Sugoku = very
Oishii = delicious
Now repeat after the commercial.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=28&v=RsGGQAJ3Bb8
Author: admin
NNJ 22: Drunk Sumo Beer
A whole mish mash post loss of voice, but there is beer in Japan, which can get you drunk, so you might make some bad decisions, like a sumo ref. That is not cool Japan, not cool.
NNJ 21: Sushi Chocolate Allergy
Allergies plague Japan, but the source is one of those unintended consequences of a bygone time.
YouTubers don’t get arrested, but they sure as hell could have.
Chocolate, they said it makes you smarter, but it didn’t make them smart enough to get the science right.
NNJ 20: Ballsy
A look at some recent news where the protagonist has decided that the quiet Japanese life just isn’t for them.
Summer clarification
For those of you who don’t know what Summer Lesson is from the previous post. It is a VR game where you tutor a high school girl.
This is how I assume every game goes:
https://twitter.com/x_hisabilly_x/status/969803797550710792?s=19
X Summer Lesson
I love game crossovers, mainly because I like dumb things.
Best board meeting ever:
President Tekken Industries “We need to liven up Tekken. What we do?”
Distracted employee “I never managed to look up the skirt of the girl from Summer Lesson…”
President Tekken Industries “Perfect.”
Distracted employee “What?”
Result:
Instructional Video
The terms you need to know for today’s Japanese lesson:
JK = High School Girl
PK = Underwear riding up yer butt
あるある (aru aru)= Something that happens. This is a form of comedic short story telling about things that happen to everybody.
歩き (aruki) = walking
かぎ (kagi) = key
探る (saguru) = search for
直す (naosu) = fix
That’ll get you through most of the video, enjoy figuring out the rest from the video itself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtVU6yEtdJg
NNJ 19: Murder, attempted murder and refusing gifts
A follow up on the Armani scandal, a woman gets away with what might be a double homocide, a man makes some bad decisions when visiting his doctor and idol groups don’t want your gifts.
It’s a lot to unpack.
NNJ 18: Police Shooting
There are times in life it is better to keep your mouth shut. Today’s hero didn’t get that. Also, some people feel entitled to their priority seat. Finally, NNJ is sad…
A~~~~~~n
I knew a long time ago that technology would allow me to replace human relationships, but i never thought they would actually be warmer and more caring than the ones I have now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpsjg-PoSJo
Thank you, nerdy Japanese science, for finding the most expensive way to feed me candy.