirt roads all the time
and what you really
need to do is transport
people to a worksite
or something like that.
Most of the thefts quite
sensibly are around Tokyo
and one of the biggest
problems is the technology
they’re using they’re
saying in three minutes
they now have this
basically car remote hacker
and it can like unlock
your car and start the
engine then they can
drive it away with that.
They can then you know copy the
key or remake the key or something.
So basically it’s all being
done with computers now.
It’s not like a cool guy
runs up and he jacks
the window and then
gets in the car and like
rubs two wires together
and starts the car.
Now it’s a very nerdy
doing on a laptop or
something and he unlocks
the car from a distance
using Wi-Fi and then
they get in and they drive
away and again they’re
driving it to a port
and this is in Aichi
this middle part of Japan
where the Toyota city is which was
actually created by Toyota the company.
There’s a lot of car
thefts there because
being a port city they
can actually steal the
car get it into a boat
really quick and then
get it out of the port and
on its way to its destination.
I don’t know how many
cars they put on a boat
but I’m assuming it’s a
lot which is this is like work.
Apparently in IT there are a lot
of luxury cars on the road which
is the ones they can sell to
China and other places like that.
So while I was saying
that isn’t the primary
target it is still a
target there are still
people who want to buy
expensive stolen cars and 2024 44.
1% of the cars were
not found or recovered.
So basically because
they’re being shipped out
to other countries
because they’re disappearing
from the country the
police aren’t able to
find them and again
they’re probably gone that
night or the next day like gone from the
country you will never see your car again.
So if you’re in Japan you
have a car please be careful.
We’ve covered a lot of
arrests on the Indonesia
pan we covered a lot of crimes and we’ve
covered a lot of like what you would call
almost meaningless crimes or
petty crimes or things like that.
This is an interesting one
because this woman was arrested
for taking 160 free items
from a convenience store.
So she basically walked into a convenience
store there’s the self-serve coffee machine
so you usually go to the clerk and you buy
a cup you take that cup and then you would
go to the machine you fill up the coffee
and you take like your creamer you put that
in and pay some sugar whatever
you like you put it in there.
That all those sort of condiment
style things those are free.
She walked in she didn’t buy coffee she had
a backpack she just started taking those
things and filling up her backpack so sugar
and creamers and everything else the like
cup syrup stuff which is I guess
sugar but not sugar I don’t know
I don’t drink coffee so none
of this is really familiar to me.
The total cost of the
160 item stolen was 345
yen so we’re talking
about like three dollars
maybe total but and again it’s the moral is
kind of the issue do you just let this go.
So this clerk went
over and he’s like oh all
the creamers and
sugars and stuff are gone
but we haven’t sold
that much coffee so they
checked the video
camera and they’re like
oh there’s that woman
with a backpack she just
stole it all to be let
it go so they called
the police I don’t know
how enthusiastic they
were like yeah this
lady just stole a bunch
of free stuff that’s not
actually okay they went
and found her picked her
up and she got arrested.
Japanese politicians
are weird now normally I
talk about the old men
normally I talk about
the old men politicians
who say something
gross and when I read
the first half of this
story my mind was oh this is going to be
an older Japanese politician he’s going to
be like in the 70s he’s
really gross he’s out
of touch and then it
turns out it’s a woman
talking to another woman which really sort
of turned it the element so my expectations
were under mine which
is a good thing I guess
so I guess women can
just be just as weird
and creepy as men
which equality I suppose
on March 24th they had
a house of counselors
committee on education
we’re meeting and
they were trying to
how to calculate teachers
over time this is very
important teachers in
Japan do a lot of unpaid
overtime they have breaks
that are unpaid they
do like school activities
as sometimes unpaid and they’re like you
know these people are working fifty sixty
seventy hours a week
but they’re only getting
paid thirty forty hours that’s not right we
have to calculate overtime what counts as
work and not work is
it volunteer should we
expect people to
volunteer stuff it’s a very
important thing Japan
doesn’t have enough teachers
so you need to make
teaching more appealing
and paying them for all
their hours is probably
going to be step one
to making more appealing
counselor stood up said
made some statements
and was very angry and
then another one replied
with I can clearly
understand that committee
member Kita has gotten angry with a truly
beautiful face which is weird I mean it’s
just a weird thing to
say like what does that
have to do with the other bit and why are
you saying it and so again my first thought
was seventy year old
creepy man saying that
like a thirty year old
forty year old counselor
member is beautiful
in his old creepy way
trying to put her down
but trying to compliment
her at the same time because he’s socially
unaware not capable something like that not
turns out this is
essentially an equal and
then it the question
of why like the old men
saying it I can’t understand the group in
a different time they grew up when saying
gross stuff was acceptable they never grew
out of that they never understood the world
has changed but this
is not that this is like
someone who is an
equivalency saying this
is weird creepy thing to
them and then of course
there was a media
protest the the kita said
like hey what is my
face after do it why are
you talking about my
body is inappropriate
of course later there
was the very standard
apology it’s weird cuz
when you call someone
beautiful do you
retract the statement do
you like cuz that’s the
classic Japanese one
as I retract my statement
but I yeah you know
I retract my statement
she’s not beautiful
like what do I say it
that so it’s really weird
I was very standard apology like I shouldn’t
know said that it was inappropriate I’m
sorry for the stress I
caused blah blah blah
when asked about her
intent which is again
the only thing I wanted
answered the response
was there were there was not much intention
which again begs the question of if there
wasn’t much intention why
did you do it in the first place
it just does that head right resting
next to the microphone this guy okay
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