A look at some recent news where the protagonist has decided that the quiet Japanese life just isn’t for them.
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Summer clarification
For those of you who don’t know what Summer Lesson is from the previous post. It is a VR game where you tutor a high school girl.
This is how I assume every game goes:
1年間かけて『VRカノジョ』で研究した僕の流れる様な美しい盗撮テクニック見て。 pic.twitter.com/8sejV9zV7L
— hisabilly (@x_hisabilly_x) March 3, 2018
X Summer Lesson
I love game crossovers, mainly because I like dumb things.
Best board meeting ever:
President Tekken Industries “We need to liven up Tekken. What we do?”
Distracted employee “I never managed to look up the skirt of the girl from Summer Lesson…”
President Tekken Industries “Perfect.”
Distracted employee “What?”
Result:
Instructional Video
The terms you need to know for today’s Japanese lesson:
JK = High School Girl
PK = Underwear riding up yer butt
あるある (aru aru)= Something that happens. This is a form of comedic short story telling about things that happen to everybody.
歩き (aruki) = walking
かぎ (kagi) = key
探る (saguru) = search for
直す (naosu) = fix
That’ll get you through most of the video, enjoy figuring out the rest from the video itself.
NNJ 19: Murder, attempted murder and refusing gifts
A follow up on the Armani scandal, a woman gets away with what might be a double homocide, a man makes some bad decisions when visiting his doctor and idol groups don’t want your gifts.
It’s a lot to unpack.
NNJ 18: Police Shooting
There are times in life it is better to keep your mouth shut. Today’s hero didn’t get that. Also, some people feel entitled to their priority seat. Finally, NNJ is sad…
A~~~~~~n
I knew a long time ago that technology would allow me to replace human relationships, but i never thought they would actually be warmer and more caring than the ones I have now.
Thank you, nerdy Japanese science, for finding the most expensive way to feed me candy.
NNJ 17: School Stories
A bevy of stories about that most public of institutions, schools. Also, the weird people that seem to orbit them. There is, of course, uniform theft.
2020 Olympic Mascots
Look like they will meld into robots and save the world.
Here they are in action.
NNJ 16: Scams
Learn about the single most common scam in Japan along with some other nefarious individuals.