NNJ 40: How not to get the ladies

Do Japanese people WANT to live as long as Japanese people live?

Does Japan WANT to keep making 1 yen coins?

How aful is being the guy to commits (?) capital punishment?

Why did that guy show me his shoulder?

And the big question is answered.

NNJ 39: Nagoya is cool now?

Nagoya, once voted the most boring city in Japan has a place I must go to now. We find out what some people do with all those panties they have stolen.

Yokai Watch gets in trouble for something they could have seen coming. 

Nagoya will have space travel before anyone else…Nagoya!

People can study into their hundreds and one of the things that should be studied is what to do if Mt Fuji blows up.

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The character from Yokai Watch. Spot the issue parents had:

Dating without leaving the couch

Dating is hard. But, the internet in Japan has you covered.

You can simulate dates with lots of girls whoa re way out of your league. For a moment you may have felt “Hey…” but come on, you’re watching videos of dates where you are the camera.

Also, RaMu is fine. In this video, you go to a new izakaya with RaMu and experience what it is like to hang out with a girl who won’t have sex with you.

A sadly familiar feeling.

If that’s all too real for you, you can opt out for this, which has the girl in your home, but I had trouble getting through even a few seconds because I think only dogs can hear her voice.

 

NNJ 35: Government Angry Octopus

A man demonstrates his frustration with the Japanese government, really sending a message. Then we get some world cup shenanigans that end up in … murder.

A soccer player pulls a red card and it seems to have become mandatory that underwear theft is mentioned at least once every 3 episodes.

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Learn to Dance

I don’t know how to dance. That’s cool, no one pressures me. But it is a skill I’m lacking so looking to the internet to fill that void I have found exactly what I, and probably you, need.

There are more of these, but I figure I should master the steps in these two before moving on to more.

NNJ 34: Capitol Hobby

The leader of Aum was executed, a professor stands by his hobby and a yakuza organization decides to stand by it’s yakuza principles.

It’s all the news.

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@NinjaNewsjapan

 

How did these kids get caught?