People need to listen to this podcast if they are going to come to Japan just so they don’t get arrested. Seriously, if you have a friend coming to Japan sit them down and make them listen to every episode of this podcast 2 times. Download it twice, that’s good for my numbers. A bad cop, a bad guy, some bad vapers and some useful Japanese.
Tag: crime
NNJ 77: How to be normal
Panty theft, it will never go away, but naughty comedians will. That and the woes of being a person who wants to date in Japan but doesn’t have any game, we fix that in one episode. Also, your Japanese word of the week!
NNJ 76: Drunk Droning
Some new things have become crimes and other people haven’t learned through exposure. Also, is 5G promotion pushing me to pirate?
NNJ 75:The best code
Learn about the #kutoo movement, some marijuana and a surprising amount of actual Japanese in this episode.
NNJ 74: These Bloody Girls
The low birth rate in Japan, a guy opening his mouth (again) recycling gets ramped up, why I never give blood in Japan and the romance of the Olympics.
Guy Who Lays Things Out
I have made jokes about the guy who lays things out before. He is a mythical hero. Then the myth becomes reality because I don’t need to make jokes about the following display, I can honestly appreciate the effort.
There has been so many underwear thief stories that I have avoided them on ninjanewsjapan.com but then something happens, something magical.
Someone comes along and just puts in that extra effort, as in the following display of pilfered underwear where The Guy Who Lays Things Out went through the effort of not just laying out the underwear by category, but by laying them out in a gradient. Please, take a moment out of your day and think, did I put this much effort into my work today?
NNJ 70: The NNJ Perfect Man
A survey was done, totally scientifically, so we now know what the perfect man is to a Japanese woman. Also, it’s not me.
There are problems with beer, and there is always more underwear theft.
NNJ 69: The first Episode of Reiwa
It is a new era in Japan and Ninja News Japan kicks it off with the magical episode number of 69.
We hit all the Japanese things, robots, porn stars, vacations and cops not knowing how to drive.
NNJ 67: Idols and scams
MUFG comes out with the blandest cryptocurrency ever.
The idol news just won’t stop, can’t stop, more lyrics from a song I don’t know well enough to base jokes on.
A minister gets fired, which just makes you wonder how he had kept his job for so long anyway.
The new era brings with it a new set of scams.
NNJ 66:Poop Protest Video Game Criminal
We got some Sumo dude stealing everyone’s thunder, 2 kids and some poop, crime developments, video game criminals, and people protesting stuff they cannot change.
The world is as it is.