Desecrating Podcasts

Oh, here   I am   with my   buddy Dave,   looking like   heroes, coming   for you.

Oh, he’s   too short.

Oh, he   laid down.

Okay, if   he lays   down, he’s   in good   shape.

I know   that.

So, I   just got   to get   a little   closer to   the mic,   aim him   off so   that he   doesn’t get   crushed under   the desk.

He’s a   little, little  puppy   dog.

Little dog,   little, little   dog.

We’re men,  we’re   doing manly   things, we’re  reporting   news.

What was   wrong?

Let’s go.

We have   an update   on the   two men   who entered  the, well,  okay.

The two   men were   involved.

One man   dressed up  in a  big blue  suit with  a red  Bitcoin   head, I   guess it   was,

and entered   into the   monkey enclosure  at a  park where  Punch the  monkey,   the very   famous monkey,  resides.

All the   monkeys ran  away, so  they got  no sort  of   interaction with  him and  the   monkeys.

Again, I   think that   was a   good thing   for him.

I don’t   think he   realizes how  dangerous   even small   monkeys are. 

But they   were promptly   arrested.

It was   two men   from America. 

And it   was very   interesting because  what is  the   punishment for  entering   a place?

Because it’s  trespassing.

But zoos   are open   places.

And is   the zoo   got a   responsibility to  make it  harder to  climb in? 

I don’t   think so   because they   have that   big, deep   area.

Climbing in  was not  easy,   especially in  a stupid  suit.

Like a   character costume,  essentially.

They were  arrested   for obstruction  of   zoo business. 

So it’s  obstruction   of business. 

But zoo  business   specifically.

Monkey business? 

Didn’t make   that joke,  but   I suppose  I   should have  made   that joke. 

They sought  a   fine without  a   trial.

And then   the men  just   decided it  was   worth paying. 

They had  to   pay 300  ,000   yen each. 

Much from  entering   the monkey  enclosure.

Was it  worth   it?

This was  the   question.

So was   the amount  of   media attention  they   got more  than   600 ,000  yen?

Because it  was   each.

So it  was 600  ,000   yen total,  300  ,000 yen  each.

Did you   make enough  money   in your  crypto   scheme on   your garbage  coin?

Okay, I  don’t   know if   we want  to   talk about  crypto   for a   bit.

I, when   crypto was  relatively   new to   me, was  a   while ago. 

And it  seemed   like it  was   before a  scam.

It was  when   Bitcoin Cash  was   coming up  as a  big   one, as  an   offshoot of  Bitcoin.

Bitcoin had  turned   into an  investment.

Bitcoin Cash  was   going to  be   the thing  you   used if   you wanted  to   actually buy  something.

Because there  were   huge wait  times   with Bitcoin. 

And often  the   cost, the  fees   of using  Bitcoin   was as  much   as the  thing   you were  buying   if you  were   buying something  small.

Bitcoin Cash,  there   was a  fee,   but it  was   pennies.

And I   thought, okay,  this   is going  to be,  this   is going  to   do it. 

This is   going to  be   the future  of   money.

This is  going to  be how  we’re   doing things. 

And then  it   all just  became   scams.

Like just  all   of it. 

And I  was really  disappointed   because it’s  like there  was   an opportunity  to   make a  financial   system that  was   equitable.

And in  a   way we  could   actually spend  money   on the  internet   and share  money   and send  money   back and  forth   without fees,  without   the involvement  of   banks.

Like I  could   send money  directly   to other  people   with like   pennies as  the   fee instead  of,   you know,  dollars.

Or I  think   my bank,  it’s   like 40  bucks   minimum if  I   want to  transfer   money.

Like that’s  actually   a bit   ridiculous considering  they’re   just, they’re  not   even pressing  buttons   on a  computer   anymore.

It’s happening   automatically.

They just  have   to every  now   and then  check   it.

Why are  they   getting that  much   money for  it?

Because it’s  a   financial   institution.

But with  technology   the way  it   is now,  with   the internet,  with   phones, with  all   the things  we   have, we  could just  send money  to   each other.

I now  use   PayPay, but  of   course that  is   limited by  country.

So I  can   only send  so   much to  people   on PayPay  at   a time. 

Just, I’m  disappointed   in the  internet.

I’m disappointed  in   the scammers. 

I’m disappointed  that   they took  something   that could  have   really revolutionized  money   and fucked  it.

That’s, that’s  really   the truth  of   it.

These guys,   I’m assuming  scammers.

I mean,  now   if I  hear   Bitcoin, anything  related   to blockchain,  my   first thought  is   just scam. 

You’re not  going   to get  anything   out of  it.

They’re just  going   to try  to   take money  and   there’s no,  not   enough oversight,  no one  to   actually go  to   if things  go   wrong.

So you  get   screwed.

So honestly,  real   advice.

If you  didn’t   get rich  already,   stay away  from   crypto.

That’s the  whole   song.

I don’t  want   to do   that.

That’s it. 

That’s it. 

Okay.

So it’s,  it’s   keyed up  now.

Let’s just  do   it right. 

A mayor  for   Ninja City. 

So this  is   Iga.

It is   famous for  the   place where  ninjas   came from.

I went  there   with my  mother.

I took  my   mother there  when   she came  to   visit.

We went   to see  a   ninja show. 

And then  we   went into  the   ninja village   under Iga  Castle.

And there  were   ninjas that  walked   around, showed  the   tours and  everything.

They showed  you   how like  the   secret doors  and   panels and  work.

It was  quite   fun.

There was  a   little fighting  show.

And it  was   pretty well  done.

I mean,  those   guys probably  do   it like  five,   ten times  a   day.

So it  was   like vigorous. 

Then you  got   to throw  throwing   stars.

And if  you got  three   in the  target,   you got  a t  -shirt.

Go ahead  and   brag a  little   bit.

I want  a   t -shirt. 

I got  all   three in  the   target.

I’m not  going   to say  center,   bullseyes, but  hit   the target  and   that’s all   that mattered. 

And I  want   a t  -shirt   that was  too   small for  me,   which I  expected.

There is  one   other time  I’ve   actually gone  out   of my  way   to win  a   t -shirt. 

I was  at   a izakaya,  which   is like  a   bar.

And I  was with  a   friend.

And they  had   a special  Jack   Daniels had  introduced   apple whiskey   or something. 

Like Jack  Daniels   was getting  desperate   for non  -whiskey   drinkers to  start   drinking whiskey. 

So they  started   flavoring all  their   whiskeys.

And it   was fine. 

Like I  drank   it.

I tried  it just  to   see what  it   was like. 

And then  they   gave me  this   ticket.

And the  ticket   said, you  know,   they have  a   box and   you pull  the   ticket out. 

And it  says   if you  win   or not. 

If you  win,   you got  this   bright green  Jack   Daniels apple  whiskey   t -shirt. 

And I   said, do  you?

So I  just   asked the  waitress,   is there  a   winning ticket  in   that box? 

Because if  there   is, I’m  going   to keep  drinking   until I  win.

She was  like,   what?

I was   like, yeah,  yeah.

So basically,  if   you can  promise   me there’s  an   actual winning  ticket   in there, 

you keep  bringing   me whiskey  after   whiskey after  whiskey   until I  win.

Because that  is   when I’m  going   to stop   drinking and  I   will not  stop   drinking until  then.

I don’t  care   how much  it   costs.

This was  about   winning.

I got   real drunk  that   night.

I don’t  remember   how many  I   had.

It was  a   lot, especially  for   one person  drinking   by the,  well,   I was   with a  friend,

but I   was drinking  the   whiskeys.

I won  the   t -shirt. 

I was,  it   was very  celebratory.

And then  of   course it  was   a medium  instead   of, I  need   like an  extra   large.

And so  they   were like,  clearly   didn’t want  to   like piss  me   off because  I had  asked   if

you could  win   and they  told   the truth. 

You can  win.

It just  came   down to,  do   we, I  didn’t   ask, do  you   have the  right size? 

So that  was   maybe a  mistake   on my  side.

I might’ve  given   up if  I   knew the  t  -shirt wouldn’t  fit.

But again,  this   was about  winning,   not about  actually   winning.

The prize  wasn’t   the important  part.

The winning  was   the important  part.

So I   won the  t  -shirt.

I gave  it   to a   friend.

My understanding  is   he wore  it   once.

Cool.

It got  used.

I hope  it   didn’t just  get   thrown away  after   that.

It was  a   nice t  -shirt.

I would  have   worn it  if I  actually   had one  in   my size. 

No one  wants   to see  me   wearing a  tight   t -shirt. 

At least  not   right now. 

Give me  a   couple of  years   of exercise  and   maybe, maybe  then it  would be  okay,   but it’s 

not okay  right   now.

This has  very   little to  do   with the  story   we’re talking  about.

The mayor   of this  Ega   town, let  me   just pull  it   up.

The mayor  of   this town,  let   me check  it   is Ega. 

Because they  just   said Ninja  City.

Oh, okay. 

It was  Ega.

I was  right.

He, a   magazine came  out.

And this  is   how all  these   scandals break  in Japan. 

Is a  magazine   takes pictures  of you  as   you go  in   and out  of   an apartment  with   someone

you’re not  supposed   to go   in and  out   of an   apartment with  or a  love   hotel or  something

like that. 

This mayor  was   meeting another  politician   from Tsu  City,   which is  a   nearby city. 

And they  were   going into  an   apartment together. 

And they  would   stay there  for   time.

And they   would come  out.

Now, it’s  funny   because the  article   I was  reading,   the title  was Ninja  City   Mayor Says 

illicit meetings  with   female politicians  were   strictly political. 

So he   came and  he   had a  press   conference.

He’s married  with   two kids. 

So this  is   a really  big   deal because  he   might end  up   getting divorced. 

He said,  even   though the  location   functioned in  office,   I reflect   with regret  that   it was 

inappropriate for  the   two of  us   to meet  in   an apartment  that   is generally  considered

a living  space.

So there’s  an   apartment building. 

Maybe he  owns   the apartment  inside   and he  uses   it as  an   office or  it’s   owned by  someone

like a  work   share company. 

And then  you   can use  it   as an  office.

But it’s  set   up like  an   apartment and  apartments   have this  particular   room.

And it’s  the   room where  the   magic happens.

And that’s  the   kitchen in  my   house.

Inamori confessed  with   the rendezvous  took   place mostly  at   night, adding  suspicion   to what

everyone was  saying,   adding during  the   longest times  we   were there  for   five or   six hours. 

Now I’m  going   to give  our   Ninja Village  Mayor   a little  bit of  credit   because five  or   six

hours is   not a  short   amount of  time   to be  doing   politics, if  you   know what  I   mean.

Despite the  prolonged   late night  sessions   in the  apartment,   Inamori vehemently  denied   any

physical relationship,  claiming   that other  individuals   were occasionally  present.

That’s just  a   menage a  trois   or something  else.

And it  was   for political  support   or to  seek   or give  advice   to one  another.

There was  no   unchaste acts,  he   insisted.

The magazine  report   also highlighted  a   trail of  intimate   messaging exchanges  between   the

pair.

So they  somehow   got a  hold   of their  line   messages or  Instagram   messages or  however   they were  communicating

and says  they were  like   political in  nature   if we’re  going to  be   using our  brand   new idiom, 

I guess. 

When grilled  by   reporters about  the text,  the   mayor provided  a   convenient excuse. 

The messages  have   all been  deleted.

So he’s  the   magazine saying  we   saw them  but   didn’t seem  to   have them. 

He’s saying,  well, I  don’t   have them  anymore.

They were  deleted.

So what  are   you going  to   do?

When a  reporter   asked why  he   deleted his  line   message history,  Inamori   became defensive, 

said it’s  not   about who  I   was talking  to.

I just  delete   things after  a   certain period  of   time.

So I  didn’t   keep them. 

Okay.

I’m going  to   be honest. 

I delete  all   messages.

I’m of  the   inbox zero  school   of thought. 

So my  emails,   I try   to get  my   emails down  to   zero on  a regular  basis.

If I  finished   a conversation  thread   on anything,  I delete  that   thread.

I don’t  like   having threads  just   sitting there. 

You could  say   that’s suspicious  or   something.

That’s fine  if   you believe  that.

I just  don’t   like having  messages   sitting around. 

It really   bothers me. 

So it’s   just like  a   quirk more  than   anything else. 

And I’m  trying   to cover  my   political tracks. 

Desecrating the  flag   in Japan  has not  been   a crime. 

So you  could   burn it. 

You could  cut   it up. 

You could  walk   on it.

You could  do   even grosser  things   that I  was   about to  say   to it. 

And there  was   nothing anyone  could   do.

It was   your right,  freedom   of speech  to   trash the  flag   of Japan.

Because you  live   in a  free   country.

It’s actually  one   of those  things.

America claims  to   be the  freest   country in  the   world, but  you   get in  a   lot of  trouble   for trashing  the   flag.

Well, Japan  has   been moving  more   conservative, more  right  -wing.

And they’ve  decided   to introduce  a   bill to  make   desecrating the  flag   illegal.

So this  is   a bill  that’s   been proposed. 

It hasn’t  actually   gone through  yet.

So if  you   really want  to   desecrate a  flag,   you better  get   on that  pretty   quick.

The opposition  parties   say that  this   infringes on  freedom   of expression. 

So like  if   a person  wants   to do   this, they  should have  the   freedom to  express   themselves.

Again, politically,  not   like the  last   story sexually,  I   guess.

But if  you   want to  desecrate   the flag  sexually,   politically, you  can   right now. 

But you  wouldn’t   be able  to   if this  bill   goes through. 

A person  who   publicly damages,  removes,   or defiles  the   flag in  a   way that  arouses   strong feeling  of   disgust or  discomfort   in others 

is the  wording   they used  in   the bill. 

Now, the  thing   is, that  is   very, very  open   to interpretation. 

Like, if  it   makes me  feel   disgusted, it’s  illegal.

If it  makes   me feel   a lot  of   discomfort, it’s  illegal.

So that  could   be like,  I   sneezed in  the   direction of  flag,

and then  a   person who  hates   my guts  was   made very  uncomfortable   by that. 

Now I’m   getting fines  or   going to  jail.

That seems  like   too much. 

Which they’re  proposing   two years  in   prison or  a   200 ,000  yen   fine or   both.

Those are  up   twos.

So I  could   just get  like   a slap  on   the wrist  and   say, don’t  do   it again. 

Chuck my  beef   chest.

Or I  could   get two  years   in prison. 

This applies  to   live streams   or videos  posted   online.

So even   if I   was not  in   Japan, if  I   took a  Japanese   flag and  I desecrated  the   flag and  I   posted it  online,

and I  came   to Japan,  I   could get  in   trouble.

I could  get   arrested for  that.

So that  means   like Korean  people.

And again,  Korea   and Japan  have   a long  storied   history, and  it’s   all pretty  negative.

People might  want to  display   some of  their   anger towards  Japan   by desecrating  the   flag or   setting it  on   fire or  something   like that. 

And at  the   moment, again,  that   is a  valid   political expression. 

If this  bill   goes through,  you   could come  to   Japan and  then   spend two  years   in prison. 

There are  exceptions.

So they  did   think about  this   pretty thoroughly. 

Writing on  a   flag to  support   an athlete. 

So if  there’s   like a  Japanese,   in my   case, it   would be  a   judo guy   that I  really   like, and  I   take a  Japanese   flag and  I write  his   name on  it,

or he  signs   it or  something   like that  at   a sporting  event,   and I’m  using   that to  support   that Japanese  athlete.

It doesn’t  say   specifically Japanese. 

So weirdly,   I could  take   a Japanese  flag,   write a  Canadian   athlete’s name  on   it, or  have   him sign   it, and  that   would still  be   legal.

That’s an  interesting   loophole I  just   came up  with.

I don’t  know   how that  desecrates   the flag. 

But that  is   not what  they   intended.

They intended  it,   I’m sure,  to   be Japanese  athletes.

If you  are   doing a  live -action  film,   so I’m  doing   my World   War II  film   and I  want   a dramatic  scene,   and the  Japanese   flag is  on   fire, that’s  political.

That’s not,  that’s   an expression  that’s   acceptable under  this.

That’s not  desecration   because it’s  part   of the  mood   of the  movie,   let’s say. 

Media and  manga.

Media and  manga.

So it’s  difficult   because the  live  -streaming   differentiation…

So if  I   do the  exact   same thing  on   a live  stream   as I  did   in a  movie,   one would  be   the illegal  and   the other  wouldn’t.

It’s a  very,   again, difficult  little   loophole they  try   to create. 

Kids’ meals,  bentos,   often have  tiny   Japanese flags  in   them.

So if   you go  to,   like, a  family   restaurant or  something,   you get   a kid’s  meal,   they’ll put  a   little Japanese  paper   flag, so  it’s   not, like,  particularly   expensive, on  a   toothpick, in  your   food.

If that  gets   destroyed, it’s  okay.

But that  shows,   like, the  weird   levels of  thought   that have  gone   into this  bill.

But, yeah,  they   haven’t taken  on   the broader   scope of,  this   has been  legal   in Japan  for   a very  long   time, it’s  a   form of  political   expression, people  should   be allowed  to   do that,  is   that okay? 

I’ve never  put   that much  stock   in a  flag,   so I  personally   think, do  whatever   you want  to   a flag. 

You are  expressing   yourself, you’re  not   hurting anybody,  so if  you’re   not actually  hurting   anybody by  messing   up a  flag,   I don’t  really   care.

I mean,  go   ahead and  get   your jollies  in   a political  way.

I do  not   support having  sex   with a  flag.

It doesn’t  happen   a lot,  but   over the  years   I’ve done  Ninja   News Japan,  it   has been  a   regular story  of   people finding  guns   that have  been   left behind  by   police in  certain   areas, often  toilets.

It has  happened   again June  3rd   at a   convenience store  in   Shimonseki, Shimonseki. 

A customer  went   into the  bathroom   and found  a   pistol, found  a   gun.

Well, they  didn’t,   though.

They found  the   belt hanging  on   a loop. 

So, in  a   Japanese bathroom,  there’s   actually two  hooks,   a little  one   and a  big   one, and  you’re   supposed to  put   your bag  on   the big  one,   and there’s  a   little hook  above   it.

And people  are   like, what’s  that   for?

Well, it   turns out  what   would happen  is   they would  wait,   criminals would  wait   for someone  to   go to  the   toilet.

And there  was a  hook,   and you  would   hang your  bag   on the   hook.

And they  would   wait until  you   were like  clearly   in the  middle   of your  business,   reach over  the   top of  the   stall, grab  your   bag, and  then   run away.

And because   you’re mid  -poop,   it’s really  difficult   to get  everything   together and  get   after them  before   they escape. 

So, they  put a  little   hook on  so   that you  can’t reach  over   and grab  the   bag that  easily.

So, that’s  what   that’s for. 

So, always  put   it on   the second  hook   from the  top, not  the   top hook,  because   that’s there  to   protect you. 

But now  that it’s  on every  bathroom   in Japan,  criminals   know that. 

So, I  don’t   think they  do   that crime  anymore,   because that  one’s   basically been  solved.

That’s an  interesting   side note. 

But on  that   hook in  the   bathroom, there  was   a belt,  and   the belt  had   a holster,  and   the holster  had   a gun  in   it.

And this  person   came into  the   bathroom and  found   that gun. 

And I  was   thinking, like,  what   would I  do?

Because you  could   go to  the   staff and  tell   them to  call   the police  and   have the  police   come get  it.

I think  my   instinct would  be   to take  it   away so  no   one else  can   touch it. 

So, like,  take   it, put  it   in my  backpack   or my  bag,   go to  the   police station. 

But then  I   have to  go   to the  police   and say,  hey,   I have  a   gun in  my   bag.

I would  like   to return  to   you.

I have  one   of your  guns   in my  bag.

And then  they   would ask,  like,   where did  you   get it? 

And I  would   be like,  well,   it was  in   the bathroom. 

And there  would   be this  question   of did  I   steal it  or   not?

I’m bringing  it   back, so  maybe   I didn’t  steal   it.

It is  a   dangerous   thing.

I’ve never  handled   a gun  before   in a  real   way, so  I   don’t think  I   should be  touching   a gun. 

So, that’s  tough.

So, I  think   the reasonable  answer   is you  find   a gun  in   the toilet,  don’t   touch the  gun,

call the  police   or call  the   staff, get  them   to call  the   police,

and then  just   stay by  the   gun and  then   just, like,  try   to keep  people   away from  it.

Seems like  the   most reasonable  thing.

I don’t  want   my fingerprints  on   a gun  either,   which is  a   weird thing, 

because I  know   that gun  isn’t   going to  be   used in  a   crime at  any   time soon. 

But I  don’t   want my  fingerprints   on any  sort   of weapon  that   could actually  be   used in  a   murder.

However, the  police   officer had  been   there 40  minutes   before, so  before   someone   reported the  gun   stolen,

or before  someone   reported the  gun   found, that  gun   had been  sitting   in the  bathroom   for half  an   hour,

which is  a   long time. 

Like, someone  else   could have  come   along, not  as   morally   upright, taken  the   gun,

put it  in   their bag,  walked   away.

Now they  got   free gun,  which   is illegal. 

But, I  mean,   if you’re  going   to steal  a   gun, you’re  going   to probably  do   something bad  with   the gun. 

And, eh,  scary.

The police  then   made a  statement.

The guy  who   lost the  gun,   he admitted  it   right away. 

They were  like,   hey, buddy,  you   got your  gun   on you? 

And then  he   was like,  ooh,   boys, no  I   don’t.

So Toshi  got   in trouble. 

He admitted  to   it right  away.

The police,  they   say the  same   thing every  time.

We’re going  to   do training. 

We’re going  to   make sure  this   doesn’t happen  again.

We’re going  to   educate our  police   officers.

It’s a  series   of excuses. 

It doesn’t  actually   change anything. 

The people  who   make these  kind   of mistakes,  they’re   always going  to   make these  mistakes.

If you  said,   streamer breaks  into   a school,  I   would think  it   was a  guy   breaking into  the   school.

Because of  the   Ninja News  Japan   stories, he’s  either   stealing stuff  to   satisfy his  weird   sexual desires. 

Or, he’s  gone   in and  he’s   like filming  a   ghost movie,  pretending   that there’s  ghosts   in this  school.

My base  assumption   though, if  you   say streamer  breaks   into, is  a   guy.

So I  was   very surprised. 

This is  a   quality in  action.

I would  also   think they  were   young.

A 41  -year  -old woman  was   streaming herself  as   she broke  into   an elementary  school   at night  and   streamed herself  walking   around the  dark   hall.

So to  me,   that is  going   for a  horror   vibe.

That is  going   for something  that   is that  kind   of feeling. 

Oh, I  hit   that.

Dave, oh  God,   everything just  went   wrong.

Now, here’s  the   thing about  streaming   yourself   committing   crimes.

And the  rest   of the  story   should be  self  -evident.

If you  stream   yourself   breaking into  something   and people  are   watching you  do   it,

one of  those   people can  call   the police  and   they will  show   up to  the   place you’re  streaming   from.

Because they  can   actually look  at   the stream  and   go,

Hey, either  she’s   going to  say   the name  of   the school  or   we’re going  to   figure out  where   that school  is.

Or we’re  going   to figure  out   where she  is   from the  stream   or something. 

And the  police   are then  going   to show  up   there.

They do  have   people who  are   professional   investigators.

That is  literally   their job. 

That’s what  they   do.

Some of  them   are very  good   at it. 

Like we  hear   stories about  them   finding people  like   this all  the   time.

This is  not   a big  surprise   that she  was   caught fairly  quickly.

One of  the   people watching  her   stream became  concerned   and said  like,

Hey, this  is   not right. 

You shouldn’t  be   breaking into  elementary   schools.

She admitted  to   the crime  of   trespassing.

She was  arrested.

The police  are   trying to  figure   out how  she   got into  the   school because  it   seems like  she   didn’t break  anything,

which is  good   because it  means   she didn’t  break   anything.

But that  also   means that  maybe   she has  a   key or  something,   which is  a   little weird  in   itself.

I mean,  I   like streaming. 

I would  probably   do more  in   life streaming  if   I had  more   data on  my   phone or  something.

But it’s  also   not worth  it.

Like I  would   like to  stream   judo sessions. 

I actually  think   that would  be   really   interesting for  people   to watch. 

I would  like   to stream,  you   know, just  going   to restaurants  and   stuff   sometimes.

But it  also   doesn’t seem  worth   it.

But I  absolutely   would not  be   streaming   myself   committing   crimes if  I   was committing  crimes.

So let’s  say   you run  a   roadside   assistance   company.

So you  show   up to  the   woman who  has   claimed that  her   car is  broken   down.

And then  as   you show  up,   four people  step   out of  the   darkness and  they   throw you  into   a car, 

force you  into   a car,  and   you’re held  there   for five  hours.

They are  threatening   you saying,  I’m   going to  kill   you and  I’ll   chop you  to   pieces with  a   chainsaw,

which is  very   specific and  very   graphic.

And I  would   actually, as  the   victim, be  looking   for a  chainsaw.

Like, can  you   actually follow  through   on that  one?

They managed  to   get 70  ,000   yen from  him.

And so  with   five people,  that’s   14 ,000  yen   each.

So again,  as   far as  the   payout for  the   crime and  the   risk you’re  taking   for the  amount   of prison  time   you might  get

for assault  charges,   this kidnapping,  threatening   people, all  that   stuff, those  are   all individual  crimes.

14 ,000  yen   is not  worth   it.

Like 14  ,000   yen is  a   really nice  dinner.

It’s a  night   out at  eight   and Izekiah  if   you’re just  going   crazy.

It’s probably  like   bar hopping  for   a whole  evening.

It’s not  a   lot of  money.

Like it’s,  you   know, okay,  you’ve   got a  good   couple of  hours,   but that’s  all   you’re really  getting   out of  14  ,000 yen. 

It’s two  video   games maybe. 

They then  let   him go,  which   is weirdly  a   problem because  if   you let  someone   go,

the first  thing   they’re going  to   do is  call   the cops. 

And the  biggest   problem here  is   two of  those   guys used  to   work for  him.

So he  pretty   much recognized  them   right away. 

So he  didn’t   have to  like,   you know,  oh   no, police  have   to track  down   five figures  who   are, you  know,   indescribable   because it  was   dark and  I   was scared. 

Nope.

He’d be  like,   no, it  was   Toshi and  his   friend Toshi. 

And the  two   Toshis came  and   kidnapped me  with   three other  guys.

And I’m  pretty   sure if  you   catch Toshi,  he’s   going to  break   because he’s  a   little wuss. 

He threatened  to   chop me  up   with a  chainsaw,   but we  all   know Toshi  doesn’t   have a  chainsaw.

He doesn’t  have   chainsaw money. 

All he  has   right now  is   14 ,000  yen.

And what  kind   of chainsaw  are   you going  to   get for  14  ,000 yen? 

Not much. 

They were  all   arrested.

Two were  former   employees at  the   company.

Uh, not  a   well thought  out   plan.

The best  part   of thinking  was   they got  him   to come  to   them instead  of   them going  to   him.

They didn’t  know   he had  any   money on  him.

70 ,000  yen   is a  lot.

I carry  at   most 20  ,000   yen unless  I’m   going out  for   something   specific.

And that’s  like   emergency money  in   case I  have   to take  a   taxi really  far.

Uh, so  all   you’re going  to   get off  me   if you  rob   me this  way   would be  taxi   money.

This is  my   favorite   criminal of  the   month.

Uh, maybe  I   should do,  yeah.

Chunk with  beef   chest, favorite  criminal   of the  moment.

We can  have   a little  word   and they’re  like,   he’s my  favorite   criminal until  a   new criminal 

comes along  and   replaces him. 

That’d be  fun.

I would  kind   of have  a   little theme  song   to go  for   that.

I don’t  have   the talent  to   make that. 

But if  you,   if you  would   like to  make   a theme  song   for, uh,  C   McBee’s Ninja  News   Japan,

a favorite  criminal   of the  moment,   I think,  I   think that’s  actually   pretty good. 

This is  a   78 year  old   serial burglar. 

Uh, he  was   caught and  arrested.

And he  said   his weak  back   and legs  dictated   his choice  of   target.

So it’s  sad,   but it’s  also   like coming  for   all of  us.

I already  have   like knee  issues   and stuff,  but   I’m still  doing   judo.

So I’m  just   waiting for  like   a catastrophic  day   to ruin  my   judo career  and   end it  completely.

Or I  am   being more  careful.

I’m trying  to   make everything  stronger,   but it’s  just   time comes  for   us all. 

There’s nothing  we   can do  about   it.

He was  arrested   for a  house   break -in  and   then linked  to   17 more  break  -ins and  attempts

between September  and   January.

He went  to   four different  cities.

So he  was   like doing  the   work.

He was  going   to different  cities.

Uh, he  would   go to  different   houses,   different   neighborhoods.

He wasn’t  doing   like a  pattern,   I assume. 

And he,  he   made 600  ,000   yen from  four   different   cities.

But that’s  September   to January. 

That’s not  enough   money.

Again, you  got   to look  at   the payout. 

600 ,000  yen   over four  or   five months  isn’t   enough money  to   be really  living   and to  be

maintaining this  lifestyle.

He chose  targets   that were  close   to the  JR   station.

So that’s  Japan   rail, uh,  because   walking is  hard.

So he  didn’t   want to  walk   too far  from   the station  to   the house. 

He was  going   to burgle. 

Uh, he  wanted   to be  able   to get  back   without like  straining   his legs  too   much.

Apartments.

If he  tried   to break  into   apartment, he  only   did the  ones   on the  ground   floor because  he

didn’t want  to   have to  walk   up and  downstairs.

My legs  and   back are  weak.

So I  couldn’t   go to  the   second floor. 

Uh, basically  his   methodology was  to   smash windows  with   rocks nearby. 

So he  didn’t   like bring  any   equipment with  him.

He would  find   a rock,  find   a window,  smash   it, and  then   get into  the   house that  way,

which would  imply   a certain  amount   of climbing,  which   you think  with   a bad  back   and knees, 

that would  actually   be really  hard   to do. 

But at  least   then once  you’re   in, when  you   leave, you  go   out the  front   door.

Uh, he  has   been burgling  since   his teens,  which   I felt  very   bad about  because   it means  he   was,

he sort  of   robbed some  houses   and stuff  when   he was  a   teenager, wasn’t  really   successful

at getting  a   job or  being   rehabilitated.

This is  where   like the  system   kind of  failed   him because  we   talk about  sending   people to 

jail.

It’s   punishment, but  punishment   versus   rehabilitation.

Jail isn’t  rehabilitating   anyone.

It’s not  helping   anyone actually  change   their life. 

So this  is   the only  thing   he knew  how   to do. 

He did  it   his whole  life.

I mean,  relatively   successful as  in   he lived  his   whole life,  but   never made  enough   money

to actually  like   live or  stop   actually doing  this.

Like we  just   saw, he  just   did months  of   work and  he   was getting  like   a hundred  thousand

yen a  month,   which is  not   enough to  even   like maintain  an   apartment and  eat   and stuff, 

which is  really,   really sad. 

But I  kind   of have  some   respect for  that.

78 years  old.

He was  still   like playing  the   game.

He was  still   doing it,  which   is, yeah,  it’s   kind of  what   I want  to   do.

Not with  burgling.

I want  to   do judo  into   my seventies  and   then just  die.

I don’t,  I   don’t know  how   that’s going  to   work out,  but   I got  some   respect for  being   that

old and  still,   still hustling. 

How about  that?

But I  feel   bad for  him   because he  had   to live  that   life.

Arashi is  a   boy band. 

I mean,  it’s   hard to  say   boy band  when   the guys  are   all like  in   their fifties. 

They’ve been  a   boy band  for   like 30,  40   years.

They have  TV   shows and  stuff.

Any boy  band   in Japan  that   gets popular,  you   do tours  and   stuff and  then   you get  a   TV show 

and then  every   member gets  their   own TV  show.

And then  there’s   like a  million   things.

And you  see   these guys  on   TV all  the   time.

Whether they’re  good   or not,  it’s   irrelevant.

People love  them.

I’m not  judging   them.

I’m not  a   fan of  Arashi.

I actually  never   listened to  their   music, so  I   can’t really  make   a fair  judgment,   but

they decided  to   call it  quits   as a  boy   band, which  again,   weird to  say   when the  guys   are

all in  their   forties and  fifties,   they had  15   final   performances   and a  farewell   tour that 

generated 137  .5   billion yen  in   revenue.

So I  think   that’s like  everything   like hotels  and   the cities  and   people going  to   restaurants

and stuff  all   surrounding this  concert.

It’s pretty  impressive.

So even  though   I don’t  necessarily   care about  boy   bands or  this   kind of  music,   the fact 

that they’re  generating   that much  money   for people  around   them is  pretty   cool.

But it  sparked   an interesting  set   of questions. 

Now, we’ve  had   this in  different   contexts before. 

And it’s  people   who are  like   super nerdy  about   something and  their   spouse kind  of   ruins it 

for them. 

Is that  grounds   for divorce? 

So now  they’re   talking about  Arashi   divorce.

So a  woman,   there are  a   couple of  cases   of this  online   and people  are   like, is  this   a

valid reason  for   divorce?

And of  course,   we went  to   Bengoshi .com,  which   is lawyer  .com   in Japanese,  and   they were  giving

us the  feedback   as to  whether   or not  this   is a  reasonable   reason for  divorce,   because

we’ve had  this   in different  contexts,   which I’ll  give   after in  a   second.

A woman  whose   husband cut  off   the live  stream.

So she  wasn’t   able to  go   to the  concert.

She said,  like,   at least  I   can stream  it   online and  I   can watch  it.

She said  her   husband had  been   grumpy all  day   and told  her   to wear  headphones   and don’t 

play the  sound   really loud. 

She said  he   turned off  the   TV while  she   was bathing  the   child.

So she  took   the kid  into   another room,  started   bathing him,  but   was still  listening   to him. 

And then  he   turned it  off   to interrupt  her   viewing.

The woman  got   really angry  towards   her husband  saying,   Arashi’s last  concert   isn’t just  a   hobby,

it’s life  itself.

And I  can   understand,   like, after  this,   there is  no   more   opportunity.

So maybe  the   concerts aren’t  a   big deal  to   me.

I don’t  care   about the  concerts,   but this  is   the last  one.

And if  my   partner wanted  to   watch that,  absolutely,   I would  try   to make  it.

I would  try   to, like,  help   him.

I would  watch   the kid. 

I would  maybe   make some  food   and, like,  you   just stay  in   front of  the   TV or  the   computer

or however  you’re   watching the  stream   and enjoy  this.

Because after  this,   I’m never  going   to have  to,   like, watch  one   of these  again.

So I’m  actually,   if I  make   this a  good   experience for  her,   maybe she  doesn’t   have to  actually,

like, feel  like   she missed  out   and it’ll  be   better for  both   of us. 

Another woman  revealed   she couldn’t  watch   the concert  in   real time  because   her husband 

prioritized   watching the  soccer   match.

We do  have,   like, World  Cup   soccer going  on   at the  moment.

She said  the   atmosphere was  tense   throughout the  rest   of the  evening   because she  wants

to watch  her   thing.

He wants  to   watch his  thing.

No one  wants   to give  up   ground.

He’s saying  his   is important. 

But there’s  going   to be  other   World Cups. 

There’s going  to   be other  soccer   games that  week.

This is  the   last Arashi  concert.

I actually  can   see, even  though,   again, I  do   not care  about   this.

I can  see   why someone  else   would.

So don’t  take   it away  from   someone else. 

It’s kind  of   my feeling. 

Some posts  lamented   that despite  having   obtained prior  permission   to watch  the   live stream, 

so they  talked   to their  partner   and said,  like,   I want  to   watch this. 

And they’re  like,   yeah.

When they  actually   went to  go   watch it,  their   husbands tried  to   go out  at   a last  minute

or complained  about   housework and  meal   preparations,   making them  feel   like they  were   pathetic for 

watching Odyssey  in   a worse  mood.

So kind  of   just ruining  it   for them  by   being needy  husbands   who can’t  do   anything for  themselves,

which I  think   is one  of   the more  pathetic   aspects of  men   as possible. 

It’s like,  oh,   especially Japan’s  still   in this  world   where it’s  like   women need  to   make

all the  food   and women  need   to clean  the   house.

Women need  to   take care  of   everything.

That’s still  that   old sort  of   patriarchy kind  of   view.

Still exists  in   a lot  of   marriages in  Japan.

Don’t get  carried   away.

I’ll turn  it   off.

And kicking. 

In addition,  a   woman who  supported   Arashi for  over   20 years  since   their junior  days   explained

her husband  played   loud music  on   his smartphone  and   repeatedly made  disparaging   remarks about 

Arashi during  the   live stream. 

When she  protested,   he yelled  at   her, don’t  get   carried away  and   I’ll turn  it   off.

And even  physically   assaulted her  by   kicking her  in   front of  their   children.

Absolutely   grounds for  divorce.

Like the  shouting   and the  sounds   and stuff,  maybe   not so  much,   but when  you   step over  into

physical   violence, divorce  that   guy.

That guy’s  not   going to  be   doing you  any   good.

And he’s  just   going to  get   worse from  now   on if  he   gets away  with   it.

On social  media,   many people  expressed   empathy saying  things   like, it  was   the same  for   me.

It’s painful  when   someone   deliberately   ruined   something   you’ve been  looking   forward to. 

And I  understand   why someone  wanted   a divorce  because   of Arashi. 

I actually  do   understand   these feelings  because   you’re saying  this   is special. 

I want   to do  this.

And instead  of   supporting you,  and   again, it’s  the   last one. 

You’re not  going   to have  to   do this  ever   again.

Maybe she  has   to do  it   with a  different   boy band  later   or something,  but   functionally,

you never  have   to do  this   again.

Just make  it   a nice  event   for them. 

Help them  out.

Make them  popcorn.

Get them  drinks.

If they  want   something, go  to   the store  and   get them  ice   cream.

Could a  spouse’s   actions of  interfering   with such  an   important time  or   intentionally   displaying

a bad  attitude   be considered  moral   harassment under  the   law?

This is  where   we actually  get   into the  real   legal question  of   this.

Is this  a   fair reason  to   divorce   someone?

So lawyer  Tomoe   Terabayashi was  asked,   interfering   with live  stream   viewing is  moral   harassment.

Do the  actions   experienced by  the   female Arashi  fans   constitute   moral   harassment   under the  law?

Moral   harassment is  defined   as psychological  violence   or harassment  that   damages another 

person’s   character and  dignity   through words  and   actions causing  emotional   distress.

Furthermore,   Oshikatsu fandom  activities   are rooted  in   the feeling  of   cherishing one’s  Oshi,

like your  favorite   idol, your  favorite   group, as  an   important part  of   your life  and   lifestyle.

So this  goes   beyond just  like   I like  Arashi.

I consider  Arashi   part of  my   life.

Therefore, even  if   prior consent  was   given, if  a   spouse displays  a   bad attitude  towards

a live  performance   that a  fan   was looking  forward   to, causing  them   distress or  interferes

with the  viewing   of the  live   stream, it  can   be considered  an   act that  damages   the spouse’s 

dignity and  causes   emotional distress  through   words and  actions   and can  be   evaluated as  moral

harassment.

So actions  that   interfere with  spouse’s   fan activities  could   be grounds  for   divorce if  they

continue.

So essentially,  if   you do  it   once, it  might   be like,  well,   he was  just   in a  bad   mood.

It was  just   bad timing. 

Something bad  happened   that day. 

But if  it   happens more  than   once, it’s  now   a pattern. 

It’s now  abuse   psychologically.

Moral   harassment, in  a   sense,   psychological   violence can  be   considered a  form   of domestic 

violence.

Therefore, it  may   fall under  serious   grounds that  make   it difficult  to   continue the  marriage,

as defined  in   Article 770  of   the Civil  Code,   which stipulates  the   grounds in  divorce   court.

While such  actions   might not  constitute   serious grounds  that   make it  difficult   to continue 

the marriage  if   they occur  only   once, repeated  instances   can be  considered   as persistent  psychological

violence.

Therefore, in  a   case like  this,   it is  highly   likely that  it   would not  only   be grounds  for

divorce, but  also   subject to  a   claim for  compensation.

Just as  you   have things  you   cherish, your  spouse   also has  things   they cherish. 

Interfering or  ridiculing   such enjoyment  can   lead to  a   breakdown of  marriage.

Many people  need   to recognize  this.

And the  reason   I said  this   has kind  of   happened before  is   we’ve had  like,   it’s usually  like

a nerdy  guy   gets married  and   he has  like,   let’s say,  a   figure   collection.

So I  have   my nerdy  stuff   behind me,  but   not like  figures.

And then  the   wife gets  angry   at the  man   for something  or   he spent  too   much money  on   the

figures.

So she  goes   and smashes  the   figures.

Or you  have   a hobby  like   Lego or  trains   and you  spend   a lot  of   time building  them   and

they get  jealous   or frustrated. 

So they  smash   that.

That is  emotional   violence under  this   stipulation.

So it  is   grounds for  divorce.

And a  lot   of people,  when   they see  it   online,   actually   recognize it  as   such.

And just  be   nice to  your   partner.

I mean,  I   understand your  partner   might have  things   that you  think   are really  stupid   or

don’t like. 

And like  I   said, like  if   it’s the  last   one, help  them   out.

Buy them  ice   cream.

If they  want,   if they  drink,   buy them  some   beer.

Get them  popcorn.

I mean,  make   them happy. 

And you  know   what’s going  to   happen is  they’ll   probably end  up   making you  happy.

And that  is   your very  sound   relationship   advice from  Ninja   News Japan,  which   is a  great

step away  from   giving advice  to   criminals on  how   to be  better   criminals.

Thank you. 

Thank you.